Do You Remember TRANSFORMERS 2? Do You Remember? (2/3)

Michael Bay made Transformers 2 during the Hollywood writers’ strike. As if to prove their point.
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I continue on my path to talk about all of the Michael Bay Transformers films. Part 3 won’t be for a few months. But we could all use a break from these anyway! Expect some fun shorter stuff in the meantime.
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[@MichaelStephenFreitag]

"Optimus RIP him face off" seems as likely an explanation as any for why this movie is the way it is

[@westide3050]

I'm glad I found this channel

[@CubedDimensions]

This video was written very well. Actually laughed multiple times. Thx!

[@nickstaresinic5560]

Another NativeBirds smash!

[@nshaskin9770]

If I had to describe how I'm feeling in one word, waiting for this, it would be excited

[@johnjuiceshipper4963]

One of the few channels that can make me belly laugh with every upload. AmaIng stuff.

[@dramatickesneni]

Thanks mr. Birds, looking forwards to the video.

[@kekutougame]

Yes, you're right, cake drawings on the table don't work if you're trying to hook up in college. But that's a _patisserie painting_, they are not the same.

[@Watcherprime_]

"nothing can go wrong, right?"

[@markray2769]

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[@The1Goby]

The "More Goo" guy must've also been working on Foodfight...

[@PenIslandPictures]

I only remember transformers 3. I wasn't aware there was a transformers 2

[@sincerelysarcastic4400]

I lol'd at "I will email you one million dollars"

[@FairEnoughDude]

I take grievance with the fact that this video managed to make sense of the movie’s nonsensical plot. You’re too good at this, Jeremy. Also thank you for avoiding the racially insensitive twin transformers. “Subtlety” and “Michael Bay films” are antonyms

[@SecaraStefan]

I wish I didn't

[@AwsomeALEC72]

William Fichtner barrel rolls a semi truck full of gasoline into a police barricade and then pulls out his badge and says "im FBI" and all the cops are like "ok"

[@Virolaxion]

Incredible

[@aptennap]

This was amazing

[@ElvenSonic]

god i’m so excited for the third one. that ending scene where the antagonist (literally who) is begging for his life and optimus fuckin blows his head off is such lawful good energy

[@mattytfreeman]

Literally paused mid-Optimus Prime flashback to subscribe to your Patreon. The insanity must be rewarded (or enabled?)

[@YA-yu5hu]

But on a real note, who is Ally Simpson?

[@DesuScorpion]

I saw this movie at the cinema with my dad, against my own free will mind you, and I'll tell you now that I don't remember any of the footage I just witness here. I believe my brain forcibly removed it to protect me. Cool Linkin Park music movie credits was the best part tho

[@Vokaynroks]

Weaselized Starscream sounds a lot like Conan O’Brien doing an over-the-top villain voice.

[@justinssongsarehis2]

Hello Bird. There are technically 2 Smithsonian Air and Space Museums. THE Smithsonian Air and Space Museum is in Washington DC. Confusingly, there's an establishing shot of DC and its monuments. So our characters are at that museum, the one 10 blocks from the Washington Monument, right? WRONG. They're at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center in Chantilly, roughly 25 miles West of DC. Museum 2 is the building shown in that shot at 7:24. The plane that becomes Jetman is held in this museum. I hope you now understand the difference between the regular Smithsonian Air & Space museum in D.C. and the Smithsonian Udvar-Hazy Center in Chantilly, VA. Michael Bay clearly does not know the distinction. Also there is no big field with old planes scattered about. The U-H Center is just a big garage.

[@JuanPaulFilms1138]

These videos are god tier

[@ShipwreckNinja]

Doing another felony I see

[@brosephdudeguy]

I member 😞

[@greekfilth]

This video convinced me to watch transformers 2

[@colegluth9622]

This isn’t an update video on Ally Simpson.

[@JamesMK92]

I don't understand why this isn't one of the biggest film channels on KZbin.

[@DirtyBatard]

But what about ALLY SIMPSON

[@Sponge____]

THE BIRD HAS RETURNED TO NEST, AND BRINGS WITH HIM A BIG NASTY MAN OF A VIDEO.

[@jakek1735]

I like that you didn't even bother acknowledging the existence of Skids and Mudflap. This movie currently has a 6.0 on IMDb, which is at LEAST 4 points higher than it deserves.

[@believer4002]

Special effects?? Sound mixing?? Score?? Cinematography?? Locations?? Forest battle??

[@mmmghool]

My mom shut this movie off as a kid at the robopartygirl seduction scene, but everything after that no I couldn’t remember

[@benjaminbankwin5690]

I don't understand the 3rd good joke. what does he say after "do you know what he transformed into?"

[@nativebirds]

"Nothing!!"

[@wasabiflavoredcocaine]

Maybe if you were able to hack every TV in the world like the Fallen and propose a free month of patreon rewards to anyone who can provide the answer to the question "Who is Ally Simpsons?" I guess you might get an answer once and for all...?

[@nativebirds]

I will do this

[@PokeStatsStudios]

I thought I did, but I now realize I don't remember anything about this movie, except "the enemy's scrotum"

[@Gr0wlingDeer]

Is this the one with the “Urban” transformers?

[@nativebirds]

Regrettably.

[@believer4002]

Can’t wait for you to speak on the rest , especially The Last Knight. Hope you don’t forget them. I like these movies a lot, but they are easily the dumbest, most offensive and ridicilous movie series ever made. But they’re also frickin’ awesome, epic and have stunning special effects and music. And you manage to speak on them with such good comedic timing, but not hating on them like many others do. That doesn’t make it funny. You have found the perfect balance to make fun of them (bcz ofc you have to) but not in an egregious crybaby way!å

[@nativebirds]

Hey, thanks so much! I reviewed The Last Knight back in 2019, nearly at the cost of my sanity: kzbin.info/www/bejne/faDEh3-jqZaGbKc I have never said this in any of the videos themselves, but I love the score of all of these movies. Steve Jablonsky is a king.

[@believer4002]

@@nativebirds Can’t wait till you experience the line, «Aww shit, who wants some chicken dinner now bitch?!», by Ken Jeong in Transformers 3.

[@CuriousGearge]

Dagwood dogs

[@rachelblake2350]

When this movie came out, I pirated it and it was a shitty cam copy and I just assumed the movie looked like shit because shitty cam copy. It's only now, over a decade later, upon seeing this video, that I realise that no, that's just how the movie looks.

[@LucasPerson]

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[@kramenisfalling]

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