eBay Game Boy - Segments - 10

In this episode we discuss Jake's poetry, Jake's math skills, and Amir's singing ability.
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[@Freedomlesburst]

No poem will ever top Ha Eun

[@lukegaines2452]

Then Harrison, Then Harry

[@ClubNicholas]

Hey thanks for uploading these at 8am on monday. Legit the best way to start a week of work.

[@redgreen2453]

“Disn-eBay” for the title of the eBay game with Disney songs segment. It works better spoken than written

[@Mayrink.]

00:00 - Intro 02:14 - Poetry or Noetry™ 15:36 - Jake's ISEE math test 27:37 - Give the boys some MONEY 29:32 - And did I mention... C-C-C-CAAAASSHHH?! 30:29 - JACKAaaAAAsSHH 31:56 - eBay Game Boy™ 40:56 - Amir's PERFECT, FLAWLESS singing 46:08 - Outro

[@Mommy_Moss]

Thank you for this! Pretty crazy this show is called segments but they don’t have the segments time stamped

[@gftgrtrtyrty]

I’ve been replaced lol

[@Lauren_Ipsum]

You’re a coy diva for this

[@ackwell11]

wow u truly didnt have to timestamp each individual ad segment. i deserve so much more than this

[@wrjackson17]

We deserve so much more than this.. We deserve SEGMANIA!

[@devgonewild839]

Watching Jake and Amir dance around during the theme song looked felt like a boxing coach hyping up the 7th string boxer about to go up against the 3 time heavyweight champion. Listening to the rest of the pod felt much the same

[@simonhughes2902]

jake, your an amazing writer, better than i could ever be, your improv on naddpod is second to none, but im placing my bets and theres no fucking chance you wrote that second poem

[@TaterTots620]

I pulled over and PARKED to listen to amir sing

[@leviwardrobe3328]

Missed opportunity in Jake's poem for "The Baker rises before the bread" or some such. That's artsy as fuck,.

[@samster317]

Idea for a new segment: "Modern ART or Modern FART" Jake has to guess which of 3 modern art pieces was created by Amir

[@carltonascarf7694]

for poetry or no-etry, a good way to fake a poem would be to write it from the perspective of a character you've played - this then makes it personal to you (no chance of plagiarism) but also distant enough to make it more difficult to spot

[@Helpusobi1138]

And then Amir just ends up writing a scroll lol

[@EvilApple567]

26:40 What a bit lmao Also I see Amir skipped dinner, he lied about the bagel, lied about the lox, all he had was a seed

[@JeromeBeckett]

The eBay game is a great segment

[@robertrichards6964]

Did Jake just say he doesn’t know who Mary Shelley is?

[@Rocketmanrun]

The poetry segment is by far the best

[@HaleyJoLifts]

Amir singing Aladdin is now my morning alarm

[@karenvalencia4821]

Amir is looking especially handsome today ❤ that lighting !!!

[@JasonGrill-or2oz]

For the eBay game it should be that someone picks two words and then the next person can only change one of those words and it keeps going like that for however many turns.

[@2001goldeagle]

The test segment felt like something Geoff would do

[@f.your.content]

26:42 40 seconds of classic full-on talking at the same time

[@MarcDesco18]

Played Whos 58? at a dinner party on the weekend. everyone loved it

[@connorpreston306]

13:07 should have been "the baker rises before the bread"

[@Boxy-]

Make the effort to record in person, first couple episodes were wonderful. This just feels like taking a college class with option to attend physically or virtually, and after the first week you only show up online half assing the rest.

[@SSSammyRCT]

I think Jake is in NY and Amir is LA

[@tylergob9399]

Y'all are the best part of Monday mornings!

[@DenderFriend]

I am so psyched for this!

[@GregTurismo]

Mary Shelly wrote Frankenstein, Jake.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

math test... yeah... I was so happy for the helix ad.

[@devonscotttaylor]

that stupid ikea poster always gets me before the jokes even start.

[@TaterTots620]

Segment idea: amir does a calculus problem

[@dylanjc]

Time for Jake and Amir to publish a book with 100 poems, 50 written by Jake, 50 written by Amir, and they don't tell us who wrote which.

[@wyattharrah2251]

I love the poetry segment, I can’t wait until one of them is fooled

[@samwoletz]

Amir appears to have a seed stuck in his teeth. Perhaps he had a plain bagel with everything on it, the whole shabazz

[@donotworried]

Monday evenings are perfect again.

[@h.rpickens1699]

Ha Eun 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@SwordSaint892]

that variant of Poetry or Noetry could also be called "Poetry, Me, and ChatGPT" since you guys are always bonered up for that rhyming schtuff

[@imfeeeding]

thin uncle fuckin killed me

[@imfeeeding]

a thuncle for sure. thin or thick or otherwise. thick as thieves and thin as UNCLE

[@ackbaa9093]

Kudos to Amir, really giving Tom Delonge a run for his money on being the voice of his generation. Brava!

[@Mrfishybobboo]

Here’s a segment idea: family feud. I think you did it on testing testing once. And to punch it up, the “100” people you poll could be the Headgum staff, if you just made a survey and sent it to them. And they could even be Headgum related questions in some way. “I asked the Headgum staff: which employee would you least want to be stuck in an elevator with”. What have you

[@Mrfishybobboo]

Survey says Geoff

[@MegaClaymore123]

I won the Ebay game first try with "edward scissorhands lego minifigure" lol

[@Strauss-]

The way I knew which poem was real was that one had an alusion to Rainer Maria Rilke lol

[@OfficialC2cat]

writing a Disney movie in a 15 minute segment might be pretty neat actually..

[@coffin7904]

Yay!!!

[@sammydidds]

You guys should come up with forfeits for the losers. Kind of like impractical jokers, but the forfeit needs to relate to a segment that the winner can choose.

[@HopDances]

Jake really phoned in that poem. At this rate Amir will definitely trick Jake first I think

[@TheFlyingJester]

Is it bad that I unironically liked the musical number? Can we just get a segment of someone suggesting a showtune or disney song that the other has to sing?

[@GregTurismo]

Oh!

[@slaygi]

Jake did not mention once that the only reason this song lives in his brain is cause it was one of Emily's sexual awakenings. 😔📸

[@danhudson3831]

Amir has something in his teeth 🪥

[@MissyFaye]

The words sanctuary and solace are VERY AI.. i have no idea why but it keeps using those words over and over.. the moment I heard the title and I was like 1000% AI and then I heard the word solace 😂 yaaaaap. No idea why this is a giveaway but it is.

[@samwell54]

get a professional poet on the pod and read your greatest hits to them. Maybe have them give you some poem writing ideas. Have them punch up ‘Sadie’

[@QuestGoblin]

Here’s one for the algo

[@alexkennedy_nba]

eGameBay?!

[@mmmatches]

What a weird posture he has

[@Brian-nw3ey]

You should’ve titled this 1 the narcissist & the farce-assist