@@GoodAvatar At least they had Powerwolf inside. Angus McFife singing in Powerwolf style
@GoodAvatar4 жыл бұрын
@@ChristophS I'm *NOT* complaining!! This is some grade-A ham and cheese these people are making.
@GoodAvatar4 жыл бұрын
@@ChristophS *sigh* I come from South Dakota. Let's try this again....... These people make wonderfully cheesy songs that nearly *PERFECTLY* replicate the honest-European-Metal types.... And unlike America, they have a sense of humor, so they don't *MIND* when you make fun of them.
@vixster69773 жыл бұрын
italian band, singing about a swedish company, whilst worshipping nordic gods in hebrew, and with a scottish odin, this is globalism my friends
@josefstycha37252 жыл бұрын
Actually, Thomas is from Switzerland, If am I right :)
@OmegaShadeslayer2 жыл бұрын
Globalism is the rape of tradition. This is fun.
@OneKnifeYeHand2 жыл бұрын
@@josefstycha3725 But he plays a Scottish character (which is also obvious from his stage name).
@Tennishangman2 жыл бұрын
So it’s a Swiss guy from an Italian band playing a Scottish version of a Nordic God singing about Swedish furniture with Hebrew lyrics themed to a Roman holiday with a Turkish patron Saint (Saint Nicholas) adapted to a primarily American culture. Cool.
@OneKnifeYeHand2 жыл бұрын
@@Tennishangman \m/
@Dr.Quarex3 жыл бұрын
Having a ridiculous idea and committing to it 100% will always, always be glorious.
@GoodAvatar2 жыл бұрын
They turned.... a GOSPEL SONG..... into a genuinely amusing and energetic song about *ODIN?* How on EARTH did they do th??? You know what, never mind. Do your thing. Keep doing it.
@ciboria12 жыл бұрын
Something tells me Loki might have had a finger in this Or just stand on the sideline laughing their ass off
@Raven-zz6jx Жыл бұрын
seeing italians committing to odin was worth the while :D
@vercruyssesamuele7429 Жыл бұрын
Live at fullest
@david6104 Жыл бұрын
It's only stupid if you don't have friends doing it with you.
@Warlock_Sack4 жыл бұрын
“So what religion are you?” “Furniture” Edit, 2024.20.09: Hope you lads are doing well. Had 2 more kids since this comment. Still revisit this every year. Cheers.
@nanowarVEVO4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Warlock_Sack4 жыл бұрын
nanowarVEVO I feel blessed. Thank you for thinking I’m funny.
@AlexisGonzalezG4 жыл бұрын
Furniturism
@TheMrAdhitya4 жыл бұрын
IKEA
@retrouzi6784 жыл бұрын
666th like :)
@Killisandra4 жыл бұрын
"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history." Napalm: "Hold my Hammer."
@__mader__4 жыл бұрын
Do not forget Norwegian Reggaeton!
@glass79234 жыл бұрын
you have a typo in *GLORYHAMMER*
@AIgeneratedAlien4 жыл бұрын
Nanohammer of glory
@vikithebrutal23264 жыл бұрын
*Nanowar of Steel: Hold my Hammer
@dragonforceczar16104 жыл бұрын
Nanowar of Steel: Hold my table.
@summers264 жыл бұрын
Walking round IKEA will never be the same again
@Pr1malWereHouse4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they Played this in an IKEA...
@SylviusTheMad4 жыл бұрын
@@Pr1malWereHouse It's only a matter of time.
@GinraiPrime6664 жыл бұрын
@@Pr1malWereHouse If IKEA doesn't play it I guarentee people are playing it while walking inside.
@dragonsword73704 жыл бұрын
What, you mean looking for a temple shrine in teh store? Check the bosses office or the employee mess.
@LydiaDBeauty834 жыл бұрын
And I know Sasha grey isn't hood enough anymore!
@generictimestamperstupendi9021 Жыл бұрын
"Great literature has always been a source of inspiration for heavy metal bands. J.R.R. Tolkien for Blind Guardian, H.P. Lovecraft for Cradle of Filth, The Holy Bible for Stryper and now The IKEA Catalog for Nanowar Of Steel." whoever wrote that description deserves a raise , or atleast a Christmas Bonus
@francescotommaso9102 Жыл бұрын
Watership Down for Fall of Efrafa
@GigaDavy912 ай бұрын
also all of them are fantasy novels
@jensbjorklund65844 жыл бұрын
As a swede I can confirm that this is what swedish Christmas is like
@nanowarVEVO4 жыл бұрын
We though that so thanks for making our point!
@vibekemouritzenelmquist13304 жыл бұрын
Enjoy your juleskinka, the rest of us will bring heavy to the Metal for Yuletide!
@justmuppet17654 жыл бұрын
damn what kind of epic family do you have? can I join this year?
@nanowarVEVO4 жыл бұрын
@@justmuppet1765 Sure, we'll be waiting for you!
@propheticchaos4 жыл бұрын
May skwisgaar bless you my son
@thomaspunt26464 жыл бұрын
An entire religion centered around Angus McFife. Honestly I'm surprised it took this long.
@mosselliadelt4 жыл бұрын
Don't be blasphemous, we worship the Hoots, not Angus
@SonOfTheNorthe4 жыл бұрын
@@mosselliadelt Hoots and Angus are two halves of a glorious whole. If you don't worship both, it's like a Christian worshipping Jesus, but not the Father or the Spirit.
@AbstractTraitorHero4 жыл бұрын
@@SonOfTheNorthe But theirs literally denominations that have done that. Of course most of them were brutally killed by the church, but yeah.
@roykrum34784 жыл бұрын
@@SonOfTheNorthe In the Name of God the Allfather, God the Prince, and God the Holy Hoots.
@nibbo64754 жыл бұрын
The prince of Fife has ascended from the volcano of Schiehallion to become Odin, God of the IKEA.
@malcho12344 жыл бұрын
I'm an IKEA worker. And seeing this... I just... I think my jaw is in the Southern hemisphere, and my sides are speeding up past Mars. Because this is great. I can't play this in the store, but I'm sharing it to every colleague I can!
@Lightsephiroth4 жыл бұрын
I want to see their reaction 🤣
@amsbloom60344 жыл бұрын
Doing the God's (Odin's) work Btw, listen to their "Ironmonger" 😁
@malcho12344 жыл бұрын
@@Lightsephiroth I showed it to a few guys today, it was similar to mine. One guy almost cut himself while staring at the phone too.
@amsbloom60344 жыл бұрын
@@malcho1234 Safety first!
@hichschool4 жыл бұрын
Doing the same in our store haha needs to be the new theme of IKEA
@HappyBeezerStudios2 жыл бұрын
Ascendent Odin McFife: - appears in the sky - sings about change of occupation from war to carpentry - praises IKEA - leaves without elaborating further
@homelessenderman13642 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@UbiMortus2 жыл бұрын
A God doesn't have to explain himself 😅
@2st486 Жыл бұрын
"leaves without elaborationg further" *sighs in gloryhammer...
