Naomi Season 1 Episode 7: EMBARRASSING AMATEUR CRAP!!

[@K8aMiura]

Welcome back Jane! We recently found out that Az can’t do these reviews by himself. He didn’t even watch the show while you were out of the country. So thank you for sharing the burden!

[@tentinquarentino.3076]

twas Eldan Ring that delayed the lad.

[@shanedaley6236]

The worse the show sounds I wonder how AZ hasn't smashed his head through a wall while watching because I can only imagine I would be why is this a show how did this get approved

[@firstnamefirstlastnamelast9004]

Az is absolutely capable of doing these reviews on his own. In fact, I prefer his solo reviews because at least when he does them on his own, we get still frames of the scenes being discussed. Nothing against Jayne theory , but she doesn’t bring much to the table in my opinion. Without a face to put to the voice, he might as well be doing these reviews with Siri.

[@K8aMiura]

Watch the next review and we see that Az would never be motivated enough to do these reviews by himself. So we need to give props to Jane for these existing. At first I also thought Az should do these by himself so he can be more unleashed like his batwoman reviews but I think its a good balance to have someone else to keep him sane.

[@MidKnightQ77]

25:23 .... vent burning plasma. The same vent system that vented into the electrical room? dude. There's some serious architectural problems here. "We're venting plasma but we have an electrical problem. We need you to fix it, Bob. Good-bye, Bob." LOL

[@SevenInchesOfSn0w]

I don't give f*cks about Naomi, I just watch for AZ's reactions. I love the common sense rants. 😆😅🤣🤣

[@georgehouliaras7239]

Az's face is like "I can't believe that I had to put down Elden Ring to watch that crap"

[@Perktube1]

When Batwoman writers look at Naomi episodes and facepalm…

[@ashuradragosani5960]

Drown in burning plasma... but but... plasma is a gas.

[@timberry4709]

"Is it something like terrible writing?" - - No, it's exactly like terrible writing.

[@patrickmusson4571]

It IS terrible writing.

[@DevilFish69]

Im digging this team. Jayne is sweet and quiet while AZ is loud and bombastic. They really compliment each other.

[@nyx2903]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Super-Karen, and she wants to talk to the manager..

[@michaeldonovan231]

Jaynes got a beautiful voice and her laugh is also beautiful and love the reviews so keep it up your fan from the UK.

[@archmagefrey]

My favorite parts of daring escapes from highly guarded buildings are the several personal conversations I can stop to have with my ex-nemesis turned best friend.

[@Milliardo5]

I like Jayne's voice. So sweet and the way she laughs is also adorable.

[@LibertyDino]

This channel is the only reason why I can't wait for rings of power.

[@samuelprince4719]

So true 🤣

[@joesantos7085]

This is way better then the show could ever be

[@ayethein7681]

"The show is not in any particuler order.."

[@defendersofthefaith8157]

"This video is not going to go an hour and 25 minutes, I'll tell you that! There's nothing there...We're going to smash through this, I'll you that..." One hour and 15 minutes later...

[@KAL5370]

I could listen to her giggle in the dark for hours.

[@smythharris2635]

From extremely close range, would be my preference.

[@APsychicMonkey]

Look, ASMR has never done it for me, but Jayne's voice is special.

[@DominoZenii]

Eww

[@AMetroid]

16:31 "This video ain't gonna go on one hour 25 minutes, I promise you that." Video is only 1:15:28, promise kept.

[@blankadams3120]

"I guess they just forgot about her powers..." "She kinda forgot about the fleet..." Insert Long Man here.

[@inquisitorichijou883]

Why did they have to name that one guy Zavala? That's an insult to the game of Destiny.

[@Maxion435]

"Its like something out of invasion of the body snatchers" made me spit out my drink lol

[@Dracounguis]

I just had a thought. Maybe the CW is pioneering letting scripts be written by AI. 🤫

[@cheeseburgersuperior1874]

starlabs has NO security cameras.

[@colinewen8536]

Saturn would tear a earth sized planet into pieces. These writers are awfully dim as well as awfully bad.

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

Nice to see AZ take an hour or two away from his Elden Ring addiction to talk about Naomi... or is he only talking about this terrible tasteless show to accentuate Elden Ring?

[@WelcometoTheFoxhole]

I love the banter between Az and Jayne. She should co-review all the shows with Az.

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

This show might cause a personality break in AZ, where he transforms permanently into Zipper.

[@watcheri5742]

Wait , Az and Zipper are the same person?

[@80krauser]

@@watcheri5742 No Zipper has BLUE hair. Completely different.

[@Perktube1]

Or Stapler. Froskbite!

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

I'd probably turn into Filing Cabinet

[@KamiTenchi]

Ms Marvel Trailer came out...not Impressed lol.

[@watcheri5742]

FEELS LIKE THE MCU FOR DISNEYJR CHANNEL….DOES ANYONE WITH A BRAIN ACTUALLY WANT YOUNG AVENGERS….IT CHEAPENS EVERYTHING THE AVENGERS DID IN PHASES 1-3. THE MCU IS DEAD

[@haraldbredsdorff2699]

Looked like one of the dance movies, but without dancing.

