My Teachers

[@lemonslisterine1862]

If James was a math teacher, he should animate his lessons.

[@grayspace_mandg]

🤔

[@pauliesamantha8970]

How about if he was gonna be absent he would animate his lesson?

[@Neyobe]

Yess. Like, THIS IS HOW ALGEBRA WORKS WITH HIS CHARACTER ON IT

[@lemonslisterine1862]

@@Neyobe No, I meant if he would animate a cartoon demonstrating how to do a problem with animals and such. So kids have a visual representation of math.

[@tsubakiproductions7802]

He should and lessons would be so much fun

[@crazycrew1284]

James:I'm bad at singing Also James: *makes a good song*

[@daniyaparvez2143]

that song is heavily auto tuned and james is actually kinda bad live (lol im just saying bc everyone agrees on it and i love james)

[@davidperalesescalante2548]

Wait HOW HE MADE A SONG CALL LIFE IS FUN HOW HE MADE THAT IF HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SING

[@ihatenfts501]

David perales escalante autotune is crazy

[@user-xx9jr1yb7b]

we are young

[@jakeseitz]

Yea it’s really autotuned

[@JasonCravesAttention]

Parents: you'll never make money as a cartoonist James: I know I'll be a math teacher, I'll make tons

[@pauliesamantha8970]

Reality:are you sure about that?

[@maxxng5362]

@@pauliesamantha8970 a ton of weight

[@melmakesvideos4085]

J Elvidge ughvhvghn

[@elizabeth5561]

I'll prove its possible to make lots o cash by doodling, Akira Toriyama, the creator of DBZ and Dr. Slump. Tite Kubo, the creator of Bleach. Just to name a couple

[@Corgilius]

You forgot a comma

[@Scream_4U1]

'YOU! sing.' 𝗕𝗔𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗨𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗨𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗨 𝗨𝗬𝗛𝗛𝗛

[@goodtheme-wl1he]

@@Scream_4U1 me: (whispering) bah.

[@jackie2516]

Lolololololol

[@jackie2516]

Lolololololololllllllllllllllllllllll

[@flasquedreams]

“I love singing!!!” “*”

[@BumBum_420]

"James, don't sing" years later "we are young, life is fun"

[@allisongryder9945]

wow this is recent

[@emmalukegrech]

@@allisongryder9945 omg your is tooo

[@Ren-yl3sv]

Yasss

[@marleenaahmadrapiee1617]

It only goes downhill.

[@lols2658]

autotune solves all yo problems

[@rayyanvids251]

0:26 “Math is hard. So is life. Get over it.” * cries * *such true words*

[@josephroos1962]

Yes

[@urmum8844]

Lol

[@MsRingobaby]

No

[@HUSSEINMALI-cp7di]

True lol

[@dalehughes9792]

@@josephroos1962 Lol I hate maths to but I like james :)

[@miloscott6617]

I laughed so hard when the teacher said he’d never missed a class in 20 years and then he didn’t show up the next day. It’s just perfect comedic timing.

[@DylanWright-q2l]

my teacher hasnt missed a day in about 30 yrs and I'm just waiting for the day

[@dylannoneyabiz2426]

had that happen with a teacher, she was like "i've only ever missed a class once because i was in hospital" and then next class she wasn't there lmao (cos her daughter was ill)

[@codinghub3759]

I thought that the teacher did it as a joke. Every year, we would tell his students "I haven't missed a class in x years." And then not appear the next day.

[@rblxeditorbutinsane]

Yes

[@NightwolfsGames]

Let's remember the time this person had 911 likes

[@theinsanerevenger5510]

8th grade math teacher. He never yelled at a student, always brought them out the class to talk, gave people multiple chances. He also makes learning interesting. He puts his own flare in his work, and i have so much respect for him.

[@fixrobertos]

I love that poster, “Math is hard So is life, Get over it”

[@drewahearn7293]

So if life, it's so is life

[@Roberb64]

@@drewahearn7293 OHH WOW THE TEACHER

[@muzanjackson5199]

@@drewahearn7293 R/Wooosh

[@iiruenu8070]

"so if life"

[@TheSucram729]

“Such is life” - Ned Kelly 1880

[@maxmotions1317]

The world missed out on having the best math teacher ever.

[@youngrepublicanusa4975]

I hope she made lots of spaghetti nope

[@wellhellothere4486]

MaxMotions yeah :(

[@psalivah1008]

He has To Teach me

[@fenrirgg]

Nah, his dream would die in the first years of his career like all teachers' dreams.

[@owensehgal4113]

MaxMotions I

[@neenaoa]

"Math is hard. So is Life. So get over it" my high school quote

[@RollerCoasterFan-fq4jf]

Mine is going to be the one from Percy Jackson about crawling through Tartarus. Or maybe the one about waiting in Harry Potter about waiting in Azkaban. We’ll see...

