Neil Breen's Cade the tortured crossing Is So Corrupt & Immoral It Betrays The Public's Trust

[@SpaceIce]

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[@Kauffy901]

The best value in Patreon history!

[@TimTimmay]

I really hope this *Neal Breen Movie* was part of *MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION or SPECIAL OLYMPICS*

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Neil Breen is basically James Gunn with no budget, no shady connections, no Hollywood Gepetto Ring friends, no antecedants of problematic tweets and corn filmography, no gut and no balding issues. He's just one scandal away from bossing up all of Marvel and of Warner/DC while not being the CEO of the company at all.

[@butterthembiscuits4883]

Do we really have too?

[@kutter_ttl6786]

​@@butterthembiscuits4883Yes

[@terpdx]

I love that he lives in a huge castle but makes them sleep on the floor at the bottom of the stairs. Top-notch hospitality.

[@germaxicus6670]

Peasants sleep on the floor 😂

[@IwatchTubiTrash]

He actually offered them rooms, but they chose to sleep there.

[@Apanblod]

You can't piss on hospitalily. I WON'T ALLOW IT!!!

[@darabennett4316]

I thought the exact thing.

[@DaDamuse]

there is so much wrong with this video that i didnt even think about that 😂😂

[@afrostigmeister]

Breen v Seagal : 1. Breen has real hair 2. Breen's black jacket actually fits 3. Breen actually walked up the stairs 4. Breen DOES HIS OWN STUNTS!!

[@sharpfalcon6196]

Even Hong Kong films did #4. Space Ice, if you're reading this, you need to cover the Girls with Guns craze of the late 1980s to the early 1990s.

[@TheStarclipse]

Also Breen's movies are actually shown in theaters

[@KageNoTora74]

I suspect Breen also does his own effects and editing.

[@sloppypotato00]

@@KageNoTora74I also suspect hes playing all the role himself

[@JimmyJojoshabadoo]

5. Breen wears a suit to important affairs and associations while Segal says, "F**k it I can wear the same thing like a cartoon."

[@lordofleaves]

The fact that he always has a twin brother so he can have even more screentime is hilarious.

[@docc19]

Breen makes Tommy Wiseau look like Martin Scorsese

[@4saken404]

Breen makes Uwe Boll look like Francis Ford Coppola.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

@4saken404 Don't go Bollistic now ...

[@MarquisDeSang]

Breen makes Steven Seagal look like a martial art specialist.

[@JimmyJojoshabadoo]

This movie makes Troll 2 a cinematic masterpiece

[@mrbecker7628]

😂

[@obombomattatetrahondamog1461]

There is no way he isn't doing this on purpose at this point, Breen is a megamind of genius.

[@JasonHauser125]

I think Birdemic is the same. They KNOW it is ungodly bad, they know they can't do better than ungodly bad, and by God, their ungodly bad films get them attention, so they double down on it.

[@azynkron]

I am 100% sure he's so shit at making movies he really doesn't understand how shit he is. As John Cleese said, he's exactly missing the skill for knowing that his missing the skill.

[@JohnyPaprikas]

Nope, birdemic is completely different, it's over the top on purpose, while our boy breen is genuinely doing his best (worst) here thinking he's a grand director. Which he is, but, you know..

[@dragons_red]

Yes, this is why Breen's stuff is hilarious and Birdemic is not. You need that "tried so hard and believe it's good" to make a bad movie a GOOD bad movie.

[@hectoraccented5312]

I disagree, the first Birdemic was genuine, actors of the movie attest to that, the sequels were not

[@PrimitiveDSP]

Neil Breen has an exceptional ability to make all the clothes he wears to appear as though they are still on the hanger.

[@TekkamanBiker]

😂

[@Chuck_EL]

My first introduction into Neil was his infamous "Jim!" And "I can't believe you committed suicide" scenes 😂😂😂 Ahh Neil Breen how you brought me such laughter

[@SpiKSpaN-ei6zq]

😂😂

[@chadwickerman]

Would you rather he went back to more nude scenes like in his first few movies?

