Neil Breen Movie Pass Thru Is So Bad It Orders Steak Well Done - Worst Movie Ever

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Space Ice

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@SpaceIce
@SpaceIce Жыл бұрын
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@luisuacmarine5991
@luisuacmarine5991 Жыл бұрын
do a video on hard boiled or other chow yun-fat films
@QIKUGAMES-QIKU
@QIKUGAMES-QIKU Жыл бұрын
Excellent 😂 Niel Breen movies so fkd up they're gold 😅
@teejjames3173
@teejjames3173 Жыл бұрын
Bro u are Awesome 😂😂
@vrykyl6464
@vrykyl6464 Жыл бұрын
A video from you always makes my day. Keep them coming 😃. U should do the Uwe Boll movie "Postal". It's a ... eeuuhm... "Masterpiece" 😉 .
@derlich09
@derlich09 Жыл бұрын
RLM didn't review the grand insanity of this monster thoroughly enough.🤣
@vasvas8914
@vasvas8914 Жыл бұрын
I want Seagal and Breen to collab on the least self-aware movie ever
@TheArtgorithm
@TheArtgorithm Жыл бұрын
The main problem would be who is the protagonist for the movie. Their egos can't stomach the idea of them playing a supporting role. If their name is in the project, it's gotta be done their way the whole time and everyone else follows them. At least Breen can pretend he gives a shit even if his movie character is being "hurt" in the film.
@juicyfruit6311
@juicyfruit6311 Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal's overdubbing by NNN productions.
@jennyanydots2389
@jennyanydots2389 Жыл бұрын
If they did a gay porn together it would set records of all kinds.
@darksideofthemoon488
@darksideofthemoon488 Жыл бұрын
Could it be directed by Uwe Boll?
@TheArtgorithm
@TheArtgorithm Жыл бұрын
@@darksideofthemoon488 Sure but again, who is the main character? Neil Breen or Steven Seagal? Lol that's the dilemma if they're both in the movie.
@SeanRI
@SeanRI Жыл бұрын
Dana is the first person I've ever seen who is actually capable of giving 110% effort. She is acting at maximum capacity.
@whom382
@whom382 Жыл бұрын
I think Dana should be in every movie. She's awesome.
@ollieox9181
@ollieox9181 Жыл бұрын
That lady's acting is like my singing: I have absolutely no talent but lots and lots of enthusiasm - which, somehow, makes it all much worse.
@freeedward8
@freeedward8 Жыл бұрын
Oh sure, but isn't 110% "over the top" ridiculous "acting"?
@pokehybridtrainer
@pokehybridtrainer Жыл бұрын
Rather over-acting than under-acting.
@mar10ssj1
@mar10ssj1 Жыл бұрын
That is SOOO Dana.
@tbird-c2q
@tbird-c2q Жыл бұрын
I swear with every "Worst Movie Ever" review Space Ice grows more and more disenchanted with reality
@ahriman935
@ahriman935 Жыл бұрын
Well duh. One does not sit through all those terrible movies (let alone this many) without at least *some* damage to psyche. It's honestly surprising that Space Ice hasn't become completely unhinged yet. Or maybe he has and we just can't see it with the likes of Steven Segull and Neil Breen in the background.
@theitchyspot
@theitchyspot Жыл бұрын
@@ahriman935 so true! god bless this man for being willing to suffer for the greater good and us all. *saluting Space Ice*
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
I don't see how watching this much trash couldn't affect you somehow.
@danielj.m5478
@danielj.m5478 Жыл бұрын
@@SmokeymcJoint420 it’s a joke mate 😂 humour, try it
@viljamtheninja
@viljamtheninja Жыл бұрын
@@danielj.m5478 He's just playing along, you need to re-read his message I think.
@wraithwolf007
@wraithwolf007 Жыл бұрын
Funny how Breen is some sort of mystic being in all his movies
@adamfrost3139
@adamfrost3139 Жыл бұрын
Yes, he strikes me as the type that walks around barefoot or wears sandals, solely and specifically so his lower chakra won't be impeded
@Perfidion
@Perfidion Жыл бұрын
He's a juvenile self-insert wish-fulfilment fantasist. You know when you were a kid and you'd play war in the yard with your friends, and there was always that one kid who insisted he killed everyone and won the war all by himself? That kid was Neil Breen.
@Westtxcowboy100
@Westtxcowboy100 9 ай бұрын
@@adamfrost3139 Guess you haven't seen the one where he's Breesus a cyborg AI, alien god! 🤣
@chadwickerman
@chadwickerman 5 ай бұрын
He's just playing himself since he's a mystic being in real life too.
