Mystery Guest - Segments - 05

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[@Thickolas]

'Mystery Guest' would've absolutely earned Amir an award for Excellence in Podcasting, if such a thing existed

[@incog.nyto.]

Are you thinking of some sort of gold-colored recording device...?

[@stevemyers3082]

They could call it, say, The Platinum Mic.

[@cherryslat5702]

Amir reposted this on Insta!

[@btk72491]

@@cherryslat5702 sadly his posting about it has cost him the award and in fact, clinched him the turdy

[@Wunder]

Mystery Guest is a thrilling revitalisation that this ailing podcast needed

[@jakedemedeiros9978]

Segments is cool and crisp, like an iced tea on a summer afternoon. Segmania is rabid, unpredictable, like being attacked by a hound. Stick with the winning decision you’ve already made. I deserve so much more than this.

[@ladycalily]

An absolute pleasure to see Gemma, ty Amir for the opportunity

[@agneseditsstuff]

I second this

[@Psychol-Snooper]

To see her fail to roll over from her back after Jake mentioned that in the previous episode was satisfying.

[@eman2k2k2]

Can't believe the mystery guest was Paul frickin Giamatti

[@bobsonny]

Always great to see a TCGS fan in the wild

[@ark_isle8936]

Getting to start my week with this almost makes up for ending the previous week with Geoff's poison.

[@featherbird666]

you can really feel the difference because if geoff had done the mystery guest segment he wouldn't have thought to tell jake to close his eyes or to tell the guest to have their camera off, so immediately everyone would see who it was. and also it wouldn't be jill, it would be somebody jake had met like once, if ever.

[@TheArchsage74]

Mystery Guest is the best segment so far

[@ClubNicholas]

Merch idea: seg-mints, a refreshing icy cool breath freshener

[@takatotakasui8307]

Jake would love this idea

[@samwell54]

Segmenthols 🚬

[@skc138]

I'll do ya one WORSE: Smeg-mints. So its a breathmint but it hasn't been washed in weeks.

[@CameronSlaysTBE]

@@skc138😂😂😂

[@Gus1494]

A breath mint for this sex flint makes the women pregnant. I married a lawn chair at a Dennys!

[@vinceven]

that was the best guest reveal i've ever experienced.

[@amygdalasounds5609]

Yes

[@cb33]

and you've seen thousands of guest reveals

[@gftgrtrtyrty]

2:47 - Mystery Guest 24:20 - Tinder Tagline Test 36:06 - Creating a Parody Song 49:58 - College Humor Tales

[@luketgodden]

Mystery Guest to be a recurring segment or we riot.

[@JeromeBeckett]

Don't worry, eventually they will all be recurring segments 😄

[@NotHeresrsly]

Definitely should always include the 'Tales from College Humor' segment - I have perpetual insomnia and nothing else makes me fall asleep for forever

[@TheUsualOfficial]

Props to everyone commenting for complimenting the Mystery Guest without spoiling who they are slash were slash will be

[@johnhills3611]

I had the mystery guest pegged at question 10, but I had to go to the KZbin after listening on Spotify to see Jake’s reaction

[@slaygi]

These segments eps remind me of earlier ifiwy eps 🥺 love to see y'all having fun + gemma is so cute!! 😭😭😭

[@TaterTots620]

This guest reveal was incredible!! My first look at Gemma!! Thank you

[@mariovarga2892]

The mystery guest segment really was as perfect as it can get, looking forward to the next one!

[@Dozzzzy]

The mystery guest segment slapped.

[@alexkennedy_nba]

“Hey there Ms. Bluebeard, what’s it like in your port city?” 😂

[@amygdalasounds5609]

Mystery guest was a phenomenal segment

[@IAmDollop]

Segments ideas - get someone from the Riddle Crew in and do a riddle - get someone from Review Revue and read a review of both podcasts - write a poem together - 2 truths and a lie - teach the other person about a topic and then quiz them at the end of the show (a double segment)

[@late_blue]

I can’t believe you got Michelle Obama for the mystery guest!!

