Neel Kolhatkar | HALF HOUR HAPPY ENDING | Full Special

[@f0rm0r]

this was a great standup but full credit to the boys you know

[@workout9594]

Formor Immington the boys the boys you know

[@sydneytrainsareshit]

Immigrants we get the job done

[@drmg735]

eeeh bloody earth mate

[@effie5292]

this is late but mY nAmE iS aLeXaNdEr hAmiLtOn

[@Alonzi.]

@@effie5292 ANd There’s a million things I Haven’t done!

[@malarkian]

Daniel Radcliffe in the crowd, front and center

[@mutasimshaikh9967]

it's not him, jawline too angular. but yah looks like him.

[@abby2233]

Haha that would be funny

[@jennysaunders1609]

2014 hits

[@JoshFingerhut]

Neel is so funny my Windows 7 started working again.

[@JD-vs3do]

Neel, you are truly great for what you do mate. It’s easy to crack a joke or 2 but for you doing it for 30mins without any cold-moments. Means 99% of the time is enjoyable, that’s another level shot man. I am glad we have a guy like you in our country. I would pay for your show , period.

[@jacobtowner-cohen3127]

7:03 even to a white yr 12 student who cared about his grades, 2 hours of study a day was a holiday

[@stellavelcheva313]

I "discovered" this guy recently, watched his videos from most recent back and this only happened because I could see THE TALENT! Keep going Neel!

[@lukemendes4257]

Yes man I've been waiting for a new clip!

[@rachelyy]

One of your best sets seriously omg

[@jay4612]

Woaaaah! I was just watching your old videos wondering when you'd put out a new clip

[@sanjibandey1285]

Small world my man

[@jay4612]

@@sanjibandey1285 small world indeed ❤

[@rikiishitoru8885]

Stopped watching your vids To watch this one

[@jonathanmarkos5526]

Ayy slipknot profile pic

[@tjdoss]

Good comic. Deserves more fans and shows.

[@fragoncrack4889]

Harry Potter seems to enjoy his Show in the first line

[@dbsrlqh2001]

This comic so young clearly is underrated the Jews have him under their feet cause they know this guy could take it to the next level what a shame..

[@bravo803]

I am getting 2nd hand confidence from this lad.

[@ghostofwilkiecollins358]

The "Dad, if you love me you'll touch me" joke was done on South Park. Albeit, Neel looks like he may not have been out of diapers when that episode ran.

[@D-Rizzle653]

Hahaha YES!

[@neestovekin8251]

Like, this is gold! Fresh topics, fresh takes, great segues between bits. And you've managed to craft 3 whole shows on this level? That's mind-blowing. Hope you carve out some more shows with your talent and dedication. Idk if you listen to Myq Kaplan, Shayne Smith, Akaash Singh or Shane Mauss, but they demonstrate how we can keep taking the weirdness further and further and there's always more territory to explore there! :)

[@uvsa2833]

Wasn't Ed Sheeran seriously alcoholic or something?

[@SkyFullOfLighters542]

his music is dark af

[@喜陽虚_0x912]

And he was really accused of raping a cat if i remember correctly

[@bupekamfwa]

addicted to crack and meth and he was also homeless, how much he doesn't talk about his past is very telling. It's all vague even how he met Jamie Foxx and what he was doing at a radio station and how he ended up in a mansion sleeping on the couch of a A list celeb. So many black holes. Combine that with the fact he lived with Big Narstie who was about the grime lifestyle and around the gangstas maybe not participating though but around it.

[@Basketballerphx]

@@davewiegmann5812 ok jewboy

[@michelsand5399]

I am learning so many amazing things right now.

[@kiratohope371]

To be a great comic you have to be depressed

[@alicebutterfield1493]

Been waiting for another show yesssss

[@owenb7911]

that rollie tobacco material definitely needs to be viral

[@voidpope]

as a Bangladeshi kid and a high schooler i agree 2 hours of study a day is a holiday we don't get even on the weekends

[@eionhd2715]

kinda happy kinda sad he didnt upload the other like 40 mins or so that was a good show

[@krypton1142]

Eion HD read the title, FULL SHOW the rest is probably other comedians and I'm only here for Neel

[@eionhd2715]

@@krypton1142 trust me there was more neel having said that the other comedian was really funny to shame I cant remember his name now

[@armwrestlingfan6804]

Do you drink desi daru before doing this?

[@nathanielgirma8265]

Dude, this is amazing.

[@SeasideBliss]

Daniel Radcliffe in the front row?

