Naomi Finale: Once More Unto the Breach, Dear Friends!! CANCELLED!!

It's over and it's CANCELLED. But Jayne and I also discuss how The CW fail their actors when they claim to champion them.
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[@Not_Soundwave]

7:34 "She has super speed." "They're driving in a car!" "She pushed the car." Yep, I'm gonna sub to her.

[@ArionNoble]

JAYNE...one of the last feminine westernized women left in America. She must feel so lonely.

[@xposetruth5681]

Theres a few of us left. 😉

[@Gnadab]

She IS pretty lonely.

[@alfonseklyne9027]

Gonna miss Jaynes voice in contrast with az's lol. Jayne is sweet and thoughtful and az is ranting and crass haha

[@smythharris2635]

What's your address?😆

[@sleepykitty8918]

My partner and I are feminine women, so that makes two more to add to the list of proper women :p

[@ecwstar]

Hopefully AZ and Jayne start reviewing another series, they're great together.

[@Believer1980]

yep, would love them to do good AND crap films/shows.

[@will1sg]

Az did say on FNT that him and Jayne will be doing Kenobi together.

[@makani9004]

@@will1sg Bless their poor souls.

[@Hello_All_My_N_Words]

They are getting married in 3 months so im guessing they have plans for content.

[@Hello_All_My_N_Words]

BTW, I am a habitual liar.

[@phaeded0ut]

“We got no story! We got no budget, We’ve just been foolin’ around…” As the Talking Heads just shake their heads dejectedly. Babe! Good grief, good riddance.

[@RanMouri82]

"Baaaaaaabe!"

[@seanmcclure]

For Az so loved his viewers he gave his time and sanity.

[@JocZayZay1]

Praise be

[@soaringeagle5418]

Sad that we won't get to hear collabs from you and Jayne but happy that you no longer have to suffer through the masochism to save us from having to watch it.

[@ayethein7681]

Yes. It was a treat to watch this pair roast what is surely a worse show even than batwoman. I do hope they find another lousy message -pushing midden -heap of a series to sift through . It is remarkable that it just seems to be a string of ideas (purple comets and an environmental disaster gives them their powers? Can't we just have a magic wand and be done with it?) put together without regard for story, continuity or credibility.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

Az might try to drag Jayne into reviewing Ms Marvel. It's really coming across as an abusive relationship now 😆😂

[@vitamint3]

No worries we haven't see the end of the line in term of terribad TV shows

[@rbu2136]

PLEASE GET THEM BOXES OF TISSUES

[@RanMouri82]

Now that Naomi's done, how about you two review She Hulk? Dunno if it'll be as bad as Naomi, but it'll be pretty damn bad.

[@MrBDB001]

Sorry this pairing is over but Not sorry Naomi is toast. Love you both.

[@defendersofthefaith8157]

"This is going to be the quickest Naomi video ever!".... TWO HOURS LATER.....

[@ahealthierkirk2558]

You guys need to keep doing collabs. Pick a show...pick 5 shows and keep reviewing stuff...anything....review SpongeBob SquarePants...anything

[@TheLegionOfTheDamned.]

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!!! How can you cancel Naomi when she has an "A+ in personality" and is better than Superman!

[@CooLin1stPlace]

"Superman 2.0 babe!"

[@scottjackson1420]

I haven't heard of Jayne Theory before. But her laugh is so delightful, she's a pleasure to listen to. I think I'll subscribe and see if I like her content.

[@ryuno2097]

wait... haven't you watched any of the Naomi videos Az did before? She's in the Naomi videos since the episode 1 review.

[@scottjackson1420]

@@ryuno2097 No, I don't watch the CW, and so haven't been watching the reviews. I had KZbin going while working, and after one video ended, this one autostarted as I subscribe to Az. I just left it on while working, so this is actually the first I've actually heard about Naomi except in passing. LOL, I also usually don't watch multi-hour live streams. But this has been funny just listening to the two of them and enjoying their banter, so I didn't click it off.