@Cautionary_Tale_Harris
@Cautionary_Tale_Harris Жыл бұрын
We have two options: 1. Breen somehow managed to create a realistic effect in one of his scenes. 2. The girl actually conked him in the head with a rock.
@hectoraccented5312
@hectoraccented5312 Жыл бұрын
2 all the way, the rock makes noise hitting first the head and then the ground in perfect sync with the moment it should, NO WAY Breen makes a perfect visual AND aural sound effect
@vasvas8914
@vasvas8914 Жыл бұрын
2, and I hope they did a lot of takes
@kane4013
@kane4013 Жыл бұрын
Before Breen films a movie, he prepares by taking multiple blows to the head.
@zinmeca9754
@zinmeca9754 Жыл бұрын
@@vasvas8914 xD
@jamesnorman9160
@jamesnorman9160 Жыл бұрын
And the woman just stands there as he goes down. xD
@thekiller7994
@thekiller7994 Жыл бұрын
Every Neil Breen movie in a nutshell: -Neil Breen plays a character who is portrayed as a messianic savior -Neil Breen will always hook up with women younger than him -Some of the worst acting ever seen in film -Dialogue that feels like it came from Oblivion -No sense of space or logic -Not so subtle commentary on politics and corruption -Terrible special effects -Plot threads that go unsolved -Characters who appear at random -Terrible writing -Terrible sound design -Will contain lots of filler -Movies will abruptly end
@doublep1980
@doublep1980 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget all the stock footage.
@daisaq
@daisaq Жыл бұрын
-Neil Breen is the only one who have "acting" career but somehow he's far worse at acting than the others
@popjaw1andOnly
@popjaw1andOnly Жыл бұрын
Describes every Seagal film, too. Nicely done!
@waverlyking6045
@waverlyking6045 Жыл бұрын
It’s a winning formula. Why change it?
@kostaspetropoulos5213
@kostaspetropoulos5213 Жыл бұрын
And that reoccurring lack of haircut?
@murphykenji
@murphykenji Жыл бұрын
Dana is so good at shooting that the muzzle flashes are on the flashlight instead of the gun barrel. 😂
@MarimoZZ33
@MarimoZZ33 Жыл бұрын
“She’s trying to outstupid Breen” 😂😂
@hectoraccented5312
@hectoraccented5312 Жыл бұрын
After watching that rock throw a dozen times I'm convinced it wasn't a special effect, and that "Ow!" was totally genuine...that girl has all my respect
@patrickcarcamo622
@patrickcarcamo622 Жыл бұрын
You can see the puff of dust when she hits him.
@hectoraccented5312
@hectoraccented5312 Жыл бұрын
@@patrickcarcamo622 If you see it carefully in slo-mo you will see that the rock already leaves a trail of white dust when leaving the girl's hand, when it hits it becomes a mess when the rock interacts with Breen's mane and the video compression, and then continues in a new trayectory still leaving behind a trail of whitery powder. I bet it's a limestone rock
@playlist9980
@playlist9980 Жыл бұрын
Also she says she hit him in the eye when the "rock" clearly hit him in the head. They can't even get that right.
@micnorton9487
@micnorton9487 Жыл бұрын
​​​@@hectoraccented5312..I agree,, you can tell his "AH-oww" was totally genuine which begs the question,, WHY didn't she hit him again while Breen was temporarily dazed? That "..-oww," means he was currently disconnected from the x dimension or whatever and could have been overwhelmed and killed with maybe one more small rock,, or maybe she could have just booted him in the balls and collected her check while Breen was screaming, "..that HURT, that really.. REALLY... REALLY.. hurt.." and falls over and the border patrol although I don't know what they're doing in Nevada can come and pick up him and his ratty azz cans...
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks Жыл бұрын
I think youre right about that one. I even felt that hit.
@AllenMZim
@AllenMZim Жыл бұрын
Space Ice is the only one that can make sitting through Neil Breen's movies an enjoyable experience. 😂
@jennyanydots2389
@jennyanydots2389 Жыл бұрын
Neil's movies are some of the most enjoyable motion pictures on the planet if you know how to consume them properly. I know I get a lot of satisfaction of all kinds whenever I consume what he produces. It's very, very satisfying Allen.
@evandaymon8303
@evandaymon8303 Жыл бұрын
I second cinema snob for that as well.
