Nanowar Of Steel - Vegan Velociraptor

Lyrics video of Vegan Velociraptor by Nanowar Of Steel. Song from Stairway To Valhalla, produced with Alessandro Delvecchio. Video by Christian Ice.
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Video Produced by Christian Ice.
Comic images by Potowotominimak (lead singer).
Song Produced by Alessandro Del Vecchio and Nanowar Of Steel.
Executive production by Nanowar Of Steel.
Recorded at Ivorytears Music Works with Alessandro Del Vecchio (2016-2017).
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Lyrics
He drives his eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank
Non-disposable hero, in a cloak made of hemp
Lethal cereal killer completely sugar free
Drowning enemies in pots of herbal tea
It's known that a lentil-based diet
Is the cause of a strong flatulence
His bum pollutes with CO2
So bears abandon the arctic too
And deserve it 'cos they eat fish anyway
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Sheriff of the livestock against animal abuse
Replacing choco milkshakes with lime and carrot juice
But he's got to be careful when patrolling the town
As the carnivorous cow's lurking around
In league with the Bacon Street Boys
She feeds cattle with meat and steroids
Blended with opium and bamboo
Bovines become addicted too
Turning into narco-prostitutes
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
You zucchini butcher, mother nature's playful friend
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
On a bad day took place a very bad thing
As this very bad cow and her very bad crew
Very impolitely raped a young groundhog
Named George W. Sanchez
There came Gargamellor the moderate T-Rex,
Complaining ‘bout the gang's inappropriate ways
But the evil bovines went berserk and devoured him alive
Mild Gargamellor! Polite Gargamellor!
Taxpayer Gargamellor! “Cowfood” Gargamellor!
George W. Sanchez! Poor bullying victim
George W. Sanchez! Your ass bled for us all
George W. Sanchez...
Vegan Velociraptor:
Damn you, ill-bred evildoers
I hereby declare you under arrest
You killed my friend Gargamellor
And impolitely raped Herr W. Sanchez
You have the right to remain silent
You have the right to an attorney,
Anything you say can and will be used
Against you in a court of law
Carnivorous Cow:
I'll exctinct you, filthy dromaeosaurid,
Your days are numbered, you're about to die!
You entered the wrong jurisdiction,
'Cos the law enforced here is the Bill Of Rights
That grants the right to rape a groundhog (impolitely)
Or grants the right to eat a T-Rex
But grants the right to do both of the above
If one is called George W. Sanchez!
That said the cow launched her assault
Hitting his throat with a turbo-flying kick
VV was counterattacking
Firing with bullets made out of soy beans
Until the cow took a secret potion, to prevail over the dinosaur
A mixture of prions and elephant scurf that made her... Invincible!
Contracting "Mad Cow Disease" and hence being
Slaughtered by the FDA authorities
Still drives an eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank
The vice mayor promoted him to a prestigious rank
Liutenant of seitan brigadier of seeds
Feldmarshall of the cruelty free recipes
His macrobiotic meals
Enriched with proteinic pills
Drowned in a sea of rice and soy
Fill everyone with peace and joy
But not Sanchez, still bleeding from his ass
Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor
Slaughterer of eggplants, Jurassic animalist
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor
Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Here comes the meteorite!

[@Okabim]

Between Wind Rose doing Diggy Diggy Hole and Nanowar in general, I must say Italy's metal meme game is on point this year.

[@grejsancoprative]

Well... I mean... First it was the whole Eurobeat deal...

[@guillaumegauduchon7835]

Wait Wind Rose is an Italian band ? Good to know

[@harbl99]

Italians: they were the first to introduce the rest of us to civilisation. Paved roads and sewage systems and all that. Let's see where they're going with this...

[@rolandpayne3291]

If u want more weird meme music, check out the throat-singing cover of numb by linkin park.