[@onurkneezb]

It's prolly a good thing she hides behind an avatar, everything about her voice gives off the "girl next door" type of vibe, I would hate to be disappointed.

[@Slitheringpeanut]

She has the sweetest voice.

[@MediaManPower]

Dude, I wanted to say that very thing! Her laugh is so sweet!

[@RanMouri82]

1:07:32 Well put, Jayne. It's all about being fluid and not forming bonds, because relationships take responsibility and work. These writers never grew up, so they write adolescents as babies with big-kid bodies (except for the 10 y.o. sister, yikes).

[@steveelmy]

If it hasn't been suggested already: Az should invite Jayne to collab with him on Gotham Knights as well Ms Marvel and Obi Wan Kenobi. Your interplay is great and it makes each review all the more entertaining :) .

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

I'd completely forgotten all about this. The nightmare continues. I love that Jayne is still trying to find something to work with here. 😆

[@RanMouri82]

Jayne makes the comic book sound much better than this shitshow.

[@TheEldritchGod]

"This is going to be the quickest Naomi Video Ever!" - Az Posts a 2 hour video. HOW LONG WERE THE OTHER ONES???

[@mwspathes]

I see a mix of insanity and happiness from Az and Jayne, delusional happiness it was cancelled!

[@DarrenM.]

Thanks! Az and Jayne - my thanks to you both. It was fun to hear your overview and review of Naomi over the season. I didn't miss one. A small gift for you you both for a drink to drown the pain and have another laugh. I hope you continue to collaborate together. If so, I hope I can buy you both a drink in person at a meet up. Until then, this will need to suffice. Keep up the good work to both of you. To paraphrase Dave Allen - Good day, good luck, and may your God go with you.

[@RanMouri82]

Lovely gift to these folks for watching this horrible show for our entertainment.

[@HeelvsBabyface]

Thank you so much x

[@matzlep]

There were countless “are you afraid of the dark” episodes on Nickelodeon that were written better than this crap

[@mattkhourie4037]

I'm betting EVERY episode of OG Afraid of the Dark was better written lol.

[@andrewmack2161]

The way Naomis romantic relationships were written suggests the writer has never had a romantic relationship and this is their idea of how young men treat young women... but Naomi is the queen of equality, so she's taking this fictional attitude to relationships.

[@TheCarterKent]

Just ponder that thought for a minute: A SHOW SO BAD THAT EVEN THE CW CANCELS IT!

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

NO..... Discovery cancelled it, cus if it were up to CW we'd get 10 seasons of this.....and AZ would break

[@shipmcgree6367]

Ava Duvernay projecting her craving to be amazing through Naomi. Fails hilariously. 😂

[@hughvazquez7441]

Naomi be like: my name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me GiorGio

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

aahhhh naww naaaww Maomi: my name is Nairobi Iomi but everybody calls me Naomi Me: no you just made that up! dun dun dunnn

[@anchorworm]

I really hope that AZ and Jayne can find another series to review together. They are a great pairing with his rants and her smooth, melodic voice.

[@michaelquaid4679]

@Subpar JennaTalia yep!

[@RanMouri82]

Yeah, they balance each other out very well.

[@ahealthierkirk2558]

The only chance that Naomi would get renewed is if AZ and Jayne promised the CW to keep doing these reviews.

[@Kylorin235]

I find it hilarious that Naomi can fly super fast but look totally bored and her hair doesnt move at all!

[@patrickmcgavin2245]

You should see the last mission impossible for one reason they make Henry Cavill a bad ass. Which the only question I have is how can they make Henry a normal man a bad ass? but not as Superman.

[@derrickcrawford1081]

Maybe he likes being in the mission impossible movies more?

[@theunknowncommenter725]

His Superman was pretty badass already.

[@DuckNationWTD]

2hrs AZ?!?!?! LMAO

[@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets]

Remember: Channel Awesome/TGWTG did better flying effects in one of their amateur movies... from over 10 years ago.

