Transformers 3 and the One That You Don’t Remember

The first ten minutes of Transformers 3 contain a record-breaking three fake presidents. The final two minutes of Transformers 7 contain but a measly one.
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Cinematography by: www.vesper.video/
Music by: fakedogs.bandcamp.com/
Thumbnail by: kzbin.info/door/UFU...
Special shoutouts to Rec Dougs for helping me with some 3D modeling stuff at the last minute: / recdougs
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3D MODEL CREDITS:
"Optimus Prime" (skfb.ly/orqpS) by Jit Debnath2442 and
"Blue Jeans Pants" (skfb.ly/6CIBF) by Sirenk are licensed under Creative Commons Attribution (creativecommons.org/licenses/b....
F - 22 Raptor by farkan (www.turbosquid.com/3d-models/...)
That Bumblebee model has been uploaded by about a hundred different guys but the realest-looking attribution I can find is that it was created by High Moon Studios? Or maybe by a guy named Ben Houston? Really hard to tell in the internet heckscape. Let me know if you made it.
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SOUND CREDITS:
“Blue collar suburb with birds, distant highway and trains” by flood-mix via freesound.org
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TAGS:
Transformers 3 Dark of the Moon Age of Extinction The Last Knight Rise of the Primes Marvel MCU Thanos Chin Compilation Cogman funny review me make laugh me make funny laugh me say haha YMS RedLetterMedia Ralph the movie maker Kirby and the Epic Noise Juice WORLD Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) and his new girlfriend, Carly (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), join the fray when the evil Decepticons renew their longstanding war against the Autobots. Optimus Prime (Peter Cullen) believes that resurrecting ancient Transformer Sentinel Prime (Leonard Nimoy), once the leader of the Autobots, may lead to victory. That decision, however, has devastating consequences; the war appears to tip in favor of the Decepticons, leading to a climactic battle in Chicago. John Malkovich.
John Malkovich.

[@ZaGorudan]

The casual transition into the weirdly convincing fan film caught me so off guard lmao, amazing job.

[@RyanwAdams]

As is known, the statue of Abraham Lincoln is the one thing which stands between mankind and all horrible slave plans.

[@significantplatypus]

All the bigotry of man and robot was sealed away in his little chair long ago

[@RyanwAdams]

@@significantplatypus Waiting in silent cunning for the inevitable day when it would again be unleashed upon the world. Able once more to bring its malice to bear and rend the goodly peace of both man and machine.

[@cpl.geckell6355]

The impeccable recreation of the disorienting rotation shot kills me

[@Hairbeardeluxe]

I saw Optimus Prime at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[@Kitanvail]

Nathaniel Birds serves up another steaming slice of autobot heaven with this instant classic review

[@FingerlessPigeons]

Some people are calling it a radical send up to the status quo

[@ShipwreckNinja]

I’ve told the government, I’ve told the news, but no one will listen. The esteemed recluse who lives in my phone is going to release a video about the robot film again. Hear me!

[@LostCosmonauts]

Finally someone is talking about Rise of the Primes. Shame about how Bay had to cut down his budget. :(

[@MichaelStephenFreitag]

This video was an emotional rollercoaster and completely unstuck in time. At no point could I tell how deep into the video I was, but I also kinda never wanted it to end? Because it felt like it never would, until it suddenly did?

[@nick_ca]

I was listening to this as audio only for a while and I thought the crash landing scene was real until the truck man's lost brother said "bro"

[@_somestuff]

Shockwave doing nothing and not having his "logic" line is a crime.

[@justina9151]

I heard that Rise of the Primes (ROTP for short) almost didn't get made because of behind the scenes drama. Apparently there was a lot of studio meddling and M-Bay almost dropped out of the project all together. Glad to see that he manged to get it made in the end with his vision in tact, even with the little reception it garnered. A very good final installment to one of the greatest film franchises ever

[@johnjuiceshipper4963]

Those constant aspect ratio changes during the new Shia Leboeuf scenes were so on-point.

[@JoshFingerhut]

The framed pictures everyone just has are the cherry.

[@Madabautawesomness]

6:35 that subdued dune sound bite made me chuckle

[@WolfX316]

Blue Jean Bumblebee is a must have item for Christmas this year!

[@YA-yu5hu]

Never forget KONY 2012

[@ElvenSonic]

god i’m so hyped for this. no irony either, just hype. I missed the end of the livestream where he was streaming transformers 3 on loop until “something breaks.” so i never saw how things broke.

[@myxomatosisity9977]

So this is what a descent into madness feels like.

[@PoloCat]

LET’S GO BABY IT’S BIRDS TIME WOOOOOOOOO

[@ElvenSonic]

“Was not disappointed. Totally surpassing all expectations, Michael Bay returns to the Transformers franchise not with a bang, but with a Big Bang. Forget everything you once knew, as the big characters you love and remember return to the big screen in this big conclusion to the big Transformers Multiverse™️.” - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ New York Times

[@JohnCena-ew1mf]

I can't tell on what level of irony the fan film is operating on.

