Every Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cold Open - Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[@davido1693]

Rosa’s voice was so high in the third cold open

[@batuhan_a_kocak]

Her voice got deeper throughout the series. She became kind of an expert

[@londongirl2768]

The more you practice a voice, the more you can do it I think

[@laosvegas7494]

you mean was so normal

[@robertlust6234]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fHLVi6uCn5t3gs0 sup Kevin Insert your last name, Kevin

[@robertlust6234]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYaViJKkoc6drpI

[@MyChemLollipop]

I love the 5th cold open, Andy is laughing for real, it’s so pure.

[@quinlanteague1093]

Fernanda Durán his laugh is so cute 🥺

[@asmaabubakar3401]

Ikr

[@readmore4363]

Fernanda Durán when

[@wafflesncream1730]

Fernanda Durán timestamp

[@anitatoperczer3051]

So cute

[@squallsrapture]

1:58:50 The "I want it that way" opener is not only the best opener of the series, but maybe one of the best cold opens in television history.

[@drneotech7254]

That and fire drill

[@squallsrapture]

@@drneotech7254 truth.

[@tinks9995]

That and the Halloween 3rd 58:33

[@Smithy250]

I want it that way was good for the first 5 times

[@prabakarant9605]

Agreed 👍

[@TheDocV627]

ill still never get over the fact that Captain Holt still introduces himself to his husband "Hello Kevin, its me Raymond Holt" as if he were a stranger hahahaha

[@inferno3838]

1:53:57

[@etcetc1]

"The tickets are under my name, H-O-L..." 1:57:08

[@ArcTrooper269]

​@@etcetc1never noticed that...

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

Ransom mean

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

What is a Comma mean

[@benpeterson4673]

Jake Peralta has the best introduction of any character I've seen in fiction. In less than two minutes we see that this is a brilliant detective who also just happens to be 9 years old inside.

[@user-gk6nt5gi5n]

Best introduction in fiction?

[@benpeterson4673]

@@user-gk6nt5gi5n It establishes everything you need to know about him in just 2-3 minutes. It's also really funny. In terms of a character introduction, it's tops for me.

[@mmm.3839]

It's like shawn Spencer from psych

[@autumndawson06]

sounds familiar...oh yeah, reid

[@bathtub_farter]

More like 5 years old

[@Mel-jr5cz]

I love how Andy legitimately laughs during the "Charles' oldest bag" bit.

[@maxekodziesa2067]

Yeah. I also heard that they had to take a lot of takes cause Andy couldn't stop laughing about it

[@Thy_Whoopsie]

Jake's laughing was Andy's real laughing because the director just have up XD

[@skyedeshpande6600]

What’s the time stamp?

[@user-lz5nd8lh8b]

what time?

[@mimileeee]

@@user-lz5nd8lh8b 5:55

[@neabby]

Five and a half hours of b99 cold opens? NBC really blessed us when they saved the show, and now this..

[@rehmataulakh3796]

Nea it’s not 5:30 hours, it’s just 2:30 hours they repeat all of them after that.

[@naz_car2135]

@@rehmataulakh3796 actually its 2 hours and 43 minutes. 2:43:00 is when they start to replay it

[@tmilev]

@@naz_car2135 cool Five and a half hours of b99

[@AD-ge1bz]

I liked fox better cuz they came out with 2 seasons and 22 episodes each for b99, and season 7 was mostly filled with classic scenes that have been remastered and we waited a year for 14 episodes

[@brooklynpaige8564]

Lit Fam so true! to be honest, B99 on NBC isn’t that good, they move the heist so it isn’t even during Halloween, they’ve made the seasons very short as well. If they were to shorten the seasons, they should’ve at least made the episodes longer to compensate.

[@brandencherrine9195]

coming back to this after hearing about the passing of andre braugher.. such a great soul and blessed us with countless memories .. RIP captain holt 🥹

[@maddie7202]

all i want from season eight is Jake walks into the bullpen and says “morning Boyle” and Boyle (without looking up just goes) “Peralta.” and the whole bullpen freezes and they all look at him, and then the episode is Jake trying to find out why Boyle is mad at him...

[@eamonbrannigan]

Well why is he mad

[@adrielcruz2736]

Eamon Brannigan the world may never know

[@GeekyAdarsh]

@@eamonbrannigan well you need to watch the episode for that

[@alina-87]

best idea, lets do this

[@dreamybombstudios724]

Boyle probably overhead Jake ranking everyone in the prescient and was above him or something. But when Jake asks if he's mad he sighs and says no because Jake had to put Amy over him lol idk just made me think that

[@notachilean7942]

I just realized that the bear in the first cold open has the same backstory of Pimento

[@mysticsheep212]

Not a Chilean so true!

