Napoleon Worst Defeat

[@MasterofRoflness]

What other battles of Napoleons career should I do next? Thanks to my Patreons: www.patreon.com/masterofroflness Discord: discord.gg/g2A92uCz6N

[@emmanuelfernandez04]

For a giant battle, the Battle of Leipzig or a classic Napoleonic victory, the Battle of Austerlitz

[@robertharkness7342]

battle of The Battle of Texel would be a good one, when the French captured the dutch fleet using only cavalry.

[@death-istic9586]

Love your videos!💚

[@NareshSinghOctagon]

This was uploaded two hours ago,and one hour ago,Binkov releases his video about Napoleon with a modern tank. Now we need a video to see if a modern tank would've helped with this situation.

[@mcspkaput5954]

the rabbids final song is a nice touch also a touch to nostalgia

[@amiss8796]

The fact that this happened at the very point where napoleon was at the peak of his power is hilarious

[@toreadum8ass]

Knowing that Napoleon's head could be seen for miles at this point, fate conspired to humble him. Unfortunately, Napoleon didn't get the message.

[@GarkKahn]

​@@toreadum8assmaybe he thought everyone is meant to be defeated at some point The objective is to make those losses unimportant

[@SanarySeggnete]

Outflanked, outmanoeuvred, stuck between 2 fast advancing forces of enemy. There were nothing he could do.

[@emersonbouillon]

This is obviously why it declined🙄

[@leesimmons5453]

From the sublime to the ridiculous.

[@Random_person98]

He didn't lose to wild rabbits. He lost to tamed rabbits. Tamed rabbits. Think about it.

[@alespoljansek1563]

Just imagine what would happen if those rabbits were wild

[@EM-tx3ly]

@@alespoljansek1563 You meant trained

[@GarkKahn]

​@@EM-tx3lyor trained by wild

[@HERMETICTELEVISION]

@@alespoljansek1563 Or if they were hares.

[@azure4100]

Are saying we could weaponize hares? Train them into a fighting force of killer rabbits?

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Alternative history scenario: What if Napoleon died due to the rabbit attack? How would this change history?

[@RandomGentlemen]

I mean, Bonapartist France would probably collapse or cease its domain over Europe, since Bonaparte didn't prepare an Heir and pretty much all of Continental Europe was following him, not because of actual fidelity to his Empire, but rather because; either they had been made puppets or were extremely intimidated by France. P.S: I must apologize for my terrible english, since it is not my native tongue.

[@drakeevans3066]

​@@RandomGentlemen this is better constructed than most native English speakers.

[@PercyNotJackson189]

@@RandomGentlemenno sir, this is beautiful, this is literature

[@royale7620]

Cringe take

[@-w-.]

​@@RandomGentlemenNice pfp

[@waffle6376]

There was nothing he could do

[@hunterprt1274]

Dans mos esprit to divague

[@eizenkanz7668]

Je me perds dans tes yeux

[@TheIronSpartan08]

Je me noie dans la vague

[@alefmagnum207]

de ton regard amoureux

[@someguy7819]

Je ne veux que ton âme divaguant sur ma peau

[@whyareyoureadingmynickname8158]

Rabbits turned out to be bigger threat to Napoleon than Holy Roman Empire.

[@Ty-ie2mi]

To be fair, anything is a bigger threat than the HRE.

[@lettuceman9439]

Than to itself

[@kurochigo]

​@@Ty-ie2mi bro disrespected germany more than stalin and napoleon combined

[@CYbeRuKRaINiaN]

@averagepalestinian no, it's Germany

[@someguy7819]

​@averagepalestinianit was mostly Germany, Austria, I think Switzerland and parts of northern Italy

[@blazi2293]

These rabbits had better tactics than the armies Napoleon faced 💀

[@maximusd26]

might actually be true, his ennemies made lots of mistakes

[@joseosegueraosegueracamare5542]

Inhuman wave tactic, very effective

[@iamofadeadinsideoof1181]

Revenge of the Easter eggs

[@MarcusHess-xb9og]

And I thought the Emu war was embarassing, imagine being routed by RABBITS

[@renaldiroekanto789]

What a shamefur display

[@hawawah8671]

Imagine being defeated by the general who was defeated by rabbits.

[@cptbaguette]

i love napoleon, but hey at least the emu war resembled more of a situation where the war felt unwinnable. This Battle of Bunnies was a decisive Bunny victory

[@andrewryan4417]

Which is funny as Australia also went to war with rabbits. And unlike the Emu War, effectively lost it.

