What do you get if you pray to your diety? | Baldurs Gate 3

[@SlayXemnas]

You got Lolth's attention. You don't want Lolth's attention.

[@AverageBraids]

You want Lolth to be on your side but not that close that you eventually get sacrificed.

[@shadowdroid776]

Lolth: "Oh, you're doing a lot of stuff that I like. That's great! I can't wait to meet you :)" And then she either kills you so your soul is with her, or she actually visits you and you lose your mind and/or life.

[@erekthus]

@@shadowdroid776 "s*x was great though" - Gale of Waterdeep

[@looneymar9153]

Drizzt got all of her attention for couple hundreds of years at this point and he seems to not be bothered

[@gcook725]

​@@looneymar9153 There were literal wars influenced by Lolth because Drizzt had her attention. Drizzt (and even his companions) went thru constant hell just because she both favored and hated Drizzt. Problem was, Drizzt largely didn't know Lolth felt thst way about him.

[@12trillioniq25]

A real blessing from Lolth would be a -2 to all Saving Throws

[@AverageBraids]

Lolth😁

[@romanabanin2216]

because one not to ask the Flesh Carver for help and blessing, but devote herself to Queen of Spiders only a weak asks the strong takes

[@smackfanxion]

The goddess of stepping on her own people not stepping on her own people. Immersion ruined.

[@madmouse1016]

Fr, or real blessing would be *Surprise pop quiz*

[@guifire9747]

@@smackfanxion Maybe she did step on Tav, but she liked it so it motivated her

[@kwdblade4683]

Lolth: "Ah most excellent. Here is a single solitary jumping spider that will sit on your shoulder and throw insults at you for your weakness for the remainder of the day. Return tomorrow for another!"

[@AverageBraids]

👌

[@gabrieladerre2862]

And you don't wanna find out what happens to you, if anything happens to the Jumping Spider! Which is fair enough!! Because they should be protected!

[@AverageBraids]

@@inigoimago 🤣

[@RaawHax]

Omegalolth

[@AverageBraids]

@@RaawHax 🤣

[@kare880]

*minthara walks up and spits on you, your prayers have been answered*

[@AverageBraids]

LOL

[@celestina6234]

Hot

[@cb2291]

Hawk tuah

[@Cornholio8787]

*blessing received*

[@ChaosLemonVIII]

Minthara knows better than anyone that to worship Lolth is not out of love, but fear

[@TheRifild]

She reacts the same to any diety worship as far as i know

[@sayakyo7024]

@@TheRifild kinda makes sense. as there is no gods left for her etc etc

[@VITAS874]

your gifts you can find them under the temple. It's all fake acutatlly.

[@Veridiano02]

@@VITAS874 It's not fake. You make the donation to the temple, that allows the temple to expanse and get more followers and, I think (not sure if that's how it works in DnD, I think it does, but I may be mistaken) more power to the god in question. But if you take that gold back, you get cursed and attacked by a celestial. And celestials aren't summoned by the temple.

[@VITAS874]

@@Veridiano02 This is probably a reference to real life, when you give donations to church they go into priest pocket and not to improve the temple, for example, or whatever.

[@lazykatie42069]

omg the fact that Minthara disapproves if you make an offering to Lolth is such a nice detail

[@AverageBraids]

👍

[@AverageBraids]

@@inigoimago 👍

[@petrasbirthdaygoblinhoney4565]

Tbh they have a lot of cool stuff like this Like if Minthara invades the grove and you’re a cleric of Elistraee and are like “I WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF A TRUE GOD” Shadowheart disapproves bc while she’s certainly not Selûne, one of Elistraee’s domains is light, and since one of shar’s big things is darkness shadowheart naturally isn’t the biggest fan of Elistraee

[@AverageBraids]

@@petrasbirthdaygoblinhoney4565 👍

[@leek58]

She disapproves no matter who you make an offering too

[@94grungerocker]

Like with most evil deities, you mainly pray to them so they DON'T intervene in your shit

[@AverageBraids]

Thank god they can't read your mind hahahaha.

[@gabrielbjornursidae]

Not me, I pray to Bhaal so that blood will spill. It matters not whose blood it is!

[@sephikong8323]

​@@gabrielbjornursidae*Starts to leak blood from all pores of his body* Bhaal : Ha, this brat said that he wanted to have blood to be spilled but forgot to exclude himself from the deal

[@gabrielbjornursidae]

@@sephikong8323 And the evil Durge would see it as a gift from Poppop.

