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[@himrotek]

Best AG1 ad read I’ve heard. Thanks for keeping it in 😂

[@dustingaddis2423]

No one has ever talked as much about AG1 as they have after this ad read. If AG1 pulls out as a sponsor I'll never buy any! I mean, I wouldn't buy it anyways, but I really won't buy it if they abandon the guys after this.

[@lmertsch]

First time I’ve ever rewinded a podcast to hear an ad a second time 😂😂

[@rrh7210]

I don’t think I’ve laughed today and that AG1 ad had me crying. Much appreciated.

[@mizzou19]

@38:43 for those who want to skip TO the ads for a change

[@weirdchristiankid803]

Thanks so much, you're a hero😂​@@mizzou19

[@immortanleo3868]

I just saw a mailman backup in front of my house to avoid a rough spot on the curb. I had no idea my mail carrier was such a madman and I will be keeping my eye on him from now on

[@delataylor]

Hahaha!

[@leadthinker]

I think this was the best impromptu part of this episode. My life will never be the same with this knowledge.

[@Josh_Stringer]

My favorite part of your shows is when y’all generally make each other laugh. It usually involves Dusty and Aaron. And the prerecorded AG1 read is an all time favorite moment! I was crying laughing. Thanks for leaving it in.

[@garrettlapham3188]

I've been waiting all week just to see Dusty's athletic greens ad read. Did not disappoint

[@go4stros253]

I think Aaron and dusty may be enjoying other greens together before attempting to read ads lol.

[@carlosscholle136]

I was thinking the same thing. My guess is that it was accidental though. They probably walked by someone at a Cheryl Crow concert partaking

[@michaelwheeler6264]

​@@carlosscholle136 Cheryl Crow concert was not on the bingo card for weed smell references. 😂

[@to6etherwego]

@@michaelwheeler6264 I would thought Alicia keys

[@cmase1991]

I think Aaron just know how DEEPLY Dusty does not believe or agree with the ad he's reading hahahah

[@JBird918]

Forever grateful you guys pulled back up the page talking about mail trucks backing up. Nate reading off that list was hysterical 😂

[@kristenflavell6178]

The fact that the mailman just chucked dog treats right at Bad Luck Bates’s face is the funniest thing I’ve heard this week. Par for the course for Brian 😅

[@delataylor]

I know! That was so funny. His joke afterwards was SO good as well! "Then he backed up and did it again." Haha!!!

[@lisaoldham7557]

Loved that too! Priceless.

[@tarastratos]

I have started to love and look forward to Nate reading the comments and after the first run at every person’s name he always follows up with an alternative pronunciation! He’s usually right the first time but then starts sounding it out and it cracks me up every time! You’re doing great Nate! Really love this podcast!

[@kristinrucker7351]

Thank you, SO MUCH, for leaving that AG1 ad read in! Made my day!

[@delataylor]

I agree so much!!!! I loved it! Coincidentally, it totally reminded me of Jimmy Fallon unable to keep a straight face on SNL.

[@kristinrucker7351]

@@delataylor Oh my gosh, YES!!!

[@Jaceilee]

Hello folks and hey bear! As a mailman I can tell you backing up is a big no no. The scanners we use will ping us every time we back more than 50 feet. Also I have seen other mail carriers go through the drive thru backwards and I hope to have those kind of kahunas one day! Love the show guys

[@kristipickens1079]

The way Aaron looks at Nate when Nick drops an F-bomb. 😂😂 'Daddy, did you hear what he just said? You said he wasn't goin' to say them words and he did!".

[@diannawilliams6923]

Best AG commercial ever!!! Dusty is the best.

[@mattgoodell7015]

I ALMOST skipped the ads today since this was prerecord, but glad I didnt.. that AG1 ad got me boys!!

[@CharlieKins1191]

The way Dusty just suddenly appears and everyone is in different clothes is amazing for continuity. His inability to read the ad is just icing on the comedic cake!

[@jarrodsowell8478]

Am I the only one that was completely shocked when Nate was reading comments and blew right past the name "Emswiler" without skipping a beat? I thought maybe he had finally gotten some help for his dyslexia. But, it was obviously just a fluke because he screwed up the name "Kyle" three or four comments later. That's the Nate we know and love. On a serious note, thank you all for doing what you do! I can't tell you how much I've enjoyed this show since it first started! I hope Nateland Entertainment is a tremendous success! The world needs more of this type of entertainment.

[@MikeSnowTV]

Another great episode from Nate and the gang, Whenever I’m feeling anxious or down I put in Nateland and it instantly helps. Thanks for making life better!

