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[@Harry-wk5ej]

thanks for putting all the hard work inside of us schlagg

[@pr0blem_XIIII]

we can always appreciate how much effort "schlagg" comes inside us

[@big_sea]

schlong never fails to dissapoint us

[@mello8919]

I love when “shatter” fills us up with all his goodness

[@neopangean6218]

Yeah lots of work, big steaming hot sexy work, ohhh my god such hard work which is hot and sexy and big all everywhere work in hot sexy big loads of steaming work for us to consume with our eyes and belt out laughing with our big bellys which jiggle with the giggle from his hard hot steaming work which we consume with laughter so we can live and love more of his hot steamy sexy loads of work ohhh my god you are correct good sire!

[@alexiswhitfield1796]

😢

[@lennyternil336]

Schwartz is really having a tough time recovering from the “incident “ last Wednesday. My heart goes out to “him” 😢

[@lennyternil336]

79 likes and no replies? Lemme fuck myself

[@Ronald98]

Here before this blows up...

[@Lildoggy915]

Hope this blows up

[@Corethetic]

[@alexjones3409]

🙏🙏🙏

[@guts60]

1:00 Actually, it’s a very controlled burn. They do this to stop wildfires from spreading by selectively burning the dry grass. They way they do it prevents the controller fire from spreading itself, and so they are basically creating a barrier that burns the wildfire’s fuel. Fire can’t spread if there is nothing for it to spread to

[@jebbecausejeb]

Good that they weren’t just committing arson.

[@Neil_memes]

🤓

[@guts60]

@@Neil_memes Your mother doesn’t love you

[@sleep_deprived_stormworker]

@@Neil_memes you are jealous that you do not know as much as they do.

[@mkieckhe]

Yes but the method was questionable, I’d say he’s not a fire fighter and just a land owner who does this. I’m on a fire department and have done controlled brush burns. I don’t think they even had other people there (usually you have a ton of people in case the fire gets REALLY hungry)

[@aaniad367]

I actually thought the last video was such a great change of pace and I think it was great to just see schlatt’s creativity flow and be genuinely happy rather than him just watching tiktoks lol

[@denotato]

YESS SAMEE

[@shyvv.]

Your Japan video was great, deserved so many more views

[@Maskeroff.]

Agreed, but the reason it didn’t do as well is simply because that sort of content isn’t what most schlatt enjoyers watch him for. That’s just how it is. 🤷‍♂️

[@gavins_epic_youtube_channel]

Agreed me too

[@mikejuarez2383]

Yeah i agree

[@personthehuman.]

I watched it all way through. Maybe he should make an account just for that content it would take off in a month. It's just fun to see this kind of content with the dialogue and stuff just sad peps like brain dead stuff more lol

[@Erick26783]

this is exactly why his content has been nothing but tiktok reactions for the past 8 months. kinda sucks but hey atleast we have sleep deprived and chuckle sandwich

[@teeaacup]

Schlagg never fails to make my insides feel warm♥

[@schlattco]

what does that even mean bro

[@AllNamesAreJustTaken]

@@schlattco;)

[@kkronkk]

@@schlattco you know what he meant, don't act dumb

[@Icy-Penguin]

@@schlattcoyou wouldn’t understand,”schlibtlet”

[@pr0blem_XIIII]

mmmfgh....

[@eris6197]

5:33 NOT THE UNLIMITED BACON BUT NO GAMES, IT HAS TO STAY

[@ZHunterInds]

its sad that the videos he cares about dont get as good views, i hope you can keep making content you enjoy

[@wesleythompson5241]

an actual good comment

[@theseusswore]

its genuinely sad, its not like it isn't fun cuz some of these reactions vids are actually funny, but his newer endeavours just get such less views than compared to this watch-and-react stuff. i sincerely hope that doesn't demotivate him to make anymore of the things he wants to make, because i adore every video of his

[@wesleythompson5241]

W@@theseusswore

[@blackman5867]

and you guys only watch him for what he did in 1999 😞

[@seanaes]

The tiktok videos are miserable idk how anyone watches that shit but i dont blame him for making them since they get so many views

[@RedNumber19]

After telling my therapist about how I watch Jschlatt, he stuck a metal rod under my eye and now I can’t feel fear. This interests me mildly.