[@meryemdafir7572]

Oh my god that's so true 😂😂

[@angratessio]

Not a Chilean WTF

[@Letoiusprime]

Hol-y Crap

[@ob1905]

wth

[@General_Nothing]

Stephanie Beatriz still finding Rosa’s voice in the beginning there.

[@bobstephens5599]

I think it's a lot better without the fake deep voice.

[@marlifermor4388]

Yeah

[@halfdope420]

am i the only one who felt like melissa fumero was trying to do an accent in the first cold open as well?

[@marisaquigley4790]

it’s so much higher

[@flinchless]

She is so fine

[@davidlamb1107]

I love how they made being amused by Jake's antics to be part of Rosa's character. I do wonder if it isn't half because Stephanie Beatriz can't stop laughing at Andy.

[@David-HSTS]

Probably the 2nd

[@dommyboysmith]

Probably the 2nd. She breaks consistently, even in the final cuts. Can you blame her though? Hilarious cast

[@morana2275]

@@dommyboysmith hi 😎

[@bernieheartdragon1888]

No it's because naughty appreciates naughty.

[@nickk6501]

They were in the academy together. So they've known each other for a very long time.

[@jespernicolaiandresen3082]

the first ever cold open is so serious, almost starts out as a serious police crime show.

[@ch1mp081]

Imagine if it was a serious cop show

[@gem222]

i thought it was gonna be a serious cop show so i wasn’t gonna watch it😂i carried on and defo was one of the best decisions ever🙃😌

[@gem222]

This is the google definition because I'm not sure how to explain it:) A cold open is a narrative tactic used in television and films. It is the technique of jumping directly into a story at the beginning of the show before the title sequence or opening credits are shown.

[@yazanrawashdeh]

@@gem222 exactly what happened to me

[@lemondoritos9707]

That's the joke..

[@mymymy982]

the fact that only the cold opens all together is five and a half hours makes me scared as to how many hours of this show i’ve actually watched...

[@w3ghe711]

It’s actually only 2 hours and 43 minutes, but still me too

[@stevenporter4458]

"If you like pina coladas." "Dead guy Charles." "My bad."

[@cjlewis79]

Many..many hours.

[@x_Kiro_Fan_x]

@@w3ghe711 it still concerns me how much

[@zeinobeid6810]

this video makes it repeat twice but still why have i had the time to watch 2 hours and 44 minutes worth of just cold opens

[@MayorOster]

What makes B99 even better is that there is literally no laugh track. What a blessing.

[@sohaib9566]

I actually like laugh tracks if there not over used

[@esthermackenzie7586]

I KNOWW!!!!!!!!!! hate me all you want but thats what makes all shows like that terrible.

[@MrsLPAmy]

Right?? I can't get through Friends because it's too many laugh tracks ☠

[@MayorOster]

@@MrsLPAmy look up Friends but the laugh tracks are edited out. It's painful to watch.

[@sebastiansantana2447]

most modern comedy shows dont use it

[@tracksremastered7796]

'Keep those hands in the air, and wave them like you just don't care' Love that line.

[@sharifhusen849]

Momotes is coaolate

[@mantasunray]

doctor: you have 5 hours and 27 minutes to live me: ok * watches this video *

[@paranoidkiwie]

Not a doctor. Shh!

[@Faris-oj6ly]

Fremulon

[@mantasunray]

@Bas Roessen exactly the time I need to say my last words

[@jdcompas]

Doctor: ... And you're cured!

[@izzyl4633]

That means you have 34 seconds to spend with your family lol 😝

[@user-tj7tu1tq8s]

If you think there's another way to spend quarantine besides watching this let me tell you, you're wrong.

[@discver6660]

Yes, the other way is to just watch the entire show over and over.

[@Itsreag]

Tight, Tight, Tight

[@Surya-zz6jo]

@@discver6660 Noice. Smort.

[@SNGamiiing]

Playing video games.

[@araisdead]

aren't you supposed to be selling meth?

[@agustinrico3304]

I didn’t realize how much Rosas voice deepened later on, Early on Stephanie sounded more like herself just more serious, than later and later she deepens the voice

[@JP-pm5hj]

6:26 I’m 99% sure that’s Andy Samberg genuinely laughing

[@mischievousmarker6616]

it is, joe lo truglio improvised the old lady thing lmao

[@danielmiller657]

you can hear him say joe

[@higuy3176]

yeah it was improvised

[@courtney9899]

It is

[@captain-insano]

Ikr you can totally hear how different it is

[@heyimbori]

its alarming how many lines i have memorized

[@raginiarora834]

I agree...I can basically say every single cold open with them most of the time which is alarming on some level but idc....I love B99😍😍🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@lisahooley6543]

I can relate!!! Every time I have a chance, I quote Brooklyn 99! It would literally be my dream to meet the actors!!!! 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😛😛😛😛😛😛😻😻😻😻😻😻😸😸😸😸😸😸 Which character do you act most like? I'm such an Amy!

