MythBusters - One Liners | Top 25 Moments

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Eight years in the making, the MythBusters are counting down their top 25 Moments. Coming in at number 7, some of the most memorable one liners.

[@fransheskacancel2996]

"Our death-ray doesn't seem to be working, I'm standing right in it and I'm not dead yet." ~Jamie Hyneman

[@B1gHagar]

That's a funny line, but you'd think it would have been said by somebody like Gru in "Despicable Me".

[@Dj-dx5dw]

It’s not instant Jamie, geeeeeezzzzzzzzzz it takes like 100 years

[@jdpragmatic8644]

Tis the mark a true scientist

[@JohnSapato]

@@B1gHagar lol

[@Gadzinisko]

Plot twist. Death ray was working fine, it's just that Mr. Hyneman's body generates its own energy shield.

[@wildgoosespeeder]

"I reject your reality and substitute own" is a quote that gets increasingly more practical everyday.

[@Top_Weeb]

You said it...

[@Ward1706]

Especially considering the politics in the world right now.

[@KickaHippyPK]

Who would've thought, a 10+ year old quote from the Mythbusters would eventually become the best description of a US president? To be fair, the Mythbusters have a lot of great quotes though.

[@titanhero7116]

SAO abridge

[@benjaminklaassen4722]

Little-known fact; apparently Adam got that quote from some obscure 80s movie called "The Dungeonmaster".

[@gibsondanny]

"QUACK DAMN YOU!!!" Is my personal favourite quote

[@insertnamehere6114]

I think he said "Quack Damien" but ok

[@OrangePastele]

KoCoKola he didn’t lol

[@Explainatron]

Mine is “lard”

[@rpersen]

Don’t give me any beak.

[@KainaX122]

YES!!

[@logandarklighter]

01:42 "This is why we can never have anything nice." -Grant Imahara Yeah, Grant. Nice like you. *sigh* R.I.P. buddy.

[@redpandaraging7271]

I must say RIP Grant you will be missed

[@MrKelsomatic]

Damn... somehow I forgot he died. He was a real one. His presence on Mythbusters brightened so many days in my childhood.

[@tsm688]

@@MrKelsomatic I liked Grant as much as the main hosts. He somehow had the same charisma without the manic energy.

[@johnmurcott1273]

07

[@MattNeufy]

o7

[@jhyland87]

You missed my favorite, when they blew up the car (I think it was the dump truck) and went back to the blast site, and Adam was like "I swear.. I parked it _right here!_ " lol

[@nvrndingsmmr]

Lol!

[@dragondancer1814]

That would be after they blew up the cement mixer! 😂

[@jhyland87]

@@dragondancer1814 that's right! Hahaha

[@natewatson6962]

CLASSIC

[@crasher925]

in any other context it’s the exact opposite lol

[@SilverSting420]

"The only difference between science and screwing around is writing it down."

[@derekelam9967]

Life lessons to be learnt from MythBusters: 1. Don't try this at home. 2. Jamie wants big boom. 3. Failure is always an option. 4. If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. 5. When in doubt, C4. 6. There is no dignity in television. 7. A room full of gasoline is hard to blow up. 8. Fire suits are private. 9. Barrels are strong things. 10. The car is going to go away. 11. Blur is very dangerous. You don't want to mix blur with blur. 12. It was the lard that did it. 13. Salami on a lathe is just another day at the office. 14. You shouldn't bathe with a toaster. 15. Pillaging is illegal in California. 16. At 110 PSI, you lose a football but gain a hat. 17. Once you release the mysterious blue smoke, electronics don't work. 18. Buddha was reincarnated as a skunk. 19. Airplanes tell you not to think. 20. You can track the MythBusters by looking for shrapnel in the trees.

[@sooline3854]

***** I can attest to the blue smoke. It was even more painful because it was a brand new locomotive from Lionel, with sound and everything! Set me back a couple grand!

[@Tcrumpen]

+Derek Elam 21. With enough lard you can do anything

[@TGA_BAY_BAY]

22. You can use black paint and not get your white shirt dirty.

[@captaintalon4485]

Derek Elam You forgot the most important one "I reject your reality and substitute my own"

[@realminecraftnub3682]

What about “something’s touching me”

[@Corristo89]

My personal favorite: Grant's "Something just touched me!" screamed in utter panic. The guy HATED fish touching his feet.

[@Bernieo153]

"Lets Pilaaaaaaaage!!" "Don´t know if thats legal in California...." So funny xD

[@dwaterson21]

This is my favorite, alongside "I don't think our Death Ray is working. I'm standing right in it and I'm not dead yet."

[@typomanbros]

They didn't use my favorite line: "Why, Thor, the God of Thunder, is trying to enter my building!"

[@GameShark1080]

I remember watching that episode with a friend of mine, and we both just lost it! I had to pause it cause I could see through the tears in my eyes!

