Steven Seagal's 'Motherhood' Is So Bad It'll Snatch Every Birthday - Worst Movie Ever

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Space Ice

Space Ice

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The Steven Seagal movie 'Motherhood' is the story of Steven Seagal experiencing the wonders of childbirth while no-look shooting what I'm sure are innocent and good hearted people, because he's just the worst always and about everything.
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@SpaceIce
@SpaceIce 15 сағат бұрын
Livestream Wednesday 10/2 at 6pm PST/9pm EST. Couple Seagal movies to catch up on and thank god Steven Seagal's September of Stupid, Syphilis, & Strippers is finally over Join this channel to get access to perks: kzbin.info/door/CUJrP3Mfl7jGMHnEkflvBAjoin Patreon: www.patreon.com/Space_Ice
@td9209
@td9209 10 сағат бұрын
Sensei Seagal is proud of you. Nothing else but Rob Schneider!
@charlespeavy2036
@charlespeavy2036 10 сағат бұрын
Do a she hulk one please.
@MrDonRonny
@MrDonRonny 9 сағат бұрын
Going to be losing a few subs for the pitch meetings digs i bet... leaves a bad taste of youtube drama which everyones had enough of.
@darknessviking
@darknessviking 7 сағат бұрын
i really think the seagal show is running thin you should do another movie or two in between
@Billyboblillyblob
@Billyboblillyblob 7 сағат бұрын
@@MrDonRonny Over a running gag? You're not a very smart one
@BajaBCat
@BajaBCat 10 сағат бұрын
"And as soon as they surrender, Seagal attacks" 🤣🤣
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 9 сағат бұрын
"I know you might think this is personal, but it's not personal - *I know these people."* --Confucius
@messertl
@messertl 9 сағат бұрын
Just when you think Seagal has reached peak retard....
@returnoftheredeye
@returnoftheredeye 8 сағат бұрын
That line was on a par with the orifice reference.
@GiacomoSorbi
@GiacomoSorbi 6 сағат бұрын
Confartus or, rather con-walrus.
@brookss2141
@brookss2141 3 сағат бұрын
Some next level philosophy right there.
@RedSemen420
@RedSemen420 2 сағат бұрын
speech 100
@pocketsand4404
@pocketsand4404 10 сағат бұрын
Space Ice has made Steven Seagal more famous than ever. Please let's hope Seagal never stops making movies, so we may have more Space Ice videos!
@CheeseburgerRandy17
@CheeseburgerRandy17 8 сағат бұрын
Space Ice is Steven Seagal. He's making money off his terrible movies twice
@MercenaryOrangeTV
@MercenaryOrangeTV 6 сағат бұрын
@@CheeseburgerRandy17shhhhhh don’t ruin the plot twist!
@nealgrimes4382
@nealgrimes4382 6 сағат бұрын
@@CheeseburgerRandy17 It all makes sense now Seagal is a Master of Disguise after all, but that Mullet Wig isn't fooling anyone.
@JugglerOfWords
@JugglerOfWords 6 сағат бұрын
@@CheeseburgerRandy17 I can hear it now: "Space Ice, is the mega blockbuster hit youtube channel, where he showed the world, that if anyone is gonna make fun of how horrible his movies are, it's gonna be him"
@scottbullock3045
@scottbullock3045 2 сағат бұрын
Hell, I didn't know these ugh... movies existed til Space Ice roasts them!😊😅😂❤
@timothymadison6305
@timothymadison6305 14 сағат бұрын
They could have hired Segal for the Penguin series and would have saved so much in prosthetics.
@goldenstarboy367
@goldenstarboy367 10 сағат бұрын
he can’t act though
@GeneticSteve
@GeneticSteve 10 сағат бұрын
With that trademark waddle of his... he's a perfect fit.
@mathew85
@mathew85 10 сағат бұрын
Na they'd blow the budget on food then lol😅
@TChappelle
@TChappelle 10 сағат бұрын
They'd also save money on any follow ups, because they'd be canceled.
@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689
@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 10 сағат бұрын
That's correct but he can't act and would find a reason to demand not only a body double but also dubbing to correct the mumbling.
@ahmadabdelwahhab3863
@ahmadabdelwahhab3863 10 сағат бұрын
"Mega blockbuster hit movie where he showed the world "... I can't get over the dramatic effect this sentence adds to the intro... 🤯🤯🤯 Well done 👍👍
@CarterJ9
@CarterJ9 7 сағат бұрын
I can't get over that there are STILL more Seagal movies.