[@millz5403]

My 10 year old daughter, watches this so much she won trivia. Against adults. No help.

[@vanessadb1099]

Same here

[@rebecca2339]

L BH I’m 100% a Gina I love myself way to much

[@taro6341]

6:27 that was andy’s most genuine laugh through the entire show

[@mishakapadia4439]

I read somewhere that that was actually Andy laughing at a joke that Joe made on set and they used that genuine laugh

[@taro6341]

@@mishakapadia4439 OMG really? i wouldn't be surprised. it almost looked like he broke character - but it was still great

[@mishakapadia4439]

@@taro6341 yeah, it seems like a genuine laugh

[@skymaxslippers3118]

It’s a wonderful laugh

[@sarahfernandes2459]

Does B99 sell “It’s time for Gina’s opinion” hoodies cause they should I’d buy one

[@goatscheese4968]

they do actually :). i think they’re around 35 USD/£30.

[@MW2isthebest123]

Sarah Fernandes it’s honestly a really nice sweater 😂

[@yazanrawashdeh]

Here's the link www.nbcstore.com/collections/brooklyn-nine-nine

[@bufffsanta2968]

I wish they said time for my opinion.(the ones they sell)

[@lisahooley6543]

Yep

[@ehsam8202]

SEASON 2 Under Cover 26:50 Chocolate Milk 28:43 The Jimmy Jab Games 29:50 Halloween II 31:00 The Mole 31:43 Jake and Sophia 32:49 Lockdown 33:55 USPIS 35:02 Road Trip 36:11 The Pontiac Bandit Returns 37:20 Stakeout 38:45 Beach House 40:15 Payback 41:52 The Defense Rests 42:55 Windbreaker City 43:50 The Wednesday Incident 45:05 Boyle-Lenetti Wedding 46:26 Captain Peralta 47:45 Sabotage 48:50 AC/DC 49:50 Det. Dave Majors 50:40 The Chopper 51:50 Johnny and Dora 53:00

[@oven6095]

That awkward moment when the last season isn’t on Netflix in your country yet so you get all the spoilers

[@edslushie570]

The entire show isn’t on Netflix yet in my country... I got Hulu specifically so I could watch it.

[@IndianaJonas96]

Y would u watch then

[@Arsonist69]

Use vpn and watch it from NBC:s app (/website?)!!! It's free, but it has ads. Didn't really bother me, just realised that the US has a lot of medicine commersials. +The first 7 (?) episodes have a lock on them. You have 3 times to watch a locked episode on your free account, so i just made 3 different accounts. The rest are completely free. :))

[@_angelinxa_]

You should watch it on soap2day.com and it’s free but just be cautious of the pop up adds

[@ameliagrubb1201]

If you live in UK you can watch it on channel 4

[@omkarmantri7350]

These cold opens are like the purest acting the actors could have given...

[@Fatima-mz6zu]

55:12 The transition from that scene to the next episode is the best thing ever

[@Webbster666]

“If you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like” - Captain Raymond Holt

[@erik-newman]

He who does not love someone has forgotten the face of his father.

[@TheOneWhoAsked123]

"The futility of lighting candles only to blow them out a second later is just one reason why I find children's birthdays impractical" ~ Raymond holt

[@1343-d1g]

cue to jake saying he's like a goldfish and would forget a person's face if he doesn't see them every day

[@shotaslvvr9741]

STAMP NOW

[@nomfundondiniza8094]

Best

[@dewberrystar]

"That's not an older woman, that's an old woman. That's someone's grandma! She was actually, that's how I met her... " Andy's laugh is the best thing :D

[@clockworkNate]

And that kids, is how I met your grandma lol

[@timmyandjimmy1441]

its so cute i love him sm

[@americanoice8347]

time?

[@simondezeeuw2042]

@@americanoice8347 5:30

[@Julezhaki]

I think it was Improvised by joe IMO I can kinda tell. He starts right when he says “that’s how I met her...” Andy’s laugh seems real Lmaooo

[@chuxmecha6513]

"If you like pina coladas." "Dead guy Charles." "My bad."