[@iyot1020]

neil breen production budget. 5% movie making 95% cocaine

[@kevinforslund52]

haha

[@VampirusX]

Ask him how high he is! Answer: His height

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

"Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”

[@txtamaman]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sloppypotato00]

From a total of $300 budget lol

[@smirkingdevil]

Green screen? The movie looked great! I downloaded it, transferred it to a VHS tape and watched it on my 1990s RCA TV. I felt like I was part of the movie!

[@henrydupuis5648]

Green Breen!

[@stevephillips7264]

Breen needs to be protected at all costs , so that he can continue this madness

[@edgabrielocay3376]

i agree

[@valeriacaissa4552]

I also agree!

[@chincrise]

Ooooooo yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh!!!!

[@bmo14lax]

4:12 is when I officially lost it. I'm laughing so hard over here.

[@ToadstedCroaks]

I've never seen so much Breen Screen used in one film before. Masterpiece.

[@DavideDavini]

I had to scroll down a lot to read your comment but it was worth it. Mate, you won the Internet today. Bravo. Cheers.

[@vibeslide]

Breen Screen. I'm dying 😂

[@aa11ct9]

only the breen machine

[@DavideDavini]

@@aa11ct9 lean mean, breen machine.

[@nonope1715]

Breenius.

[@Ainz_al_Ghul]

This movie actually won "Best Fantasy Film" and "People's Choice Award" at the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival of 2023.

[@JimmyJojoshabadoo]

That's it...film isn't an appreciated art anymore.

[@bethanyh1637]

Oh shit... It's true.

[@coling3957]

Whaaaat? 😂

[@grumblesa10]

What was the competition?

[@windflare1637]

​@@grumblesa10 Belly of The Birds, Code of Horray, Shadowguy, etc

[@ethanranger]

I love coming home, pushing my kids and wife away and watching the new Space Ice every Friday because I have priorities.

[@MattExzy]

Now imagine having a wife and kids and the priority being to act in a Neil Breen movie.

[@sandhanitizer15]

Daddy needs his alone time or things may get ugly

[@remysmith8743]

You must be like me, it’s the only 15 minutes of joy I get all week.

[@BadTV1993]

@@MattExzy Imagine actually wanting to have a wife & kids & then thinking that youre still normal

[@Punisher6791]

i have you beat, my wife and kids don't exist. more space ice for me :)

[@eggy6815]

This movie was so lazy I expected to see Steven Seagal in the credits.

[@HingleMacCringleberry]

Any actor who did their job well Breen would make them dial it down a few notches. Breen- Say your lines like you are dead inside and with irregular cadence.

[@ddenozor]

I feel bad for the amateur actors and actresses who signed up for the movie in hopes of catching the eyes of some producer or at least earn some money.

[@dood1e678]

People say he pays well. Also, I like to think that some people just enjoy acting and are aware that they're not particularly good at it. So they're probably happy to get paid for doing what they like.

[@richrodgers9961]

People make things difficult. So does finding locations and moving and operating equipment. He does less of those things all the time. CGI Breen is much less interesting to me. He’s just sitting at an old PC making up a silly story.

[@oliverwilliam6931]

No they're in this movie for money

[@inisipisTV]

The person who introduce Neil Breen to basic AfterEffects should be given a Noble Prize.

[@RomanesEuntDomus.]

Uh... Don't you mean a NOBEL prize???

[@Bigedub101]

​@@RomanesEuntDomus.No he meant NOBLE.

[@dumebiafran1180]

I remember him using Fusion not after effects 😅

[@swanclipper]

introduced? introduces? which one?

[@sztallone415]

@@RomanesEuntDomus. technically, he's still right, as Nobel means noble

[@DLNOT]

In an idiocratic alternate universe, Breen is our Spielberg

[@MadWorld75]

What Breen can do with a 50 dollar budget is amazing classic.

