Near Death Experiences - Best of SleepyCast

Stamper used to street race Fast & The Furious style and got in a couple of accidents. Mick jumps onto subway tracks before subway gets there.
Audio is from SleepyCast Episode 20:
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[@noahtimesdos]

stamper's story begins with "yeah man i was reckless and i was racing one time" cory's story begins with "yeah idk man i was fucking eating burger" i love sleepycast

[@OneHellOfASandwich]

every time chris talks about a story with zach he always recounts it wildly inaccurately

[@floodvoid]

zach could get a paper cut and chris would kick off the story with “do you remember the time you nearly cut open an artery”

[@GhostGhosterson]

@@floodvoid "zach do you remember that one time you sliced open your finger webbing and almost bled out?"

[@elfinstuff8934]

lol except for when Chris said that he saved Zach's life from a speeding train, Zach denied it on the podcast but later confirmed it

[@PeteyPirhanna]

​@@elfinstuff8934what video was that from?

[@iannordin5250]

The fact that people were willing to help him up from the tracks while also completely aware of how stupid he was being warms my heart

[@devilhunterradio8395]

Some people are still kind, even to fucking morons.

[@dntydntydnty]

Your fucking name is Joe Schmoe

[@dntydntydnty]

Your name is fucking godly

[@deltaloraine]

ikr. Just because people do stupid shit, doesn't mean they deserve to die.

[@purshottamadevadhikar5035]

If he had died it would have delayed the train.

[@Mr.Hatman]

8:48 I love Zach's reaction everytime Chris recounts shit

[@joelanderson4899]

chris actually did pull him out of the way and he's embarrassed about it. it's so cute

[@jorge_cloonez4984]

ooga chaka lagga chaka nypd

[@zbombzbyhislonesome]

jorge_cloonez I agree

[@ajrajr132]

Very topical 2 years later

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@ajrajr132 in what way?

[@thepuppethead1188]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 well you know,all those cops chanting "ooga chaka lagga chaka" all the time now. It makes perfect sense.

[@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554]

I knew stamper was dumb and cool as fuck as a teenager. He is just so damn empathic and understanding of people and their imperfections

[@waffleless]

I love Stamper.

[@SolidZach]

I love you😳

[@akeadewale1054]

I ran over my neighbour’s cat in 2007

[@willkp50]

@@akeadewale1054 I ran over my neighbour’s son in 2007

[@herbienbrian2]

Holy shit, Stamper has a secret Racer X past.

[@Amero2323]

Hes fuckin lying. Think about it

[@c_m00]

@@Amero2323 no hes not

[@swf_buccellati2098]

@@Amero2323 and what makes you say that?

[@Amero2323]

@@swf_buccellati2098 when he was describing how many people would be involved in the races, and then everyone would split in half after cops got involved. It sounded like something out of a bad car movie, like "The Fast and the Furious." It didn't sound like something that happened irl.

[@swf_buccellati2098]

@@Amero2323 yeah that makes sense as it does kind of sound unrealistic but I’d still believe it since Stamper said he’s gotten arrested before. Might’ve been someone else who said that, don’t remember well

[@anaguardado6548]

8:38 thats a perfect impersonation

[@RedBaronFilms1918]

These uploads fill the void whilst we all wait for the gang's opportune time to finish off the remaining 5 episodes. Thank you!

[@sebastiangrundler7640]

RedBaronFilms1918 When sleepycabin ends i'll have lost another reason for living

[@buddygang9834]

ill have lost my only reason

[@sebastiangrundler7640]

Giggle Boy fuckin' autocorrect

[@RedBaronFilms1918]

redbandbas If anything else, the episodes will still be up, where we can all enjoy the memories for as long as possible. :D

[@sebastiangrundler7640]

RedBaronFilms1918 thats what im always telling myself and my friends cause we all fear the day the sleepycast will come to an end. but still, i could watch every episode 10 times and id still love the show

[@teclinsoro4523]

i had a near death experience the moment i was born and i feel like that really just summed up what the rest of my life would be like

[@nicebike5039]

same. literally came into this world swallowing shit.

