this video was forged in a bargain bin by 7 PSVITAs all tangled together as one super gundam no but for real i did actually just get a Steam Deck and man that shit is NOT crappy technology so far im pretty impressed!! and i might do a video about it on Jaquan if that sounds interesting...?? anyways if u see this i hope youre well and your technology is well too and lemme know what you think is crappy down below
@the_blue_chicken Жыл бұрын
Did you fix your laptop after it exploded
@ChrisRey3156 Жыл бұрын
@thematiasmadness7010 Жыл бұрын
Yes please
@DomokiinGaming Жыл бұрын
As far as I’m concerned, the PSP and PSVita was good technology ✨
@zhon5311 Жыл бұрын
Steam Deck is amazing! I picked it up on Summer Sale and I somehow prefer to play some of my library on the Deck than on my thousands dollar Gamer PC. Emulation is also the best! All the way up to Switch! Hope you have a great time with it and I'd love to see a video of your impressions!
@brewstew Жыл бұрын
10 years ago I wrapped my Xbox360 in a bunch of towels and let it run for 45 minutes to ‘fix’ my red ring of death, because a 14 yr old on KZbin told me to. What a time to be alive.
@SirBladewind Жыл бұрын
Did it work?
@aldrinswagmoftw209 Жыл бұрын
I remember sitting next to my older brother and cousin trying this shit back in the day. The video they watched recommended having a fire extinguisher handy and my bro and cousin were like naww dont need that shit.
@TurboPancake Жыл бұрын
HUKAS???
@matthewjalovick Жыл бұрын
Same. I heard that you need to intentionally overheat the hell out of it. So I did. Like 2 hours later it worked for the next 3 years 😅
@curtman1374 Жыл бұрын
I got the red ring within a week of Halo 3's release. Cried like a baby at 13 years old lol
@_AaronSchmidt Жыл бұрын
A new Jakey vid is like when your parents would actually stop at McDonald’s to get you food
@jakedizzle Жыл бұрын
Apt analogy fr lol
@yessir650 Жыл бұрын
*AND* you got an extra chicken nugget in your happy meal!
@lPHOTONl Жыл бұрын
i think jakey is worth more than a comparison to mcdonalds bro...more like when you get taken to a fancy place once a year
@dopeanimekid918 Жыл бұрын
These are fax 💀💀💀
@KenrickBlock Жыл бұрын
YES
@ekki19938 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a joke >Tech Enthusiast: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via Alexa! I love the future! >Security expert: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.
@tybronx24462 ай бұрын
This 😂
@Mango_41611 ай бұрын
4:30 hit the nail on the head, God i miss just actually having buttons for things instead of deciphering the tree of menus to find out how the radio works
@GodofGHz9 ай бұрын
And its 1000x worse in teslas. They have a menu button to open THE GLOVEBOX.
@The_Natalist9 ай бұрын
@@GodofGHz thats disgusting
@VulcanicCloud8 ай бұрын
The ever so annoying and growing trend of "minimalism and futuristic" will be the death of good design and engineering.
@The_Natalist8 ай бұрын
@@VulcanicCloudminimalism has its place, but it can be taken to far
@stingerjohnny99518 ай бұрын
@@GodofGHz But don’t worry, the ai driver will kill plenty of people while you’re busy trying to figure it out. 😜
@abbyreith Жыл бұрын
My biggest technology beef is with printers, literally can't work even if they wanted to. How as a society have printers not gotten cheaper or easier to use? And don't even get me started on taking out loans to buy ink.
@richardwild3942 Жыл бұрын
Ink Jet printers should be illegal
@roflBeck Жыл бұрын
They work like magic if you're on Linux, but other than that, printers are indeed awful. They're finicky in any other OS, and you have to pay a fortune to feed it all the time.
@bobmcbob4399 Жыл бұрын
@@roflBeckI run my printer/scanner from a VM in linux and print to the VM windows print server lol
@Channel-gz9hm Жыл бұрын
Stop buying inkjet printers, stop buying anything made by HP or Canon, and buy yourself a laser printer made by Brother. Two pack rolls of toner for the Brother printers are $35 and last about 3000 pages. Had mine for 9 years and have never had to configure a single driver. Plug in the USB cable and it was ready to go.
@coreywinter8716 Жыл бұрын
ink tanks my guy. less than 25 dollars a bottle, albeit with a bit less ink. point is youre not paying for the cartridge
@ThatDudeinBlue Жыл бұрын
As somebody who reviews cars for a living I was so happy to hear Jakey talk about trash infotainment systems that are usually so terrible - it is a godsend to have a new car with physical knobs for climate control nowadays.
@bizooty8782 Жыл бұрын
Makes me glad that our plastic fantastic modern muscle cars still have some physical buttons in them lol Lookin at you Mk8 Golf...
@Drkbowers1 Жыл бұрын
At first I was sad the my new mazda 3 did not use a touch screen for infotainment but once you get used to it, it's nice to just use the knob on muscle memory and you don't really have to focus on the screen while driving. Also physical buttons for most of the important stuff
@alexbrown1050 Жыл бұрын
It's almost like we designed cars to be operated while looking at the road instead of looking at a tablet. Keep fighting the good fight
@KG-rk7qu Жыл бұрын
The crossover we didn’t know we needed
@cookies23z Жыл бұрын
Omfg TRUE My dad simps for tesla/elon and driving the car I miss my fucking nobs and dials, I dont get the need for "no buttons" the fkn hazard lights button a re hidden behind the fkn screem Meanwhile my friends car (I dont remember the model or even company) has infinite buttons that are useless
@GirAiDWinters11 ай бұрын
I think the airplane AC situation is more of the stewardess being too polite to say "burn, you peasant" than crappy tech.
@KattDa8 ай бұрын
The crappy tech is Capitalism
@soukai8 ай бұрын
It's crappy tech,
@blitheringrando14108 ай бұрын
"We could make your flight comfortable, but then you wouldnt pay more for first class next time" 😂
@adre21946 ай бұрын
What reason would the stewardess have to harbour hostility against the regular passengers? It's not like they get paid any more if you're flying first class.
@Mordecrox6 ай бұрын
@@adre2194have you paid for their hospitality? In corporate I found during the building of our new office that director, president and regular chairs costed the same, but peons have to be "put in their place". One tried to take a prez chair armed with this knowledge, was made to work with an actual cheapo chair that didn't even had arm rests or swivel for the audacity
@Aydos_Barbados Жыл бұрын
Crappy tech: •Paid subscription for media/software •Things with non replaceable batteries •Anything with a rubberised coating
@darksidegryphon53933 ай бұрын
Rubberised coating will eventually turn back into primordial goo or dinosaur juice or whatever.
@giselle9230 Жыл бұрын
The fact that the #1 fix for joycon drift is literally cracking it open and sticking a piece of cardboard under the stick is fucking insane to me
@RustyShackleford556 Жыл бұрын
planned obsolecense my beloved
@SolarScion Жыл бұрын
@@RustyShackleford556 Not just that, but Nintendo being Nintendo and being so cheap with hardware design that it either doesn't work properly at all from day one, And/Or it has a 100% wear out rate within a year.