@ahmadabdelwahhab3863
@ahmadabdelwahhab3863 7 сағат бұрын
@@CarterJ9 I can't wait till he learns how to use AI 👺
@raphdroidt692
@raphdroidt692 6 сағат бұрын
THIS😂❤
@Wetsleevesagain
@Wetsleevesagain 10 сағат бұрын
Wot, no stripclub?
@bennergamer3052
@bennergamer3052 7 сағат бұрын
IKR
@dziewiaty
@dziewiaty 6 сағат бұрын
Probably banned for filming every time he visits
@brentwalker8596
@brentwalker8596 3 сағат бұрын
@@dziewiaty You beat me on that one.
@Death_Korps_Officer
@Death_Korps_Officer Сағат бұрын
He killed them all before filming
@fugginrambo
@fugginrambo 10 сағат бұрын
That 2 handed, 1 handed, 2 handed shot was amazing
@Ricekrispy10
@Ricekrispy10 Сағат бұрын
The 2-1-2 is a classic manuever used to confuse your enemies and, most likely, your allies
@carbonstar9091
@carbonstar9091 56 минут бұрын
Needs some three stooges sound fx.
@SonJazrin
@SonJazrin 10 сағат бұрын
What happened between you and pitch meeting space ice?
@edwich4476
@edwich4476 10 сағат бұрын
I would love to know 😂
@TwiztedMedia
@TwiztedMedia 10 сағат бұрын
@@edwich4476 me too
@bauhnguefyische667
@bauhnguefyische667 10 сағат бұрын
Space Ice would Segal Slap him into submission 😂
@HHCUASICoE
@HHCUASICoE 9 сағат бұрын
Wait what?! Was there a combo video in the making?
@TornAaPaRt
@TornAaPaRt 9 сағат бұрын
Did pitch meeting steal his content?
@occorner2502
@occorner2502 9 сағат бұрын
I swear to god, everytime i watch seagul movie, it's same blonde and black haired women who act as seagul's suboordinates... I think someone should check seagal's basement...
@hardyharr9377
@hardyharr9377 8 сағат бұрын
why are you watching his sht movies?? You lose brain cells by doing so
@Conan_the_Based
@Conan_the_Based 7 сағат бұрын
In this case, Space Ice has been covering a series episode by episode so you'll be seeing a lot of these same two gals.
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 7 сағат бұрын
"Hey baby. How about some Netflix and chained to a radiator."
@sheridan140
@sheridan140 7 сағат бұрын
Once you're stuck in segal's taint upon you, i imagine finding non-discount stripper work is difficult...
@brunospfc8511
@brunospfc8511 11 сағат бұрын
Men of Culture, here we meet again !
@shaileshsolanki8702
@shaileshsolanki8702 9 сағат бұрын
everyone of us meets up for seagal 😂 waited so long was dull for a while on seagal supremacy
@koryhardy9594
@koryhardy9594 7 сағат бұрын
Some of us starved so much n binge watched the whole video on Space Ice 😂
@RhyseeB
@RhyseeB 7 сағат бұрын
'He doesn't steal content, just birthdays...' good god that's hilarious
@modiggady
@modiggady 4 сағат бұрын
We meet again! Then again we might not could be 👀😏
@evanhayes5891
@evanhayes5891 Сағат бұрын
God, I hate this comment!
@prchdm
@prchdm 10 сағат бұрын
Last time I was this early, SS could walk without sweating.
@MurasakiTsukimaru
@MurasakiTsukimaru 10 сағат бұрын
Last time I was this early, I was being born
@PaulSimonMcCarthy-fu6ms
@PaulSimonMcCarthy-fu6ms 10 сағат бұрын
Lies! SS could never not sweat!
@SickOfthislol-ip9gh
@SickOfthislol-ip9gh 8 сағат бұрын
So never?
@paulnash9851
@paulnash9851 8 сағат бұрын
God-Damn !!! How old are you ???
@marcodraven9778
@marcodraven9778 4 сағат бұрын
What? No stuntman to walk up the stairs.
@jakeh6980
@jakeh6980 9 сағат бұрын
“AND NONE OF THIS EVER COMES UP AGAIIN” always gets me 🤣
@AbdallahSaleh20
@AbdallahSaleh20 10 сағат бұрын
Holy smokes how many movies has this guy made?! I'm shocked you still have Seagal movies to review
@mac11380
@mac11380 10 сағат бұрын
A search says 50 - 54 movies
@djtoxicdhg
@djtoxicdhg 9 сағат бұрын
Clearly not enough
@silky_merkin
@silky_merkin 9 сағат бұрын
This was a TV show but yes lots of movies too
@LuciusSicarius
@LuciusSicarius 9 сағат бұрын
How is he still flinching so much when shooting after doing so many action movies?