[@pwgdeathhawk8146]

Thanks AZ and Jayne, I never watched Naomi but I loved your reviews of this mess of a CW “show” hopefully will watch you two working together again for Gotham knights

[@JocZayZay1]

I 2nd the motion

[@whitefish066]

FYI. Portland is in Oregon. It is very close to Vancouver, Washington where I grew up though.

[@wayneanderton4953]

I like when Az always says this will be the shortest review ever,,, and its 2 hours long

[@weilam03]

Jaynes "hello" shifted az's whole demeanor lol. you cant get mad when you hear that voice

[@silver2therescue1]

Hehe there's even a line in Smallville where Chloe says "believe it or not Clark, but my world does not revolve around you." Smallville's just my favorite show and I have the whole series memorized and can pull obscure quotes out of thin air, no big deal.

[@BronyNumber4096]

1:21:47 Az puts out a WAY better Season 1 idea for Batwoman. Jayne: Oh, I want this to be a thing! I'm _invested_ now! Based Indie Creators: Just wait till our Orange Saviour is back in office. There will be a Second Renaissance!

[@matejbosela9093]

You know, I am a simple white man - I see Naomi in the description, I check if its Heel, I smile and like the video. Prepare for the malding!

[@patrickmcgavin2245]

I love your idea for batwoman Az. We should've gotten that or something close to it.

[@AdmiralRamirez7]

2 hours I need to order lunch

[@b.buster.]

They'll bring her back next season and say it's 5 years later and it's Scissor-Girl.

[@groovercrusader6651]

LMFAO!!! Thumbnail is a reference to the character Poochie from the Itchy & Scratchy show.

[@execodin]

Az and Jayne have good chemistry.

[@QuatrinaVR]

I can’t wait to hear the two of you review Gotham Knights!

[@lewisbenzie845]

Naomi died on her way back to her home planet.

[@johndoerr8853]

The best compliment I have heard about this series, Batwahman, and most of the CW shows is "Nice to see all those rejected quibi sketch writers have found work".

[@DagonNaxos]

Please do more review colabs with Jayne. She's an absolute gem and I love her laugh and the chemistry between you!

[@inquisitorichijou883]

THat flight picture looks like she's taking a slefie while doing her best Klingon impression.

[@spectre9957]

I've decided to write a paper on Az's decent into madness for my psychology course. It's gonna be great.

[@featherguardian6023]

I'm just glad that it's Over and Cancelled,everything CW Touches Dies and I can't wait to see the Company Destroyed Forever,Naomi is like Batwoman and All of the CW DC Shows,theses Review are Way Better and Worth Our Time.

[@pokalen4963]

Thank you for this series of reviews. Please continue with another show, you two are great!

[@bkondrk]

Thanks Az and Jayne, for giving me something to make me smile and laugh when times are getting tough.

[@RanMouri82]

Az, Portland's in Oregon, so you're probably thinking of Seattle, which is in Washington.

[@1RFB308shooter]

I'm so glad that a flock of idiots presented this dumpster fire..... JUST so I can listen to Az & Jane can destroy the entire pile of (whatever it was).... Janes' laugh is addicting & delightful. And watching Az dissect the entire season was so much fun..

[@MasticinaAkicta]

So those writers, within the first series, already created plotholes big enough to drive trucks through. Sounds like the CW to me!

[@DeadlyAssets]

I take my hat off to you both! I couldn't get through episode 1 without falling asleep and giving up on watching the rest of the series, truly awful in every way! I just watch your vids they are much more fun 🙂

[@Robert.Marazita]

Looking forward to the listen while I paint my models!

[@NateTheScot]