@crooster1 Жыл бұрын
@@RustyShackleford556 What we OLD dudes did to our TAC-2 joysticks when the fire button stopped working on the Commodore 64.
@schmatzler Жыл бұрын
Man, in 1998 Microsoft made a joystick with light sensors that never drift and are accurate as fuck, but in 2023 we're still using crappy potentiometers in our game controllers that start drifting after playing through one full game...
@RustyShackleford556 Жыл бұрын
@@schmatzler This. We had this problem solved a LONG time ago. The Xbox 360 controllers are the only recent good controllers I can think of, but every old/retro controller I have is still 100% functional
@MissFelice Жыл бұрын
I feel like this could be a 1,000 part series, please continue to tell us about all the crap tech.
@wendelinspegel2842 Жыл бұрын
jake needs a series anyway!
@constantk8780 Жыл бұрын
Hint: it's all of it.
@JakTheLombax8 ай бұрын
I was visiting my parents for Christmas and I finally told my dad he could turn off the motion smoothing crap and he asked me how. We worked our way through the labyrinthian menus and finally found the setting. It's called something different on every TV but we got it turned off and it looked so much better.
@staxmcgee976011 ай бұрын
The controller stick drift is my absolute MOST hated crappy technology. By design. Greedy overlords intentionally using faulty parts to make us spend more money.
@em_the_bee8 ай бұрын
You could certainly spend that money on good keyboard and mouse :^)
@Markus-8Muireg8 ай бұрын
@em_the_bee some games (mostly Japanese ones) need a Controller, keyboard and mouse controls in Elden Ring for example are insulting. Also, don't gaming mice have mouse buttons that break surprisingly frequently?
@em_the_bee8 ай бұрын
@@Markus-8Muireg It depends on the mouse. If I understand correctly, they don't really "break"; they fall out of place a bit, it's a 5-10 minute repair if you have a screw driver And it's not like it happens any often. If anything, the wheel is the weaker part (though it's still not gonna randomly break if you don't knock it on the table or throw it around)
@staxmcgee97608 ай бұрын
@@em_the_bee Nope, not for me. I never understood anyone that would PREFER keyboard and mouse over a controller. Carpal tunnel much?? No thanks lol
@colemanbubar50985 ай бұрын
Gulikit makes great controllers with hall effect joysticks that never develop stick drift
@ZavierG1 Жыл бұрын
I once saw a couple in Walmart and the husband was amazed at how cheap tvs have become. His wife said "yup. egg prices are up, tv prices are down." As if there was a correlation between the two
@SageArdor Жыл бұрын
I want to have a glass of wine with that wife, and I don't even drink.
@aojeda133 Жыл бұрын
Doesn’t sound like they were making a correlation to me. More that they found it odd that eggs prices are going up but something like a tv is coming down in price.
@paladinluke37 Жыл бұрын
Sheeeeeit maybe there is
@darastakid88 Жыл бұрын
@@aojeda133my exact thoughts. He was making a observation that eggs are up and tvs are down. There is no way he was implying the since egg prices are up tvs prices must go down.
@jmanners Жыл бұрын
They're beginning to use egg technology in the tvs
@jameshart4867 Жыл бұрын
Nothing gets under my skin more than software that you can't just buy once and be done. Everything has to be a god damn subscription service.
@mpp4345 Жыл бұрын
Adobe moment
@DELTARYZ Жыл бұрын
I have to shill Affinity products as the Adobe replacement we’ve all been begging for. Couldn’t ask for a better alternative. Please give them money, and absolutely never give Adobe money.
@Coliflower185 Жыл бұрын
remember, at that point, it's not just ethical to pirate it, it's an obligation.
@pointyorb Жыл бұрын
I found another one of my kind
@opagel Жыл бұрын
GameMaker after it got bought by Opera
@Moechella444 Жыл бұрын
Jakey is quality over quantity. dude might upload twice in a year but they're absolute bangers. I'm so glad he doesn't rush it.
@PhobosDDeimos8 ай бұрын
Just like JonTron was. I like it.
@JagoShogun8 ай бұрын
“For every person who dreams up the electric lightbulb, there’s the one who dreams up the Atom Bomb”
@Chris-bz2rf8 ай бұрын
I thought of this exact quote
@papagiorgio6224 Жыл бұрын
I’m convinced that planned obsolescence is the cause people’s anxiety. Everything everywhere is just worse than it needs to be, and people can feel it
@sierra---- Жыл бұрын
they literally unironically dont make em like they used to
@SquirtleTime Жыл бұрын
You didn’t have to get that real, but fuck me what a hard truth
@Sorin2120 Жыл бұрын
One of the many failings of capitalism
@immaculatetoilet Жыл бұрын
Also, a great song by the band Gojira (planned obsolescence). This is not the future previously dreamed about, that’s for sure.
@tiagosantos5653 Жыл бұрын
@@Sorin2120 still less failings than any other system known to humanity
@EddyBurback Жыл бұрын
The third PS5 controller I bought (because my other two had stick drift) got stuck drift in TWO WEEKS
@AntiSoraXVI Жыл бұрын
Somehow Nintendo is to blame for this
@AsteroSloth Жыл бұрын
My PS5 controller still works after two years wdym😭
@ragnarockerbunny Жыл бұрын
RIP I had my Dualshock 3 for 9 fucking years before the board inside gave in and my PS2's Dualshock 2 lost the rubber on the left stick but still just fucking works, it's not even a second remote, it's my first one, the one that came with the PS2, that shit outlasted the PS2 itself.
@LukieLuke5 Жыл бұрын
This is why they make them this way. Because people like you will just buy another, so it makes them way more money this way.
@Scott-ql2kx Жыл бұрын
wtf are you people doing to your playstation controllers? i've had every gen, two controllers every time, literally zero problems.
@dragons_red Жыл бұрын
When will everyone learn that tech isn't going to actually make things better except for companies who want you to pay more for less?
@MaticTheProto9 ай бұрын
So you prefer making your own medicine over proper treatments? I mean I can’t stop you…
@thewhitefalcon85398 ай бұрын
Did you watch the video @@MaticTheProto
@bigbossnass92408 ай бұрын
Both my Joycons have such terrible buttons not working issues and drift issues in wireless mode, I bought another one, terrible buttons not working issues and drift issues in wireless mode. Nintendo's response at the time was: "there aren't ACTUALLY any issues." My response: I bought a pro controller and it has worked perfectly in wireless mode ever since.
@BigFalconar Жыл бұрын
That movie while driving simulator is the most perfect “how easy distracted driving is” moment I’ve ever witnessed. I was so focused on the nic cage movie that I was genuinely freaked out when I saw the car accident from the drivers’ perspective. Safety NakeyJakey moment of 2023.