[@igotbanned3timesfromyoutub883]

​@@hawawah8671doesnt make this situation look any better ♿🤡

[@BaronVonMott]

I wonder who was more humiliated: Napoleon himself for losing the fight, or the combined generals and kings of Europe for being shown up as less capable than a pack of rabbits? 😂

[@GarkKahn]

I can imagine the other europeans trying to use it as laughing stock And french replying "and what does that makes you?" considering they lost to someone who lost to a bunch of rabbits

[@AzureGreatheart]

“Don’t go to war with animals” is not a lesson one would think would be in the history books, but this isn’t even the only time someone tried it.

[@JackgarPrime]

Any animal you may get into a fight with probably has a much stronger survival instinct than you do. So it's generally not a good idea.

[@antonioferrari241]

“Fear an adult animal in an ecosystem where most men would die young”

[@someguy7819]

The only time we've won wars against animals was when we were hungry

[@maximtcaciuc2904]

Yep like the infamous emu war that our friends down under don't like to talk about.

[@TonyGModesto]

They don’t play by the rules

[@Weeboslav]

Rabbits can be vicious. If you ever have been bitten by one,you know how it hurts. Not to mention how mama rabbit can turn her litter into a kid's meal or how papa rabbit have 0 problems turning expired rabbit into blow-up doll

[@worldburnerbreadman7886]

I remember I got bit by a rabbit and it’s teeth went into my damn hand and I had to get it uninfected

[@moh.syafrianabie8899]

wat

[@bezdomny5882]

I remember seeing a video of a black guy stumbling upon a dead rabbit on the ground and the other standing above it, the dude took the rabbits corpse and moved it out of the road and the alive one straight up started humping it in front of him, the video is still on youtube.

[@mthecatholic1481]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Rabbit Scene in nutshell, as it was used in this video

[@mrmuhammedalfadhli]

"SIR! the rabbits are fighting back!" "Well..." "..There Is Nothing We Can Do" -napoleon

[@jackhandma1011]

The rabbits invaded Australia as well. It's only a matter of time before an alliance of rabbits, emus and kangaroos would take over the world.

[@Lord_Numpty]

Oi. We resorted to bacterial warfare to get rid of the rabbits and is _almost_ worked. The problem is that the survivours passed down their genes so now every Aussie rabbit is resistant to myxomatosis. And despite their bulk, an emu's vital organs are fairly compact to the point where, considering results vs costs, it was more beneficial to just end the war.

[@prussianpolydactyl836]

As long as the magpies don't join, we'll be fine.

[@rizkidary837]

Don't forget snakes

[@pepepecaspicapapas4726]

Toads and camels as well

[@iamofadeadinsideoof1181]

Don't let them know about Gators and Python nations in Florida...

[@chorizodaniel9293]

This is a perfect example of history being stranger than fiction. I mean wtf, rabbits tried to eat the emperor!?

[@GarkKahn]

Nah Just replace him with a puppet loyal to them (probably)

[@bilkishchowdhury8318]

Dutch rabbits

[@Human-163]

I swear, every time I hear about Napoleon he gets either more childish or evil but always, ALWAYS more silly.

[@AlexC-ou4ju]

evil? how could ' The enlightenment omn horseback' be considered evil except superficially through anglo propaganda. like if you beleive Napoleon shot the pyramids (like in ridley scotts film) or shot the nose off the sphinx I can't help you.

[@njptau1219]

@@AlexC-ou4juwe got a froggy here

[@njptau1219]

Empires long gone mate

[@Andre-c6z]

@@AlexC-ou4juhe betrayed and went against the ideas of enlightenment.

[@SepticFuddy]

@@AlexC-ou4ju There was a lot fucked up about the so-called "enlightenment"

[@bumpermanthesecond615]

"My enemies are many. My equals.... are *RABBITS*"

[@ln5321]

Part of the goal with conquering Europe was for Napoleon to eventually get his hands on the holy hand grenade of Antioch, then in the possession of England. Sadly, the coalition stopped him before he got that far.

[@GarkKahn]

Some say his egypt expedition was meant to obtain that holy artifact

[@eggcepti0n]

this is a certified "there is nothing we can do" classic

[@S3rp3nte]

The Emus: Finally, a worthy opponent.

[@BuiHieuDong]

You know you're at the lowest point of your life when you get defeated by literal rabbits.

