My Secret Shame

Hey maybe just bring one down with you every morning? Or just bring them all down now?
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[@tomcardy1]

my true secret shame is that I uploaded this with doubled audio and had to quickly delete and re-edit like a SHAMEFUL DOG

[@Anyansi]

You could say... This was your... Secret Shame

[@goldfishaddict6368]

Don't worry - we'll remind you until you die 🙃

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

I’m so ashamed of you

[@TheeGreenDino]

I saw it and was oddly confused

[@luisleongaming1776]

Sure is a public secret huh

[@stephw.7874]

When they ask "Where have all of the cups and mugs gone?", *I still don't say it yet* ...

[@JunieBug]

Tom... Where have all the cups and mugs gone?

[@vashta_nerada]

@@JunieBug HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE?!

[@iPlayGamesX]

@@JunieBug H.Y.C.Y.B.H.?

[@LovelyBirds2008]

​@@iPlayGamesX Ski-dap ba-dap BH✨

[@WingsofFirelover330]

This made me laugh out loud XDD

[@JoeMagician]

Congrats on Harry for successfully reading between the lines on the missing mugs and Tom's weirdly defensive responses and awkward starring.

[@SeanKDLA]

That's what you'd expect from a certified Cop.

[@JoeMagician]

@@SeanKDLA there were a lot of red flags

[@Nomadith]

He's earnt the Bunnings tradie shirt

[@Jojozilla426]

@@JoeMagician big breakfast

[@kenzou776]

Read between the (Fucking) LINES🎶

[@alphayui]

the contrast between Harry being happy and chipper and Tommy going "WHAT" is so hilarious. anyone living with a morning person knows that feeling.

[@saintness]

So much to love in the song but that “WHAT” gets me every time. That and “Rebecca wants some lookin’ time” 😂

[@slimchaney]

Lol, that "WHAT" is just so freaking vicious and unexpected. Cracks me up every single time!

[@WateverWatever04]

I love that music stops for that half second too 💀

[@liv6155]

i love the “exactly. back the fuck up.” and the way he says “fuCKING MUG WENT”

[@TheWeirdestArtist]

Merry Fistmas!

[@ddondani]

I'll say it again, the set up, the mislead, the punchline, this is perfect

[@MaliciousMari]

right- i was not expecting it halfway through and i just started feeling so much shame looking at my computer desk.

[@FenixNade]

I was expecting a call back to Have You Checked your butthole.... but this too was amazing

[@zackbuildit88]

Fully expected he ate them

[@MsOkayAwesome]

I thought he had done something bad to the mason jars!

[@Deeson2]

@@MsOkayAwesome yeah mason jars have been tainted for me by the internet

[@NoirReservoir]

Only Tom could bring musical meaning to my roommate hogging all the mugs and dishes and make it an absolute slapper.

[@fancifuldevices]

Send this to them

[@mikestrauss8613]

Be honest. It's you hogging the cups isn't it?

[@NoirReservoir]

@@mikestrauss8613 you've sussed out my secret shame after all. 😩

[@chestermightbeafrog]

Poor TC might be in for a slap of his own if he owns up to those friends though, maybe harder than he slapped that bass. Fortunately we know our savvy friend can defuse any situation thanks to his not a cop training

[@ecamville2928]

On behalf of your roommate, I am so sorry

[@koutsioj4762]

Tom there are so many times where I'm just listening to your dumb songs, dancing alone in my room, having the time of my life and for a few minutes I completely forget about the rough time I'm currently going through... For that, I sincerely thank you. You're awesome man

[@tomcardy1]

awww thanks mate I really appreciate that!

[@cameronwallace8265]

I also do dumb little dances to Tom's songs in my room where nobody can see me. You're not alone!

[@ryanforth-martin1907]

Same here man, whenever the day sucks ya whack on big breakfast bop up n down like a fu#$wit and ya feel great. On another note it sucks that times are tough man I feel you, when life and reality is getting you down and it feels like the world is against you. Spit in its face, live as happy and bizarrely as you want out of spite. Sending out good vibes man, I hope it gets easier 🤙

[@georgiynikitenko7600]

Dude, you just, literally, pull me out of my shit for a moment for a fresh air.