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

I think it’s nice Jake made Amy eggs too Despite planning on leaving her to get ahead of Heist prep early Also the thought of Holt sneaking into Jake and Amy’s bedroom, carefully taking the eggs from under the covers, eating said eggs silently in the dark, then slipping the dirty plate back under the covers, and then sitting silently in the dark waiting for them to awake up hilarious

[@Gamergirl-172]

🤣

[@curiousbiscuit8705]

The question is how did he know there were eggs there

[@derfliegendehollander5060]

​@@curiousbiscuit8705holt may have been there already when jake started making his "breakfast"

[@jenifersarver761]

Holt went full heist

[@derpytuber2096]

The cold opening for pilot misleads you into thinking the the series is an intense show about a badass cop, only for it to be an amazing comedy

[@adamgladwin8067]

Ah yes - a genius observation from truly the greatest mind on earth

[@captain0159]

@@adamgladwin8067 Ah yes - a genius observation from truly the greatest mind on earth - Adam Gladwin

[@cobutton2075]

@@captain0159 Ah yes - a genius observation from truly the greatest mind on earth - Adam Gladwin - Captain 01

[@hyde1893]

unless you also have the speech memorized 🤔 🧐

[@h.t8063]

@Brian K. Scott Ah yes- a genius observation from truly the greatest mind on earth- Adam Gladwin - Captain 01- cobutton- Brian K. Scott

[@KaritKtana]

"If Rosa had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb." - Gina Linnetti speaking truth, as usual

[@Princeton_Vishal]

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[@ruuumiiii]

THIS IS FACTS

[@silentwalker434]

@@ruuumiiii Doesn't Rosa have a sister though ?

[@KiLLJOY1056]

@@silentwalker434Twins mean you were in the womb together, brother/sister are born at separate times.

[@Walk1ng_Dead761]

Comfort show❤

[@doctorrpg6255]

Does anyone else feel like Andy Samberg acts like Jake in real life anyways so the character fit is perfect

[@anonymousanonymous1546]

Jake I just Andy Samberg as a cop

[@CocoTaveras8975]

Doctor RPG SAME with Terry! xD 😂

[@availanila]

No, he acts most like himself in that open where Boyle says he slept with a grandma

[@somebody9653]

Dorothy Lensa yeah you can tell it’s a real laugh

[@tylermerrell6457]

1:58:03 “no I’m definitely not” damn so subtle that got me

[@KaitoKuroganeCh]

"I once arrested a 96 Year Old for flashing. I was terrified he'd die in my backseat. Or... Flash me.."

[@tyrmorris8155]

The greatest line in TV history according to Google, Reddit and Urban Dictionary is "Number 5 killed my brother." BTW, catching Stephanie Beatriz breaking character by smiling should be a drinking game!

[@dustyboialex]

In the first season she was allowed to smile and her voice was more similar to her real voice

[@tyrmorris8155]

@@dustyboialex I disagree. Yes, she had to figure out a voice to match her character's personality and that took time, but her character was NEVER supposed to show emotion or smile, and that has been referred to constantly in every season. On the rare occasions when her character laughed, the other characters found it terrifying and intimidating. Generally her smiles are in reaction to another character and is not appropriate to a character who speaks in a monotone and whose expression is always deadpan.

[@laravio]

Tyr Morris Yeah but Rosas character has grown a lot over the seasons and she is not as cold as she used to be, she helped Amy give birth and held on to a pram for ages so Amy could get her dream stroller even though she had already bought Amy one for her baby shower. She also cried when Gina left. She’s still closed off but not the same character that she was in like season 2. I think it makes sense for her character to smile when someone does something stupid.

[@tyrmorris8155]

@@laravio Where I DO agree with you that Rosa Diaz has shown growth over the years in many areas, humor is not one of those areas. From early seasons where Beatriz was laughing in the scene when Jake called everyone pigs & 'quit' the Force to the scene where her smiling was attributed to cold medicine inhibiting her ability to control her facial muscles, Rosa isn't supposed to smile or laugh. Deadpan. That's it. That's why her smiles & laughter are always in long shots or when she is out of focus, otherwise it would be edited out. Ask Ms. Beatriz yourself. She's on Twitter.

[@rlphnblza]

Timestamp on the video please?

[@AimlessThread71]

I just realised that Rosa’s voice get deeper throughout the seasons

[@yodasnot-so-wellcousin445]

Yea, never realized it before but it’s really high pitch in the 1 season, especially in the first couple episodes

[@nogoodgod4915]

@@yodasnot-so-wellcousin445 That's her real voice

[@iwatchedtoomuchsaikik8949]

Same

[@nogoodgod4915]

@roisin campbell dude no, just... no. That is the actor's real voice. The voice that she does for Rosa is one that she invented.