[@cracklasco]

My family brings it up every year. I almost died at 3 years old(i remember this too), i was gonna put my fingers in an outlet, my mom, sister, and brother were telling me not to, I say no and put them in, see a little spark and thats all i remember. My brother said i went stiff and he grabbed me immediately after, getting shocked too, we both fell on the ground and they said my mouth turned blue and I was gasping for air. Dont know why the hell they wouldnt have grabbed me sooner.

[@salvadorcardenas9317]

I mean your brother tried and was zapped lol, they were prolly waiting until it was safe to save you man

[@cracklasco]

@@salvadorcardenas9317 They should've grabbed me BEFORE I shocked myself.

[@idfrigginkman]

@@cracklasco You sound like you still hold this as a grudge, is this the case?

[@happyveliz]

@@cracklasco they were telling you not to and probably didn't think you were stupid enough to not listen

[@cracklasco]

@@idfrigginkman no Its fun to bring up to new people lol. Thoigh my mom shouldve grabbed me, my stupid toddler ass was at fault anyways for wanting to do it

[@Jvegas2281]

There was only one time my car spun out. I was driving to work, it had snowed the night before, and they hadn't plowed the roads yet. I was going at about 25-30 mph, and I cam up to a red light. I started braking, and my car did a full 360° spin. I didn't hit anyone else, and I stopped RIGHT in front of the white line. I just sat there in total silence. Got to work right on time.

[@RAY296]

Damn I forgot how big a part of my life sleepycabin was. I miss 2011-2015 so damn bad now

[@luckiistarr7398]

Me too buddy

[@srvfan42]

Stamper lived through a recurring nightmare I keep having.

[@baman7041]

Stamper and I lived the same teenhood, except I made it out with all my hair thank fuck

[@PlayNiceFolks]

You lost dude, hair is the Picard of a Sharp Shatter....mm

[@marbardan]

I hear Zach's faint, deep breathing thoughout this.

[@hellxbabie764]

Waiting for those last episodes. I'm so lucky to have found this podcast.

[@alexcrawford125]

Stamper's story is fucking wild.

[@bigmeknurgle]

My cousin had to have the back of his skull glued together after getting a claw hammer stuck in it. He was smashing up bits of rubber tarmac. It was my idea. My little brother and big sister both broke their ankles jumping out of an upstairs window. They were meant to land on the porch and slide down it. It was my idea. A friend at school dislocated his collarbone attempting to skip through a childs hula-hoop. It was my idea. No broken bones or near-death experiences personally, but I've goaded plenty of people into inadvertently hurting themselves. I am an agent of Darwinism. _"Nah, I don't want to do that, seems kinda dangerous. You should totally try it though, I'll bet it's really fun!"_

[@kveitearbi3668]

08:48 WHAT?

[@cracklasco]

Love Zack's response lmao

[@_poopis_8945]

I'm lonely

[@jude6291]

Aren't we all?

[@mikefortier7081]

Mr Jimbo haha you’re gay

[@TheSkeletonVA]

You’re going to the shadow realm Jimbo

[@thasdavin8134]

Hello friend! Hope all is well :)

[@wind2536]

@@thasdavin8134 it's not

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

One time i climbed up a South American pyramid when i was like 3 while my mom flipped her shit 50ft below.

[@zebraman7703]

William See and then you fell down and it turned out the pyramid was a inflatable and some guy in a orange jumpsuit stole the original

[@ohmyglob7222]

zebra man the sad part is i got that reference

[@jayuu8380]

I got in a mountian bike accident and had internal bleeding in my organs

[@davidcage2646]

Radical, you good?

[@bimblor6866]

L

[@vilethedog]

Ik it's not the first time someone's told a story about driving drunk on this podcast but Corey just casually drops his friend driving drunk and treats it like no big deal

[@makaylabachmeier-evans8043]

the Carl's jr. closest to me just closed down

[@jamesbrock3584]

:(

[@emilyjones212]

my pizza hut and ihop shut down because of the pandemic. the pizza hut really makes me sad because that was the one my mother would always take me too as a child or for when we just wanted to have a nice night out and its just gone.

[@robbmitchell7846]

Didn’t even get the beer....

[@stutzinator8813]

I laugh, so if at least one person survives they'll remember me. Laughing in the face of big bad death.

