My Second Favorite Practical Joke

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Josh Wolf

Josh Wolf

Күн бұрын

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@JoshWolfComedy
@JoshWolfComedy 3 жыл бұрын
bit.ly/TMSG-JoshWolf
@maddiebyfaith
@maddiebyfaith 3 жыл бұрын
I just tried my first edible at a bachelorette party the other night. Half of a 250 mg brownie. It hit me hard an hour later and I was begging for my fiance to come get me 😂
@tena2sweet
@tena2sweet 3 жыл бұрын
I'm with you about Big Brothers. I have an older brother when I was little he and my older sister pinned me down. They held my mouth open and he spit this long loogie and just as it would get in my mouth he'd slurp it back up. And eventually after about 5 or 6 times of this he spit it in my mouth. I immediately puked all over him 😂😂😂😂😂 And another time him and a bunch of his buddies were lighting farts in the backyard and he had a backdraft. 😂😂😂😂 Mom had to take him to the hospital for second degree anal Burns 😂😂😂😂😂
@discordcreates556
@discordcreates556 3 жыл бұрын
Iyilw
@tena2sweet
@tena2sweet 3 жыл бұрын
@Tee Mack I didn't ask you to believe that or not but it's true. The fire went back up in his butthole and he had second degree burns.
@jorynickila7760
@jorynickila7760 3 жыл бұрын
I gave my cousin a 600 mg hash brownie. She turned into Bert from Bert and Ernie for a minute before it kicked in completely and then she was just part of the couch for a couple hours. I call that getting Mundent. Feel free to use that term in a show. It's when you get so high that you can't really get up and you can't really move your arms.
@chazblank2717
@chazblank2717 5 жыл бұрын
"You can always eat more, you can never eat less." Same exact advice I gave my brother the first time he didn't freak out smoking.
@CrazyDutchguys
@CrazyDutchguys 5 жыл бұрын
We're you eating or smoking? BE CONSISTENT
@asch251
@asch251 5 жыл бұрын
@@claraheadstrong2143 they ate the joint
@loukkiss
@loukkiss 5 жыл бұрын
@@asch251 delicious
@zephyrstrife4668
@zephyrstrife4668 5 жыл бұрын
@Carlos Spiceywhiener because in order to OD on it, you literally have to smoke your own body weight in weed. But by the time you hit the 1/4 point you're sitting there the next day not even high and wondering why you're still smoking despite no longer having a buzz.
@sluna6434
@sluna6434 4 жыл бұрын
@Carlos Spiceywhiener I don't think they're talking about overdosing, just about the: Level 1: enjoying myself Level 2: I can see God Level 3: ok, not fun anymore It's more about staying on level 1 XD
@laurenlizzbeth
@laurenlizzbeth 5 жыл бұрын
Netflix, it’s time. Give him the comedy special, he’s earned it.
@videodrive8238
@videodrive8238 5 жыл бұрын
I got ya back!! :-D
@kayel3202
@kayel3202 5 жыл бұрын
666 likes. The devil approves
@okaymister8139
@okaymister8139 5 жыл бұрын
Delete the Travis scott shit. And give This man his Damn special
@Bobskinss
@Bobskinss 5 жыл бұрын
@@kayel3202 817*
@flushiez
@flushiez 5 жыл бұрын
Netflix is for sodomites
@stevenolson1295
@stevenolson1295 5 жыл бұрын
Josh: will I be okay after this? Weed manager: well yes, but actually no.
@lilchromozome
@lilchromozome 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@masteroftheheadcrabs3123
@masteroftheheadcrabs3123 4 жыл бұрын
*w e e d m a n a g e r*
@1lilrox761
@1lilrox761 4 жыл бұрын
Btuh I'm so fucking high rn and ngl I wana be yo friend cuz yo comment made me fucking die
@KB-cv7eh
@KB-cv7eh 3 жыл бұрын
@@1lilrox761 ah man unlcuky
@Teal_Jimmy
@Teal_Jimmy 3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps
@MaximilianTheBassFisherman
@MaximilianTheBassFisherman 5 жыл бұрын
“I go: hey man”
@fayewebb4373
@fayewebb4373 5 жыл бұрын
Max Muzones take a shot everytime he says “man”
@fryrain8079
@fryrain8079 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I can no longer upvote you, you have the almighty number
@Blarnix
@Blarnix 4 жыл бұрын
What’s your name?
@hackresolution5074
@hackresolution5074 4 жыл бұрын
I wanted to upvote but not gonna destroy that number
@Benzy670
@Benzy670 4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of George Thorogood
@supimpanda2312
@supimpanda2312 4 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Iglesias: every great story starts with "so, Martin and I-" Josh Wolf: "so, I do drugs-"
@TheRogueMan27
@TheRogueMan27 4 жыл бұрын
Why is this so true...