@joelbroadcastinggroup7991 Жыл бұрын
imagine he just makes a fucking spin-off channel reviewing the safety of random things called safetyjakey
@Nacho.999. Жыл бұрын
@@joelbroadcastinggroup7991you could have said SafeyJakey and you somehow fucked it up
@jquickri Жыл бұрын
For me the most recent edition of crappy technology was visiting a mall where they didn't have a map. They had a qr code where I could download an app and after that. I had to input my personal info and then I finally got a map with no key. Instead I could I put where I wanted to go and it would tell me how to get there by using location services but it still couldn't tell me just generally what stores were around me. So much worse than a fucking map.
@cupriferouscatalyst3708 Жыл бұрын
Similar experience here was a convention where the schedule was only available in some app that required two separate accounts and then still couldn't figure out what time it was. The most annoying part is that when I last went to the same con like ten years ago, they had a paper/PDF schedule that worked just fine, and it's like, why not just stick with that?
@VickyViolet Жыл бұрын
If a restaurant makes me scan a QR code to read their menu, I am burning that establishment to the ground.
@Blakbox928 ай бұрын
Imagine the amount of money they wasted with that crappy system instead of just printing some brochures or just having a printout of the map behind some plastic on a sign post. Like damn.
@literofcretin8 ай бұрын
We're in the counterintuitive era of technology where the novelty of everything being integrated into the internet and smart devices has become a detriment to convenience.
@kylegonewild2 ай бұрын
@@literofcretin You can have an online map without tying it to a phone app lol. They just want to sell your data
@puppercop943811 ай бұрын
the ironic TV G logo while he says "It can still be a piece of shit" at the 2:00 mark made me spit my drink
@andrewjazdzyk12158 ай бұрын
I love that you used the gba sp as an example of amazing design because I still pull mine out every once and awhile and admire just how compact/pretty/functional it is.
@ohno55595 ай бұрын
Kind of insane that the GBA line only had 2 face buttons, though
@doopersfr Жыл бұрын
by far the worst technology I have been experiencing too much recently is college and university websites. the intuitive navigation of these sites is nonexistent and half the time, the information I want to find like time-based stuff is outdated or incomplete. I have so many bookmarks for information I only need sometimes because I KNOW I will forget how to find it again. university make a usable website challenge IMPOSSIBLE.
@townfool4682 Жыл бұрын
the site that my university used for course registration crashed every year when people tried to... register for courses. i swear the site could not handle more than 20 people on it at a time, and its sole purpose was for course registration. i have no idea who designs university sites but they are doing a very bad job lol
@Thomas.c4647 Жыл бұрын
My university still links to a company on the home page to order books but it's been out of business close to a year....
@KuroOnehalf Жыл бұрын
Glad things haven't changed in the last 10 years.
@drunkenhobo8020 Жыл бұрын
Interesting to hear they haven't improved since the late 2000s. Actually I had figured that out anyway - was applying for a job at a local university and trying to search careers on their site takes me back to late 90s internet. The careers page is all just one big alphabetical list.
@BerkayKocOfficial Жыл бұрын
@@townfool4682 My uni has the exact same problem every goddamn semester lmfao. They recently redesigned the interface, and not only was the redesign worse in many ways, that crashing problem was still in the redesign and gotten even worse that the uni was forced to keep the old website alive. Literally, no progress was made whatsoever, yet I’m pretty sure them webmasters and designers got paid in a great deal.
@ifistedabear Жыл бұрын
The car touchscreen controls has been a pet peeve of mine for a while now. It's not only an additional distraction taken over by as you mentioned a muscle memory, but when if your touchscreen control goes to shit for whatever reason, you have ZERO access to climate controls. What if it dies on you in the dead of winter and you can't defrost your windows? "Sorry boss, I'm gonna be late because I can't see out of my window due to my touchscreen faulting on me."
@aurifulgore Жыл бұрын
A lot of car touchscreens just suck, too. Watching my dad, a tech savvy and broad fingered guy struggle to click on maps because the touchscreen pressure is so picky is infuriating lol
@condensationbear1814 Жыл бұрын
IMO the only thing touchscreens are meant for are maps- cause those are the only thing that’s inefficient asl in it’s physical form. 💀 Everything else 100% should be physical buttons
@danonck Жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more. I can't imagine driving a car with a touchscreen. It's convenient for me to use all the functions (maps, music, phonecalls) using voice commands, buttons on the steering wheel and the joystick in the middle. I once drove a WV which had the worst touchscreen I've ever experienced, bar from maybe ticket buying machines. Its touchmap was impossible to get right. Sometimes it worked with a slightest touch (when you didn't expect it) and if you really wanted to pick some function you had to push 10x as hard as you would a physical button
@bobmcbob4399 Жыл бұрын
This is bought to you by "Digitalization" and Claus by the way. Just so you know who to blame.
@incandescentdream Жыл бұрын
YES I'm gonna feel like an old man asking if they make any newer vehicles with manual knobs :D
@broomguy78 ай бұрын
My Switch Joycons drift around like it's midnight in Tokyo circa 1992, meanwhile my old-as-dirt PS2 controllers work flawlessly whenever I feel like playing a PS2 game.
@korosuke178811 ай бұрын
I think peak consumer tech was around 2010. After that, it's all disposable garbage at twice the price. Bluetooth earbuds being the most obvious example. Wire is objectevely better. They have higher "sound definition" or whatever you call it in English, absolutely no chance it will give you a brain tumor, cheaper, etc. The only reason some people prefer wireless is because they have no idea that comfortable wire earbuds actually did exist back in the day, and are still available if you know what you're looking for.
@Inirit Жыл бұрын
That bit about smart TVs was extra relevant for me. I dragged my feet on getting one for a long time under the assumption that the first few generations of them would be crap and I'd just wait until they worked out all the issues. Well I finally got one a few months ago, went with a well-known brand and paid quite a lot of money for it, and while the picture quality is fantastic I am constantly left dumbfounded by how godawful the actual "smart" part of the smart TV is. Embarrassingly slow menus, motion blurring nonsense, arcane menus, so many extra steps just to plug in and detect a god damn game console, but by far the worst thing was when I turned it on for the first time and let it sit on the dashboard for a minute or so it started playing video ads. Full screen video ads with audio on a TV priced in the 4 figure range. I love modern technology.
@majorgnu Жыл бұрын
For now we can at least leave them without Internet access and use as plain TVs, but I wouldn't be too surprised if they started coming with built-in cell network access that you can't turn off just to be able to serve you ads and collect data.
@eruannster Жыл бұрын
I strongly recommend getting a dedicated media player box, like an Apple TV or an Nvidia Shield. You get all the good parts of the TV and skip all the bullshit nonsense UI.
@kotzpenner Жыл бұрын
I always shill for Philips smart TV, not only do they have great backlight, the smart aspect is also non-intrusive. When I watch TV at friends who have another TV we always get annoyed af when ads from the smart TV pop up, like wtf, I paid for getting ads shown? Meanwhile my TV has all I need and even has a nice keyboard on the back of the remote. Also recommended to my mom who got one. And it's pretty cheap, like I paid around 500€ years ago for a 4k 50 inch TV with all bells and whistles. Apparently they're more expensive now.