@UbiMortus Жыл бұрын
Also, "ascended".
@texasjones2884 Жыл бұрын
@@2st486 true that
@troIIdier4 жыл бұрын
KZbin: Hey dude you wanna hear Angus McFife as Odin singing about IKEA? Me: As a matter of fact I would, thank you.
@dude97x4 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly :D
@XIXXXVIVIII4 жыл бұрын
Not just Odin, but Jewish Odin!
@alphayun74014 жыл бұрын
i'm not religious but its kind of sad to see odin becoming that from his former glory
@mma2006004 жыл бұрын
@@alphayun7401 pretty sure Odin would get shitfaced and scream right along with the rest of us. Cause he's Odin. A warrior god who loves his ale and a good laugh. This is typical nord humor and it totally rocks!
@Louckeable4 жыл бұрын
wood*
@stefanobollani45034 жыл бұрын
Everyone: "Dont' worry, metal-gospel isn't real, it can't hurt you" Metal-gospel:
@Sepilein14 жыл бұрын
the moment the choir starts...thats the first time i thought about going to church...im an atheist but i can still pray to my savior the metal xD
@ventury76364 жыл бұрын
@@Sepilein1 Powerwolf concerts are the church we all have and need.
@user-wh1st3hq9u4 жыл бұрын
It's more like, metal-pagan-gospel
@matteussilvestre85834 жыл бұрын
And I thought I had seen it at all after black metal blues.
@BlackWind904 жыл бұрын
Norwegian Reggaeton and now Metal Gospel. Innovators still exist. They come from Italy and make absolutely no sense. And it's fine that way.
@Ryudamaru4 жыл бұрын
This is the best Ikea commercial I have ever seen.
@nobah81314 жыл бұрын
It absolutely is
@tlms70092 жыл бұрын
"just like Jesus I'm a carpenter/ forging shelves with the hammer of Thor" Give that lyricist a Pulitzer, a Nobel prize and the keys of the kingdom!!
When Angus is inevitably ressurected in the next Gloryhammer album, I fully expect him to be introduced with the title of MASTER OF IKEA
@allenhernandez33504 жыл бұрын
Or at least referenced as such
@arcanejack4 жыл бұрын
It will be a different Angus Mcfife as Zargothrax's clone was sent back in time to a period before the second and third albums, Angus the 13th (the one who died in album 3) was the descendant of the Angus in the first album.
@Mandoolin4 жыл бұрын
@@arcanejack I've yet to listen to all of Gloryhammers stuff but the lore sounds amazing.
@lukabodroza4 жыл бұрын
I think that this song is actually canon so he will be resurrect/shown as the master of IKEA. I mean the hootsman as well died and was alive in an alternate universe.
@vsichnirucenahoru4 жыл бұрын
"Metalheads are always angry and can't make a joke." "Hold my furniture"
@lord_luce4 жыл бұрын
oh man, I had to laugth so hard at work, reading this :D
@wardeni48064 жыл бұрын
Who says that? Metalheads are the funniest! Just look at bands like Gloryhammer, Grailknights, Trollfest and Finntroll.
@ahmataevo4 жыл бұрын
Let me introduce you to Cookie Monster metal, Alex Jones and Greta Thunberg death metal parodies.
@LaChroniqueEdgy18164 жыл бұрын
Hold my astral hammer of glory*
@nagyati874 жыл бұрын
-Hold my furniture! -What furniture? -The double bed, of course! -Uhhhh...
@troyragnor9194 жыл бұрын
napalm: Hey thomas, would you be interested in doing a collab with nanowar of steel. Thomas: I am not sure, christmas is on it's way napalm: you get to wear your angus mcfife cos- thomas: *hold my gloryhammer*
@blazikenking4 жыл бұрын
No, it's "Give me my hammer"
@Sorrel-Fox4 жыл бұрын
I like that it's not even Thomas, he's just Angus McFife now.
@masterpbk4 жыл бұрын
Thomas is a weird way to spell Angus Mcfife
@Archpope4 жыл бұрын
@@blazikenking I'm pretty sure that, just like Thor, he just puts his hand out and the hammer appears.
@allenhernandez33504 жыл бұрын
HOOTSMAN! GET MY HAMMER
@tlms70092 жыл бұрын
Random guy: "I bet you that you can not do a funny and humouristic Power Metal song that sounds really good and it is irreverent to at least three religions in just 6 minutes". Nanowar of Steel: "Hold my furniture".
@chrisjones59492 жыл бұрын
"hold my furniture" 😂
@Djbiohazard19912 жыл бұрын
Hold my allen key.
@ugn6692 жыл бұрын
hold my ikea catalogue
@lars573 Жыл бұрын
Hold my horse meat balls?
@MazinPaolo Жыл бұрын
By the way, the sequences with the gospel choir have been filmed in the theatre of a church in the periphery of Rome
@obsidianthurisaz51064 жыл бұрын
I love that Odin is just Angus McFife with an eyepatch.
@victorsupreme2144 жыл бұрын
and a Santa hat
@sae27054 жыл бұрын
He's not breaking character, even to play another character. Respect. lol
@firstconsul72864 жыл бұрын
@Leviathan Cross Studios The patent isn't pending. Zargothrax got it through when he took over Dundee and no one ever found the paperwork.
@ogrehaslayers6054 жыл бұрын
I love that he winks at the end of explaining how he’s changed as a Deity.
@84warhead4 жыл бұрын
And he has his hammer, as he should.
@skoolier4 жыл бұрын
When you only have 6 minutes to commit blasphemy against as many religions as you can think of.
@AndrewBlackMaster4 жыл бұрын
What a way to do it though
@magicrat744 жыл бұрын
Crossed the line for me, though. There's got to be a limit to what you can make jokes about. I mean.. Knisa grey better than Sasha Grey?!?
@TreespeakerOfTheLand4 жыл бұрын
As a Satanist, I like it :)
@moredetonation37554 жыл бұрын
As a devout Catholic, I believe Peter himself would be moved by the beauty of this song.
@brianodell90824 жыл бұрын
@@magicrat74 and the simple fact that you knew both sides of that "better than" proves their point
@ChristianIce4 жыл бұрын
Epicness with clear instructions and in multiple languages.
@lorenzotarocchi73184 жыл бұрын
Torna, ci manchi.
@giacomino794 жыл бұрын
Ommio dio sei vivo
@IIARROWS4 жыл бұрын
@@giacomino79 Beh, continuando a produrre i Nanowar e altro, è solo il canale ad essere in coma.
@marcoproietto54224 жыл бұрын
Shi, ma cugino Gioneta nduenne? Yes, but where is cousin Gionata?
@eliabuoncompagni18994 жыл бұрын
And lo, after decades of frozen slumber, he's free once more! He's been fused with the fabric of KZbin, becoming a semigod of the comment section!