@hollyperrin7353
@hollyperrin7353 Жыл бұрын
Come on, you don’t know Cinema Sins or Real Trailers? It’s a laugh fest! Space Ice is great, I agree!
@Ria-sd2ex
@Ria-sd2ex Жыл бұрын
You should check out Kurtis Connor.
@jimbehr5685
@jimbehr5685 Жыл бұрын
ok Neil...great comment for a 6 year old human.
@kw3046
@kw3046 Жыл бұрын
Disney should hire Breen. That would save the company.🎉
@richard2461956
@richard2461956 Жыл бұрын
That guy trying to escape with a gun man right in front of him had me dying 🤣
@hectoraccented5312
@hectoraccented5312 Жыл бұрын
It was peak "if it's not in frame it doesn't exist" cinema, bettering all slasher/ninja/zombie films in one swoop!
@edmondantes4338
@edmondantes4338 Жыл бұрын
Had him dying too
@Squidlark
@Squidlark Жыл бұрын
He said "I'm getting out of here" right in front of the gunman 🤣🤣🤣
@Thornspyre81
@Thornspyre81 Жыл бұрын
@@edmondantes4338 hahahahahhaha
@maleeknyang
@maleeknyang Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm getting out of here
@medassistph
@medassistph Жыл бұрын
I love how Space Ice can always put Steven Seagal in every "shitty movie" reviews he make.
@80PercentAshamedOfU
@80PercentAshamedOfU Жыл бұрын
He always deserves an honorable mention lol
@ArmyWolves
@ArmyWolves Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Thornspyre81
@Thornspyre81 Жыл бұрын
"No, YOU are done!" "I'M Done?!" 😂 Never gets old.
@takedonick101
@takedonick101 Жыл бұрын
In his defense, she was actually DONE lol. Classic breen.
@Six3rdy
@Six3rdy 8 ай бұрын
DONE!!!!!!!
@bmo14lax
@bmo14lax 7 ай бұрын
YOURE DONE OP
@juszi6925
@juszi6925 Жыл бұрын
The professor rolling on Molly had me crying
@smilingearth5181
@smilingearth5181 Жыл бұрын
The hilarious part is that these are 100% serious movies that someone took the time to hire actors, finance production and write a script for.
@hectoraccented5312
@hectoraccented5312 Жыл бұрын
And that someone is Neil Breen
@KasumiRINA
@KasumiRINA Жыл бұрын
If there were more people working on them someone would catch at least part of what's wrong... But no it's mostly one guy doing EVERYTHING, and he's horrible at it. Passion without skill doesn't make good stuff. When people write crap stories but can't stop it's called graphomania, and you can see it in bad fanfics. With movies you rarely see this stuff because projects like that don't get investors... UNLESS SOMEONE SELF FINANCES THEM. Line Neil Breen here.
@smilingearth5181
@smilingearth5181 Жыл бұрын
@Kasumi Rina Didn't know that. Figures he'd be judge, jury and executioner on all his films because I don't see how he'd get one red cent from anyone else.
@Liquidcadmus
@Liquidcadmus Жыл бұрын
there was a svript??
@adamfrost3139
@adamfrost3139 Жыл бұрын
I always thought his stuff was just some community college drama course. They tend to be like this with bad acting, writing, etc, but it gets the actors used to being on screen and putting a movie together.
@hmdwgf
@hmdwgf Жыл бұрын
Neil Breen is truly one of a kind. He just films whatever he feels like filming at any given moment
@TihetrisWeathersby
@TihetrisWeathersby Жыл бұрын
Dana is a far better actor than Segal ever will be "I will kill you" lol, Segal has never had Dialogue that good
@ksmith1298
@ksmith1298 Жыл бұрын
You sure about that?....his " take all the mother ficker birthday" line is one of the finest sentences ever composed
@mikehines9979
@mikehines9979 Жыл бұрын
​@K Smith ....."that's syphilis dawg." Is top tier dialog though.
@lamalama9717
@lamalama9717 Жыл бұрын
"I'll take you to the blood bank"
@windflare1637
@windflare1637 Жыл бұрын
speak for yourself. "walk like a black man. breath like a killer" is truly the dialogue of all time
@silky_merkin
@silky_merkin Жыл бұрын
"It might could be an illusion"
@sharpfalcon6196
@sharpfalcon6196 Жыл бұрын
"I won't hurt you--" **stock punch sound effect** "Oh!" Space Ice is right, I could watch that part over and over again.
