Nateland | Ep #60 - The Money Episode Part 2

[@mcbroekemeier]

Should we start calling “Brian’s” fans: The Breakfast Club?

[@daltd44]

The Biscuits

[@spencerheaton3332]

They really do stick to the same formula every episode: 1. Nate expects Brian to do all the research before the show 2. Brian presents all the information he was expected to get 3. Aaron is fascinated and provides intellectual information 4. Nate almost immediately gets bored with the topic and chastises Brian for doing the research

[@chefxhyrule242]

And I love it every time😭

[@jakepeterson5243]

Nate: “doesn’t everyone have ADD” Aaron: “I don’t” Nate: “me neither”

[@brockmeade4450]

Holly: what? I wasn’t paying attention

[@WISH-vw1tg]

Lol!!!😂

[@micheleschuly]

@@brockmeade4450 need more Holly in the episodes 🐶

[@katrockwell2942]

In the 80s, when we went to a local aquatic theme park, my mom rinsed out bottles of Log Cabin syrup, filled them up with water and tied a string around it so we could have portable bottles of water. Years later I showed a photo to my husband of me with a water-filled syrup bottle around my neck and explained that it was the late 80s before bottled water was invented. To which he replied “ yeah, water bottles existed back then“. It was then I discovered my parents were just too frugal to spend money on bottled water.

[@jordangiannini7766]

When Barry Bonds tried to say Kylie Jenner I had to step out of work because I was laughing so hard. Aaron's reaction was priceless😂

[@Emily-l7p5m]

Right, I was crying laughing trying to drive!

[@sandranguyen586]

I was cry-laughing with Aaron. Meanwhile, Nate and Brian were NOT in the mood. "Enough."

[@padguin7]

Nates “8 squirrels outside? Got kinda nuts out there” was a great joke

[@alexhutchings4815]

Nate talking about the 16 pints being not that difficult. Then saying he could eat a gallon of ice cream, clearly not realizing 16 pints is 2 gallons is exactly what I expect out of this podcast. Love the podcast Nate, Aaron, and Bubba Gump.

[@sarahharrison3542]

Nate a few weeks ago: “Hello folks is just a common saying, it would be insane to assume that’s one of our fans using it in the wild.” “If someone said “let’s go folks” you’d know for sure that was a fan of the podcast” Nate this week: “let’s go folks… the most common phrase ever…you’d have to be PRETTY arrogant to assume that’s about us” The lack of internal consistency is what makes this podcast excellent, folks!

[@JohnHenrySoto]

Nate: I'm not the biggest ocean guy. Brian: We learned that last week. 🤣😂🤣

[@ryanvoorhees888]

Was on a flight to Chicago when Nate started in on Aaron’s Arby’s hat and Adidas polo and I’m sure I looked like a lunatic laughing his head off just listening his headphones! My wife had to tell me to be quiet so I wouldn’t cause a disturbance on the flight! Keep it up guys, my favorite podcast! Thanks for the shoutout too!

[@Unz360]

Aaron losing it at 1:16:15 was the funniest part to me, I replayed it so many times. One little flem fry from Baked beans just sent him off the rails, while they watched him nearly suffocate from laughter 😂

[@leslid09]

Bronzer's synopsis of the first "Money" episode had me rollin'. Can I request he gives more rundowns of previous episodes?

[@meghankelly4983]

the most awkward few minutes of podcasting occurred when barnacle boy’s voice cracked when saying “kylie jenner,” followed by aaron laughing and wheezing while no one else was remotely amused or smiling. aaron, were you disappointed when they didn’t join in laughing with you? the energy in the room seemed suddenly more serious than ever in that moment.

[@caitlindewitte3630]

I was literally crying

[@adambercier7517]

"Do you guys not know how percentages work?" I love when A-A-ron says something intelligent and Nate absolutely hates it 😂😂😂

[@BRLambert4]

Not this episode but when Aaron says secular... Oh my gosh, I laugh even thinking about it.