[@shipmcgee452]

Keep at it. This is good stuff.

[@LouisArnold_]

such a good special!

[@sarahmarko8181]

great presence true inspiration as a fellow comic :)

[@amyamesburg4657]

NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY EVER

[@shauntozer8005]

great show

[@weebrahim]

Ty, I need this

[@abhikdoesthings]

Welcome back man....

[@sedhain_pankaj]

Love you charles d

[@jaineebhalodi2998]

loved the part selective schools best one being PRESIDENT !! Indian parenting it does work helped getting myself working in medical and health care career now it feels worth it mate :) loved your work Neel

[@JenniferLKersten]

Great job Man!!!

[@FireKiller258MinecraftandMore]

haha this is the best shit

[@SmarterImpact]

Cheers, a good watch :)

[@ewanlockhart3943]

My mate’s selective school is NOTHING like that. They had to introduce security guards...

[@adhardino9781]

Exceptional. Hilarious.

[@AdityaPrasad007]

Wow Neel you have to come perform in India somewhere. How about Bangalore

[@user-ux4pt4rd4v]

Category film and animation

[@pankooke7913]

The country’s high schools shit form 5 years ago was funny as hell

[@kodystott6061]

I was rolling a cig as he did the skit 😂

[@Venom69696]

is it really cheap ?

[@benlayhe566]

Could you put it on Spotify

[@kevingeorge9152]

Finally!!!🔥

[@AndradaBalteanu]

Gorgeous hair 😻

[@shumailahmad6145]

Amazing as always!

[@selektor2567]

29:41 omg im dead

[@deezball6422]

3:19 he hit em with the after laugh a comedy sin at the highest level

[@rajasnagpurkar]

Why is this a comedy sin? Just curious, it Break the deadpan character?

[@Fitkari-h6y]

You Rock Man!!

[@kegynesaunders7828]

Still wrong about that gap though - Although the humour was great.

[@guitarfpv]

Idiot, fuck off somewhere else and see how they live. I hate you!

[@123fourfive5]

@@guitarfpv Lol? That time of the month already?

[@workout9594]

1 2 3 Four Five Nah feminists just shit blood all day every day it seems

[@Merlinjpc]

You'd be naive to think that his equation about sex was just a joke. Its fucking legit

[@Jonathan_McConnell]

A wise man once said this “the gender wage gap is a multi faceted problem” If companies could higher women at a lower rate women would occupy the majority of jobs.

[@rhpesoj]

His Rugby League bit sounds alot like Key & Peele's - Post Game Interview with Ozamataz Buckshank.

[@akirathearchibald7958]

yes

[@halerco1040]

5.37 i was about to comment saying how handsome this man was

[@Vxneji]

peak neel

[@VaRag98]

Is tht shirt part of his costume like superheroes?

[@beatwizerd1976]

Hahaha I was rolling a joint and licking it right when he was making fun of smokers @ 5:40, couldn't have been better!!! 😜

[@ryanwhite6276]

Wait there's so many jokes that were in his old videos, I honestly don't know if this is what comedians do orrrr

[@ryanwhite6276]

@@neelk oh sweet as, good stuff.

[@Gunner6000WarZ]

This is so good. Lol

[@mochiattoart514]

Huh. Interesting.

[@mathjcb]

Exactly 30 minutes long

[@ShockZ-wz7pb]

Upload more stand up shows please

[@DeathsMother]

income gap is a myth bruh

[@Venom69696]

Oof.

[@udntknw001]

2:46 was probably the main thing he thought up to want to say but needed a story for it.

[@85square]

Why is harry potter in the front row?

[@parikshitrao4208]

you people can get into schools without giving entrance tests????

[@ericschuster2680]

5:26

[@MrALenCar321]

He forgot Jim Carey.

[@averylee6981]

And the real problem with the income gap is women choosing lower paying jobs while men are more likely to choose risky jobs, for example my Aunty works in the mines. In her crew there are 30 men and 5 women. And women stop pursuing their career to have children, taking time off work, therefore don't make it to higher positions. Sorry for taking everything literal but if he’s going to bring it up and explain it at least explain it properly?

[@Paul-yj4ml]

We understand. But it's a comedy show. And those were his jokes.

[@lucasnestler6933]

Additionally women get pregnant while men usually don't, meaning that women can take up to 6 months off every 12 months, while men can not. This is usually part of the calculations as well and represented in a 1% difference. If that difference isn't there, they either really want you to be part of their team (and therefore actually pay you more without it appearing on the check) or have had bad experience with all those lawsuits.

