Mystery Guest - Segments - 05

This week we're guessing people, taglines, and songs.
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[@Thickolas]

'Mystery Guest' would've absolutely earned Amir an award for Excellence in Podcasting, if such a thing existed

[@incog.nyto.]

Are you thinking of some sort of gold-colored recording device...?

[@stevemyers3082]

They could call it, say, The Platinum Mic.

[@cherryslat5702]

Amir reposted this on Insta!

[@btk72491]

@@cherryslat5702 sadly his posting about it has cost him the award and in fact, clinched him the turdy

[@Wunder]

Mystery Guest is a thrilling revitalisation that this ailing podcast needed

[@jakedemedeiros9978]

Segments is cool and crisp, like an iced tea on a summer afternoon. Segmania is rabid, unpredictable, like being attacked by a hound. Stick with the winning decision you’ve already made. I deserve so much more than this.

[@ladycalily]

An absolute pleasure to see Gemma, ty Amir for the opportunity

[@agneseditsstuff]

I second this

[@Psychol-Snooper]

To see her fail to roll over from her back after Jake mentioned that in the previous episode was satisfying.

[@eman2k2k2]

Can't believe the mystery guest was Paul frickin Giamatti

[@bobsonny]

Always great to see a TCGS fan in the wild

[@ark_isle8936]

Getting to start my week with this almost makes up for ending the previous week with Geoff's poison.

[@featherbird666]

you can really feel the difference because if geoff had done the mystery guest segment he wouldn't have thought to tell jake to close his eyes or to tell the guest to have their camera off, so immediately everyone would see who it was. and also it wouldn't be jill, it would be somebody jake had met like once, if ever.

[@TheArchsage74]

Mystery Guest is the best segment so far

[@TheUsualOfficial]

Props to everyone commenting for complimenting the Mystery Guest without spoiling who they are slash were slash will be

[@ClubNicholas]

Merch idea: seg-mints, a refreshing icy cool breath freshener

[@takatotakasui8307]

Jake would love this idea

[@samwell54]

Segmenthols 🚬

[@skc138]

I'll do ya one WORSE: Smeg-mints. So its a breathmint but it hasn't been washed in weeks.

[@CameronSlaysTBE]

@@skc138😂😂😂

[@Gus1494]

A breath mint for this sex flint makes the women pregnant. I married a lawn chair at a Dennys!

[@gftgrtrtyrty]

2:47 - Mystery Guest 24:20 - Tinder Tagline Test 36:06 - Creating a Parody Song 49:58 - College Humor Tales

[@vinceven]

that was the best guest reveal i've ever experienced.

[@amygdalasounds5609]

Yes

[@cb33]

and you've seen thousands of guest reveals

[@luketgodden]

Mystery Guest to be a recurring segment or we riot.

[@JeromeBeckett]

Don't worry, eventually they will all be recurring segments 😄

[@johnhills3611]

I had the mystery guest pegged at question 10, but I had to go to the KZbin after listening on Spotify to see Jake’s reaction

[@slaygi]

These segments eps remind me of earlier ifiwy eps 🥺 love to see y'all having fun + gemma is so cute!! 😭😭😭

[@NotHeresrsly]

Definitely should always include the 'Tales from College Humor' segment - I have perpetual insomnia and nothing else makes me fall asleep for forever

[@alexkennedy_nba]

“Hey there Ms. Bluebeard, what’s it like in your port city?” 😂

[@Dozzzzy]

The mystery guest segment slapped.

[@TaterTots620]

This guest reveal was incredible!! My first look at Gemma!! Thank you

[@amygdalasounds5609]

Mystery guest was a phenomenal segment

[@Tszhizz]

Would be cool of you two to share some more stories of Jon Wolf that happened over the last couple of years

[@late_blue]

I can’t believe you got Michelle Obama for the mystery guest!!

[@mariovarga2892]

The mystery guest segment really was as perfect as it can get, looking forward to the next one!