@nycommittee5859
@nycommittee5859 9 сағат бұрын
Yes
@mikeyzero2439
@mikeyzero2439 10 сағат бұрын
The King County Sheriff should sue him for defamation.
@bigjared8946
@bigjared8946 6 сағат бұрын
Actually no. It would come out in discovery that this character is a very representative sample.
@TheCryptoLark
@TheCryptoLark 10 сағат бұрын
Just when you think there can’t be anymore Seagal insane videos here we go! lol
@HusGoose
@HusGoose 10 сағат бұрын
Rob Schneider
@tuxthedev3470
@tuxthedev3470 10 сағат бұрын
Rob schneider
@ChristopherSaindon
@ChristopherSaindon 10 сағат бұрын
@@tuxthedev3470 ob-Ray neider-SHAY? -- Translate to Pig Latin-
@HusGoose
@HusGoose 10 сағат бұрын
@@tuxthedev3470 good point
@dhaisa
@dhaisa 9 сағат бұрын
Translate to English ​@@tuxthedev3470
@Wheres_the_money_lebowski
@Wheres_the_money_lebowski 8 сағат бұрын
​​@@tuxthedev3470actually it's Rob Schneider.
@trejrco
@trejrco 10 сағат бұрын
"only fatter" 😂
@janlassen6101
@janlassen6101 9 сағат бұрын
The only thing that changes in his movies are the movie-titles.
@donovanmcnabb2000
@donovanmcnabb2000 10 сағат бұрын
JPOP FUCKING EXPLODES
@JasmineAnita.
@JasmineAnita. 9 сағат бұрын
😂😂
@Makoto03
@Makoto03 10 сағат бұрын
The Pitch Meeting dig was hilarious. 😂
@MrDonRonny
@MrDonRonny 9 сағат бұрын
Can you explain why the sudden pitch meetings disses?
@Makoto03
@Makoto03 9 сағат бұрын
@@MrDonRonny i don't personally know either but i've noticed it in a couple of Space Ice's recent videos. So its funny to me out of context.
@MrDonRonny
@MrDonRonny 9 сағат бұрын
@@Makoto03 k so ure clusless thanks anyway i guess
@EdwardNorton-t9k
@EdwardNorton-t9k 6 сағат бұрын
@@MrDonRonny lol you're obsessed over this. Multiple people explained it to you but you're not smart enough to understand it
@jessegilbert9568
@jessegilbert9568 3 сағат бұрын
It might have been if it weren't just some lame ass attempt to bring more attention to his own shitty channel by globbing onto a larger, much more successful channel. This Space Ice bullshit has gotten old...quickly. It's the same recycled jokes over and over and over and over and over. Ironic, too, that Space Ice would try to shit on a successful channel, claiming they steal his content when the first video uploaded to this channel two years ago is a video....not about action movies or how lame Segal is....but a video about the missing Winslow kid....a subject that's been covered by countless other channels...which is where he clearly got most of the material in his video. Here's almost every video on this channel: Segal movies- Segal can't run. Segal can't shoot. Segal is fat. Obligatory Van Damme twerk clip. Rob Schneider. Any other action movie- This guy CAN run, unlike Segal. This guy CAN shoot, unlike Segal. This guy is NOT fat, unlike Segal. Obligatory Van Damme twerk clip. Rob Schneider.
@artimusprime626
@artimusprime626 10 сағат бұрын
'What does Katana mean?' Det. Frank Washington 'It means Japanese sword.' Det. Joe Marshall
@BriGuyIT
@BriGuyIT 7 сағат бұрын
I would watch the HELL out of a third Samurai Cop movie with Joe fighting Sensei Seagal in his chair. Maybe Tommy Wiseau can have a cameo.
@UfodexENMD
@UfodexENMD 10 сағат бұрын
I'll be honest I had no idea Segal made so many movie, I'm always worried Space Ice will run out
@Kracov_the_Madman
@Kracov_the_Madman 9 сағат бұрын
Space Ice can just re-review everything with different takes. I don't mind!
@shannonigans2220
@shannonigans2220 8 сағат бұрын
If heart disease doesn’t take him first, Seagal’s ego won’t let him stop write-directing -starring in these comedic masterpieces
@Flood520
@Flood520 4 сағат бұрын
By time Space Ice gets through the existing movies, Seagull will have made 30 more, in which he'll be even older and fatter. It will be glorious.
