Mystery Science Theater 3000 Canada song

[@nathanielgreer2764]

Personally I think Canada should adopt this as their national anthem.

[@suchiuomizu]

That would be The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, though.

[@Kittymouth]

The "lousy stinking francophonic bacon-loving bastards" bit always cracks me up really hard. XD

[@nikolatovar9884]

Pardonnez-moi! Pardonnez-moi!

[@bartsanders1553]

"Yikes." -Crow T Robot

[@maggiekoch9348]

I think this is hilarious, especially Crow at the end: "Must not hate; at least so overtly. Must disguise our hate." So typical of Crow's dark, twisted outlook.

[@Raulbikcube]

I have to say that Kevin Murphy does some excellent puppetwork here. I love how Servo starts trembling with rage during his tirade.

[@adamwangler1706]

Kevin Murphy rulz

[@tomservo75]

And how the music goes all out of sync too

[@MissMinx320]

You francophonic, bacon-loving bastards... one of the best lyrics of all time

[@DEthe5150]

Your country's just a giant piece of sh-

[@Wordplay16]

Speaking as a Canadian, this is possibly the funniest the show has ever been. I love how Tom freaks out and goes completely over the line.

[@DrDespicable]

He has no sense of proportion - he's a disgrace to his uniform...

[@FlexoShootFlexo]

His enraged shaking is absolutely adorable

[@vincemacek681]

I love how Tom's singing goes into an enraged vibrato in points before going fully into tuneless shouting!

[@deinonychusben]

Mike’s face.

[@christianorr1059]

@@DrDespicable”Pardon a moi! Pardon a moi!”

[@crazyrabbits]

"I sure hope they never aried this episode in Canada." As a Canadian, I wish they would air this EVERY WEEK. It's easily the best non-Canadian-made Canadian-themed episode EVER (aside from the How I Met Your Mother episode "Robin Sparkles").

[@soupalex]

I love it when Tom starts blubbering at the end. "I have no sense of proportion!"

[@bojo0]

"We mustn't hate, musn't hate." "At least not so overtly."

[@farcry223]

I love Mike's face when Tom starts singing about wanting to cause the destruction of Canada.

[@mjjoe76]

I recently spent some time in Canada. It was an enjoyable trip to a lovely country, but I couldn’t get this song out of my head the whole time.

[@Soufriere84]

*Hilarious In Hindsight Moment:* When this episode aired, Canada's Prime Minister was Jean Chrétien, a Quebecois. But as I write this in 2014, the current PM, Stephen Harper, actually is from Alberta. So… that joke is funnier today than it was then.

[@ThatBobGuy850]

1:50 Crow looks right at the camera - "Yikes!" Lord, those guys were brilliant.

[@onionhat745]

I love how Servo unravels as the song proceeds.

[@farcry223]

That is what makes the song perfect.

[@kyleshiflet9952]

I'm a huge Rush fan and even I laughed at their rush jokes

[@DanaTheInsane]

Minnesota has an odd relationship with Canada, we are more like them than we are like a lot of the US, nobody even looks at taking Canadian coins in most stores. But it can manifest itself in odd ways. This sketch being a good example. I always say,we are sort of like Canadians, but with more guns.

[@crowtservo]

After hearing the joke on the Time Chasers episode that Vermont was the other smaller Wisconsin, I joked that Minnesota is the other smaller Canada.

[@SchazmenRassir]

Now Canada, like every other country, has it's problems On that, I think you all must agree But if there's one thing that they did right, now it's just my opinion At least they gave us Colin Mochrie

[@MoisesCharles]

It was a good try. The meter was a little off, and Mochrie actually came from Scotland, but good effort. I don't see anyone else trying...

[@SchazmenRassir]

Sure, but he moved to France when he was seven, and Canada when he was twelve, so he still qualifies, if you ask me.

[@SchazmenRassir]

Good try, Commander. I couldn't get the rhythm suitable, myself, but good try.

[@colemanadamson5943]

Never found Colin Mochrie funny.

[@SchazmenRassir]

@@colemanadamson5943 Humor is subjective. There's no comedian in the world that everybody finds funny.

[@ShockyD]

I'm Canadian and LOVE this song! It's friggin' hilarious! One of my favorite episodes of MST3k.

[@IronCurtaiNYC]

It's *my favorite*, and I love Canada to death!