[@shayanbashir6627]

I tuned in to the weekly episode and I got so excited when Nate called out my name to read my comment but then for the next 3-4 minutes talked about Aaron wearing his adidas shirt and arby's hat showing that he quit working out and then talking about Nate working at a golf course for tips. I didn't know what was funnier, this part or the irony of ADD being the topic before this. I was extremely joyful to listen to you guys say my name (great job Nate you pretty much nailed it) and read my comment. Thank you guys again for just being funny!

[@to6etherwego]

I love this podcast but am realizing more and more it's not for everyone. I tried putting it on while driving with a co-worker to a job site. After a few times of me looking over at him when something funny was being talked about, hoping to share a chuckle or even just a smile but seeing a blank stare at the dash, I said "let's just listen to music". Between that and my wife constantly asking "how much longer is this?" I think being a "closet folk" is the best way to move forward.

[@WalkingwithWendy]

I think it’s imperative to be a huge fan of Nate Bargatze first.

[@SpencerKnightMusic]

This podcast always reminds me of that Demetri Martin bit about him writing a book that start as an auto-biography, then halfway through, changes into a biography about Benjamin Franklin. Love it!

[@gracepateras5758]

If I hear about the "Let's go" debate one more time...

[@BUWOOD9]

“Let’s go folks!” Has become one of those organic, inside jokes that requires zero additional discussion and just sort of happens….No further logistics or details to work out, no polls to vote on, just a knee-slapper of a joke that only people that watch Nateland would get. I’m proud to be a part of such a great moment in comedy history.

[@FeastForThought]

Nate pickin' on Aaron for his Arby's + Adidas combo, while wearing a "SHARK"-hat without a proper wetsuit...

[@sally0404]

Nate:”I don’t think I have ADD” Also Nate: gets distracted by Aaron’s hat and shirt combo while starting next sentence 😂

[@clydewakefield7349]

Hearing that nate is getting into playing poker makes me want to see the 3 of you playing poker on the podcast just to watch Bartles and James nose whistle get louder and louder when bluffing, Aaron getting the meat sweats with a good hand, and nate's dyslexia causing him to go all in on a hand of nothing. Keep up the great work folks!

[@gigglyme2001]

All three of you make me laugh and I love this podcast and I gotta say, something about the noiseless or wheezing laughs that Aaron gets (like when Bates had to clear his throat in this episode) just makes me feel joy deep in my soul. Keep up the great work guys!

[@mattsconberg8225]

" well why wouldnt the decimal just stay there from the beginning?" AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best thing said!

[@Maximum_Goodness]

Completely understand Nate’s struggle with sugar. 4 years ago I weighed the most I ever have and made a commitment to get in shape, dropping 50 lbs, which included completely eliminating sugar, any drinks except water and eating 100% healthy - oven baked chicken breasts, broccoli, salads with no dressing, sweet potato, avocados, etc and kept this up for 18 months before deciding to reward myself at Thanksgiving 2019. That was the end. I kept eating telling myself I was just rewarding myself. Entered 2020 and Covid hit and all gyms closed and I went full speed ahead. I get up at 5:30am and go non-stop until 9:00pm between my daughters and work. When I finally get them to sleep at 9:00pm I go have a little tv time to myself and that’s when I channel the Nate within and more often than I would like to admit I devour all their school snacks requiring us to go to the grocery store the next day to get them more. Unfortunately, sometimes this happens multiple times a week. Now 18 months after Covid hit and I’m a sugary mess I actually weigh 3-5 lbs more than before I lost all the weight 3-4 years ago. I understand the sugar addiction Nate and I accept you for who you are man. Can’t wait to see you in Mobile in October. I might even bring you a 30A sticker.

[@patrickeversole6530]

Nate referring to the the water in Corpus Christi as the ocean a week after the Oceans episode encapsulated how the podcast has grown from the beginning. You guys have grown so many kilometers since the beginning!

