My Wife At Bedtime

Honey, have you always breathed like that? Also, if the aliens invade have them take me first. #comedy #marriedlife #bedtime
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[@mandeliongardens]

“Can you, like, float through a window?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Just make sure I cannot detect you...

[@kynn23]

This was my favorite line, too!

[@chickie8252]

Loved that!

[@growinguporeo8529]

Omg I came on here to comment on that but you beat me to the punch 😂.

[@scottadler]

I gave up trying to get into the bed after my wife, so I wrap myself with a blanket and lay down ON it.

[@zaynamoore]

Hubby and I (married 28 years) each have our own bedroom. He does snore and I both flip and sweat. We both sleep better this way.

[@mandeliongardens]

Ditto. If our bedroom was big enough for a king bed I would go back, but, 🤷🏼‍♀️.

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

That's sort of genius.

[@49lucky]

We worked 2 different shifts so it was smarter.

[@barbdoherty3213]

Me too!!!

[@ashinidesai3595]

Yes!! I sleep in the guest room - feels like a hotel :-) Can do your night routine quietly and manage the temp control better.

[@RamblinRick_]

Hearing Kim giggle and laugh in the background makes this video so much better. I'm guessing you can't do a Penn nighttime ritual. If he's like most guys, it's put on pajamas (Or pajama pants and t-shirt), brush teeth, crash.

[@lauramcclain8651]

I find it very distracting and annoying

[@seameology]

Thirty second video!

[@SouthCountyGal]

Yup! Husband bedtime routine: 1. Announce that you're going to bed. Save time by disrobing while making your announcement. Leave trail to bedroom door so wife can find her way later. You know, after she walks the dog, checks the door locks, turns off all the lights, etc. 2. Climb into bed. Close eyes. Commence snoring.

[@mc5366]

crushed antler horns 🤣🤣🤣 totally lost it when Penn said, "can you breathe less" 🤣🤣🤣

[@JUMALATION1]

Penn is so good at portraying Kim, this made me laugh a lot! 😆😆😆

[@gmunden1]

When he did the "Flash Dance" bra removal, I screamed 😅😲

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

I love how you guys can tease each other and love each so much.

[@trinaq]

"We're gonna go. To sleep. EARLY!" I love the way Penn sing songs that line, complete with elaborate jazz hands! 👐😂

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

He loves a good jazz hand

[@lauraburgess1534]

You are NOT the only one, Kim. Even if my husband isn't making any sound, sometimes the energy coming off of him keeps me awake. As soon as he's in the shower, I can fall asleep. I love him to pieces but I often have to sleep in another room.

[@barbaramorris923]

Thanks for the laugh! I so relate to the breathing thing. Once you notice it, it’s impossible to ignore. The rhythmic “puuuuuuuuh” every 5 seconds or so is particularly lovely. 😂

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Very rhythmic lol

[@sarar1659]

the mouth breathing🤯puhleez tape your mouth hole!🤣

[@involuntarysparkle]

Hahaha are you married to my husband?! He does the same exact thing 😅

[@jdunwoody5653]

Oh my goodness! Thank you so much for the laugh this morning. When my husband and I first got together, he would stare at me in amazement at my "bedtime ritual" with the face cleanser, moisturizing cream, blah blah ..., and then when we finally got to bed the 3 or 4 pillow that had to be arranged in a very specific way for me to sleep. Bless them that put up with our craziness. They are wonderful men and we love them to pieces!!

[@HydrogenTwoO]

As a female with no nighttime skin routine and a morning routine that involves only 3 simple steps (soap, uhh some kinda cleanser and lotion), Penn explaining the skincare seems very accurate. 😂

[@kynn23]

Glad I'm not the only one!

[@maryjr3857]

Me neither

[@faraiheart9561]

Finally a kindred spirits

[@zadieellie]

Sameee

[@theoriginalmilji]

“Can I say something? This feel nice.” LOL!!!😂

[@juliechildress8905]

Even though I'm single, this video is so relatable. Total silence and complete darkness. Wish I had some blackout curtains 😂😂

[@trishdowd7511]

Oh you have to get those blackout curtains 😂 also eyemask for that sliver of light that escapes past them 🤣

[@justj69]

Same! I don't care what "experts" say, that is indeed the key to a long marriage. With age, women get hot flashes & men snore louder

[@carynmcentee6725]

"This is the 2 balls machine". OH MY GOD too funny!