[@smilingearth5181]

What's even better is he has $49.99 to spare afterwards

[@kostastube2010]

The special effects are better than She-Hulk.

[@Hammern28]

@@smilingearth5181.... 99999999999999999.

[@valdivia1234567]

Space Ice and Neil Breen. Nothing else needs to be said.

[@tgg1765]

Steven Seagal enters the room

[@nomadic98]

Fu*k it, let's roll with it.

[@MrJedroi258]

Rób Schneider

[@nasilemak868]

"Where he showed the world"

[@charitysghost1207]

Exactly 😂

[@danw4490]

This movie has the best effects I've ever seen.

[@T0tenkampf]

the fact that this dude still takes himself seriously is amazing

[@DeadPixel1105]

Eh, I'm not so sure he's serious. I kind of think he's a massive troll that puts even Andy Kaufman to shame.

[@unluckygamer692]

@@DeadPixel1105 I think he was at first, this new stuff is hard to believe though. Pretty sure he's just having a laugh now

[@s3.14dervision]

Have you seen his website? It's epic!!

[@TomO-jv7jb]

@@unluckygamer692 Agreed. By this point he understands what he's known for and just goes with it. Unlike Seagal he actually has some self awareness.

[@drewmcgrath2450]

That tiger was next level.

[@amberlytheharpyqueen]

Neil got a green screen and figured he would never have to leave the creepy basement where he keeps his hostages...I mean actors, ever again.

[@Instamatic898]

It's a little-known fact that this film resulted in a temporary shortage of Chromakey Green in North America.

[@mmmhorsesteaks]

*chromakey breen

[@peterpan2859]

@@mmmhorsesteaks🤣🤣🤣

[@rockutron9000]

"It was the eye of Sauron that could easily see which spark plug was spitting" Lost it 🤣

[@kalybnielsen4183]

The spitting sparkplug is going to be the new Steven Seagal comment, no matter what, it will be in there somewhere, like a "Space Ice Where's Waldo?", it's just awesome

[@favoritemustard3542]

​@@kalybnielsen4183don't forget 💃🕺💃

[@favoritemustard3542]

...& don't forget the 💃🕺💃 lol

[@FuckPeople92]

GET OUT OF HERE 😂😂😂😂

[@NeoMatrix5]

Neil Breen movies are gonna be studied throughout history. they really are one of a kind

[@jonathankozenko]

"A CPS Agent who is working both sides" is a concept that's already a bit head-spinning

[@b0t123]

Supply and demand

[@richardsanchez5444]

So he's working for CPS and for the parents that are beating that child.

[@papabird4425]

If you were paying attention, he's only in it for the money

[@Atlink]

Holy shit I am fucking rolling at this commentary. "Five minutes and four countries later, he arrives and hauls ass inside" Jesus I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

[@ICEnovaTI]

You get it! YESSSS 😂😂😂 That’s why I love these videos. Great ab workout and dopamine drip af. 🙌🏻

[@BlazingOwnager]

Neil Breen is a master at directing CD-ROM adventure game FMVs, I'll tell you that

[@TheLastAshbringer]

THATS what i was trying to find a way to describe how this looked lol

[@asurlybarber3620]

That's what I was thinking, too. I almost expected cameos from Dana Plato and Mad Dog Mcree.

[@BlazingOwnager]

@@asurlybarber3620 Neil Breen's Mad Dog McRee is the video game movie we've all been waiting for. I know I'd watch it.

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

It's like Breen's only idea of what movies are, came from FMV games on the Sega CD.

[@riftvallance2087]

I'd like to think it's a deliberate stylistic choice.

[@Bigedub101]

​@@riftvallance2087 don't Insult Sega

[@Stable_Genius]

Sega CD? 😂 Maybe Sega Genesis

[@SovietChicken64]

@@Stable_Genius…But the Sega CD is an add-on for the Genesis?