[@anunfiItered]

exactly what ive been thinking all this time, it was so different in the earlier seasons

[@cairoraiser9338]

1:53:26 is one of my favourite things ever. From the beautiful swapover of Boyle to the SUDDEN snatch of Kevin ELEGANT transition between Jeffords and Diaz just UGH it was gorgeous.

[@Raikaze]

I wish the 5 guys were actually the backstreet boys singing it.

[@pierinfanti365]

Imagine they pulled that off rahhhh

[@shadowlord1319]

Missed opportunity

[@treedude6218]

That would have been goid

[@jelly2584]

That

[@jelly2584]

Would

[@niushaa]

5:31 and 4:41:34 are the best cold opens, and that's a fact. 5:31 was andy samberg's real laugh and he "broke character" (6:26) because they said that scene was really funny to film, which makes everything better. and 4:41:34 is just iconic, like how can you not sing with them?

[@tanerybanth]

100th LIKE

[@raginiarora834]

The best cold open is I Want It That Way and no one can argue otherwise

[@cjsxe3541]

1:58:50

[@nico._lombana]

Did you actually watched the whole thing?

[@raginiarora834]

@@nico._lombana yea...kinda obvious, I think...also..WE ARE STUCK IN QUARANTINE!!!!!!! It's not like their is a lot of stuff to occupy us....

[@xbrunnx]

6:26 you can tell this was most improv and not from the script the way Andy Samberg is laughing, great scene.

[@quasion6693]

alternate title: amy wondering why she loves jake for 5 hours 26 mins and 26 secs

[@ikefox3351]

*27

[@OvSpP]

1:36 Adrian Pimento. They had his character thought up since the pilot, they just had to figure who to play him and when to release him.

[@OldDemonTooth]

PERFECT casting. The Zukes cannot be beaten for crazy manic humor. *chef's kiss*

[@myong2206]

wait what? confused

[@Marcieishereandqueer]

The bear is Pimento

[@floydjackson4633]

@@myong2206 because pimento was undercover for 12 years and forgot who he was

[@buffysaviation]

OH MY GOODNESS I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT AND I JUST GOT PASSED THE MOB GUY WHERE HOLT AND PERALTA WERE IN FLORIDA

[@sonyalang9571]

35:46 i know scully was pranking them but he’s so wholesome in this scene 🥺

[@hyde1893]

they're always p mean to him so he deserves it

[@spicytunahh]

The thumbtack mug part killed me when I first saw it

[@thiagoramosize]

He's a very good actor. Fun fact: he's the security guy watching the Truman show in the movie

[@ajscott9528]

It was a genius prank

[@zenithpal99]

@@thiagoramosize bro u can also spot him in rush hour 2 casino scene

[@chrismiller3898]

The Hula Hooping opener is actually what got me hooked to the show for life. Raymond is one of my favorite characters of all time!

[@LobstertheGiggy]

25:59 "Because noone, will ever believe you" It was at this moment I loved Holt Edit: So I keep my like and comment notifications off but I re-enable it for a couple of days, get a reply to this and realise how many likes it got. Nice. Welp time to turn off notifications again anyway

[@ajscott9528]

Totally

[@TheEvilWalrusLord]

the... OOPSie DOOdle

[@davidlacoste]

The face he makes totally sells it for me. One of my very favorite Holt moment.

[@havemercy4345]

Unfortunately, true dat.

[@Dovahkiin914]

Same🤣

[@xXOxIdEXx]

6:26 fun fact This is the genuine laugh of Andy Samberg

[@weezerlover18]

xXOxIdEXx I could tell🥺 my mom and I both have a crush on him

[@dreamybombstudios724]

@@weezerlover18 OoOoOoo- Same tho

[@user-lz5nd8lh8b]

why does that make it 10x funnier omg

[@motch1512]

He also quietly says "Joe" to Charles which is his real name

[@DiBaozi]

Thanks for the timestamp! Was trying to find it

[@hjanjua]

"iF yOu LiKe PiÑa CoLaDuUuHhHhh"

[@hazychannelplayz9533]

dead guy Charles

[@peppermint2133]

Sorry

[@ishitalimkar]

To anyone wondering which timeline 20:52

[@ProbablyNL]

All of you are men of culture

[@Whammybars]

The fact that Holt spells out his name to Kevin when canceling the opera tickets is amazing.

[@syerrawagstaff]

Jake: “It’s a suicide mission!” Holt: "Then prepare for death!" Jake "You've lost your mind!" Holt "This is a direct order detective get in line!"

[@AbdulGhani-gc8zc]

Timestamp?