[@titanuranus3095]

According to what ive heard of Lolth you are lucky to not get covered in spiders

[@MartinToms]

Or unlucky, if you're a devout follower. Depends on the point of view. 😅

[@azramajere]

Where should I pray to get covered in spiders? I'm tired of paying 100$ just to get one

[@KazumiKiguma]

"But it was too late, she was already pouring him a cup of spiders"

[@damienomen669]

I've been trying so hard to piss her off she makes my character a drider.

[@MrBoltstrike]

Or lucky not to be turned into a drow spider. Oh. Drider. I never got that till just now.

[@Kingofredeyes]

Lolth from lore would of struck you down where you stood for daring to ask for help. Really is a missed opportunity that so many times as a cleric of lolth you ask her for help and receive it instead of her fury which would of been far more on theme for her.

[@chesswithconstantine]

If Lolth never helped, there would be no cleric class for her -- and therefore, nobody would worship her. She does help. If you're worthy. She just encourages in-fighting among the clerics.

[@Kingofredeyes]

@@chesswithconstantine there is a difference in "I give you power for your worship/sacrifices" and "you begged me for help so here I go." Lolth explicitly views asking her for help as an insult, which is why the common saying among Drow is "Test me Lolth" with the mindset they have to overcome the tests not ask for help to handle them.

[@chesswithconstantine]

@@Kingofredeyes Wealth is a sacrifice.

[@Kingofredeyes]

@@chesswithconstantine sacrifices to lolth are slaves, IE living people, not wealth. Giving money to her would likely get you killed.

[@thomasfarrish8053]

She would likely just send a handmaiden to make love to you and then they will ask what blessing you would like. At least according to RA Salvatore

[@DahLekKnight]

Real Lolth blessing would show you a +2 but give you an actual -4 at the worst possible time.

[@AverageBraids]

Get 1 all rolls.

[@Born_Yashish]

In the game's defense, you only need 4000 gold's worth offering.

[@catherinekhlebnikova4562]

And you can steal everything back

[@AverageBraids]

@@catherinekhlebnikova4562 You get a debuff if you steal inside the temple

[@Janovjev]

@@AverageBraids Only if you steal it with the character that did the offering. Offer with Tav, steal with Astarion. Done.

[@JangoMango007]

@@Janovjevalso I’m pretty sure the debuff ain’t that bad. Just have to kill a celestial or something.

[@Tawleyn]

@@JangoMango007 It has other effects, but remove curse will nullify those. Whenever you lose the curse, that's when the offended god sends a strong guy after you, which is triggered on death, or Remove Curse.

[@abbey5899]

Lolth just takes your gold and congratulates you on not being the next Kar'niss. Yet.

[@AverageBraids]

😆

[@yahyahyor]

Imagine you did all that and she just changes you into a drider

[@AverageBraids]

It's not that bad, still alive.

[@Life-qo2uj]

A what rider?

[@AverageBraids]

@@Life-qo2uj A drider.

[@zenyatta5064]

LMFAO

[@whatsupwithjinx]

hot

[@matiasluukkanen7718]

Lolth: "I want Minthara. Sacrifice her to my name." Player: "And then you will give me blessing?" Lolth: "Give? Lolth does not give. Lolth takes."

[@nova_supreme8390]

Player: Maybe we can have a compromise. She has forsakem you so I let you punish her by making her a drider. (So we can have a beautiful webbing.) How does that sound?

[@user-wf7sl7sw8k]

Since when is it a problem. You can always use your problem as an offering.

[@Voldrim359]

Is she a god or a demon lord from the abyss? And even then, Orkus who is a big asshole would give me something for a sacrifice, turn me into a lich, a death knight, a cool cursed weapon, but it will be something

[@WildWolfGod]

I think it's be hilarious if praying to Lolth as a Male Drow just gave you -2 Curse instead.

[@sunnyhill7919]

Unless you are Drizzt, then she is all "Hell YEAH! I'll even give you your dad back free of charge". Ad Drizzt wasn't even praying, just snidely said that she is a worthless goddess if she is never nice to her worshippers. Or Jarlaxle. Or Gromph. Or Kimmuriel. She likes them too.