[@Dalton0394]

Nate went full dad mode at Dusty and Aaron giggling. I normally skip the ad reads (sorry guys!) but this one had me laughing along with them.

[@brittanysawyer9143]

These animal fight episodes are some of the best, and that’s really saying something when they have to compete against episodes like Calendars and Gas Stations.

[@Nick-321]

Nothing gets me fired up like one of Aaron’s laugh attacks. I watched that clip a couple times 😂.

[@saraharms1779]

I adore Nick Thune! So excited to see him on the show!!

[@AshleyMoore.]

Josh and Jane’s comment couldn’t have come at a better time on a better episode. Good job to Brainiac on strategically making sure it was read first. Right after their comment talks about how enjoyable the podcast is because of the clean content, we hear about bowels and breasts, Nate’s choice to say an out of character word instead of “snitch” or “firetruck” (??), how cool smoking is, and we hear Nate’s least favorite word -suck- all within 20 minutes. Nateland at its finest. This podcast really puts a perk in anyone’s mid-week slump. Love it so much!!

[@paigebrown8743]

The riffing on rules for big guys backing up is iconic. Civilian stations level.

[@arcapati]

The fact that Nick said "Could be a mailman. Or a female-man" at 3:30 shows how invested they were in this topic.

[@Phatglove]

My favorite part of the podcast or any Nate interview is when he’s thinking something he knows he can’t say but instead laughs mischievously! 😂 I want another podcast with just those thoughts like you want your Pilot Channel!

[@jamesplucinak7394]

I'm ordering AG1 just because of that Ad read 😂 seriously I'm ready to try it!

[@eclipsecon]

I loved how Nate ended his rant about how he doesn’t use contractions with, “Everybody does it a lot. Everybody does, but I won’t.” 😂

[@CalebBaleFinance]

My word, these animals just can't stop fighting.

[@normm.7265]

So much talk about working clean and I'm glad. I am reminded of a class in Bible college where a student was complaining about having to enroll in an English and Composition class. The prof had the best answer. He said: "Good grammar never offends the uneducated. Bad grammar always offends the educated. Therefore, always use good grammar." I think this advice applies to working clean, too. Tawdry language is offensive to some, but clean language offends no one. Therefore, always work clean. (How'd you like that tawdry word, Tate? Threw that in just for you. Say hello to Aaron, Dusty, and Bedazzled for me. Love the pod. Love it.

[@PrideRock92]

“Taking the doors off” weather is the most Southern thing I ever heard. Lol

[@carlosscholle136]

Hello folks! Aaron's comment about the world smelling like cigarettes was on point. I'm old enough (35) to have overlap to that time when there were still smoking sections everywhere. I'm so glad their gone. However, it can't be overlooked how many Marlboro carseats and back packs were earned in the hallows of those Hardee's and bowling alleys. Keep up the good work gentlemen P.s. Nick was a great choice for a guest. Very funny. Gonna catch up on his comedy

[@tylerlago9502]

In episode #67 (8:45) while talking about the names of Nate’s last two specials at the time (The Tennessee Kid & The Greatest Average American), Aaron points out how each one progresses in size (first a state, then a country). They joke around that maybe a the next special will be named after a planet. Little do they know that Nate’s next special would be called Hello World. If Nate’s next special doesn’t reference the solar system in the title, I’ll have to lean in and say is “Enough.” I was at the recording of Hello World and it was great. Love seeing Nate slowly become famous and getting to overshadow any cool stories Aaron and Barnacle Boy has to share about their weekend.

[@saulresendiz7964]

Hello Folks and Hey Bear 🐻 22:08 hrs here. I look forward to staying up late and enjoying the podcast, even on a work day. Extra coffee tomorrow 😊 Thanks for all the laughs

[@chasecarter3302]

Good Lord that was the best AG1 advertisement of all time. When the camera cut to Brain's slurp I couldn't control my laughter. Thank you

[@lesliesteinkamp]

My 7 year old son loves the “Who would Win?” Books that break down animal fights. These might help with reference information in the finals :) love the podcast

[@kevinwrobleski532]

I was cry laughing during the mail truck backing up conversation-Goodbye folks!

[@TJTreat-wk7zc]

We gotta step up our screening process for these animal fights. You guys just identified a contestant as a turkey when in fact it’s a cassowary. College boy is really dropping the ball!

[@nathanielwiens]

Thank you! I had to scroll much farther than I anticipated to find someone pointing this out.

[@James_Bondfire]

Jerry Clower was one of the first comedians I would listen to on tape with my pops. That being said I saw Jeff Dunham before he blew up at a small college in Oklahoma and it was amazingly funny. Talking about jokes that stick with you, Nate's inside the park homerun off of a walk joke is why I am here today. I was hooked.