@daveogfans413
@daveogfans413 Жыл бұрын
These are special effects that nobody besides Neil Breen and maybe Wakaliwood can produce. Absolutely stunning professionalism.
@MarcusStJohn-fi5xn
@MarcusStJohn-fi5xn Жыл бұрын
I reckon the African knock-off of terminator beats Neil Breen's CGI bullets and explosions.
@Moesmakendehakker658
@Moesmakendehakker658 Жыл бұрын
Neil Breen is the Jim Morrison of the movies
@joeo2533
@joeo2533 Жыл бұрын
Wakaliwood movies have way better fight choreography than any Steven Seagal movie out there so it's unfair to even mention them when talking about Niel Breen.
@Gesuselsaviour
@Gesuselsaviour Жыл бұрын
Who killed captain Alex
@ssoory6343
@ssoory6343 Жыл бұрын
​@@Gesuselsaviourwho killed captain alex is adorable
@b1slee267
@b1slee267 Жыл бұрын
I love how Neil Been has the actors deliver lines the way he does lmao
@Ty-nf5gd
@Ty-nf5gd Жыл бұрын
I just noticed that 😂
@muskyoxes
@muskyoxes Жыл бұрын
If they're ever competent, he stops filming to make sure they get it right
@kalybnielsen4183
@kalybnielsen4183 Жыл бұрын
He can't afford to subtitle or closed captioning for his, they speak like that so hard of hearing people can understand it too
@80PercentAshamedOfU
@80PercentAshamedOfU Жыл бұрын
Yup. His shitty directing shows in every movie. “We have to find her! We have to find her!” “ I can’t believe you committed suicide! How could you commit suicide!”
@PosranaRegistrace
@PosranaRegistrace Жыл бұрын
I wonder if those actors have to pay him to be in his movie... because I doubt he pays them anything.
@fugginrambo
@fugginrambo Жыл бұрын
That rock throw to the Breen Melon was dedication. I hope it doesn't cause damage to his acting and script writing skills in the future.
@leyazaki
@leyazaki Жыл бұрын
"Sorry guys he's not Steven Seagal you're way too young for him" 🤣🤣
@edgabrielocay3376
@edgabrielocay3376 Жыл бұрын
He never fails to roast Seagal.
@erict3728
@erict3728 Жыл бұрын
Your work inspired me to watch one of these movies. It was the one where he was hit by a car and suddenly decided to become the "world's greatest hacker". I forced myself to watch it all the way through. Doing that gave me a tremendous amount of respect for you and your ability to watch these movies all the way through and spend hours working with the content. Unfortunately, I don't have that patience. I can't stand his "acting", his directing and his special effects. These movies aren't just bad. They are horrible and unbearable. Thank you for bearing the torture and bringing us an entertaining way to consume theem
@SeenGod
@SeenGod Жыл бұрын
i recently watched the movies “Sharkenstein” and “Sharkula” back-to-back.. i think the key is getting really stoned or drunk, or both.. 😂😂
@erict3728
@erict3728 Жыл бұрын
Ouch, never saw them, but I can only imagine.
@hectoraccented5312
@hectoraccented5312 Жыл бұрын
There's a difference with movies like "Sharkestein" and "Sharkula", Neil Breen really believes he's making great independent cinema, of nice quality and full of moral messages, and more than worthy the $30 he asks for each DVD
@SeenGod
@SeenGod Жыл бұрын
@@hectoraccented5312 😂😂 yeah i think RedLetterMedia did a review of one of Niel Breen’s “workshops” where he basically teaches you how to make a movie, it’s pretty hilarious
@robertjohnston-mp5im
@robertjohnston-mp5im Жыл бұрын
Unbearable is exactly how I would describe a Neil Breen movie! I even have trouble watching the clips used here, everything is just so awful.
@WeAreDDP
@WeAreDDP Жыл бұрын
“… GET OUTTA THE SHOWER!!!” 😭😭😭
@ironleeFPS
@ironleeFPS Жыл бұрын
I bet anything he said to that girl “throw the rock but just miss my head, I’ll make it look like you hit me” and of course she hit his head. They used it anyway.
@dix0n778
@dix0n778 Жыл бұрын
Truly one of the Neil Breen's films ever. The kids make this an instant film of the year this was made.
@magicmulder
@magicmulder Жыл бұрын
I loved the scene where he yelled “it’s breenin’ time”.
@EoCx1
@EoCx1 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact many miss: In the entire history of film, this was one of them.