[@Chill-mm4pn]

She's so wild like that. Them: I detest her. Lloth: I like HIM! lol

[@user-wf7sl7sw8k]

We chase what is running from us. Imagine Rock star. It is unlikely that you will notice or fall in love with groupies.

[@unmotivated_might]

It’s criminal this hairstyle isn’t available in character creation

[@AverageBraids]

MODS saved the day.

[@mr.e822]

I actually understand why they didn’t do it. It makes the NPCs feel less unique when you can build yourself to look just like them. By restricting Orin’s hair to her, and Shadowheart’s to her, that makes their characters feel a tiny bit more unique, which just adds on to the incredible job by the voice actors and animation department to really build unique characters throughout the whole game.

[@coffeekat5066]

​@@mr.e822 I mean, I get that side of the debate but it's still a bit of a shame that the PC tends to end up looking a bit bland in comparison.

[@mr.e822]

@@coffeekat5066 I agree with that, they should have had unique fantasy-feeling options for the MC in conjunction with having unavailable hairstyles for the companions.

[@LecherousLizard]

@@mr.e822 Moot argument. NPCs can have their own unique hair styles, there's no problem in that. The thing is, that hairstyles presented to PC are "safe" as if the devs deemed it too problematic to implement more complex hairstyles, like Orin's. Which is clearly not the case, because Orin is allowed to have it and it works perfectly fine for the PC, so... gib more? Nope, better make 10 different afro styles instead and give SH some bowl cut-tier of hairstyle that has no right to fit her more "mature" face.

[@bran2909]

Well given the stakes, maybe even Lloth doesn't want the Absolute to win. Just enough to not shower you in spiders.

[@AverageBraids]

Right? Not just Lolth every god will lose their followers if the Absolute succeeds but they are all afk except for a few gods doing something about it.

[@Grey_Shard]

Pity that it's a generic blessing, because it would be interesting to see how each of the deities differed in the manifestation. Haven't gotten to this part yet with my cleric of Eilistraee.

[@devoncarr3653]

That's what I thought would happen. pretty disappointing it is a generic buff. Seems not much is unique besides some dialogue choices. I feel like the game should just let you be a cleric and offer cleric choices like the do for other classes if there isn't going to be a big difference in god choices.

[@AverageBraids]

I agree the buffs should be different depending on the God you are praying but I guess Larian just doesn't have the time to furnish act 3.

[@rosariofloridia6882]

in this scenario it would have been a malus (Lolth hate when the ones who worship her ask for help or guidance)

[@Dr.Quarex]

It would have taken like five minutes to do different buffs for different deities, I think they just decided they did not want to do it

[@AverageBraids]

@@Dr.Quarex Act 3 is super rushed.

[@NeoHellPoet]

I know it's just a cutesy little side system that doesn't matter, but getting unique buffs from at least the more famous Gods, and maybe getting unique blessings if you give them specific items, eg The Blood of Lathamder to Lathander would be neat and I hope it eventually gets added

[@AverageBraids]

Different buffs, interaction and dialogs would be much appreciated but I don't think Larian will give us that.

[@Anarch_Bushey]

@@AverageBraids Larian is pretty critical of religious institutions. So yeah, probably not.

[@xgreedxx]

@@Anarch_Busheyas a Catholic that’s is disheartening, but I’m not surprised.

[@ave789]

@@xgreedxx critical doesn't necessarily mean they're outright bad -- it just doesn't pull punches against the realities of religion. there's plenty of instances of religion providing hope and strength in bg, but you also have to remember the deities are also very fallible, and a testament to why blind faith in both individuals and institutions is a bad idea.

[@xgreedxx]

@@ave789 problem arises when critical is bad as usually as this goes the criticism is a rhetorical cartoon view of religion based on a atheist fantasy and rhetoric, which is usually the case nowadays.

[@gabagoooby]

You got a -1 approval from minthara if you pray to any deity and a -5 if you pray to Lolth

[@AverageBraids]

🤣

[@onedeadcat]

There's just no right answer for this Goddess is there? "Help me?" Die, weakling. "I want to help you." Die, busybody. "Just praying for you wellness." You calling me inadequate? Die. "I...OMG sorry wrong house!" Lloth empties her entire AR15 clip through the door.

[@AverageBraids]

You just have to be extremely neutral when it comes to Lolth.😂

[@midgetydeath]

MAGAZINE! 😭😤😡🤯

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

Girl : prays to Lolth Lolth : *Steals Astarion for her man-harem then calls you worthless*

[@xepher5479]

I know there’s SO much stuff in this game, but seriously it would’ve been so cool to briefly interact with your deity at an altar as they give you a blessing.

