My Real Bros, Jimmy Tatro and Christian Pierce | Something’s Burning | S3 E25

Real Bros Jimmy Tatro and Christian Pierce stop by the kitchen for a deep dive on their new movie, the top five coolest actors, and if they could see themselves getting caught up with the Capitol stormers. I am also making a polenta board with three different toppings AND we’re sampling Por Osos, like good friends, and bros, would.
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POLENTA PARTY
Ingredients:
1 package ground corn meal
12 cups Water
Butter
Grated parmesan
½ cup Mascarpone cheese
4 Large peppers
2 white onions
olive oil
4 italian sausages
chili flakes
2 lbs fresh mushrooms
1 tbsp soy sauce
Garlic
½ cup chardonnay
1 tbsp dry thyme
2 cups fresh basil
½ cup pine nuts
Polenta Steps:
1. Bring water to boil and add corn meal. Let simmer for 30-40 minutes
2. Remove from heat and add 1 cup grated parmesan and mascarpone and ¼ cup butter
TOPPINGS:
Spicy sausage and peppers Steps:
1. Cut sausages and cook in pan
2. Cook onions until clear then add peppers to pan
3. Add sausage back to pan and cook altogether for another 3 minutes
Mushrooms in White Wine Sauce
1. Cook 2 cloves of garlic in 1 tbsp butter and 1 tbsp olive oil
2. Add mushrooms to pan. Once cooked halfway, add soy sauce, thyme, and wine cooking until it is all absorbed.
Basil Pesto Sauce
1. Toast pine nuts
2. In a food processor, add toasted pine nuts, basil, ½ cup oil, 3 garlic cloves, and ½ cup parmesan until combined

[@brennanferris7400]

Jimmy is so good at taking a stale conversation and making it interesting, whether by telling a story or diverting it into a more interesting subject. Always a great guest wherever I see him hop on something. Can’t wait for the real bros movie!

[@thatJoshieJosh]

You know what I love? People being their friends' biggest fans. I love these eps when Bert and his friends are just giving each other love.

[@codylauderdale2748]

I’ve watched every season of Real Bros so many times.

[@brohndelaurier566]

So funny!

[@medz32]

Christian seems like such a nice dude

[@stei0614]

He’s got fake nails, so he’s probably insecure and needs to be nice lol

[@medz32]

@@stei0614 I hope you find peace

[@lauraarmstrong-gonzalez3731]

Agreed.:: seems like a normal good guy!

[@yourenotrelatable]

Weird way to spell annoying

[@KingsnPawnsMedia]

He is I met him in Miami, great guy

[@Jodynotfamous]

The Bert exhale of excitement to talk about something he likes is hilarious

[@bill-or-somthingbill4390]

Swallowed the zyn

[@michaeldurkin1180]

Watching jimmy watch Bert put the meatballs on there and holding his tongue is gold

[@dannyrozell7227]

Bert just REALLY wanted Christian to take his shirt off 😂

[@cultmemberr]

No cap 😹

[@xXxJonnyLavaxXx]

Hahaha…Bert confronting them on a pod about not asking him to be in the movie.😂 When Christian says “We tried, but you know Roku”, then Bert’s response “Yeah, we have a good relationship with Roku”. Passive aggressive at it’s finest. 😂

[@HMbeav8404]

Christians humor and timing man 😂

[@Scaabss]

Love how christian wishes for jimmy's success as a director as a result of the new movie, really speaks to his character. Loved growing up watching these guys all throughout my early teens into my adult life. Cant wait for the movie.

[@joeyhighrollin7835]

Been watching these dudes for a decade comedic geniuses, so happy they’re up these days

[@wesjones4875]

“Who do you think is more famous me or ……” is such a Bert question 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[@Stunpid.]

No way we he the SIMI VALLEY BROS IN HERE 🤣🤣 love the content

[@Gh7stx]

Christian Pierce looks like the guy that doesn't burn (sorry Wade told me to comment this)

[@298adam]

Wade isnt it no more he likes that underripe cheese if ygm

[@TroopRespecter69]

Now we need a balcony conversations with Bert

[@weightupmountainguy]

"I do mushrooms occasionally often"

[@MrOrangehenry]

"No Breakfast for Old Men"! Somebody please make that movie! I'll settle for a T-shirt.

[@andyabbitt9025]

Awesome sauce yeah I love watching Bert. 🎉 He's funny as hell😂

[@stevenkennedy3088]

Hearing Bert saying he plays baldurs gate makes me so happy

[@victorjaquez1409]

Balcony conversation top 3 series on KZbin

[@mitchelllambert3187]

The Kakumbas jersey is 🔥🔥🔥🔥!!! Baby G for life!!!!

[@patricklorenz907]

Thank F@ck you had Canada Dry! Bert I swear there is zero filter sometimes 😂😂😂 just it pops in there and say it

[@brohndelaurier566]

When Bert mentions some guys whole sense of humor was calling ppl gay, it just made think Shane Gillis is still like that! Lol

[@PencilsandPaper]

Christian! And now I miss the *Balcony Conversation skits lol

[@Rick_Sanchez_Jr.]