[@bighuge1060]

The laughter behind the camera of you "My Wife/My Husband" videos absolutely make them. Thank you.

[@BarberPhotography]

I am totally like Kim with bedtime. I have a pillow to lay on and 2 pillows to the side of my face to keep my head straight and also block out noise. I love room darkening curtains and also use an eye mask, ear plugs and we have white noise going in our room too. My husband calls it my sensory deprivation chamber. I am a pretty light sleeper and some of us just have to work hard to sleep.

[@chloeedmund4350]

Same!!! I start putting my cell on dark mode like 2 hours before bedtime and wake up at a sneeze from two apartments away!

[@nat12137]

I was very similar! Magnesium helped me a lot. I can now sleep with a little bit of light and some noise where as last year I was like angry momma bear if anyone made a sound or if there was a sliver of light that came into the room.

[@anitaanderson2326]

Totally agree. No light, no sound and no movement. Sensory deprivation sounds heavenly to me in order to sleep.

[@bossyboots5000]

I also refer to my sleep hygiene routine as sensory deprivation. 😄 It's the only way I can calm my nervous system enough to sleep.

[@allisonkuznia]

Whatever Kim is doing with her face, it is working because she looks great and super young.

[@LS-sg8rb]

Snails and antler horns

[@micaj4437]

Taking off the bra had me on the floor laughing!!!!! How are y’all so hilarious and accurate 😂

[@loriolsen5785]

LOL! This was hilarious! Weird things about my husband and me. He needs noise to sleep well; I need quiet. Since he works nights, I get 4 nights a week with quiet,and I suffer through 3 nights of his noise, and his trips to the bathroom, getting snacks in the kitchen (which I can hear!), and his frequent need to wake me up to ask me a question because of something that came to his mind while prowling around the house. When you are a night worker, it's fairly impossible to straighten out your sleep schedule for the nights of the week when you are off. We've lived this way for 8 years now, and it takes its toll! Another thing: we have a king sized bed, but that's still too close! I need cool to sleep, but he's too hot! 😂 Ahhh, the joys of marriage! 😊

[@tanyawatkins7206]

I love when Penn plays Kim. Or when the neighbor comes around. THE BEST! I also love hearing Kim laughing in the background.

[@alyssarosengard6674]

Married 28 years and this was so accurate! I’m hysterically laughing.

[@pbandbonwonder9523]

You are not the only one Kim. I'm very glad that the two of you found each other. Your humor always brightens my day. = )

[@robbymounce5764]

Just hearing Kim laughing in the background throughout this entire video is SO WHOLESOME! ❤

[@WaiferThyme]

Kims belly laughs 😂😂😂 my sister and her hubby have been together 20 years. Key to their long marriage? Seperate bedrooms. True fact! 😂 they have 3 kids so obviously they find ways to ..get busy lol. But yup when it comes time to sleep, sis needs total silence and her hubby snores so they each have their own room

[@TNGSDMom]

Omg, the BREATHING! The husband breaths, the cat whistle-breaths, the female GSD click-breaths, and the male GSD moves from the carpet to the tile floor every 30 minutes, nails clicking on the tile every step! I have to wear ear plugs or there is no sleeping for me!

[@emiliehart-poliquin5411]

The levels of pure love and over-exaggeration that Penn does and goes through playing Kim is too much and I'm hella here for it!!! Clearly, they love one another not just as husband and wife, but also as best friends who also still love ripping on one another like chums from forever ago. If this isn't what a fun and honest marriage looks like. They both appreciate each other. Flaws and all. _ big love from Canada

[@aprilchronister9980]

So relatable😊! 15 yrs into our marraige I'd accidently left a little fan on when we went to bed-and I actually slept most the night😂(hubby's nose breathing was loud due to a broken nose issue from his young 20's days, kickboxing competition) ... white noise was a blessing! .... at 32 yrs married we lost him to brain cancer💔 ... some snoring sounds seem like so little of an issue to me, now that he's gone.❤ Y'all did a great job of your vid 🌞!