@Death_Korps_Officer
@Death_Korps_Officer Сағат бұрын
And he is still making them. So we'll have plenty for the upcoming years.
@ChristopherSaindon
@ChristopherSaindon 10 сағат бұрын
I.. I just couldn't *take it anymore after "We have 2 bogeys.."* -- I'm sorry Space Ice! I exploded myself!! 🤣💥☠
@LuciusSicarius
@LuciusSicarius 10 сағат бұрын
These videos are a big part of why I look forward to the weekend.
@Frosty_tha_Snowman
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 10 сағат бұрын
Flubberhood
@silkyjoe7
@silkyjoe7 9 сағат бұрын
Blubberhood too obvious?
@Frosty_tha_Snowman
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 8 сағат бұрын
@@silkyjoe7 I feel like flubber and blubber are kind of the same thing?...
@toweypat
@toweypat 7 сағат бұрын
LOL
@peterwoods8299
@peterwoods8299 10 сағат бұрын
What's with the pitch meetings diss
@Makoto03
@Makoto03 9 сағат бұрын
i'm curious as well. I hope its just a friendly inside joke between them both. I like both channels.
@emersonshiff8132
@emersonshiff8132 9 сағат бұрын
@@Makoto03 On a stream with the Critical Drinker (I think it was) he said the Pitch Meeting guy stole a joke, or maybe more, from him. I myself am curious. It's not hard to have two people come up with the same joke for something, so who knows.
@Lucky_Chase
@Lucky_Chase 9 сағат бұрын
What's with the word "diss"? Why are you acting all Steven Seagal about it?
@Makoto03
@Makoto03 9 сағат бұрын
@@emersonshiff8132 I need to see that stream. I love Drinker's videos but haven't watched his weekly streams in awhile, so didn't know Space Ice was on it. Gotta look that one up.
@PresidentByNameOnly
@PresidentByNameOnly 7 сағат бұрын
@@Makoto03 I like them, too. But that didn't deliver like an inside joke, imo...
@davidwcooney
@davidwcooney 10 сағат бұрын
I must have missed something. I understand the hate on Seagal, but what does Space Ice have against Pitch Meeting?
@Foolish_Rabbit
@Foolish_Rabbit 10 сағат бұрын
They steal content, he literally said it in the joke.
@SaintFr33wayy
@SaintFr33wayy 10 сағат бұрын
How?
@durere
@durere 10 сағат бұрын
@@Foolish_Rabbit need the receipts on that
@MickeysMenu
@MickeysMenu 10 сағат бұрын
Pitch meeting sucks he's been doing t h e same exact thing for like 5 or 6 years he has shown absolutely no growth
@PaulSimonMcCarthy-fu6ms
@PaulSimonMcCarthy-fu6ms 10 сағат бұрын
I don't think Space Ice has anything against Pitch Meetings (I could be wrong), but it's just a funny joke. Unless recent PM have been stealing SI content?
@charlesyoung9980
@charlesyoung9980 10 сағат бұрын
Honest to God, how many movies does this guy have?? It seems like he makes one a month!
@veximmortalis8622
@veximmortalis8622 8 сағат бұрын
at least 54 according to google
@Death_Korps_Officer
@Death_Korps_Officer Сағат бұрын
And this is a series he's covering, so he hasn't reached the full total of movies Seagal has done.
@sheridan140
@sheridan140 7 сағат бұрын
"Which according to segal means 'japanese sword'" great nod to samurai cop 😂
@happilyham6769
@happilyham6769 8 сағат бұрын
You don't make fun of his hairline enough. It's utterly ridiculous.
@leonardwhite7838
@leonardwhite7838 5 сағат бұрын
Arrowhead Stadium was named after Seagal.
@TheFailedmessiah
@TheFailedmessiah 2 сағат бұрын
When asked widows peak in the transplant chair Seagal said "yes"
@Ricekrispy10
@Ricekrispy10 Сағат бұрын
Seagal is probably a big Vegeta fan
@ChengTeoh
@ChengTeoh 8 сағат бұрын
Seagal definitely didn't perform the "back slap tap" three times in three seconds ... that move was actually done just once but the awesomeness of it caused your eyes to think it saw it three times
@heeeeeresrossy
@heeeeeresrossy 7 сағат бұрын
I swear Seagul's kidnapped that poor blonde actress. She's in every one of these atrocities! 🤦‍♂😆
@WanArk86
@WanArk86 10 сағат бұрын
The stuntman that was repeatedly got his head brutally banged on the table definitely got himself rocked. I mean, just look how brutal and un-martial art-sey it is.