@Anticrisis_Arts4 жыл бұрын
Nanowar of Steel: We don't know where they are (refering to Nicaragua and Azerbadjan) Me, an actual Nicaraguan: I find it relatable.
@axelmorice38274 жыл бұрын
What he wanted to say? I am Nicaraguan and I like his music, but I don't know if it was a mockery towards us
@beatriceceruti4204 жыл бұрын
@@axelmorice3827 I think they just picked two countries that we (Italian) don't know quite well, weren't discovered by Vikings and could fit the lyrics :) I don't think they are disrespecting your country, they just picked the most appropriate ones :D
@axelmorice38274 жыл бұрын
@@beatriceceruti420 You are absolutely right 😉👍
@Anticrisis_Arts4 жыл бұрын
@@axelmorice3827 Beatrice the Italian is right, is not mockery toward Nicaragua, is just a reference to the fact Vikings just landed on northern lands like Greenland or Newfoundland (Isla de Terranova), and places like arabian lands or Central America were unknown for them, is just that, brother :) Pd: Te respondo en inglés porque así la gente con curiosidad lee y entiende también jeje.
@louisvictor34734 жыл бұрын
@@Anticrisis_Arts The Vikings knew "Arabian" (actually Muslim; Azerbaijan barely has any Arabs, if at all) lands, there is good evidence of trade. It is just a joke about how "no one" knows were those countries are, no historical elements to it.
@olivierpelletier96434 жыл бұрын
1: write a song about IKEA as a religion 2: ask your friend Angus if he wants to play Odin the furniture God 3: ??? 4:Profit
@kurtlangberg61434 жыл бұрын
John Goblikon: They have a gimmick!
@lauscho4 жыл бұрын
"ask"? "play"? Pretty sure Angus has earned the right to be any god he so chooses!
@alphariusomegon39654 жыл бұрын
@@lauscho based of gloryhammer ya basically he could be
@graablick94714 жыл бұрын
3: make it sound like a gospel song
@teahero59234 жыл бұрын
Powerwolf: Metal is religion Nanowar of steel: IKEA is religion
It's on par with the Lord of the Rings New Zealand air company one
@V3ntilator4 жыл бұрын
Best Norwegian god song ever
@skywarp24143 жыл бұрын
Best Christian Pagan alliance song EVER
@felixcarlsson5793 жыл бұрын
Random Pagan: SWWEEEEEEDISH PAAAAAGGGANS!!
@karolinkalolina96523 жыл бұрын
@@V3ntilator1 a qqqqqq22qq2q q22qqqqqq2q2q22q2a2qq
@eply995 Жыл бұрын
I'm from Nicaragua and I also don't know where I am.
@MCsetup4 ай бұрын
neither we :D
@svensorensen76934 жыл бұрын
This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen I love it
@ensvenskateist35644 жыл бұрын
Indeed :)
@ristoherranen8164 жыл бұрын
This is from word to word the comment I was going to post. I love it.
@Arteamodino4 жыл бұрын
I've been a fan of NanowaR for 15 years now: looking back at their discography and the lyrics of their songs, this is the most serious thing they have done, believe me.
@jroberts2nd4 жыл бұрын
The best part is that they just *embrace* how stupid it is and crank it up to 11.
@FullMetalGatto4 жыл бұрын
Pray for the confort !
@HowlingIronMetalBlog4 жыл бұрын
This song is for my brother who loves Gloryhammer and works in IKEA
@kujacodovce3 жыл бұрын
Can it get better than that? I dont think so :D
@AesirOdinn2 жыл бұрын
@@kujacodovce if he is Christian as well i think it could
@Werewolf9142 жыл бұрын
@Enyer Mejias Or a Norse Polytheist
@MrEgofreak2 жыл бұрын
Post a reaction video! LOL.
@averysillyman694202 жыл бұрын
@@AesirOdinn Christian Gloryhammer fan that works in IKEA That sounds kinda awesome actually
@SteelMasterBX4 жыл бұрын
"Audio production by Christian Ice" "Ft Angus McFife" What a universe, gentlemen
@1337Ox4 жыл бұрын
Is this a twisted dimension? Is this true reality?
@torquevonthorne9484 жыл бұрын
If Christian Ice exists in this multiverse, Matteo Montesi should be there as well, since for every Diaulo there must be a prophet.
@icenberg4 жыл бұрын
@@torquevonthorne948 u diaulooo
@ChristianIce4 жыл бұрын
:D
@Lockthegoldrush4 жыл бұрын
@@torquevonthorne948 I can hear Gesù 3 in your words.
@chepossofare3 жыл бұрын
The falegn-amen pun is what makes me proud to be italian.
@lucashalamicek3 жыл бұрын
I will tell my children that this is a classic Christmas Carol
@Stabichan3 жыл бұрын
"Daddy, why is knisa grey better than sasha grey?"
@LJCyrus13 жыл бұрын
@@Stabichan "Tis' a question lost in history, my child."
@cuzcooo3 жыл бұрын
please do it.
@stavrosgeorgakopoulos19973 жыл бұрын
@@Stabichan "Knisa works in mysterious ways my child"
@nattiedraws3 жыл бұрын
It is
@gellax1114 жыл бұрын
Children: Santa Claus exists Adults: Santa Claus doesn't exist People of Culture: That's a weird way to spell Angus McFife
@adameves59704 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Why does Gellax speak with such insolence? Why does he think he's the judge of "people of culture"? Maybe he doesn't realize they are from different countries. But, maybe we give Gellax too much of the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he's just a derpy tool. Yup. Why does he think he can talk down to people? Know one knows. Sitting in his position, no one would dare to make such a claim. It sounds like it's hard to talk down to people when you are so far below them.
@adameves59704 жыл бұрын
Turns out this guy has a weird and demented view of "people of culture". Just because HE thinks that "foreigners" spelled their own word wrong. What a dumb shit.
@MDMetal4 жыл бұрын
+Adam Eves I bet you're a lot of fun at parties. Sheesh! Grow a sense of humor.
@adameves59704 жыл бұрын
@@MDMetal Extremely fun! Why? Sense of humor for what? I have a sense of humor, but why would one be needed here? There was no joke. I was simply correcting that guy's mistake. He's calling people uncultured when it's actually HE who is without exposure to other cultures. Guess what? The band isn't American. Also, it's a fictional character. They chose the spelling, therefor it is 100% correct. Gellax is wrong. Period. Now where was that sense of humor needed again? **Waits for the "it was a joke" excuse, even though it clearly wasn't** If you can stay on topic, please elaborate on what you meant and why you said it. As it stands, you make zero sense.