@controller911
@controller911 4 жыл бұрын
True
@captan7640
@captan7640 4 жыл бұрын
So is the magic word
@countryrat2431
@countryrat2431 4 жыл бұрын
Yess
@risan7495
@risan7495 4 жыл бұрын
They both have stories of their sons
@Gmrlu81
@Gmrlu81 5 жыл бұрын
I like how josh starts with....... "I'm more of an edible guy than a weed guy"😂
@Walker-le5go
@Walker-le5go 5 жыл бұрын
I thought he said “animal guy” I’m so confused lol
@AngusCDC
@AngusCDC 5 жыл бұрын
Yo I was waiting for him to say he got normal muffins and weed muffins and was gonna eat like 2 normal muffins and have the brother do the same
@CrimsonFucker023
@CrimsonFucker023 5 жыл бұрын
@@AngusCDC that would of been a better prank😂😂😂
@thelastword4616
@thelastword4616 5 жыл бұрын
Had some friends prank me back in high school, smokin hot girl gave me a brownie, it was delicious. She turns back around and says, "Where did that brownie go?" I'm all like, "I ate it," Her and my other friend proceed to tell me that the brownie had 2 hits of acid in it. Fuck I was freakin. Funny now, wasn't back then.
@CrimsonFucker023
@CrimsonFucker023 5 жыл бұрын
@@thelastword4616 don't feel bad I got off work and went to me my gfs at the times place which me and her would smoke and prank each other and I saw a blunt roach and thought nothing of it and saw a plate of brownies so I fired up the roach and ate four of them and she walks in and passes me and says you may want to go straight to bed if I was you cause you won't want to do shit cause those were weed brownies and I was geeked for what seemed like forever cause I pranked her with weed tea the week before
@papilloncommando7145
@papilloncommando7145 5 жыл бұрын
I've seen alice in wonderland. I know not to eat an entire edible anything
@ObsidianSnake12
@ObsidianSnake12 4 жыл бұрын
I bet you don’t even eat a whole hot dog
@joshkresnik6402
@joshkresnik6402 4 жыл бұрын
Lewis Carroll was the first guy to school us to n the dangers of edibles
@shawnpitman876
@shawnpitman876 4 жыл бұрын
not even a whole edible gummy bear? pffff
@mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077
@mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever eaten a crumb of something?
@DanielJoseMP
@DanielJoseMP 3 жыл бұрын
I ate a whole brownie once, almost went to a parallel universe
@jeeplord4067
@jeeplord4067 5 жыл бұрын
I did edibles at a festival once and walked around for an hour not feeling anything. I was thinking they were shit and didn't do anything and then I walked into the mirror maze and they kicked in. Let's just say I didn't have a good night.
@emmagrace8938
@emmagrace8938 4 жыл бұрын
Man, willingly walking into a mirror maze shortly after taking an edible was your first mistake and I’m willing to bet it wasn’t the last
@jeffjordan8836
@jeffjordan8836 4 жыл бұрын
Jango Fett bro that’s funny as shit.
@ssjineon7032
@ssjineon7032 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣
@fawful94
@fawful94 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@etherealmuse5786
@etherealmuse5786 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂why do I want to try this
@leo.soininen
@leo.soininen 5 жыл бұрын
Doctor) Why do you need medical marijuana? Josh) --------A Autism? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@NoName19402
@NoName19402 4 жыл бұрын
Karen: vaccines.
@jazmyncole2461
@jazmyncole2461 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Zathren
@Zathren 4 жыл бұрын
*"Never had an edible" is the start of this conversation* Weed seller: "You didn't eat that whole fucking muffin did you??"
@TrackpadProductions
@TrackpadProductions Жыл бұрын
In his defence, _"You didn't eat that whole fucking muffin did you?"_ is a question that no one in the _history of mankind_ has ever asked about a regular muffin. If you don't know a lot about edible serving sizes... 🤷
@sorthweast3030
@sorthweast3030 5 жыл бұрын
“I bought him something called a space cake...” Thats how you know its gonna be a trip.
@CrazyDutchguys
@CrazyDutchguys 5 жыл бұрын
Space cake is just regular cake, but it has weed in it. Its not particularly special
@dougevans6389
@dougevans6389 5 жыл бұрын
Not-so-scary Conservative so true!! He was headed out to space!!
@andrewseverance1615
@andrewseverance1615 4 жыл бұрын
He rode ON THE GREAT SPACE COASTER!
@dudeidontevenknow3596
@dudeidontevenknow3596 4 жыл бұрын
Well you gotta get the **FUCK* outta here
@harrykendama4206
@harrykendama4206 4 жыл бұрын
It’s the space cake xxx
@Wilsoul
@Wilsoul 5 жыл бұрын
"and fear is not your FACKIN friend" best part of the whole thing
@D3vilB4sket
@D3vilB4sket 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh it really isn't. Freaking out makes it SO much worse
@brittnaewhite5285
@brittnaewhite5285 5 жыл бұрын
Dr: what's ailing you? Josh: Autism? Middle aged women: you've been smoking any vaccines lately?