[@navisanecrab9267]

It reminded me of the really old point and click adventure games, weird fucking plots and even stranger reasons for why things are.

[@ag3nt_green]

Does Neil Breen just play Neil Breen? I feel like he doesn't act. He just plays himself in fantasy scenarios.

[@velvethamster9809]

Disappointed didn’t get to see any abused laptops in his new movie :(

[@deathsyth8888]

That will be in the extended deluxe cut of the film for an extra $9.99

[@sharpfalcon6196]

His broken laptops didn't make it into the final cut.

[@ellerysmusic]

At least we got one scene with an abused keyboard

[@ellerysmusic]

At least we got one scene with an abused keyboard

[@richrodgers9961]

His new “cgi” movies aren’t even very fun to laugh at. They’re just lazy.

[@stevejohnson6593]

Neil Breen revolutionized the film making industry with those special effects that provide photorealism while being eco-friendly at all times.

[@purrgundy]

Between the white tiger woman and the eagle from Twisted Pair, he do be eco-friendly. He even paints the whole town green! (not that one 💸) 💚

[@markbrisec3972]

I don't think I've ever seen a complete movie filmed in front of a green screen... This has to be the cheapest and the least expensive 90 minutes in cinematic history.... Neil Breen outdone himself once again.

[@tracybrandt9524]

Amazing how “Winged Warrior” is introduced and dropped so quickly.

[@theworstactionhero9186]

This is just one of my horrible mushroom trips.

[@derrickbartledoo2680]

6:51 Breen smiling here is such a complex display of emotion. It looks like he can't decide if he's going for charming, or Hannibal Lecter, but instead of only failing at both, he shit himself in the attempt and knows that we know that.

[@notfromhere8889]

That's wild 😂

[@TheGuruStud]

I'm convinced every "actor" is an addict and will do anything for their next fix. Addiction is amazing.

[@ivanivanovichrasputin3098]

I think you hit the nail on the head. I was wondering what self-respecting person would ever subject themselves to this kind of torture.

[@travistolsma7074]

Has to be some sort of exploitation scheme. No aspiring actor would ever touch something like this, instant way to get blacklisted from future films.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”

[@FaceFamous]

This man won Best Fantasy and People's Choice awards last year😂😂😂..how the hell did that happen??

[@mrbeefy604]

They're just breens customers and all of them owe money, the reason for the new cast addition randomly was he spotted an 8th and never paid up.. that's like, 30 dollars bro, he needs that shit

[@smilingearth5181]

Neil Breen is that one kid in class who always thought he was smarter than the teacher

[@SneedBass]

Not just the teacher, Neil thought he was the smartest kid in the school

[@eduardodiaz9942]

He always plays some sort of messianic archetype in his movies, that should tell you something

[@chadwickerman]

seeing how he's made a lot of money as an architect and can now spend his time and money making art project movies, he probably is smarter than the teacher.

[@marcuswalters8093]

4:23 the fuck is going on

[@smilingearth5181]

@@chadwickerman He's living proof that being intelligent doesn't make you good at something xD

[@hazzamataz92]

I can't get over the two doctors both being directors of the facility and being names Megan Burns and Megan Curts. How hard was it to think of two different names

[@Frothenbath1]

That decision alone cut the "doctor naming" budget in half! That's just one of the genius aspects of Neil Breen!

[@neo-filthyfrank1347]

people sometimes have the same name, it happens, of all the things to complain about this is not a genuine or valid criticism, matter of fact it adds to the realism

[@bluevioletandlilac]

He was going for a Heathers thing.

[@kenn5287]

They did have 2 different names

[@martinrenzhofer8241]

The extended scream at being stuck with the sword was killer.

[@Mayelito7]

“and also Steven Seagal… F that guy…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@isaakhyde8327]

We got there 😂 I was nervous for a sec. Or a minute. Or all minutes leading up to the last second save.

[@richardhart9204]

… indeed!