[@yamariezel]

Im a nerd.

[@penguinplayzgamez7140]

d

[@justsmallyt985]

@@penguinplayzgamez7140 e

[@chloedoodlesstuff8268]

I- 😭

[@marktloy4740]

FRENCH TRANSLATIONS 3:28 that translates to "are you looking for this or do you just know how to speak French" (google translate is shitty sometimes) 3:32 translates to "We are not strangers to love to know the rules, and so do I" 3:41 his sister translates to "my name is Jeff" the one to the left of James translates to "French pineapples should not be on pizza" the very right one is a pronunciation of "s'il vous plaît" which translates to "please" 3:43 translates to the bee movie script 4:05 translates to "i like it"

[@SOH-bl4mr]

Děkuji Mr french guy!

[@noctisluxus]

The only REAL rule in school: If the teacher doesn’t show up within 15 minutes, you’re allowed to leave.

[@annonymous6827]

Sounds fantastic

[@kovirz]

That's a lie I looked it up

[@doggorain1027]

Wait wat

[@vacusbeats1798]

@@kovirz no it is true in college in some states

[@attackhelicopter6873]

Source of Randomness if only

[@babygagastands4aby]

“You, sing” “AHHHHHHHHHH” 😂😂 I can’t

[@sleepy_pxnda3740]

Me too 🤣😂

[@Xolo..3]

Lol

[@vuthithuhuyen2466]

Goat

[@mvhernandez83]

That was one of my fav parts 😂

[@Tiger55855]

To those who advertise their channel in the comments of peoples' videos: Give up. 1/4,000,000 people with a KZbin channel actually make it big and I guarantee you that 100% of them that did make it big didn't beg for subscribers. So stop. Try making quality content and letting people find your channel on their own. That's worked for everyone who's ever done well on KZbin.

[@tomw2299]

SO TRUE!

[@HaiiKris]

Burn

[@whereisirene6431]

Tiger55855 its 1/100,000 and thats fact based

[@HaZeuestGaming]

Tiger55855 lol Quality content worked a long time ago. Since 18 Gb of videos are uploaded a minute, you need help to pop off nowadays

[@tomw2299]

I checked out your channel since I appreciate this comment, and I was BLOWN AWAY! Your videos cracked me up SO HARD, especially your True Motives ones! You deserve tons more subscribers!

[@netherman118]

as a choir kid (at a school that doesn't make kids take choir) I can certify our directors literally make us sing individually to find out who has it wrong. most nerve wracking thing ive ever done.

[@laya3936]

“Math is hard” “So is life” Get over it. So relatable 😂

[@aneurysm.]

Just why

[@teabrunch]

No, LIFE IS FUN!

[@laya3936]

Chloe Leighn LoL tho

[@laya3936]

Pixel Boyz LoL tho

[@laya3936]

XD

[@ideklmao5636]

Choir teacher: James don’t sing James: makes a very famous song called life is fun

[@Minecrafter6818]

Choir teacher: WAT THE FLIP

[@nicoleshusbandclay]

Choir teacher: “what da flip? 72 million views!! I have doubted you James!” *Turns out it was all just a dream* James: “life isn’t fun any more” Edit: 73 million views now. Wooow🤯🤪🤪😃

[@anonymouslucario285]

(With autotune)

[@badpistonyay4166]

thx to auto tune james can now sing like a pro

[@logi.bearrr]

Minecrafter6818 can u sub to me

[@eneiatheidiot]

2:06 😭😭 this is too funny

[@Average_british_lad]

And he sung “WAAAAAAAAA-“

[@ovoid9851]

James: You’d pay attention and study for the tests if I was your math teacher, wouldn’t you? Me: 1,000,000% true

[@kristi4025]

Surfy someone is still probably going to say something and ignore whats in the parentheses

[@soupfloop1606]

Surfy R/wOoOoSh

[@kristi4025]

Soupfloop r/woooshpooshdoosh

[@theminecraftore9162]

YES

[@joangerretz7168]

CGN doggo yes

[@laurenoliden347]

*Teacher:* James *D O N T S I N G* James: *Makes life is fun*

[@safirykat839]

That's what i thought

[@maddieis.stinky8867]

C ø m ē d y PANDA 3000 you literally just copied another comment

[@nah9466]

Ha

[@jessecaw7]

Lol

[@1179next]

Thanks to auto tune

[@janinedang6854]

4:53 JAIDEN IS IN THE BACKGROUND

[@Cluelexander]

I know! :D

[@cobblestoneboom]

Janine Dang and tony

[@BigBoyEmma]

Janine Dang I don't think that's Jaiden, maybe though.