[@averylee6981]

Luke ClashProject I added that. I said women leave the workforce to have children.

[@lucasnestler6933]

@@averylee6981 I see. To me it seemed like this was a minor point used to create a stronger argument, while my comment was there to underline the importance of this one statement. Nice to know we're in an agreement.

[@averylee6981]

Luke ClashProject Sorry lol, thought I made a pretty strong arguement for that one but rereading it I kinda get where you're coming from. The wage gap lie is something that really pisses me off lol, I hate when other women use it to play the victim.

[@suhanrahaman4342]

Why is the background weirding out

[@memorymedia6188]

Yes Neel is funny, but the audience is way too young and that inhibits his material.

[@devmahura5489]

7:12 Damn right!

[@Tudorgeable]

I hope you're one of the comedians/artists who makes it this big and angers hollywood shills (pointed out at the end of this kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIqshppjr7OgqNU ). good luck to whatever edgy humor you go with, you never dissapointed!

[@shaiaheyes2c41]

The27Club

[@ns7083]

If you gonna smoke at least keep a couple of Bangladeshi workers employed 🤣🤣

[@eonthernal849]

5mins in starts talking shit about smokers and people who roll them, as someone who smokes rollies...... he won 😐

[@_SulfuricAcid]

1:18 me being a good artist:👁️👄👁️ well-

[@rajkishore95]

This is an old one.

[@JesusFriedChrist]

Fuckin eh bud

[@ALLMAPEOPLE]

If I was a white chick I'd be all up in that hot rogan josh

[@El_Deus.]

First here 😂😂

[@spacegamer47]

when he said "putin, yes" it did not age not well

[@averylee6981]

I’ve seen a few of these jokes made a year or more ago by other comedians. I don’t know if he ripped them off or just had similar thinking, but I find it odd. I’ve always loved Neel’s comedy but this isn’t as great as his last 2 shows.

[@westernpatriot2500]

This was filmed like 2 years ago dude

[@MrALenCar321]

It's common among comedians. Sometimes they repeat the same thing over and over.

[@No-cd6rb]

@@westernpatriot2500 "filmed September 2018"

[@methylatedlysine]

Felicity Ward is great lmao

[@elijahjacob8551]

Be a conservative

[@psycholonya]

Elijah Jacob Cool

[@Ridnarhtim]

The fuck is a "head job" I mean, I can guess from context, but still...

[@tharunthiruseelan4252]

Lol the average sized white women joke was funny. And I think will trigger the right people.

[@asterope1604]

you spoil your fans too much

[@charminarchaupal]

that feminist looks like dora cakes

[@GabelhelmSogarbraten]

dont worry if u could start the car not knowing u need to press the clutch that girl parked her car in neutral which means she doesnt know all to much about manuals and probably doesnt care all to much if u cant drive it

[@Venom69696]

wtf are you on ?

[@darkrayaccel]

lol

[@amyamesburg4657]

He needs to work on his timing and tone of voice with his jokes otherwise its awkward and just comes off like hes an amateur

[@jay4612]

Idk man actually makes him funnier for me

[@amyamesburg4657]

It just feels like he’s waiting for them to laugh and his jokes have no flow they jump around too much. Its like “school. Now you laugh. Ok they laughed. Dick. Now you laugh. Why arent you laughing? Okay one person laughed. Back to school.”

[@amyamesburg4657]

Its like hes waiting for them to laugh and his jokes are so choppy and random they have no flow at all to me

[@sanjibandey1285]

@@jay4612 tru that

[@peachy6009]

@@amyamesburg4657 May be not your type of humour

[@bubugosk]

So how many people in the crowd raised their hand to say they were a feminist? Should be everyone already right? It does mean equality for all genders... Since we are still so unbalanced in society is it actually correct, and ethical to be slightly anti men until we are much closer to a balance?

[@lucasnestler6933]

Feminism != Equality != Equity Feminism tries promoting female rights. Equality tries giving everyone equal treatment. Equity makes sure that those people who need more help get more help.

[@olliefoxx7165]

No bro, unless that's sarcasm. Feminism is cancer of the mind.

[@annak1712]

The first 'joke' was just uncomfortable.

[@gustamer4868]

Shut up.

[@whith5184]

I don't find this funny

[@Basketballerphx]

ok

[@Venom69696]

fair enough

[@catastrophist7114]

This is terrible comedy.. come on can do better mate

[@blazerglazer2691]

it seems the public doesn't think that way

[@djredx6906]

not da funny