[@adlibbed2138]

bro despises Seagal so much like I am still having vendetta against Chuunibyou, Inou Battle, Oshi No Ko & Yumemiru Danshi English dubs

[@PahadiSher]

​@adlibbed2138 Why Chunibiyo, if I may ask?

[@txtamaman]

😂😂😂

[@ebbderelict]

I'm not going through all the comments to see if this has been said already, but whatever, the BCU is the cinematic universe we need.

[@ChrisBoot]

I've watched a heck of a lot of Neil Breen reviews. This is probably the only one where I've had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I think I've watched this now 3 times and give the same reaction each time.

[@KasumiRINA]

Why the F did they greenscreen an empty street, a parking lot, and an abandoned building? Did cops just outright stop Breen from filming in public places, but some of these are deserted so why not actually bring actors there?

[@Le_Stadt]

Transport uses gas. Totally not in breens budget.

[@tomclemens5345]

Because he can! He’s Neil Breen! He’s a real director, with a green screen and everything! Also, getting permits is such a hassle.

[@EccentricWolven23]

Breen is in his seventies, tbf. This is a lot less physically demanding.

[@Silenced23]

I feel like Neil got excited to use his new graphics addon for his movie maker application on his computer. He probably wanted to use it as much as possible after using a KZbin tutorial on how to use it.

[@purrgundy]

I think it must be for audio and lighting purposes. He can just install two lightboxes and a microphone and call it a day, as long as the green screen is evenly lit. And who has time to care about light or audio engineering anyway 🤷‍♀️ Must be one of those really useless movie-making jobs like screenwriter, script, director of photography, costume designer, SFX artist, etc.

[@ShitterMcGavin]

It's just a hunch, but something tells me that Neil Breen ingests copious amounts of medical grade PCP on a regular basis.

[@SabertoothedTiger69]

4:20 in and I already agree with you. I hope he shares with the crew

[@r_aguilar68]

Not a hunch, your absolutely right.

[@Bellpipe41]

If he doesn’t, then it’s even more terrifying.

[@cjwhite9994]

​@@SabertoothedTiger69😮😮😮😮😅

[@chadwickerman]

No he doesn't. Some people just are wired differently and think of different things. It doesn't mean he uses drugs.

[@AntiSuperficials]

I saw a clip from Neil's youtube channel with 1,6 k comments and scrolling thru it a lot I realised that he answers to all the few good comments so he sees all the bad ones also but ignores them , and the funniest part was that there were some over obviously sarcastic comments that he didn't get but thaught they were sincere and responded with "Thanks" like he done to most of the good ones when he dont direct you to other movies of him instead when somebody say he liked a particular movie

[@AntiSuperficials]

O and in one of his comments he said that the script for the 6th movie is complete so another film is on the way 😮

[@MelBaugh24]

There's absolutely no way Breen thinks his movies are any good at all. I refuse to believe anyone can be that disconnected from reality

[@Baalenciaga666]

@NoBetterBentleyif you listen to him it’s actually inspiring. Imagine he’s just doing what he loves and lets no one stop him. Not even common sense. It’s actually cool on some level

[@marcuswalters8093]

I *can't* believe it. I *can't* believe it.

[@tomsdottir]

I know people who still go to church every Sunday, so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

[@splatninja9447]

​@@tomsdottirOoooh ooooh what a hardcore edge lord oooooooh. That's not low hanging fruit at all.

[@lodxmas]

I wrote it before but my theory is that he has some kind of undiagnosed brain illness or something. I also refuse to believe that someone without some kind of medical conditions can make something so insane. It is as if a non human creature was trying to make movies about humans without understanding humans or life on earth.

[@0xfded]

Neil Breen "mastering" the green screen is the best thing ever. There needs to be an Oscar for best use of stock footage.

[@D_Smith81]

Breen's green screen is phenomenal!

[@BDHO73]

As good as his CGI tiger? Impossible.