[@wikizolek4970]

@@AbdulGhani-gc8zc 2:16:05

[@AbdulGhani-gc8zc]

@@wikizolek4970 thank you so much

[@TheDelicateDesigner06]

"Hey, you startled Hitchcock and he spilled 2 full jars of spaghetti sauce on himself" "tHaNkS a LoT fElLaS"

[@0D3ATH]

Jake: The only reason I became a cop is because of Diehard Maybe me in the future: The only reason I became a cop is because of Brooklyn 99

[@Phlebas]

Cool. Please be more like Peralta and less like this guy. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iYCmaoydia53pM0

[@uwuaxolotluwu3626]

ACAB

[@0D3ATH]

some cops think they are over the law: the guy in the vid just slapped him in the face and arrested him for what!?!? approaching the victim!?!? they could have asked nicely

[@aperaltaa]

uwu axolotl uwu 1312

[@laravio]

On multiple occasions I have wanted to become a detective, then realised that it’s not all like this and it doesn’t pay that well.

[@TheHiroClaw123]

holy shoot, it's crazy to think that when I binge watched the show, those seemingly short cold opens accumulated to 5 hours

[@toddkobell162]

HiroClaw it’s only like 2 hours, it loops

[@adityarathi8803]

Its only 2 and half hours actually, it repeats at 2:43:00

[@inthecornerinablanketwitha7716]

the transition from "get a doctor!" to "the funeral's at 3 o' clock" is smoother than a cup of hot chocolate

[@jeaniebird999]

This is the greatest thing KZbin has ever recommended and the greatest thing I've ever watched, on KZbin! 5 1/2 hours never went by so quickly, and without ads, even! WOW! Thanks, KZbin! You done good, for once!

[@Devogel123]

you haven't watch the entire 5.5 hours. don't lie. it restarts at 2:43:00 and shows all the cold opens again. and i doubt you watched every thing for a second time.

[@jeaniebird999]

@@Devogel123 I did watch everything a second time! At first, I was confused, because I was also high, but when I realized it started all over, I had no problem watching it again.

[@Devogel123]

@@jeaniebird999 ooh sorry. that makes sense, classic stoner move! maybe that was part of why time went by so quickly ;)

[@jeaniebird999]

@@Devogel123 Probably!

[@raizereaper4697]

jeaniebird I’m 90% sure your lying 5 hours of your day watching this video and like ‘4 the real’ said it’s replays

[@pollyalexander9188]

3:31 Jake really loves Amy because he talks about the movie Training day when he's in jail, meaning that he watched it for her.

[@utkarshmahajan9609]

Oh yeah. It's her fav cop movie

[@tyrant-den884]

I can't believe Fargo was only her third best cop movie.

[@davido1693]

After the first cold open I fell in love with this show

[@ruthtingle7219]

I loved Doug Judy and Jake's relationship, these 2 together where hilarious

[@laloon1325]

1:10:19 I love how everyones holding a gun or ready to fight and Gina's just on her phone

[@vishwas_saproo_]

It's cause captain Holt would've already told her about pimento as she is her assistant.

[@blazarre7251]

Or she more likely just doesn’t care

[@anonymousanonymous427]

Gina doesn't give a sht lol

[@bharati857]

Wow I never noticed

[@hunterox1232]

Omg I just noticed after all of them🤣

[@hlp215]

Starting at 18:35, seeing Terry Crews beating everyone because he’s retired NFL player is all I think about

[@daphnevanderhoorn8417]

Wait he is?

[@KysonChannell]

@@daphnevanderhoorn8417 yep he played for the Rams, Chargers,and Redskins in the early to mid 90's

[@daphnevanderhoorn8417]

Kyson Channell damn that’s so interesting thanks :)

[@KysonChannell]

@@daphnevanderhoorn8417 you can thank Wikipedia for that nugget lol 😂

[@UIAL570]

NEVER occurred to me until now

[@dallassteel625]

22:33-22:42 I don’t know why, but I get a tad emotional at when Captain Holt asked Jake if he’d like to talk it over a game of catch, then called him “son.”

[@nomfundondiniza8094]

Very emotionally supportive

[@sharifhusen849]

Momotes

[@sharifhusen849]

Like is eatting momotees is a cocolate😊😢😅😮😢😂❤

[@ynesvieira5537]

2:18:05 I just love how they only talk using words starting with the letter B 😂😂

[@flygonfiasco9751]

Love the alliteration lol

[@skrrten]

i literally didnt even notice that lmfao

[@SaidSaid-si8sf]

Finally someone speaks about this!!