[@brosephdudeguy]

The Bird is back in town, and I hope he brought Cogman.

[@dcluvspie5777]

Underrated channel the goddamn production value ffs

[@dramatickesneni]

I love how they called back to my favourite character from first movie - Cube Boy. Long time no see.

[@notgrowl5151]

Very upset with how much work you've put into this. Thanks!

[@bryanursillo2911]

Can’t believe you made two whole fan films! 3/5 needs more bud light Love the content you are amazing!

[@RendanLovell]

Rise of the Prime is so ambitious with its many aspect ratios and convincing Shia Leboeuf clone.

[@johnellis6648]

Gotta love how Jeremy predicted the 'Mansformer'

[@colegluth9622]

Can’t wait for the Morbius breakdown

[@HNcomics]

yet another video that made me laugh out loud a number of times by myself. Thanks for making my day at home sick better.

[@Tomkatos]

I wish Sentinel Prime was my Sentinel Prime Minister😩

[@sincerelysarcastic4400]

"B.L.A.S.T." made me laugh with a mouthful of burrito. I was going to sincerely thank you for that, but then I remembered my screen name is Sincerely Sarcastic, so it would come across as sarcastic no matter what I said. You ruined my day and my life.

[@rodentRoundup]

Had to double check, but this is by far the KZbin channel I have subscribed to for the longest; everything else from ~2014 and before has come and gone, but here it's nothing but hits.

[@nativebirds]

Like the cockroach, I remain

[@SeedofCreed]

Another absolute classic! Well worth the weight, birdman

[@brosephdudeguy]

Seriously though, the editing in this video is VERY good and on point. Keep it up. Also, I am satisfied with Cogs and the rotten tomatoes movies.

[@dashcamgoblinsighting]

these videos are always such a treat may you prosper evermore

[@nshaskin9770]

Does that blue Jean bumblebee have a blue jorts version? Asking for a friend.

[@JMFilms123]

did he....did he just make a better film than Michael Bay?

[@bolognaboy]

He's alive! Epic comeback bro! :^)

[@bennettsolomon2881]

this is curing my hangover

[@tylerschmitt8039]

I actually spit out my Wendy’s mango pineapple lemonade when the rent guy bit happened lmao

[@PenIslandPictures]

epic as always

[@jakek1735]

This channel really did turn out to be more than meets the eye

[@TheLeadhound]

I saw Cogman and I clapped.

[@mmmghool]

Peak fiction at the end there

[@JohnNotstamos]

Holy Cow, new transformers content

[@BryceVW]

this is so freakin pog

[@LeRuseBird]

Bravo Nativebirds

[@VictoryWorld]

unfinished business to finish

[@nativebirds]

booperian

[@PokeStatsStudios]

God damn, this is a masterpiece. If only there was a way for me to donate money to you so you could keep making videos.

[@nativebirds]

TODAY’S YOUR LUCKY DAY: I accept dead drops under the Manhattan end of the Queensboro Bridge

[@PokeStatsStudios]

@Nativebirds that’s so convenient! I’ve had 5 dollars in singles laying in my apartment since 2018 that I’ve been meaning to get rid of. Now, let me just book a 650 dollar flight and a hotel, and the exchange is on!

[@dulceglass9111]

oh my god yes our boy is back

[@icedlenin8908]

Sad to see that Transformers 6 didn't make it into the review though I guess I can understand not wanting to cover the film that glorified Autobot collusion with the Franco regime in Spain

[@ryrythevideoguy]

This is so great haha

[@Bruh-ft2sh]

Okay, but genuine question, I love a fair bit of the transformers soundtrack, is that so strange?

[@nativebirds]

No it’s easily my favorite part of those movies. It’s really terrific work

[@aaronj1172]

His name is motormichael. Please get it right

[@tylerschmitt8039]

I didn’t know there was a Transformers 3, I don’t remember it.

[@RyeboyDigital]

@youtube what is the purpose of having channel notifications on if i’m not informed doesn’t tell me the second nativebirds uploads

[@AwsomeALEC72]

Infact on the topic of movies that are actually good despite the perception that they're bad you should do a video on drive angry. Or face off

[@douglastraynor6338]

I could really go for a bud light all of a sudden...

[@RyeboyDigital]

john malkovich

[@Bruh-ft2sh]

I wanna be him!

[@1PROFITPROPHET1]

Trucks... Bud Light.... Genocidal Violence Why isn't the soundtrack for these movies pop country

[@DensilGrant]

Will nvr understand how fast and furious and this is a franchise I get being a fan and having fun enjoying nostalgia but where do ppl draw the line with stupidity Transformers was always better without the human element

[@otherjustin9663]

1:24 : That's the Iranian flag. Very topical in 2009 or whatever, but still a shitty title card. Do Transformers movies even play in the Middle East??? Why pull the punch there?