[@eccoeco3454]

@@harbl99 we introduced you to Civilization Democracy (two times) The calendar Concrete (roman) The connecting rod Encyclopedia Schools Science Academies , Epidemiology (contributed greatly) Dentures Books Renaissance Opera Musical notation Perspective Banking Double entry bookkeeping system The Estimo (curse our names when you have to pay taxes) Casino Perfume Eyeglasses The Helicopter The scientific method ( contributed greatly) The anatomical theatre The anemometer The audiometer The barometer The Radiogoniometer Medical thermometer The electromagnetic Seismograp The microscope The telescope The multi mirror telescope The mile Mitre Gates (flood gates that don't explode under the pressure of the water) Newspapers Electroplating The typewriter The vault the university The telephone Television (partially) The pistol The Star fort Stock Exchange The Radio The San Marco 1 satellite we came third in the space race The pretzel And the macaron Gelato Shopping centers The first model of motorjet The torpedos The touchpad Watermark Welfare The first automatic rifle The induction motor (lots of motors) Pasteurization (disproved the theory of spontaneous generation) Geothermal powerplants Hyper Search Intel 4004 and 8080 The first programmable calculator The prism The battery Internal combustion engine The light bulb (at least the first to work) D-shape (a 3 D printer capable of printing fucking buildings) Jeans Jacuzzi Petroleum combustion engines Motorways The Nuclear Reactor Nitroglycerin The Personal Computer This and leaving out anything that isn't material or practical like the concept of colony and or the fermi paradox So trust us

[@Canalnameyouhappy]

I swear I don't even know what is happening anymore. And I love it.

[@presabranca]

Idem

[@just_rian5059]

I know right?

[@warriorofale6662]

Nanowar is totally underrated. They should get more attention in ALL European countries

[@victorcabanelas]

They should get more attention EVERYWHERE!!

[@synapse0]

@@victorcabanelas EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYWHERE!

[@MarcoUribe]

México is present here!

[@pacosans6125]

SPAIN

[@fabinhomanzato]

Brazil too

[@crimsoneyez86]

This is what happens when you go down the youtube rabbit hole, and come out with an amazing new band to listen to lol I love this crazy stuff.

[@nanowarVEVO]

we're glad you stumbled upon us eventually

[@whatTheFup]

Found you through youtubes recomendations, been blasting you for weeks now. On my recent 10hr car ride ypu where featured heavily as I cruised along the Norwegian fjords

[@nanowarVEVO]

@@whatTheFup Wow, the fact you survived the combination Nanowar + fjords tells a lot about the kind of badass you are. Well done.

[@ladymopar2024]

@@nanowarVEVO who doesn't know what is Fjord is

[@marvinabarquez8915]

At 3:40 you'll see a gorilla with "Harambe" on the back and a hole in his head. Well played, Nanowar

[@Tuck-Shop]

Lol.

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

The Vegan Velociraptor in his little tank is so adorable

[@Mutos4]

Is tank called Bonaparte ?

[@joevile240]

From Korn to Lord of the Lost to Powerwolf to Sabaton to Here ... My music history has been blessed.

[@nanowarVEVO]

Especially for the last step of your journey

[@mategrossi]

An Ergo proxy fan here. Nice taste!

[@erastrangelet7575]

Whoa whoa wait a second (so late to the party sorry) , but Lord of the Lost, really? Where?! Can't find it, and I supposedly know all their songs, I feel so tone deaf

[@FirstTruthSeeker]

*Hail the Metal Slug Velociraptor*

[@billysgeo]

NOW THATS A GAME THAT I WOULD BUY AN ARCADE CABINET FOR!!!!

[@kylekatarn5964]

METAL SLUG!

[@aetherofthenorth9700]

You can buy at least 4 of them on Steam

[@blazejecar]

3:24 don't yoou mean "invinci-bull"? damn, missed opportunity

[@newenglandsun4394]

Bulls don't have utters.

[@hugoshobbies1688]

@@newenglandsun4394 that's bullying of trans-gender-bulls. one can also claim that this is utter bullshit

[@johntaylor6851]

@@hugoshobbies1688 *udder bullshit...

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

uhm ackshually 🤓 she’s referred to with female pronouns and cow is a word which only refers to mothers, or sometimes to females in general, whereas bulls are uncastrated males

[@jakeqwaninne8502]

she can't be a bull, but clever none the less, people thinking like you brought us nanowar, so keep goin with it

[@frehleyscomet274]

my dad sent me this song and i'm speachless this is pure gold! greetings from serbia🇷🇸❤️🇮🇹

[@malcho1234]

I don't know what Nanowar Of Steel are on when they make their songs, but I'm sure we all need some of it.

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

I'll take two, please.

[@chaos2232]

Ong

[@tacdragzag7464]

I swear... I never knew just how much I wanted to see a vegan raptor driving an eco friendly tesla police tank.