@muhammadhamzashahid7905 Жыл бұрын
Just go for the ones with AndroidTV OS and skip the crappy UI problems
@extraordinarilybasic3250 Жыл бұрын
Samsung, you don't have to say it. They use shitty cpus
@therealjuralumin3416 Жыл бұрын
I encouraged my parents to buy the same TV as me simply because I already knew how to use it, it made fixing all that crap like frame smoothing way easier, and I knew they would never figure out how to do it themselves 😅
@NakeyJakey Жыл бұрын
this is actually such a fire strategy hahaha
@TheZINGularity Жыл бұрын
@@NakeyJakeyLike a phone after charging it in your pocket kind of fire?
@keelansmith999 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who actually like a motion smoothing? 😅
@harrisonmckinney7659 Жыл бұрын
@@keelansmith999yes! What are you? A terminator?
@von... Жыл бұрын
@@keelansmith999 yes, just watch uncompressed/actual 4k content (not from netflix) & you dont need to smooth out all the jankness from the compression artifacts because it isn't there. also btw if you get something other than a TCL cheap TV, try hooking up a PC to it that actually supports the highest fidelity & refresh rate it is able to display - something other than a roku or using the smart tv stuff. bc hooking up a tiny pc to my TV & spending like a night setting it up as a media host on it has been a wild QoL upgrade. Literally everyone asks why it looks so much better than their expensive tv... its because fuck netflix, even their most expensive 4k package still sucks ass. I am not saying pirate everything, but living life on the high seas is VASTLY superior to the current quality of any mainstream service in 2023.
@PanzerMan33211 ай бұрын
I was looking to replace my car's FM radio with an aftermarket one with a Bluetooth option, but even the aftermarket new head units are all touch screen infotainment GPS crap for a 20 year old car. Eventually I was able to find one with like a hundred actual buttons and big stupid dial on the middle for the volume. I love it.
@weston4073 ай бұрын
when i was in the market for a new stereo a few years ago, i could NOT find one that had a volume dial that wasn’t cost prohibitive - all i wanted was a volume dial and not up and down buttons but it just wasn’t in the cards
@mtmesa390Ай бұрын
Sony, Panasonic etc still make these old units. I live in Aus and will find a bunch of them at any auto store, but you can find them easy by just searching Sony single din head unit
@ringersol Жыл бұрын
My #1 crappy technology experience was probably the time when me and some friends were looking through a shelf of dvds, And crappy movies to watch, And ended up watching antz, But due to the fact that the dvd player had digital buttons, We were unable to take the disc out, And so we ended up watching antz 2 more times
@jarvis Жыл бұрын
my phone blew up watching this thanky jakey
@virtual2288 Жыл бұрын
Then don't buy crappy phones like smasnug and appl, buy the superior chatter telephone lmao.
@braevinmaund1210 Жыл бұрын
@@virtual2288 bruh snamguns and pabble to be pretty dogshit fr fr
@jorma8567 Жыл бұрын
omg it's my favorite alpha redpill chad podcaster!!!1
@michaelwesten4624 Жыл бұрын
man, it's great to be back to short, snappy, full on cranked videos with jokes in them
@NakeyJakey Жыл бұрын
this is what im sayin michael
@Vistalgia Жыл бұрын
@@NakeyJakeyMichael Clayton It’s because of you I saw that film. An amazing decision.
@mintfloss15 Жыл бұрын
hey michaelsoft
@Kerbonauts123 Жыл бұрын
@@NakeyJakey Will your upload schedule be improved or will it be made by Roku?
@BlackXSunlight6 ай бұрын
4:54 ugh this. My friend’s Toyota had a physical analog buttons on her steering wheel to control her volume and AC and I love it, looking for that for my next ride
@lunchfood55855 ай бұрын
Loved seeing infotainment screen I work at an independent mechanic shop and the amount of calls we get about these failing is nuts what makes it even more fun is that theyre all proprietary and even within the brand they’re different car electronics are wild and go obsolete quickly some cars have specific things tied into the infotainment screen such as putting your wipers in service position or if you have a electric parking brake you have to release it to be able to change the brake pads and rotors in the rear as well as just being able to turn off the service message and when they break it’s dumb expensive just the dials in a bmw is a 700-1000$ instal for just a dial to navigate the infotainment screen
@MaSTARMedia Жыл бұрын
I lost it at the 45 second delay on Roku TVs. That hit too close to home
@AdamSambuco Жыл бұрын
My Roku TV is 10x more responsive than the Samsung which is smaller and newer.
@unlimitedDada Жыл бұрын
I was straight up in the middle of using my Roku TV as he said that.
@dizzymash6235 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit you're here too? Everyone loves Nakey Jakey lol
@mchjsosde Жыл бұрын
@@AdamSambuco yeah if ur remote is screwy just use the phone app which works awesome and you can create shortcuts to ur favorite shows too so less clicking anyway
@STOPSYPHER Жыл бұрын
@@mchjsosde the phone app for my roku still has input delay 🗿
@maxwellhouse7508 ай бұрын
Thank you for the comment on physical climate controls in cars. I so agree. I almost handed in my 2013 Explorer which had plenty of life in it for the small Bronco because I liked the look and climate controls. Screen climate controls are butt awful. Both nice vehicles but in the end I kept the Explorer because it is more comfortable and the trade value wasn’t right.
@mind-of-neo8 ай бұрын
The super widescreen formats always just felt like getting less picture rather than more
@TheBcoolGuy Жыл бұрын
PS2 controllers have a built-in hardware countermeasure against stick drift and it works practically flawlessly. It's not hard for manufacturers to make either.
@smailchali5102 Жыл бұрын
why spend money on customer satisfaction when you can make more money on customer dissatisfaction
@Drekromancer Жыл бұрын
@@smailchali5102 This seemed like a smartass comment until it decked me in the brain. Now I'm just staring off into the distance and contemplating the truth bomb you just dropped on me. Thanks for sharing, friend. ❤
@nezunish-898 Жыл бұрын
True tho. There this thing call hall effect sensor which some aftermarket/ custom controller use . Sure it a tad expensive but if it last longer and more durable yeah sure worth the price
@game_boyd1644 Жыл бұрын
@@smailchali5102 Capitalist innovation
@jim-myjumbo789 Жыл бұрын
My ps5 says otherwise
@kaitlin9288 Жыл бұрын
In a time where quality video essays feel like they're getting longer and longer, I am once again impressed by Jakey's ability to create a video that feels like a satisfying viewing experience in like 12 minutes
@peaknostalgia Жыл бұрын
facts. youtube video essays are getting too long for something you could read in 30 seconds on wikipedia
@chikinonfrydai Жыл бұрын
are you saying you DON’T want 20 hour video essays about skyrim?
@theviniso Жыл бұрын
@@chikinonfrydai Of course not. A 4 hour video essay about Skyrim, on the other hand...
