My Subreddit is SCUFFED!!!!!!!

[@Harry-wk5ej]

thanks for putting all the hard work inside of us schlagg

[@pr0blem_XIIII]

we can always appreciate how much effort "schlagg" comes inside us

[@big_sea]

schlong never fails to dissapoint us

[@mello8919]

I love when “shatter” fills us up with all his goodness

[@neopangean6218]

Yeah lots of work, big steaming hot sexy work, ohhh my god such hard work which is hot and sexy and big all everywhere work in hot sexy big loads of steaming work for us to consume with our eyes and belt out laughing with our big bellys which jiggle with the giggle from his hard hot steaming work which we consume with laughter so we can live and love more of his hot steamy sexy loads of work ohhh my god you are correct good sire!

[@alexiswhitfield1796]

😢

[@lennyternil336]

Schwartz is really having a tough time recovering from the “incident “ last Wednesday. My heart goes out to “him” 😢

[@lennyternil336]

79 likes and no replies? Lemme fuck myself

[@Ronald98]

Here before this blows up...

[@Lildoggy915]

Hope this blows up

[@Corethetic]

[@alexjones3409]

🙏🙏🙏

[@shyvv.]

Your Japan video was great, deserved so many more views

[@Maskeroff.]

Agreed, but the reason it didn’t do as well is simply because that sort of content isn’t what most schlatt enjoyers watch him for. That’s just how it is. 🤷‍♂️

[@gavins_epic_youtube_channel]

Agreed me too

[@mikejuarez2383]

Yeah i agree

[@personthehuman.]

I watched it all way through. Maybe he should make an account just for that content it would take off in a month. It's just fun to see this kind of content with the dialogue and stuff just sad peps like brain dead stuff more lol

[@Erick26783]

this is exactly why his content has been nothing but tiktok reactions for the past 8 months. kinda sucks but hey atleast we have sleep deprived and chuckle sandwich

[@guts60]

1:00 Actually, it’s a very controlled burn. They do this to stop wildfires from spreading by selectively burning the dry grass. They way they do it prevents the controller fire from spreading itself, and so they are basically creating a barrier that burns the wildfire’s fuel. Fire can’t spread if there is nothing for it to spread to

[@jeb-the-doomed]

Good that they weren’t just committing arson.

[@Neil_memes]

🤓

[@guts60]

@@Neil_memes Your mother doesn’t love you

[@sleep_deprived_stormworker]

@@Neil_memes you are jealous that you do not know as much as they do.

[@mkieckhe]

Yes but the method was questionable, I’d say he’s not a fire fighter and just a land owner who does this. I’m on a fire department and have done controlled brush burns. I don’t think they even had other people there (usually you have a ton of people in case the fire gets REALLY hungry)

[@revilno]

6:52 it’s iballisticsquid, he did Minecraft Mondays with Techno once, and it was how I found out about Techno.

[@Selatapey]

After telling my therapist about how I watch Jschlatt, he stuck a metal rod under my eye and now I can’t feel fear. This interests me mildly.

[@mello8919]

Only? I remember back in 99’ he when he dropped some mustard gas on those orphans…

[@obye]

big poo

[@pizzaapplepie1338]

BIG POO!?!???

[@vimmmey]

you better be a fan of Apandah

[@Selatapey]

@@vimmmey am. Next Schlatt should react to Pandah’s subreddit

[@teeaacup]

Schlagg never fails to make my insides feel warm♥

[@schlattco]

what does that even mean bro

[@AllNamesAreJustTaken]

@@schlattco;)

[@kkronkk]

@@schlattco you know what he meant, don't act dumb

[@Icy-Penguin]

@@schlattcoyou wouldn’t understand,”schlibtlet”

[@pr0blem_XIIII]

mmmfgh....