@jatthewmarker3831
@jatthewmarker3831 5 жыл бұрын
Dammit karen
@JC-jb8hj
@JC-jb8hj 5 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh
@_vblax
@_vblax 5 жыл бұрын
Clever!
@garrett2597
@garrett2597 5 жыл бұрын
Brittnae White under rated comment
@MOGLazarsharkk
@MOGLazarsharkk 4 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED
@alicewest586
@alicewest586 4 жыл бұрын
“You can eat more, but you can’t eat less” Bruh we wouldn’t listen anyway 😂
@chadwells2042
@chadwells2042 4 жыл бұрын
At least until you've had a few bad experiences lol then you learn 😂
@alicewest586
@alicewest586 4 жыл бұрын
Chad Wells I still haven’t learned 😂 edibles usually just make me sleepy but there’s been a few times where I have underestimated that shit and had .... interesting times lol
@chadwells2042
@chadwells2042 4 жыл бұрын
@@alicewest586 lol no shit me and the wife had some last night, we ate a quarter, then another two hours later, neither of us felt a thing. And she'd never had weed before period
@dsfpiuhasdf
@dsfpiuhasdf 3 жыл бұрын
69th like. Nice.
@Masairasink
@Masairasink 4 жыл бұрын
"You might make it." Last words i want to hear
@musicaccount4033
@musicaccount4033 5 жыл бұрын
This guy needs a Netflix special 🤣🤣👏👏
@leightonvanderesch277
@leightonvanderesch277 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, I really want him to have one
@mitchc1488
@mitchc1488 4 жыл бұрын
Josh is so good netflix wouldn't deserve him
@caitdegraaff3562
@caitdegraaff3562 4 жыл бұрын
More like a reality show lmao
@pkingwithbleach8465
@pkingwithbleach8465 3 жыл бұрын
Idk it was boring
@Wateredchestnut
@Wateredchestnut 3 жыл бұрын
If you want it.... it’s not on Netflix.
@lupitaochoa893
@lupitaochoa893 5 жыл бұрын
“You might make it”😂😂 ahh this made my day
@thewilddinkus8026
@thewilddinkus8026 5 жыл бұрын
I MIGHT DIE IN CVS I have never felt more represented ever
@VestigialHead
@VestigialHead 5 жыл бұрын
+ The Wild Dinkus! What is CVS? Is it a Chemist?
@thewilddinkus8026
@thewilddinkus8026 5 жыл бұрын
@@VestigialHead its a pharmacy
@VestigialHead
@VestigialHead 5 жыл бұрын
@@thewilddinkus8026 Ok thanks. Pharmacies are often called Chemists here. Makes sense not many other places would have had a blood pressure test.
@shredbacca
@shredbacca 5 жыл бұрын
@@VestigialHead what state u in
@VestigialHead
@VestigialHead 5 жыл бұрын
@@shredbacca Queensland or pissed.
@thatcrystalpie
@thatcrystalpie 5 жыл бұрын
"He would fold it out, he would put me in it, and he would fold it the fUK bAck uP"
@alex_5830
@alex_5830 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is like a more civilised version of Trevor from GTA
@toddfelts7019
@toddfelts7019 5 жыл бұрын
The world smiles more because of Mr Josh Wolf
@marlogreen9706
@marlogreen9706 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a simple man. If it’s a new josh wolf video, I click it.
@chair7416
@chair7416 5 жыл бұрын
I love how the whole blueberry muffin joke, changes every time he tells it
@ltcrescent4011
@ltcrescent4011 4 жыл бұрын
"If you think you've had enough, then you are fucked!" This will always be my favorite part
@justas423
@justas423 4 жыл бұрын
I think he could continue this "My favorite practical joke" for as long as he has practical joke stories.
@Jezyra
@Jezyra 5 жыл бұрын
Listen I don’t do drugs and never have but this was beyond hilarious🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@coryloggins3948
@coryloggins3948 5 жыл бұрын
Google the definition of a drug marijuana the plant is not a drug
@Lynnmaria54
@Lynnmaria54 5 жыл бұрын
I do drugs & this is funny af
@johngotcash
@johngotcash 5 жыл бұрын
@@coryloggins3948 sadly it's classified as a drug
@wowzers2051
@wowzers2051 4 жыл бұрын
u never took an advil before?
@gideonkloosterman
@gideonkloosterman 4 жыл бұрын
@@wowzers2051 advils dont do anything except numb actual pain, not the type of drug she's referring to
@notyouraverageharleyquinnstan
@notyouraverageharleyquinnstan 5 жыл бұрын
"Tomorrow weed"😂👍
@vickyale1203
@vickyale1203 5 жыл бұрын
5:07 "So that's what's gonna happend when I eat that eadible" Guy in the back ground: "NOPE" Am I deaf or that really happened lmao 😂😂
@trigr5106
@trigr5106 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe you're both?!??!!!?!?!?!