@raavhollywood
@raavhollywood 7 сағат бұрын
Whoa. Took a shot at Pitch Meetings.
@aarondavidking
@aarondavidking 6 сағат бұрын
Is there something I missed about this?
@_ChiVanas_
@_ChiVanas_ 6 сағат бұрын
@@aarondavidking I came to the comments to ask the same thing.. I wonder what happened.
@raavhollywood
@raavhollywood 6 сағат бұрын
@@_ChiVanas_ I want to know what happened between them
@AMUpton
@AMUpton 6 сағат бұрын
Me too. It's like the 3rd time I've noticed it. I like both.
@t.f.t.f.8522
@t.f.t.f.8522 5 сағат бұрын
Apparently an inside joke from a livestream commenting on both channels putting out a battlefield earth video in the same week.
@TheDorkKnight5419
@TheDorkKnight5419 10 сағат бұрын
Damn, why you gotta hate Pitch Meetings
@TheBlueB0mber
@TheBlueB0mber 10 сағат бұрын
3:26 Ah yes...the "Uvalde Maneuver" 😬
@Shawn68Sharkey
@Shawn68Sharkey 7 сағат бұрын
Was so hoping "Motherhood" was the Seagal version of Junior cause Seagal Geriatric Pregnancy Chair Fights are tight, also, could you please Do a review of Michael "Lord of the Dance " Flattery's better than Daniel Craig James Bond Masterpiece - Blackbird.
@The_ZeroLine
@The_ZeroLine 10 сағат бұрын
2:37 _“Speaks the language better than you do.”_ 😂😂😂😂 OMG, come on, Steve-San! Then the boss literally says we can’t. He’s too badass. So, it should end right there.
@returnoftheredeye
@returnoftheredeye 8 сағат бұрын
"I'm great at being Japanese, tremendous. No one's as good at being Japanese as me, Even Japanese people take tips from me."
@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 Сағат бұрын
@@returnoftheredeyecringe
@glenbrown7364
@glenbrown7364 15 сағат бұрын
I felt the vibe first 😂
@FranktheDachshund
@FranktheDachshund 12 сағат бұрын
I swear that widow's peak is 100% Ron Popiel's GLH-9 Hair-in-a-Can
@S-North
@S-North 10 сағат бұрын
It is so black, it absorbs all forms of light.
@InterstellarFilms
@InterstellarFilms 7 сағат бұрын
Anyone else here for the Pitch Meetings rivalry?
@Eniscen
@Eniscen 3 сағат бұрын
As long as it's friendly roasting I'm all here for it it's hilarious. But if this is serious beef both of them will suffer, nobody wins a beef with content creators both their reputation goes down.
@hondafknciviv3818
@hondafknciviv3818 10 сағат бұрын
3:32 - spark plug detected there's got to be some lore behind the spark plug guest appearances
@jif69
@jif69 9 сағат бұрын
Watch his Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift video. It’s in there.
@hondafknciviv3818
@hondafknciviv3818 9 сағат бұрын
@@jif69 will do, thanks
@reignofchaos6463
@reignofchaos6463 5 сағат бұрын
It came from the "sparkplugs be spitting" joke used in a couple of videos then he started adding sparkplugs in the videos like litte Easter eggs.
@malkomburries1307
@malkomburries1307 10 сағат бұрын
I've been waiting since yesterday for this
@TheEventGuy
@TheEventGuy 10 сағат бұрын
No one: ' ' JCVD: 'I made a new movie. It's a sequel to the previous one, that no one heard about, called: Kill Em All 2. In this movie I kill them all...again!'
@benbennit
@benbennit 7 сағат бұрын
SWANT Team Seagal Weapons And No Tactics
@canicheenrage
@canicheenrage Сағат бұрын
@@benbennit Seagal Wanton Assassinations & Torture
@MasterCrash123
@MasterCrash123 9 сағат бұрын
If Seagal's a mother, would giving birth count as 'snatching a burf-day'? 😂
@RetroCrisis
@RetroCrisis 9 сағат бұрын
Hi hope Segal never stops making movies, so Space Ice can keep making these videos
@joniahdemarco3371
@joniahdemarco3371 9 сағат бұрын
SI vs PM Beef?? Please, no... I am sick of all my subbed channels beefing with each other out of frickin nowhere
@CheeseburgerRandy17
@CheeseburgerRandy17 8 сағат бұрын
I don't think ryan george even knows they're feuding. Both are amazingly funny creators and we should embrace them both
@Angry-Lynx
@Angry-Lynx 10 сағат бұрын
Damn I was recently on seagal binge and u dropped new episode I love u space ice ;
@theenchiladakid1866
@theenchiladakid1866 7 сағат бұрын
Seagal treats continuity like he treats he treats 16 year olds
@SpaceDreamer9000
@SpaceDreamer9000 9 сағат бұрын
6:11 Sounds like a typical Saturday night at Diddy's
@TheEventGuy
@TheEventGuy 5 сағат бұрын
At this point I'm convinced, that SpaceIce is just editing & merging different Seagal movies together, to never run out of content. Because A: there's NO WAY Seagal made that many movies. And B: no one knows any plots of his films to begin with, so cutting random stories together makes them as coherent, if not more, as showing each on their own.