[@zsulvr1]

I am a proud Canadian and I LOVE this...it is an honour to be lampooned by MST3K...never get tired of this

[@Inthedarkforever]

Can Tom be more adorable? I love when he puts on a costume, just darling.

[@Laceykat66]

That is something they missed in the reboot.

[@cudgel_metal]

Agree. This outfit is one of his cutest but doesnt quite top the dungeon master one for me!

[@rugbyguitargod]

This whole episode of 'The Final Sacrifice' is by far the best MST3K ever. Shame that Tjardus Greidanus (who came from a long line of Greidanuses) sued them for copyright strike and had to remove the episode from web streaming platforms. But, I still have it saved on my hard drive ;)

[@SleeplessKnight16]

I'm a disgrace to my uniform, pardone moi, pardone moi. Priceless video.

[@Walrus-yq6uh]

SERVO: Oh I wish I was back in old Canada, A land which I never shall lampoon! How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba, And the beauty that is Saskatoon! (Mike: Oh, I got one.) MIKE: Oh, I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta, Drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping fur! As he scraped and he chiseled all the moose dung off his boots, I would learn that he's the Prime Minister! (Servo: Oh, stop that!) CROW: Oh, I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings, Alanis Morissette, Mike Myers too! (Servo: Yeah!) No, I take that back, I wouldn't go there, even if you paid me, Oh, Canada, you are a place I must eschew! (Servo: Now this is _not_ in the spirit that I intended! Mike: Oh, come on, give in! I mean, after all, they gave us Ed the Sock, and Rush! Crow: Yeah, what are you defending? They're such feebs! Servo: Okay, I'll try! Mike: All right! Good man!) SERVO: Oh I wish I was _blowing up_ Prince Edward Island, And going on to _bomb_ Ontario, heh heh! The _destruction_ of Canada and all of it's culture, Is by far my favooorite scenario! (Mike: Okay, well, that's a little strong... Servo: No, no, you were right Mike, this is much more fun!) Just where the Hell does Canada get off sharing a border With countries far superior to it!? (Crow: Yikes!) Why, you lousy stinking Francophonic bacon-loving bastards, Your country's just a giant piece of shi--

[@Raulbikcube]

Hey, I'm from Wisconsin and we got hit pretty hard in The Giant Spider Invasion episode. Everyone gets a turn. Oh and I'm not fat. Cheese, beer and bacon in moderation. That's the key.

[@Revillution]

Oh baby Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world.....

[@DEthe5150]

He comes to save the day in a broken truck

[@PepsiAddict18]

With a stinky denim jacket on his back.

[@Revillution]

He couldn't save this movie which really sucked......

[@SJHartsfield]

But at least we didn't have to watch him play a... hacky-sack...?

[@fatheroflatus]

Did ya panic?

[@demonizer6663]

Supposedly Rush are huge MST3K fans. lol Thank God this is finally on DVD!!!

[@stoneyboyd]

Really? Cool.

[@Anouke79]

So when will Canada adopt this beautiful score as their new national anthem?

[@sarniatownreggae]

As a proud Canadian citizen, let me tell you Americans this: That was a hilarious clip. I was so ROFLMFAO over it. XD

[@Bobuliss]

Man, I wish I could find this episode somewhere. Final Sacrifice was the best episode imo.

[@Astro_Fizzix]

Oh it's out there, matey!

[@Teeveepicksures]

I purchased the episode on Prime and it's STILL in my library so...if ya wanna come over. 🤷‍♂️

[@OliviaCLTFC]

in case you don’t know, they got the rights back to this episode in time to re-premier it as the final movie of turkey day 24! it’s available on the mst3k official youtube and the gizmoplex.

[@UberMan5000]

LOL "I'm a disgrace to my uniform!" Oh Tom, I could never stay mad at you.

[@Geospasmic]

Much like The Simpsons this show spent most of its time making fun of itself and America and when it made fun of other countries it was doing it through the lense of stereotypical American ignorance, so none of it should be taken personally. Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show..."

[@Speegs23]

Americans are a very self deprecating and good natured people that do irony very well, despite foreign stereotypes to the contrary.

[@mattwo7]

Speak for yourself, I am a hamburger person and I am _unironically_ proud of it!

[@mattwo7]

But yea America sucks. Could be worse though, we could be North Korea or Cuba!