@chikinonfrydai Жыл бұрын
@@theviniso kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnmzYWWAeqhofpI this is the 20 hour video i’m referring to, it’s a really good retrospective, but it’s long af
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
Seriously. I don’t have the attention span nor time for a 5 hour analysis of Insert 2000’s Pop Culture Show Here
@eltondefrance12014 ай бұрын
Cant believe Jakey passes it to Jakey and to Jakey like that in the ad read. Feels like the beastie boys
@SlamdalfTheGrey11 ай бұрын
"Or a separate Roku streaming device to plug into your Roku TV and your Roku pajamas and your Roku house with your Roku spouse in her Roku blouse, while your Roku cat named Cole Sprouse gets pounced by a Roku mouse who's gonna douse your house" -Jakey 2023 colorized
@ParotandArmorfinish Жыл бұрын
The most annoying thing about stick drift isn’t just that we’ve literally figured out how to fix it, but my older controllers either never got it or it was much milder and took years
@anotherrandomguy8871 Жыл бұрын
Same here, my recent c ox controllers are the only ones to ever actually stick drift. Others for years I didn’t have this problem with my older controllers…well until I did, but it took a long as damn time.
@anotherrandomguy8871 Жыл бұрын
But now i have another problem with my Xbox which I have figured out isn’t a very uncommon problem, that being controllers having a very crappy Bluetooth to the console no matter if the controller is new or not or if you reset the console or use a wire, which this just makes having an Xbox useless since now you can’t play it for longer than a few seconds before it disconnects. Plus I’ve heard that people brought new controllers and Xbox consoles just to have the same problem happen right after setting it up.
@markellii30936 ай бұрын
My psp still doesn't have it.
@Dorraj6 ай бұрын
The fix for stick drift is to make controllers with hall effect sticks instead. But companies would rather save literal cents and use the awful ones. Oh also so you buy more controllers cause if they lasted too long, how are they gonna make money?
@Gruwg20245 ай бұрын
@@anotherrandomguy8871”cock controller”? Keep that to yourself man we don’t want to hear about it
@maanonthemoon Жыл бұрын
Nakey is like that cousin that randomly pops up out of nowhere but you're excited to see what he's going to show you.
@incandescentdream Жыл бұрын
I didn't realize I missed him until this video popped up
@CheeseOnMyPizza Жыл бұрын
First thing I did was scroll down into the comment section because I knew immediately I'd find someone who has said this comment a thousand times on Jakey's videos.
@maanonthemoon Жыл бұрын
@@CheeseOnMyPizza yeah you gotta keep it alive at this point
@CheeseOnMyPizza Жыл бұрын
@@maanonthemoon It's the running meme
@sackerland Жыл бұрын
I had an uncle like that once. I think he went to prison...
@ragekage2094 ай бұрын
this video makes me nostalgic for the "you know what's bullshit" series AVGN used to do. i just love funny people complaining about shitty inconveniences in modern life i guess
@Sturdy_Penguin7 күн бұрын
I know this video is already over a year old but god damn that intro about the father with the TV hit me so hard it gave me a concussion. I swear my father has the exact same setup. Has a 4K smart TV, has a cable connection that costs over $100/month, and still watches channels via antenna and either offering to help (stops you every ten seconds to take the control back because he thinks he knows what you're doing so you wait patiently for two minutes of pointless flailing through options until you get the remote back for another ten seconds) or just suffering through it.
@itcouldbelupus28423 күн бұрын
That sucks so bad, I don't know why boomers can't see it. It's like so long as the tv is big and on it looks fine to them.
@TheStrix Жыл бұрын
Oh my god, the dudes playing melee and brawl at my college would hold a lighter up to the TV EVERY SINGLE DAY to get past the menu without needing the sensor bar! I'm so glad other people have experienced this!
@kered13 Жыл бұрын
These days we homebrew our Wiis and use BootMii to bypass the home menu and go straight into USB Loader GX or Nintendont, all of which work perfectly fine with just Gamecube controllers.
@elyjahkidnot Жыл бұрын
If you have a wii classic controller you also do not need a sensor bar to play, because the left stick will trigger the cursor to move!
@Geeler Жыл бұрын
Two candles work even better
@noboty4168 Жыл бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes.
@maxlhetvxhywxvxbm7645 Жыл бұрын
We had to use a lamp light bulb as the sensor, I just found out candles work too
@AedynWolf Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for mentioning the replacement of physical buttons in modern cars. Absolutely hate that trend because physical switches and buttons are objectively better for some things over using a stupid laggy touchscreen while you're driving down the freeway
@RobertJones-bs9pf8 ай бұрын
As I feel my body and soul aging, I become more and more convinced that touchscreens are inherently a design flaw.
@AnalogStick954 күн бұрын
I have rewatched this video, I don't know how many times now and "This ball is full of nickels. But I'll never give you the code" gets me every single time
@TimeBucks Жыл бұрын
Very entertaining sense of humor
@morellatovar4151 Жыл бұрын
Bien
@indrajpatel8480 Жыл бұрын
Very nice
@Aseal223 Жыл бұрын
Good
@ArjunParamanik-jd9dw Жыл бұрын
Hi
@ArjunParamanik-jd9dw Жыл бұрын
Hi
@PossumReviews Жыл бұрын
How about that time Amazon locked a guy out of his own "smart home" when a delivery guy falsely accused him of saying something racist when he wasn't even home? Or that time energy companies started turning off the air conditioning in houses with "smart thermostats" while people were sleeping during a heat wave?
@jeremy____5747 Жыл бұрын
There's a story about a WeWork location with a sliding door and an umbrella fell down and jammed the door shut and everyone who had a membership at that WeWork location spent WEEKS trying to get someone from the company to come let them in. They were being billed!
@VitalVampyr6 ай бұрын
I don't think "that time" with the smart thermostats was ever. Energy companies have no real incentive to prevent people from using power at off peak times (such as when they're sleeping) since selling power is how they make money. They only want to reduce load in peak times since that's when power is most expensive for them to buy and if the load is too high it causes a blackout (meaning they can't sell any power and will probably have to pay a bunch of people overtime fixing the power). Also when they do manage customer thermostats they just adjust the set temperature rather than cutting off climate control entirely. I've never heard of company managed thermostats that the customer couldn't manually override temporarily anyway.
@CasimirWheelwright2 ай бұрын
@@VitalVampyrinstead of typing a long paragraph why no company would ever do something like that, how about you take two seconds and google it. It happened on August 7, 2022 in Colorado by an energy company called Xcel, and over 22,000 people had their thermostat disabled during a heat wave.
@AetherWorkz Жыл бұрын
The fact that you could download limewire premium with limewire still rings in my ears to this day
@slaw836310 ай бұрын
Instantaneous communication, people only started calling themselves introverts after we started being expected to be within reach at all times
@robertlois773 Жыл бұрын
I’m pursuing a PhD in cybersecurity (electrical engineering actually with emphasis on security) and I can say that this crappy tech we put in our cars and other appliances is a huge security risk. Excited to see what happens next ;)
@behavior2836 Жыл бұрын
Could you elaborate? sounds interesting!