[@mello8919]

Only? I remember back in 99’ he when he dropped some mustard gas on those orphans…

[@obye]

big poo

[@pizzaapplepie1338]

BIG POO!?!???

[@vimmey]

you better be a fan of Apandah

[@RedNumber19]

@@vimmey am. Next Schlatt should react to Pandah’s subreddit

[@user-qr8lp8hw9j]

7:07 he’s crying cause he’s niece just died

[@nerdsgalore5223]

That Tokyo video was actually so relaxing and such a nice change of pace; please don't let the lack of views on it discourage you from branching out more content-wise!

[@SeanGotGjally]

your japan video is one of my favorites of yours lately. please don’t be afraid to have a channel for more serious content like that, there is absolutely an audience for it and all you need to do is establish yourself in that/those genres and your momentum will do the rest. love your shit dude

[@d1sgu1sedshark]

vouch, i loved the style of that video and hope to see more of it

[@mrningbrd]

his more serious channel is @theweeklyslap

[@Nooy_]

Momentum is my favorite hearthstone card

[@rattiee]

you never fail to spread our cheeks. Thank you Schlatt!

[@stone2417]

????????

[@sleepyfox0316]

who is schlatt this is schlagg /j

[@maya-ve3yh]

corny@@sleepyfox0316

[@rattiee]

@@stone2417 u heard me.

[@Mimicruz283]

Caught me off guard😭

[@bagelsurvivor8466]

your japan video was one of if not the best japan vlog video i have seen in a long time, it was extremely relaxing and i enjoyed your subtitles. very sad it didnt get as many views as it shouldve, i hope you can still find the motivation to make more videos you genuinely care about.

[@denotato]

I absolutely agree.

[@Bedhead6827]

ONE MORE LIKE, I NOW HAVE POWER ON KZbin

[@jeepmega629]

Thanks for these heartwarming wholesome videos Schlatt

[@patchric4620]

If it matters at all to you it may have gotten less views but that video is still one of my favorites you’ve ever made. Real fans are the ones who can appreciate that.

[@denotato]

SAME ITS MY FABOURIYE VIDEO EVER

[@mercuryisgay]

6:52 that guy is iBallisticSquid

[@gamerboi5316]

Ah yes “Reaction video #1” love it! Schlatt you better fucking see this.

[@YtPandaGamer]

I also love Reaction video #1

[@boootyass]

i also love reaction video #1

[@DragonicArchitect]

I also love reaction video #1

[@kram8224]

I also love rectum video #1

[@3mile_]

I also love reaction video #1

[@HiddenEarth1916]

1:07 that is called back burning it’s a way to fight fire

[@Futurecookie-xu3jp]

Fighting fire with fire

[@pietpoepjes3493]

Schlagg, I commented on your Tokyo vlog as well but I absolutely loved that video as well! If you get any sense of enjoyment out of making them, I hope you keep going with them, they're absolute gems!

[@Mithraschosen]

I totally understand why the last video didn't get the views like normal but it was actually amazing. Hope you know that many of us did enjoy it and the little comments throughout. Take care dude.

[@spiritwolf3824]

schlatt. fuck people. go have your hay day. the more you get better at whatever you’d like to do, the more people will pick it up, it’ll snowball in attention. but you just gotta grind. don’t alr give in to making mindless content just for the algorithm. soulless, dumb, meaningless sound bytes. make shit that makes your soul sing, makes your heart leap. make something that doesn’t even feel like your making it at all. you’ll get the views. just listen to your heart. good luck buddy 🤞🏼

[@denotato]

YES. THIS

[@thenpcduude]

Bro that Tokyo video was actually fire and a great change of pace. I really really liked it and hope you do more!

[@nutsack-9000]

He said he is planning on doing more of that content on his latest stream :)

[@iwarcade589]

2:30 my man had not one, not two, but FOUR glass jars of marbles. what the fuck.