[@theVictor-isVonDoom]

apparently everyone else is the mcu truly has turned ppl's brains to mush I feel sorry for future generations if this is what they're gonna get

[@angeloffish]

Saint Az and Saint Jayne are back. How they suffer for us 🙇🏻‍♀️. In other news on entertainment, I finally got the Lord of the Rings books.

[@joemcginnis5214]

Az: No way this is gonna be over an hour… me: checks time remaining “yeah we still have an hour left”

[@watcheri5742]

Is Clayton Bigsby in this show? The Black White Supremacist in Space??

[@belladeann8398]

It's just A TEEN SOAP OPERA.

[@scottedment5295]

Jayne has a gorgeous laugh and always makes me smile ☺

[@thebigson]

I had to do a double take when I saw a bus with a massive naomi decal on it while walking down times square

[@brokenentertainment327]

"Stop wearing this" can always be followed by "we chose this great design because it's easy to cosplay."

[@TeamICOS]

Don't those ratings numbers effectively mean that the vast majority of the lost viewers were in the target demo?

[@Insomniackuzco]

I just have to say these are my favorite videos of yours. These are so funny I'm almost tempted to watch the show so I can laugh at it as well.

[@janetracer]

I implore you NOT to watch... It's like Medusa. You can't look directly at Naomi, the only truly safe way to experience it is indirectly through Az and Jayne's eyes.

[@Insomniackuzco]

@@janetracer I'm in tears every time I watch these two go over this show 😂

[@rumorcontrol7873]

thanks to Jayne Theory I now realize this show was actually based off something better than the scrap notes from CW assistants

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

We need to call the authorities, I think Jayne is being held against her will. Stockholm syndrome is setting in. She sounds so sad.

[@Perktube1]

"This weird whole pineapple thing. " Gary's ears perk up.

[@just_blumpin_off]

I have a serious question about the escape vent. If the vent gets flooded with burning plasma why would it have an open access vent into a room inside the building?

[@headp3]

Thumbs up for getting Jayne to squeak multiple times. Edit... On a side note when I first saw the thumbnail picture i thought it was Frosk from G4 having another sexism in gaming rant. Thats what I expect her to be dressed like now!

[@elitereptilian200]

Every time Az says Zavala, I go, what the hell is that blue, bald & grumpy Titan doing in this show?

[@smoothsketch]

16:30 'this video isn't going to go 1 hour 20 minutes I promise you that because nothing happens....' Video length is 1 hour 15 minutes.

[@jasonlott4885]

This video is not going to go 1 hour and 25 minutes, 1 hour and 15 minutes later.

[@Super_Kramer]

I love jayne's laugh, appreciate AZ and Jayne for these reviews!!

[@Jsaneless]

“We’re going to smash through this” with an hour left to watch.

[@andrewmack2161]

Hearing about this storyline and script makes me think it's wise for them not to give any backstory because it would undoubtedly be complete drivel, like the story they do tell...

[@banyakakal4299]

16:33 Narrator: "He was utterly mistaken."

[@Slitheringpeanut]

Jayne is adorable, why you do dis to her, Az? You twisted man!

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

Az I'm so glad that you found someone to shoulder the burden of the weight of this CW level of toxic waste that is called Naomi. I mean HOLY SHIT! You think that after surviving Batwoman that we would get a break from all this CW shock therapy for awhile at least. But nope the CW just keeps throwing one shit idea after another and getting noticeably WORSE!!!!!!!

[@b.buster.]

Jaynes giggle tells the whole story.

[@MrBDB001]

This is one of the best pairings on the tube. Az (mostly brain damaged) from his past exploits with the Bat Wo man. Is joined each week by Jane (The pure reasoning) to slowly sink into dementia as they try to MacGyver sense into the senseless world of Naomi (The Super Hero) on earth 29. I can't Not watch this spiral into the trash can. I love your both! Thanks so much for the attempts to understand this steaming POS.

[@kyomotion]

Glad that the dreamteam is back again. :)

[@karenhall4645]

I watch these and then save them on a "Funny" playlist to listen to whenever I need a laugh. Thanks to AZ and Jayne for suffering through these for our enjoyment. 😄

[@CooLin1stPlace]

Comedy gold😆

[@nikkouyasha]

Az Zavala is a Titan and wether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the Cabals In Mars. So let’s get taking out their command,one by one. Valus Ta’aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He’s well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

[@thomaspreston3618]

the lab got blown up and the next scene it is pristine. that is the power of Damage Control. the University has a contract with them.

[@anunexpectedfire4062]

Serious question: is this show set in a simulation that will be the big season ending reveal? It is the only way I can make sense of what I am hearing in these reviews.

[@Astroman10]

Jane Theory is starting to sound like every Dr. Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, etc former fan these days. People were paid to make this crap!

[@CooLin1stPlace]

The writers don't have answers to any of the questions.