@alexanderredhorse1297 Жыл бұрын
@@behavior2836 i mean, you dont need to "pursue a PhD in Cyber" to know what this goober just said (he isnt pursuing shit). but basically these garbage "smart" devices connect to your home gateway, which if a vector from outside LAN can access one of those garbage devices - like your "smart washing machine" for instance it can quickly other systems on the network that could potentially have sensitive information. If you think about the average household - most people prolly aren't thinking about ways their "smart fridge" might not have security measures implemented to NOT communicate with desktop computers/phones - but it doesn't matter either way once the vector has accessed the home gateway - even with the proper security settings on your personal devices - some attack vectors can still gain access depending on other factors with security on your network and of course following proper protocol - like not sticking random USB drives into your systems, etc.
@nwerd7584 Жыл бұрын
its supposed to be, insurance and constant repairs. thats why I dont drive a car.
@robertlois773 Жыл бұрын
im pursuing your mother.@@alexanderredhorse1297 you're right, you don't need to be a smarty pants to know that this off-the-shelf tech with shitty SBOMs and HBOMs is riddled with programming errors from ass programmers that only know JavaScript but are writing in C and hardware from all of the world with hidden exploits. on a high-level, your comment is right - the attack surface is increasing as we add more bells and whistles to our devices. The Internet of Things comes with benefits but its a double-edged sword. But it only takes a few nincompoops to fuck something up. But I politely disagree that you need higher academics to understand how we can maintain efficacy in our devices and resilience - especially since a lot of this shitty tech is being thrown into mission-critical devices like cars and our Nation's powergrid. IF you are curious to take a deeper dive, take a look at how the Formal Methods community is mathematically proving security properties in their code. There is an operating system that was built from scratch using rigorous and concise proofs. It was deployed and tested in a drone and was 'unhackable' - its called the seL4 microkernel. TAKE A HIKE.
@jashelps Жыл бұрын
@@behavior2836You can basically remote control cars in some fashion since like the first cars that had driving functions connected to a computer that allows wireless bi directional communication for like 15years + already Best thing its not even that hard to do I can start my moms car with my old ass laptop since 2011, make the speakers go boom and activate cruise control never been patched or anything on that opel astra something something and that was me just bein a dumb ass kid doing a it course safety analysis of a wireless connecting device
@cyarain Жыл бұрын
Whenever Jakey uploads, it's like a triple A studio making a good game It's rare to see and it's bound to be a good time
@isaacsee3807 Жыл бұрын
i mean not even just rare because he doesnt post a lot, but rare because they’res only few creators that just release bangers everytime like EmpLemon or Degenorocity
@shreknskrubgaming7248 Жыл бұрын
@@isaacsee3807 Lemmino is great like that too. Loved all of his videos that have come out.
@filmfilm866 ай бұрын
I still have a blackberry... no company wants to give service so no one can call me. I call it a win win
@OldHickory176 Жыл бұрын
I definitely have a lot of opinions about the tech items I use regularly, but my biggest gripe is definitely the buttons thing. Touch screens are cool and all, but all my old consoles still work and my old Prius's barely functioning touch screen nearly forced me into heatstroke.
@thewhitefalcon85398 ай бұрын
if you actually got heatstroke the resulting media shitstorm would have made them change it
@mama_krama Жыл бұрын
Thank you for speaking out against the cancer that is default TV settings, even at the high-end. Every time I walk into a friend's house and see their disgusting TV I turn into an RTings evangelist and ask for their remote.
@mactep1 Жыл бұрын
Yup, even a really crappy budget smart tv can look really nice if you bother to spend just a few minutes adjusting the settings, not that i care about it being a smart TV, it was what i available, used the smart features twice and then disconnected it from them wifi.
@Autunite Жыл бұрын
Yep, first thing I did when I got my new OLED was to turn off motion smoothing and all the unnecessary dynamic settings, and instead tune it manually.
@jaymills1111 Жыл бұрын
@@Autunite Fucking motion smoothing has had me looking up whether or not a game has had a new shittily implimented 60fps cap any time I see it
@deefable Жыл бұрын
My friends no longer let me touch the game settings bc of this
@nezunish-898 Жыл бұрын
True do , had to fix my grandma TV as she complain why the TV look bad . Turn out the all the gimicky setting make the TV quality worse.
@tuong194 Жыл бұрын
Everytime someone mentions Apple, my hatred for them gets awakened again. They literally started one of the most... "questionable" tech trend that I've ever witnessed: the removal of 3.5 mm headphone jack on mobile devices. Edit: lol I forget this comment ever existed, thanks for the likes. Whatever it is, just don't be mean to each other here
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
They did it because people could use Square or whatever instead of Apple Wallet
@AllenTool_NYC Жыл бұрын
i keep losing my DONGLES
@gnshnor Жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBBapple sells the square reader in their stores bri
@seanonraet8327 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget selling you a phone charger separately
@lycu3093 Жыл бұрын
ok
@durbeshpatel30477 ай бұрын
Buttons in a car is a big thing, you simply do not get any tactile feedback from a touchscreen, so you have to look at it.
@Akelsien11 ай бұрын
that Gameboy SP joke hit home, i was going through my old Gameboy games and tried to turn it on and it still worked i was mind blown
@andrewjazdzyk12158 ай бұрын
That's no joke, that thing was designed amazingly. Still love how compact it is.
@JCee3223 Жыл бұрын
This video resonated with me so hard. It's so true that technology nowadays is getting infinitely less user friendly and more convoluted. Especially smart TVs and car infotainment systems. Phones are also becoming less functional/repairable too.
@BumblingFool91211 ай бұрын
literally just sorted out myself a slightly 4G capable Nokia 8110 phone precisely cause I wanted something w/ more buttons and simple usage. it STILL came with minor bloatware :L
@MrCaiobrz8 ай бұрын
Stop using iPhones and all of the sudden phones are functional, last longer and even repairble dude
@ObeseChess8 ай бұрын
Everything is just such a fucking pain in the ass
@valdezinatorpro1377 Жыл бұрын
Dude, completely agree with what you said about the PS5 controller. I dropped mine a while ago and I almost got a heart attack thinking I broke it. Let's make handheld devices more durable, because human beings are not good at holding things.
@MrGrimlocke Жыл бұрын
Do ps5 controllers really break that easily? I only have a ps4, but my controller that I got with the console in 2015 still works perfectly. Are the ps5 controllers worse?
@LukieLuke5 Жыл бұрын
@@MrGrimlockeThe Ps4 triggers would wear out on me super fast. Not so much the sticks. But still they weren't well made controllers either.
@PixyEm Жыл бұрын
They really knew how to build durable crap back in the 90s. Can you even break a gameboy?
@valdezinatorpro1377 Жыл бұрын
@@MrGrimlocke The biggest thing I'm worried about is the adaptive triggers snapping. It feels pretty delicate, and there have been reports of it malfunctioning.