@jefferyachamfuor2850
@jefferyachamfuor2850 5 жыл бұрын
I heard it
@Enby_Trash_Rat
@Enby_Trash_Rat 5 жыл бұрын
I heard it
@ccneenees7235
@ccneenees7235 5 жыл бұрын
You made me click on a ad, thanks
@ccneenees7235
@ccneenees7235 5 жыл бұрын
And deaf ppl cant hear bruh
@MyVintageLove
@MyVintageLove 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who loves edibles and has two older brothers, this set is actual perfection. I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG TIME.
@SilentHotdog28
@SilentHotdog28 4 жыл бұрын
So before I had edibles, I had been high once before and it was fun, smoked a couple more times, didn't get high....so my mate said lets have some hash brownies, I was like "sweet".....so he put half an ounce into this cake and put in oven after mixing it and there were 6 of us, the others all had 1 small piece.....me being silly thinking that I knew everything after being high once thought "I don't feel anything, I'm going to have more" so I ate another piece and I also licked the bowl to make sure that I got all the dust.......still nothing after nearly an hour. I said that I'll have more and my mate who smokes regularly said "don't do it" I said "I don't feel anything, I'll be fine"....so I ate a massive chunk, so by now I had probably like half the cake....I go sit down on the couch and BANG.....it hits me.....The room starts spinning, my movements start slowing down......and I'm thinking "I've down fucked up"........my head starts to hurt so I go lay down, I start screaming, "call the ambulance" my mates are trying to calm me down, nothing worked, then my mate who smokes came in I heard his voice and that calmed me a bit he and gave me a can of coke, after drinking it......all of a sudden, I felt a lot better, I calmed right the fuck down after that, no more headache, sat on the couch watching Rick & Morty for a few hours and just chilled out.......I was so fucking high, anytime I would turn to look at someone, it felt like a few minutes by the time I turned to them. I remember when I woke up the next day I still felt a little high, but felt fucking fantastic, like damn that was some good shit for getting you to sleep and I had a long arse sleep.
@JuniperJoy
@JuniperJoy 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh you have the time distortion high.
@gimygaming8655
@gimygaming8655 3 жыл бұрын
@@JuniperJoy it's scary as shit.
@-vilis7168
@-vilis7168 5 жыл бұрын
lmao "Uhhh...Autism?" "You mean anxiety" "That's the one!" (Part is at 3:20) Edit:damn i wake up to see a comment with 833 likes, Thanks to you all. Edit 2: Thanks for all the likes!
@JesterLKing
@JesterLKing 5 жыл бұрын
- VILISim from the uk where weed isn’t an option ,why was autism not expectable for the card
@dallas4584
@dallas4584 5 жыл бұрын
@@JesterLKing pretty sure it just doesn't help with any symptoms of autism
@landsraad9745
@landsraad9745 5 жыл бұрын
@@JesterLKing Because, if the government wanted to check health records it's going to show the guy was diagnosed with autism, which he doesn't have and that is malpractice, lol
@landsraad9745
@landsraad9745 5 жыл бұрын
So the doctor was shaking his head trying to tell him, "Hey, choose something else". Then just gave him an easier answer
@QuayNemSorr
@QuayNemSorr 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair autistic people often have anxiety as well.
@ctrlshiftn2132
@ctrlshiftn2132 5 жыл бұрын
You truly deserve a Netflix special. Even when I have those straight face days, I'll still laugh at your jokes out loud. Stay gold Ponyboy.
@joaoribeiro1740
@joaoribeiro1740 5 жыл бұрын
HEYYY CHONGGG GETT THE WEEEED MANNN THIS IS ABOUT TO STARTTTTT
@CamBMakinBread
@CamBMakinBread 5 жыл бұрын
Great movie
@chaseboone7952
@chaseboone7952 5 жыл бұрын
420 likes
@fatheadedbeanrat.8580
@fatheadedbeanrat.8580 5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit 420 like no one change it
@spinjitzumasta
@spinjitzumasta 5 жыл бұрын
Who TF changed the like numbers!!!!!
@tinacoey3504
@tinacoey3504 3 жыл бұрын
Comedians best stories: Josh Wolf: “So I do drugs...” Gabriel Iglesias: “So Martin and I...” Jeff Dunham: “So peanut...”
@magnusthered4973
@magnusthered4973 3 жыл бұрын
Bill burr: there was this women
@danielwalters2971
@danielwalters2971 3 жыл бұрын
So anyways, I started blasting.....
@davedecker1725
@davedecker1725 3 жыл бұрын
Norm MacDonald "So I sez to the guy, I sez to him I sez......
@Djekspoe
@Djekspoe 4 жыл бұрын
Korova has that on their packages “you can always eat more you can never eat less.”