[@dwaterson21]

We all know that the best one-liner is Grant Imahara's "HWACHAAAAA" Which is 100% the sound that rang out as he rode his Battlebot into heaven

[@shipofthesun]

"This is starting to feel like a bad idea." I have no idea what makes these words in this order so funny, but there you are.

[@CasimusxPrime]

"Well there's your problem" has been used by me daily for the last few years.

[@allycattiny]

"Quack damn you!" I've deadass been laughing for an hour over that.

[@K_i_t_t_y84]

RIP Grant Imahara ♥ We'll miss you.

[@TheHorseman88]

Why isn't Jaime's line, "I kinda like it in here, it's private." That's the best line ever!

[@tsm688]

No 'kinda' at all, just a flat affirmation, which makes it even funnier

[@Globez123]

"Well there's your problem!"

[@dafinsrock379]

I say this all the time and no one ever gets it lol. It's great because it still works even if people don't get the reference.

[@ANunes06]

The engineering disaster podcast with slides?

[@MindstormXL]

"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing." Also referred to as the "MythBusters Mantra"

[@Blur4strike]

"Here comes chaos!" is my personal favorite. Kind of sums up my previous and current jobs.

[@dragondancer1814]

Firehouse life in a nutshell!

[@ZHL242]

"When in doubt..........C4!"

[@annazpiggybear]

"our death ray doesn't seem to be working. I'm standing right in it and i'm not dead yet" best line XD

[@swadams2]

From a more recent episode: "Spontaneous human combustion? I'm all for it." -Jamie

[@djtron1x]

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." I love that. I do that frequently, I just didn't know there was a phrase to cover it.

[@TheWhoisDave]

Where's Adams, 'is everybody ready for diving??' that's my favorite..

[@Urmomisdele]

I also love “quack damn you!”

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

I love that one from the quack echo. One of the best off the cuff quips

[@TheOkkeli]

"Jamie wants big boom" that was the best Jamie one i think

[@Bearsca]

It's a shame "Everyday objects can in fact be lethal if Jamie builds a gun to shoot them." and the accompanying "I call this my little pop gun." aren't in this. Kari saying "Let's do it" when loading a gun (or something, I don't care, it looks and sounds pretty badass) and Jamie's "When in doubt, C4" should also have been in.

[@MmeHyraelle]

I wanna cry. This is over and we will never get anything closely good. Recreation attempts are bland and forced, this was pure and genuine.

[@shadowstrike211]

"Quack damn you" hahahah

[@NascarNixon]

Still my all-time favorite is when Jamie tells the Huskies while sitting in the office chair to "mush".

[@SargeXtrme]

1:33 "I wouldn't say Jamie is an evil genius" I'd say he's an evil mastermind!

[@MrEltord]

Forgot the most important one. " I just had one of those moments where I ask myself, 'what the hell am I doing?'"

[@wang78739]

Jamie: Hi, we're here to buy a trombone. Clerk: Sure, for a student? Adam: Well no, actually we want to blow it up. Clerk: You want to blow it up? [pauses] umm...We have some used ones?

[@polarjet1833]

“I reject your reality and substitute my own” -me quoting Adam today after buying a new hat

[@Quadsie]

Quack, damn you

[@mittfh]

Driving in Heels: Jamie: "Now I might have a problem with doing this, if I was more insecure than I am. As it is, it's just another day on the job."

[@doctoroctagonapus23]

At 110 PSI, you lose a football, but gain a hat.

[@sarahtelkamp4345]

I reject your reality and substitute my own!! I use that line ALL the time! Mythbusters for life!!!! :D

[@renniemcrae516]

I'm gonna miss these guy I pretty much been watching them since Scotty was still in the show

[@ZBot316]

"I'm pumping as fast as I can!" Grant's best line.

[@Vincevaletine]

"Quack damn you." -Jaime. My favorite.

[@MartyMcFly88]

I always enjoy seeing Jamie smile/laugh cause it’s so rare.

[@Bearsca]

"Our death ray doesn't seem to be working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet." - Jamie

[@Bearsca]

"Let's pillage!" - Adam "I don't know if that's legal in California." - Tory

[@MRBirch99]

"Our death ray doesn't seem to be working... I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet" - Jamie

[@hamburgermiam]

Some of these are pure gold XD

[@HeathenHacks]

Man, I wanna' re-watch all of it again.

[@1acroyear1]

1:55 I don't know why, but that death ray line STILL has me laughing. (literal lol)

[@nerdknight111]

I remember the first time I saw that episode That one liner didn’t seem to be working. I was watching it….and……I wasn’t laughing yet

[@DannyShaubolo]

"Jamie wants big boom" - Always a favorite of mine.

[@nerdknight111]

*gets big boom* “Am I missing an eyebrow?”

[@Pow3llMorgan]

What? The absolute best one is from season 1 with the explosive cookie dough in car-myth. When they're done Adam remarks 'We could say we went to Vegas and blew some dough'. Even though I was only about 13 and english not being my first language first time I saw it, I really thought it was an outstanding joke.