[@user-dt5zd8yy3b]

just gonna skip three are you

[@Sillimant_]

that content creator clip hits right in the feels. I used to watch dantdm and stampy all the time, then as I got older watched mark and jack then I got older, regressed, and found "shlatt" but those videos I used to watch probably feel different because I didn't have any concerns or worries at that time

[@Salty_Suds]

Seeing schlatt sacrifice his sanity for our entertainment is funny

[@sleepyjoe1942]

He’s schlagg actually

[@xXJAng3lXxx]

Tbh I'm starting to feel bad about it tho, but it's still funny

[@magumagu1566]

the japan vid was such a breath of fresh air, sucks that most people don't enjoy slower paced content :(

[@denotato]

YEAH WHY DONT PPL LOVE IT

[@tonethymcbuttox5830]

2:50 Imagine cleaning that up and you slip and fall down the stairs into that HELLISH PILE-

[@bio-engineeredassaultturtl8929]

i really wish the content that schlatt enjoys making would get more views, i love the irl stuff and the collaboration, i love seeing him have a great time while bringing us along for the ride. love u big guy ❤

[@machaboba9392]

1:56 2 cat facts: chattering is how cats talk to other cats; and his tail movements, the position of his ears and whiskers, and the chattering are all body language that he is looking and wants to get at something

[@tadogic]

jambo is plotting something mischievous

[@MorningJerk]

I think he is trying to catch a bird from the bird sounds at the end just cat hunting extincts

[@blankily]

1:48 First recorded incident of a cat having severe psychosis (Colorized 2023)

[@MrRailroadrunner]

0:45 This is more usual than you think.....

[@denotato]

I seriously love your japan video so much. Its so good

[@swaglord07]

Hey Schlatt. As a now adult who recently got autoplayed your old SMPLive stuff, its still really funny. As a content piece it might not be the most engaging, but it still holds up because you're just a funny guy. Can't wait for reaction video #2

[@koipond393]

schlatt saying his old content is shit pains me. His content ages like fine wine to me. Some KZbinrs it is definitely different but I've always enjoyed schlatts bits.

[@texasman2893]

I go back to the old SMPlive videos all the time they are just comforting to me. They remind me of simpler times. The jokes and interactions are great and I can’t understand why he’s talkin shit on them

[@EvilSnips]

@@texasman2893 So much better than the scripted SMPS of today, it's just friends having fun and I love how creative and quirky the builds and interactions are. I watch them occasionally as comfort videos too.

[@de4thnote164]

SMPLive was and is still the funniest shit ive ever seen from schlatt, and he simply calls his old videos shit.. kinda hurts man.. kinda hurts.., i still wish he would do those vids still

[@OnlySushiCat]

Hey Big guy, dont worry too much about what content you create. Real fans enjoy anything you do because what we care about and like is YOU being yourself doing stuff that makes you happy. I can only imagine how hard is to entertain such a large amount of internet randoms, so I'm thankful for everything you do for us.

[@denotato]

🫵this. Yes

[@redact3d51]

Nuts lol

[@aussieseal9979]

"real fans"

[@1_AlphabetCrew]

This is "schlagg" not "big guy"

[@foxfirefive]

Sad how none of these replies are nice 😥

[@guyreurtt3860]

2:00 proffesional upstairs neighbour

[@floopygoober]

farmers will often do this as well to protect heigher yield crops or to keep fires from spreading.

[@Cobrav809]

Schlart might not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@zappiiee]

what do you mean might hes a grown ass man dawg 😭

[@mrepic667]

Amen

[@Coom42069]

@@zappiieeand? Do you not know what Mpreg is😪🙏🏻

[@itskaysoh]

Would love to see more types of videos like the Japan one, obviously there is a niche for it but honestly your humor even in text is great and i absolutely loved it, please continue to do more videos like it fam!

[@denotato]

I agree yes

[@papersticker10]

I really liked the Japan vlog, kinda hoping to see more like it on the occassion! the style and humor of that video was amazing :,)

[@gouj]

Great to see how upbeat Schlagg is after the deeply 'upetting' passing of his 'brother' Schlatt. 'Rest' in piece

[@Wajor.]

AI is getting so real now a days, it’s starting to recreate some of schlatts old videos. It’s almost like the real him. May his soul rest upon us. RIP ❤️🕊️🕊️

[@Quertus]

0:40 When he was young, my Dad once stole a town sign and gave it as a birthday gift to his girlfriend, because the town and his girlfriend had the same name 😂

[@TheMaskOfFairies]

What the everloving fuck!?

[@Josh72769]

Hmm maybe I'll do that in the future

[@b8mbr]

your japan vlog was really good!! would love to see more vids like it thanks schlagypoo

[@Bodoko]

6:13 the background audio 💀

[@scone-pu7bp]

0:54 Meet the Pyro.