[@koutsioj4762]

@@ryanforth-martin1907 Thank you dude! I appreciate it :) Also, DANCING FUCKWITS UNITE! lol

[@abimerendino6548]

I love how your songs are most likely something that happened to you today and made into a song. Amazing

[@user443]

Wait, I thought he was singing about my life.

[@godzillaeyes]

Hmm but in 'I love that guy' from two months ago, he said he lives alone. HMMMMM

[@cyberneticcherrybomber5318]

Oh, it’s back up. Now i can finally appreciate the song fully

[@tomcardy1]

thank you for sticking with me in my time of need

[@Shywizz]

did the song leave like the mugs ??

[@holycowitsdave]

I actually thought it was a joke. "My Secret Shame" is hidden. You can't see it.

[@jjscallywag1]

@@tomcardy1 fucked up the first upload eh.... for the world to see... that must be sooooo embarrassing....

[@daisyjoy242]

I thought Tom deleted the song to hide his shame

[@unr3alize602]

The first video being deleted with just the title showing made me think it was a next level meta joke.

[@tomcardy1]

if it is funny or clever, then yes that is what it was

[@WingsofFirelover330]

@@tomcardy1I feel that

[@MochaBloke]

I love Harry's vibe. Energetic, friendly, yet unafraid of healthy conflict when necessary. I aspire to be more like Harry.

[@pineconeapple]

The shamed honk of "WHAT" is amazing

[@codyball3329]

I recommend playing this part at .5x speed

[@lukaskubik4698]

I thought it was gonna be about shamefully enjoying super hipstery things he claims to be against, but Tom pulled another great plot twist at us.

[@tychopanda]

I honestly forgot that people hate anything hipster related o.o

[@ralek592]

I 100% thought that he came in those jars and cups and this comment's description of this makes this even better

[@dowfreak7]

@@tychopanda People just tend to hate dicks. And someone being overly pretentious is prime douche material, so that's where the "hipster hate" comes from. If someone's just wearing flannel and thick-rimmed glasses I couldn't give less of a shit, tbh.

[@clusterbungle]

The whole song slaps but can we just take a second to appreciate "God gave you an ensuite and that's /fine/". The bitter resentment of roommate hierarchy wrapped neatly into a single sentence 👌

[@codylgarcia]

When Tom said that they were drinking tea from mason jars, I was like, “That’s not weird. Here in the south that’s extremely common”, but then Tom read my mind and said that it was hot tea

[@TheQwuilleran]

Have you seen the "gentrified" Mason jars with handles?? 😒

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

Clicking on a Tom Cardy is like playing Russian Roulette except all the chambers are filled with confetti.

[@Gigi_V_K]

Just when I was thinking I wasn't going to relate to this one, TOM BRINGS OUT ANOTHER ONE. That clinking of glass and crockery hitting each other as you shamefully gather them all up is the score to my life.

[@Shadowmech88]

I love how you can set up a whole narrative in such a way that you only reveal the true meaning more than halfway through the song and it instantly makes the entire first half click into place.

[@scarletonyx8507]

I want to send this to my adult son and daughter who tend to hoard kitchen items in their bedrooms when living at home but it’s a sore point so I’ll just like and comment that, Tom, you are tackling real world problems and I respect the hell out of you, man. Actually, I’m starting to wonder if you might have a secret window view into my life… spooky

[@trutwijd]

Haha that was my exact reaction. Where are all my glasses going?!?

[@tychopanda]

I think the implication is either that or he's pissing in them

[@readmachine18]

Lol, send it anyway--they're adults, they can take it, and need to learn to be more considerate when at home 😝 - sincerely, an adult who also used to horde kitchenware in my room

[@lazyperfectionist3978]

as someone who currently still hoards mugs and the occasional plate at 25 years old you should absolutely send it their way. This is exactly why I have 4 mugs reserved specifically for me that I'm only allowed to use so I'm way more likely to go and wash them myself, plus establishing the habit of reusing the same kitchen item during that same day so I don't dirty any more dishes is also beneficial

[@Grigeral]

@@lazyperfectionist3978 As someone who lives alone, I can only send this to myself :(

[@Lastofthefreenames]

My favorite thing about Tom's music is that you can hear how talented of a musician he is. It sounds like he picks a genre of music for each song and flexes his knowledge and understanding of that genre through the song.. I love the comedy and the lyrics but it's the bangin' music that has me hooked.

[@partyfowlbunnies]

The number of instruments he can play is astounding.