[@JJK10293]

I almost died 12/2 this year (two days ago as of writing this) I was helping bring my mother's bed frame to the basement from the second floor, my brother brought all the weight up on his end, I didn't expect it and I lost hold of the end, the foot fell 2 inches from my head and I got it out of the way by a HAIR. terrifying as fuck.

[@cherryblossom1460]

No almost death experience but I'm a jinx for my friend, everytime I'm in his car now after we got pulled over the cops are always around or behind us.

[@IAmTheBigBoy]

are u black

[@shrimpy420]

Oogachaka logachaka nypd

[@arcticcockatiel3783]

so is the parking brake and the e brake the same thing cause I have been told countless times to never use the parking brake when stoping hard especially when there is weather on the road cause cause your wheels lock up and you skid instead of letting the abs do it's thing when you stomp on the brake

[@possiblycrazy442]

Yes. The parking brake / emergency brake / hand brake is just a simple backup brake that does not have an anti-lock system built into it. By design, it's not so much for slowing the car down as it is just to clamp a couple wheels and keep them from rolling while you're parked. That's why they lock in the engaged position and need to be disengaged with the brake release. (a button or a pull-tab/lever) If you ever have to rely on that brake to stop the car (due to main brake failure), if you can keep the brake release engaged then you can operate the e-brake in short bursts, or "feather it." This way the wheels can keep turning and you can better maintain control. Remember: if your wheels aren't rolling then your car can't change direction.

[@Dover939]

If both methods fail you can use my technique of shoving your foot out the door and skidding it across the ground until you stop.

[@connor48880]

5:23 That was Evan Lewis! He was a lottery winner that lived in a shitty apartment for some reason.

[@ohmyglob7222]

Konnor Klucznik because if you buy a mansion all your money will go to waste on rent

[@connor48880]

Yeah lol

[@connor48880]

Though he spent a lot on a stupid car and other things

[@jamesbrock3584]

4:32 what movie is he talking about

[@emilyjones212]

this didnt happen to me but it happened to my dad. my dad was coming home one night from work and it was a snowy night not anything heavy but enough to make it hard to see and slick enough that if your not careful you could spin out. so any ways he is driving home cant see that well trying hard not focus and not crash and suddenly from what he told my mother a horse fucking walked on to the road he didn't have enough time to avoid it and he hit it head on shattering the fuck out of the window and denting the shit out of the front and top of the car and causing him to spin out a bit because of the snow on the road. now thankfully the horse didn't go through the window the way he hit it the horse it just rolled over the car pretty much which is why i said the roof was dented as well but some how my dad did not get a scratch or even a concussion from any of that all the damage was to the car. and here is another fun thing id like to point out i am not religious any more but i remember my mother said something did not feel right to her but she couldn't quite pin point way she was feeling this way so she just said a prayer asked god to protect are family and then this shit happened. like i said i am not religious but i cant help but feel something or someone was protecting my father that night because one thing not happening the way it did and my dad wouldn't be here right now. so yup thats my dads near death story i got one for myself but its pretty fucking lame compared to this.

[@leman337]

i was walking and i saw a tree on the road the end

[@jackdiligent9787]

🖇

[@privateuser7]

Did you land spherically

[@calebangell77]

Testcommsnt

[@RallyLancer95]

I wonder what Stamper drove?

[@optyprompty1032]

Flintstones car.

[@ytchip21]

Fiat

[@LoganUsesYouTube]

hope it wasn't a tuner

[@lanciastratos2625]

Miata

[@2HandHangerDunksOnly]

abviously an RX-7

[@Amero2323]

100 people? Driving off a bridge bc of "frustration and rain?" 30 minutes of silence? I call bullshit on the entire thing

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

sorry you're so distrustful.

[@Amero2323]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 that's ok you're not totally to blame

[@chrisb9179]

Overground trains in london arent open around 3am in the morning. Nick is bullshittinn. 😂

[@bigmeknurgle]

2 years late, but - passenger trains aren't, but freight trains use the same lines during those hours.

[@chrisb9179]

@@bigmeknurgle He says there were a bunch of people on the platform at 3am. They all waiting for a freight train? 🤣