[@TheMaskOfFairies]

*Dreams Of Cruelty stops* *Do You Believe In Magic starts*

[@Lil_Meww]

So glad to see “Schlagg” alive

[@cliffhamilton2857]

Always ready for another Schluerp video

[@twk4977]

Schadolf Schitler you never fail to fill me up inside with warmness

[@HeisenbergFam]

Cant wait to see Sclit turn this into TikTok channel where he "ranks" peoples TikToks

[@Pedro3dits]

Bro I fucking see you everywhere

[@mello8919]

How are you always here bro?

[@alucardtheno-lifeking2556]

6:39 Peter wasn't the same after Gwen died.

[@therealjesterguys]

I absolutely loved smplive era because it introduced me for the first time to your channel, wilburs channel aswell as a few others. But my god I would never go back and rewatch them

[@Cataclave]

1:05 seems to be a controlled burn done to prepare for the crop to be replanted OR to create some form of boundary to the plants cant propogate beyond the designated area

[@MrBanan0]

3:50 I haven't watched a single Chuck Norris film, heck I dont even know who he is, but I've already accepted him as a higher being. The guy probably raised his parents for all I know.

[@guts2048]

That does sound like a chuck Norris joke

[@ScarlettEXE]

So nice of schlampe to check in on content-deprived ant farm.

[@trixie2558]

Schlatt turning the mlp clip into enumclaw is perfect! I was crying!

[@samzthemonkeysheep7960]

the fire might be controlled burning to remove flammable dead under brush in a more controlled environment with usually protections in place so future fires have less to catch on.

[@thecriiptiid]

serious mode, both of the japan vlogs & the baseball vlog are easily some of my favorite videos from the schlattverse in recent years and they've quickly eeked their way into being comfort videos :) i hope you don't let a lower viewcount get in the way of making something new and fresh that you enjoy

[@Deadlocked.]

Another high effort masterpiece from Schlagg, nobody does it like him!

[@paul10724]

true

[@paul10724]

hello

[@Deadlocked.]

Hello @paulcat10724

[@Blackrain7070]

I love his little corner of youtube plaques! It goes well with the wood/cream colors

[@lucyyyyy]

schlatt, as someone who found you from tekkit tuesdays - i still love looking back on that time 4 years later

[@penguinproductions8829]

Schlatt, mate, we loved that Japan vid. Yeah, we know you’re critical of the view counts but personally it’s endlessly entertaining to see a slightly more toned down version of the Schlatt character. Post whatever the hell you want, Big Guy.

[@krewpotato560]

7:45 speaking of horses, Mr.Hands-

[@CouldBeALizard]

Loud clanking sounds are so soothing, best kind of asmr

[@Fashion_Bingus]

4:12 why are they dressed like auschwitz prisoners💀💀

[@ShloopMcGoop]

Dude the japan trip video was awesome! I wish you would do more videos like it.

[@OccieFilms]

Hey Schlatt, just wanted to say even though views were down on the last video I still loved it, it was a super fun take on the documentary style! Hope you can keep making stuff you love. Cheers!

[@Jc-nf9ex]

That last clip really hit him he just doesn’t wanna admit it. We all love you Steve

[@AdDelayed]

The little chitter that Jambo does is unique to cats being frustrated that they can't get to something they want to hunt

[@neks3828]

i personally really loved the japan video, i normally watch content like that and having your snarky subtitles was a nice treat. i'll watch it again for you brother

[@Beesuh]

This is gonna be an interesting series. I’m glad that it’s on this channel too.

[@ScarIettsnow]

i love when shat comes and put all the hard work inside us

[@levi7581]

Even though the last video didn't perform as well, we enjoyed it a lot, it is a great video. Keep making the content you enjoy Schleezer.

[@1Pyroo]

i know you definitely won’t see this but i wanna say that your tokyo video was amazing man, absolutely loved it, its sad too to see how some people just want to see the low effort reaction videos (no offense) instead of videos that spent so much time and love on, much love man ❤️

[@shhhimnothere]

its so nice to see a content creator with Parkinson’s be so entertaining. don’t know how you made the japan vlog look so stable. props to you! so proud of you for recovering from the incident!