[@Scagtatious]

**Winner**

[@brittanybbbusch]

Post comedy Nate will either be working at a golf course or the next airport plane director. He’s got all the hand movements down. Also I think Aaron is hilarious in every episode but when he gets cut off or transitioned out he doesn’t look as disappointed as “bless his heart bates” because of the camera view. Please don’t ever switch seats! Y’all are the best folks on KZbin, keep it up!

[@brittanybbbusch]

Nate forgets he doesn’t care about traveling or that it’s wasted on him 🤣

[@evanl.309]

Nate, Brian, and Aaron seem like such nice, down to earth guys; the kind of guys who appreciate a good Eggo Waffle. Thank you for such a great podcast, keep up the excellent work fellas! ✌🏽

[@angelawagner9330]

Oh my gosh I was laughing so hard when Nate was talking about the Big reveal at the Kona Ice convention...so deadpan it was hilarious! I am so impressed that you guys can just chat for 2 hours...every week.

[@katietyson1090]

That huge smile on Aaron's face when breakfast choked up, made my week

[@rebeccawilkerson7223]

Come on! No recognition for Aaron's "wash it down with some Bit o' Honeys!" That's the best thing I've heard all week! Love you guys!

[@calebspiegel9078]

I don't there's anything I enjoy more than when Aaron can't stop laughing, especially when Nate and Brett just kinda stare at him. Best laugh in the game #GOAT

[@kennethdearborn9852]

When someone asks me what I'm listening to and it's either Cumtown or Legion of Skanks, I always say Nateland. Thanks for the laughs and being a saviour from judgement.

[@Bgeraghty33]

Hello folks! Like the comment about the tubes of gum in the back pocket being dip and then big league chew like we were crazy people diping and chewing at the same time, sandlot 7.0.. y’all are great and I listen every Wednesday, of course a ring pop was just brought up, not obscure! Just great, keep doing what y’all are doing! Love it!

[@webby5614]

The cherry on top of Aaron's Athelete-turned-Arby's outfit is his "subtle" watch tan...kudos on going the extra 10% to pull this all together!

[@Pile711]

Watching Burger not understand how is 1 mile longer than 1 kilometer, if 3.1 miles are 5 km made me laugh so hard. It reminded me of that video where a guy can't understand how 1 kilogram of steel and is not heavier than 1 kg of feathers.

[@ParanormalPris]

I did it, I spent weeks binging this podcast and I’m finally caught up!!!!!! Y’all are awesome and make me laugh so much. I live in Houston and drove to Corpus to see Nate and the show was great! I took my best friend and now she’s a folk! 🔥👏🏼

[@jayzarazua-dover821]

Watching Aaron try to explain upside down to Nate is like watching Oscar explain a surplus to Michael Scott on the Office. “Explain it to me like I’m a five year old”. This is the reason I keep coming back.

[@CAPTClOUDS]

Hello folks! Love yalls podcast super entertaining. I was born an raised in Texas. And I've always heard port Aransas as "Port A". Also if you guys make a trip back down there I recommend recommend the national sea shore. The water surprisingly looks blueish not brown. Also recommend you check out corpus aquarium and the Lexington they ate nice for a first time visit. Yall continue to spread laughter. Bless yall

[@chaseschubert2973]

Hello folks! Back at it again to spout off an amazing fact I always told my students back in the day: Babbler was right when he said the Secret Service was originally formed to investigate counterfeiting, not what we poor non-millionaire folk associate them with: protecting the President. But the crazy part is that the Secret Service was officially created and signed-into law by President Lincoln on the morning of April 14th, 1865.... the same day he was assassinated. It made me furious listening to y'all debate why the Secret Service would be called in when this gold nugget was under y'all's noses the whole time and y'all didn't even know it. Let's see how Aaron tries to 1-up my fact this time around. Let's go, Folks!

[@jaypers232]

Lol the percentages is amazing.

[@spencerheaton3332]

1:06:37 - Nate arguing with Math is what makes this podcast great.

[@NewHandleCuzSheIsNosey]

Cadet golf gloves are the same size, but with shorter fingers. Love the podcast!