[@davidkozin]

One minor thing of “difference” I noticed was my DURGE Lolth Sworn Drow on redemption path has a slightly different narrated line describing standing before the statue of Selûne than when Shadowheart approaches her: I donated $5000-ish worth for both, but when SH approaches the Narrator ends the opening description with: “Selûne welcomes you.” Before you request her blessing. But to my character, even after my donation and coming back after a rest to get the blessing for the day. she offers the blessing and says my offering proves my devotion, but the warmer reading with “Selune Welcomes you.” Is not there. It is a small thing.

[@NathanielTavington]

an interaction from Lolth would be like all those "This is why australia is scary" spider videos

[@davidkozin]

@@NathanielTavington - whereas an interaction with Eilistraee is an advertisement for a Brazilian Beach Resort during a music festival.

[@Manahyde]

"Interactions" with Lolth are rarely beneficial, especially if you're male

[@fyraltari1889]

Do you want spiders? Because that's how you get spiders.

[@wraithryder]

+2 saving throws to everything is akin to +4 in all 6 ability scores (~24 points worth) albeit w/o skill prof's...4500 gold is cheap and you get the buff all day, everyday. Thing about Saving Throws is that you never overtly see it and no one keeps count of when its really needed so it feels like nothing but for the cost, its a great 20% resist buff to debuffs and status ailments against you including slipping/shoving/knockdown/etc. It's actually really good...and cheap!

[@AverageBraids]

It is cheap but I'm too lazy to go to the temple everytime I rest.

[@Born_Yashish]

@@AverageBraids So the struggle of religious people in real life too. That's a true role playing game XD

[@S3Cs4uN8]

I think you mean 100 gold is cheap. The cost is 500x[Character Level] so hitting up Withers to knock you down to level 1 before you go and get the buff makes it dirt cheap.

[@my3bikaht88]

@@S3Cs4uN8 Or just go to basement and get your money back. Don't forget 'remove curse' spell or scroll and be ready to a fight with a celestial.

[@ВладиславБулаев-л3э]

​@@S3Cs4uN8holy that's a clear 5Head move

[@petrpinc7695]

That Dark Souls 3 main menu background music makes this more chilling than is necessary.

[@akiraspin5550]

Lolth more likely to smother you in spiders for irritating her with a prayer than actually give you a blessing.

[@AverageBraids]

True🤣

[@user-wf7sl7sw8k]

C'mon whole dark elves cities pray to her daily and their civilization thrive with economic prosperity, Innovation, quality medicine, law and order on streets.

[@badthaught]

"LOLTH, I COME BEFORE YOU AS BUT A SERVANT, HUMBLE AND CONTRITE. i have placed my offering and ask for Your favor." Lolth: *chokes on tea* oh shit, I WASN'T READY. UH UH UH UH UMMMMM. *digs around in pockets* here have this!

[@AverageBraids]

👍

[@wrench3118]

😆

[@midgetydeath]

The most responsible Lolth has ever been.

[@YouTubeCensorshipStinks]

So the DnD gods are basically "Dark Urge" hobos holding "Will work for food" signs?

[@AverageBraids]

Worse than that. Praying to Lolth or asking for help is a sign of weakness, so there is a possiblity that you will get eliminated.

[@YouTubeCensorshipStinks]

@@AverageBraids Well yeah. Lloth is the Amber Heard of deities. Expected that much. My girl of choice is Elistraee. Your thumbnail gave me false hope in seeing her dancing with her sword when blessing me with +2 to my already OP Drow lady.

[@user-wf7sl7sw8k]

​@@AverageBraids, who said that prayer to Lolth is sign of weakness? Maybe you just have a good taste and basic sense of gratitude, respect and want to actually develop relationships with her. It is how you frame your prayer. Just like most women and girls Lolth will not find hobo men who says banalities to her and want to get something from her interesting, but will happily respond to a message of gratitude, good compliment, will provjde guidence if you have actual interest in her opinion and interesting case. Imagine female billionaire. Will she give you her money for free. Of course not. Will she support your charity in her name or startup. She may if it interesting.