[@PrideRock92]

Nick Thune’s “it’s gonna be me” went undetected but it was so good. Especially after the start of the month.

[@christinebojda6099]

I love watching the Ad reads! Dusty and Aaron are like teenage girls laughing together 😂

[@jeanneadams7733]

BEST AD READ!!! I love this dang podcast!

[@kevinkelly8679]

Writing this message in the “future”……before I begin this episode. I started the podcast in February and will be caught tonight. It’s been a great 3 months…..my wife complained about me listening to sports talk radio 24/7, and encouraged me to find something else, well she’s not complaining anymore now it’s just eye rolling at all of the arguments about non-sense that doesn’t matter. Love the podcast, key up the good work.

[@a88senna]

Am I wrong or is that not a Cassowary instead of a Turkey.

[@nathanielgarwick7099]

Random comment here: My wife and I can’t wait to see you in Tulsa in October! The last time you were here, I surprised her with tickets months before, she was so pumped. The day before the show, she tested positive for COVID, we were so bummed we couldn’t go and that we had to sell our tickets. It was a huge disappointment. Well it was for her, I tested negative so me and my brother had a great time while she stayed home with the kids. Love the sodes, HEY BEAR!

[@rebekahryan1608]

My husband did a year stint as a UPS delivery driver. They were also told to avoid backing up at all costs... even if it meant parking five blocks away from the delivery spot. They were VERY serious about it and had a monitor in the delivery truck that would keep track of how many times you backed up in a week or month. If you were being a rebel, and backing up too much you got a "talking to".

[@Austin_Adams]

Hello folks! My wife and I were at the show last night in Norfolk, VA. She was not nearly as excited about going to “ some comedy show” as I was. She sat next to an overly loud clapper that made me wish Aaron was there to let him know thats enough! However, by the end, I can tell you that she left as a brand new, huge fan of… your dad! She said he stole the show. When he cried, she cried… and then it became a whole thing. Loved the show…. Let’s go folks!

[@mostjeffinitely4278]

Hey Bear! As much as I loved the Turkey vs Baboon discussion, and agree with the results (baboons can’t be trusted). I believe what Aaron took for a turkey in the picture, is actually a Cassowary. A 5-6 ft tall flightless bird native to New Guinea, and often referred as “the world’s most dangerous bird”. With that info in mind, I wonder if you folks would have a different outcome to this fight? Loving the pod! You guys are awesome!

[@ryanwimpee5172]

Came here looking for this!

[@r.e.h6804]

#justice4cassowary

[@AustinPfeiffer]

I like how “Honda” is a consolation prize in the golf tournament and the subpar vehicle to take doors off…and the guest was a Honda spokesperson.

[@camicornia6801]

Nick said "or a female man" to describe a female mail carrier. Sounds like a different thing, but they can still be mail carriers. Hahaha - love having a guest. Great job guys!

[@to6etherwego]

I love how Aaron says wolf 2 or 3 times than jumps right back to woof.

[@Jake_Stevens]

Are the ads written in Nate’s “special font?” He reads them NOTICEABLY better than he reads comments.

[@theblessing93]

Imagine if the baboon went into this fight fully prepared by this panel, making the unfortunate mistake that the “turkey” in the bracket photo is actually a cassowary…considered the worlds most deadly bird, which has even been credited in human fatalities…Misinformation may be more detrimental than hubris to the baboon but that is how you play the odds for Vegas, Commissioner. Seeing Nate in Hershey on Cinco de Mayo and couldn’t be more excited

[@garrvanslooten7973]

Bad news: Dusty drove his car off a cliff. Good news: He proved gravity is a conspiracy.

[@ForgottenFriendReptileTV]

😂😂🤣

[@NulJern]

I think he proved gravity is not a conspiracy.. Otherwise why isn't he on the pod?

[@Anthonyfpm20]

@@NulJernhe’s at some science convention showing off the video

[@stephenauckly]

Love the podcast, but wake me when the animal fights are over.

[@taylor_johnson]

Holy smokes. That Athletic Greens ad read is the best thing I've ever witnessed. I am crying laughing. In my best Bates voice "gollllyyy"

[@toriwolfe3364]

As someone with the last name Wolfe, I did not notice the mispronunciation! You guys keep up the good work and thanks for making my Wednesdays brighter, love y’all!

[@ScratchGolfTips]

In regards to the hole-in-one talk; It's very noble of Nate to not count his Par 3 course ace towards his total, true hole-in-one etiquette on display. Considering the odds of an ace being 1 in 12,500, a foot away from a Lambo is not bad at all.