[@agneseditsstuff]

The debut of Gemma was absolutely golden mic worthy

[@Tszhizz]

Would be cool of you two to share some more stories of Jon Wolf that happened over the last couple of years

[@takatotakasui8307]

Bluebeard was a serial killer who lured children into his castle, and decidedly not a pirate like Blackbeard lol

[@Emmet_Moore]

I thought he beheaded his wives and kept their mutilated corpses in his attic (yo ho ho and a bottle of rum)

[@quadling3521]

wives, not children. He married women and then killed them.

[@takatotakasui8307]

@@quadling3521 Nah there were definitely stories of him torturing random kids too

[@takatotakasui8307]

@@quadling3521 It's also a distinction without a difference when you consider the ages involved

[@TheUsualOfficial]

really sad that Jake still doesn't know Amir's birthday after all these years 20:15

[@minartson]

I can barely remember my friends birthdays, there are so much more important things to remember. The older you get, less important birthdays become.

[@dankim23]

Facts lol😂

[@kidyuki1]

The song parody segment would've gone much smoother if they tried to parody "I'm a-eating yogurt today"

[@sofiaposadas1]

Not sure whose reaction to the reveal was best: Jake's, Amir's, or Gemma's.

[@brianyobbz497]

This is a banger 💯

[@brianyobbz497]

LOL THE REVEAL

[@non_brewed_condiment]

I have a pitch specifically for the pirate song: please go watch both seasons of Our Flag Means Death, then come back to this. That's the perfect inspiration for this.

[@smccann1239]

A missed opportunity not rhyming “it’s what you do to me” with “I got you Uber Eats”

[@HopDances]

The weird tinder swiping trivia game segment is so scuffed, but I couldn't look away.

[@tino9718]

So what did [Mystery Guest] work at CollegeHumor?

[@EvilApple567]

I like how they didn't acknowledge "baked potato and grilled cheese" and "tomatoes and sour cream" are the inverse of two very conventional food pairings (baked potato + sour cream, grilled cheese + tomato soup), also reminded me of GoRemy so that's a plus.

[@TestTubeGirl]

Segmania would never be recorded separately. Just saying.

[@jacobbarnett2877]

can we get a shortened version of the intro song by chance?

[@roccobunko]

can y’all hire me as an editor like jesus christ why wasn’t the tinder segment screen recorded, and why wasn’t the chat screen recorded from the mystery guest segment

[@roccobunko]

i sound like such a hater that’s my bad, furthermoOst this episode is my glad.

[@JeromeBeckett]

Yohoooo it's what we do at seaaaaa

[@johndavey2340]

For the slogan game he should have asked “the stop shop for mom and pop, but don’t bring your dad around here (this ain’t no place for dads)”

[@featherbird666]

this is the greatest mystery guest betrayal since Alan Alda failed to guess that the mystery guest was his own dad on What's My Line in January 1969

[@Ogiesjk]

Jill with the Golden Mic this Episode

[@captainbooney]

Great job 👏

[@purts2]

So what job did mystery guest actually have? I didn't realize they worked at CH myself.

[@robbymoonshot4975]

When I search for a pirated version of Hey there Delilah, now I get a new result...

[@anthony7960]

Banger ep lol

[@twolf4967]

What department did Jill work in?

[@Howler54Z]

to be fair to Jake, he and the mystery guest are no longer speaking

[@quesocaliente]

I want a segment where they have AI write a jake and amir episode, then the guys read it, criticise it and maybe punch it up.

[@l.6772]

Wait, so in which department did the mystery guest work?

[@owen429]

Truly one of the most piss poor 20 questions games of all time. Hall of shamer, to be sure.

[@iman77146]

gemma is such a sweetie!!! A1 baby right there

[@dclarkmusic]

For That Time of The CRUNCH

[@sammystank7174]

What department was Jillian in? How did he NOT get it hahahaha

[@jakefeeney3572]

Best one yet!! Love ya boys

[@mikemurdoch819]

So excited I found this today with a 5 episode backlog!

[@michaelwalters4625]

More Wavelength!! :D

[@alexkennedy_nba]

Mystery Guest segment was AMAZING

[@gbird.]

super funny

[@alfiecollins5617]

55:34

[@AvazeGorgha]

I had to pause this video multiple times and listen to Hey There Cthulu...

[@travismoore3506]

wonder if jake is still winning golden mics for these segments episodes... really makes you think... wonder if amir is getting turdies too...