[@carriechinn8104]

❤

[@OceanDreamer59]

I'm so sorry for your loss❤

[@wendya1250]

That was hilarious and so spot on! The pillows, including the barrier pillow and the need for dark and silence is so true for me too. My husband on the other hand can fall asleep with the light on while I read.

[@battlegirldeb]

He should have practiced walking around with the bra on for a full day to truly understand what it means to finally take one off and to end of the day. Loved hearing Kim's laughter in the background of the video.

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Oh Penn has done that before... he respects the need for the bra removal.

[@susanharris3092]

Have him try an underwire bra with 5 pound weights in each side. Then he would know what we large-bosomed gals go through every day.

[@Anna-es9bs]

I usually don't get it why taking off your bra is relaxing, the way a lot of youtubers betray it, having the girls flopping around is way more uncomfortable than my bra. But that's me

[@aslaughogna]

I don't understand why the bra only comes off at 8 pm. Mine comes off the second I walk through the door!

[@asugarholicslife]

I must be one of the only women in the world that prefer a bra until right before I lay down

[@annehedonia156]

When I was little, my mother used to call me the princess and the pea because I couldn't sleep unless everything was perfect, no lights, no sound, etc. After kids, I was just glad to get the covers over me before I fell asleep! 😂

[@TanyaVeverka]

I call myself a bed princess because I suffer from insomnia and sleep very lightly. So I'm super picky about everything from mattress firmness and sheet materials to temperature, sounds, and lighting.

[@sandrasembach5265]

OMG this is totally us! The bed time routine was was spot on. I love that you guys confirmed that Iam not crazy or alone on this. Thanks!!

[@ellafarricielli1591]

Yes, I am with Kim on everything from skincare routine to absolutely no lights or noise! 😃

[@SylverMage]

This has been said before, but the best part of these videos is always Kim's laughter in the background. Also Penn doing the under-the-shirt-bra-removal! XD I actually tend to sleep to instrumental music, because otherwise my brain won't shut down. Absolute silence sends my thoughts into a tailspin.

[@virginiamoreland9059]

I am with Kim on the silence and total darkness. I have a noise machine that MUST be on, and I have to go to sleep before my husband who also breathes too loud. Once I'm asleep, I'm dead to the world, but if I wake up in the middle of the night and there's anything....ticking clock, heavy breathing hubbie, dripping faucet....I cannot get back to sleep at all. The struggle is real!!

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Forgot about the noise machine!

[@heidikamrath1951]

@@holdernessfamilylaughsBetter than a noise machine: tell Google “goodnight,” Google then asks what time to set the alarm, do that, wait a few seconds and the glorious sound of crickets fills the air! Love falling asleep to the sound of crickets!

[@chickie8252]

@@heidikamrath1951 i have to try this. I just found out Google has a timer. I've been using my phones timer. Who knew?

[@lifes_a_journey...]

The white noise is a must, so helpful to me not murdering my husband. I have also added pillows as I have gotten older. Originally hubs had 1 and I had 2. 22 years later; hubs has 1 and i have 5 big and one little. Lastly, as well as the noise machine, what about fans and having the room cold. This peri menopause is no joke!!!!

[@chickie8252]

@@lifes_a_journey... I'm with you. I haven't had a full 8 hours since the beginning of perimenopause. I've run the air conditioner in the winter time! None of our mothers told us this would be like this!

[@hollishan]

Kim, I'm with you on the total silence at night (sometimes I put in ear plugs) and the skin care routine! ❤ You can't have just *one* cream. They do different things. Thank you for the giggle! 😁

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

They totally do different things.

[@ceciliaoh8769]

​@@holdernessfamilylaughsoh yeah~ of course🎉

[@colleennewman3292]

I now have a new favorite Holderness Family video! Thanks for all of the hard work you do to entertain us!

