First Astronaut Lands On Mars, But Discovers Humanity Originates From Mars

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The extra jokes with the explaining is what makes this channel special

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[@nasilelelisselo2348]

That's some Hollywood BS

[@triggerbunny]

I loved this movie (still do) when it came out. Was sad it didn't do well, as I would have loved a sequel to see what Jim finds.

[@Jokester954]

Same. One of my top 10 movies

[@lil_wildboar]

He became a guardian

[@lil_wildboar]

@@Human.33 😆🙏

[@moddable6921]

It's because the effects and plot is pretty bad even for a 2000 movie. It's still pretty good and I love Gary Sinise, but you gotta admit it's hilariously bad in some scenes and scientifically inaccurate in many

[@triggerbunny]

@@moddable6921 I know why it didn't do well, not going to disagree with the facts ...lol Just thought it was A really good idea that could have been done better and could have been overlooked with a better sequel exploring the ending premise is all.

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This channel has always been the best. We love to see them succeed.

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He makes you want to own a copy of a very good movie

[@simeonnjegovan1133]

Who are "WE"? That sounds like a member of sect would say.

[@Nixonforprez68]

Lieutenant Dan truly went onto greater things

[@4Fox6]

This movie has always been one of my favorite. For a Sci-fi it was just a few decades ahead of its time. This topic is more popular now than it was in 2000.

[@trolletopmartens8386]

Whats the name

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My God how I love this channel... From that beautiful voice to the jokes, from the tone to the man himself, this person literally gave sense to any type of movies. Glad you exist cutie mochi !~

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Thanks pudding!

[@yukuhana]

This is actually a very plausible theory regarding the UAPs throughout the history.

[@PoeticBiscuits]

I spit my coffee out everywhere when he said Tom Delong was here 😂🤝

[@NeonVars]

The soundtrack imo surpasses the film itself. Ennio Morricone never disappoints but he truly gave it his all in this one, with a slew of memorable themes and emotional melodies that resurface this "retro space" nostalgia from the 60s and 70s.

[@shahricher]

Amazing motion pictures scores

[@tracynorth2275]

The ‘unusual sound’…..😂😂😂😂😂 was not expecting that. 👍🤭

[@mrshah6191]

After few years, Jim come back to earth in new form as CSI

[@Gamer_Geek314]

this man has a superpower, he just told a moevie thats like maby 1 hour long in ten mins .

[@alabamaman1372]

Martians gave Earth a pearl necklace. 😂

[@jcnigang]

39 is the perfect song for this movie

[@ybemad]

I would love for this movie to get 4K release. One of my favorites.

[@loushia16]

"It sounds like this" *blink-182 intensifies*

[@steviegerrard3743]

always liked this movie and its ideas, recently moonfall has similar ideas and was decent watch.

[@stargazerlilly608]

You missed the perfect opportunity to ask if Buzz would be accompanying Woody on his space expedition.

[@CHMichael]

Very much enjoy the little side comments.

[@nataliefletcher]

War machine, Mac Taylor, and Officer Andy go into space

[@AvarageCrispyEnjoyer]

Me when I realized life was created by Blink182 ( 0:59 ) If ykyk

[@ChrundleTGreat]

Who’s Tom DeLong???

[@TheInkBuildUp]

"where are you"- haha, they were rocking to Blink 182

[@wilson42cc]

Jim’s da man ,lol,

[@MrAmunai]

9:10 i love stuff like that lmao

[@sangeeth77]

my man need to sync the subtitles correctly lol

[@feqol]

They tend to not sub the jokes sadly

[@italiansausage100]

The aliens could just move to Earth instead of traveling light years

[@808stateofmind2]

Why don’t these channels say what the movie is called in descriptions?

[@Josea3826]

Tom Delong 😂😂

[@glennhubbard5008]

I saw sweet lil' Elise Neal from seaQuest!

[@zazo..]

Alternate ending. The final images actually allure to reincarnation, as he is in a womb filled with amniotic liquid and is shot through a tube into the light. last image should be him as a baby being born with only 4 fingers.

[@macmurphy74]

Should've been called 'Sperm Of Mars'.