[@ruuster7]

Beyoncé simultaneously clearing his throat and trying to say “Kylie Jenner” was the scariest moment of the nateland podcast. Also, Nate beating his chest to the fact that he’s ‘good at mixing chocolate syrup with the ice cream’ has to be the best humble brag ever.

[@kristipickens1079]

Aaron was paid a $5 and a $2 for his comedy!! “Momma! You said I would never get money for my jokes, I done did it, momma!!!”. My impression of Nate’s impersonation of Aaron!!

[@benmaghsoodi2067]

The whole business model of Helix mattress is to make individualized mattress fit to each individual's body type and sleep position. Yet, Nate makes sure to point out the one they have fits everyone across the board. Every Single Time. 🤣

[@aaronkoeller5152]

Nate: “Life’s best events happen around a roaring fire” as someone whose house has burnt down, I’d like to disagree. I love the podcast guys.

[@CTowens]

Best comment ever.

[@zachswindle8000]

Glad Arby's let Aaron get off early to come do the podcast. He even stole the headset.

[@mikemartinez5563]

39:46 Best joke ever, "I'm sorry I don't do strip clubs"🤣

[@Wes_Express]

When Nate said you can drive on the beach and Aaron said "on the sand?" That one really made me laugh!

[@juanm277]

"Goodbye Folks!" I think Harper should close out the next special with that. This was especially funny since my dad is retired Secret Service. And almost passed out when Nate couldn't grasp the whole .066 being 6.6% bit. Love the dynamic between A+ARon, Nate the Great and Bates - American Ninja Worrier. Really looking forward to upcoming show in Austin. Keep doing what you're doing folks. -Huan (spelled phonetically for Nate)

[@mollydog97]

Brian “Do you know the lifespan of a dollar bill?” Nate” My answer might be I don’t care!” Classic Nate! 😂

[@lynnmeares1318]

Best response ever! I’m gonna have to use it!

[@JRBAKER]

Nate Dog, A.Dub and Bees Wax…brilliant idea for the ice cream eating thing. Hold a live event at a movie theatre, do a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 type of thing for some goofy movie, and during the movie, see how much ice cream y’all can eat. That’s a solid 2 hours of eating ice cream, plenty of time for you Nate, and a bunch of fans get to be a part of it with y’all. Banana Bread, make it happen.

[@thingslikethatscottferguso9504]

Hay Nate, Erin and Biscquick , love the show and what a show it is. I was watch the news today and saw a mobile home float by in a flood. Always looking at the bright side: i thought to myself, they finally got that move they had always talked about. "We got to get out of this trailer park". Watch what you wish for. Keep up the nonsense guys. I truly try and tell someone about Nateland a couple times a week. Been on the Nate train for about 2 months. I love the one about Nate going from youth pastor to Pastor with the beard. Love the Netflix shows.

[@napenvy]

The show needs those buttons to say when you’re laughing so hard at certain topics! When Aaron & Nate discuss zero gravity effects on water and Aaron says it doesn’t go up its moved by the force 🤣🤣

[@kmkarebare]

Nateland is the best land. Love you, folks.

[@EveryoneNeedsASmile]

My wife, Beth, has a birthday next week. We both are big fans of the podcast and all of you. Since none of you do Cameo, I'm left to beg here for a quick birthday shout out. It would make her day to hear birthday wishes when we listen on the 25th.

[@brianbatescomedy]

Happy belated birthday Beth!

[@EveryoneNeedsASmile]

@@brianbatescomedy Thanks, Brian!

[@cesarbueno1615]

I think I replayed the Kylie Jenner part about 12 times and laughed harder each time.

[@meg5897]

Nate, I understand the ice cream struggle! One of the first times I ever cut weight I swapped ice creams. Try substituting Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches or Halo Top ice cream. There are also smart sweets that are low in sugar. I am not saying these things are "healthy", but they help control the cravings for half the calories. Enjoy, Folks!