1:25:44 - I'm with Jayne i was a million times more invested in that story ALREADY than anything we EVER saw in the Batwhaman series... There could be actual stakes... maybe Lady Sheva even defeats Batwoman and Batwoman has to flee with the help of Luke or Sophie or someone else from the show setting up Sheva as the baddie for season 2... There's so much they could've done with that basic overarching idea alone. It would incorporate villain of the week episodes with an overarching plot spanning the season, meaning each individual episode had a nice neatly contained arc, but that there was also the overall arc to keep you interested longterm. It's hilarious just how badly the batwhamen writers fucked up all because they were too busy trying to shove intersectional feminist agenda into LITERALLY EVERY PART OF THE SHOW. i mean holy shit were ANY of the characters straight? I know soywing and asian crackwhore were supposed to be flirting but i'd say they were bi at most, as soywing is defo not straight and asian crackwhore went gay instantly when she got even just a tiny bit of Poison Ivy influence... It's honestly impressive they fucked it up as hard as they did. They did far more harm to "the cause" than good, because people looked at batwhamen and were like "this is the best these moron woke agenda types can do?"... as well as it being insulting to LGBT people with the idea that the only thing about them that matters is their skin colour and who they're fucking. They had absolutely no character beyond those elements. The bigotry of the left is far more insidious and harmful than the over bigotry of the right imo.

[@DrRasputin2012]

Az watches, so we don't have to. I salute you sir. O7.

[@Kevinnnnck]

THE NICKELODEON BIT WAS SO ON POINT AZ... LIKE YOU LITERALLY READ MY MIND 🤣

[@PsycoDwarf9]

Sounds like.."OK Gang! Film striking the sets! We're just here for the paycheck! "

[@noylj1]

Cause-and-effect and chronology are strictly social constructs, as the CW tries to prove.

[@larae6129]

I heard that Ava Durnera production is shopping Noami around to another network or streaming service.

[@thatpatrickguy3446]

Glad the nightmare of Naomi is over, but, yeah, I know some raging alcoholics who could write better scripts in the clutches of their DTs. I'm looking forward to the two of you team up for the next craptastic show.

[@Jeff-ok6dr]

I'm still amazed by the viewer numbers in the last two episodes. I get if they were a week apart but they were on ethe same day and 8,000 people left. They were right there, the finish line is almost in sight and people couldn't care less. I hope AZ and Jayne review Gotham Knights

[@danielmack2056]

I never knew flying was so boring. The look on her face while flying makes you wonder if she could be less interested in this scene.

[@evilherodiamondcat]

I was dying laughing when I saw her face in that scene. She looked so terrible!

[@robertrogers074]

😂

[@robertrogers074]

@@evilherodiamondcat 😂

[@OsellaSquadraCorse]

The Northman is still on in several UK cinemas. Vue are great, they keep things round for months (still had some places showing The Batman last week).

[@irishnotsane9365]

That was Top Gear ending when it was at best with Jeremy and the other two

[@johnbigboote8900]

You were right the first time. It's Portland, Oregon. But I wouldn't expect a person from New Zealand to know U.S. geography as well as a Canadian does.

[@BotsKeepStealingMyName]

It's finally over, and I still have no idea what happened.

[@ravenshrike]

Portland, Oregon and Seattle, Washington. You had it right the first time.

[@m.a.l.e8182]

I love jayne's laugh. seductive.

[@robwhitebrook8580]

Took a bit of digging but I found a picture... imagine a super cute version of her avatar 21?ish.

[@smythharris2635]

I knew it! Thanks, you made my day!

[@proto5069]

Keep this duo going!

[@vitamint3]

I never felt this way since Firefly got canceled... Sad face emoji

[@thoughtsonfitness3249]

I love Jayne, she is so charming with a beautifully delightful and silken voice… she is the best by a country mile to Az’s angry and accurate tone? and I hope that both Jayne and Az critique future topics together…?

[@noylj1]

I remember a story where Harry Potter traveled thousands of miles from London to Scotland.

[@geofft.1959]

I hope you collaborate with Jayne on another show..

[@lperkins2]

Um... No... Portland is in Oregon. It is, however, a double city. The washington half is called Vancouver (*not* Vancouver BC, which is in Canada, just across the border from Washington).

[@bobwilliam5963]

I want to see Az’s version of Batwoman please.

[@Sentinel82]

Lots of ✂️

[@HomestarAK]

Going to miss these videos. I have the biggest crush on Jayne’s laugh and Az always gets solid laughs out of her with his antics.

[@Takiaro89]

Miss Marvel with Jayne? I say: HELL YOU BROTHER! I WILL BRING THE HEAVY FLAMER!