@dustinfringe3557
@dustinfringe3557 5 жыл бұрын
I love seeing the evolution of a bit
@chuckyvittumms375
@chuckyvittumms375 5 жыл бұрын
"If you dont want to die never ever" shuts off phone😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@buckfuddy489
@buckfuddy489 5 жыл бұрын
Your impersonation of your older brother reminds me of a more aggressive version of your son!! (The one who fought u in jean shorts n a bandana!!)🤣🤣
@kevinrinehart3335
@kevinrinehart3335 4 жыл бұрын
Just found Josh’s jokes on KZbin and absolutely laughed my ass off. Dude is funny as hell and you can relate to some of this stuff. Love it.
@stevieashby9512
@stevieashby9512 4 жыл бұрын
i like how that one girl right when he said “ blueberry” that girl said “ oh no”
@thetowerstillstands
@thetowerstillstands 5 жыл бұрын
On behalf of a tortured younger sister: Bravo! 👏 Thank you kindly. With great clarity and wit you did ( I hope ) what I long to do. 🐈
@luisbarrera1120
@luisbarrera1120 5 жыл бұрын
I've watched so much JW I already knew this story. Still laugh tho :)
@trm3223
@trm3223 5 жыл бұрын
SAME!
@ana-ge3kl
@ana-ge3kl 5 жыл бұрын
Samee
@eva-zx9mm
@eva-zx9mm 5 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@medinajulia
@medinajulia 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@123talor
@123talor 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@ZapperguyLOL
@ZapperguyLOL 5 жыл бұрын
I could listen to you tell stories all day. You have incredible timing/delivery. Netflix WTF? Sign this man!
@GBCuddLe
@GBCuddLe 5 жыл бұрын
I love how the muffin story keeps changing, keeps it interesting!
@asafupps
@asafupps 4 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like the older brother in his story is exactly how Dean Winchester would react?
@rcoverc
@rcoverc 5 жыл бұрын
Your favorite practical joke was 12/10. This was 11/10 lol
@supremeskate845
@supremeskate845 5 жыл бұрын
My older brother use to tie me to a tree and pelt eggs at me dammit
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 5 жыл бұрын
spiders conquest Dam that sounds horrible.
@frankbarton9671
@frankbarton9671 5 жыл бұрын
mine ziptied my hands and feet to thr bed and waterboarded me
@frankbarton9671
@frankbarton9671 4 жыл бұрын
EAT YOUR CEREAL not joking
@arnoldstroong7564
@arnoldstroong7564 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I’m the oldest brother and I got bullied.
@yellowsushi7459
@yellowsushi7459 4 жыл бұрын
My brother used to chase me all around the house (he's 7 years older than me) and when he would catch me, keep in mind that I'm just a fragile little and exhausted 6yo, my brother pins me down and spits all over my face. Then he'd fart on my face...
@tymt2304
@tymt2304 5 жыл бұрын
11:23 “an hour and a half later he sent me a text...” “That was just numbers” I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe!!
@yCherkashin
@yCherkashin 4 жыл бұрын
You can't possibly know how spot on that is if you never tried it yourself. I'm gonna remember this for the rest of my life, I can't help it. Thank you Josh, this is gold.
@brittyyybabes
@brittyyybabes 4 жыл бұрын
Me too I was dead as fuck
@AnyWhoAlly
@AnyWhoAlly 4 жыл бұрын
There's a lady in your audience that I keep hearing laugh, and all I can think is that she knows EXACTLY what you're talking about lmao Also, the first time I tried edibles, they were 25mg thc, and I ate two. Mainly because, an hour after the first I didn't feel anything. The SECOND I swallowed that second one, I knew I was fucked. I spent 7 hours sitting on my bed, waving my body back and forth to music lol
@denisel4735
@denisel4735 3 жыл бұрын
I did that on one edible..8 hours laying in bed not able to move lol
@nicolecodbrajoe5229
@nicolecodbrajoe5229 3 жыл бұрын
Been there 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard at this
@dudeidontevenknow3596
@dudeidontevenknow3596 4 жыл бұрын
''Well you gotta get THE *FUCK* OUTTA HERE" 😂🤣
@JustMe-cw3ht
@JustMe-cw3ht 5 жыл бұрын
Saw this as I was trying to go to bed and I just couldn't resist.
@nf616
@nf616 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 well done Josh! I will say though your delivery on the story of the muffin man was more hilarious on a clip I saw of you from years ago. THIS clip was still funny as hell though!
@dr.nootnoot9317
@dr.nootnoot9317 5 жыл бұрын
i was thinking i saw this joke before aha
@nf616
@nf616 5 жыл бұрын
@@dr.nootnoot9317 threw me off too but this clip was great too!
@dr.nootnoot9317
@dr.nootnoot9317 5 жыл бұрын
@@nf616 indeed aha, i would love to see josh come to australia
@nf616
@nf616 5 жыл бұрын
@@dr.nootnoot9317 he was just there!