[@funnysillyclown]

I saw tabbes

[@GameZone-rj4xu]

so is domics

[@abichuelacondulce]

im rewatching all of your videos that i grew up watching since middle school. Im a junior now and currently have the same really cool and funny ap us history teacher. He likes to making mom jokes and genuinely wants people to learn. THE TEACHERS ARE THE PROBLEM NOT THE STUDENTS!!!

[@bagelman4963]

James: starts counting to ten in French Me: has a flashback of the traumas that Hamilton brought me

[@cloverthehammy8024]

Sarcastic Slagathor 💀 😂

[@Luna-rw5up]

Before I even finished reading your comment, I started singing lol

[@katherinebotuyan5918]

I was waiting for a comment like this

[@gouravsarkar7721]

There is another reference of hamilton. 5:30

[@cuppa_noodles1620]

Rip philip

[@cassaasmr]

"Justin birb" "Rhino-anna" "Ed shearing" "Bee-once" 2:26 poster of the funny artists.......

[@tamsinsmith4293]

Lol

[@BRUH44252]

Oh cool

[@funnyguythe285th]

Would be better of it were justin beaver

[@funnyguythe285th]

@@shilohhuang6207 or justin beeper

[@yinghantay7625]

he probably couldn’t spell

[@merlealexander7123]

“Listen kids, I have 2.7 million subs on KZbin , so if you want a shout-out, you have to do the homework.” look at him now

[@Daisy-py8km]

Lol

[@bl0ody_n0s3]

Hellol

[@bloxy3980]

do you like the odd ones out videos

[@민빠답-z8h]

LOL

[@tylerthedeletedguy4841]

15.4m subs

[@eddiespaghetti2798-d6o]

James being a math teacher would’ve been so interesting I wonder how he good of a teacher he would be.

[@cynthiagarrett2407]

If James was my math teacher I’d actually do the homework.

[@vikramsundaram2353]

SAME

[@C00ike]

I would have just asked how to be a good youtuber

[@ruby.queenofthischatalt4697]

i wouldnt have. i wouldve have just watched his yt videos

[@Hulksmashbigman]

He would also be like serious and tell us how actually be an adult and I would do homework from him

[@christopherspaid6950]

Yay

[@thismultifandomtrashisfric8259]

oui = yes oui = yes mon ami = my friend je m'apelle = my name is L A F A Y E T T E that's the only french i know

[@solardriftx1170]

Everyone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchma- FRENCHFRY! Lafa- LARGE BAGUETTE

[@mintymistake976]

thismultifandom trashisfrickindopeyo OMG Y E S

[@volkiano]

The Lancelot of the revolutionary set

[@boops8661]

The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!

[@icegod1]

thismultifandom trashisfrickindopeyo cest la vi mon ami

[@neosname1074]

April, 2017 - 2.7M Subs August, 2019 - 12.4M Subs Good work, James 👍

[@andjelalojpur1143]

i amFRA 12.5m now

[@nicreeps]

Yes

[@joyce3057]

There is a book series called "Whatever After" And there are 3 best friends (Frankie Robin and Abby) And they have a team called FRA lol (Actually now it's called Frap because Robin's other friend, Penny joined the team)

[@blindinginferno]

@@joyce3057 why is this necessary?

[@joyce3057]

@@blindinginferno just saying

[@MsPhantom-yt]

Student:”hey Mr. Rallison I don’t understand the lesson” James:”oh ok”**starts over everything he said since class started**

[@cabbageboi1448]

James did you know that you teach us everyday? You teach us to wear our seatbelt

[@norahgatesh]

you do

[@space5490]

Wow

[@HMS-xf9dq]

Not this video

[@dunnoanymore8285]

Joe 361 Mr. James*

[@gloocey]

shut up

[@3bvhs]

Teacher: "You sing" James: **Screams** Me: **claps** thats Amazing XD

[@lesleyfagan9128]

*SCREAMS* IM GONNA SWING- oh your still reading....... ;-;

[@3bvhs]

Lesley Fagan lol

[@DioBrando-tg4ij]

ikr it was perfect

[@soggabossfight7171]

I would have given him an A+

[@mickhaellamalpica]

Honestly if I was the teacher I'd do the same as you *claps*

[@lolosbizarreadventure]

2:07 *how did James describe my whole life in 2 seconds*

[@littlecherryartist]

little_miss_lolo same here

[@sherwinlutero5063]

little_miss_lolo

[@sherwinlutero5063]

Hhi

[@tankengine6439]

Me to but im in emissional pain

[@thatgamingdude3741]

little_miss_lolo u

[@OmnipresentPotato]

Honestly people underestimate the French teachers like that. We had a French teacher like that and honestly she was one of the sweetest, most conscientious and hard-working teachers ever. A lot of people hated her and said they didn't understand, but I paid attention to what she said, and she'd start translating every now and then, and I still remember a little bit of French from back then. I think it's the students' fault

[@juliettetessier727]

"if for some reason my channel dies" * now has 14.6 mil subs*

[@marshmallow_milkxd3489]

14.7*

[@thatguyandrewww]

14.7 mil...