[@GregTurismo]

Is it Geoff?

[@taylordorothy4744]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Golden Mic for Amir for that shit

[@yeboy5158]

Who is noni?

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

Wait what was Jill's role at CH? BustedTees?

[@johnwhalley8270]

Jake's Girlfriend™️

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

@@johnwhalley8270 how long have they been together??

[@michaelretzlaff4083]

Would love to hear you discuss Amir's song with Fate on Shuffle

[@trey6769]

Is there any way you’d be able to have these same videos on Spotify? I want to do Spotify Wrapped stuff but I love having the video up more than just listening to the audio. But if I could have both through Spotify I’d be quite cheesed.

[@karyharps]

Intro song still slaps

[@switchmaster64]

This needs an intro video

[@becomingachristian]

So is Jake and Amir podcast back? Did they just switch from If I Were You to a new format? I stopped watching awhile back after they ended If I Were You

[@QuestGoblin]

Each episode is different from the last. What a champion

[@flipdiesel9652]

Ferris’ theme song is very reminiscent of the theme from That 70s Show which is funny in a way because on the patreon, J&A reacted to “That 70s Episode” and deemed it as possibly their worst episode they ever made lol

[@ejoshcoron]

To me there’s nothing funnier than when y’all do bits

[@morganchadd2355]

Play truth or drink!

[@dylanjc]

I knew Mystery Guest wasn't Geoff cause he wouldve accidentally had name displayed, camera on, microphone on, and coffee spilled.

[@chrism45]

Let's be real, he would be late/not there

[@stevenagelutton4322]

amir definitely deserves the golden mic. also he came up with segmania. two golden mics. in fact... permission to give him a bakers dozen mics?

[@moonlightgrah]

KID TESTED, MOTHER JACKED

[@MiffliniteMR]

Mystery guest made this episode palatable. The rest shouldn’t be revisited, unfortunately

[@Decenium]

cornchomps?

[@mehow1827]

love the new show!

[@Hossyboy420]

Seeing Jake this flustered was pretty goated haha

[@Hamza.Deniz.]

the parody shouldve been about rice

[@Rocketmanrun]

SEGMANIA

[@amandaparkman552]

I love loved the Mystery Guest segment. I hope it's one we see again! Jillian deserves an award for being so prepared on and on point with her appearance i.e. knowing to have camera off and changing her Zoom name!

[@TheHighRoadToVictory]

Why is watching someone slowly guess people we don't know a good segment?

[@Fauxry]

Gemma is so cute!

[@darkaiel]

I almost just downloaded the pod instead of watching and in so glad i didn't. Absolutely perfect opener.

[@gshak33]

Honestly you should probably retire mystery guess cause you’ll never top that

[@Liface]

Jake could not have played this game any worse. That was hard to watch

[@Varooooooom]

Holy shit, the mystery guest segment reveal was incredible. Golden.

[@brianyobbz497]

Jake’s daughter omg

[@AvazeGorgha]

Are we gonna have fan submitted openings and closings for this show ever? Miss em!!

[@isaacmcg4946]

Segment Idea: Amir gets a list of real bands with crazy sounding names, adds a few fake band names that he comes up with, and Jake has to guess which is real or fake. Winner gets $180.

[@MrTorontoRob]

Ok, my idea: Ask ChatGPT to write a J&A script and then act it out.

[@chris_1988]

I love everything about this except the musical stingers in between segments. They make me cringe hard.

[@beempboomp]

glad i’m not the only one. Theme song is great, show is amazing, but the stinger that makes me cringe the hardest is “tAckyy”. Faris did an amazing job, i’m just against the stingers as a whole

[@Ghostboy_Nate]

I listened to this on Spotify already but had to come back just to see Jake’s face when he saw his own wife on the Zoom

[@Psychol-Snooper]

They called Jake "intern Jake" in the can't leave the office contest.

[@bobsonny]

you hate to see the nonbinary erasure during the mystery guest segment

[@chrisliden716]

Jake and Amir two juice that you can’t forget! In twenty ten they were big on the internet! But then 3 failed pilots, 2 rejected movie scriiiiiiipts. One last ditch effort, to try to stop their careers from going to shit! Whatever you pay your song writers is not enough