[@tanyaharding8977]

Kim, I’m exactly like you. Totally silence, to the point that I sleep with earplugs. No lights, wall of pillows and each pillow has a different function. My husband keeps a metal water bottle beside his bed with ice and it drives me nuts. It’s like a cow bell every time he takes a sip.

[@heloisem]

Kim, I can soooooo relate to this. Zero sound, zero motion and "please give me seven extra pillows thanks" 😂 Love from France ! ❤

[@KShip148]

I can 100% relate. Room-darkening shades: Check. White noise generator: Check. Earplugs: Check. Satin pillowcase: Check. Nighttime calming skin routine/aromatherapy: Check. Tylenol PM: Check. Melatonin: Check. In my 20s all I needed for a good night's sleep was a turkey sandwich.

[@authoremilyjosephine]

Love Kim's giggling in the background. 😁

[@Anniehastar]

I have the opposite problem with my husband. He lies completely still, on his back, and his breath is silent. Some nights I have to wake him to make sure he’s still alive! He loves that…

[@mikaylamonnie]

My favorite part is Kim laughing in the background 😂

[@smileycindy]

You guys always make me laugh, but this video is one of my favorites! The bra removal was really funny and so relatable. I can also relate to sleeping much better when there's no noise and no light. I remember one particular hotel room that had light coming from everything in it, it seemed, and me going around the room with towels and washcloths to try and cover it all. By the way, I love that Kim giggles at her Penn's impressions of her and will admit in her commentary at the end that the imitation is not that far off from the truth. I appreciate the self-deprecation and good sense of humour😄😄😄

[@wartgin]

Ditto on light leaks in hotel rooms. Washcloth over clock/radio, hand towel over microwave, and bigger towel blocking the door jamb. The only saving grace is they usually have excellent light blocking curtains.

[@jennyb360]

Girl I had the same sleep issues for years. Winged Sleepy Gummies and a white noise machine saved me! Also, your skin looks amazing. You should do a video on your skin routine (with affiliate links of course!). Thanks for all the great content. So glad I found your channel.

[@melodycorwin7993]

Spot on with the sleep regimen! The pillow blockade is a must along with no lights. I feel like a terrible wife- No breathing or movement until I am asleep! My poor hubby 😂 gasping like a fish for 30 years.

[@borntoteachw4028]

Laughing OUT LOUD ! Actually !

[@MotleyShrew-iz9ms]

I completely identify with this! And y'all are still so very hilarious! Ty guys for making my day brighter!

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

I am glad we made you smile!

[@marypalumbo1008]

You guys are so much fun! Penn is totally hysterical, he doesn’t even have think, it just comes out. And Kim, I love the way you play off of that.

[@lilymulligan8180]

"Maybe it's very subtle" 😂 I chortled

[@melissaquinn1463]

I hear you about the husband’s sleep fidgets. Mine wiggles a foot SHAKING THE WHOLE BED LIKE THOSE COIN-OP, MOTEL VIBRATING BEDS. When he isn’t snoring, tossing, or stealing the covers, he rolls my direction and puffs on me. I swear it’s a miracle that men reach a ripe old age if they have wives enduring menopause.

[@sandrainontario6710]

Puffs on you😂 my boyfriend does that too!

[@DigitalPegasus]

Thank you for having Kim in the background laughing! When I first started watching, I thought, "What the heck? His wife is going to be soo angry at him for mocking her!" Then I heard her laughing and breathed a sigh of relief, realizing she was ok with the joke and was actually laughing at him! I was worried for a second there! 😄 Now Kim needs to do a video like this about Penn!

[@Steve-ue5zs]

My favorite part of any Holderness video is when Penn enters into the room, with purpose, wearing the lighted mask. It's rather alarming yet hilarious.😂

[@jocelyndaley523]

This video just made my entire day! Thank you for the laugh that brought tears😂😂😂 i can 💯 % relate!!! From taking my bra off, binge watching Suits (I'm addicted!) Wash up routine and the end had me in absolute stitches!!!!! I'm right there with you 😂❤ meanwhile a tornado could rage through my bedroom and my husband would sleep through it 😮 Penns reenactments of you are always priceless!!!

[@joesmith8821]

Separate rooms. One of the best things we have done in our marriage.