[@SeanGotGjally]

your japan video is one of my favorites of yours lately. please don’t be afraid to have a channel for more serious content like that, there is absolutely an audience for it and all you need to do is establish yourself in that/those genres and your momentum will do the rest. love your shit dude

[@d1sgu1sedshark]

vouch, i loved the style of that video and hope to see more of it

[@mrningbrd]

his more serious channel is @theweeklyslap

[@Nooy_]

Momentum is my favorite hearthstone card

[@graceellis4481]

I can’t believe schlatt doesn’t know IBallisticSquid 💀

[@Zyber64]

iBallisticSquid was my favorite KZbinr growing up. Now it's Markiplier but I still watch him every once in a while.

[@dirichlettt]

That Tokyo video was actually so relaxing and such a nice change of pace; please don't let the lack of views on it discourage you from branching out more content-wise!

[@Mithraschosen]

I totally understand why the last video didn't get the views like normal but it was actually amazing. Hope you know that many of us did enjoy it and the little comments throughout. Take care dude.

[@spiritwolf3824]

schlatt. fuck people. go have your hay day. the more you get better at whatever you’d like to do, the more people will pick it up, it’ll snowball in attention. but you just gotta grind. don’t alr give in to making mindless content just for the algorithm. soulless, dumb, meaningless sound bytes. make shit that makes your soul sing, makes your heart leap. make something that doesn’t even feel like your making it at all. you’ll get the views. just listen to your heart. good luck buddy 🤞🏼

[@denotato]

YES. THIS

[@Patchric]

If it matters at all to you it may have gotten less views but that video is still one of my favorites you’ve ever made. Real fans are the ones who can appreciate that.

[@denotato]

SAME ITS MY FABOURIYE VIDEO EVER

[@thenpcduude]

Bro that Tokyo video was actually fire and a great change of pace. I really really liked it and hope you do more!

[@nutsack-9000]

He said he is planning on doing more of that content on his latest stream :)

[@Ulteras27]

For everyone who's wondering. The clip at 6:24 is from a movie called "Under the Silver Lake". Great movie, but it's really crazy.

[@tonethymcbuttox5830]

2:50 Imagine cleaning that up and you slip and fall down the stairs into that HELLISH PILE-

[@rattiee]

you never fail to spread our cheeks. Thank you Schlatt!

[@stone2417]

????????

[@sleepyfox0316]

who is schlatt this is schlagg /j

[@maya-ve3yh]

corny@@sleepyfox0316

[@rattiee]

@@stone2417 u heard me.

[@Mimicruz283]

Caught me off guard😭

[@gamerboi5316]

Ah yes “Reaction video #1” love it! Schlatt you better fucking see this.

[@YtPandaGamer]

I also love Reaction video #1

[@boootyass]

i also love reaction video #1

[@DragonicArchitect]

I also love reaction video #1

[@kram8224]

I also love rectum video #1

[@3mile_]

I also love reaction video #1

[@machaboba9392]

1:56 2 cat facts: chattering is how cats talk to other cats; and his tail movements, the position of his ears and whiskers, and the chattering are all body language that he is looking and wants to get at something

[@tadogic]

jambo is plotting something mischievous

[@ZenoX390]

I think he is trying to catch a bird from the bird sounds at the end just cat hunting extincts

[@Kero-zc5tc]

Shattering

[@machaboba9392]

@@Kero-zc5tc not exactly sure why you replied with this, my assumption is that you think I had a typo. I assure you I did mean chattering

[@stepver2273]

0:55 original video is a controlled fire i believe, like when firefighters start smaller fires to take away fuel to stop large ones

[@HiddenEarth1916]

1:07 that is called back burning it’s a way to fight fire

[@Futurecookie-xu3jp]

Fighting fire with fire

[@aaniad367]

I actually thought the last video was such a great change of pace and I think it was great to just see schlatt’s creativity flow and be genuinely happy rather than him just watching tiktoks lol

[@denotato]

YESS SAMEE

[@Salty_Suds]

Seeing schlatt sacrifice his sanity for our entertainment is funny

[@sleepyjoe1942]

He’s schlagg actually

[@xXJAng3lXxx]

Tbh I'm starting to feel bad about it tho, but it's still funny

[@OnlySushiCat]

Hey Big guy, dont worry too much about what content you create. Real fans enjoy anything you do because what we care about and like is YOU being yourself doing stuff that makes you happy. I can only imagine how hard is to entertain such a large amount of internet randoms, so I'm thankful for everything you do for us.