@adameves59704 жыл бұрын
@gordonfrohman34 So you also have zero standards? Why are you trying to backup the person who is wrong? All you idiots can just say whatever you want without the consequences of any accountability? Sounds about right. Why do you people try to label the person who is trying to fix you people as the "bad guy"? I'm literally the only one here with a brain, trying to help you people, and you have the nerve to snap at me like that? Who do you think you are? Insolent twit. Maybe when you grow up you'll obtain some standards. For now, you're useless and helpless. Pointless to listen to anything you have to say. Fuckin christ with you people. Pay attention and listen. No reason to let dumb people coast by with inane comments. There needs to be accountability. We need standards. Maybe if bullying was brought back these kids wouldn't be opening their mouths so freely. Whatever needs to be done to keep dummies like you quiet. You listen. You don't speak.
@calinsa38804 жыл бұрын
1994 - Mariah Carey: "I will make the best Christmas hit ever!" 2019 - Nanowar of Steel: " hold my beer horn "
@nanowarVEVO4 жыл бұрын
🤟🤟🤟🤟
@unclechopchop254 жыл бұрын
Nothing from Mariah Carey will ever sound this epic
@wardeni48064 жыл бұрын
Hold my mead*
@katherinemorelle71154 жыл бұрын
Nickfila I have a neighbour who plays that entire album, very loudly, every few days during the entire month of December. This is the second year I’ve lived here, and the second year she’s done it. I’ve never been so glad for New Years. If only it was this song instead, I’d be so much happier. That abomination truly is the single most annoying Xmas song, of the single most annoying Xmas album, of all time.
@Mult1Core4 жыл бұрын
But everything chnged when the undead unicorns invaded ikea.
@GudeDoc2 жыл бұрын
Italy rockz!!! Greetings from germany! Hail to Italy!!! :D :D :D
@lappo72904 жыл бұрын
I secretly played this on the speakers of our home a night before Christmas, and nobody noticed me doing my daily quota of worship to Odin/Prince Angus McFife. They thought it was a Christmas song In Hoots we Trust
@patrykszczygie72954 жыл бұрын
Hail Hoots!
@firstconsul72864 жыл бұрын
@@patrykszczygie7295 For the Holy King of Unst
@buttersquids4 жыл бұрын
@@firstconsul7286 For the glory of Dundee
@sampurvis13604 жыл бұрын
HOOTS!
@sushischale32954 жыл бұрын
@@buttersquids Too win this epic battle
@19Raschna4 жыл бұрын
I had no idea, I need a metal-gospel song praising ikea furniture in my life.
@nanowarVEVO4 жыл бұрын
We all need some KNOPPARP in our lives
@juliakarczewski88752 жыл бұрын
The sheer subversion is beautiful
@royfuentes25562 жыл бұрын
“ora pro nobis”
@ErikAnkan732 жыл бұрын
I broke the repeat button
@mietitore862 жыл бұрын
falegn-amen bro!
@astolfoscipione86544 жыл бұрын
Giorgio Mastrota riding to the valley of Achnasheen alongside Angus FILF Prince of the Twilight-Fife, to fight Zargothrax who's mounting on zombie unicorns with IKEA-crafted saddles and wielding 1810 Evil Steel Pans. This is ecstasy
@gubbikiller4 жыл бұрын
XD
@maru_59694 жыл бұрын
By ecstasy you mean the drug, I guess
@astolfoscipione86544 жыл бұрын
@@maru_5969 I mean anti-telharsic Norwegian reggaeton
@torquevonthorne9484 жыл бұрын
We want Mastrota join the Hootforce right now!
@Neon002121 Жыл бұрын
It’s not Christmas until Angus Mcfife as Odin sings about IKEA!! Happy Valhalleluja friends!
@conejero00 Жыл бұрын
Angus McSIX now !!
@Nexis1701 Жыл бұрын
@@conejero00 YES!
@-DJ-FULMINERO Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! 😅
@YoursTrulyThe1Pony10 ай бұрын
Valhallelujah 🙌
@ClaudioBrogliato9 ай бұрын
Valhallelujah
@lisaanimi4 жыл бұрын
When metal band known for their self irony meets metal band known for their self irony. I LOVE IT!
@EpicNESMetal4 жыл бұрын
Shelf irony you mean?
@doguipreacher4 жыл бұрын
@@EpicNESMetal genius
@ggosseyn4 жыл бұрын
@@EpicNESMetal I see what you did there...
@nanowarVEVO4 жыл бұрын
@@EpicNESMetal 😂😂😂😂😂
@arranis11514 жыл бұрын
Epic-NES-Metal when can we expect the 8-bit of this
@ontaka59974 жыл бұрын
IKEA should seriously think about sponsoring Nanowar (of Steel).
@LapoBoni4 жыл бұрын
#IKEA #IKEAitalia
@zofiaforys5514 жыл бұрын
UK: Father Christmas USA: Santa Claus Germany: Weihnachtsmann Italy: Angus McFife
@nanowarVEVO4 жыл бұрын
Angus McKNOPPARP
@ethanor4 жыл бұрын
Scandinavia: Odin
@delpinsky4 жыл бұрын
As Italian, when I first heard his almighty voice, it was a revelation! Let's worship all together the Master of Ikea 😁😂🤘🏻
@LaChroniqueEdgy18164 жыл бұрын
Welp , guess I gotta move to Italy now
@delpinsky4 жыл бұрын
@@LaChroniqueEdgy1816 Better if you wait some months...😎
@JoeLiningToolFilms3 жыл бұрын
The world needs more happy metal like this
@loutripioute3 жыл бұрын
@shruiiiii2 жыл бұрын
Then give Eskimo Callboy a chance. 🙂
@Antarath2 жыл бұрын
Freedom Call is enough, heh
@aetherofthenorth97002 жыл бұрын
There's a lot of it already. You just need to look for it
@TheGupp192 жыл бұрын
@@aetherofthenorth9700 please share it with us!
@hmmmooops4 жыл бұрын
"We want you to hold a hammer and play gentlegod Odin the reformed carpenter of Ikea in a metal gospel viking Christmas song with a few political undertones" "You had me at hammer"
@mileshill71964 жыл бұрын
This is probably the least political Christmas song out there lmao
@ethanor4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't see any politics either
@EpicRenegade7774 жыл бұрын
what were the undertones? all i sore was horse meatballs.
@hmmmooops4 жыл бұрын
@@EpicRenegade777 originally, I thought that the part about people not including some places in their prayers because they don't even know where they are was a jab at the ignorance culture cultivated by organized religion. Now I think it was probably meant to be just a joke. Also, I think that the "for the plunder and the rape" is a clear callout to how pop culture idolizes vikings with metal bands and whatnot as icons of warriors, while they were murderous pillagers who attacked peaceful settlements and temples.
@peterretep62514 жыл бұрын
@@hmmmooops Don't forget the Guitar guy looking like Greta Thunberg
@TheHorsemanSunfire4 жыл бұрын
AngusMcFife resurrected like Jesus, to sing in this song, appreciate it
@AlethaPrime4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if this is the eleventh or twenty-first. Time travel tends to get messy.
@elliottselman67464 жыл бұрын
@@AlethaPrime wibbly wobbly, timey wimey...