[@juliebaird4539]

Kim-you and I could be best friends… as a 47 year old woman, I totally relate!!!

[@Tambryl]

The pillows !!! OMG, totally me. My poor hubby, lol. I need the fan or a/c going 24/7 as both temp control and background noise. Yes, I totally need the silence, however, I tend to jolt awake at the slightest sound, which then has me up for, oh, the rest of the night 🙄 so, yeah, background or white noise is a must. I can't read before bed - if it's a goid book, I'm up until I've finished the book. If it's not good, I'm annoyed and looking for another book. This was Totally awesome 😂❤

[@kingklk]

So so funny. Period. So so funny. 💙 Also, can we just sit for a moment in gratitude how the two of you can laugh WITH each other and poke fun all from a place of love!!! 🙏

[@captainjoshuagleiberman2778]

It got serious when the bra came off. That was it, you were committed. My wife starts with multiple pillows but through the night most of them wind up on the floor.

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

It's an on/off switch

[@angelariebli4843]

YES!! All of this is why my hubs and I sleep in different bedrooms. I need it QUIET. Like, QUI. ET. I don't need someone breathing, or farting, or snoring, or ALL THE THINGS when I'm getting my sleep on. NO. Dog on the bed, OBVIOUSLY. His snores and breathing and farts don't count.

[@princesskassandra4253]

I love this! I love you guys! And I especially love the plug for the book, the ruthless elimination of hurry! Everyone needs to read it!!

[@Sarah-mi2rv]

You two are so funny! I love how you endearingly poke fun at each other.

[@fionasharp595]

Yes - silence totally and darkness (which is odd because for years I had to sleep with the light on 😂) my husband “breathes” too 🙈😂 Thank for cheering up a bad day for me ❤

[@MindfulStir]

Ick. Breathing husbands! 😆😆

[@PlatypusAurelius]

Kim is my wife - the bra, the creams, the pillows, the no noise ...

[@amym6645]

I totally relate to wanting the silence and the darkness. 😂 “Can you float through a window?” 😂😂😂

[@jennifergragg1850]

Y’all are amazing!! I think couples should be given awards or medals for putting up with each other especially couples who have been together for a long long time lol! I don’t know how we do it lol! 😂😂💜💜

[@robinlundgren9792]

OMG! i couldn't stop laughing! "can you float thru a window or something?" I need silence and darkness too!

[@TruthandJustice_]

I 100% sleep like that. There cannot be a single sliver of light & the only noise can be a fan I run.

[@dawn4999]

EXACTLY!! I have to have total quiet, total darkness and night cream AND lip balm (and stillness). And my husband snores and breathes loud. 😂

[@maggiec5311]

Loved this video. It was hilarious and so relatable. This is why hubby and I have separate bedrooms 😂

[@veronicaprough7092]

😂 You two are adorable!

[@aHebrewMidwife]

Thanks for laughing off your issues instead of what most couples do…y’all are awesome!

[@MsHoneyBBQ]

i love how tho he was supposed to be kinda poking fun, that Penn is all, "this actually feels really nice" about the skincream.. i think we're all slowly converting our guys to use moisturizers and stuff of their faces. lol. like, DUH it feels good! That's partially why we do it! 😄

[@CLNSL8]

This is the most relatable content for married fold EVER. Should be mandatory watching for couple pre- living together ❤️

[@traceyjardine7002]

Oh my gosh, soooo funny, and so true!!! I can totally relate to this!😂

[@yvettewhite828]

The pillow barrier, all of it , cracked me up. Thanks for making me hilariously laughing . I can relate . Great job 😂😂

[@tiffanypontierk4tsp842]

Kims laugh in the background 🤣😂 like she's trying not to laugh and it comes out anyway. I💕 your videos

[@oliviarucker5013]

This is one of my favorites. 😂

[@HeyNonyNonymous]

OMG the pillows thing is so ME!

[@KimMartin1969]

I have never laughed so hard at one of y'all's videos! My husband is a "loud breather" too. I have special pillows, ear plugs, eye mask, two fans on me for hot flashes, and a noise maker for white noise.