[@denotato]

🫵this. Yes

[@redact3d51]

Nuts lol

[@aussieseal9979]

"real fans"

[@1_AlphabetCrew]

This is "schlagg" not "big guy"

[@foxfirefive]

Sad how none of these replies are nice 😥

[@Sillimant_]

that content creator clip hits right in the feels. I used to watch dantdm and stampy all the time, then as I got older watched mark and jack then I got older, regressed, and found "shlatt" but those videos I used to watch probably feel different because I didn't have any concerns or worries at that time

[@iwarcade589]

2:30 my man had not one, not two, but FOUR glass jars of marbles. what the fuck.

[@davidinacio-m8q]

just gonna skip three are you

[@swaglord07]

Hey Schlatt. As a now adult who recently got autoplayed your old SMPLive stuff, its still really funny. As a content piece it might not be the most engaging, but it still holds up because you're just a funny guy. Can't wait for reaction video #2

[@koipond393]

schlatt saying his old content is shit pains me. His content ages like fine wine to me. Some KZbinrs it is definitely different but I've always enjoyed schlatts bits.

[@texasman2893]

I go back to the old SMPlive videos all the time they are just comforting to me. They remind me of simpler times. The jokes and interactions are great and I can’t understand why he’s talkin shit on them

[@EvilSnips]

@@texasman2893 So much better than the scripted SMPS of today, it's just friends having fun and I love how creative and quirky the builds and interactions are. I watch them occasionally as comfort videos too.

[@de4thnote164]

SMPLive was and is still the funniest shit ive ever seen from schlatt, and he simply calls his old videos shit.. kinda hurts man.. kinda hurts.., i still wish he would do those vids still

[@blankily]

1:48 First recorded incident of a cat having severe psychosis (Colorized 2023)

[@magumagu1566]

the japan vid was such a breath of fresh air, sucks that most people don't enjoy slower paced content :(

[@denotato]

YEAH WHY DONT PPL LOVE IT

[@pietpoepjes3493]

Schlagg, I commented on your Tokyo vlog as well but I absolutely loved that video as well! If you get any sense of enjoyment out of making them, I hope you keep going with them, they're absolute gems!

[@rarruto8905]

The video at 4:26, they person is eating at whats called Malatang. Where you go thru a buffet of raw ingredients, pick what you want and they prepare it in the kitchen at the back in various soup styles or dry mix.

[@bagelsurvivor8466]

your japan video was one of if not the best japan vlog video i have seen in a long time, it was extremely relaxing and i enjoyed your subtitles. very sad it didnt get as many views as it shouldve, i hope you can still find the motivation to make more videos you genuinely care about.

[@denotato]

I absolutely agree.

[@Bedhead6827]

ONE MORE LIKE, I NOW HAVE POWER ON KZbin

[@itskaysoh]

Would love to see more types of videos like the Japan one, obviously there is a niche for it but honestly your humor even in text is great and i absolutely loved it, please continue to do more videos like it fam!

[@denotato]

I agree yes

[@K1ngEr1s]

5:33 NOT THE UNLIMITED BACON BUT NO GAMES, IT HAS TO STAY

[@darryllmaybe3881]

0:55 This actually reminds me, Washington State is having a fire problem right now, and there have been sightings of someone(we don't know who) in a white pickup truck FUCKING STARTING FIRES in Washington, so that's fun.