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent21]

Im keen on breens green screen

[@jlc5639]

@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 amen

[@skylined5534]

As someone else coined it in another comment, 'breen screen' 😂

[@Fakan]

I get that I'm new to this channel and mostly binged on Seagal vids, but what in the actual hell did I just watch? Why did this movie look like a 90's FMV point-and-click adventure game? What just happened? My head hurts so much.

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

Neil Breen is slightly insane. For my part, I think he is part of a hollyweird money laundering scheme. "Here Neil, take this 100k to make a movie, and when it bombs, we will hit up the insurance dudes." But Neil, being the genius he is, spends about $ 1500 on the film and keeps the rest.

[@williamtoad8040]

I am now dedicating my life to creating the most epic action hero actor ever: Neiven Breagal

[@jaimeortega4940]

Back in the 70s there was an early morning kids show called "Land of the Lost." I believe this is where Breen developed his "special effects" skills from. Pretty hilariously terrible.

[@ak1ranger]

Breen makes Land of the Lost (which I loved!) look like Avatar!

[@voltijuice8576]

kroffts had production quality!

[@Truedoogie]

You did such a good job summarizing this "film" and at least a handful of the remarkably stupid parts of this nightmare.

[@clivedinosaur8407]

No better way to start the weekend than to wake up to a review of another Neil Breen masterpiece.

[@C.L.Hinton]

2:18 "Luckily for them, Breen just happens to be in the area doing some sh¡t you ain't ready for." ...Aaaand I'm already laugh-crying 😂

[@rmarkley79]

The line delivery at 7:45 is incredible! Thanks Space, you're always showing us what the true art of cinema really is.

[@somaraisan]

You can't fake that!

[@rmarkley79]

@@somaraisan acting school and years of training for sure!

[@quixoticeefster2955]

Meryl Streep ain’t got shit on her

[@annielavoie6165]

“oh my god…” 😐 🚶‍♀️

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

How, Neil!? Just, how...? HOW.... this very consistent level of quality?

[@noneayourbusiness5149]

"It's so advanced, you can hear the Doppler Effect from inside the vehicle!" Ok that one made me snort! :D

[@John-zq8nf]

Your summary make this movie look better than it is

[@engil2534]

unironically, Breen is a genius. He can make the most obviously tongue-in-cheek ridiculousness and still have people wonder whether he's serious.

[@jamesfoley6939]

This man is a legend and must be protected at all costs!

[@PluralFish]

Marvel is in trouble trying to match this screen play and script work 😅

[@mrhoneycutter]

I’ve genuinely had fever dreams that were more coherent than every Breen film I’ve ever seen. This man is the most baffling combination of committed to his “art” and completely incompetent I’ve ever seen.

[@WWE2KUNIVERSEELITE]

Man, struggling actors and actresses taking anything up to pay their rent.

[@terencem8795]

10:57'It's a tiger, it doesn't have to do sh•t!'😂😂😂

[@carbonc6065]

... But ANYways ...

[@LG-kk7wo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TECHNOIR]

I am actually beginning to enjoy the Breen aesthetic - it's comforting to know that EVERY scene is inept. Hey I did the same when making stupid movies as a teenager with friends with a VHS camera and having no understanding of the 180 rule. Breen, he don't give a shit, that's staying in. Obvious green screen, final cut baby. The man's an unalloyed genius. 'Cade the Tortured Crossing' ? Say what? How about ''The Chutzpah of Breen's Hairy Brass Balls'. The man is evidently, thus commendably without shame and I salute him.

[@oyayemayafaro7307]

"Im disintegrating Cade!" with the most deadpan expression on his face and a lifeless gleam in his eyes

[@robertpayne6781]

This is the most innovative, inspired, masterful use of green screen I have ever seen.