[@MrSigma676]

#14.7

[@muffinadventures9489]

now 14.7

[@MrSigma676]

Lil_LyriX, yep lol

[@joh4578]

James: “If I was your math teacher you would pay attention right” me: HELL YEAH

[@Vgarciagonz]

Undertale.2015 meh Fortnite. Hell ya Me. Undertale for life

[@MaizeCornGod]

Chara

[@regularperson3231]

Same as well

[@gingycat2395]

Not if he didn’t do KZbin lol

[@kittymeowmeow5348]

YES

[@zal896]

James: I love Math Jaiden: I love Math Adam: I HATE MATH

[@JuanRivera-xz5od]

I ALSO HATE MATH

[@glitchdinvr4248]

I LOVE MATH

[@-peridot-2113]

I HATE MATH

[@axzulee2048]

I HATE MATH BUT people say I good at it. Me think I bad tho

[@saturnssubliminals]

Me: I HATE MATH

[@HollowHeretic]

I would have loved to have James as my maths teacher. Growing up with dyscalculia and there not being as much if any attention and help for it as dyslexia made my school days quite difficult for me and I still struggle with basic calculations. James strikes me as the type of teacher who would support me through it.

[@kosamekii]

“Math is hard” “So is life” “Get over it”

[@murciadoxial8056]

You should... Subtract math from life

[@54Luca69]

Wanna know what else is hard? The bible

[@Cherry_chick]

I saw the board

[@annarchyzone3233]

The board:)

[@SHE-HER_TheOddWolvesBeliever]

It's not hard

[@jarenfrederick]

“Why are they drawn similar?” “Because I was lazy” _Proceeds to draw pink striped shirts on every other teacher_

[@abstractstudios4234]

What about his poetry teacher

[@M3I0n_Me]

That was the joke in the video...

[@logi.bearrr]

Evil Ninja can h sub to me

[@maxclark3245]

XD

[@osamalaith3720]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5qmn6uZoZyYp7s It's for dedicated teachers 🌼🌼

[@LEO123-y6g]

If James was my maths teacher, I would flip my table over

[@pistachioflavoredmilk9591]

Tacos Are cool ._.

[@Oyasumori]

If James was my teacher I'd throw my most precious item at the wall and scream *I NEED THERAPY THE ODD1SOUT IS MY DANG TEACHER AHHHHH*!

[@yeetedbanana5631]

Math*

[@annarectionn]

Wait in a good way or a bad way?

[@logi.bearrr]

Moved ;-; can u sub to me i will give u a taco

[@Fir_on_pawz]

I had a math teacher who left in the middle of my fourth grade. He made learning fractions so fun. (High cap) After he left, it was never the same. We would do bingo every other friday and watch good mythical morning around holidays. If you read this, I missed you, Mr. Knapp. ❤️

[@arcadeyao673]

Nobody Other kids:*sings normally* More weird kids:*sings nicely* James:*screams aggressively*

[@tamsinsmith4293]

Literally me when I’m singing

[@arcadeyao673]

@@tamsinsmith4293 lol

[@pwizzle4872]

OIOIOIOIIOIOIOIIIIIIIIKOOOOOOOOO

[@arcadeyao673]

@@pwizzle4872 :/

[@tamsinsmith4293]

@@pwizzle4872 that’s me when I sing

[@jsjp822]

I absolutely agree with the whole “teachers should teach things in interesting ways” thing because my Algebra 1 teacher told us a story for how to simplify square roots, it involved the numbers being in jail, some of them busted out, some didn’t, and for every number that busted out, another of that same number died. Obviously it was a bit more complicated than that, but that was the basic essence, and I never forgot how to simplify square roots. (Cube roots were the same but with 2 numbers dying for every one of the same number that busted out.)

[@christiancigarroa2549]

Jesus Christ loves you and all

[@_RxyRxy_]

My maths teacher made us stand up and used rugby to explain about the gradients and graphs by “rugby tackling” a student to show us the y-intercept. It was funny cos he chose the kid I hated the most. He was and ex-rugby coach and he didn’t harm the student ofc.

[@jsjp822]

@@_RxyRxy_ Nice

[@izzyclaire5980]

Our teacher said that It was a party, and when you factored the number inside the root, if there were 2 (for a square root, three for a cubic root, etc) like a “group of friends” they got to go to the dance (outside the square root) and everyone else had to stay at home (inside the square root) Idk if that made sense or not, but I tried to explain it

[@jsjp822]

@@izzyclaire5980 Ohhh, cool! That’s like the opposite of my teacher’s story 😂

[@rayompaculares]

What I learned: Almost all of James' teacher Is blonde and wears pink striped shirt

[@dannydeacon8808]

yeah thats actually true

[@dm-mq7ni]

Lol

[@s1ngl3mfss3]

No cap

[@lavenderstarzzz]

Except the old bloke

[@chanella558]

LMAFO

[@Gam3r36O]

Im just gonna say that if James was my math teacher, I wouldn’t have to study at all

[@Steelpoly3dJ316]

2:44 It's nice to hear about an art teacher looking at an art style that they don't like and saying that it's okay if you like it. It seems so common to hear about an art teacher that's elitist about striving for photorealism or that hates anime.