@dr.nootnoot9317
@dr.nootnoot9317 5 жыл бұрын
@@nf616 Really FOOK!!!!!
@enzocirnigliaro1809
@enzocirnigliaro1809 5 жыл бұрын
He has a different version of this story that’s been out and I like that one better, this one is still good though
@killerpanda5884
@killerpanda5884 5 жыл бұрын
Enzo Cirnigliaro 1 where could I find the different one
@enzocirnigliaro1809
@enzocirnigliaro1809 5 жыл бұрын
Killer kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKLHgJuiarOMqNE
@stephenforrister4992
@stephenforrister4992 5 жыл бұрын
That version of the joke doesn't include him pranking his brother though
@jdouleia
@jdouleia 5 жыл бұрын
that version sucks more balls than rachel starr
@conner1466
@conner1466 4 жыл бұрын
Yup I was thinking that the whole way through the muffin bit
@deanmeadows6100
@deanmeadows6100 5 жыл бұрын
He replied to me on Instagram. He's such a great comedian
@Insubordinate1204
@Insubordinate1204 2 жыл бұрын
“I wouldn’t f****** talk to them.” 🤣🤣🤣
@tesstweet4402
@tesstweet4402 5 жыл бұрын
Im a 37 yearold hippie mom of 3 and me and my grown son are stoned watching this and its so relatable and laughing so hard I peed like always with Josh. Thank you Josh and family for making the world a better place Love from Sweden. Hope to see you over here someday!
@lastmanstanding1767
@lastmanstanding1767 5 жыл бұрын
To the 564 people who don't find this hilarious, go get stoned and watch it again.
@lastmanstanding1767
@lastmanstanding1767 5 жыл бұрын
@Carlos Spiceywhiener Man I hate going back on something I said in a previous post, but some things have happened since that. The good I'll pot is gone, and the new stuff is here. What I smoked for a LONG time was around 5 percent to 10 percent THC, the shit they have now is 98 to 99 percent with a meth buffer. Anything over 50 percent is addictive. The only reason I even know this is because my son got on this shit and now he's a completely different person. This stuff don't chill you out, you become a walking zombie with a attitude. Ya stay up all night because of the meth buffer, and instead of eating yourself out of house and home, you stop eating. It's killing my son. Be careful, this shit is out there, and no one is telling you about it until it's to late.
@lastmanstanding1767
@lastmanstanding1767 5 жыл бұрын
@Carlos Spiceywhiener You're write, THC is not addictive, but when laced with crystal methamphetamine it definitely is, and that's what is going on around where I live. Or weed mixed with ecstasy, Wich is being called Molly. All this stuff looks like weed smells like weed, tastes like weed, make no mistakes it's not. The vape with THC is becoming just as bad. One junior high student slipped into a comma last week over this shit. This is no bullshit.
@lastmanstanding1767
@lastmanstanding1767 5 жыл бұрын
@Carlos Spiceywhiener of course it's not legal, this is Arkansas. Hell nothing is legal here. I'm talking about what I'm seeing out here. If you don't think some of the best on the shelf at the local dispensary can't be tainted on a batch that slips in you would be foolish to even think it.
@autumnmiller1620
@autumnmiller1620 5 жыл бұрын
Uh if you have to be high for it to be funny then its not funny
@themazter5145
@themazter5145 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Bolin I’m stoned in school at lunch watching this laughing my ass off to where I’m crying
@lynn.d1015
@lynn.d1015 5 жыл бұрын
I pulled that joke on a friend ! She was stoned for hours
@kellyfalletta1949
@kellyfalletta1949 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 Edibles fuck you up for way too long, yep Big brothers are assholes, nailed that too. Even the sofa bed stunt is familiar. Totally love this guy.
@NemzWRLD
@NemzWRLD 4 жыл бұрын
I said "If you don't wanna die the most important thing is to NEVER EVER" and then I hit send, I turned off my phone and went to sleep
@paystation4pro15
@paystation4pro15 5 жыл бұрын
The perfect sequel doesn’t exi-
@edwardarcher6373
@edwardarcher6373 5 жыл бұрын
His jokes are hilarious but his laugh gets me everytime
@kenclone3398
@kenclone3398 5 жыл бұрын
I've never waited on a video on KZbin before. My wife and I love Josh. If he ever comes to NW Arkansas, we'll be first in line for tix
@eirith5375
@eirith5375 5 жыл бұрын
Ken Clone a fellow Arkansan?
@adventurecampingtours
@adventurecampingtours 5 жыл бұрын
Shout out from Little Rock!
@kenclone3398
@kenclone3398 5 жыл бұрын
Eirith Moved to Springdale in 2016
@eirith5375
@eirith5375 5 жыл бұрын
I live about 2 hours south of Little Rock
@lucid_sound_design
@lucid_sound_design 5 жыл бұрын
Fayetteville anyone?