[@Cataclave]

1:05 seems to be a controlled burn done to prepare for the crop to be replanted OR to create some form of boundary to the plants cant propogate beyond the designated area

[@thecriiptiid]

serious mode, both of the japan vlogs & the baseball vlog are easily some of my favorite videos from the schlattverse in recent years and they've quickly eeked their way into being comfort videos :) i hope you don't let a lower viewcount get in the way of making something new and fresh that you enjoy

[@Quertus]

0:40 When he was young, my Dad once stole a town sign and gave it as a birthday gift to his girlfriend, because the town and his girlfriend had the same name 😂

[@TheMaskOfZack]

What the everloving fuck!?

[@Josh72769]

Hmm maybe I'll do that in the future

[@aidentheawesome_roadto150subs]

its free

[@penguinproductions8829]

Schlatt, mate, we loved that Japan vid. Yeah, we know you’re critical of the view counts but personally it’s endlessly entertaining to see a slightly more toned down version of the Schlatt character. Post whatever the hell you want, Big Guy.

[@sitkinator]

7:29 I'd like to imagine that would be the LAST thing he would subject someone to if nothing else worked. I can already imagine him instigating somebody, and after seeing none of his other methods worked, he just gives a big sigh before saying "Look man, I really don't wanna do this, but you forced my hand." and then he plays all the SMP Schlatt videos in an 8-hour loop.

[@thejames2211]

RAMPAAAAAA!!!!!! LOL (joke)

[@AlrenClan]

5:05 mr chicken shlugget, most other languages use accents instead of blends.

[@Wajor.]

AI is getting so real now a days, it’s starting to recreate some of schlatts old videos. It’s almost like the real him. May his soul rest upon us. RIP ❤️🕊️🕊️

[@MrBanan0]

3:50 I haven't watched a single Chuck Norris film, heck I dont even know who he is, but I've already accepted him as a higher being. The guy probably raised his parents for all I know.

[@guts2048]

That does sound like a chuck Norris joke

[@neks3828]

i personally really loved the japan video, i normally watch content like that and having your snarky subtitles was a nice treat. i'll watch it again for you brother

[@3footraptor]

To give a brief explanation about the fire thing. They are either razing a field or doing a controlled burn to rejuvenate the surrounding plant life (and subsequently wildlife). It looks more like a razing though because it seems a bit hap hazard. Farmers burn there extra crops because it makes the soul more fertile for planting new crops. Here's the wikipidia answer: Slash-and-burn agriculture is a farming method that involves the cutting and burning of plants in a forest or woodland to create a field called a swidden. The method begins by cutting down the trees and woody plants in an area. The downed vegetation, or "slash", is then left to dry, usually right before the rainiest part of the year. Then, the biomass is burned, resulting in a nutrient-rich layer of ash which makes the soil fertile, as well as temporarily eliminating weed and pest species. After about three to five years, the plot's productivity decreases due to depletion of nutrients along with weed and pest invasion, causing the farmers to abandon the field and move to a new area. The time it takes for a swidden to recover depends on the location and can be as little as five years to more than twenty years, after which the plot can be slashed and burned again, repeating the cycle.

[@alilboogly]

5:10 yes and no technically for English it is basically just a bunch of letter mashed together, but with different sounds varying from each word but other languages like Japanese get a little more complicated, with certain things combining into each other to make another thing

[@1Pyroo]

i know you definitely won’t see this but i wanna say that your tokyo video was amazing man, absolutely loved it, its sad too to see how some people just want to see the low effort reaction videos (no offense) instead of videos that spent so much time and love on, much love man ❤️

[@Cobrav809]

Schlart might not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@zappiiee]

what do you mean might hes a grown ass man dawg 😭

[@mrepic667]

Amen

[@Coom42069]

@@zappiieeand? Do you not know what Mpreg is😪🙏🏻

[@OccieFilms]

Hey Schlatt, just wanted to say even though views were down on the last video I still loved it, it was a super fun take on the documentary style! Hope you can keep making stuff you love. Cheers!