[@imonit4272]

I love this movie. But one plot hole that bugged the hell out of me since my first viewing was, didn’t these idiots know that the, “formation“ was located smack-dab on the famous FACE on Mars? And I just hated it when Woody died… 😢

[@matthewheathcock]

Luke comedown it’s only been 72 days

[@celticlass8573]

What is 15-year-old Jerry O'Connell doing on a space station?!

[@sukuruchan]

Soooooooooooo Humans are SpaceSperm HAHAHHA

[@matthewmartinez3907]

Doom 3 game did something similar.

[@patrickoc3632]

Woody believes Ray is being obtuse

[@Alex-xq5gx]

So instead of going to earth when mars got destroyed the martians just sent there sperm there and went to search for a planet to live on, why didn’t they just go to earth lmao💀

[@Cornukkian]

"Where are yew!" Hahaha

[@gqn2]

9:12 What's so funny?

[@MrTVintro]

What an absurdly cast movie.

[@jaynguyen1573]

So lemme get this straight.. To ensure the Martian's survival, they relocated to a different galaxy when the planet right next to theirs was habitable?

[@alponseserto5376]

I'm pretty sure Earth was not largely habitable at the time, as the Earth we know today is different than what it is millions of years ago, which is probably why the Martians' didn't consider relocating to Earth, and only sent their basic lifeform in the form of microscopic bacteria in the slim hopes that it would thrive and develop.

[@piperbird7193]

It might not have been at the time. I assume it would have been far too oxygen rich at that time to support them.

[@TimeManInJail]

He's right, if they had tech to traverse the galaxy for a new home, earth would of been terraform, actually the entire solar system would of been terraform. Or at least in the process with some base all over several planets to extract resources

[@ensignmjs7058]

@@TimeManInJail , wouldn't that be marsformed?

[@alienunleashed]

Yeah really dumb when you think about it XD they had tech to fill terraform the planet and create humans 😂

[@Ay_1Il1]

The "where are youu" got me rolling on the floor

[@buxxercup]

That blink-182 reference caught me off guard 🤠🤠🤠

[@atharshaikh3840]

Martian: " welcome, Earthing to our new planet" Human: Hello Everyone Martian: " what was your past life " Human: " my wife died, i am not stable since then" Martian: " Call HR"

[@Yazdegerdiranyar]

0:59 I love how Mars' ancient inhabitants spoke perfect American English 😂

[@twdjt6245]

If you wanna call that English lol

[@kiriha86]

fun fact: Thanos speak english

[@wakkawagga443]

The entire universe speaks early 21st century american english, because the us is the greatest nation in the universe.

[@soundsofdeep5975]

@@wakkawagga443 your country is dead

[@curiouscampbell5447]

Doesn't everyone?

[@justcallmejessz3712]

PSA - If you ever find yourself on a (supposedly) uninhabited planet.... the noises that you hear are.... NEVER just interference on your equipment. Seriously. Never.

[@Play-gn7xg]

Guys, guys. This dude is clearly a highly experienced NASA astronaut

[@HeihachiChaolan]

Nigga talking like he's visited multiple planets

[@baloo_2228]

This movie actually seems pretty cool. It’s better than most movies.

[@BoopSnoot]

i could tell the alien sapien was homo though his smile alone was so fruity. i just want one movie with straight sapiens, for real.

[@baloo_2228]

@@BoopSnoot I don’t get it. That’s not what I was saying at all.

[@BoopSnoot]

@@baloo_2228 I'm just sayin the presenter kept goin on about the homo sapiens.

[@johnpomeroy6931]

Honestly the plot seems pretty sick but I think I'd find it difficult to sit through the weird looking CGI

[@roserocks1979]

It is, you should watch it.

[@thescproplayer3509]

That's some Hollywood bull shit 😂

[@TheCatMan9000]

I remember watching this movie as a kid, up until I am still a fan of it. But apparently it did not performed well in the box office and a lot of people didn't like it.

[@angelgjr1999]

Sci fi movies are very popular now.

[@pencilshavings_yt]

what is it called?