@gellax1114 жыл бұрын
A hero cannot be defeated simply by making it die
@Leyrann4 жыл бұрын
@@AlethaPrime Or the eleventy-first.
@muazizzuddin49824 жыл бұрын
@@gellax111 People die when they are killed.
@GreysonGA4 жыл бұрын
When Angus hits that high note on “valhalleluJA” I have serious tenor envy
@MyHell244 жыл бұрын
Same here...
@mikekiske4 жыл бұрын
Angus is onf of my top 5 vocalists after 2010
@heroscapewarrior42174 жыл бұрын
@@mikekiske who are your top 5? Angus Bro from sabaton and who else? Lol
@KelbenArunsun4 жыл бұрын
As a deep bass i can relate to that completely... im squeeking everytime i try to get that high, even if i did a proper warm up for my vocal cords... ^^
@BlackWind904 жыл бұрын
Too f'n relatable.
@bcarden1332 жыл бұрын
Okay, I FUCKING LOST IT at "hear our prayer, philantropic Odin, guitar tech of Amon Amarth" AND THEN IT JUST KEPT GETTING MORE INSANE 😂😂
@Nyerguds7 ай бұрын
Guitar tech of Hammerfall, as well 😁
@manda60 Жыл бұрын
"Hey guys, do we wanna play D&D, go to church, or start a band?" "Yes."
@marvinhubregtse57764 жыл бұрын
this is vikingmetal band names ikea names and glory hammer somehow this is the best thing ever
@Nighteye24 жыл бұрын
And for some reason you're not even mentioning ms. Sasha Grey :p
@u3x5904 жыл бұрын
This definitely isn't viking metal.
@giacomorinaldi88034 жыл бұрын
That epic moment when Christians, Hebrews and Norse Pagans celebrate Christmas, Hannukkah and Yule at the same place.
@antigonarosaura78454 жыл бұрын
I would love it in real life.
@Verexlyon4 жыл бұрын
That would be Valhannukahleluja
@HappyBeezerStudios4 жыл бұрын
What about Kwanzaa? and their traditional literature, the book "What the Hell is Kwanza?"
@Petaurista134 жыл бұрын
I have it with Atheists, Slavs and Christians. We just don't talk about who we are. I always suspect that one day one of us will accidentally tell and we will have plottwist with rest revealing that priest is only one actual Christian among us. Or that he isn't....
@thewick-j18374 жыл бұрын
@@Petaurista13 Thats the spirit, CHristmas is becoming a time of peace and tranquility for all peoples, who cares what you do or don't worship get in here and lets have some fun!
@sternis13 жыл бұрын
Can confirm this is how Swedes celebrate christmas: We sing prayers to our lord Odin, we party, then we read from the holy texts with instructions on how to assemble the furniture that IKEA has brought us.
@drewigi Жыл бұрын
How can I become Swedish?
@DenpaKei Жыл бұрын
@@drewigi eat meatballs
@stevenlavoie88976 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Nighthawkwr2003 жыл бұрын
When Angus came out I shed a tear. That man introduced me to powermetal.
@RazielTheWise3 жыл бұрын
I shed one when he walked off and faded away. That's Thomas's last appearance as Angus.
@ПетрПетров-о6ъ9н3 жыл бұрын
@@RazielTheWise No, it isn't. He's done another guest appearance singing I See Fire, just a week ago or so.
@Thomas.Wright3 жыл бұрын
@@RazielTheWise I was going to say, "Feuerschwanz," but someone already beat me to it.
@_d-- Жыл бұрын
@@RazielTheWise guess who's back
@dokuganryu1565 Жыл бұрын
@@_d-- One better.
@rainy20634 жыл бұрын
"The IKEA Catalog" THAT very impressive!
@axelanderthegreat4 жыл бұрын
Legends says, that there is a band called "Manowar" who makes parody songs of the mighty Nanowar of steel.
@nanowarVEVO4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of them though
@rexcaliburn4 жыл бұрын
@@nanowarVEVO thou shall not invoke the Kings of Metal lightly for mighty is their steel and loud are their amps
@nanowarVEVO4 жыл бұрын
@@rexcaliburn We do not fear anyone! Our metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long!
@elenazorzolirossi4 жыл бұрын
"we don't know where they are"
@TreespeakerOfTheLand4 жыл бұрын
@@rexcaliburn Yeahhhhh, Sabaton's amps are a bit louder if Manowar quits...
@eleventhprimarch53034 жыл бұрын
These guys are the Weird Al Yankovic of power metal.
@metalstorm75064 жыл бұрын
Well, as a power metal fan myself I can only agree that Nanowar are the heroes we deserve because they mostly mock the overly serious tone that lots of European bands have. Basically the US have Steel Panther, which parody the hair/glam metal style and we have Nanowar in Europe. Both bands work where they are needed so they can humble down the most famous sub genres respectively in both places
@gerdrseltsam6714 жыл бұрын
@@metalstorm7506 And then there is Alestorm, who just wants to get drunk and shoot guns when they are not smashing a plate of beans on their heads.
@virgilthemob12424 жыл бұрын
@@metalstorm7506 You should check out Powerwolf. It's basically powermetal with Roman Catholic undertones and lyrics about shagging nuns, crusades and werewolves. If there's a band that doesn't take themselves seriously, it's the one that made a song called Resurrection by Erection.
@geoffaldwinckle10964 жыл бұрын
Better than Al.
@UbiMortus4 жыл бұрын
@@geoffaldwinckle1096 boo :p
@dimitrischastas4389 Жыл бұрын
just imagine this song in Eurovision....12 POINTS FROM EVERYONE
@Twinrehz Жыл бұрын
Except maybe from Azerbaijan 🤣
@WeserBlitzEU Жыл бұрын
Eurovision is an abomination. Always was, will always be. 🤮
@FlagAnthem Жыл бұрын
Eh...
@kaminathegreat75394 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this confused and amused, I had just discovered Gloryhammer. I... I'm so goddamn confused and I think that's a good thing.
@nanowarVEVO4 жыл бұрын
It is indeed! Praise be to KNOPPARP!
@KelbenArunsun4 жыл бұрын
@@nanowarVEVO VALHALLELUJA!
@zacharyellis29684 жыл бұрын
Yep
@firstconsul72864 жыл бұрын
I mean, Angus is here, so that might explain it.
@firstconsul72864 жыл бұрын
@Simo It is the sacred power of the one and only true god of this universe, the Hollywood Hootsman. Otherwise known as making fun of the Scottish phrase "hoots man". Don't remember what it means, but I think it was something like a condescending statement like "aww man" or it was a greeting.
@Dielektrium4 жыл бұрын
For those wondering; Systembolaget is the only place in Sweden that sells strong liqour. x)
@TheDreadedBeauty4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I was going to look that up.
@LJCyrus14 жыл бұрын
I was indeed wondering, and I thank you for the information.