[@zachpulvermacher5816]

Watching Nate's head overheat trying to read a decimal was amazing, wait until he hears about fractions

[@seanodom1554]

nothing like Nate describing gum balls as gum circles!

[@stantonsullivan-readdelillo]

Man great episode already just a few minutes in.

[@bridgethayde9867]

It is so adorable getting to see Holly and Harper; Nate is a great dad and great comedian!

[@cordellchronicles]

Leave it to Nate to wear a hat that says Shark during a money episode when the week before was about oceans. 😂

[@oussiebossie]

did aaron took the poor brian's money? 1:25:27

[@acideauxrivarda3352]

In 1998 a kid in my high school had a color laser-jet printer and started counterfeiting $20 bills. He passed them out at lunch and the lunch-lady turned him in. The cops called the FBI and they took him out of History class like a scene out of Men in Black. He wasn't seen until the next school year and by then he started working at a locksmith and starting selling clone keys to the high school's doors/padlocks...

[@dalepuckett1929]

Hello folks! Driving lots of hours over the past few days taking my daughter to college. The podcast has gotten me through some of the boring parts of the drive for sure. There were moments that my wife would give me a side eye as I was laughing! One thing that stood out while listening to The Oceans episode was you guys talking about the story of the man being sued for allegedly eating his boat mate. As you were talking about that we were driving through Hannibal, Missouri! I found it ironic that you were cracking me up about cannibalism as we’re driving through the town named for the most famous cannibal. Keep making us laugh!

[@thecreativechristianpod]

Has anyone ever noticed this dynamic... Nate tells his jokes. When he notices Aaron is DYING, he keeps going on and on, loving every minute of it. Brussel Sprout sits at the end of the table enduring a severe case of FOMO, and waits for the laughing to end so that he can continue to live his dream of being Encyclopedia Brussel Sprout. Honestly, it's the best mix. Now we just need to get that Nateland wedding underway. Brian, sorry I called you Brussel Sprout, but I know you got my email. Set it up!

[@lunchwithpbandj]

I know I'm late to this topic but I've been waiting for Aaron or Bed Sores to mention that the phrase "Let's Go" has been used by the Dude Perfect guys for years. A quick search has them using it in one of their trick shot videos 6 years ago. They also have t-shirts, posters with that phrase on it because they're so known for it. Also, if you watch the very first video on their KZbin page, it starts with "Hello Folks." Thanks for what you do guys. My kids actually look forward to washing the dishes so they can listen to your podcast while doing it. You make chores fun!!

[@TraciePike]

“Rats ate my money” 🤣

[@JRBAKER]

Nate’s aversion to very basic math concepts, (you start learning percentages in 4th grade), with almost an aggressive opposition to it, is comical at best, and at worst, is in company with the flat earthers out there.

[@connorbrooks6399]

Glad you got your FB back, Brian!

[@towelunderthedoor]

"Let's Go Folks!" I'm a few episodes behind but I just listened to Nick talk about cheating at golf on the fill-oss-o-fee episode. When I play golf I don't even carry a putter, I hope to get on the green under par then just pick it up. Y'all are great!

[@scottguinn7413]

Hows it going Nate Erin and Beavis I believe I have something interesting to add to the 2 dollar bills topic. A few years back I worked in a convenient store and this one person paid with 2 dollar bills consistently. I thought he may have worked for a bank or something of that nature when a coemployee told me it was because he goes to club for exotic dancers. The only change they would give thier customers was in 2's. Talk about maximizing benefits. Thank you folks for all the laughs and good clean fun.

[@zac3392]

Hey let’s c’mon folks! It’s time for the Aaronland podcast! Beluga looks worried...

[@RichRoyaltyRobNRecklessRecords]

Nate looks bigger than Aaron. Congrats Aaron.

[@katrockwell2942]

Listening to see if Nate references the "let's go folks" shirts you where to his show, only to hear him butcher Port Aransas (sounds like "Kansas"). We made need our fact checkers on this. In all seriousness, it was super cool for Nate to come meet our team in between sets - super class act and we will continue to make a trip each year to see him.