[@chanlerraper]

If par 3s exist on regular courses, why is it a faux pas claim a hole in one on a par 3 course?

[@ScratchGolfTips]

@@chanlerraper It's often perceived as "easier" to make a hole-in-one on a Par 3 course because not only are their more opportunities to make a hole-in-one (only 4 par 3s on most 18 hole courses) , but the holes are usually shorter.

[@taylor_johnson]

I'm about the same age as Aaron (I'll be 31 this month), and the first comedian I really remember hearing is also Foxworthy. And the first comedian I ever saw live was Larry the Cable Guy when I was about 12. The Blue Collar boys will always hold a special place in my heart!

[@kkiser]

I had Kenny’s first as I purchased the Album Nightwatch. It’s tough when you hear two different versions and have to choose. I love both because they are both different enough to be there own hits.

[@JeremyHofman7]

Anyone else start skipping through the ads and then see Aaron cracking up, so then you have to rewind to find the funny moment that made him laugh, and then you end up back at the start of the ad and realize that Aaron was laughing through the whole ad read?

[@chrissywatson9282]

RE: Nick’s “have you heard” moment at 1:55:41 , followed up by Nate’s quoting Joe Z’s special… I love the idea that comedians might only get their facts/news from OTHER comedians. Could explain a lot of the content and knowledge base for Nateland 😉 thanks for being a beacon of truth in a bleary (possibly flat) world.

[@Grady_JustGrady...]

Omg Jellostone sounds like the perfect comedy knock off show of Yellowstone. Base it in Alabama and have it be a rivalry between Dusty who has a trailer on the perfect piece of property that he is unwilling to sell, and Nate who is trying to develop a golf course. With the looming writers strike this show would be green lit in a heartbeat.

[@aardeng]

Thats a baboon vs a cassowary not a turkey. The cassowary has a boney helmet and reaches almost 6ft in height

[@jcook3984]

Was looking for a reply like this!

[@JosephRash-d1g]

Hello folks and hey bear! Hilarious episode! Especially mistaking a cassowary for a turkey! 😂

[@CamRom____]

I really like how y’all think all of Europe drives on the other side of the road, when it’s only Ireland and the UK. You guys are the best…and the worst.

[@elizabeth5385]

“Fe-mail man” went over everyone’s head but deserves wordplay credit.

[@jasonwilliams1497]

After that ad read, I'm guessing AG1 - "Tucker Carlson'ed" Dusty for this episode. #RIPdusty #Were-havin-too-good-of-a-good-time - LOL

[@easttoast42]

Maybe the first episode where an ad read was the funniest part 😂

[@Landalin]

Whole debate about Baboon vs. Turkey…but the picture is of a Cassowary fellas!!! 😅😂😂😂

[@chrisradcliffe6928]

Every time Nate goes on a rant why the underdog animal should win I can’t help but think of Will Ferrell’s tuna vs lion rant in the movie The Other Guys 😂

[@kristibowen308]

People wearing their skin belt is quite common where I live, just do a full wave and show it off. Dusty's Cameo ad read 🤣😂, had to pass it off to Nate 🤣💀😂

[@jpanici]

Best add read ever. Thanks boys. ✌️

[@michelledechaine3259]

This was my first podcast I’ve listened to of yours today as I’m driving the mail truck back to office after delivering the route lol- too funny 😂 the backing up in a mailtruck is a thing 😆

[@caseywebb1733]

40:49 I mixed my AG1 and drank it down before they could finish that ad read 🤣 And I feel good!

[@Biking-n-hiking]

Hot take on the Turkey vs Baboon argument. So I work for a bus company in Atlanta and one time last september we had a turkey fly across the highway in front of one of our buses and come crashing through the windshield, showering the driver and some of the passengers in broken glass. So while I cant say for sure how a baboon would handle a turkey, I can say that a turkey vs a 32,000lb vehicle is almost an even match up. So my money is on the turkey. (PS: the turkey died in the hospital three days later due to covid complications)

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

Nick, I got the Mandelorian joke. Ha!

[@IrishtownMayo]

How many folks does it take to advertise ATHLETIC GREENS? I have never enjoyed one of Dusty’s ad reads as much as today. Instead of Aaron’s usual chuckling, he flipped the table on Dusty by tripping him up with an almost inaudible but particularly peculiar grunt. When the camera cut to Barista Bates getting after his coffee, the whole thing went off the rails. The fact that Nate thought, “It will probably be easier if I read it” made me laugh until I was dizzy. Cheers, gentlemen, great fun as always!