[@huntcringedown2721]

0:30 smallest donation in your local church btw

[@gregbanks5624]

I was expecting a Yochlol to be sent by Lolth to .... do things

[@AverageBraids]

👍

[@midgetydeath]

Lolth: “Everyone has a maid fetish, right?”

[@tomcoleman8702]

Is it worth it? Not really. But as a Cleric, it was so cool to see the Holy Symbol over your head every day. Did people see the Spider over her head? I had Tymora, so I got the Coin with the Lady Luck on it. Was very cool to see!

[@nathanplumb3782]

The dark souls 3 theme music is a nice touch.

[@AverageBraids]

Thanks

[@cryptictones]

i think the perk is worth it but its kinda dumb that you have to go get it every day. i just end up forgetting about it

[@AverageBraids]

Exactly

[@edwardrhoads7283]

Exactly why I have not done it. Too many things to redo each day already.

[@Ohhhwehere]

lol, in the thumb nail that's the shape Elise from LoL ❤

[@AverageBraids]

Shhh, they don't know that.

[@stephanies2824]

LOVE the hair.

[@AverageBraids]

Its from a MOD "Variant of Orin's hair".

[@marcnolan2409]

I love how Minthara disapproved of your devotion to Lolth 😂

[@StormEagle5]

Pretty sure it's caah value of 4-5k, and the anointed in splendour buff is the same no matter the god.

[@AverageBraids]

Yep

[@coldhaven1233]

Goes to show that no matter the religion, gods can't manifest money. Oh, and forget deeds. We need your devotion to have a cash value.

[@AverageBraids]

@@coldhaven1233 Shhhh

[@poslednisoud]

You gotta love how you fight against the creature whose power rivals that of the gods and seeks world domination and the gods themselves still expect you to chip in on their new car before giving you a little buff.

[@nogitsune4452]

When I worship Tempus the narrator actually calls him out by name. Nothing special, but she does say he's the god of honorable battle and stuff. Guess Amelia Tyler doesn't like spiders.

[@alexastorm4468]

At least Shar's gift was very handy dandi in her temple!

[@blackmoon2128]

That dark souls 3 soundtrack in the background is fitting.

[@Macaronracaron.]

It’d be hilarious if they put that she curses you just for laughs.

[@AverageBraids]

That is totally possible.

[@kasugamichan]

My Tav would offer every poison she had, a bunch of random gems and her beloved family of spiders she has been keeping safe in her pocket since she was 5 years old 😅

[@AverageBraids]

🤣

[@rachelloof7569]

I wonder if warlock would be different..

[@AverageBraids]

Probably the same response.

[@rachelloof7569]

@@AverageBraids might have to try it out on game to see so yee

[@gamer1X12]

lmao cool details in this scene, but not exactly lore accurate. Lore Lolth would've took you out right then and there, or worse yet, cursed you with illness and madness, or enveloped your body in man-eating spiderlings. A male drow probably would've been polymorphed into a drider for the crime of being too annoying.

[@gerardoalvarado8425]

You can always get the statue from the circus in your image to get a permanent bless buff, plus you can be naked

[@AverageBraids]

Done that already

[@shadowwhogames6063]

I didn't even know about that! I was just so confused about why I had a bless buff for no reason!

[@MrFryTastic]

No shit, I was wondering where the permanent bless came from

[@GuyunZhongli-ow4ti]

wait what if u ordered one for ur companions will u still get the buff?

[@gerardoalvarado8425]

@@GuyunZhongli-ow4ti I think only the one that had the statue made out of

[@twtzy8113]

I was so sad when I realized offering the Lathander mace to Lathander doesn’t have any special dialogue and it treats it like any other weapon :(

[@parcoko92]

Liked for the DS3 background music

[@AverageBraids]

👍

[@jacobhernandez4494]

As a kobold, I would rather give an offering to Tiamat. But that's just me I guess.

[@AverageBraids]

👍

[@xXdwsizevilXx]

It's much more common for a priestess of Lolth to pray to one of the Yochlol than Lolth herself. Even then only those with lolths favor dared call upon the handmaidens because they would just as easily turn against the drow that called on them as grant them what they wanted. Lolth herself often couldn't be bothered.

[@ruriva4931]

My lolth-sworn drow’s name is Icarus. She’s a bardbarian who sung praises to Lolth but her faith is actually pretty shallow. Yet despite being shallow her faith is steady for as long as she’s in the underdark to to her nature as a social chameleon. The problems happen when she started to encounter surface dwellers. Lolth isn’t kind to traitors and thus to avoid retribution Icarus remains nominally loyal to Lolth but it’s a dangerous game she’s playing.