[@TheMimic-q9b]

fr

[@SeanAlexander897]

She also pointed out why she doesn’t like it and that someone can be successful

[@marialupu2615]

Bros acting like angel

[@jimboi6270]

“No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher” - Miyagism

[@fantasypencil6045]

@Bella Pipiska no karate kid

[@butter.oi.]

@Bella Pipiska r u a fellow jessie fan too zuri just wanted to get that black belt and she ended up breaking a bench

[@madeleinemartin962]

*c l a p i n g i n t e n s e I f i e s*

[@cytixal4706]

I love how all the French words James said we're extremely butchered so he can trigger every french person

[@averageguy22]

Even "hexakosiohexekontahexaphobique" ?

[@averageguy22]

@@aadyabaral1790 tu est sûre ?

[@kilyan2gatien958]

Mdr

[@kayleekirkpatrick9193]

i’m in french immersion and i had just sipped some of my water and the second he started counting i started choking..

[@chongus3092]

@@averageguy22 i dont think he knows

[@-edits-11]

James: “you would pay attention and study for your tests if I was your math teacher.” “rIGHt?” 😂❤

[@-edits-11]

“I WIsH I cOuLd WoRk iN MY PaJmAS.” 😂❤

[@digijade5245]

Teacher: (points to James) you! Sing! James: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (probably also screaming internally)

[@sarameiwayne2816]

*Insert Screaming Goat*

[@digijade5245]

Da Qiao & Xiao Qiao YES.

[@unicorn2519]

My quirre teacher does that to me, even i am suprised that i wasnt the flat singer

[@digijade5245]

unicorn 251 what is a flat singer?

[@ttbonestodd]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXrEd6d3gNOkeLc

[@Jacadamia]

I left class once because of the 15 minute rule but saw my professor walking up the stairs. So i sprinted to the bathroom and acted like that was where I was the whole time (since I came back to class with my backpack). To this day he thinks I have pooping problems.

[@Jacadamia]

AND HE DIDNT EVEN TAKE ATTENDANCE!

[@drawer1386]

Jacadamia Sans was on the call board

[@origamiwithrami]

Jacadamia ii,j

[@breeagpaoa2899]

Jacadamia iii

[@monkeyman8329]

Jacadamia

[@anantilaye5671]

Ah yes, my favorite artists:Rhioanna, Ed Shearing, Beeoncé, and Justin birb.

[@tej_9963]

I hate Justin birb

[@anantilaye5671]

@@tej_9963 did you hear his latest song? wormmy

[@kaushikmaharaj1478]

@@anantilaye5671 pls- 😭✋

[@Lucki_MORELIKEUNLUCKI]

@@tej_9963 same

[@monkeymoo5926]

Same my favorite is Justin birb!

[@juliekwixom]

The way James shows comedy is amazing like the joke about you wanting to work in you pajamas and having no shirt on had me in the floor

[@Lillysquish-y3f]

Same you are really cool and I love your Chanel

[@Andi-ox5nz]

Me in 2020: Someone says school "I haven't heard that name in years"

[@senitech3128]

Relatable

[@mehedihasanhafiz9418]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[@cxddle_gamer_78]

I know right

[@AshTheQueenOfRodents]

Wait you guys dont have to go to school

[@Superman32-m1j]

@@luck_0p975 watch your videos game

[@kadewylde4128]

James: " I have 2.7 Million subs on youtube." Well, you're now at 8 times that amount.

[@conallirvine3391]

Good math

[@kadewylde4128]

@@conallirvine3391 :)

[@jeal5022]

Well since you said it specifically, Im gonna say that it's technically not 8 yet

[@conallirvine3391]

@@shatakshi07 yea it would be more right if he said 6×2.7

[@kadewylde4128]

@@shatakshi07 Yeah probably should have checked with google.

[@xoxo_xoxo..]

1:15 "You shouldn't smoke in front of children Mr james" 😂😂😂

[@lousibert280]

It's actually 1:18

[@riyancamaumdar7253]

sour blue melon 1:19

[@jamesabbott8015]

Lol its 1:17 but is funny

[@menzunabain4713]

sour blue melon hhhhh it's funny

[@jasonpn]

sour blue melon I

[@s1lly_m0th]

0:20 *fast forward about 5 years* I’m making a Netflix show!