[@feqol]

@@pencilshavings_yt its in the video bruh

[@ALXMARTIN]

@@feqoljust say it

[@imonit4272]

I loved it…

[@Hanloss]

WHERE ARE YOUUUU

[@NeoRacer]

This see likely based on the fact that Mars had water and land in the past and with the Earth and it's pollution, we might have to move there

[@angelgjr1999]

There’s scientists that believe mars used to have life. Mars had water and an ozone layer that protects from solar radiation. Fascinating stuff.

[@NeoRacer]

@@angelgjr1999 Exactly

[@NeoRacer]

@dat guy aids

[@andygarza8132]

Don’t believe everything you read. Why go to another planet when we can move underground and let the surface rejuvenate. Leaving this planet will be the death of our race

[@Jay001exp]

i would love to discover the galaxy too if i had a chance

[@vwo825]

Now that's how you jump a Sunday off flying to Mars cheers everyone 🍻

[@kwasisb5390]

9:13 prior to their depa-😂

[@HughJass-jv2lt]

This movie sucked 🤣🤣 I just remembered that I actually saw it 15 years ago

[@ellenchavez2043]

This is my fantasy.... we'll go to Mars, only to find it had been a green and blue planet until a race of people destroyed it and moved to the 3rd rock from the sun.....

[@daniseaugustin9739]

I’m his 100 liker akk I liked this video when it was at 99 likes

[@igster8293]

The "Where are yoeww" got me 🤣

[@tonyarichards5430]

It’s so cool we solved that gravity inside a spaceship problem.

[@ChrundleTGreat]

Yeah, by spinning the craft.

[@tonyarichards5430]

@@ChrundleTGreat ROFLMFAO

[@trackpadpro]

@@tonyarichards5430??? that is literally how it’s done. and with advanced tech, proper counterweighting and spinning of different prts of the ship could definitely make certain parts normal gravity while the ship as a whole operates normally

[@kodak1587]

@@tonyarichards5430 A rotating wheel space station can be configured to simulate the gravitational acceleration of Earth (9.81 m/s²), allowing for human long stays in space without the drawbacks of microgravity. This type of station rotates about its axis, creating an environment of artificial gravity.

[@feqol]

@@tonyarichards5430??

[@j.j.9511]

Is it a coincidence that both KZbin channels the recap Mania and mystery recapped are both doing recaps on movies about Mars at the same time?

[@daniell5740]

Most likely owned by the same shadow company

[@Mitt_khs]

I was so into it but "WhErE ArE YoU?? " Took me 🤣

[@bretthibbs6083]

I remember when this movie came out about 20 years ago or so and they did a huge premiere on tv with Disney because I guess they had a ride there or something anyways I thought this movie was fantastic great actors and great story.

[@pencilshavings_yt]

whats it called?

[@11selhj]

Mission to Mars@@pencilshavings_yt

[@blacknapalm2131]

*Where are you?* And I'm so sorry I cannot eat I cannot sleep tonight I need somebody and always

[@sampathn4429]

thats barsoom!

[@WadeWilson_]

0:43 That is a horrible forced perspective shot. It still looks like an RC toy

[@Badartist888]

Love the joke calling out the unprofessionalism of the rescuer astronaut. I always laugh that a lot of sci-fi either has a team of incompetents or a team of super mega experts (who often just happen to act incompetently) rarely anything in between. Also. I've thought a few times now that I think we have a moral obligation to send extremophiles to other planets with environments they can live in. Like if we are the only life in the solar system then we should seed other planets with life as well due to how rare it is.

[@MPSlotCar]

“Where are you?” And I’m so sorry, I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight 😂 love the little jokes sprinkled in. Cheers

[@MrGigi-dz9cv]

Life coming from outerspace, would explain strange rock formatiims, that were found on Earth.