[@mattwo7]

Or those third world nations that don't just exist in Africa even though those are the only ones people care about, without even knowing a single specific name for one.

[@mattwo7]

Our educational system is only a symptom of a wider problem.

[@DarrylBishopDJFlavaz]

I have to admit..every time I see this clip I bust out laughing. This show was and still is a cult classic. It's one of those shows u can watch over and over and still laugh at the same funny parts. Reminds me of watchin corny movies with my friends and adding our own dialog.

[@alexlogan202]

I miss Rowsdower

[@gussiejives]

I'm Canadian and I find this hilarious every time. :D

[@Titleknown]

It's distressing how well the verse about the Prime Minister describes Stephen Harper.

[@gatormike74]

In two verses Servo goes from singing about how much he loves Canada to singing about how he wants to blow it up. This is the ultimate "That escalated quickly"

[@DragonFire381]

This is awesome! Sincerely, a proud inhabitant of the hills of Alberta :P

[@KatherineKramer]

Obviously pre-Nickelback & Bieber, but still funny.

[@DrDespicable]

Yes - before the Dark Times...

[@edwardbrook2029]

Don’t forget about Lover Boy. Thanks a lot Canada!!

[@FemmePastel]

I sang this the entire day today, and just HAD to watch it again. The episode is amazing, too. "I wonder if there's beer on the sun..."

[@techboysf]

"Oh Canada you are a place I must eschew!" Pardonnez moi.

[@robertaxel]

+David Lewis You beat me to it.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/aoOrh6J8pdOWnaM

[@beautifulmidnight]

Stephen Harper -wishes- he was drinking beer with Mike Nelson. I am Canadian, and I love the hell out of this. Always have.

[@GoGojiraGo]

They rip on American, British, Italian, Russian, Japanese, and Mexican movies for ten years, and no one complains. But they mock ONE Canadian film and everyone flips their lids. Well, two Canadian films, "Zombie Nightmare" was made in Canada.

[@polkanator]

Born and bred cannuck here. This was sweet.

[@Atheneastro]

Servo's so adorable... and so highly strung. Why do I love that about him?

[@gotch09]

Tom's little Mountie uniform is just to precious.

[@michaellaplante230]

And how ! 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[@TerrenceNowicki]

Did Beez make that?

[@jeffeastwood15]

My friend from Canada laughed his ass off when I showed him this. Thanks for posting!

[@ChrisSwan01]

I'm a canadian, and I approve this message.

[@babserella2778]

Happy Canada Day, everyone!

[@Brassman87]

This song popped in my head right after losing to canada in hockey today.

[@Jadicegirl]

Boy, this brings back memories. I just got done watching the MST3K holiday Rifftracks Extravaganza at my local Cinema tonight. What an awesome performance these guys gave. :)

[@lah67]

definitely a classic, my all time favorite MST song. and there were some great ones!

[@Xemjas89]

I've got nothing against Canada; I've wanted to visit there for years. But I love Tom Servo's sudden switch from praise to irrational hate; friggin hiliarious. MSTK3 Rules!!!!.....that is all.

[@sheltiemum]

I'm Canadian and find this funny. I think most of MST3K is hilarious in general.

[@SpaceHospital]

A wonderful precursor to South Park's "Blame Canada."

[@TheKrazykittengal]

hey rush kicks ass

[@SenorSpode]

Damn right they do. Never...diss...the RUSH!!!

[@colemanadamson5943]

smh

[@michaellaplante230]

@@colemanadamson5943 Smh ? How come ? "Enquiring minds want to know." 🙂😄👌🏾✌🏾

[@fragbert66]

Happy Canada Day!

[@dthshdclnr4780]

Is there beer on the sun?

[@philipsantori5286]

"It's okay now, Dudley, calm down, calm down." "Pardonnez-moi, pardonnez-moi!"

[@GenerallyTyler]

1:44 Yikes, indeed.

[@Patrick_Cooper]

The funniest part ehh...

[@racheln.spaterost2709]

Canada did give us that horrible show "Johhny Test"

[@marcen12]

And we are sorry.

[@cheesecurdfan3391]

marcen12 no you are not sorry

[@sc18594]

Sorry eh

[@Morningstar91939]

Rachel N. Spaterost and Mr. Meaty.

[@vesh666]

WE WILL WE WILL ROWSDOWER!