@rea504 жыл бұрын
You Sweden people have a problem so
@Dielektrium4 жыл бұрын
@@rea50 okay
@rohaanmumtaz14014 жыл бұрын
I looked that up, and the n I saw your comment!!!! :)
@tacituskilgore88594 жыл бұрын
Girl on our 1st date: "So, what's your religion?" Me: "It's difficult..."
@rutgerhuntmen68994 жыл бұрын
If you can explain and she doesnt call a asylum she a keeper
@Petaurista134 жыл бұрын
@@rutgerhuntmen6899 Please. Once I've said that I've created my own religion while being drunk. She was genuinely impressed.
@rutgerhuntmen68994 жыл бұрын
@@Petaurista13 thats how ya do it !
@briang.22184 жыл бұрын
@@Petaurista13 Lafayette Ron Hubbard, is that you?
@austinm.98324 жыл бұрын
IKEA
@KingProgdor3 жыл бұрын
This song really ties the room together.
@Shrapnel823 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' a dude.
@SMJSmoK2 жыл бұрын
Over the line!
@guy5542 жыл бұрын
*assembles the room
@sergiorobertomuller5089 Жыл бұрын
Found Ina's alt
@TheNoon1884 Жыл бұрын
They pee'd on your fuckin' rug
@zuckduck43354 жыл бұрын
For his deeds in the war for the galaxy Angus McFife is stripped from his mortal bounds and ascended into godhood to become Odin Gentlegod of IKEA.
@briang.22184 жыл бұрын
He, like his comrade-in-arms before him the Hootsman arose after his heroic sacrifice to a state of ultimate divine justice of steel for all eternity evermore.
@HuesoTorrante14 жыл бұрын
Zuck Duck actually, he descends of range, Angus McFife is more than a simple God
@gutz1664 жыл бұрын
I wish this is a real IKEA christmas advertisement. Brilliant. Par excellence.
@amsbloom60344 жыл бұрын
I want to know how the talks with IKEA representatives looked like 😁
@gutz1664 жыл бұрын
@@amsbloom6034 Their sales pitch must be very epic....that IKEA allowed this awesomeness.
@nanowarVEVO4 жыл бұрын
The video is subtitled but if you want to take your time to read the lyrics here they are: I am drowning in a sea of desperation And I sing a prayer to my Lord Away from hope and systembolaget And I sing a prayer to my Lord I pray, I pray, yes I pray to my Lord! I was down on my knees Permafrost on my feet I was begging in tears my holy Lord - Odin Hear our prayer, philantropic Odin Guitar tech of Amon Amarth Viking-friendly, Slayer of the Giants Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well For the plunder and the rape we sing to you Valhalleluja For the chopping of the heads we praise you Odin, our Lord For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all... We don’t know where they are! Valhalleluja! (Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל (Odinai Eloheinu) אוֹדינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ (Odinai Ehad) אוֹדינַי אֶחַד Hear my voice this is Odin calling you Times have changed, I'm a gentlegod No more war just design of furniture Master of IKEA Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor Gloria patri furnituribus In nomine IKEA! For the BEDDINGE and the KIVIK sing with me Valhalleluja For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil For the pencils and the horse-meatballs we sing Valhalleluja The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs Are second to none Valhalleluja! Our Father Odin Who art in IKEA We understood your message We are here to worship your creation Please listen our prayer VITTSJÖ - Ora pro nobis Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass KNOPPARP Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit BESTÅ TV Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green SLATTUM Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey Valhalleluja Gloria, gloria Let us pray to Odin our Lord Valhalleluja Falegn-amen Let us pray to Odin our Lord
@BanveeVinciJDOfficial4 жыл бұрын
❤
@amerigodumini92784 жыл бұрын
ma non manca qualche "frase"? hehe birichini....
@andrear57764 жыл бұрын
Amen
@mariontheseagull63904 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@preludioenvivo65484 жыл бұрын
Vamos a festejarlo en Nicaragua... alguien sabe donde queda?
@ChloeHartzog2 жыл бұрын
It's now officially a habit of mine to blast this everytime Christmas comes around.
@IanWagner942 жыл бұрын
YES!!! Im not the only one. Merry christmas and Valhallelujah
@vlaim30872 жыл бұрын
I expect to hear it in IKEA during Christmas season:)
@nekane61682 жыл бұрын
@@vlaim3087 I bet They have. I would
@SysterYster2 жыл бұрын
@@IanWagner94 Yep, here too
@Kuria_zhaints Жыл бұрын
_and it's December 🎉_
@__mader__4 жыл бұрын
For non Italian Speakers: Faleng-amen. In Italian "falegname" means "carpenter". Odin presents himself as "I'm a carpenter like Jesus". Amen, well you know. So now you get falegname + amen => falegn-amen :)
@jorgeamadosoriaramirez89534 жыл бұрын
deep cuts
@koberskyjordan3 жыл бұрын
If I were a manager at IKEA, this would make it into the ambient music playlist like five times
@nanowarVEVO3 жыл бұрын
Five times per minute you mean
@EfftupSmith2 жыл бұрын
you have to add Ikea by johnathon coulton too.
@DanateDMC Жыл бұрын
Sadly the IKEA music track is forced on us by the higher-ups. Source - I am an IKEA manager
@hirschmeistr6842 Жыл бұрын
@@DanateDMC NO
@undead9999 Жыл бұрын
@@DanateDMC shame! This would be glorious! 😂
@walkerslsx4 жыл бұрын
Makes me remember the time Dio answered Jack Black's prayer
@Mastervgl4 жыл бұрын
A longass fookin' time ago, in a town called Kickapoo.
@luisarreola82494 жыл бұрын
There lived a humble family, religious through and through
@devinschuhs7984 жыл бұрын
But yea there was a black sheep, and he knew just to do
@nicolasgodfraind42874 жыл бұрын
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in line
@KaitouYouko4 жыл бұрын
A vision he did see of fookin rocking all the time
@Cowpunkridesaway10 ай бұрын
This was not the song my mind wanted, but the song my soul needed
@SlayerLazenkan4 жыл бұрын
Holy Molly, now we'll have some HOOTS here
@user-klepikovmd4 жыл бұрын
Laser Powered Goblin Smasher!!!
@josephmoffatt46964 жыл бұрын
I’m still confused as to what HOOTS is. Someone please tell me.
@jrronimo4 жыл бұрын
@@josephmoffatt4696 There's a video that explains it all right here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWi2g5tqh95rntk
@MDMetal4 жыл бұрын
+Joseph Moffatt (Ned Stark Voice): One does not simply define the Power of Hoots.
@eleye58074 жыл бұрын
Hootsforce!
@nachosonic4 жыл бұрын
Me: How many languages gonna put in this song? Nanowar of Steel: Yes
@kendrikhawk74364 жыл бұрын
😂
@jasonvoorhees69524 жыл бұрын
😂🤘
@ahmataevo4 жыл бұрын
VANITATI LATINAE CANENTUS
@louisvictor34734 жыл бұрын
6, though I am not 100% sure if one is Minor Broken Latin or Completely Broken Latin.