[@derekwilken8089]

Nate talking about how he doesn’t use contractions and then in the next sentence he says “Everybody does it a lot, but I WON’T” 😂

[@johnkamery9667]

Nate is so used to thinking that the podcast isn't funny that he really points out when he likes a segment. After the "big man backing up" section, he just kept saying how great that was and had a look of pure joy on his face. Usually his enjoyment comes at the expense of Brian. This time it was because of Brian. It's just like golf, Brian hit that one perfect joke/hit and now he is going to keep coming back. Great Episode and Nick Thune Rules

[@MillennialAdulthood]

I love how the baboon is Apollo creed in this scenario and the turkey is Rocky

[@jaypers232]

Glad you guys are doing ads separate, not trying to fold them in.

[@seeyoulaugh]

I was AT that Baboon fight and nobody even asked him to do that crowd work... The baboon just did it!

[@codythomas9661]

Nate’s argument for EVERY underdog, “so this animal is very arrogant” lol

[@JackSather]

i have awaited the day for a comedian to drop a hard swear on Nateland on accident, i think reep had 1 s, but wow, Thune breaking the seal with a hard F bomb 😂

[@JackSather]

oh ya, i wrote this too early yannis did have like 10 bleeps

[@Marnicle711]

That is 100% NOT a turkey. Pretty sure it is a cassowary and they are VICIOUS.

[@VinylBossGaming]

I listened to the podcast this morning and had to come to the video just to see Dusty's ad read. It was definitely comedy gold, but man, Aaron just can NOT keep it together when Dusty starts his reading. How can you NOT break if you're Dusty whenever you glimpse over at Aaron?? lol

[@justinsmith7200]

I just bought AG1 for the first time after that amazing ad read. This is possibly the only time I have ever purchased something as a direct result of an ad (unconfirmed). Also, didn’t Nate recently go off on people taking a “gimmee” while putting? Now he casually mentions taking it on the Lamborghini hole. Looking forward to seeing Nate tomorrow in Williamsport!

[@theTRUTHgroup]

I'VE DONE IT!!! But not in a mail truck, just in my personal vehicle. In the 90s, the window wouldn't roll down on my driver side door, so I trolled the drive thru backwards. They were NOT very happy about that and kept trying to get me to turn around. But my persistence prevailed and all was well. There's no telling what they did our food, though. :O

[@ScottyDetroit]

Nick Thune dropping the F-bomb will make some of the Nateland curse brigade happy. 😂

[@KellyRaeRussell]

Heavens to murgatroyd even! Our tournament has officially become Laugh-A-Lympics.

[@KellyBurklund]

1. Brian’s big guy/mailman joke was a killer! 🤣🤣😂 2. I would totally watch a reality show where failed sitcoms went head-to-head and the viewers voted to save their favorite.

[@davidfenn1769]

I am convinced that Beavis is not a real person. He is clearly a character from a previously unknown Looney Tunes cartoon. I picture him shirtless and shoeless, wearing rolled up overalls while shaking his fist at the mail man for throwing dog treats at him all while trying to come up with another half-cocked scheme to defeat his mortal enemies,the squirrels. Thanks for all the laughs. Can’t wait for the animated series.

[@tintijas]

Hello folks from the Upper Peninsula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe that is a cassowary and not a turkey. Big difference. I have been here since episode one and it keeps getting better. Even Bishop Baraga as well. Just kidding Bates. Thank you all!!!!!!

[@carlosscholle136]

Breakfast being quiet during the conversation of about one arm audience members thinking, " one arm audience members....that would explain the lack of claps after my sets." Jk of course. Bates always brings the laughs

[@joshhorton6861]

I can't speak for mailmen going through a drive-thru backward, but my friends and I have done it in an F-150 just to see if we could. Thankfully, the Burger King employee also thought it was funny when we explained that the passenger wanted to pay, but didn't trust the driver to handle the money.

[@charlesjoseph730]

Just saw Nick with Nate in Detroit. Hilarious guy.

[@nicolaswynkoop]

The "backing up" literature sounds like Nate's joke on shaking babies. "Now obviously you're gonna wanna back up..."

[@professionaltobogganist8448]

I wanna see Dusty memorize the whole AG1 ad-read and say it to the camera with the exuberance of it having changed his life, the only thing better would be him reading it while mixing it next to the tiny stainless steel kitchen sink in a mobile home and taking a swig after the read's done.

[@TadJohnson]

Bates mailman must be a fan of the show

[@joyspellmann4312]

Great one guys! Very very funny! 🙌

[@tonyhostetler4710]

Oh man, having any of the three, Dr. J, JT or Jimmy Fallon, on the podcast would be amazing.