Neopets is back! I think??

Your Neopets are not dead, they cannot die. Just go feed them an ummagine.
Watch all of this stuff happen live on Twitch at
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Video edit and thumbnail by the fantastic Ashtaric, who you can find here:
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[@elieatsbooks]

I never played neopets as a kid and I feel like i just speedran a new childhood watching this video

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

Imagine her reaction when she finds out NeoPets made an official cookbook Congrats on the marriage btw

[@lukehdarowlet9321]

The world became a darker place when i learned that the Extreme Potato game has died. o7 Extreme Potato

[@Attomic7kitten]

I was playing this in the background while playing another game and the minute the snow muncher music started... the jolt of nostalgia I felt is indescribable

[@CraniumAmbiguity]

There was a guide, once upon a time, that you could use to get the secret avatars among other things. One of them was info on the wheel of monotony. It had a (rng#*t) that ranged between 30min to hour(s). The number wasn't encrypted, so you could find out what the wait time was and just come back when it was done. Also the bat thing had a button to raise lower the cape after you hit it. So you could change it's drag/angle of approach. It was a game about timing and falling in style.

[@cakejumper]

If you EVER remember the name of this guide I would love to see it! I could get hours of my life back

[@CraniumAmbiguity]

​@@cakejumper Here is a quote from a quick google search: "In the old monotony wheel, there used to be a way where you can check the active .swf file on the wheel to see what your prize would be without having to wait. Unfortunately TNT patched this hole, so now you have to wait an indefinite amount of time." -neopets-cheats So they patched it a long time ago.😞 Also the wheel has a wait time of 1h- 24h. Edit: Today I learned that KZbin doesn't like it when you post links in the comments.

[@monsieursernif6217]

@@cakejumperIsn’t the guide just the entirety of the site of jellyneo? The site that neopets, like, full on endorses?

[@Mini_Squatch]

Damn this unlocked some truly ancient core memories like holy shit.

[@minimunchkinn]

I miss the simple days of early internet and silly little flash games

[@cakejumper]

honestly me too! I sound like a boomer saying this but I really miss sites like this, the internet still felt like this really cool, huge places with endless possibilities. I'm so glad they're working on breathing new life into Neopets!

[@Uloncl]

now this is the AAA game weve been waiting for AAA meaning AAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA

[@cakejumper]

Fun fact! There is a charater in the Neopets universe who goes by AAA who is referred to as the Games Master.

[@toobin5613]

The wheel of minotoney spins eternally click click click click it is a never ending cycle of click click click click it haunts my dreams click click click click when there is quiet there is click click click click The wheel of minotoney is eternal

[@cakejumper]

Mono Tony is IN FOR IT

[@Mini_Squatch]

@@cakejumper the poor man has mono, leave him be!

[@Ashtaric]

This stream unlocked a lot of teen memories for me, and I am now reunited with my 15 year old Neopets account and 2008 tragically named "BlueeTearDrop" pet 😅

[@omgitscake8933]

the wheel of monotony deserves a cult of its own

[@cakejumper]

We can start one! Gonna start spinning it every day and making a grand announcement of whether I've gotten anything or not

[@damppigeon.]

giant omelette, my beloved

[@KhanaHatake]

We'll never know what the wheel of monotony had for us 😞

[@asceticblur]

I don't know if you know DougDoug but his best friend Parkzer is the most notorious Neopets hacker in the world. Legend has it he's still cloning characters for the Triads deep in the Golden Triangle.

[@safaiaryu12]

I cannot believe Neopets still exists, and yet still looks like it's 2005. I don't know how this works.

[@cakejumper]

It's almost impressive that so much of the site still works!

[@jakethesnake95]

i got into neopets my senior year of high school 2012-2013 lmao i kinda wanna go back and revisit it

[@GemedetAdept]

Honestly good job you came back to it *after* the Neopet NFTs, gods what a disaster that was.

[@nosleeptonight]

This legit makes me wanna go check in on my like... 20 year old neopets account 😆 once or twice a year just for nostalgia I log in and check on my pets and feed them and play a couple game.s it might be that time again.

[@IDKsomethingamazingIG]

Omg! I found you for the first time during the Twitch stream when you were brainstorming titles for this video!

[@josuemendoza3783]

Cakejumper is back! I think?

[@cakejumper]

I'm SOMEWHERE

[@sigmasawayama]

10:05 why does speeding up cake's voice give her an american accent

[@Netzocot]

I love this video id love more neopets content (also from my experience switching tabs can pause the wheel)

[@liambradley7633]

There was only one time the Wheel of Monotony stopped for me, I won myself a special "spin" avatar!

[@Anti-i25]

5:42 Ah lads, not again

[@cakejumper]

We've had first potato famine, yes, but what about-

[@bugraakis]

the almost gummy pink rat was escaped from barbie games universe

[@jessicatam8319]

Omg my childhood memories….

[@blakksheep736]

Also happy wedding!

[@SpikeyLoaf]

Just one question. Did you ad dave or shark as a new neopet?

[@noob1n8or]

Tragically, the old flash games work best in Microsoft Edge. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

[@cakejumper]

I'm not going to sleep tonight. WHY EDGE WHY

[@blakksheep736]

How much of neopets is _actually_ looking at your neopets?

[@blakksheep736]

ACHOOOO

[@dennysoto1236]

That first one was definitely a milennial 😂

[@zenvariety9383]

I remember when I was a kid/young teen Neopets used to be more lively. Yet as an on and off user I think Neopets needs a Web 3 revamp. Honestly if they added a crypto faucet that can pay users in crypto or be converted to NeoCash then that would be great.