@AnujGPandey
@AnujGPandey 7 сағат бұрын
Fair warning: Avoid consuming any liquid beverages while watching Space Ice talk about his celebrity crush, Stephan Seagull.
@Banana-hammock.
@Banana-hammock. 7 сағат бұрын
Hey Space Ice, KZbin gave me no notification of yer vid, clicked my notifications for another video, saw yer vid and it said I had already watched it, nope. Let me know where and when you go, I'll be there. Thanks bro.
@john_blues
@john_blues 6 сағат бұрын
Wait, no strip club? I think you need to review this one again Space Ice. You obviously overlooked something.
@davebaconusa1062
@davebaconusa1062 7 сағат бұрын
I wonder how many Seagal films would have to be spliced together to create one coherent movie. Since he always wears black, is always a super soldier, and always goes to strip clubs, it should be easy.
@cybergothika6906
@cybergothika6906 7 сағат бұрын
I came for my "where-he-showed-the-world" food and for Steven Sea gul's shameless free stoopidity
@birthgravy
@birthgravy 10 сағат бұрын
I know hate is a strong word, but I think I actually hate Steven Seagal, like, fully. He has zero redeeming traits whatsoever.
@erikwilliams1562
@erikwilliams1562 7 сағат бұрын
Careful Space Ice. Pretty sure there is an army of Ryan George out there lookin for beef like Steven Seagal looking for his feet
@Gorilla_Jones
@Gorilla_Jones 10 сағат бұрын
OMG LOL I see what you did there 😂
@sargentoinkwinson4888
@sargentoinkwinson4888 7 сағат бұрын
More and more, Steven's hair style is becoming like Eddie Munsters.
@theenchiladakid1866
@theenchiladakid1866 7 сағат бұрын
Stake!? With fries right? Forget the stake and the fries he will just drink the oil
@danielf4529
@danielf4529 7 сағат бұрын
Why are Ice and Ryan George beefing? Was it for Battlefield Earth?
@Spraybottle521
@Spraybottle521 9 сағат бұрын
Rob Schneider killed my maple tree
@rylter
@rylter 9 сағат бұрын
Mine too! I'm covered in syrup. 🍁
@ji_ji_
@ji_ji_ 4 сағат бұрын
I cant wait until Segal finds out where you live. Realize you live on the 2nd floor of an apartment complex with no elevator and immediately leaves.
@ontheroad5317
@ontheroad5317 29 минут бұрын
No, he sends in that slim, athletic body double. Then he comes in (once he’s done wheezing from all those stairs) and he finishes the job. With his famous 2-hand 1-hand 2-hand kill shot.
@captainphoenixjones
@captainphoenixjones 7 сағат бұрын
How many movies did Seagutt Make??!?!?
@davebaconusa1062
@davebaconusa1062 7 сағат бұрын
Having an internet beef is super easy, barely inconvenient.
@yermumzagaymuggle8369
@yermumzagaymuggle8369 9 сағат бұрын
Meanwhile... Struggling to sit on a chair...😂
@psychotictactoe
@psychotictactoe 10 сағат бұрын
Does Seagull use Manscaped on his toupee? asking for a friend.
@chloeirnes
@chloeirnes 10 сағат бұрын
Black crayon. He gets the line straight because he uses the edge of his pizza box.
@chadreese9501
@chadreese9501 7 сағат бұрын
Yes! Feels like forever since the last Space Ice!