[@sblinder1978]

4:20 Her wings being upside down makes this Pure Breenius

[@nightmaretheater_TheCount]

9:43 He's traveling so fast in that Ferrari he seems to have blown off the whole back right section of the vehicle! 😂

[@jojoduellinksadventures394]

“So they call all fight embarrassingly And die stupidly” 🤣🤣

[@RonzHigh]

These Neil Breens are the hardest to get through. Non-stop facepalming, laughing and cringing this whole video! 😂 Thanks bud! These videos are always so entertaining!

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

12:09 thats the friggin drunk SUV driver 😂

[@MaesterMike]

1:37 I absolutely love this part. "But luckily for them, _she_ invented a new row of seats between the first and the second." Where the hell did that woman even come from, and how is she sitting in that car?

[@JohnDoe-cz5yz]

I'm sad that maestro gave up and just using a green screen now. His sets and decorations were legendary.

[@ashvandal5697]

I can’t figure out how you continue to make these videos so damn hysterical

[@chaddraper4319]

This has it all: the visuals of 90's FMV games like Return to Zork, the fight choreography of Steven Seagal, and the writing of Neil Breen!

[@thebubonicj]

It was nice of the Nostalgia Critic to let Neil use his green screen room

[@MaxPower-ke5rq]

3:52 pants ripped at the thigh, Neil Breen, you animal. He couldn’t control himself… again

[@rlg1976x]

Only a Neil Breen film can make a Steven Seagal film look Oscar worthy in comparison.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

No he can't

[@adlibbed2138]

I also might I add EA, Activision, and Ubisoft with their recent games

[@connorrobinson9548]

I saw this in theaters, 30,000 people on their feet by the end, thunderous applause. Amazing

[@maxstr]

This looks like a ride in Universal Studios where you get to pretend you're in a movie, and at the end you have to pay for a DVD of it 😂

[@pointenone]

This is masterful filmmaking. I’m always very excited to see the new Breen movie. He’s a literal phenomenon

[@dogstar5927]

I’d rather watch Cade the Tortured Crossing than The Marvels, Madam Web or the Rings of Power anytime ! 🙄🤦🏽‍♂️

[@187onaPigeon]

We should all donate to make a point and click adventure game with Breen making the cutscenes and all sprite (animation) work

[@BigD123749]

How in the fuck is this even considered a movie 😂

[@martincoetzee5922]

"Spark plug spittin" gets me every time 😂😂

[@felixflatterer6646]

poor space ice just does not get the artsy brilliance of THE neil breen. sad but true

[@Floodsye]

I thought I'd seen all the dumbest plot points in movies, but a CPS worker being "in it for the money" tops everything so far.

[@todd8398]

This may be the most Neil Breen movie ever. I stood up and applauded when he said "It's Breenin' time!"

[@themoviedealers]

And then he Breened all over that guy

[@theelder4797]

If Neil reveals on his def bed that these movies were jokes, he will be the ultimate 🧌 of all time.

[@YuniorGamboa]

Where does he get this these people to feature in his movie.😅

[@cbhlde]

Thank you, Neil Breen for delivering such exceptional content for Space Ice - we appreciate that! :)

[@sniegasx]

I also am fan of one Neil Breen's cinematics. Very lovely movie review. Movie 5 stars of 5 stars so in total its 10 stars and one bonus star for 10 stars.

[@sniegasx]

yes

[@rickmorty726]

When you want make a movie but you only have 10$ budget 😅

[@moscaxXx21]

"and then the whole building explodes" mr. breen what?? you heard me

[@Jack_huntakilla]

Tell me this isnt real 😂

[@isaacgary6801]

3:04 that scream 😂

[@kinghoodofmousekind2906]

This feels like a fmv videogame lost to time! Actually, I'd want an ironic game in Breen's style.

[@jujubees5855]

I'm surprised that I haven't come across any interviews by former cast members of these films to get an idea of what it's like to work for this dude. I wonder if you make some sign in NDA because you would think people would be talking.

[@goatwarrior3570]

I feel like they're all part of some cult and Neil is the leader.