@LucaMolteni844 жыл бұрын
@@louisvictor3473 it’s perfectly fine latin
@GoodAvatar4 жыл бұрын
You know what I like about Angus McFife?? The dude is taking his heavy metal career seriously.
@joshuabecker51544 жыл бұрын
...and nothing else.
@GoodAvatar4 жыл бұрын
@@joshuabecker5154 You're not being nice. Frankly, these heavy metal twerps inspire me. :)
@mosecamoseca34123 жыл бұрын
Comunque "una poltrona per due" sullo sfondo in tv è il vero tocco di classe
@edoardozenatti96722 жыл бұрын
Un classico! 😂😂😂
@Manveru1985 Жыл бұрын
Che Natale sarebbe senza "una poltrona per due"..
@antalbojtos44134 жыл бұрын
Also, the original for that particular stuff sounds like "Shema Israel, Adonai Eloheinu, Adonai Ehad", which roughly translates as "Hear Israel, the Lord is your God, the Lord is one", and they wrote it as "Shema YGGDRASIL, ODINai Eloheinu, ODINai ehad", which sounds just about something only Nanowar would pull off.
@ollebo4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this explanation!
@XnetmanX4 жыл бұрын
Those details, that only minority of people recognizes, makes the masterpiece.
@oggy.64 жыл бұрын
it is an amazing detail...
@joakobozo43324 жыл бұрын
I used to think that part was a refference of the lord of the rings jajaaj
@graablick94714 жыл бұрын
@@XnetmanX or the fact that Odin-Angus is dressed as Santa Claus 'cause SC's appearance is partially based on Odin
@Turpitud34 жыл бұрын
*Walks into IKEA* "You can make a religion out of this!"
@Auditore314 жыл бұрын
Yes, do
@thomasdelory69684 жыл бұрын
And it's B E A U T I F U L
@Metalrocksschoolnot24 жыл бұрын
Don't let Bill Wurtz hear of this
@K-A54 жыл бұрын
"Hey Donna...Odin'cha know Ikea is a portal to the Viking underworld?"
@AnomalyINC4 жыл бұрын
But you have to assemble it yourself.
@mattbarnes92964 жыл бұрын
Not the crossover we asked for, but the crossover we deserved...
@riploljustforfu99294 жыл бұрын
Also the one we needed
@GarghyBS4 жыл бұрын
This one for the long cold winter, and Norwegian Reggaeton for the summer. And the whole year is covered
@patrykszczygie72954 жыл бұрын
We dont deserved at all but we got it
@dinkom10464 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is in the far future of Angus McFife where he is immortal and tired of war. Far Far away after he defeated the evil wizard zargothrax but was cursed from him to be alone and always alive.
@The-Real-Blissful-Ignorance3 жыл бұрын
I visited an IKEA near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 2 weeks ago, I was a little disappointed that this song wasn't playing in a continuous loop on their sound system.
@djlowtek4 жыл бұрын
Musically, imo, this is bohemian rhapsody level amazingness. It just happens to be about a Swedish furniture brand
@luisaf18364 жыл бұрын
Wait what? This is a swedish furniture brand making a commercial?!
@Ayanami19773 жыл бұрын
no this is only a parody not a commercial. Nanowar of Steel are a parody metal italian band.
@djlowtek3 жыл бұрын
@@luisaf1836 No. Nobody claimed it was a commercial. It's a joke song about Ikea and happens to be amazing musically.
@Emil_Stoltz3 жыл бұрын
Mama, just built a chair. Put my hand upon the screw. Screwed it in and now it's done. Mama, jul has just begun. But now I've gone and sold my furniture! MAMA, BJÖRK BJÖRK BJÖÖÖRK!!! DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRYYY!!! IF I'M NOT BACK TO IKEA TOMORROOOW!!! BUILDING ON, BUILDING ON, AS IF MANUALS DO NOT MATTER... (Yes, that took some time to write. I also kept the same amount of syllables so if you wanna sing it, it won't feel weird.)
@Svdionysos3 жыл бұрын
It's frigging genius tier music.
@jesusstaccato84484 жыл бұрын
"GUITAR TECH OF AMON AMARTH" Wait, he killed the frost giants AND engineered Amon Amarth's sound? Odin really is all-powerful.
@nanowarVEVO4 жыл бұрын
Indeed ! By the power of IKEA!
@ThorsShadow4 жыл бұрын
It all makes sense now.
@224224josh4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Hammerfall
@richardhollander3234 жыл бұрын
I thought they meant the preacher was the guitar tech of Amon Amarth. They point to him when they sing that.
@valantisalatsas72494 жыл бұрын
@@224224josh don't worry, no one forgets hammerfall on my watch
@Pentarax4 жыл бұрын
Has anyone sent this to Alestorm? They claimed that if you can find a music video sillier than "Magnetic North", they'll send you a year's supply of ham.
@deviousmile6694 жыл бұрын
Pretty much all off nanowar songs are sillier but i do not think It they counts as they are a parody band to begin with
@elroma77124 жыл бұрын
"Year's supply of ham" wtf, I'll envy whoever wins that.
@CidGuerreiro12344 жыл бұрын
@@deviousmile669 Alestorm itself walks a thin line between regular and parody band, though.
@treemover72594 жыл бұрын
@@CidGuerreiro1234 exactly theirs also good old gloryhammer as well which takes the sillyness to the extreme (lead singer from alestorm is glory hammers keyboard player)
@Headbanger90004 жыл бұрын
@@treemover7259 yeahh but they aren't a parody band. Their story that spans 3 epic albums is actually very good
@TizianaPinessi3 жыл бұрын
Let's mention the toolkit for building a viking ship, consisting of screwdrivers + pencil + shield + axe + beer at 3:12
@vondnikvkarms74242 жыл бұрын
only missing the little allen key.....
@circadiancircus4 ай бұрын
I saw the picture but didn't realize what it was! These guys are geniuses!!! 😅
@cypher1044 жыл бұрын
Absolutely glorious. Best Christmas song of 2019 hands down.
@niklas10974 жыл бұрын
I know what I'm gonna hear when my family is going to church
@ellakh71664 жыл бұрын
You should listen to Christopher Bowes's new song
@BlackWind904 жыл бұрын
Try "of all times".
@Ssatkan3 жыл бұрын
The "Shema Yggdrasil"-Line doesn't get enough love. Pure genius.
@darthmaul35253 жыл бұрын
What does that mean?
@Ssatkan3 жыл бұрын
@@darthmaul3525 It's a play on words from Shema Jisrael or "Listen Israel", a (mostly) Jewish religious term, a prayer. Basically a speech that's sort of a contract between God and Israel.
@jackelinerose62253 жыл бұрын
the music playing in the background is from a film or something? i know it from somewhere..
@GeofreySanders3 жыл бұрын
@@jackelinerose6225 Castlevania, probably.