[@zeehero7280]

Lolth blesses you with a million phase spiders which will chase and teleport to you for eternity

[@AverageBraids]

🤣

[@leonewulfe5137]

I absolutely love the hair!!!

[@AverageBraids]

MOD list in the description 😁

[@leonewulfe5137]

@@AverageBraids unfortunately I'm a console player 😭

[@drecknathmagladery9118]

Lolth in most depictions wouldn't have helped at all if anything in most instances it would have incurred a debuff rather than a buff. although that debuff would likely have given way to a buff or boon after it passes. basicly a trial Lolth doesnt value weakness. the weak serve the strong and those who are below an allowed threshold must be culled. you only get rewarded if you prove that you are strong. each reward must be earned with an uphill battle for ones life. although it doesnt entirely surprise me that they went with this option because coding Lolth separately and punishing the player for choosing her would both be unnecessarily time consuming and would be a pain for the avarage player also another reason they probably didnt include unique stuff for Lolth is that, despite Lolth being an option Baldur's Gate isn't really a location of particular interest to Lolth. Baldur's gate doesn't currently fall into her list of i want to merge this realm into my own. or at least its not high on that list

[@sohildorle1930]

Ds3 theme hits so hard

[@bellerose3460]

Hello Dark Souls III main theme. I've missed you.

[@lorkh4nn]

welcome home, ashen one

[@andreant862]

Just like George Carlin said, the gods love you and they need MONEY!

[@hectorcott3204]

Wish they could change it so that the blessing is different depending on the god

[@camouflagecamaro99]

Hehe the Elise teaser in the thumbnail

[@AverageBraids]

Shhh they don't that.🤣

[@florianchabaud8548]

I love the fact that you used Dark Souls 3's main theme for this video.

[@AverageBraids]

👍

[@annabellefawn4171]

Dark Souls 3 main menu music goes hard

[@AverageBraids]

That's gotta be Lolth's music when she enters the room.

[@deviousalemanni4235]

Being a sugar momma to your own diety is wild 😅

[@Malvious]

It feels wrong to hear Dark Souls 3 music in BG3, but I... Kinda sorta like it?

[@AverageBraids]

Ran out of idea where to get backround music.

[@ВладиславБулаев-л3э]

​@@AverageBraidsgood choice

[@zwiebeldogs]

The Elise sneak in the thumbnail haha

[@AverageBraids]

Shhh not a lot of players know that.

[@welsh7858]

No wonder she made joke of you with such generous blessing. She's called LoL-th not without reason, after all )))

[@AverageBraids]

Lolth 🤣

[@sckecherten8304]

The souls 3 menu music is somehow fitting

[@quint3ssent1a]

Uhhh, for Lolth accepting sacrifice in money feels unlikely.

[@Konpekikaminari]

It's not about the money It's about the audacity of offering said sacrifice, of almost twice the required amount, to _Lolth_ in the middle of Baldur's Gate I'm pretty sure she can appreciate this violation

[@beardiemom]

I got Lolth's blessing and my father went: "Oh no you don't, young Lady" and stopped my heart for a moment.

[@rivlasdezerai]

My drow was also the Dark Urge, so she got her power from Bhaal

[@AverageBraids]

Nice.

[@Lady_Impressive]

Probably should not have mentioned that last bit. Not everyone has had the game since early access or finished dark urge play throughs. It's sad to have my dark urge spoiled while reading comments. 😢

[@RoxN7]

Lmao minthara told me to excuse her while she went to spit on the altar for lolth

[@lemeres2478]

The correct price here is 4000. Which is the same as a +2 cloak of resistance. So it is something that frees up your cloak slot in return for some micromanagment.

[@AverageBraids]

👍

[@LecherousLizard]

Damn that hair though. Wish games actually put hairstyles like that for the player to use, but the last one I remember is all the way back from goddamn Dragon's Dogma and the game's too old to feature hair physics. Hope DD2 will deliver.

[@AverageBraids]

👍

[@link99055]

Have fun turning into a yochlol

[@AverageBraids]

🤣

[@ASquared544]

I mean +2 in D&D maths is a ton

[@TaxEvader1776]

…You madman

[@vhort804]

DS3 ost playing on the back Gorgeous

[@AverageBraids]

Yep, its Lolth man.