@onelove6875
@onelove6875 Жыл бұрын
Cannes 2024? Or am I too excited?
@paintedsky3879
@paintedsky3879 Жыл бұрын
Agreed it was definitely one of the films that were made around that time. I haven't unseen it yet.
@sethgaston845
@sethgaston845 Жыл бұрын
Easily one of Neil Breen's films. The acting was recorded. There were special effects. The film was released. Just a testament to something being.
@camptube7621
@camptube7621 Жыл бұрын
I actually admire Breen. He keeps going with his films and does not GAF. He’s the king of bad green screen.
@hectoraccented5312
@hectoraccented5312 Жыл бұрын
From now on, it should be called Breen screen
@larrywest42
@larrywest42 Жыл бұрын
I admire Breen's dedication to spare any expense in creating his vision.
@scaleworksRC
@scaleworksRC Жыл бұрын
I thought the guy was working a gimmick, but he actually takes himself seriously 😄 that's delusional
@hectoraccented5312
@hectoraccented5312 Жыл бұрын
@@scaleworksRC He even sells a "professional" movie making course!
@GenesiisDavid
@GenesiisDavid Жыл бұрын
​@@hectoraccented5312 no fucking way 🤣.
@The13thRonin
@The13thRonin 7 ай бұрын
Neil Breen movies should be shown in schools as a drug-prevention strategy.
@morris89swe
@morris89swe 7 ай бұрын
When the guy shoots the handgun, it's funny how the slide doesn't even move for empty shell casings to be ejected out the side of the gun and they used the most cheapest muzzle flash which looks like was made by a 3rd grader.
@SabishiiRyuu
@SabishiiRyuu Жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for another Neil Breen masterpiece. Time to rewatch this unironically at least 50 times like the other 4 Neil Breen reviews.
@Mayelito7
@Mayelito7 Жыл бұрын
It’d be interesting to see any of the actors in a Neil Breen movie ever actually shake the stigma of having been in a NB movie, and actually gain any success… but given the acting quality in his films, it would likely be in adult films.
@hectoraccented5312
@hectoraccented5312 Жыл бұрын
...of the amateur variety
@KasumiRINA
@KasumiRINA Жыл бұрын
TBH this reminds me of niche fetish films that never have performers break out into mainstream pr0n. It's that bad.
@PartsGod336
@PartsGod336 Жыл бұрын
The Professor rolling on molly was hilarious!!!
@ilirlluka6789
@ilirlluka6789 Жыл бұрын
OMG I laughed my ass off when I heard the phrase "Your mother is my sister. She was murdered. You're my niece". Never in my life have I ever heard a more ridiculously pathetic bad dialogue line than this phrase. I am still spilling my drink out of my nose as I cannot get it out of my mind, this is so grotesquely bad bad so so bad it is beyond meta-ironically-hilarious, it's just mindbogging.
@SATIVA26
@SATIVA26 Жыл бұрын
The time has come that Neil Breen and Steven Seagal must make a movie together. It will create a new big bang and universe, and we shall name it SEABREEN.
@ltjjenkins
@ltjjenkins Жыл бұрын
Lol this needs trademarked
@spillingblood1985
@spillingblood1985 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said, "she's actually smuggling burritos"🤣
@caeserromero3013
@caeserromero3013 Жыл бұрын
"Get out of the shower!"....But I'm in the bath.... 🤣
@lamalama9717
@lamalama9717 Жыл бұрын
Imagine what the quality of the stuff that DOESN'T make the final cut looks like!?
@jacob9538
@jacob9538 Жыл бұрын
All of his movies seem like they're missing A LOT of stuff from Breen's head that must make them make some amount of sense to him.
@Perfidion
@Perfidion Жыл бұрын
I think the problem is that nothing ends up on the cutting room floor. Breen's editing probably consists of him just rewatching his latest cinematic abomination and saying, "Yep... we're good to go."
@thomasgallipoli8376
@thomasgallipoli8376 2 ай бұрын
The cutting room floor was clean as a whistle
@lukehernandez7675
@lukehernandez7675 4 ай бұрын
"Steven segal numbers" "I've eliminated 300 million people today" Lmfaooooo
@AliceBowie
@AliceBowie Жыл бұрын
These movies always involve computers, hacking, and technology, but it seems like he's never even turned a computer on before
@thefastestfox1
@thefastestfox1 Жыл бұрын
06:23 sneaking in that back story made my sides explode into orbit
@bmo14lax
@bmo14lax 4 ай бұрын
So naturally delivered and written
@FarewellToGods
@FarewellToGods Жыл бұрын
I wanna see Neil Breen RPG that uses clips from his movies like Sega CD cutscenes. They’d fit perfectly.