[@poggywoggy1999]

its funny because after tilsit he was at the high point of his career

[@Local_Intruder]

I dare you to try and take 3000 rabbits with an old ass gun and see where it goes

[@theoneandonlyartyom]

you know you are at the lowest point of your life when you comment on every video you come across desperately trying to get likes

[@dukekevy6650]

@@Local_Intruder you sir, have made me laugh, 10/10 statement

[@minignoux4566]

funnily enough, it was his peak

[@valmid5069]

French Hunters: WHAT DO WE DO?!? Napoleon: *"There's Nothing We Can Do"*

[@theskepticalskeptic1351]

Any good Napoleon adaptation must include this crucial moment!

[@Mrkabrat]

The way I heard it is that they mistook Napoleon for the caretaker, since both wore big hats

[@karath51]

Better historical video maker than Ridley Scott

[@jaredjosephsongheng372]

Although Napoleon was defeated by Rabbits he still took over most of Europe. Does this mean that if the Rabbits were to actually unite and wage war against Europe they would win and unite all of Europe back then?

[@GarkKahn]

At least they would take central europe

[@thekhabtain2225]

We live by their good graces. The true powers of the world are felt, but rarely seen.

[@arthurmartins2687]

It would be basicaly A Plague Tale, but with rabbits instead of rats.

[@greatkentuckian9032]

He should sent the Old Guard in the field to protect his flanks.

[@tzeentchlordoffates9268]

With an army like this, one might conquer the world.

[@obi-wankenobi1750]

If this was just Napoleon and his friends, imagine the laughter in the carriage ride back home. I can imagine something like this happening with me and my buddies and we’d be losing our minds.😂

[@samuelsafin6564]

Oh Hell no, Re:Zero fans already know where this one is going all too well...

[@izzatsufian2796]

Most normal rabbit hunt in Napoleon era

[@TheRealKiRBEY]

I really hope this really happened imagine the entire war ending because napoleon was eaten by fucking rabbits

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

Those Rabbits were Petter Rabbit and his friends sent by Britain on a mission.

[@dagdamor1]

This puts TierZoo’s decision to pick the 10,000 mice into MUCH greater clarity.

[@AymenDZA]

Adding this to the growing list of nations losing wars against animals.

[@Alaryk111]

So we have now France Australia and Chille. Someone else?

[@AymenDZA]

@@Alaryk111 China

[@Loydthehighwayman]

Man, he really did lived a life of adventure.

[@samzilla567]

I like to imagine all those rabbits were imported from England just to troll Napoleon like usual.

[@TheAustrianAnimations87]

Napoleon: You can't defeat me. Russia: I know, but they can. Rabbits:

[@SanarySeggnete]

Outflanked, outmanoeuvred, stuck between 2 fast advancing forces of enemy. There were nothing he could do.

[@motivatedguy4102]

Bnnuy power. Sponsored by Tewi Inaba of the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, Gensokyo. Always upto mischief that bnnuy.

[@thecanadiankitty4213]

The killer bunnies came for him

[@csmrookie9600]

The Australians must be feeling a whole new type of mood kindred with Napoleon.

[@christianleocastelo342]

Napoleon nearly had a Re:Zero moment 😂

[@bhuvaneshutalari6522]

Even Napoleon couldn't escaped the wrath of FURRIES

[@dawidkiller]

Forget 300 spartans, 3000 rabbits is the real deal.

[@compatriot852]

Looks like even Napoleon wasn't capable of slaying the killer rabbits of Caerbannog....

[@GarkKahn]

I mean who could?!

[@I_hu85ghjo]

Prussia, Russia, The Habsburgs, The Netherlands, Brittain: "You focking wot?"

[@PinoyRicochet]

Somewhere in the Blue Archive universe, this is canon with Rabbit Team

[@-Raylight]

*"AH↓HA↑HA↑HA↑HA↑"* The rabbits, probably Should have expected rabbits are natural war criminals xD

[@viosr4441]

Glory to pekoland!!!

[@attemptedunkindness3632]

Those are no rabbits, those are English conscripts in disguise. This strategy was employed later in WW1 where it was not uncommon to find abandoned trenches of dead Germans with only rabbits remaining.

[@tomboyjessie1352]

Imagine being the Emperor of an entire country only to get bested by a horde of cute fuzzy bunnies, I guess Bugs Bunny had the last laugh.

[@ariesdemiurge]

That lettuce line's terrifying when you remember rabbits do, in fact, eat meat without hesitation. Napoleon was probably one "general's" failure away from being rabbit dinner.