@valdezinatorpro1377 Жыл бұрын
@@PixyEm Prolly used tech made during the cold war.
@FlareonGames Жыл бұрын
Being in the sky in a for hours eating five peanuts per bag and turning off your neighbor “Snakes on a Plane” movie by accident is all we can do so far… if we go to the point of good AC ventilation, we might think we some kind of gods…
@jakeriffel364311 ай бұрын
You just put words to every single little thing that has been annoying the shit out of me for the past year! THANK YOU!!
@jackwoodbury5224 Жыл бұрын
You’re spot on with the touch screen thing. My mother in law’s dvd player had a touch screen instead of buttons, and it did this super cool thing where it would react as if someone had touched the open/close option anytime a shadow moved across it. I had to manually disconnect the touch screen capability to make the dvd player useable at all. Now she just operates it with her remote and all its beautiful, fully functioning, buttons.
@Engineer_Who Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a news story I saw a few years ago about the US Navy deciding to replace all their ships' new touchscreen systems with good ol' knobs and levers because they just work better. And because the touchscreens caused fatal accidents.
@JJ_1x Жыл бұрын
I work for the navy and my ship still has them. Makes me lose my shit constantly because they suck so bad, I'm baffled that someone spent millions to refit a ship with a less safe and reliable control system. There is literally no advantage. Not a single one.
@FelipeJaquez Жыл бұрын
@@JJ_1x Well you see random angry janitor on the USS North Dakota or whatever when the enemy is firing on you there's no time for some random firmware updates or screens which don't register inputs. Buttons and knobs may get wear and tear over time but they're infinitely easier to fix than a touchscreen.
@JJ_1x Жыл бұрын
@@FelipeJaquez I know I'm saying they should all be knobs but we have touchscreens instead
@FerretsForever948 ай бұрын
My 76 year old dad just bought a new car. It has an infotainment system in the car. He still uses a Nokia brick phone because he refuses to learn how to use an iPhone, so he's never gonna figure out how to use the aircon on his car ever again.
@Breakstuff5050 Жыл бұрын
Wow, the old ps3 in the oven trick.. oh the memories! I had to bake it like once a month towards the end Lol
@djentlemann6663 Жыл бұрын
Completely agree about the whole physical button thing. I bought some cheap bluetooth earphones, the ones that have a wire connecting the left and right together so u dont lose em and they worked fine except the bar where u turn them on and off had fucking touch buttons for volume up and down, meaning that every time they slightly brushed my neck , shoulder etc, the volume would change or the song would skip pause etc. Considering you had to wear them with the wires resting on your neck so they didnt dangle around and fall off made it one of the dumbest uses of touch buttons ive ever come across.
@ZeroMilk Жыл бұрын
That sounds like a proper pain in the ass. I would’ve taken great pleasure in setting those headphones on fire 🔥
@VuvuzelaVirtuoso Жыл бұрын
I was so frustrated when looking for reviews on stuff like "true wireless" (aka AirPod-style) headphones years ago because I kept finding so much shit that was just reviewers ranking them with almost no regard for audio or how well they connect, just on the "next gen convenience" of how much you could do with the on-bud touch controls. I have yet to actually have a positive experience with wireless earbud controls like this that, I have only had my volume randomly get adjusted down to nothing or blasting the shit out of my eardrums because of me/some jackets accidentally touching the fucking things in a certain way.
@MultiCool55 Жыл бұрын
One of the reasons I'm glad I splurged on a pair of Skullcandy Crushers, they sound good and have actual buttons instead of shitty touch controls.
@jessh4016 Жыл бұрын
I had some bluetooth ones without a wire, but the touch buttons were on each earphone and they were too sensitive so they kept randomly pausing, skipping songs, or maxing/turning off the volume every time they...touched my ear.
@AliceLoverdrive11 ай бұрын
@@VuvuzelaVirtuoso I got gifted buds and I fucking hate them When I walk into a store or otherwise need to talk to someone, I HAVE to pause whatever I'm listening to, because good ol' option of unplugging one earphone and letting it dangle on the wire isn't available anymore
@Orion_The_Merchant Жыл бұрын
8:50 At first I was thinking, "let him cook, he's going to discuss repairing your PS3." Then the lad actually cooked his motherboard in the oven.
@racheddarАй бұрын
"Cinematically hotdog" made me laugh. You're a great writer.
@dixienormus423021 күн бұрын
Fun fact, the reason the cord is on the bottom of the Apple mouse is because Apple doesn’t want you to use it while plugged in. If you could people would just leave it plugged in. Apple wants people to associate there brand with being wireless and having wires mice would defeat that
@jonmcknlegg Жыл бұрын
9:47 Oh my god the "OUUYAA~" is sending me
@WishMakers Жыл бұрын
"Why is new tech always trying to get rid of time tested stuff" In the world of an industry trying to infinitely grow where it was thought there are no limits (even though diminishing returns is a concept that Exists), the phrase "if it ain't broke don't fix it" is lost on them This might be the most cathartic Jakey video ever, thank you for vocalizing this lmao
@ajpi622010 ай бұрын
Even in the darkest hour of my 12h shift work Jakey made me chucke. Thanks Jakey.
@Lord_Horker8 ай бұрын
Man that silver comcast remote should have been classified as a deadly weapon 😂
@send_a_raven6 ай бұрын
i used to love chewin on that on demand button as a wee sprig
@Boryathecat Жыл бұрын
7:15 Jacob trying to hold his laughter after saying "Sony clitoris" is just hilarious
@BascTechnology Жыл бұрын
i was looking for this comment
@Cascadia88 Жыл бұрын
I go to hotels a decent amount for work (watching this on the hotel tv rn) and those tvs have the most insane set ups I’ve ever seen. The one I was in 2 nights ago was a smart tv but the remote didn’t have any arrow keys, an enter button or a back button. So in order to use it you had to get up and go behind the tv and use a arcade joystick to select anything and if you wanted to go back you had to turn off the tv, turn it back on, and reenter the app
@RubenTheCartographer Жыл бұрын
Ho-ly. Shit.
@richardpolson7831 Жыл бұрын
I was in a hotel recently and the TV just had a QR code and said, to paraphrase, "scan this to cast whatever the fuck you want from your phone" Jesus christ was a god send, no signing into netflix/google/whatever on some random device that thousands of people use.
@Hadley.Sinclaire Жыл бұрын
Neat channel babe 88
@GreenScreenBartender Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure hotel TVs are purposely programmed to be as terrible as possible EXCEPT to order a pay-per-view movie.
@Cascadia88 Жыл бұрын
@jerme974 the remote says “one for all”, I took a photo of it because of how ridiculous it was
@Gretasings9 ай бұрын
THANK you for mentioning motion smoothing. Some people litterly cannot tell when it is on and it BLOWs my mind and GRINDS my gears and it must be banned from this realm.
@ASuddenRose7 күн бұрын
God, I love the Ouya. Having Duck Game and Towerfall on a device that took up less space than the controllers I brought around with it was my favorite thing to bring to places as kid. So many fun times when the controllers connected.