[@finstrike7]

Adam: "Let's...Pillage!" Tori: "I dunno if that's legal in California..."

[@smd1983]

Adam: Don't try what we're about to do at home... Jamie: Ever!

[@nerdknight111]

“We’re what you call professionals”

[@BannedOnMain]

Where the hell is "When in doubt, C4"

[@CasimusxPrime]

The line is missing and, damn it, we're gonna get it in a video. When in doubt, make a new one. *chuckles*

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

Godspeed Grant you made science not only fun but engaging

[@Dump_Chuck]

Probably my favorite line from the best show on TV is " When in doubt, C4"

[@leahjohnson7883]

Anybody order some exploding pants? Was also an old favorite from Tory. That and Holy Crap, run!! Lol!

[@joman66]

Grant: "I'm pumping, as fast, as I can!" 1:52 xD

[@mikotoh]

came here after the news of grants death to watch 1:52 again. rest in peace. 💔

[@Zaya_Nalenthi]

My favourite show of all time.

[@RandomAssist]

"This is gonna kill you." -The Hynemen

[@crystlepresson3760]

"Here comes chaos!" My new line.

[@backyardsurvival9720]

Now I understand epic rap battles of histories line” blaze chumps and flip karie butterside up”

[@vanderkarl3927]

Big nostalgia factor, with this

[@glasswalker33]

Grant's take on the Dos Equis commercial was pretty good, too. Not a top ten, but at least a top 20. "I don't normally drink beer, but when I do, I drink MythButsters."

[@kathrinacf5037]

"quack, dam you." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wcdeich4]

How did leave out "I'm having a what the hell are we doing moment" ??

[@kjlg74]

So many memorable lines. Awesome show!

[@The4664GAME]

"Its like a wet tshirt contest realy" that line coming from jamie is probaly my favourite thing ever

[@readysetnogo]

There is not a single day that goes by in which i dont quote mythbusters... by far the best show on tv!

[@sbatou87]

Rest In Peace, Grant Imahara.

[@KennethSorling]

My current favorite is Kari saying "Science tastes like vomit" in the "Cold Feet" myth. Hilarious.

[@ShackleYT]

why does nobody remember the line "DAMN YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE!" and "Here fishy fishy!" from he shark week special? those are hilarious!

[@expandingsalad786]

Ahhh I love all of these so much

[@savannablankenship2427]

0:37 I reject your reality and substitute my own. 1:20 here comes chaos! 1:32 That is messed up! 1:40 high explosives and electricity, whoo! 1:51 pumping as fast as I can!

[@Stormbringer88]

"I'm pumping as fast as I can!" Lmao! Very immature of me to notice that, yes I know...

[@ChickenFriedFabrizio]

"We can never have anything nice"

[@Nlangkirby135]

I reject your reality and substitute my own. Best... Line... EVER!

[@Kaijudomage]

Mine would be Adam's "Is everybody ready for diving?" :D

[@SteveWoo-vj1ww]

Quack damn you

[@hydrocatastrophy132]

My favorite: "quack damn you!"

[@XanderPrime]

these guys have the best job ever

[@ndingo]

I want a T-shirt with Daffy, duck on it and text quack darn you!

[@joshmccalip6053]

My favorite is: "Well there's your problem."

[@gajiodea]

Gravity is not just a theory - It's the law.

[@torontomapleleafer]

"Quack damn you!" "Aaapple... PIE! Mutton! FUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! HASEN FEFFER! FISH!" "Am I missing an eyebrow?!?!" "Well, there's your problem!" "HOLY CRAP, RUN!" "Jamie wants big boom!" And sooo many others...

[@CasimusxPrime]

What happened to Jamie's "I fart on you!" from the plywood glider?! That was t-shirt gold right there.

[@Radman1889]

That was Adam that said that

[@CasimusxPrime]

Eh, I was close.

[@mrblack61]

You mean im not the first to think of "i reject your reality and substitute my own" on tshirt! Well thats a cloud over my day! xD

[@jinguccii]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH :D

[@traviscummings9178]

"Quack, damn you" Words to live by, right there

[@tigerlili242]

One of the best parts of the episode...

[@GregoryTheGr8ster]

So true! I have been thinking the same thing for a while.

[@travelsonic]

"Quack, damn you!" is still my favorite. :D

[@Raaaphael]

R.I.P Grant 😰😰!

[@coolkid564100]

"i reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Salvage

[@notkaywhy]

Person: Hey why isn’t this working? Me: *Hyneman voice* Well there’s your problem.

[@mallorypendleton9153]

"Oh,DAMN YOU AND YOUR SCIENCE!!" XD

[@faye76000]

"... and then you have to silently induce a duck to quack."

[@ghostinng274]

"quack damn you"

[@austinheikkila9305]

RIP Grant Imahara

[@06blueskyes]

i do this kind of one-liners all day every day. I think it is called speaking