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

My 3 year old took a four hour nap this afternoon. As any parent would know, that made it hard for him to fall asleep at bedtime. Thankfully, Nateland was there to save the day! He couldn't even make it to Aaron folding the dollar back and forth. Before he dozed off, the last thing he said was, "Daddy, are they speaking English?" I'll go proofread this now.

[@harmonyfem]

Does Nate have classic sodas at his house? Grape Nehi, Orange Crush, Dad's Root Beer, Bubble Up ? I think orange crush is the best, maybe Dad's Rootbeer. Nate got talking so much about sugar. Funny. But at least he's not a magical thinker--one of those guys that justiies anything that they're into...recognizes that having every candy ever made is probably a red flag.

[@tkrxprss]

What's up folks

[@brittanysawyer9143]

Please have an annual eating competition. It doesn’t matter what the food is, just do it for the Folks!

[@ceoptimist]

The book is Sugar Blues. You are addicted Nate! I love listening to you talk about your eating habits. I was feeling guilty about my 1/2 cup low carb low sugar non dairy mint chocolate chip cashew milk ice cream that I indulge in every night.

[@craigbrannon9068]

“…because I’m really good at mixing the chocolate syrup with the ice cream” -Nate …….shoot for the stars there buddy!!

[@thomasmiller7722]

Nate, if I'm not mistaken, I believe cadet sized golf gloves are shorter fingers. Maybe something else as well. Love the show, guys! Makes my Wednesdays all the more enjoyable!

[@annawalker3634]

Howdy folks! I’ve been a listener of your podcast since I guess you could say day 2. I started listening about a January 2021 with the first episode, and as of right now I am one episode away from being completely caught up. I was wondering, when y’all meet up and do the podcast together, obviously Bronfenbrenner does his own project and research for each topic, but Nate and Aaron, do you do your own research beforehand, or do you go into the podcast without any research under your belt? Keep doing what you’re doing, and thank you so much for all y’all do!

[@nicholascoyle3210]

My man Nate: the most underrated person on this podcast

[@Wes_Express]

Did he think he threw it in the ocean from Kentucky? Come on Aaron lol!

[@thatguy190]

They should do a full episode on 'Imperial versus metric'😂

[@brendancollins4817]

World Record is 2 gallons in 6 minutes Nate: I can eat a gallon

[@ballzzd33p29]

Bunion is the absolute best co host around.

[@phillipschmidt5151]

The funniest part about the up/down conversation is that on Earth you can only go so far north till you start going south. But the fact that you can go east or west indefinitely is not mentioned at all. I expected more Aaronland

[@zac3392]

Nah once you pass the west pole you start heading east... 😝

[@moniqueprairie2941]

On businesses refusing to accept cash: I worked at a grocery store as a teen, and summer time was the worst. We had to eliminate the problem of sweaty bra and/or sock money. We eventually had to tell people we would not accept cash that was wet. That was a good day.

[@badguybentley]

Aaron forgot his watch today

[@aaron2684]

Please have Brian sing “not the only one”. I would give anything. Just one verse. Please

[@ShaneShubert]

Natelanderbilt University - Lets Go Folks!

[@TimyD]

i was real happy to hear your facebook came back. I agree with you, having been on fb since 07. i have a lot of memories, etc that would just be gone. I dont know if its sad or w/e but its memories

[@briansmom6285]

Thank you for visiting with your mom this weekend! You left your ointment, though

[@JRegerWVOH]

44:36 Breakfast is asking the guys off camera.. why do I babysit these guys again?

[@matthewparrish1740]

So Nate was talking about seeing himself on tv and I was wondering if him or Aaron ever watches their specials back or listens to themselves do an hour of standup? I guess Bojangle could go back and watch the podcast to check himself out too, but was curious if Nate ever watches himself perform.

[@laurafromga5875]

You guys could not eat a gallon of ice cream, guaranteed.