NASA asked them to save the world and granted them whatever they required

[@DanielHagenan]

That last one was a deal breaker

[@kylezarnowski8285]

When he mentioned the not paying tax again was the straw that broke the camels back, nasa refused to oblige and the earth as we knew it came to an end. Srry for ruining the ending everyone

[@chunkycomet9117]

The realistic ending fr

[@MerculiarchSyn]

Death and taxes lol

[@Mcgriddles90210]

For anyone wondering the name of the film, this is Avengers: Infinity War

[@adamtrombley9189]

Lmao

[@MerculiarchSyn]

Smartest lol

[@Gunit1123]

😂

[@matthewharbour-dx1sx]

Well played

[@albireotheredguard1599]

Love it!

[@zanderyike4948]

Still find it ridiculous in this movie they train drillers to be astronauts instead of training astronauts to be drillers.😂😅

[@echomjp]

Well, it's mostly just for the drama and comedy it brings at the end of the day. A bunch of crazy drilling types getting sent to space is more interesting than a bunch of astronauts learning how to drill. Though even in practical terms they do explain it in the movie pretty well. These aren't just regular drillers - they are a team organized by probably the greatest driller in modern times. They also have very limited time, and since drilling is considered the important part of their mission when in space it makes more sense to train them to go. Besides which they do have actual astronauts that go to space as well with them, so it isn't like they put all of their eggs into one basket.

[@walterpelaez1146]

Don’t say that to M.Bay, ask affleck 😅

[@amk4956]

Not as ridiculous as you would think… An oil driller is a profession that would take the better part of a decade to master, and it’s not like the drillers had to be trained astronauts, they were just passengers that had to be physically capable of surviving the journey… I would argue would be far easier to find fit Well drillers then it would be to find astronauts capable of mastering well, drilling in less than two weeks

[@1337penguinman]

It's actually not uncommon these days. They either call them mission specialists or payload specialists. Basically regular old civilians with a specialty that get a crash course in being essentially an astronaut passenger.

[@toohda]

@@amk4956a driller would take 5 years to train? And you think astronauts train less? And you say “half a decade” to make it sound longer lol You’re a joke

[@alejandroloza]

If they gave all that, they are set.

[@oogabooga-jv8zj]

Damn the president taking a break from Rick and morty?

[@genos8725]

First thing I thought 😂

[@Finlandiaperkele]

What's funnier is that you could insert those lines into R&M and it wouldn't be out of place at all.

[@James-fo1xh]

Defend the burgertown!!

[@Gobbledygoober]

So things look bad, and your back’s against the wall…

[@MFBloosh]

250 billion on defense a year to 900 billion in the span of 25 years is crazy work.

[@Darkpara1]

Yeah that was wild.

[@bastradamos]

Armageddon. My favorite movie growing up

[@Cal1b3rBull3t1]

Bro. Not having to pay taxes is God tier

[@johnsharkey1980]

Anyone else’s eyebrows raising at the ‘small’ defence budget back in the day 😂😂😂😂👀👀👀👀

[@ckennedy444]

Only 250... we spend triple that now. Smh

[@MoltenFungus]

Actually almost 4x now. North of 900bn

[@ckennedy444]

@MoltenFungus actually... lol... it was 824 billion and change, which is closer to 750 billion than 1 trillion. But even if it was 900 billion, that's equally between 3x and 4x 250 billon. (There's always someone who needs to argue. 😆 🤣)

[@mrc4912]

Where is that movie available for viewing, looks outstanding.

[@devo1977s]

One catch, they gotta survive a one way trip 😮

[@drgonzo305]

Craziest part is Billy Bob Thornton was only 15 when he filmed this

[@Rador000]

The Arbiter after the human covenant war

[@Commanderziff]

Only $250 billion? Man, what simple days those were.

[@adamstuartclark]

Yeah, when defence contractors were merely overcharging for bullets and tanks instead of nowadays, where they overcharge for everything.

[@I_like_beefr]

Totally recommend such a good movie it’s called saving pyrate Bryan

[@Filtiarin]

Everything is fine except the taxes 😂

[@OneMadGamer]

That $250 billion is now almost at $1 trillion. But we still have homeless veterans. Thats wild.

[@josephmuradyan6161]

Knowing the US govt, they got turned down on the taxes bit

[@topaz2821]

Because it would be easier to train oil workers to be astronauts than to teach astronauts to be oil workers. That’s the movie.

[@darthportus]

THem: We don't wanna pay taxes ever Government official: ........yeah after careful considiration we decided we don't need your help

[@blackrob1804]

250 billion? Rookie numbers. 😂😂😂

[@thecommentguy9380]

"Huh most of these seems doable, save for the JFK part, yeah i can arrang-" "They also want to stop paying taxes" *"FUCKING WHAT?!"*

[@frankmontez6853]

Seeing as the whole frigging needs them , I’d promise them the moon but wouldn’t necessarily give them that 😂😅

[@kd7cwg]

Armegeddon. Great movie. Sucks Bruce Willis has dementia and cannot speak much :(

[@carlanderson2110]

This is hilariously bad movie but man I love it😂

[@Captain_Cinnamon]

Its 750 bln not 250

[@craigulrich9121]

Ahmen to that tax crap

[@HOLY_CHRIST_GOD]

That's why you voted trump?

[@tunersmith9108]

How does that have to do with trump xD

[@FourtyFifth]

@@HOLY_CHRIST_GOD TDS

[@SillyForThat0]

@@HOLY_CHRIST_GODlook man, I ain’t wanna work 65 hours and get taxes for working extra hours 💔

[@hat4621]

@@HOLY_CHRIST_GOD how dare he not want to spend half his income on a government that gives its money away to other countries

[@chuckselvage3157]

Stupid parody film.

[@ANONYMOUS--mu3vm]

Sgt foley sure ranked up

[@Raptorade]

I knew I recognized that voice