[@Dracounguis]

It's probably not STAR Labs, it's probably _STYR Labs!_ ✌️

[@fuckoffgoogle1657]

“You will not get answers here” -Jayne Theory

[@GreatCaesarsGhost1111]

I'm a happily married man. But as a "MAN" I just got to say I respect both of your voices and opinions, buuuuut Jayne's voice is the sexiest voice that I've ever heard!!! She needs to do voice acting at some level my God that giggle and tone...she has the voice of a true siren...

[@MeBePirates]

Zero interest in this show. NGL, I'm primarily here to listen to Jayne laugh.

[@oneangrygeek4575]

Based on this commentary, everyone connected to the production of Naomi is "experimenting with mushrooms".

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

Naomi: I want more pizza please Dad: NONE FOR YOU!!!! (gives to mom)

[@Alondro77]

Oh no... there's still more of this series! It's so terrible even hearing people mock it is becoming painful.

[@TheGreatToki]

1:08:25 "what happens is... her dad... reveals himself..." Wooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhh..... is not something to shout in the middle of a hospital...

[@edgarplummer6750]

GOT TO GIVE JAYNE THEORY CREDIT SHE MAKES A REAL ATTEMPT TO MAKE THIS SHOW MAKE SENSE SHE REALLY DOSE.

[@comicsrcool5483]

Super Karen wanted to speak to the flames manager....

[@Mr_Robotts]

Naomi... DC comics version of America Chavez basically. Marvel is trying hard to fix that mess, but seems DC and the CW are going full throttle idiocy with theirs

[@ninochaosdrache3189]

Well, at least the leaves already hint at the red grass in the end.

[@phaeded0ut]

If only this show could market the clean-up crew for that lab, they’d make some money.

[@davidbrennan660]

Az is just crying for his lost Bat Wahman reviewing this.

[@thatpatrickguy3446]

Maybe airports have switched it up by streaming CW as well. Maybe that's why the numbers are as high as they are?

[@user-vc1tp4vo3e]

Look at this as the writer's auditioning for other jobs at the CW.

[@DeadInside77777]

16:30 “this episode is not going to go on for an hour 25 minutes” luv ur vids az

[@Will.C.]

I watched like only the first 15 mins of Naomi ep1, and shut it off. Watched all of Az's KZbin videos about Naomi, around 7 hours. I feel CW owes me for wasting 15 mins of my life.

[@jimi1701a]

These videos are great you two are really funny together. 🤟

[@jmace2424]

I bet the dad HAS been experimenting with mushrooms.

[@astrapsy]

Please do more reviews with Jayne :)

[@brigandboy1425]

Az's raw anger and Jayne's musical laugh make these videos a real treat to watch. Nothing like the show, but you two have more charisma than everything the CW has combined 100x over. I stick around for you guys, not because the initial content (the shows) are particularly of note. Love the work. Hope you keep it up.

[@Breeykid73]

Fictional stories is not an excuse for lack of consistency 😤

[@garyhart6421]

Maybe they got powers like the normies in Smallville. LOL

[@jamesfoley6939]

I’ve listened to every one of these reviews on Naomi. I still have no idea what this show is about…it seems like a series of unrelated events haphazardly strung together. I give y’all credit for watching this CW dumpster fire!

[@endless3cho]

How are they hunted when they're super-powered? Do any of them have powers that can't be controlled or are any of the 29 invulnerable?

[@above.average.gaming.natio3026]

ok

[@Kevinnnnck]

The worst part is that this episode is written by the showrunner herself 😂😂😂😂💔💔💔💔

[@hu5807]

To be honest that's what's funny to me that they take themselves way too seriesly. And some even believe in what ever nonsense they're doing.😊

[@kennethlarocque2605]

I enjoyed the vid more that I would have enjoyed the show. Thanks you 2 for going through this torture for our entertainment.

[@patrickdees5256]

0.06? Wow.... how do you make batwoman seem more competent???

[@martinmartyn3030]

I don't think Jayne is laughing. I think she is crying

[@MiguelRivera-cs2tk]

ABOUT TIME!!! Been waiting for this So giddy 😁😆

[@animelytical8354]

I've missed all of these BRB...in many hours

[@williamallen1984]

Uninspired,and lazy writing brings forth lazy uninspired programs. I.e the CW

[@rollmilk2012]

naomi dont show superpower maybe cause theres no stunwomen

[@davidsigler9690]

Fun to listen to, mostly that laugh of Jayne's.

[@theceltbard]

I come for AZ's befuddlement, but I stay for Jayne's silvery laugh.

[@rafaelkresmar3998]

"I promise you one thing : This video isn't going to be 1hour 25 minutes long" Well.... it's still 1:15 long which is alot longer than I would expect from that "promise"

[@robfellows4096]

Brutus 'The Beefcake' Barber???

[@bjrn2010]

Episode 7, let's gooo! These reviews are the highlight of the week.

[@apocolipsthegeekguru2980]

Jane's laugh makes my day