[@KittenAngel16]

I watched his Netflix show but my Mamaw got rid of netxflix

[@amruthaayyappan5927]

Me: **forgets headphones and plays video at full volume* James: what is a male prostitute? Mom: 🤨

[@bellaluckmann2892]

Amrutha Ayyappan this happened to me too she made me turn it off...little does she know I just put headphones on 😂

[@weirdsauce5964]

Lol

[@markhammond5090]

Amrutha Ayyappan same

[@iamacranker9095]

R.i.p

[@ekobutter]

Me: **forgets he says male prostitute when rewatching** James: "Male prostitute" Me: My dad: Me: My dad: Me: My dad:Oh is it something like asdfmovie? (He watches asdf movie and he knows i like it too) Me: k i n d o f-

[@jedi_cat_l4976]

Kid: do you know the oddonesout? James: "well of course I know him. He's me." Sorry i love star wars and i had to do that.

[@Bonkers-yl2jd]

The bad puns are strong with this one

[@Emo.Squidward3]

Me, who has never seen starwars: indeed

[@thegogglesfam352]

GeNeRaL kEnObI ik that joke was revenge of the sith and "well of course I know him. He's me." was a new hope just would be funny if he said that

[@WOW-ho9lv]

Matthew West Matthews my brothers name

[@dazedvoice4806]

funny

[@cristenhughes2734]

2:04 Teacher: *You...SING!* James: *AHHHHHHHHHHH* Audience: **claps** 👏🏻

[@cutiesadore5929]

*claps*

[@aislinghealy5113]

👏

[@SapphireSkits]

👏CLAP👏CLAP👏CLAP👏

[@ZayZaz]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@Aashbard01]

1:35 I can attest to that. I once read a quora post where a teacher was helping a student with something and she saw another child in class that had a gun and called in a security guard to help, which just goes to show how protective teachers can be of their children and they don't even get paid! I remember writing a persuasive speech on this in yr 11 because I was genuinely passionate about it and wanted teachers and childcare workers to get paid better and be appreciated more Praise to all teachers and childcare workers

[@bhramarbardalei1790]

James: Do you have an explanation on why they are drawn so similar? James's brain: Yeah, I was lazy.

[@alinek2289]

It's not James's. Every word that ends with s doesn't have s's. It has James' without the S at the end.

[@bhramarbardalei1790]

Alinek...oh, okay! I didn’t know that. Thank you!😊

[@brokenconstellation]

So relatable

[@SummerjulyYTuber]

Bhramar Bar Dalei i

[@sarameiwayne2816]

Ot you could’ve just said “His Brain”

[@Oldaccount-hb4vw]

“Being a teacher would give me free time to draw cartoons,” - um james... have you ever met a teacher

[@BROWTFIDKWGATISTHIS]

I’m soo jealous I would LOVE to have him as my math teacher! He’s so funny and sarcastic

[@oliverwerner1903]

Too

[@Dancing_One-One]

I used to have a math teacher that gave us lollipops if we won the kahoot... I won 3 out of 5 times B )

[@charlieyoung6436]

STFUN

[@isauragbella]

K A W A I I • C L O U D Z yeah

[@cursedeclipse1823]

100th like :D

[@goldenorbstudios]

If you taught math with cartoons I would be a math major lol

[@Weevilyre]

"If my channel died" KZbin: SO YOUR WONDERING IF YOUR CHANNEL IS GONNA DIE EH!?!??! Odd: Yeah KZbin: HERES FUCKING #1 ON TRENDING YOUR CHANNEL AINT EVER GONNA DIE!!!

[@nicholasl7539]

lol

[@garyandvalerievenegas6726]

Shutdown The Gamer Lol

[@PumpkinTheHamster]

The youtube gods made him #1 after he said that 😁😂😂

[@Weevilyre]

well now he's #2 so the joke makes less sense

[@PumpkinTheHamster]

Shutdown The Gamer. Yea Rip

[@solorzanoarl8562]

Plot twist: what if the old man always told his new class that he has never missed a year and then the next day doesn’t come to school on purpose-

[@KatesArchiveLol]

I-

[@CaptJCB_]

hmm...

[@edwinagam6336]

Hey

[@solorzanoarl8562]

@@edwinagam6336 Hai?

[@brokkrep]

This happened to me in the first year of busisness school. The teacher said he will punish every one who is late. He was late everyday.

[@e.r.g6681]

Won’t make any money drawing cartoons.... Has over 12million subs on KZbin Has over 30million views on nearly every video on KZbin.. Me: You sure about that money thing?

[@joeywendel6129]

So true

[@kawaiipueen632]

Hahaha so true

[@saturninoyosores6257]

Its about the watchtime that gives you money

[@e.r.g6681]

saturnino yosores ik that’s what I meant

[@lavaatom8290]

ah yes 69 likes...