[@IAmDollop]

Segments ideas - get someone from the Riddle Crew in and do a riddle - get someone from Review Revue and read a review of both podcasts - write a poem together - 2 truths and a lie - teach the other person about a topic and then quiz them at the end of the show (a double segment)

[@agneseditsstuff]

The debut of Gemma was absolutely golden mic worthy

[@kidyuki1]

The song parody segment would've gone much smoother if they tried to parody "I'm a-eating yogurt today"

[@TheUsualOfficial]

really sad that Jake still doesn't know Amir's birthday after all these years 20:15

[@MartinWasTaken]

I can barely remember my friends birthdays, there are so much more important things to remember. The older you get, less important birthdays become.

[@dankim23]

Facts lol😂

[@takatotakasui8307]

Bluebeard was a serial killer who lured children into his castle, and decidedly not a pirate like Blackbeard lol

[@Emmet_Moore]

I thought he beheaded his wives and kept their mutilated corpses in his attic (yo ho ho and a bottle of rum)

[@quadling3521]

wives, not children. He married women and then killed them.

[@takatotakasui8307]

@@quadling3521 Nah there were definitely stories of him torturing random kids too

[@takatotakasui8307]

@@quadling3521 It's also a distinction without a difference when you consider the ages involved

[@non_brewed_condiment]

I have a pitch specifically for the pirate song: please go watch both seasons of Our Flag Means Death, then come back to this. That's the perfect inspiration for this.

[@brianyobbz497]

This is a banger 💯

[@brianyobbz497]

LOL THE REVEAL

[@EvilApple567]

I like how they didn't acknowledge "baked potato and grilled cheese" and "tomatoes and sour cream" are the inverse of two very conventional food pairings (baked potato + sour cream, grilled cheese + tomato soup), also reminded me of GoRemy so that's a plus.

[@captainbooney]

Great job 👏

[@HopDances]

The weird tinder swiping trivia game segment is so scuffed, but I couldn't look away.

[@boobshart]

How did they not float “Ahoy Delilah”

[@sofiaposadas1]

Not sure whose reaction to the reveal was best: Jake's, Amir's, or Gemma's.

[@JeromeBeckett]

Yohoooo it's what we do at seaaaaa

[@anthony7960]

Banger ep lol

[@mikemurdoch819]

So excited I found this today with a 5 episode backlog!

[@smccann1239]

A missed opportunity not rhyming “it’s what you do to me” with “I got you Uber Eats”

[@alexkennedy_nba]

Mystery Guest segment was AMAZING

[@jakefeeney3572]

Best one yet!! Love ya boys

[@TestTubeGirl]

Segmania would never be recorded separately. Just saying.

[@featherbird666]

this is the greatest mystery guest betrayal since Alan Alda failed to guess that the mystery guest was his own dad on What's My Line in January 1969

[@roccobunko]

can y’all hire me as an editor like jesus christ why wasn’t the tinder segment screen recorded, and why wasn’t the chat screen recorded from the mystery guest segment

[@roccobunko]

i sound like such a hater that’s my bad, furthermoOst this episode is my glad.

[@johndavey2340]

For the slogan game he should have asked “the stop shop for mom and pop, but don’t bring your dad around here (this ain’t no place for dads)”

[@gbird.]

super funny

[@michaelwalters4625]

More Wavelength!! :D

[@tino9718]

So what did [Mystery Guest] work at CollegeHumor?

[@QuestGoblin]

Each episode is different from the last. What a champion

[@dclarkmusic]

For That Time of The CRUNCH

[@Ogiesjk]

Jill with the Golden Mic this Episode

[@owen429]

Truly one of the most piss poor 20 questions games of all time. Hall of shamer, to be sure.

[@AvazeGorgha]

I had to pause this video multiple times and listen to Hey There Cthulu...

[@parkerkary631]

Intro song still slaps

[@jacobbarnett2877]

can we get a shortened version of the intro song by chance?

[@ejoshcoron]

To me there’s nothing funnier than when y’all do bits

[@twolf4967]

What department did Jill work in?

[@purts2]

So what job did mystery guest actually have? I didn't realize they worked at CH myself.

[@quesocaliente]

I want a segment where they have AI write a jake and amir episode, then the guys read it, criticise it and maybe punch it up.

[@taylordorothy4744]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Golden Mic for Amir for that shit

[@travismoore3506]

wonder if jake is still winning golden mics for these segments episodes... really makes you think... wonder if amir is getting turdies too...