I love Jimbo. Best episode so far. Have them back on sometime

[@glennpackard7191]

Thank you for the great contact

[@margiesamifua1053]

Holy fuck.. jimmy goes.. this guys batteries always dies like this one time we were scuba diving and his AIR was running out.. 😂 THAT IS NOT THE SAME 😂

[@waywordprairie922]

crazy how perfect he was to play bert, looks like him and has the same lisp.

[@_FEISTY_]

Hey BERT !!! I'm a huge fan of The Machine!!!! 😆 I was hoping to catch y'all's comedy tour in Florida, however I came back to MS. & You're near my hometown tonight!!! I wish I could make it!!! Florida vacay kinda put me on hold for other activities for a little bit, yet, it was well worth it!!! If you haven't been to Clearwater, you got to go!!! I wish y'all all the best of luck here in the deep south, Lol. Don't let too many of us tell y'all "God bless your heart."... 😉 !!!

[@joshphoenix3754]

jimmy is the mf’n man he cannot wait for his real Bros movie

[@obamastolemyvcr1446]

2:05 Kinda scary how hype Bert got at Jimmy drinkin...

[@ericraymond1274]

I lived in LA, place was a fuckin nightmare! I didn't meet one single person that was real acting, at all. Every single person was somehow out for themselves. Hundreds of people, not one real friend 🤣

[@DarrenWise-q2m]

I’m loving the Jordan Tar Heels jersey! 🏀

[@weightupmountainguy]

haven't seen Burt in forever. Arms are lookin sporty.

[@johncedeno1143]

Seriously wish I could meet u. Every special is always fun.

[@sebastiansamuelsson218]

This was the best episode by fucking far holy shit

[@HEIRorERROR]

Minus the mushrooms that shit looked good as hell

[@nutmaken]

Love them!! Arizona born n bread would say the same lol, we r at max capacity 😂

[@thedukeofkidding941]

What the fuck Bert playing Baldurs Gate

[@REFICULNATAS]

i have 3 years clean and have been to hundreds of rehabs............ Bert saying "im back baby" after taking a sip is the most alcoholic thing i have ever seen

[@margiesamifua1053]

Georgia, make Bert cook Chicken KATSU!!!!!!!!! Bert GET IN TO IT.. As long as Bert isn’t making Placenta. 😂

[@deucey89]

Thumbnail looks like Derek from MPMD

[@spencerdawson4641]

Dig the holy city hat!

[@IvoryB]

"What's the name of the game I'm into?" Lmao, what

[@margiesamifua1053]

Jimmy talking about RRR is so prime because that’s like involved culture for sure. Rise, Roar, revolt is sickening. Good shit Jimmy.

[@WntrSoldr69]

i came across it scrolling through all the new streaming movies when it was released in the states and i just put it on. and it was so sick

[@andrestein6022]

Shazam was a movie in the 90's with Shaq in it where he wore a costume that looked like captain marvel and I will die on a hill fighting anyone who says otherwise

[@acrook853ify]

Kazaam. Came out in 96.

[@randybradley4151]

@@acrook853ify So when are you and andrestein6022 going to fight on this hill?

[@andrestein6022]

@acrook853ify my bad lol, I'm getting old but you're correct

[@DoubleOhBlandy]

Who tf is Bert lying to, his cooking has gotten WAY better since the start of this Pod.!!

[@YouGottaBeKetamine]

where does Bert get his hats from?

[@nathanking146]

LFG give em their flowers

[@Dalton7212]

That Dinner Time Live with David Chang feels like an f you to you Bert. Sue em or something.

[@jayce51208]

any one know what team or hat that is Bert has on?

[@Gutscribe]

Bert bert bert bert bert bert bert bert. Reping broke dad's lol

[@irishnative9163]

I dig Canadian dry zero best ginger ale I've ever had

[@DrnknMc]

Don’t worry, no one is coming to LA, they are escaping. Y’all can keep it.

[@Dunkman-pn8zj]

You don’t have to make those commercials that’s what most of the United States thinks about most of the state lol

[@SteveKuntz-]

Dario from License to Kill

[@jjjjjasonjjjjjackson]

Why isn't Michael Moore making a doc on the Storming of yhe Capitol

[@DarthoRigogus]

Drunk questions with Bert?

[@StolenBikeRyder]

wheres terror reid

[@joekowski]

Wonder if Jimmy every got that Zyn?

[@WSXST]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Jodynotfamous]

Just insane to shoot out “who’s more famous me or jimmy” looking for an honest answer

[@SeanHts15]

I mean to be fair he was totally joking but they're probably pretty evenly famous at this point....