[@furr0ci0us]

you don't get enough credit for your musical ability. the rhythm, the feel, and the glorious harmony are all incredible. good shit brother, keep it up

[@kadalix]

i love the fact that this song starts off with just a silly concept and situation until the song builds on the idea and you actually realize this could very well be you in the very near future

[@kattakid9884]

that last section (1:47) on is pure musical heaven for my hears. don't know why but the way you sing jar almost made me cry

[@LemonGrinder]

Me too!! Somehow he made it so beautiful

[@ZurditaDinamita]

Also the "I don't know, I don't know~" feels so good 🥺

[@thersp]

that little half second edit where tom looks up at harry, and his eyes move on the beat. fantastic.

[@staceylucas9335]

It's the quick flash when TC answers Harry "what" 😂 I literally felt that in my funny bone😅😅

[@mikehallxd]

This is the second time I've given this a listen, and it's still incredible

[@jsh7939]

Only twice?

[@mikehallxd]

@@jsh7939 I was referring to the reupload, haha.

[@cassiejwl7796]

The only walk of shame I've ever had in my life is when I carry all the cups and mugs back downstairs.

[@KimdraStBiryukova]

I love Tom's rhymical look at 1:11. Fuckin' perfect.

[@TonyTylerDraws]

Not only does my wife hoard all the glasses in her room, she’s also drinks from mason jars (when she runs out of glasses). She made space for the mason jars by taking all of our mugs to work

[@fynn2350]

The harmonies in this one are once again stunning. They will not make up for your shame, but they might lighten the sentence.

[@trident042]

At no point in my life would I have ever thought I would be the type of person to say this but I literally just woke up my wife by saying "babe wake up new tom cardy just dropped" Every one of these is a gift.

[@staceylucas9335]

It's a gift within a gift and my new musical obsession💝💝 TAV/Jazz Emu/ Burnham/ Malinda with GTS Omg it's such talent and savy. My mind is blown🥰 Please never stop

[@aglazeddoughnut5250]

I had never felt so personally seen by a Tom Cardy song. This one slaps and now listen to this song and cry as I carry 10 glasses that only ever contained water and Juice downstairs to my kitchen.

[@MisterBoZiffer]

Tom could easily be a top music producer for famous artists but he spends his time making these videos and that's what I appreciates about him

[@Corvidae5]

Is that what you appreciates about him?

[@jamestrevelyan1268]

@@Corvidae5 Sure is good buddy.

[@warrentang7459]

Thats a Texas sized ten four bud

[@luciferianjesuslover9453]

This is actually a beautifully vulnerable piece of art.

[@aliceshiro2841]

I’ll say it again: “I don’t know” x 8 times bridge getting progressively higher is doing something to me… in a good way, ngl Impeccable as always, my guy Kudos to you, T.C.

[@rosereddened]

This should have a lot more views. It might be a less relatable number than Smokin' Joe or something, but it really speaks to the universal human experience and its melody and vocals are just plain *pretty*. I love how it captures sort of a combination of sweetness and melancholy: the roommates are so cheerful and the music is so soft but the speaker is barred from experiencing the simple pleasure of their company by the weight of his sins. As a side note, i know everyone says this but it bears repeating that the way Tom buries the lede in his songs never fails to take me out. I wish I had commented back when I first saw it so I could have captured the exact moment my slightly fuzzy confusion paid off. The specific way he embraces the cups and mugs, those unwieldy embodiments of his guilt, really sells the impact of the reveal.

[@bernadettejoseco2641]

This is a masterful comment and I love how succinctly you portrayed his very relatable human condition. Now I’m going to listen yet again with even more appreciation!

[@_foxpuppet]

Not only are your songs hilarious and relatable but the skill and quality of your music has expanded more rapidly than expanding foam in an enclosed cavity. The calibre of work you put in is so high it's mind-blowing, within and outside the comedy music genre. Edit: rewatching this (on loop) I would also like to add the timing on the editing is also flawless.