[@whitebeardskydaddy6756]

I've watched several of these "reviews" with you and Jayne Theory. I have almost no idea what 'Naomi' is about, other than she's an alien with some "powers." I have to be glad that the show is canceled, and regret that it was made. Why was it made? Really. Why? You have the answer. You said the answer. None of it means anything. That's the answer to all corporate entertainment! None of it means anything! Perhaps we have reached a place in the development of the species when we can turn loose of this bullshit type of story telling. NONE OF IT MEANS ANYTHING!

[@KomboEzaliTe]

Money laundering, and obtaining ESG funds from Vanguard and Blackrock.

[@woketroll541]

I want to see AZs version of Batwoman. CW, make it happen.

[@OsellaSquadraCorse]

1:30.00 is also the plot for Dr Who's Time War special... So bad writing is always bad writing.

[@JohnDoe-vm5rb]

I love the sheer, utter contempt Az has for the show now. It's such a lovely contrast to Jayne's giggling

[@elmarakovideo]

It is fun listening as they try to make sense of the constant nonsense the CW produces.

[@johnselden9257]

I love how Az always says it’s going to be a quick video because nothing happened….but then the video is always long.

[@RanMouri82]

Thanks, Az, for reminding me that the ending of GoT was terrible.

[@wcw2793]

Brutus is played by Ray Porter, who also voiced Darkseid in ZSJL.

[@robertrogers074]

😲 WHAT ???

[@makisky4495]

Aww... Now we gotta find new show for Az to bring Jayne back for. 😁

[@jaybor1683]

Gotham Knights. Also Powerpuff Girls live action if that trash is still going ahead

[@wikimon]

i don't know what the fuck a naomi is...

[@unknxwn.2552]

That flight scene looks like dog shit😂

[@ErickWhite-Gronok]

I do love hearing you and Jayne reviewing these things though, Az.

[@kristaki06]

Thank You both for your service. Honestly Thank You these cant be easy to make. I was never Interested in the watching Naomi (barely knew of it's existence) but interested in watching your break down & attempting LOGICCCCCAL arguments that the show runners don't even care about... please keep pointing out MacGuffin's, Virtual Signaling & how they have ruined the creativity of story telling through political agendas. I hope one day this era of cinema/TV will fade away & will be looked back at as the weakest/darkest for Hollywood... but maybe I'm ignorant to how big the Hollywood ego actually is... as they may never admit it, are we ignorant to think that one day we can go back to a Golden age of cinema? Jayne Your laughs/chuckles are so great & your takes compliment AZ's humor so well, while keeping in a solid frame of mind as much as I enjoy his tangents & thought process. LET'S GO for getting close to the DEMO views (why is the demo range so big? 31yrs) & again TY!

[@halslusher6030]

PLOTLINES? WE DONT NEED NO STINKIN' PLOT

[@silvertongue.242_99]

If Namoi parents are a part of the 28 that definitely means they have powers cause that's the point of the 28 they all got powers.

[@00-Fresh-Snow-00]

Can't wait for the 20-year cast reunion of 'Naomi' 😀

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

OMG Zavala what are you doing here? OMG Naomi, what are you doing here? OMG babe what are you doing here?? this continues for each character LMFAO

[@robertrogers074]

@@Red_Lanterns_Rage was that edited because I can remember that but if you look at the episode it doesn't have that part, it must of been a premiere thing.

[@Black_Revue]

I feel like I have to Work my way to the Recap of Bad Show...

[@senoka4638]

Her laugh brings me pure joy.

[@zidahya]

I did a quick google and according to the wiki page the series plays in "Port Oswego, Oregon". Google doesn't seem to know the place but it woud be on half the way between portland and nevada. So... four hours seems to be correct. I never watched the show do they mention Portland?

[@NewWorldOrgone]

I'd love to see more reviews from these two

[@Demigord]

He starts talking about Batwoman, describes a potential season 1 arc Jayne says "I'd like to see that" He says "You can't" Why isn't she allowed to watch Batman Begins/