[@Froggy1412]

1:18 “you shouldn’t smoke in front of children Mr. James…”

[@melaniedealambang5580]

Lmao

[@oconnell.shannon]

3:45 I actually learned to count to 9 in French by listening to take a break from hamilton. Literally the first part of the song is Eliza and her son just counting to nine in French

[@khalilmartinez6063]

Yeah it good moosical

[@SwagPizza]

Same, I was about to comment that!

[@Daisy-KatYT]

Saaame!

[@rileybange3291]

Legit same

[@fourwillgetyouintrapyouint2375]

The first time made me laugh lol

[@bennettfleming4209]

I had a math teacher in grade 7 and 8 and he was so freakin awesome and silly, making everyone in my classes ready to learn. he was also the coach for my towns football team, so thats another pro.

[@Jim87_36]

It's about retaining the information and make it engaging. Then having the ability to apply it.

[@YashPatel-oy1bn]

was he in new jersey

[@devanshi864]

Justin birb Beeonce Ed Shearing Rhinoanna Oh james I can't even

[@jimmybutler7280]

niella 12 ikr

[@tanniehammiegaming1775]

Rihanna is my all time favourite 😍 I’ve been singing and dancing to her since I was 2

[@devanshi864]

@@tanniehammiegaming1775 you mean Rhinoanna👀

[@tanniehammiegaming1775]

niella 12 🤣

[@wonderrxo2904]

Beyhive where you at 🐝🐝

[@YourZforce]

Ooo, dooo, 😂 oh my god. At least you tried.

[@gdnostalgik4009]

Jeporady Categories: Fan fiction Lore M&M colors Sexy Lizards Guess that butt Random James trivia Puns Not how I remember it... Look at 0:06 and turn speed to x0.5 or slower

[@mariacabrera5777]

Dummy

[@Gamer_Dynamite69]

Maria Cabrera Stop being mean

[@solidstring2622]

Maria Cabrera 👍

[@parityhater7155]

I don’t get it pls tell me

[@thekrazyguy7211]

James when I’m watching: “I wanted to be a math teacher” James when my mom walks in: “I could be a male prostitute”

[@rotemdar4404]

litteraly anytime im watching foodwars:

[@thekrazyguy7211]

This also happens when I’m watching Avatar for some reason

[@pl6046]

Same!

[@cebelapurchurchhindiservic1127]

Your mom does it on purpose

[@theamazinglifeofme7439]

EXACTLYYYYYYY

[@sw6nky]

“I have 2.7 million subs on KZbin” Me: oh boy....

[@tayloraltmiller9529]

13.3 mill now

[@antoniagastelum7630]

No I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care nobody cares OK do you KZbin and I don’t care

[@stop3781]

@@antoniagastelum7630 wtf

[@tayloraltmiller9529]

@@antoniagastelum7630 You okay there bud?

[@mrgecko342]

Omg

[@Superme_speakerman]

I once had this substitute that was an old man who sounded like Holmer Simson, and we were working on Valentine’s Day cards. One of the kids in my class was misbehaving and the teacher said THIS to him. “I’m sure someone loves you, but I don’t know who” and I wanted to comfort him tbh

[@lignox7570]

As a french, the french class part was hilarious ( and full of mistakes, that's why it was so funny )

[@simpleminded1975]

Me too

[@micaelabb6839]

the whole first part of what the teacher said was a rickroll

[@micaelabb6839]

and also I am not French but I can speak French

[@Alan-xg4yr]

I fucking hate french ( and french people )

[@zeinette_]

ahh the rickroll ı couldnt figure it out without a green owl

[@davehollymax]

When he said that he had 2.7 million subs Now 14 million Edit:can you please stop saying any other number , I know

[@alice-cn2ll]

Dave Reynolds yUp!

[@cassaasmr]

ikr

[@BDSFormula1]

Tru

[@bega99gt34]

15

[@Vo1tar]

Ikr

[@drealbean4468]

My teacher lived at the school. EDIT: To all the people who asked me if my mom was hot, I don't particularly find her hot, but since my parents had six kids including me, I would say my dad found her hot. (No, I did not frick my mom, Crimson. That's disgusting.) Also, I'm female, y'all. We were homeschooled.

[@danharnwell1034]

Bumble Beanie you had random person sleep at your house

[@coltflash7278]

@@danharnwell1034 r/whoosh

[@dolphindreamer8739]

Ay me too!

[@avery-0921]

My mom is a teacher xD for real

[@arianiss]

@@coltflash7278 r/itswhooooshwith4os

[@RandomstuffAmania]

James: i love math EVERY STUDENT ON THE FACE OF THE WORLD: you did not have a bad schoolhood

[@hshshshsbnsnsjs2848]

Beeoncé Justin Birb Rhinoanna Edd Shearing Did anyone else notice that?