[@Hossyboy420]

Seeing Jake this flustered was pretty goated haha

[@switchmaster64]

This needs an intro video

[@thedick009]

That is legit a super cute baby

[@l.6772]

Wait, so in which department did the mystery guest work?

[@mehow1827]

love the new show!

[@morganchadd2355]

Play truth or drink!

[@amandaparkman552]

I love loved the Mystery Guest segment. I hope it's one we see again! Jillian deserves an award for being so prepared on and on point with her appearance i.e. knowing to have camera off and changing her Zoom name!

[@michaelretzlaff4083]

Would love to hear you discuss Amir's song with Fate on Shuffle

[@sammystank7174]

What department was Jillian in? How did he NOT get it hahahaha

[@GregTurismo]

Is it Geoff?

[@yeboy5158]

Who is noni?

[@stevenagelutton4322]

amir definitely deserves the golden mic. also he came up with segmania. two golden mics. in fact... permission to give him a bakers dozen mics?

[@flipdiesel9652]

Ferris’ theme song is very reminiscent of the theme from That 70s Show which is funny in a way because on the patreon, J&A reacted to “That 70s Episode” and deemed it as possibly their worst episode they ever made lol

[@alfiecollins5617]

55:34

[@MiffliniteMR]

Mystery guest made this episode palatable. The rest shouldn’t be revisited, unfortunately

[@lowtdog]

to be fair to Jake, he and the mystery guest are no longer speaking

[@becomingachristian]

So is Jake and Amir podcast back? Did they just switch from If I Were You to a new format? I stopped watching awhile back after they ended If I Were You

[@Hamza.Deniz.]

the parody shouldve been about rice

[@trey6769]

Is there any way you’d be able to have these same videos on Spotify? I want to do Spotify Wrapped stuff but I love having the video up more than just listening to the audio. But if I could have both through Spotify I’d be quite cheesed.

[@Decenium]

cornchomps?

[@darkaiel]

I almost just downloaded the pod instead of watching and in so glad i didn't. Absolutely perfect opener.

[@Varooooooom]

Holy shit, the mystery guest segment reveal was incredible. Golden.

[@dylanjc]

I knew Mystery Guest wasn't Geoff cause he wouldve accidentally had name displayed, camera on, microphone on, and coffee spilled.

[@chrism45]

Let's be real, he would be late/not there

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

Wait what was Jill's role at CH? BustedTees?

[@johnwhalley8270]

Jake's Girlfriend™️

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

@@johnwhalley8270 how long have they been together??

[@build938]

KID TESTED, MOTHER JACKED

[@AvazeGorgha]

Are we gonna have fan submitted openings and closings for this show ever? Miss em!!

[@TheHighRoadToVictory]

Why is watching someone slowly guess people we don't know a good segment?

[@Psychol-Snooper]

They called Jake "intern Jake" in the can't leave the office contest.

[@Liface]

Jake could not have played this game any worse. That was hard to watch

[@lollmfaorofl100]

the way i guessed the mystery guest correct when she spoke but he didn’t 😂

[@Rocketmanrun]

SEGMANIA

[@gshak33]

Honestly you should probably retire mystery guess cause you’ll never top that

[@juice17776]

Amir’s first segment was getting Jake to guess his wife. Jake’s first was trying to get Amir divorced 😭

[@isaacmcg4946]

Segment Idea: Amir gets a list of real bands with crazy sounding names, adds a few fake band names that he comes up with, and Jake has to guess which is real or fake. Winner gets $180.

[@natedavis1125]

I listened to this on Spotify already but had to come back just to see Jake’s face when he saw his own wife on the Zoom

[@brianyobbz497]

Jake’s daughter omg

[@MrTorontoRob]

Ok, my idea: Ask ChatGPT to write a J&A script and then act it out.

[@Fauxry]

Gemma is so cute!

[@printornkordumrong9926]

Heres a Segment Suggestion, or SEG-GESTION if you will, a Freaky friday bit where Jake and Amir ask eachother questions and the person answering has to do it in character as the other person. Lets see how well you boys know eachother!