@philipmarr73253 жыл бұрын
Yggdrasil is the “World Tree” in Norse myth Yes, great play on words!
@fafikommander19034 жыл бұрын
Let's just appreciate that Angus McFyfe fits perfektly into this xD
@dezsodebreceni48293 жыл бұрын
it's like watching a Monty Python episode, you guys are great
@ignaciocatalan65923 жыл бұрын
guys, it's that time of the year again
@lasercorn23993 жыл бұрын
The Christmas song for the rest of us. Hail Odin!
@TheBobbytables3 жыл бұрын
Valhalleluja Brother!
@ConcealedCourier3 жыл бұрын
Playing it everyday thru the feast of mythra- I mean, christmas..
@GinraiPrime6663 жыл бұрын
VALHALLELUJA!!!!
@notfeedynotlazy2 жыл бұрын
And now it is again.
@pqbdwmnu4 жыл бұрын
This is what the vikings sung during that short period they were christian
@dk666834 жыл бұрын
That one weekend?
@yomauser4 жыл бұрын
Christian vikings praying for Odin... they were all messed up XD
@sabsere4 жыл бұрын
They prayed for IKEA back then, for sure 😂
@CheatingZubat4 жыл бұрын
They were pretty much fully converted ....their religion is dead.
@the_furry_inside_your_walls6394 жыл бұрын
@@yomauser I mean... the vikings who sailed to the Byzantine Empire and became bodyguards for the emperor there prayed for God, despite still following their own faith in the Norse gods.
@Strike1054 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever gotten whiplash from a song before. This is a batshit insane rollercoaster ride with more sudden and random twists and turns than a Shyamalan movie, and it is amazing
@josepsamarrafarre8 ай бұрын
I guess someone else already found the following connections in this sea of comments, but, just in case I wanted to point out that I love that they chose to put banners at the back of the "church" with a big runic "O" (Othala) for Odin with the Ikea logo written in our alphabet but stylized with the characters drawn as if chisseled into stone or wood like real runes. You can also briefly see a second big rune at the bottom of the banners and I would swear that it's an "E", which looks like a capital M, and I wasn't sure what it represented until I remember that this rune is "Ehwaz" and that means "horse". That's BLEW MY MIND 🤯because it may well be the real idea behind the whole song! Why? Because on top of being fun, Odin was always riding Sleipnir, his eight-legged horse, SPECIALLY on the night hunt for the Giants on the night of Christmas Eve (like Santa) and, best of all, SLEIPNIR is also the title of one of the songs THE F*****G ORIGINAL MANOWAR whose name they've parodied! Once you realize that, we can go even further and think of the horse meatballs symbolically as the "Bread and Wine" of Christians too! 😂😂😂
@untitledtimelinefilms4 жыл бұрын
Loving the accurate details: cannot be a proper Christmas without Trading places (una poltrona per due) playing on Italian tv! Valhalleluja 🙏🏻
@EttoreB933 жыл бұрын
The addition of "Trading Places - Una poltrona per due" movie in the background is perfection... only Italians will understand
@MrSousuke873 жыл бұрын
Oh yes. There is no Christmas without Una poltrona per due. :D It's a law.
@Naro913 жыл бұрын
I was searching for this comment...and by the Way...Why the fuck are we writing in english?!
@aldeayeah3 жыл бұрын
It and Die Hard are my favorite Christmas movies
@Naro913 жыл бұрын
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@gudemik53353 жыл бұрын
@@Naro91 'cause we want foreigners to understand that Trading Places is not there only by chance ;)
@TheAgileFatman4 жыл бұрын
these guys are innovators, a new christmas carol is born
@lucashampton62692 жыл бұрын
I stumbled on this by complete accident. But I now see it for what it is. A blessing from Odin. Praise the word of the manual included in every IKEA purchase.
@Arexius4 жыл бұрын
Guys, it's time to storm the IKEA social pages... They HAVE to invite Nanowar to play a gig in their store and it HAS to be recorded into a DVD
@lucasananias91274 жыл бұрын
Christmas is cancelled. Now it's Thorsmas
@IIARROWS4 жыл бұрын
@@emilwestgaardhenriksen1715 Most "Christian" traditions are Pagan traditions. Period. Like the tree, or the Carnival preceding lent, or Easter itself with eggs, etcetera. The Church had to mask existing traditions in order to convince people to convert, since they couldn't stop them to celebrate. And they tried.
@advilsmith24434 жыл бұрын
it's Hootsmas
@asellusaustralis2614 жыл бұрын
Odinsmas, cuz Odin derived from the same ultraancient deity as Jesus
@kokeshidoll38654 жыл бұрын
I like it
@timhendricks6504 жыл бұрын
@@advilsmith2443 This, times a thousand.
@briang.22184 жыл бұрын
I love how they didn't bother giving Thomas Winkler a different outfit either. It looks like they pulled him in from recording The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny, shoved a Santa beard and eyepatch into his hands, gave him the lyrics, and got him to sing.
@Sorrel-Fox4 жыл бұрын
I like that they didnt even call him Thomas in the description, he's just Angus McFife now. Forever I guess.
@LJCyrus14 жыл бұрын
I mean it DOES say "Ft Angus McFife", so I suppose the joke is that they asked Angus McFife to guest sing, not the person who portrays him.
@azazelreeds4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's not Thomas it's Angus himself, which makes the image of them trying to get him to where a Santa hat and sing all the funnier
@PeTTs0n884 жыл бұрын
There was a joke in this? I only see Angus McFife XIII? ;)
@nygarmik3 жыл бұрын
Damn, I got goosebumps when Angus started singing... This is actually great music.
@КириллЛинкер-о5ф3 жыл бұрын
When you are in doubt about "are my ideas worth sharing?", remember that these guys wrote a metal song about IKEA featiring Odin as The God of IKEA :)
@PartsuPihimys4 жыл бұрын
When you fail to search for manowar...you will find something awesome. Like this.
@lucas493424 жыл бұрын
Don't mistake eyebleach for eyeblech on Reddit then
@felixbertoni4 жыл бұрын
Odin : Valhalleluja Jesus : Hallelu ... Wait wat ? Odin : *gives him a self assembly cross* Jesus : Oh My God Odin : Somehow, you can call me that, yes.
@ThePigeon57344 жыл бұрын
very much underrated.
@StergiosMekras3 жыл бұрын
You, sir, have won the internets.
@PiracyandDumbbells3 жыл бұрын
And there's a Crossword puzzle written in runes on the back.
@gbjbaanb3 жыл бұрын
If Indiana Jones ever finds a nail from the True Cross, just remember it'll be the one that was left over after assembly.
@MrWhatyawant3 жыл бұрын
oh my Dad*
@Aquivoy Жыл бұрын
And here we are two years later. A curious fact is that I did not remember the name of this epic piece of art (my fault, the Master in Business has stolen my brain), and I just wrote "Ikea Rock Song", and that's it!