@bouncingshot
@bouncingshot 5 жыл бұрын
Who tf is that one woman screaming "WOOOH!"
@NokiaSux220
@NokiaSux220 4 жыл бұрын
The species known as "murmurationis feminae" or "wooh girl" is an off shoot of the typical American female adult. While a standard female has been successful in life the Wooh girl is typically missing something i.e. (career stagnation,failure in relationships, sexual orientation) and they express the desire of being recognized by their peer group. They achieve this by yelling WOOH at either appropriate or non appropriate times. Thank you for reading this completely made up and somewhat sexist definition.
@bouncingshot
@bouncingshot 4 жыл бұрын
@@NokiaSux220 Thank you for the explanation
@missjacquie5378
@missjacquie5378 4 жыл бұрын
@@NokiaSux220 hahaha 🤣 awesome explanation even if it's just made up
@jojobombshell287
@jojobombshell287 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Josh and his comedy. Gosh I think he’s the only humorist that actually manages to make me laugh. I watch his videos every night before going to bed, it’s kind of the highlight of my day nowadays. Love you Josh!
@UnauthorizedComedy
@UnauthorizedComedy 5 жыл бұрын
My sister gave me something and I was paranoid for hours. It was awful. The pain went away but I was convinced we were all going to die of carbon monoxide poisoning.
@nonosetradome
@nonosetradome 5 жыл бұрын
Damn oxygen
@jadesmith4165
@jadesmith4165 5 жыл бұрын
I'll take a handshake of that..
@ddcs0s
@ddcs0s 5 жыл бұрын
I thought my girlfriends mom gave me meth ... I've never done meth but I was convinced I was high on meth because I was loosing my shit paranoid as shit
@ms.j_hearts81
@ms.j_hearts81 5 жыл бұрын
That was my sister in law...I love her but she slipped me an edible that I didn't know was an edible and omg I tripped for 4 hrs and it was not good. I had to stay away from her for the rest of our trip.
@leizero
@leizero 5 жыл бұрын
This is like The Hangover.
@rayali6190
@rayali6190 5 жыл бұрын
I liked the original blueberry skit better. This still gold tho
@TheCodyMac
@TheCodyMac 5 жыл бұрын
*Too true!!!* San Fran cookie edibles are potent AF! Ate 1/4 of the cookie w/ my buddy in Denver... 12 hours later, still waiting to come down. 😂
@IcarusSaint
@IcarusSaint 3 жыл бұрын
I learned two important lessons from this 1) don't eat the entire edible 2) don't fucking trap Josh fucking Wolf in a God damn couch!
@trav9210
@trav9210 2 жыл бұрын
The worst part of waking up high is the initial thought of "wait am i still high or am I just stupid tired"
@chrisrose_krii_lun_aus
@chrisrose_krii_lun_aus 5 жыл бұрын
Made my day to see this upload. Josh, Joe Rogan, and Diaz need to do a podcast and get a bunch of deathstars. Epic
@Ema-pb6no
@Ema-pb6no 5 жыл бұрын
I think they should make a shirt with a text saying oh noooooo 😂😂😂😂
@adayinthelife5772
@adayinthelife5772 5 жыл бұрын
Just as I ate an edible this pops up.
@gaylemaudlin2704
@gaylemaudlin2704 3 жыл бұрын
Omg. I never laughed so damn hard!! He described me with my first experience with edibles. 😆
@kalanaperera2551
@kalanaperera2551 4 жыл бұрын
imagine this guy"s son telling dad jokes
@Red-Magic
@Red-Magic 5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised how many people in the audience actually use marijuana...
@johngardiner8847
@johngardiner8847 5 жыл бұрын
Magic_Zach I think that specifically why they went to see him, they can relate to his humor
@aidantruax9716
@aidantruax9716 5 жыл бұрын
He lives in L.A. everyone's high 24/7
@FBI-xs3up
@FBI-xs3up 5 жыл бұрын
It's fun lol
@ZelJoker
@ZelJoker 5 жыл бұрын
Im not😂😂😂😂
@itzratatoskr
@itzratatoskr 5 жыл бұрын
Once you live in La you'll get it. It's better than you think. Everyone's high
@skyhope2402
@skyhope2402 5 жыл бұрын
HELL YES I NEED TO DO THIS TO MY SISTER
@galaxycrazy0187
@galaxycrazy0187 5 жыл бұрын
Josh hope one day you come to Chicago so I can see ya in person man keep up the great work!!!
@jarnodeboernl7825
@jarnodeboernl7825 4 жыл бұрын
is it just me or does josh look like the guy who played rick grimes in the walking dead
@christopherbilovus9930
@christopherbilovus9930 4 жыл бұрын
My friend just accidentally ate an edible for the first time 10 minutes ago, now he's at school
@thetertinator9562
@thetertinator9562 4 жыл бұрын
Keep us updated
@linkholder
@linkholder 3 жыл бұрын
Well?