[@PierreJeanPierre]

Holy shit, now I understand the end of Chupacabra Cadabra. The Nanowar Cinematic Universe is incredible.

[@Bleakillusion]

So unrealistic, everyone knows Velociraptor had feathers.

[@aggressivenipples8391]

Yeah the historical inaccuracy in this video is terrible. I come here for quality dinosaur historicity dammit! If I could give it 1000s dislikes I would.

[@jdog7797]

...and rode Helicopter!

[@gazz3867]

@@jdog7797 No, that was the chickens.

[@robinblieck398]

Now I want a vegan velociraptor shirt 😁

[@razorhawk1260]

I want a vegan velociraptor cartoon series

[@chabs8961]

Sure makes more sense than the flat earth theory.

[@Hamburgers4Haiti]

How is it that, in a year, nobody has tried to debate you on this? I'm proud of this comment section.

[@jdog7797]

Because those losers don't listen to this genre, which is good sign it's not mainstream, normies.

[@chabs8961]

@@Hamburgers4Haiti The IQ of this fandom is at least DECENT.

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

@@chabs8961 Allegedly, occifer.

[@lucariosimon9058]

Absolute 10/10. I adore the art style, and they fit the song and story like a glove. This is definetely one of my favorite Ballad type of songs, like ever

[@PuristRealist]

Somehow, I ended up here after searching for Richard Marx covers -> then got to Italian Metal -then > this. My journey is at an end now. There is no need for anything else.

[@nanowarVEVO]

Welcome home, buddy

[@marcosm.atenas9671]

The Major's cameo is the best part of this brilliant piece of art

[@ChristianIce]

Ho notizie fresche su George W. Sanchez. Sembra che stia meglio ed abbia ripreso a camminare.

[@KrowwJaeger]

Tanto se l'è cercata. Camminava in modo troppo svergognato e provocante

[@Abrakain]

@@KrowwJaeger e i bovini erano tutto sommato dei bravi ragazzi. Secondo me sono stati sedotti.

[@antisystemfreespeech7957]

Ricevuto Maestro ....sanchez cammina zoppo , ma cammina

[@joshsmith7682]

The more music I hear from you guys the more I wonder where you've been all my life.

[@nanowarVEVO]

Right here! The real question is - where have you been all this time?

[@joshsmith7682]

@@nanowarVEVO Finding my way here of course

[@Alice_Bedlam]

The meteorite at 4:23 is actually the meteorite from the end of chaos wizards rise by gloryhammer.

[@alphomega2608]

Anyone else here after the release of George W. Sanchez's origin story and his legendary battle against the Chupacabra Cadabra?

[@FarMango]

I love how the Velociraptor is riding a tank from Metal Slug

[@wilhelmiusroderick8167]

How is George W. Sanchez doing now? Did he ever recover from his mental and physical injuries? Great song!

[@nanowarVEVO]

He's still suffering from PTSD, but he's doing better with time... Thanks for asking!

[@bendover1675]

Impolitely graping a young groundhog implies there is a polite way to grape a groundhog... these guys are hilarious

[@GioJonnhyK]

yeah, it's sufficient asking the groundhog in a polite way ❤

[@timurgazizov1579]

It's 4 am. Songs get more insane every minute. I love it.

[@stefantsarev4442]

Am I the only one who noticed that they switched the Street fighter attacks - the turbo flying kick being the Hadouken and the projectile attack being the Tatsumaki-senpukyaku? Because I thought it was totally awesome! P.S. I loved "Uranus"! It was adorable, to say the least! And to add Michael Starr to the formula is meta humour on a whole different level!

[@francybrevi21]

Le vostre canzoni sono una scalata verso il Valhalla

[@brodericksiz625]

Valhalleluja, fratello

[@canalmax2228]

Ikea anche a te....!😎👋

[@Warghas]

Wow! I am so happy that this suddenly appeared as recommendation for me. This is such a great master piece. Stomach hurts from laughter. Absolutely amazing.

[@Alexander59059]

Doing it impolitely was just taking it too far

[@nanowarVEVO]

those damn evil impolite cows...