[@bio-engineeredassaultturtl8929]

i really wish the content that schlatt enjoys making would get more views, i love the irl stuff and the collaboration, i love seeing him have a great time while bringing us along for the ride. love u big guy ❤

[@GUNUFofficial]

Yo schlatt that japan video was amazing especially when you went into the the forest and found *it* and made fun of *it* Hopefully your apology video is good!

[@scone-pu7bp]

0:54 Meet the Pyro.

[@TheMaskOfZack]

*Dreams Of Cruelty stops* *Do You Believe In Magic starts*

[@BalroomBlitz715]

It’s the prancing that makes it Pyroish

[@Deadlocked.]

Another high effort masterpiece from Schlagg, nobody does it like him!

[@paul10724]

true

[@paul10724]

hello

[@Deadlocked.]

Hello @paulcat10724

[@ShloopMcGoop]

Dude the japan trip video was awesome! I wish you would do more videos like it.

[@Anthony-mh7ix]

That first JschlattLIVE video is one of my favorites lol. You just don’t understand comedy “Jschlatt”

[@denotato]

I seriously love your japan video so much. Its so good

[@alucardtheno-lifeking2556]

6:39 Peter wasn't the same after Gwen died.

[@epilepticoreo8981]

Schlagg never fails to put in bare minimum effort on a new upload when rent is due. This is why I am a proud member of SchlaggHead Nation!!!

[@intr0verty]

As someone that has watched you since A Tribute to Minecraft and the SMP days, I still find some of those old bits funny. Hope you can make more content you enjoy without feeling the need to bend the knee to the algorithm. You are too creative and funny to be just a reaction youtuber lol. Give us some more nerdy passion projects or something, those are great

[@lucyyyyy]

schlatt, as someone who found you from tekkit tuesdays - i still love looking back on that time 4 years later

[@samzthemonkeysheep7960]

the fire might be controlled burning to remove flammable dead under brush in a more controlled environment with usually protections in place so future fires have less to catch on.

[@ScarlettEXE]

So nice of schlampe to check in on content-deprived ant farm.

[@Beesuh]

This is gonna be an interesting series. I’m glad that it’s on this channel too.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Cant wait to see Sclit turn this into TikTok channel where he "ranks" peoples TikToks

[@Pedro3dits]

Bro I fucking see you everywhere

[@mello8919]

How are you always here bro?

[@Squimblorbimblor]

i was too busy laughing to tighten the noose properly. thanks schlagg. you're the man. i get to live another miserable day

[@MERC1ST]

6:52 that guy is iBallisticSquid

[@lib_uwu]

Hey Schlatt! I know you dont respond to comments because you are very busy with your nuomerous firearms and men. But I just wanted to say that your Japan "vlog" has been the first longer video that I could kinda sit trough. It helped with my attention problem. Thank you!

[@SaulHeno]

Genuinely must be so frustrating seeing the Tokyo video not doing great, I thoroughly enjoyed it, as did so many others. I hope it doesn't stop you from making videos you actually want to in the future.

[@krisstasko]

Finally, more Schlopp for us Fr good to see you up and kicking again

[@papersticker10]

I really liked the Japan vlog, kinda hoping to see more like it on the occassion! the style and humor of that video was amazing :,)

[@guyreurtt3860]

2:00 proffesional upstairs neighbour

[@krewpotato560]

7:45 speaking of horses, Mr.Hands-

[@Bodoko]

6:13 the background audio 💀

[@Traincraft101]

That railroad crossing is absolutely something I’d have in my house

[@harryrigdon8496]

Me to I had a cross buck

[@Mr_Mech_man]

Same

[@lilbugito]

I hope the view count doesn’t discourage you from making more content like the Japan vlog, though I’m sure it will a little. It was well made, and a good watch. I wish more people enjoyed that stuff over the react content. Keep doin good big guy 👍

[@gouj]

Great to see how upbeat Schlagg is after the deeply 'upetting' passing of his 'brother' Schlatt. 'Rest' in piece

[@MrRailroadrunner]

0:45 This is more usual than you think.....