@HalfDayHero Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of my Grandad who bought an off-brand surround-sound system and forever placed all 6 of the speakers directly under his TV.
@somewhatboxes Жыл бұрын
thank you for the bit about touchscreens in cars. it genuinely feels like a lot of car reviewers talk about touchscreens in cars from the perspective of someone who has only played with it for an hour or two while the car was parked - not searching for specific functions while also driving on the highway (or worse, driving on city streets with pedestrians and cyclists around). the stuff they fixate on as being weird (or being neat) are clearly designed to be flashy and appealing at first, but grating and incessant over time.
@AbudzinАй бұрын
7:08 this part about getting rid of buttons reminds me of a quote by Angry Video Game Nerd: "when did simple convinience become obsolete?"
@winstongood6 ай бұрын
Amen to the reddit thing at 10:54. I felt that one personally.
@oisinholz Жыл бұрын
Its tiny snippets like "Micheal-soft" that makes me absolutely adore your channel. You're an absolute king! Keep up the great work
@watwatwatwat Жыл бұрын
Dwight?
@micycle8778 Жыл бұрын
i feel like a lot of the dirt cup CPUs are actually fine, it's just that programmers are really bad at performance nowadays, like we have made decisions that make programming easier while taking a huge sacrifice to performance because we assumed hardware would always just get faster.
@WARnTEA Жыл бұрын
Yea thats usually the case. I think these low cpu devices with have a similar experience to how bluetooth went from being a cute technology to being magic. All of a sudden it was so power efficient and could transmit over long distances even on small/cheap earbuds. That was basically a programming success, they optimized the programming for power efficiency, and that power efficiency allowed for longer transmission distances and lower latency. I expect AI programming to be able to fix a lot of the inefficiencies that modern programming has created to make it easier for a humans to program.
@gideonunger7284 Жыл бұрын
@@WARnTEA ahahahhahaha. hahahhahh. ahahahhahahaha. hahahahahahahahhaa. AI??!? that is the exact thing that will make it 10x worse. those models are firstly mostly trained for languages already slow like js and python since thats where the AI users are. then its trained on what is already the slow code. current ai has no problem solving ability whatsoever. its just a clever word completer so it will output code thats current or worse. why are people that fundamentally do not understand how current AI models work always the most confident in its abilty. like you dont know how it works. just sit this opinion out my dude.
@Tobiemoss Жыл бұрын
lamers just brute force programs these days
@hoorayimhelping3978 Жыл бұрын
I'm a professional programmer and that's pretty close to what happened. Over the past 25 - 30 years, hardware got cheaper, but programmers got more expensive. So it makes complete business sense to write software so that it's easier for programmers to maintain and understand at the expense of it being less performant, because it's much cheaper for businesses (and consumers) overall, since it was more economical to throw hardware, rather than people at the problem. We're coming to the end of that though; hardware power is hitting diminishing returns (in 2009, you pretty much needed a new smartphone after two years - now you can keep your phone for five or six without much trouble) and after 15 years of cheap money being thrown at software startups, we're going to start seeing the need for more efficient software and better programmers.
@PauLtus_B Жыл бұрын
I think there's truth to that. I think it's why some Nintendo games seems to perform so well despite running on underpowered hardware. If the engine is optimised for this specific system and, more importantly, optimised for the needs of this specific game, it's gonna run much better. You can even look back at Rollercoaster Tycoon, which was made in Assembly. I think it's kinda depressing how many supposed "AAA"-games are built on Unreal Engine instead of an engine that was built for the specific needs of that specific game. I'm not going to claim Unreal Engine isn't a great tool or that there aren't a lot of talented people working really hard on these projects, but with any tool that is aimed for more generalised use, you're going to waste computing power on things your program doesn't actually need, or compute things twice that you'd only have to compute once. I've programmed myself on a not-very advanced level. But I've nonetheless experienced it myself that I could save about 85% performance cost simply by starting to work outside of the in-built programming language.
@meh-878 ай бұрын
The first 45 seconds of this are absolute perfect.
@annesmith907011 ай бұрын
I'm already a fan and your topics are often a step beyond entertainment into the realm of thoughtful and interesting - but in this one your comedic rhythm and editing has ratcheted up again! Thanks for the excellent info-tainment - and also that lovely sense of connection you get when someone else 'gets it' and articulates it :-D
@jakasaras5525 Жыл бұрын
The ball full of nickels moment at 3:15 was a million times funnier than it needed to be
@saikousocial Жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm dreaming seeing more than 1 NakeyJakey upload in less than 4 months.
@katielowen11 ай бұрын
I can’t stop watching this and just imagining WHAT IF THE YOGA BALL WAS GREEN TOO 🤣🤣🤣
@sjsiemka Жыл бұрын
Unecessary crappy technology is the amount of cables I need to connect for a desktop computer to work...
@peter8261 Жыл бұрын
Dude GameBoy Advance SP was an amazing piece of tech. I like how it folded into a small square with rounded corners. I even had the little controller handle adapter that made it comfortable to use. And the screen was nice and big. Dude. Probably the best handheld console ever. Amazing. This channel makes me remember so many awesome things.
@michaelthatoker7125 Жыл бұрын
I’d argue the ds was better. Even though it was bigger, being able to play new games along with any old game boy game was sick and I LOVED being able to buy discount game boy games when I couldn’t afford new ds ones (I was young lol)
@HatMachine Жыл бұрын
@@michaelthatoker7125 Ok, but real question: When playing GBA on the DS, were you top screen gang or bottom screen gang? This will be on the test.
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
@@HatMachineWait what? You could change the screen it was on??
@Tretus Жыл бұрын
@@HatMachine i think it really depends on whether you prefer the feel of the GBA or GBA SP. personally, though... i like the bottom screen. why? well, i have a few DS consoles i got for free for "being broken", as in top screen malfunctioning or cracked. they still function perfectly for GBA games, though!
@cupriferouscatalyst3708 Жыл бұрын
@@HatMachine top screen, the bottom one was always smudged lmao
@Stanimus Жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when we get a new nakey jakey vid
@thecoldduvet7381 Жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself ahaha, but I defo appreciate a nakeyjakey video
@ljeans531 Жыл бұрын
That reddit bit was too relatable...😂
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
Yo PapaStanimus ✌😄🤙
@QuantumTelephone Жыл бұрын
It's always a nightmare day when Papa Stanimus uploads a short where he steals someone else's content, gives the most basic observation to give it a veneer of "fair use", and not credit the original creator who he is profiting off of. You're a just a greasier Sssniperwolf
@milesdavis25811 ай бұрын
Okay this is hilarious because my brother and I had a rabbit who chewed through the censor cable and that's how we came to use tea candles as a replacement also lolol
@mattf9674 күн бұрын
I remember finding out that the reason my Xbox 360 couldn't run disk games a second time was because it was a very specific run of 360 Arcades that would quite literally chew the disks, scratching them badly enough that they couldn't be read anymore.