[@DracoCordraconis]

True, how dare they didn't have the decency to ask before? smh

[@francescocattaneo2971]

Fantastica la canzone e davvero bella l'idea di mostrarla come se fosse un fumetto! Complimenti! Le mosse di Ryu di Street Fighter in sottofondo allo scontro e il tank alla Metal Slug poi sono una vera chicca! :-D

[@thesuperdoge2476]

3:40 oh my god, the gorilla wore a shirt that said “Harambe” and have a hole in his head, kudos for the details

[@juanbonno4421]

Wow this is incredibly awesome, R I P Gargamellor

[@nanowarVEVO]

He might be dead but his deeds will live forever

[@vincem3748]

Press F to pay respects

[@alejandrolora7125]

That Harambe one, I cracked, you guys are AWESOME

[@poopcatapult2623]

How the Valhalla is this not over 1,000,000 views?

[@NoName-to5xl]

500k+ and rising. I hadn't thought about them in a while. with no promotion fans will come slowly. Saw them live 3 times. Weirdest experience. Think about the bliss of good metal , but every now and then you hold your stomach laughing. pure joy

[@PakSilvers]

Sons of Aguirre (a spanish rap metal band) did a song with the same title, but in spanish. The fun part is that both bands are comedy based.

[@CavemanJesus4Life]

This is probably the greatest thing I have ever heard. Broccolini Hunter, Savior of the Environment

[@luciusshouno8815]

This is truly a masterpiece. Extremely funny and deep at the same time. oh and poor Gargamellor

[@nanowarVEVO]

RIP Gargamellor, he was just a honest, moderate taxpayer standing up against injustice

[@vincem3748]

Press F to pay respects

[@verdoemme]

This song has such great Queen vibes!

[@NosferKlein]

La letra de esta canción es una completa obra de arte. ¡Vaya poesía!

[@CaioOleskovicz]

Nanowar is freaking amazing

[@shino050]

Is Vegan velociraptor a partner of Bestie di Seitan?

[@nanowarVEVO]

It's their feldmarshall

[@FalkaRiannon]

I...I think I found a new favourite saturday morning cartoon...

[@angelolaporta9450]

Sempre più convinto che questo sia il mio album preferito 😍

[@erose9792]

Nanowar is the only band to sing about a vegan dinosaur and everybody gets mega hype.

[@l.u.c.a.s.]

Sons of Aguirre also sang about a vegan velocirraptor :)

[@spoogemop]

"aah-aah-aah-aah Vegan Velociraptor..." Well *that's* wedged in my head for the next couple of days. Gee thanks.

[@maria-bl3mt]

The most adorable Velociraptor i ever seen

[@zarkopetrovic7472]

Ovo bre nema nigde! Svaka vam čast, ko se ne smeje taj nije u vinklu!🤣♥️🇮🇹

[@tonibeba8911]

Best band the yt algorithm showed me. Now you got a new fan :D

[@nanowarVEVO]

Thanks YT algorithm!

[@exia7684]

Sometimes I find myself singing about a vegan dinosaur fighting mutated cows. This shit is hilarious af.

[@keithd7080]

Even though it is a joke, the music is really really good.

[@charlottewillis5738]

Denver the Last Dinosaur came to mind and then Gwar...Lol! You guys are incredible!

[@Drejzer]

Was that the fabled "Rock falls, everybody dies"? I guess the GM had enough

[@balazsharangozo9702]

I wish you guys would come to Hungary. I keep showing your music to friends to spread the Word, you guys rock! :)

[@nanowarVEVO]

Catch us on TOUR! Info and tickets on www.nanowar.it/live/

[@ifyouarenotintometalyouare9445]

I HOPE TO SE YOU SOON IN ARGENTINA!

[@alexzero8856]

We need Nanowar in Mexico :c

[@luciusshouno8815]

We wait for you in Vienna/Austria :) Keep up your awesome work!

[@springfield350dx]

I've discovered the band yesterday, and I'm glad to say = See you in Paris !

[@nanowarVEVO]

@@springfield350dx Glad to hear that! See you in Paris then!

[@diegogagliardo1955]

THIS IS ART . GENIUS .

[@KelbenArunsun]

I always thought Van Canto did a good job, by taking metal not to serious and doing something like accapella Metal... Then i stumbled over Gloryhammer and thought: Ok, awesome... Then i found Alestorm, Grailknights and Wind Rose.... Hell Yeah! And then i followed the KZbinsuggestions and ended up with nanowar of steel.... Now i can die happily.....

[@StergiosMekras]

The best part about all the above is that they have talent to spare. They're not taking metal lightly because they can't play for shit, they do it because they're better than most.

[@NASCAR_Junk]

What about Psychostick?