[@j.j.schlachtfeld9325]

These are MY favourites from each season: 24:45 Unsolvable - Season 1 (impossibly tough choice because of 5:31 The Vulture). 40:16 Beach House - Season 2 58:35 Halloween III - Season 3 1:25:22 Mr. Santiago - Season 4 (again, very very closely followed by 1:27:38 The Overmining) 1:58:49 DFW (Is that even questionable?) - Season 5 (shout out to 1:55:40 The Box for being my all-time favourite episode) 2:27:30 Sicko - Season 6 2:39:59 Admiral Peralta - Season 7

[@milocxffee5252]

J.J. Schlachtfeld wow! We must be twins I love them all too!

[@maxsmiter2983]

J.J. Schlachtfeld the box is my fav too

[@maxsmiter2983]

Triplets!!

[@SilksongOutTomorrow]

The 2 best episodes, The box, and DFW for the cold open. There’s a lot more episodes that I am forgetting, but those are the two I can name.

[@nightmarekiller3699]

J.J. Schlachtfeld oh person please 6:35 best one yet for season 1 cause it has the star of a running joke in it "the name of your sex tape"

[@karishmajhamvar9101]

"His parents did not give him enough attention" Little did she know they were her future in laws

[@Shawshuu]

I want a spin off series with young hitchcock and scully

[@derpichu9485]

I want a spin-off show of gina‘s new job/life

[@rudykartasasmita438]

i want both

[@cooldolphin8206]

I want it that way

[@izzysolis9683]

i want a spin off show with just rosa

[@chronosverse4797]

Don't we all :)

[@bentimmer295]

The "Boom! Had it both ways! No regrets!" line from Captain Holt was my favorite thing

[@lastgirl7071]

1:41:06 “2017 strikes again-” Me smiling hysterically having just come out of 2020

[@YT_timekiller001]

And then 2021, and 2022 is off to a crappy start as well...

[@yxngmxt]

‘Sometimes I can’t even finish all the grape ‘😂 lol

[@p.z.arnott2329]

"Sometimes, I can't even finish " name of your sex tape

[@ica6239]

does anyone else wish you have a friend group like they do in the nine-nine?

[@sienna8081]

Omg me and my friends were watching this stream and talked about it after u would be the jake or amy in the group I'm immature and apparently funny but surprisingly organized lol

[@collineagen7524]

My friend group is kinda like them, and we all do theatre and doing an episode from this series would be so fun.

[@phertzx5268]

I acc have a friend group like b99

[@acetrigger1337]

i would be my Group's Rosa, but some people say i'm too serious... so i am both the Goof Ball and Rosa now. :P

[@effytraveler6155]

I'm Amy with being on time for work. I have the humor of Gina. My room is like Jake's desk.

[@beer.beef.barotta]

59:47 Holt: He's Elvis Boyle: YES!!! Holt: Elvis Stoicko, the Canadian Figure Skater... Boyle: NOOO!!! * *does a spin* * 😂

[@GG-uj5ru]

That's hilarious

[@tundraart2693]

I just realized how Santiago actually liked the first cold open until Peralta took it to far.

[@centrala8062]

Selahsminion yessss as soon as he mentioned the touch of a woman in many moons 😂😂😎

[@marisaquigley4790]

too**

[@OldDemonTooth]

@@centrala8062 Exactly. *chef's kiss*

[@shifatazmain4445]

The first cold open was Amy being annoyed with Jake and the last cold open so far was Amy being pregnant with Jake’s son

[@quork565]

Well I suppose so, but 1:57 gives us the first hint of Peraltiago

[@shifatazmain4445]

@@sophiewhitaker7559 it is basically the opening of a show before the theme song plays

[@sofig1237]

She was very clearly smiling at his joke on the first cold open. She's always liked him, she was just in denial

[@bufffsanta2968]

@@sofig1237 I guess she's not as good at being in denial as terry

[@LilyKing03]

@@bufffsanta2968 "I'm in denial :D"

[@CashCurran]

36:31-36:36 Holts reaction to Jake spitting in his trash can is absolutely priceless 😂😂

[@angles4307]

Yesss 😂😂😂

[@fatimahrehan4468]

Jake didn't Vaughn did

[@DeliriousSquid]

And im Twink Tucker. I got a job at the docks to support my drug habit but i kept it because i luhv da seagulls

[@beansman4543]

I never noticed that at 1:22:38 Hitchcock and Skully dont do anything but stand completely still like a wall and it works

[@TheScribe1.0]

22:52 “What are you talking about, buddy?” The delivery on that line was spot on. Lol

[@s.s.cart.2933]

I love how most or all of the background officers either just accept the dumb stuff they do or get annoyed-

[@iamkitty1192]

8:11 the birth of an infinitely iconic phrase

[@Rene-mb3jk]

I've been binge watching B99 ever since I got to know about it in May. Seeing it come to an end really breaks me, would have hoped for a season 9 instead to have the perfect goodbye at the 9th episode. Thanks for all the emotional rides! Love from Malaysia.