@Zhjckfdjdbx
@Zhjckfdjdbx 10 сағат бұрын
8 sec - and I'm in
@Showmethatdrippage
@Showmethatdrippage 10 сағат бұрын
1:21 Not the Webbed Flipper Strikes! 😆🤣💀
@anatole2478
@anatole2478 6 сағат бұрын
Seagal's hairline is faker than his judo
@Sarciss
@Sarciss 8 сағат бұрын
I see what you did there at the end. =)
@thekiller7994
@thekiller7994 10 сағат бұрын
Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell: -Steven Seagal is either special forces, government agent, pacifist with a high a kill count, vigilante, law enforcement, Harvard professor, doctor, philanthropist, ex special forces, ex government agent, or ex law enforcement -Seagal is treated like the second coming of Jesus Christ -Seagal will mumble his way through scenes or require the use of voice dubbing from other people -Seagal probably does his scenes in one take -Body doubles that do everything which includes fighting, walking, and standing -Loads of plot convenience -Opening scene that has no connection to rest of the plot and is never mentioned again -Steven Seagal will be portrayed as the hero but does plenty of illegal stuff -Seagal will hook up with women significantly younger than him -Sudden tone shift in Seagal movies -Seagal’s accent will either be Italian, Russian, Irish, Native American, Asian, Japanese, Black, or Hispanic -Multiple plot threads that go nowhere and abandoned by the end of the movie -Seagal will be sitting down for most of his scenes -In some Seagal movies, Seagal will sometimes appear for 10 to 20 minutes -Stupid sounding title names that try to sound cool -Seagal’s self insert oc will have stupid names that try to sound cool -The aspect ratio in some Seagal movies will be stretched out to make Seagal look slimmer -Whenever Seagal does a fight scene, he does his patented slap fighting or flails his arms like a weirdo (and will also never take a hit and be sitting down) -Whenever Seagal uses a gun, he does his patented no look shooting and gun will always have infinite ammo and never jam -Fight scenes will sometimes be shot with darkness, shaky cam, or jump cuts to hide Seagal’s weight or his stunt doubles -Every Seagal movie either takes place in Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia, random locations in the USA, or Mexico -Mandatory strip club scene -Whenever Seagal has a team, everyone will die, vanish, or do nothing while Seagal does all the work -Whenever Seagal has a sidekick, his sidekick will someone who is more competent at acting and fighting but will usually die, vanish, or do nothing -Whenever R Belly has a wife, love interest, or daughter, they usually end up dying or being kidnapped and someone younger takes their place -Seagal’s crappy movies will sometimes be a sequel to another crappy Seagal movie -Seagal will wear whatever he wants despite the situation -Seagal will always walk into the next plot point -Plots usually resolve themselves in the first 10 or 20 minutes -Reuse of footage -Filler that puts most anime to shame -Movies will abruptly end after hitting 90 minutes -Terrible special effects and green screen -Despite being an “action star”, Seagal will never hold a gun correctly and always flinches or blinks when shooting a gun -One liners and jokes that fall flatter than Seagal’s “acting career” -Use of random military jargon -Fully clothed s€x scenes -Seagal will sometimes have a family, wife, or love interest that appears at the end of the movie -On the movie’s cover art, Seagal’s head will be photoshopped on someone else’s body -Whatever government agency that Seagal works for apparently has jurisdiction over the entire world -Every Steven Seagal movie is a mega blockbuster hit movie -Seagal is always revealed to be prick to everyone on every film set he waddles on Anything else I forget?
@JC-js3er
@JC-js3er 10 сағат бұрын
Yeah, he became more fatter on every movie. Other than that you nailed all!!!
@jif69
@jif69 9 сағат бұрын
Too much
@GamesFromSpace
@GamesFromSpace 9 сағат бұрын
That was longer than the movie scripts.
@JayJackson1981
@JayJackson1981 9 сағат бұрын
Black American accent so the foreigners won't be fooled
@sharpfalcon6196
@sharpfalcon6196 7 сағат бұрын
Atrocious, generic sound editing and mixing, or in some cases, the sound editing and mixing is unbearable.
@1ohcomeon1
@1ohcomeon1 5 сағат бұрын
I'm impressed on how many bad movies you've found from this guy. You're a legend
@ebbderelict
@ebbderelict 7 сағат бұрын
I always have to watch these twice to catch all the jokes I missed the first time while I was busy laughing at the jokes I didn't miss.
@reignofchaos6463
@reignofchaos6463 5 сағат бұрын
I also watch twice.. once on KZbin and the other on rumble. Give him the view counts he needs
@Gabriel2.0
@Gabriel2.0 10 сағат бұрын
did pitch meeting stole your content?