[@chaos2232]

​@@bconneau658thanks

[@Whitemal1337]

This is why I love power metal.

[@TheOriginalWheatLoaf]

This is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

[@MattiasGrozny]

Italian meme metal, my life is now complete.

[@darkwinter6028]

“Uhhh.... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?”

[@XnetmanX]

This is amazing on that many levels, I can't even describe it, but that's usual for all NoS songs. But I must say I cried a little seeing Harambe in the crowd.. :D Awesome job.

[@GuglielmoMocciaro]

Una delle mie preferite dell'album, capolavoro

[@metalheadcomicbookfan797]

I swear Germany, Japan, Finland, Brazil and Italy are among the best when it comes to making weird music

[@Iphao]

This took a turn. Many of them in fact.

[@guenhwyvar797]

This is pure gold

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

My friend showed me this last night and now I adore this song. Also, 2:16 is a perfect out of context image.

[@newschwarz]

Top 10 super heroes that could defeat Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet

[@Mike-jr5hq]

I wonder how many must have been laughing away in studio when this was recorded.

[@MrCippman]

[@pervyturtle2673]

This song feels like a fever dream. I approve

[@charlottewillis5738]

Thanks guys! First thing that made me smile and laugh the morning! Keep Rockin'!

[@freundhain3736]

Wonderfully stupid content, top class craftsmanship! Chapeau!

[@tol7553]

it's stupid only on the surface

[@IAmSeanFleming]

Please, please, PLEASE tour the UK soon!!!

[@Commodore4life]

I was trying to think of a witty comment, but this is too fucking perfect for anything needed to be added to it.

[@federicovitali4717]

è una delle cose più belle che abbia mai visto, grazie

[@Paolo6709]

Vogliamo la versione italiana ora ahahaha Siete dei grandi

[@KoriMasho]

I....I love this band. Love.

[@stefantsarev4442]

The bill of rights? More like the Bull of rights! A song which made me laugh so hard I got yelled by my landlady... The best song to listen to at 4 AM! P.S. I loved when you called a kick Hadouken and a projectile attack tatsumaki-sempuken! This made me laugh even harder!

[@ethanor]

I have so many questions and I don't care about the answers

[@NicolasCanalMusic]

I consider this a masterpiece

[@janissaire111]

You guys are really amazing

[@harrus88]

One of the most epic things that I've seen! :)

[@UnderTower]

Those "Oooooh!" at the end... xDDD \m/ \m/

[@Terracotta_Rem]

He's the hero we need but don't deserve.

[@rubenphonecollector2533]

This is a masterpiece

[@DeatharmonyBand]

He rides Tesla Motors of true metal of wood While other gangs rape, we eats healthy food In the forest of tofu... He's wearing a suit 😀

[@GloomyMime]

Grazie, avevo bisogno di una pausa

[@JackAzz212]

Sto video in stile comic è fantastico!

[@MauroRaselli]

Harambe è un vero tocco di classe...

[@TrueRainsie]

This song banging harder than the meteorite in the end.

[@ThatGameShow]

Well done incorporating Harambe into this. R.I.P Harambe.

[@Sciszm]

Gargamellor will live on in our hearts always. R.I.P

[@Vegoraptor]

1. Why didn't I find this like eight months earlier? 2. What am I even supposed to feel now? The political commentary hits disturbingly close to home, and y'know, there is the thing with the name and stuff...

[@nanowarVEVO]

Nice nickname dude!

[@darkcompassion9027]

this is freaking hilarious. and I am a vegan (not a velociraptor tho) now, let me go charge my eco-friendly tesla tank :D

[@DanielSantos-cr5sx]

Hahahah

[@neurobeardies]

beware of cows bro

[@darkcompassion9027]

@@neurobeardies I am not that concerned about the cows, but about the pimp of the baby cow narco prostitutes.

[@goldenhate6649]

With batteries made in china with more pollution than a gas car operating for a decade

[@AsaliahSexyBoy]

that's exactly what a velociraptor would say

[@KelbenArunsun]

Welcome back.. I know its not your first time, mine neighter, so enjoy...

[@darkendtranquility]

so when is netflix going to adapt this into a movie?

[@Dividedintopieces]

Since I discovered this song, my day is not complete until I listened to it at least twice

[@c.a.murillo5896]

Besides Norwegian regueton, this is the Best song ever xD