[@c-lao]

Yes

[@rattly2909]

Yes

[@saffiyasheikh8158]

Yes

[@Me-fn1ym]

Before you HAHA

[@cheesy-lps7004]

Dan¡ Dan¡ I did

[@skylern1809]

James, please be my math teacher.

[@justicejones9985]

Skylern don't you mean "James, please BEE my math teacher"?

[@nullnull3438]

Ya like jazz?

[@jude_10]

When James’s art Teacher said o I hate it then the comic said “woah”

[@laylahbaez-dl7pk]

2:23 I took choir in 5th grade because my whole life i wanted to be a singer and one day is choir we had auditions for a concert and if you got picked you would have to turn in you permission slip and in the top 50 people and when auditions came i sang my heart out aaaaand i was the ONLY KID IN MY CHOIR CLASS WHO DID NOT GET PICKED! And after that i pretty much gave up on my dream oh becoming a singer

[@gzeno7316]

"You shouldn't smoke in front of children Mr.James." Random kid

[@rodney7328]

The odd1sout?

[@EndlessRush]

ok

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

theodd1sout? love you tooooooo

[@jeffw.6983]

G Zeno 666th like o.o

[@gabrielmackenzie2200]

Random kid: then the text

[@ac4323]

The poster on the class wall: Math is hard. So is life. Get over it.

[@sofiapharand6515]

I am French. When I read the French thought bubbles I laughed my head on ff because... “Les ananas françaises ne doivent pas être sur une pizza” Means...... French Pineapples shouldn’t be on pizza.

[@ZachariahMBaird]

Pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza.

[@zzo369]

What's the pizza thingy 😂

[@standardchanneliconj4516]

Well i like pineapples on pizza and i AM TRIGGERED You know why? I am Asian

[@zzo369]

Oh , OK , I didn't know

[@sofiapharand6515]

Hahahahahhah

[@landoloetschers5863]

If James was a math teacher he’d probably let us draw on our paper

[@zackcraft2454]

Lol true

[@mynameisNebual]

He would draw on OUR paper.

[@TheMimic-q9b]

@@mynameisNebual LOL

[@Masondoesstuff618]

He would probably give us extra credit if he liked our drawing and have drawing competitions and host art club

[@christiancigarroa2549]

Jesus Christ loves you and all

[@qrowbranwen1864]

Your APUSH teacher sounds a bit like my favorite history teacher

[@stjakeio2522]

Plot twist: all the words james can say in French, he learned on his first day of French.

[@logietheperogie2071]

U know fr u probably right

[@ryrykovi4227]

Jesus. Loves U

[@zoroark19]

C'est pas vrai

[@tamannachawla2631]

That actually makes sense

[@icebear6194]

How is it a plot twist

[@joshuacole3846]

3:43 Oh, it's the Bee Movie script in French.

[@AnthonyRanieri]

Lol

[@sixteenrats]

Thanks Google translate even if it's misspelled

[@gracec146]

TheJKMC omg lol how.

[@sixteenrats]

Grace Clair he used Google translate

[@lolosbizarreadventure]

TheJKMC 😂

[@sophiemcgarry6755]

I swear all the animators have been through so much... James: Depression Jaiden: Eating Disorder Adam: Bullying Shgurr: Depression and suic!de thoughts Edit: wth 113 likes?! This is the most ive ever gotten tysm :)

[@mastershooter64]

james had depression?

[@elipetrou9308]

Don’t we all

[@sophiemcgarry6755]

@@mastershooter64 yah

[@sophiemcgarry6755]

@@elipetrou9308 wdym

[@Princessitaandreita]

What about ilymation?

[@Owen-khan-chiu]

If a teacher doesn’t show up for 15 minutes 1 person goes to the principals office and tells him

[@imadoinwat8994]

I can’t wait for James to become a math teacher now that COPPA is ruining KZbin

[@JackThePerson27]

Rip James, maybe... D:

[@mickstaaa]

D:

[@daniel0154]

No one got the 10 joke.

[@JadeSpecter]

Can you still get fined after deleting every KZbin video you had even if they weren't even close for being advertised

[@PowerGaming_28]

😐😑😐

[@sc3ty150]

I honestly would do the homework in class when he said that

[@kenielrivera3311]

Same

[@Fishsticks-sv7kq]

That is what I doing

[@agehfkhan3934]

I would want to do class if you were my teacher James

[@pancakesstudios6351]

James: *counts to 10 in french Hamilfans: *ugly cries*

[@maslinamdisa7484]

Not ruining the 49 like

[@-mafuyufachera-2481]

Mom im so sorry for forgetting what you taught me ;-;

[@lordofsnapple1872]

People who actually payed attention in french classes: *more ugly crying*

[@sunny_floweruwu5276]

I’m ugly crying rn lol