@WastelandChef
@WastelandChef 5 сағат бұрын
"I know you think it's personal, but it's not personal, I just know these people" This indeed is too stupid to argue with lol
@cip7068
@cip7068 7 сағат бұрын
The Special Forces sent scouts and recruited SS ! No need for an application or training he's just so badass😅🤣😂
@EdwardNorton-t9k
@EdwardNorton-t9k 6 сағат бұрын
Sent the scouts into Japan even
@MrDilldock
@MrDilldock 9 сағат бұрын
Did Seattle have a 20 for 1 movie filming special for this guy or what?
@snowbear163
@snowbear163 8 сағат бұрын
Probably Toronto and Vancouver. They were giving big tax breaks in the 2000's.
@EdwardNorton-t9k
@EdwardNorton-t9k 6 сағат бұрын
It was a TV show. They decided to bundle 2 episodes together and release them as "movies". So there's like 6 movies that are actually just the first season of a show
@xdemon5015
@xdemon5015 6 сағат бұрын
"Would you rather use your gun and shoot a man with a sword?" "He'd prefer unarmed and a woman, but you deal with what you got" Sounds like legit Seagal mentality🤣
@gicousinjoe6199
@gicousinjoe6199 Сағат бұрын
I pray to the one true God Van Damme that Seagal keeps making new movies at the same speed that Space Ice releases his reviews.
@The_ZeroLine
@The_ZeroLine 10 сағат бұрын
Seagal doesn’t see what the big deal is about Ukraine. He’s like “that’s Tuesday for me, except I hit two children’s hospitals.”
@it-will-be-fine
@it-will-be-fine 6 сағат бұрын
i don't get it. he plays exact same character and his team are exact same people. is this some kind of franchise?
@P.Brocklehurst
@P.Brocklehurst 6 сағат бұрын
It's a TV series from 2011 called True Justice which was created by Seagal and (amazingly) the show ran for two seasons. After the show was cancelled, instead of releasing a traditional box set, episodes were merged together and released on DVD as "movies" with new titles.
@chubbrubb72
@chubbrubb72 6 сағат бұрын
Remember "King of the Hill" when young Bobby was kicking everyone in the balls?
@valdivia1234567
@valdivia1234567 9 сағат бұрын
00:12-00-14 is awesome as he starts squeezing off rounds while his muzzle rises. For Seagal, center mass is between the toes and top of the head.
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 7 сағат бұрын
As someone who is fairly proficient with firearms, I love when people point out how ridiculous he is with guns. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@feraltaco4783
@feraltaco4783 7 сағат бұрын
I think his idea of center mass is the whole body because that's where his mass is.
@jessegilbert9568
@jessegilbert9568 3 сағат бұрын
This comment is awesome because it highlights how hilarious it is to see two morons find each other by talking about shit they know nothing about
@theworstisover1323
@theworstisover1323 6 сағат бұрын
I looked up Steve Seagal on IMDB and it took me typing in Steven Seag- for it to even bring Seagal up as a recommendation.
@mischavanasperen3063
@mischavanasperen3063 6 сағат бұрын
Part of the considerable budget for the CGI to do his hilarious hairline should have gone to hide his flinching when firing a gun.
@mukwati
@mukwati 7 сағат бұрын
What's with this PITCH MEETING Battle 🤣🤣 I love both you guys
@bbss558
@bbss558 7 сағат бұрын
3 in a row with a Pitch Meeting reference. Careful it'll become a catch phrase for your fantastic channel.
@PantsofVance
@PantsofVance 8 сағат бұрын
2:35 I like how Seagal movies even get common phrases like "born and raised" wrong and say it backwards for some insane reason.
@anthonyjobey8821
@anthonyjobey8821 7 сағат бұрын
You sir are the unsung hero here, how do you put yourself through watching this crap is beyond me, so funny content as well, easy sub
@TheMrFishnDucks
@TheMrFishnDucks 2 сағат бұрын
Hilarious couldn't stop laughing. Keep up the good work.
@bjchit
@bjchit 7 сағат бұрын
"making a walk for the world record" That is just brilliant punery.
@jedward635
@jedward635 6 сағат бұрын
Seagal clearly spends more time dismantling a buffet than he does practicing acting.
@TihetrisWeathersby
@TihetrisWeathersby 10 сағат бұрын
I love how if you've seen one Seagal movie you've seen them all, Because it's the exact same 90s formula
@BrutalJambon
@BrutalJambon 7 сағат бұрын
SpaceIce doing the same secret cinematographic techniques as Seagal to hit his 10min for ads is genius
@Satsujinki1973
@Satsujinki1973 7 сағат бұрын
The intro to this video shows the world that Space Ice is totally over Seagal's bullshit.
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