@summitgames6061
@summitgames6061 3 жыл бұрын
Well...... how did it go?
@gimygaming8655
@gimygaming8655 3 жыл бұрын
@@summitgames6061 dude forgot the update
@summitgames6061
@summitgames6061 3 жыл бұрын
@@gimygaming8655 well we got to keep on reminding him for an update...
@daniellesinclair7770
@daniellesinclair7770 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Literally not a soul: KZbin comments: "EdiT- OmG thAnKs fOR tHe lIkEs!!"
@Tenshi_Eirian
@Tenshi_Eirian 4 жыл бұрын
I know right they act like likes are giving them money or something
@Marleigh24
@Marleigh24 4 жыл бұрын
lol yeah!
@laurieashley2358
@laurieashley2358 4 жыл бұрын
Makes some friends! Spend sometime with some real life flesh and bone people.
@cantstopitbud
@cantstopitbud 4 жыл бұрын
See I wanna like but it say 123
@QuayNemSorr
@QuayNemSorr 5 жыл бұрын
It needed a guy walking out with a limb going "why are my hands dirty??", but you still cracked me up :-)
@WithoutLaughterlifeIsBoring
@WithoutLaughterlifeIsBoring 5 жыл бұрын
I look forward to your uploads. I rarely subscribe to notifications, but for this channel I do because wouldn't want to miss anything because you my friend are hilarious, and a kindred spirit to say the least. .I can't help but smile so much sometimes my face hurts. Thank you. :)
@laura7143
@laura7143 5 жыл бұрын
"I would want to talk to them" HAHAHAHAHAHA
@passionsweird.1906
@passionsweird.1906 3 жыл бұрын
“A big applause to the people who have taken too much of an edible before” *Ted Nivison.*
@jmaice83616
@jmaice83616 5 жыл бұрын
Duuuuuuuuuude! My wife and I looooove your standup! This is so me! Hope to see you live sometime. You coming to Seattle anytime soon?
@chanceroberson7517
@chanceroberson7517 5 жыл бұрын
Either give me your keys or drive home, RIGHT NOW. Or be prepared to be high for the next 8 hours
@jeremyowen1
@jeremyowen1 5 жыл бұрын
I smoked for 10 years and took a 3 month tolerance break. Then cracked into 375mg of thc in edibles and thought I was gonna die.
@linkholder
@linkholder 3 жыл бұрын
How the fuck
@jbf4184
@jbf4184 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus man. That’s a horrible idea
@Killerjack007
@Killerjack007 3 жыл бұрын
Same but smoked for 5 stopped for 1 year on business trip. Come back get me an edible and the usual joint. Never touched it again. It's been 6 years now. Worst experience ever, the more you try to ignore it the more you end up thinkin about how fkd u are.
@user-ii3vn8tn3q
@user-ii3vn8tn3q 3 жыл бұрын
Shoot…I have to take a break?
@devonrowe8933
@devonrowe8933 4 жыл бұрын
This is Raw Comedy. Believable stories, good plots, relatable scenarios. No mainstream shit, just a real person making real people laugh. Thank you. New Subscriber fyi
@nitroforce87
@nitroforce87 3 жыл бұрын
_"You didn't eat the whole fucking muffin, did ya?"_ 5:29 I can't BREATHE 🤣
@macdonaldsfarmers8414
@macdonaldsfarmers8414 5 жыл бұрын
Josh wolf has changed my life. Amazing comedian and amazing person. Love your vids man
@Airjayhawk
@Airjayhawk 5 жыл бұрын
Always great content, here for the premiere
@indianaoutlaw8374
@indianaoutlaw8374 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite joke: 3 guys go to a bar and take notes so they don't forget what happened. In the morning they compare notes. The first guy says man i was so fucked up i wrecked my car. The 2nd guy says man that's nothing i fucoed my brothers wife and my wife at once. The 3rd guy says that's nothing! I was so high i blew chunks. The other guys ask, blew chunks? He says yea my dog chunks.
@blank9020
@blank9020 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the joke much appreciated
@Unknownintothe82
@Unknownintothe82 5 жыл бұрын
I've never binged watch a comedian before finding you. Haha
@ghostlylookin
@ghostlylookin 5 жыл бұрын
*"You didn't eat the whole fuckin muffin did you?"*
@Kiroshima-Official
@Kiroshima-Official 5 жыл бұрын
bakery in the back... sounds like.... "Baking Bad" to me! huzzah
@ryanlough6145
@ryanlough6145 5 жыл бұрын
i knew where this was going from 19 seconds in
@MrkaJpeg
@MrkaJpeg 5 жыл бұрын
Nice job with 3.6k views in 50 seconds
@movieman3591
@movieman3591 4 жыл бұрын
I'm autistic and when he said that part, I flipped and said "WHAT!". I smoke weed, but it's ok
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