[@thearmoredgoat2469]

“My enemies are many… my equals are rabbits.”

[@sobekmania]

The rabbits refusing to back down in their fight against Napoleon will never not be iconic.

[@thewheatness]

Rabbits out here having better tactics than the Austrians at Austerlitz

[@Stormyy6310]

Rabbits did what multiple coalitions of the most powerful nations on Earth at this time failed to do

[@kitwolfkat6453]

I FUCKING LAUGHED AT THE GIANT LETTUCE HEAD PART. HAHAHAHAHAHA. The greatest general of all time gets his head reduced to a lettuce. Wow.

[@dukekevy6650]

Napoleon gets routed by not the russians, not the prussians, not the austrians, not the russians, but the rabbitians we must praise General Hops for his bravery against such a intelligent genius we shall never know how such an army could've defeated such a man

[@SamNLanger]

Always great content!

[@molybdaen11]

Stuff like this only happens at the most random times in history. Any fiction would be to embarrassed to come up with something like this.

[@raubritter19]

The rabbits are paid by 🇬🇧

[@udomannheim2119]

There litteraly is a timeline in which the great Napoleon Bonaparte was killed by a horde of rabbits

[@crash-testproductions9341]

France : most of my french compatriots getting crazy over Ridley Scott movie being inaccurrate historically or not showing Napo as the greatest human being of the universe. Me : Got get him rabbits ! His hat is silly !

[@NovikNikolovic]

This is why I tell my Aussie friends not to be mad about losing to emus

[@Damian_1989]

The rabbits "being better at Napoleonic strategy than Napoleon's own generals" got me good, and then Napoleon being compared to a head of lettuce destroyed me

[@DaGaJbmKojJe]

Didn't know Napoleon was Subaru from Re: Zero

[@2lt.hyakutaro382]

“Damn these rabbits, sir! Their number will make tripping a certainty!” - Boney’s aide, probably

[@sonofangron2969]

And one of the rabbits was called… Sir Sidney Smith! 😱

[@altxavier881]

As an anti-furry I can say that this is the worst defeat ever

[@xxxuselesspricksxxx1481]

it is quite telling about the strenth of those so called anti furries then xDD

[@airplanedude3103]

​@@xxxuselesspricksxxx1481 Yeah but dudes who dress up as animals (the suits are not even realistic lmao) because they have nothing better to do with their life are very strong indeed

[@casualtaco2154]

@@airplanedude3103someone having, HOBBIES?!?! OH NOOO!!! WHATEVER SHALL I DO! bro get over it

[@airplanedude3103]

@@casualtaco2154 I have no problem with furries as long as they don't bother me. However, that reply p!ssed me off. The OP was clearly joking, but people nowadays are too soft to understand ig. Anyway, good day ahead.

[@DankHank41]

​@@airplanedude3103 I can get why people would get offended though

[@niccolorichter1488]

I like how IT gone more ridicoulous as IT cotinued

[@wealthybone2990]

Why Napoleon all of sudden? Also never heard of this before the fact that's real is hilarious.

[@pll3827]

recent movie

[@valeriotardio1746]

This makes the emu’s wars like a joke.

[@TheMMMification]

Getting swarmed by rabbits sounds really adorable, though 3000 sounds a bit much lol

[@legitusername-zl7to]

"Rabbits are fairly intelligent. I'd say as intelligent as a cat, meaning that they can get bored. Most rabbits learn after just a short period of repetition to understand certain words, phrases, or commands, but don't expect them to obey you every time, because their intelligence also propels them to make their own decisions. You need to know what motivates them at that time. You can train them to do tricks for treats. They can be litter trained, but some will even litter train themselves. They get scared, angry and annoyed, and you are able to tell these three apart if you know your rabbit. They have a routine, like you and me, so at some point they become fairly predictable in terms of spots they like to sit at, feeding time and snuggle time. They know hen you feel angry in your voice and will stomp at you. Seriously, if there is something that they are not allowed to do and they really want to do it, they'll find a way to sneak it past you. You'll have to tell them NO and spray them with a water gun, to keep them off your loved wires and after a couple of times, they know. And if they try to sneak it past you anyway, you just have to say "Bunny?!" and he will look at you with a dumb face and hop away from what he is not supposed to do, because he knows. They are curious when you give them new things, and most people find that their rabbit is most loyal and friendly through positive reinforcement. Use positive feedback; praise your rabbit. Do not criticize, scold, or hit; this will only serve to alienate your rabbit and it is not a dog that you can tap when its not supposed to do things. Remember they are still prey animals, and will act submissive to you as you are the dominant creature (mine likes chasing cats out of our yard, because he knows that cats are foreigners on his territory and rabbits are very territorial). Most importantly, a rabbit's love can be endless if you treat them kind. If you don't, they can turn against you and bite. I notice that my rabbit doesn't see me a one consistent being. He loves my hand, he loves my feet and he loves my face, but he doesn't see the connection between all these. If I am carrying plates downstairs with my arms out, he doesn't seem to know its me, but this creature with two disky hands that he's never seen before. When I play with him with my hand and rake it back and forth, he gets annoyed at my hand and growls. It can be very endearing, but a rabbits intelligence has its limits, whereas a dog can actually perceive the entire person, the rabbit finds comfort in your overall smell. If your hand smells like dog, you are a dog to him and he is prey and he will run away from you and stomp. That's about what I know. Don't expect a rabbit to start mimicking your speech, because they really cant talk. Believe me, I tried. But they can be funny great companions." -someone on reddit