[@roamingelk7271]

So cute, so funny and so accurate to couples. Why can the one loud sleeper always fall asleep first? Lol. It was so funny to hear her giggling the whole time.

[@jande14]

I need total darkness to sleep, but I can't do complete silence because I get in my head at night, so I need some kind of white noise.

[@EOrtiz-mr3tv]

The pillow fort!! And the light sensitivity 😂just get your own room to sleep in. 😊

[@dot2dal]

I relate to you Kim… so much! Love this video! Love all your videos!

[@kristiLB93]

The pillows!😂 "I can still dedect a sliver of light." Sooooo funny. 🤣

[@rachelschappacher1100]

LOVE THESE VIDEOS!! I need to order shirts and your book.... Thank you for making my husband and I laugh out loud!😂

[@debbiemorrow9721]

Too funny because my husband/ I are the same during bedtime. He did buy me a music cozy head/eyeband for night time. It drowns out his noises when I listen to radio mystery theater repeats. I can fall asleep, eyes covered or not with it. I hope you finally get a good night's sleep!

[@raylenetatum8185]

First time seeing one of your videos. You had me in stitches!!!! Lol. Thank you, having a rough day and I really am glad I saw this. :)

[@cathyphillips9841]

This is so me. I am the same sleeper 😂

[@michellebird2212]

I just love when Pen "does" her😂

[@michellegay4554]

OMG 😂this could have totally been a video about me! Every detail…SAME 😂. I literally have 7 pillows strategically placed to include a leg pillow and must have absolute darkness… no slivers of light whatsoever and yes even my husband’s breathing can keep me awake. Great video… lots of laughs!

[@carlyspencer5427]

Love this so much 😂 Penn is great at mocking you in the most loving way possible 🥰 I am exactly the same with needing a pillow fort, but instead of silence, I GOTTA have white noise/fan running all night - and all day! Can literally not sleep with silence 😵‍💫 I LOVE MY FAN! 😍🌪️

[@annehedonia156]

Crushed antler horns!! 🤣 That's where I lost it!

[@bufordt.justice1539]

I just LOVE you guys!! Not only are you funny and creative but you’re such a fantastic inspiration to what parents and American families should be!! It really made my day when you won the Amazing Race too (another one of my favorite shows). Keep being the wonderful role models that you are!!

[@adisnear9546]

Literally the same thing with the lights😂 aaaand breathing of course😂

[@ElizabethEwins-mj9zu]

Boy do I relate to this! I have had trouble sleeping since I was born! I need the silence and the no light and the blackout curtains and weighted blanket!

[@lindseybertke7999]

The breathing/snoring thing is me with my husband!! I hate him at bedtime and always say to him “were you always like this??” 😂

[@xena_rulzdahouse1346]

Two words, girl. EAR PLUGS. I can't sleep without them. My hubby snores SO loud! Lol. And I have lots of pillows too. So it's not just you. Love the barrier pillows! I'll have to try that. 😊 Oh...and thank you guys for the videos on ADHD. My 19 year old son was recently diagnosed and any info we can get helps us understand why he thinks and responds the way he does. Sometimes it gets really tough. He's about to start his sophomore year in college and some days he gets very overwhelmed. And anxious. Anyway, thanks again. You guys ROCK!! 😁😁🤘🤘

[@earthlingYT]

Love your relationship in this one. So sweet!

[@katiemiller2062]

😴💤SLEEEEEP HEADPHONES! They are a lifesaver. Literally. I have trouble sleeping and my husband snores ALOT. They are comfy and I can drown out the sounds with sleep stories or whatever nature sounds I want. Also you guys are hilarious!!! Thanks for bringing us all the smiles and laughs. ❤

[@blendedchaitea645]

The bit about pillow maneuvering is DEAD ON. I have the base pillow, the back pillow, and the cuddle pillow. I also prefer to have either a pillow or fluffed up comforter between my knees. No light, no rhythmic noise, no NADA. You know the princess and the pea? It's me, I'm the princess.

[@Paytonbrody]

This is HILARIOUS!!! Literally me!!!! 100% nailed it 😂