@rickwong9049
@rickwong9049 Жыл бұрын
Neil Breen movies do fits perfectly as either FMV adventure or turn-based RPG game.
@LordDeBahs
@LordDeBahs 10 ай бұрын
lol
@DavidGuevara-qf2nb
@DavidGuevara-qf2nb 10 ай бұрын
Jajaja smuggling burritos 3:04 😂😂I lost it at 6:50 😂😂
@illitero
@illitero 7 ай бұрын
"How many months pregnant are you?!" That feels like it started out in English, was put through Google Translate to something like Japanese, then copy-pasted the output to be translated back into English.
@Reborncanine
@Reborncanine 4 ай бұрын
What? No it doesn’t. It’s not uncommon to ask pregnant women how far along they are (though it’s a really stupid idea to ask in case they’re not actually pregnant and just fat)
@carldzoga1348
@carldzoga1348 Жыл бұрын
Neil Breen and Steven Seagal join forces in the action THRILLER: Hard to Watch 😂😂
@Punisher6791
@Punisher6791 Жыл бұрын
4:30 The Muzzle flash is coming out of the Flashlight LMFAO i'm Dying😂
@Phil-For-Reel
@Phil-For-Reel Жыл бұрын
4:11 I play this at my kids when they're taking forever getting ready.
@ToyMachine22122
@ToyMachine22122 Жыл бұрын
"She was just playing the tie a noose game with this totally normal guy who lives in an abandoned mine" - rofl
@mandu9520
@mandu9520 Жыл бұрын
Breen is a master of storytelling.
@gilmillan4575
@gilmillan4575 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@theitalianguy9979
@theitalianguy9979 10 ай бұрын
Hands down my favorite movie review channel, or better yet, hands down my favorite Steven/breen/vandam movie review channel!! Keep up the work man I’m glad you exploded, I remember watching you when you had like 2k subscribers and now you’re taking off, well deserved sir!!!
@peterpan2859
@peterpan2859 Жыл бұрын
I really appreciate your interpretations on all of the Breen movies at the end. Good stuff!
@LoyalRaiderFan
@LoyalRaiderFan Жыл бұрын
I actually wish Neil Breen would make more movies, just for these reviews.
@dontcare7086
@dontcare7086 Жыл бұрын
Same. I've watched this like 5 times. I love listening to this channel before bed. Go to sleep with a big sh*t eating grin on my face.
@brentwalker8596
@brentwalker8596 Жыл бұрын
That would be a glorious franchise.
@BobbyB24
@BobbyB24 Жыл бұрын
He missed that the professor is clearly in the same room the kids use with the same damn posters.
@gapsule2326
@gapsule2326 Жыл бұрын
Nah he already said it was hell
@djfung
@djfung Жыл бұрын
Neil Breen made movies just for Space ice to do commentary on. Guy is a comedy genius
@xbigwormx
@xbigwormx Жыл бұрын
We need a movie: Directed by Uwe Boll. Co-Directed by M.Night Shyamalan Written by Neal Breen. Staring Steven Seagal. Co Staring 2:38 Dana & Samuel L Jackson having a shouting match. A drunk Jean Claude Van Damme Thailand Bar Dance scene and it will be a Blockbuster Hit Movie.
@larrywest42
@larrywest42 Жыл бұрын
I have to admit: Breen makes the best damn movies of any real estate agent I've ever seen. And if you wanna talk about dedication to his art, I'll bet this one was financed by his *entire* proceeds on the sale of that house they used for all the interior scenes.
@onelove6875
@onelove6875 Жыл бұрын
Im a sensitive guy. I actually cried when I saw all the effects. It's like I was a part of something bigger than I thought. Im sorry but....fuck...Im crying again. It's so beautiful!
@someguy_namingly
@someguy_namingly Жыл бұрын
I love the channel's fan-theory roots shining through with all the Neil Breen movie "true plots" 😂
@rockhopper01
@rockhopper01 Жыл бұрын
5:25 his movies may be terrible, but at least he respects electrical codes.
@sirissacschmuck280
@sirissacschmuck280 Жыл бұрын
Best channel on youtube by far i binge watched all of your videos in 2 days keep it up man
@hueyhorseman
@hueyhorseman Жыл бұрын
"they were just bullets in the face, so they are all perfectly fine" 😅😅
@sharpfalcon6196
@sharpfalcon6196 7 ай бұрын
"...and none, of whatever the fuck this was, is ever mentioned again."