[@DetroitSignalsAndBells]

It is 😂😊

[@Fashion_Bingus]

4:12 why are they dressed like auschwitz prisoners💀💀

[@mango4981]

I’m honestly sad that your Japan video didn’t get more views. It was really well constructed, captions were funny as hell too. People are dumb.

[@denotato]

YEAH! PEOPLE ARE DUMB

[@andyn2196]

"people are dumb for not watching a vastly different video from usual which is likely not what the majority of people subscribed for." I loved the japan video, but these kind of comments don't make any sense. When you switch up your formula you're gonna have lower views until your audience adjusts, this is a very well known phenomena on KZbin and nobody is immune to it.

[@Liverditty]

The japan video was one of your funniest honestly even without you speaking and the subtitles haha, I know it didn't perform as well but personally I'd love to see more videos in that style.

[@RatGirl9000]

Although the Japan video got less views than the other one, I hope you still make more of those style videos and videos you like making. I really enjoyed it!

[@OptimSyne]

Schlarnold never fails to make me warm and fuzzy, both inside and out, with his weapon

[@jtcustoms4297]

1:54 The little noises Jambo makes are cute

[@n1ghtme0]

Listen closely to the backgound at 6:08 💀

[@TheMaskOfZack]

Or just search the video up.

[@Tetracontakaitetragon]

​@@TheMaskOfZack NO DON'T

[@solidturtle6910]

whats

[@trixie2558]

Schlatt turning the mlp clip into enumclaw is perfect! I was crying!

[@samurexatlas7373]

1:50 I think Jambies might be acoustic.

[@siterata]

hello there, Schlagg. excellent to see more uploads from you, since what happened in '99

[@dontaskwhojoeis9085]

Schlong never fails to disappoints ❤❤❤❤

[@thenosternook]

It's great to get home grab a bag of baked lays and enjoying a good Schlatt upload love yah man

[@bana454]

i really enjoyed the last frw videos! especially the Porsche one. really peaked my interest. hopeful you'll do more of the stuff you seem to enjoy!

[@joshk1026]

I would love to see more of these videos on the channel. Even if they don't do as well in terms of viewership, I think it may help some viewers stop only watching the tiktok compilations. keep it up!

[@Inktron]

0:35 Hasn’t he reacted to this before?? And the fire video too I swear he reacted to that before

[@cyierwoah]

I really honestly think schlatt just needs to upload more consistently on one channel cause half the time i don't know where he's gonna upload next. But still he should just upload stuff he wants to, i wish he wouldn't be so hard focused on pleasing the algorithm.

[@zythrexlg09]

1:10 don't worry, its just pryo from tf2.

[@AttemptedBattery]

*”MMHHHH MH MHHHH MH MH, MHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”*

[@levi7581]

Even though the last video didn't perform as well, we enjoyed it a lot, it is a great video. Keep making the content you enjoy Schleezer.

[@twk4977]

Schadolf Schitler you never fail to fill me up inside with warmness

[@desmond1870]

1:35 incognito 2 tabs hmmmmmm...

[@yoqqen]

Schlagg is setting new standards with these reactions!

[@proudannus6949]

casually dropping the sh slur like that is crazy

[@yoqqen]

@@proudannus6949 I didn’t even realize what I had done holy shit

[@proudannus6949]

@@yoqqen lmao

[@emma_nutella58]

I’m so glad Scatt is doing so well after the incident

[@therealjesterguys]

I absolutely loved smplive era because it introduced me for the first time to your channel, wilburs channel aswell as a few others. But my god I would never go back and rewatch them

[@thesoulsender]

I actually really enjoyed the last video about Japan, it was calm but entertaining and I'd be happy to see more