[@Thatguy-yl6oe]

hi

[@scrapanzano001]

Whats the film name 🙄🙄

[@marcofranco6974]

Canon acurrate lore here, humanity is not from earth we came from a distant star

[@Jack-pf6lv]

Mars Peoples sounds more like mystery recapped Even through it isn't

[@wobbetilde7497]

I saw this recap on another channel

[@Embrass_Christ]

YEAN ANOTHER VIDEO FROM MYSTERY RECAPPED :D

[@feelix9254]

wym?? he uploads everyday

[@NeoRacer]

@@feelix9254 He can still celebrate (let him cook bro,let him cook)

[@Embrass_Christ]

@@feelix9254 am just glad there's another video because I was looking for a movie to watch and some of the videos he recapped are interesting

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[@anandthomaschristopher3796]

“Way to scar her for life jackass” 😂

[@RSZ0mgz]

WHERE ARE U

[@pencilshavings_yt]

What movie is this

[@DisposableClass]

you know this makes me think, what if we're just atoms within atoms? I mean like look at the sun and our planets, the planets look like electrons orbiting the nucleon or the middle thing

[@epicvids9557]

Atoms don’t look like that, actually. The planetary model is an outdated model. We’ve discovered since then that there are actually electron clouds surrounding the nucleus, not electron orbits.

[@DisposableClass]

@@epicvids9557 then does it look more like a galaxy?

[@DisposableClass]

@@ahaankumar5816 yeahh right??

[@navneetteotia1057]

Glad to know I am not the only one with these thoughts. I pondered over this so much throughout my teens.

[@DisposableClass]

@@navneetteotia1057 i can't believe I'm not alone with my thoughts :') everyone around me just thinks I'm weird or smth

[@Loreweavver]

This is a stellar cast and I'm wondering how I've not seen this...

[@johnnyrocket1685]

Just because the cast is good doesn’t mean the movie is. There are a lot of good actors, but the movie is utter dog shit. Horrible graphics, awful story line, piss poor execution.

[@withershin]

Tom DeLonge has already been here!

[@huetwastaken]

I love this movie

[@KaiCross]

Lieutenant Dan

[@loganmendoza4741]

Elon musks favorite movie lol

[@starrrrrlightttt]

Day 145 of asking Mystery Recapped to recap Young Royals PLEASE 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@Toomeyboyz]

Why not just watch it after this long?

[@StarTrek4Life]

I regonized only two actors in this movie. There is Don Cheadle from (Iron Man/Marvel) and Gary Sinise (Lieutenant Dan, Forrest Gump).

[@watchmyv1deo-yd2bo]

do you guys remember photo mars face shape like a mountain and ruins pyramid or civilatiom?

[@lowachannel]

I love this recap video

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

huh.. honestly ,judging by the visuals of the travle in that movie , i be lees concerned about the whole 'oh gaia as seeded by mars'' and more of the ''hmm... wait a moment , they hade THAT developed travle back then and such tech to seed planets and ..wanting.. to do so ? yet... appeared not to have done so outside of the native system and when being forced to emigrate doing so to a entirely new GALAXY! ..rather then any system in the local galaxy ..something is fishy here

[@JeremyPickett]

That is super extra artard bad. However... The deadpan jokes from yhe narrator makes iy so, so worth it. CARRY ON!!

[@zetaconvex1987]

Surely you'd apply a sealant from the inside of the spacecraft, not the outside. Inside is easier for starters, plus the sealant would be forced into the crack under pressure. If you do it on the outside then opposite happens.

[@donbowles6386]

going to another planet would be awesome & yet scary because the issues of not knowing what will be, as for going to another universe or galaxy well that is a different matter but one of great interest, leaving Earth & it's problems behind & it's politics too. would miss Chiefs football but that would be ok, a new start would be awesome

[@STARDOG64]

Im having a really bad day. Thank you for putting in that edit just for minute 1. made me laugh and not die lol

[@gypsysoulgypsy]

Your jokes are sometimes funny but the real ksf is your voiceover and script quality...IMO

[@KingIsulgard]

Yeah those guys set up that welcome sign Billions of years ago. He's probably going to arrive at another barren planet and die there.

[@franceaganon2857]

Bruh my brightness is way up, i wasn't expecting to get a flash bang from the video, also my lights are on

[@ChromisPasqueflowerBowerbird]

Wait we human doesn't even share similar dna and chromosomes to many of the existing and extinct species, then how the hell we human happens to share identical dna to the martian who birth most of earth's lifeform?

[@bubbleteaichooseyou]

If my dream were to be an actor, I would've given up on my dream after watching this movie. So cringe

[@lostmarimo]

such sassy little comments lol. and wth "the martian" is basically a ripoff of this but instead of cool aliens it's about nasa trying to save face in the media lol