[@frankejk]

good title change. i wouldve never clicked on a reaction video but now knowing that its about his subreddit i clicked it

[@sitkinator]

7:29 I'd like to imagine that would be the LAST thing he would subject someone to if nothing else worked. I can already imagine him instigating somebody, and after seeing none of his other methods worked, he just gives a big sigh before saying "Look man, I really don't wanna do this, but you forced my hand." and then he plays all the SMP Schlatt videos in an 8-hour loop.

[@thejames2211]

RAMPAAAAAA!!!!!! LOL (joke)

[@krisstasko]

Finally, more Schlopp for us Fr good to see you up and kicking again

[@ToaLegend]

Big day for Schlaggheads

[@joshk1026]

I would love to see more of these videos on the channel. Even if they don't do as well in terms of viewership, I think it may help some viewers stop only watching the tiktok compilations. keep it up!

[@Hellbrid]

Schlatt looks like he gives great hugs

[@n1ghtme0]

Listen closely to the backgound at 6:08 💀

[@TheMaskOfFairies]

Or just search the video up.

[@Tetracontakaitetragon]

​@@TheMaskOfFairies NO DON'T

[@solidturtle6910]

whats

[@GH0STQUEEN]

i hope you keep posting vlogs like a day in tokyo when the opportunities come up, i know its not every day you go somewhere cool enough to vlog about but definitely was nice seeing that sort of content from you :)

[@thesoulsender]

I actually really enjoyed the last video about Japan, it was calm but entertaining and I'd be happy to see more

[@Kippsy351]

thank you shlagg for making me feel the tingle I needed

[@epilepticoreo8981]

Schlagg never fails to put in bare minimum effort on a new upload when rent is due. This is why I am a proud member of SchlaggHead Nation!!!

[@dontaskwhojoeis9085]

Schlong never fails to disappoints ❤❤❤❤

[@connorwellercheese]

It's nice to see schlatt join the slop genre as well!

[@bana454]

i really enjoyed the last frw videos! especially the Porsche one. really peaked my interest. hopeful you'll do more of the stuff you seem to enjoy!

[@leekraven]

we are never escaping the reaction videos, good video schlatt!

[@toat_]

Whom?

[@desmond1870]

1:35 incognito 2 tabs hmmmmmm...

[@echtblikbonen]

I love Jambo chattering in the window

[@Literalraptor]

To give a brief explanation about the fire thing. They are either razing a field or doing a controlled burn to rejuvenate the surrounding plant life (and subsequently wildlife). It looks more like a razing though because it seems a bit hap hazard. Farmers burn there extra crops because it makes the soul more fertile for planting new crops. Here's the wikipidia answer: Slash-and-burn agriculture is a farming method that involves the cutting and burning of plants in a forest or woodland to create a field called a swidden. The method begins by cutting down the trees and woody plants in an area. The downed vegetation, or "slash", is then left to dry, usually right before the rainiest part of the year. Then, the biomass is burned, resulting in a nutrient-rich layer of ash which makes the soil fertile, as well as temporarily eliminating weed and pest species. After about three to five years, the plot's productivity decreases due to depletion of nutrients along with weed and pest invasion, causing the farmers to abandon the field and move to a new area. The time it takes for a swidden to recover depends on the location and can be as little as five years to more than twenty years, after which the plot can be slashed and burned again, repeating the cycle.

[@st3fyz]

Great video Ted!

[@emma_nutella58]

I’m so glad Scatt is doing so well after the incident

[@jtcustoms4297]

1:54 The little noises Jambo makes are cute

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

Thank you so much for the funny content, i can truly feel schlagg coming inside of me

[@intr0verty]

As someone that has watched you since A Tribute to Minecraft and the SMP days, I still find some of those old bits funny. Hope you can make more content you enjoy without feeling the need to bend the knee to the algorithm. You are too creative and funny to be just a reaction youtuber lol. Give us some more nerdy passion projects or something, those are great

[@thenosternook]

It's great to get home grab a bag of baked lays and enjoying a good Schlatt upload love yah man

[@acrain7]

I hope more people try out the Tokyo Vlog, it’s definitely different but it’s such a great video and I really hope we get more of it

[@flashyturnip7730]

Noooooooooo! We loved the last video, please do more of em