@Jeff17ish
@Jeff17ish Жыл бұрын
You are now free of PTSD.
@Rudolf215
@Rudolf215 Жыл бұрын
The goddamn outlet switch is upside down... @5:35
@T0tenkampf
@T0tenkampf Жыл бұрын
6:55 I swear these are the same empty cans from every movie he makes
@markokecman1177
@markokecman1177 5 ай бұрын
"Your mother's my sister! She was murdered! You're my niece!"
@jonathanking8429
@jonathanking8429 Жыл бұрын
4:57 this f!cking floored me😂
@edwardteach4677
@edwardteach4677 Жыл бұрын
Breen is like Sisyphus cleaning up those cans for all time
@derekmoran9617
@derekmoran9617 Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah a surprising Friday night drop! With the Breen no less...keep up the amazing work Ice!!
@nathanlahart5907
@nathanlahart5907 Жыл бұрын
Neil Breen needs an Emmy, He's the actor we needed but didn't deserve
@kalybnielsen4183
@kalybnielsen4183 Жыл бұрын
Nobody deserves this
@theman7050
@theman7050 11 ай бұрын
This has to be your funniest video yet. THE BEST!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@soremuss
@soremuss Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm starting to believe Breen is an actual super alien being and he's just having fun with a camera. His movies are some kind of code or hidden message, maybe.
@hectoraccented5312
@hectoraccented5312 Жыл бұрын
Be careful, I have read enough Edgar A. Poe to know what one must not try to decipher
@jaymorse1417
@jaymorse1417 Жыл бұрын
1:29 "Which is too bad . . . Because the professor is rolling on molly right now, and is amped the fk up . . ." 😂
@Incognito_alien
@Incognito_alien Жыл бұрын
“ the professor is rolling on molly right now and is amped the fuck up” 😂 1:33
@deltasyn7434
@deltasyn7434 Жыл бұрын
Review National Treasure for July 4th
@crashburn3292
@crashburn3292 Жыл бұрын
"Niel Breen, a simple man who likes cleaning up these cans when not making out with a giant rock that sends him back to time to hang out with a world-famous tiger. You know, normal shit." 😂
@madladlabs
@madladlabs Жыл бұрын
I imagine all the actors in Neil Breen's productions must be specifically instructed to act as poorly as possible so that they don't outact Breen, because I think anyone that's ever seen a movie would naturally give a better performance than what we see here.
@MaesterMike
@MaesterMike 8 ай бұрын
I absolutely love the line, “We’re never told where the immigrants come from, other than it’s one of the many countries that borders Nevada.” The fact Neil Breen made a movie talking about the immigration crisis and doesn’t even set it at the border is fucking hilarious.
@WeekendWeakling
@WeekendWeakling Жыл бұрын
Holy shit! When he got hit with the rock I spit out my coffee!
@Buford_T_Justice1
@Buford_T_Justice1 Жыл бұрын
Dana went to the same acting school as the chick who played Reva in Obi Wan Kenobi. Yes. I am saying that a Star Wars show from Disney has the same level of acting as a Neil Breen movie. The writing is identical too.
@orest_4thhorseman
@orest_4thhorseman Жыл бұрын
Imagine if Breen and Seagal wrote, directed, and starred in a movie together, and it only came with the purchase of a mcdonald's happy meal.
@larrywest42
@larrywest42 Жыл бұрын
The problem would be that Breen would be salivating at the prospect of spending more than a Happy Meal on the movie, whereas Seagal would be passing 90% of it back to the investors (as various kinds of "contractors"), and the other 10% on craft services.
@someother5512
@someother5512 Жыл бұрын
The "so bad it's good" movie genre has a fairly significant following. I seriously believe that Breen makes these movies so bad on purpose, that is his true genius.
@melvert33
@melvert33 Жыл бұрын
With that genre I've heard RLM say when someone tries on purpose to make a so bad it's good movie it usually fails and is just terrible. With Breen I think his early stuff is him genuinely thinking he's making a good film with a message yet its a total vanity project and unintentionally hilarious. He is releasing new stuff and will now be aware that people laugh at his films and they are considered so bad it's good, that's usually when it just turns terrible like Birdemic 3.
@bodhidarma2
@bodhidarma2 Жыл бұрын
@ 7:57 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀 F*uckin Space Ice you're the MAN.