[@cerberus8059]

Tom, I tried to watch this video earlier and it said you deleted it and I was like "Oh I guess Tom's insecurities about his shame got the best of him lol" I'm glad it's back up

[@rmst1297]

The harmony is unironically so good omg, despite the comedy your vocal performances are incredible. Time to put this song on repeat aswell 😂😅

[@davidpepin3017]

The "If Rebecca wants some lookin' time.. Is this what you wanted Rebecca? No..." was really funny lol

[@TheDisInfectant]

Every time I think I know which way the song is going, it drives itself through the curb and off the cliff and I never know where it lands. Well done sir

[@yobnomekop]

I cant believe its only been a week and I have listened to this song hundreds of times already. This is such a catchy song, great work TC, but you better put those mugs back.

[@Laxenard]

My God since this is out I'm listening to it every day, like it's my favorite song of all time. So crazy thank you Tom.

[@baswanabanana]

This day started great, I woke up and now I get to listen to this greatness, good work Tom.

[@beergnomedc]

These songs really have just become Tom's confessionals

[@user-jq1nk7nu7f]

I already replay this song over 10 times for four days,and I don't wanna stop.

[@BowieAlexander]

The perfection that is Tom looking at the camera on the beat as Harry asks 'Tom... where have all the cups and mugs gone' It's spellbinding.

[@livinginfictions]

Never gonna stop saying this and thinking this, but quite seriously, one of the biggest reasons I love tom cardy's videos (aside from..everything about them) is that he put subtitles on the screen. It's just this instant reassurance that I can watch the video and not worry about whether captions will suck or not. Thank you ♥

[@2bitnerd]

Honestly one of your most beautiful and well-written songs. This sounds professional and I must have listed this on loop for hours on end at this point.

[@amandakenneally8475]

I'm heartened that the "most replayed" portion of the song is the goblin mans "W H A T". ...Relatable.

[@Sherlock939]

I NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY NOW!!! I LOVE IT!!!

[@thethoughtlessphilosopher9609]

Nobody will probably ever know how much work goes into these little 2 minute pure nuggets of gold, but its gotta be a lot and it definitely shows

[@jessecunningham9924]

I love this song! We need a full length version!

[@dorothyh4119]

'😠WHAT.' gets me every time😂

[@michaelredford5389]

That delivery of "I don't know where you FUCKING mug went" is the most relatable thing I've ever heard. 😅

[@plasmodesta]

the absolute joy i feel screaming along to IN MY BEDROOM AND IN MY CAR while driving is immeasurable

[@autumnavalanche1097]

"tom... where have all the cups and mugs gone," is such a pleasing line to my ears for some reason lmao

[@Sharkie_0]

I just got my drivers liscense and this is still my favorite part of my day

[@nikoovenden]

Now you can play Tom Cardy in your car, with a house full of mugs clattering around in the back 👍🤣 Congrats!

[@Sharkie_0]

Hell yeah! 🤣

[@baandersson2737]

This is soooo gooooood, just musically!!! I've listened to it five times in a row now and will be singing it for the rest of the day. I also love the characters, they felt like real people, which makes it even better.

[@alexharrison2743]

Just like Call Your Mother, every time I hear this song it gives me the inspiration to be a better person 💖

[@twinberettas]

First and foremost this is another banger that needs to end up on an album. Now that said, this is relatable content. I may or may not have a problem with accidental hoarding of mugs on the second floor of my house (go for a wander with your mug, set it down, forget, repeat everyday) and have come across this very scenario of opening the cupboard to find no mugs left. And where are they hiding? SECOND FLOOOOOOR!

[@SonicKing84]

This song lives rent free in my head still and honestly, I think I need to paying it to play frequently enough with how easily it lifts my mood.

[@SalameAurora]

Dude...I can't stop listening to your songs. Your talent from writing to editing a song is simply amazing.

[@alec9934]

This is the most relatable thing I've ever heard, I tell my roommates, as I look over at the four glasses on my computer desk alone

[@thevrifiedlosr]

This is my literal jam, I wish there was a longer version I'd be rocking this all day 😂😂

[@pagandakali260]

I have no sense of face permanence and I would die for Rebecca, Tom's bemustached female roommate

[@riverkoenig9673]

this is an absolute banger. the harmories? flawless. the lyrics? fantastic (obviously). the way this story set up is perfect. Tommy is very relate.

[@jclawblanca]

Love the insinuation at the end that he sometimes wakes up in his car.

[@lauraevans9945]

I didn't know where this was going at first, but I was, once again, not disappointed

[@gemcorker3982]

I didn't stumble onto this comedy song to be called out like this. Now I'm trapped, looping this vid cos the harmonies slap harder than the realisation that I am the architect of my own shame.