[@Surya-zz6jo]

2:28:37 "Now I know why you refer to this as the suicide squad Peralta, because I already want to kill myself" That's the best line of the series right there😂

[@cianoconnell987]

Scully saying WHAT UP DAWWWGS is better

[@nesribak]

you watched all the way till there? thats pure determination

[@Surya-zz6jo]

@@nesribak Ngl It's kinda addictive

[@nesribak]

@@Surya-zz6jo true that

[@davidhurtado2725]

BONE! THE FULL BULLPEN!

[@kingroosta]

The very first scene shows that Peralta is actually a super good detective, just also really goofy. What a great way to establish his character in less than 5 minutes.

[@jimmymatthews3652]

5th cold open isn’t even acting it’s just Andy being genuinely amused

[@tanerybanth]

100TH LIKEEEE!!!!!

[@availanila]

@@tanerybanth booo

[@tanerybanth]

@@availanila Ah you scared me

[@tanerybanth]

NINE NINEEEE

[@vishalinikrishnan6878]

Lost it @ 1:09:30.....The most intelligent detectives in Brooklyn and their first instinct to cover up their crime is "EAT THE NOTE." 😂🤣😂🤣

[@lolboy-ln6qn]

The fact that Jake manages to throw his phone in the toilet with his eyes closed is a statement. Thanks for the likes 👍👍👍

[@ezekiellumbantoruan6760]

KOBE

[@Noum247]

Ok, you HAVE to put the time where it happens 😂😂

[@lolboy-ln6qn]

@@Noum247 2:12 here u go

[@quackthulu9575]

@@ezekiellumbantoruan6760 R.I.P.

[@joodii99]

They cut to it meaning he didn’t actually do it

[@febefox5930]

2:02:26 Kills me every time. Just his stunned face. He doesn’t even look at the phone lmao just click

[@davididiart5934]

1:45 Holy crap. We actually got to see Pimento's undercover work, and we didn't even know it.

[@TheDelfinlady]

But...that's not Pimento?

[@davididiart5934]

@@TheDelfinlady The joke > > > > > > > > Your head.

[@greatestgoalie25]

For those wondering it is looped twice and actually ends EXACTLY (which is pretty awesome attention to detail) at 2:43:00.

[@micab7660]

Which added together is 9, so with the loop its 99.

[@predatorman2]

"hey chuck, it's pimento". "Like yeast". Mad max: Boyles food truck. favourite three cold opens

[@zeusrulez]

How could you not include I want it that way???

[@predatorman2]

@@zeusrulez that's fourth 😊

[@titilianavukaro6805]

The chemistry btwn Jake and Amy was there from the 1st cold open

[@johndoe4073]

3:12:58 - The attention to detail for these characters is excellent! Boyle with the Chemex brew method in the background. That is a very fancy way of making coffee.

[@mimikyulover3411]

The openings are one of this show's strongest points, showcasing perfectly their great comedic timing.

[@zainabouaid9498]

The I want it that way cold open has her own fan base

[@semmutalindwa4615]

Peralta’s “Let me take a picture of you I wanna show this colour to the guy that stains my deck” joke, is the funniest joke in the entire show it kills me every time. Absolutely unreal.

[@semmutalindwa4615]

Purva P the colour of his face is the colour that he wants his decked to be stained because his face is very tanned.

[@stephaniep.4035]

18:53 It was at this point that I realized that the actor is the same guy who voiced Remy in Ratatouille

[@localsatanist]

this is cursed knowledge

[@spicytunahh]

I closed my eyes during this and all I could see is the little rat lmao

[@thebakeosaurusrex8361]

I am seeing max from the secret life of pets

[@annikasaucedo2390]

yes, patton oswalt ! i love that guy

[@random-potato9803]

Inconceivable

[@stuff1878]

1:48:00 Scully's natural reaction to seeing something fall out of the sky is to catch it in his mouth and chew it to determine what it is. Not even surprised.

[@danielschweig5475]

"if I don't make it tell Gina I love her" 1:23:40 😂

[@quentinkozma]

26:03 - "Because no-one will ever believe you..."

[@8onmars]

Holts applause when Jake comes in for his bachelor party is so small but so good lmao 2:00:54

[@cielcheng8767]

Captain Holt, R.I.P😭😭❤️

[@seankane5768]

If it isn’t JOKE peralta hahahahha That’s it ur under arrest😂😂

[@burper-oe6tm]

Bruh the fact that they went from dozeman having a heart attack to the next episode which was about his funeral was perfect