[@barringtonfisher87]

Oh my god I love Rowsdower. These guys crack me up

[@wavealip8059]

"must disguise our hate!" 🤣🤣

[@FatTonyBBX]

@ExUSSailor I guess people forget that the MST3K guys lampoon absolutely everything and everyone! -FT

[@southy98]

Oh Canada, we love you so.

[@Clowning8]

Yes, The Final Sacrifice a independent Canadian horror film released in 1990

[@Theedoctorr]

I have the episode that this is from and I am loving this one!!! Can't stop watching it over and over again! Jack Forst was a good one but that is a diffrent episode lol

[@bggaulin]

I didn't think we were that topical to justify the effort, stealth has been our hallmark as we quietly take over the world with our niceness

[@ZombieBrainsDev]

I love how the only comment rated down was the guy who said canada really doe's suck lol. Its just the Mysties being the Mysties lol

[@AnitaZorro]

our state motto is L'Etoile du Nord (Star of the North) which is french, so yes. lol

[@williamlangeii4012]

Canada did give us You Can't Do That On Television, Trailer Park Boys, and my ex-wife. Oh well, 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

[@Astro_Fizzix]

...and Kids in the Hall :)

[@jtoland2333]

All these years later, still funny.

[@tuberonthetube3]

@laughingbannana It was for the movie "The Final Sacrifice". :)

[@sentientricecake3125]

Even Canadians love Tom Servo.

[@techboysf]

Disguise our hate.

[@SodapopKevin]

Happy Canada Day to our neighbors to the north!

[@DeathGhidorahx]

One of my fav episodes!

[@holycow818181]

@TheGraham721 I'm a Francophonic bacon-loving bastard, and I LIKED the video.

[@angbandsbane]

I love how the music becomes more discordant as Servo loses it

[@cantstandya2]

I'm Canadian, and this song was made 100 times more funny because of that. There is no country nore self depricating than Canada!!!!

[@Besoyan]

sniff... I loved this show!

[@gthreek]

CANADA!

[@Wack.d]

As well as You Can't Do That on Television, The Red Green Show, and Ed Edd n Eddy.

[@vonzigle]

Loved Servo's mountie costume! LOL XD

[@ScottHolmes]

I must admit I do miss Mystery Science Theater 3000

[@ChrisSwan01]

I am a Canadian, and I approve this song!

[@skystarless]

I keep getting this song stuck in my head.

[@Patrick_Cooper]

By far one of the best ever mst3k Songs. I don't care who you are and if you love Canada or not this is funny shite.

[@SamTheMightyMan]

Me when I first saw this episode: Hahaha this is friggin funny, especially when Servo goes full radicalist. Me now when rewatching it and seeing Canadian's flashing morse code at the border they are in trouble: Hahahaha I love this part of the movie! Can't wait til we get to the explosion scenes!

[@TopandTang]

"Pardonne moi", pardonne moi".....lol"!!!

[@wolfinndnclothing]

As a Canadian I am shocked and appalled by this song! Except for the part about Allanis Morisette, and the Prime Minister, and Francaphones, and Alberta, and Beer, and Peter Jennings,...but Tom Servo wearing a RCMP uniform is a disgra,...come to think of it, it was kinda cute.

[@DEthe5150]

I'm grateful they gave us Rush, along with Devin Townsend, Gorguts, Kataklysm, Voivod, & 3 Inches of Blood!

[@Someguywhocooks]

DEthe5150 and Anvil, dont forget Anvil

[@techboysf]

And Celine Dion. What?!?!

[@Someguywhocooks]

Commander Xorph who? I'm talking about Heavy Metal band Anvil

[@crazyrabbits]

I'm from Canada. I approve of this video.

[@ChrisSwan01]

I'm Canadian and I love it!

[@christianorr1059]

My all-time favourite MST3K sketch, eh! 🇨🇦 🎥

[@peasblossom1973]

@Pythonfreak88 "The Final Sacrifice"

[@audan2006]

this is awesome, the best mst3k skit on the best episode too =) final sacrifice for those who didnt know

[@jtlee891]

Well so much for "A land which I never shall lampoon."

[@auntskerry]

I am Canadian and I think this is hilarious!! It's clearly in jest!

[@skatechatham]

canada doesn't need to fight the us, we just watch it cave in on itself.