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Жыл бұрын
2:22 I think what you meant to say is, too old.
@teddyboukagain9985
@teddyboukagain9985 Жыл бұрын
Neil never disappoints.
@kalybnielsen4183
@kalybnielsen4183 Жыл бұрын
When standards are set so low, it is hard to disappoint
@rempseaheinamies9414
@rempseaheinamies9414 Жыл бұрын
When expectation is 0, it is impossible to disappoint.
@MrBaldypete1
@MrBaldypete1 Жыл бұрын
Neil Breen's genius truly shines through in this cinematic masterpiece. When AI said he was the future, what he actually meant was he, Neil Breen is the future and I think that's beautifully true.
@TihetrisWeathersby
@TihetrisWeathersby Жыл бұрын
Say what you want about Breen but his movies are far more coherent than Segal
@anti-liberal7167
@anti-liberal7167 Жыл бұрын
And there a 1,000,000 times better than anything WOKE HOLLYWEIRD is putting out now
@marsayde1237
@marsayde1237 Жыл бұрын
Coherent and made with passion.
@Atlas-hu9wk
@Atlas-hu9wk Жыл бұрын
You're not raising the bar that high either so. Both are utter garbage in their own way.
@DETRACT0RD00M
@DETRACT0RD00M Жыл бұрын
@Anti-Liberal I know right? Like, they should let Trump make movies great again too.. he would have Hollywood back in shape in a week
@capame3737
@capame3737 Жыл бұрын
@1:23 lol. All ur commentary is just hilarious 😂. U make these movies more coherent and enjoyable.
@paulv5394
@paulv5394 6 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure the rock to the head was an accidental scene. That's the secret behind his creative writing process. It's supposed to be in the behind the scenes of the extended directors cut but, all the scenes were used in the movie. 😮‍💨
@uplinkx1126
@uplinkx1126 Жыл бұрын
I love what Breen does. Especially in this day and age. And TBH... he puts in a lot more passion than some of the mainstream studios. I also love what Space Ice does. Breen movies were made for this channel :)
@andrecharlebois705
@andrecharlebois705 Жыл бұрын
what's with the poorly-executed muzzle flash coming from the flashlight? gold
@mattpierre891
@mattpierre891 Жыл бұрын
The best part was when he got hit in the head with a rock!!😂
@StainsStainsStains
@StainsStainsStains Жыл бұрын
"rolling on molly now and is amped the f- up" LMAO
@SyedMahmud88
@SyedMahmud88 Жыл бұрын
- Are you one of us or you from up there? - Yes
@TheBerylknight
@TheBerylknight Жыл бұрын
"Worse Movie Ever"? This film is high art and you have no taste for the finer things in life to even dare to criticize this and his many other masterpieces. The acting is magnificent, and the themes are profound. There is nothing more inspirational than a Neil Breen movie. Absolutely nothing. The world waits in anticipation for each new installment of his epic oeuvre.
@peterthomas7093
@peterthomas7093 Жыл бұрын
Breen's movies are like art by the old masters which only become appreciated with the passing of time. Come back in 100 years and see Breen be more appreciated.
@josh4106
@josh4106 Жыл бұрын
these breen movies feel like he took random NPC's from the fallout series and just cast them all in a weird movie and said "do what you do" then just filmed what happened.
@stevinnagle1
@stevinnagle1 Жыл бұрын
"Putting up Seagal Numbers" had me 😂😂😂
@em23
@em23 Жыл бұрын
A movie with neil breen, tommy wisseau, steven seagal, soundtrack by the shaggs.
@kevinbrooks9074
@kevinbrooks9074 Жыл бұрын
Frank Sinatra's "Balls in Yo Jaws" used to play at my uncle's house all the time when I was young! I remember him picking me up in his van after t-ball practice, it was cool because it always had candy! He always had a warm popsicle in his pants too, cream-filled I think? He used to compliment me on how good I could keep secrets. The song really takes me back to a better time!
@jitin785
@jitin785 Жыл бұрын
10:28 Everyone loves to casually smack Breen's face. Absolute joy! The sound effects are OP. 😂😂😂
@petergray7576
@petergray7576 Жыл бұрын
Neil Breen filmography: Double Down (2005) I Am Here.... Now (2009) Fateful Findings (2012) Pass Thru (2016) Twisted Pair (2018) Neil Breen's 5 Film Retrospective (Documentary, 2020) Cade: Torturous Crossing (2023)
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