[@ianh850]

don't like bert, love these two, maybe ill be able to sit through an hour of bert relating everyhing to himself

[@rjmanga2148]

Don’t worry bro, no wants your rampant crime and homelessness. Plenty of ppl are leaving CA because they know it sucks

[@carsongillespie712]

A1

[@BillyBats773]

My life is frat

[@dfaiola18]

I love Christian and Jimmy but Bert is so much more famous than Jimmy... He does stadiums in every corner of the country

[@StovetopBurner]

Bert looks like a middle schooler that just keeps getting held back in this vid

[@justinobrien1097]

Jimmy seems like a liar.

[@bussruss]

get shaq on

[@USMNT1913]

45:30 LA is not a real city.

[@johndreker1613]

I bet my dream last night could out-crazy anyone else. Right before going to bed, I saw a reel of a guy saying "picture your perfect girlfriend" as part of a joke. So I actually did that in detail before falling asleep. My dream then was that perfect girlfriend I created in my own mind hours earlier, breaking up with me, taking our dog I didn't even know we had, leaving me with house payments and apparently no job, telling me sarcastically, good luck not becoming homeless. Like wtf lady, we were just perfect for each other two hours ago and now I'[m on the verge of being dream homeless!

[@deaderthendead041]

Great way to set the show off & make your guests cocomfortable, By telling your guest you're horrible at the two things you're show is all about bert. 😅

[@Zzzzzzz919]

This is worse than #Martha Stewart

[@P.dripps92]

This episode came at a perfect time. I've been re-watching real Bros. It's one of my favorite shows ever.

[@ltcstx]

50:20 was a master class answer to yet another selfish question. Thanks for that Christian.

[@jeanobalinghasay4244]

He was genuine about it too. I died bro

[@VeeB-is1jw]

I like how he's looking at Bert like you didn't brown the sausage before the peppers? LOL

[@qianaberryman7236]

THAAAANK YOU!! I was thinking the same...I kept saying he is going to burn the peppers and he hasn't stirred the polenta in hella!😂

[@ItsTheLedge]

Calling Baldurs Gate a video game of life is wild 😂

[@korbindallas4552]

They are very inexperienced gamers. Obviously they've never heard of Second Life.

[@mastergwaha]

@@korbindallas4552 oh man...... wait until bert sees that steaming pile lol

[@jonjaquez]

They're trolling bert so hard 😂 he doesn't even see it 😂😂😂

[@joshc3326]

Zelda is the gayest thing I've ever heard of, I just got into Baldur's Gate III.

[@threefiddyone]

Been watching Jimmy for years. Never thought Id see him on Somethings Burning!

[@botmon.]

47:14 we feel that exact same way sincerely every Texan to a Californian

[@hazedidit]

Same here from every Tennessean to California

[@theantoine99]

Real LATJ fans would know they had the same LA shit talking conversation on a drunk questions ep

[@ninja4O5]

Why Jimmy looks nervous here man it's so weird

[@rallerallesson408]

In Sweden (and probably other European countries) we call Wednesday "little Saturday" or like "Saturday jr" and that way we've normalized drinking in the middle of the week. Coming into work hung over on a Thursday is 100% accepted.

[@chrisferrario1540]

Stealing that. Lil’ Saturday. 👏🏼

[@mattjamesofc]

Circus Bear would actually be a great name for a special for Bert

[@we-r-one_automotive.daniel3108]

Dude I love this show uts always a good time filled with laughs 🤣🤣🤘🏼

[@sabastainsierra2573]

Super fuckin sic episode bro love it

[@graphixg1]

"it is 12:30 on a Wednesday" 😂

[@margiesamifua1053]

The fact that Shaq and Bert might be coming out with a movie.. tickles me. THATS THE RAZZLE DAZZLE I NEEDED!

[@bssalinas1]

Can someone tell Christian the car thing happened when he was born on the West coast?

[@_m_m4]

Tatro is such a great actor, and a perfect selection to play young Bert ❤ I love this show, best cooking show on the internet 😂

[@KateHarley-ej3uw]

Bert nonchalant "mmm I just swallowed a zynn" 😂😂😂

[@paydn202]

bro im like low key loving this shit high key

[@CowboyBobby601]

"la is great" five minutes later "i saw a bunch of 14 year old kids get jumped by thugs and the police didn't do shit"

[@soimboredandtesting]

Wasnt that a story about ny?

[@CowboyBobby601]

@@soimboredandtesting no

[@PatchCHO]

@@CowboyBobby601 yes

[@AMHAPPY]

Weak sauce

[@higherstandard710]

I’m like i recognize that guy! Oh it’s Bert from his movie haha

[@timothypadilla6084]

No breakfast for old men… so steez😂🤙🏼

[@rendiesel9393]

Anybody that is my age looking for comedy shorts back in the day (I’m 30) knows these boys, and they are my favorite. Nothing like drunk questions 🤙🤙🤙

[@scottgroves4727]

Something's burning and it's the dumpster fire known as Bert's career. One dementional drunk spank.