[@SonicKing84]

Also, as a bassist who struggles to make his hands work at times, HOW DO YOU SLAP AND POP SO FREAKING WELL?! So often I'm listening to your sick ass grooves and sobbing into a pillow as I try to comprehend how to make my hands do what you do.

[@CJWproductions]

Next time consider playing on camera and then just deleting all the clips where you mess up ;)

[@SonicKing84]

@@CJWproductions I mean, if I wanna LOOK good doing it. But it wanna SOUND good doing it.

[@SonicKing84]

Also, that would mean deleting all the clips.@@CJWproductions

[@MasonMiko]

Tom’s roommate impressions are so fucking charming. If my friend did an impression of me in a song so adorable I’d cry.

[@beardyhogg]

I've officially now watched your entire backlog. This is my fav.

[@renatocorvaro6924]

Roomie: "Hey Tom do you know where the cups and mugs are?" Tom: "I dunno have you checked your BUTTHOLE"

[@TessBre]

ive been thinking about it. i think we should send tom to eurovision for australia. i think that might be good

[@tillsgg9050]

Need this on spotify!

[@Jakryth]

As a person that normally gets three drinks before retreating to my bedroom, I can't help but relate to this on a personal level

[@palungjnl]

This was a perfect mystery in a song, you have an engaging opening with people randomly drinking from mason jars and then the song unravels the mystery, it’s genius! Hope you have a good fellow human :)

[@christopherrobin3417]

thanks for making all the songs that you do, the silliness a relatability always put a smile on my face no matter how bad my day has been. you're truly a very talented artist! i cant wait to hear all the other songs you'll write someday that will no doubt baffle me in the best way like all the rest 😂 keep doing what you do man 😊

[@netpunk5890]

1:12 when “Harry” pulls off his glasses… perfect 🤌🏼

[@awes5893]

Monday feels so long it feels like I experienced it twice

[@paxet.]

How does Tom keeping doing this.

[@tabley1873]

The melody in the mason jar bit is unironically so addictive

[@bilinasmini3480]

i love the fact that this song starts off with just a silly concept and situation until the song builds on the idea and you actually realize this could very well be you in the very near

[@sabianandocs]

I love how your songs are funny and also insanely catchy. It's so hard to do both but you pull it off flawlessly

[@chaosandcoffee]

is it even possible for you to put out anything but bangers? Keep it up!

[@AR-syyel]

Stop exposing me like that bro Watched it with my roomates without knowing what it was going to be about 😂

[@loydtheliar5659]

put this on spotify i BEG OF YOU

[@Mojo_3.14]

Not me sitting in my bedroom at midnight watching this with a collection of mugs and glasses all around me feel very called out. No sir, no way.

[@Koolthulhu]

A banger as per usual. Talented as hell man. Love the stuff :D

[@Chuck1221111981]

Crockery choir is the perfect way to describe the sound made whilst I'm trying to put a mug down on the nightstand in the middle of the night with the lights off

[@zuziajurkowska1562]

I beg you to add this to spotify, I don't want my next year's youtube wrapped to look the way it does

[@justdoingmything]

For some reason “If Rebecca want some lookin time” is so hilarious to me I bursted out laughing at work

[@lanceobst5731]

Soooo when is this one going up on Spotify? I genuinely want to put this on a playlist

[@ZurditaDinamita]

Rebecca and Harry feels so much like my ex-flat mates 😂 Fortunately I never was a cup-hoarder, and "Harry" gifted me a cute bowl which I still keep ❤️✨ Thanks for the nice music and unblocked some memories!

[@mysweetphantom]

"Rebecca wants some looking time" makes me laugh so hard. its so agressive

[@littlefiddlesticks]

I am messy and well hydrated

[@1zipperheaded1]

I try to have no expectations of Tom, and what he gives us is somehow still unexpected. Nailed it, Tommy!

[@tylernelson5517]

So excited there's a new Tom Cardy song! Must fight the urge to wake my wife up so she can hear it too

[@ububox2087]

Rock and a hard place mate... it's either going to be you're in trouble for waking her up or you're in trouble for listening to it without her.

[@RoamingAdhocrat]

the cloths wrapped around the very very very hot mason jars are a genius detail

[@BlondieHound1]

It has been two weeks now and this song has been playing on repeat in my head for most of that time.