[@randomnessrules4971]

What Australians face on a daily basis.

[@Thetechgeek2100]

Now we know where the inspiration for that Re:Zero scene came from.

[@henrykkeszenowicz4664]

Wars won by animals so far(that I know of): All victories of Pagan Rome because chickens approved of them. Rabbit victory against Napoleon WW1(Wasps on African front) The Great Emu War WW2 (Bears in the Polish army and crocodiles in the Pacific). Cold War(cookie cutter sharks disabling submarines).

[@dylanotto949]

Tmw a youtube meme vid is more historically accurate than a big budget movie about Napoleon

[@X-SPONGED]

Tbf fending off 3000 fearless hungry rabbits actively charging towards you with a fucking blackpowder weapon is definitely something not a lot of us can do, even if you're one of the smartest military minds in history.

[@anthonydurnford3077]

His worst defeat was having people in modern times making jokes about his height.

[@DabaksolGuardPost]

Those are not tamed rabbits, Those are trained rabbits.

[@dunnowhattonamemyself-gh8lp]

even napoleon was traumatized by that fucking movie

[@thanosa4875]

Shhh. I'm hunting rabbits What's up doc?

[@dudemanalo9123]

Napoleon's men had to face the British in Waterloo but before that, the greatest nightmare had struck Napoleon first. It was that his head looked like a lettuce.

[@HPL1908w]

Normal day in Rimworld.

[@baldomiropoopito812]

Napoleon: Vive le France. Wabbits: Ehhhh whats up doc Napoleon: There is nothing we can do.

[@TheApostelicPrincess]

These Rabbits were probably the classified Elite special forces of Russia who followed the horde attack doctrine

[@Memento_Kuzeh]

I just came back from the cinemas watched napoleon on opening day and I tell you he fu*ks like a rabbit too

[@HalduBouyaNono2]

When a bunch of hungry rabbits did what it took 7 continental-scale coalitions to achieved.

[@thefunnychiptuneman]

i want a movie on this event like right now

[@Kncperseus]

I'm guessing we won't see this in the Ridley Scott movie.

[@trashpanda7195]

There is nothing he can do when faced against 3000 rabbits

[@starlii10]

I would be scared too if a legion of rabbits started attacking me

[@Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmc]

Remember people, even though Napoleon is a great military general, nothing can beat Mother Nature.

[@debasishgoswami9896]

FR💀💀

[@kubikkuratko188]

Anyone who played Stronghold know that rabbits nor wolves are a joke, seems France was the main inspiration for the game now that I think about it!

[@rat_king-]

Well... when your the first horsemen of the apocalypse... even rabbits will FUCKING HAVE A GO SON. !!

[@MrX-un8cz]

you can't stop Napoleon from losing to rabbit because it's a canon event

[@un_of_earth]

They really made the killer bunnies from Minecraft into a real thing💀

[@AgentHigh5]

bruh it's monthy python

[@stevengreen9536]

Wow for Napoleon that had to be embarrassing. Imagine if a commander here in the modern day got defeated by a bunch of rabbits. That poor guy would have to retire.

[@funniguussee]

"All the world will be your enemy Prince with a thousand enemies and whenever they catch you they will kill you" -Chief Rabbit to Napoleon

[@nuralibolataev4474]

Officer: Sir! Rabbits are launching a pincer maneuver from both sides! What's our course of action? Napoleon: There's nothing we can do...