[@colleen6440]

My Tav prayed to Eilistraee and the symbol that pops up was pretty cool.

[@thepancakemann]

As a Cleric of Talos, if i cant destroy the entire statue and the cathedral around it - my piety and devotion will never be acknowledged.

[@kapitankapital6580]

Permanently wild shaped into a spider

[@MonkeOfChaos]

Ayo this is Baldur's Gate 3 not Dark Souls III.

[@AverageBraids]

Shhhh no a lot of people know that.

[@jogzyg2036]

I prayed to my god and all i got was time between shouts reduced by 0%

[@AverageBraids]

👍

[@nopurposeposting1548]

thats dark souls 3 main menu theme

[@OrnsteinSama]

I thought my ds3 has opened by itself

[@AverageBraids]

hahaha

[@MrGnoog]

Its because Lolth dont need stupid moneys or liquids, what about to sacriface 4-5 hearts of childrens?)

[@MrBangBat]

Let's be honest: by thr end of the game, what else are you going to spend money on?

[@AverageBraids]

I love gold, just like all the scrolls, books, papers, armors and weapons I store in my camp box.

[@kamen42]

Helsik's ritual :D

[@shadowdroid776]

​@@AverageBraidsmy thing is hats. Doesn't matter if I have it already, that hat is on my character now. I refuse to sell them lol

[@SuperKratosgamer]

@@kamen42 You dont have to pay, tell her you get teh gloves for her, then intimidate trelling her that you killed a devil in his own house, and you dont have to give the gloves or pay anything

[@alexsolomon8127]

ressurrecting all the dead NPCs along the way?

[@keyn5732]

that's why my drow prays Eilistraee

[@AverageBraids]

You are a good Drow.

[@paleman7611]

I am realy late to the party and I am very surprised no-one said that your character basically looks like Taylor Swift, its so funny

[@AverageBraids]

Yep

[@johnpoole3871]

I was kind of hoping you would be turned into a drider.

[@tedddenzel6769]

Why did I think of Taylor Swift once I saw this Tav lol

[@AverageBraids]

Yep my tav looks like Taylor Swift, its purely accidental btw.

[@Local_commentor]

Gales theme thoo

[@jeuhodo]

Darksouls 3 menu theme hahaha

[@AverageBraids]

Well you are praying to Lolth.

[@Nukinator]

the dark souls 3 menu music got me perking up like NOW WAIT A FUCKIN' MINUTE--

[@AverageBraids]

Hahahaha🤣

[@KikomochiMendoza]

Ooohh Minthara is jealous. How dare you be a better lolth zealot than her 😂

[@Ledargza]

Dnd themed videogame rpgs are always underwhelming about the deities worship, everytime the generalize too much on the cleric class

[@AverageBraids]

Yea

[@nicxlis]

wtf that’s such a good bonus and i was a lolth drow my first playthrough but never came across this

[@BonnieBoestar]

Oh wow that sucks, I thought that every deity at least had some flavor text when getting your blessing because I got some for being a Lathander Cleric. As impressive as some parts of this game is they really dropped the ball when it came to how your class should affect your character. Warlocks never interact with their Patron, Clerics barely ever get even a crumb of interaction from their gods (seriously, not even just a couple of unique voicelines for the tabernacle and maybe Divine Intervention?) and Paladins don't even GET a god anymore for some reason even though the game constantly references that Paladins serve gods.

[@AverageBraids]

It is all the same.

[@BonnieBoestar]

@@AverageBraids Wait, I definitely got unique dialogue when I receive my blessing from Lathander. Its something like "Be of mirth and good cheer, for the Morninglord's radiance smiles upon you!"

[@AverageBraids]

@@BonnieBoestar What I mean is that you get the same buff +2 to saving throws but you get different lines from the gods.

[@AverageBraids]

@@BonnieBoestar Oh, hmm I need to check the dialogs 1 by 1 now brb.

[@Blissy1175]

iirc Paladins don't actually receive their powers from gods in 5th edition, it's just lore that they usually serve gods, because they get their power through the oath they make.

[@Kruukk]

That looks like Elise to me

[@AverageBraids]

Shhh don't tell them.

[@starstreakalex7372]

curious if you can do anything as a non-worshipper character, like for example a human fighter

[@AverageBraids]

All the gods that you please inside the church give you the same buff.😞