Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas With A Rolling Pin?

[@sirbill_greebi3811]

"Young man, please fix my rolling pin." "Sure." *throws it away and grabs another. "Here you go."

[@Aurilaushe]

I love the idea of the NCR repair guy just giving her new rolling pins from their own supply because he thinks she's just some kind old lady that keeps breaking them because she's clumsy or something, only to find out that "kind old lady" used one of those rolling pins to kill the Legion's most feared commander.

[@sonicmastersword8080]

Given how easy it is to manufacture rolling pins, would not shock me if there is a whole warehouse of these things stocked somewhere.

[@ZeSgtSchultz]

Have you done "Can you beat New Vegas as an Omerta?" That would truly test your willpower.

[@deadmaw3866]

How devious! *looks at name* yeah that one checks out.

[@Josh12323]

Nesbert will never be able to do this run.

[@kaballfs]

That'd be fun to watch.

[@themuttonspecial6565]

@@kaballfs agreed, this would be fun to watch

[@MikuJess]

Maybe a "become the last Omerta standing" side objective would make it more bearable.

[@dontshootmex5588]

First the pan, now the rolling pin. Looks like Nerbit's joining the deadly kitchen utensil club together with Mitten Squad and his fork.

[@an0rmalname179]

We just need the kitchen gun to round out the deadly kitchen supplies!

[@Yusei970]

I love this guy he is peak comedy

[@roofzi6372]

Frying pan ->Rolling pin -> fork and knife (tes5s) -> kitchen gun. Best series we could ever ask for

[@raptorjesus5870]

What happened to mitten squad?

[@roofzi6372]

@@raptorjesus5870 a bad spiral with mental illness and alcohol

[@IkariTTV]

It was a 50/50 shot of this being an actual run, and 22 minutes of Nerbit beating a physical copy of Fallout New Vegas with a rolling pin.

[@zeusokaylay6799]

Lol

[@robertmagill6005]

I'd have been up for either.

[@blockwearingman]

no way

[@blockwearingman]

you have a great mindset

[@ya_man_poolzy_innit1110]

Nerbit, you gotta learn. You tease us with a challenge, we’re gonna flock to that idea

[@armanada7600]

just like abe lincoln, there gotta be another video on Fallout 4

[@tmi1234567]

​@@armanada7600 why not also fallout 3 😂

[@ZackieTheBun]

@@tmi1234567 already did it

[@ZackieTheBun]

@@tmi1234567 unless you mean another vid

[@kristenleopold7149]

What if he says: maybe I’ll do a run where I do it normally

[@ColonelMustache]

I love the idea that the Courier is an elderly woman who is so terrifyingly strong, she can cave in power armor and send grown men flying through the air using just a rolling pin. I imagine she uses it simply because a super sledge in her hands would just liquify everything it came in contact with, which would be way tougher to clean.

[@thelivingglitch1371]

Juggernaut Muriel

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

like how Mama Murphy has 19 strength

[@napatora]

​@@MagnusTonitrum117lmao i was gonna say it's the mama murphy run

[@kamikaze4172]

I love how the Legion say "Die, Coward!" Even as what is essentially their roided up general is running for his life from an old woman attempts to scramble his head egg

[@zanthe_]

Now you've got to do it with the Cleaver, the Kitchen Knife, the stand mixer, and the baking sheet.

[@Waffles-Mcnachos]

LET NERBIT COOK!!!

[@ashwolf2006]

​@@Waffles-Mcnachos breaking bad starring Nerbit

[@thathunterboi8555]

And the finale: skyrim as the gourmet

[@BloodWolfXZ]

"Can you beat Fallout as Gordon Ramsay." Only cooking tools as weapons, only healing with food you cook yourself. Bonus points for choosing asshole responses in dialogue.

[@topollillo6713]

Don’t forget cook-cook heavy flame thrower

[@mmWz-fz8to]

Nerbit has finally unlocked babushka's deadliest weapon *The AK Rolling-Pinnovich*

[@therealevilmudbug]

That's a mouthful Automatic Kalashnikov Rolling-Pinnovich

[@windhelmguard5295]

the RP-47

[@iron_69]

"Back in my day we defended home with rolling pin"

[@miss_baphomet]

imagine being lanius, this legendary warrior, and dying from a grandma beating you with a rolling pin for 20 minutes

[@bayoyo5938]

Fallout new vegas but you must kill all named npcs that have beards and mustaches. Note: Npcs that have their face covered do not count towards the challenge even if they have beards and or mustaches Another note: any npc you come across that has beards and or mustaches must also be killed

[@cernunnos8917]

Do it with the straight razor, too!

[@Janoha17]

@@cernunnos8917 The Barberian

[@cephaleaorion4888]

sheogorath run

[@felabugg1]

What about Lanius, who has his face covered with a bearded mask?

[@Headlessgenie]

I think bearded masks count

[@Nic2121]

With regards to Malcom Holmes. Him and a number of other encounters will path to the Mojave Outpost Barracks (the building Nerbit had just lefted) once they've finished speaking with the player. They despawn right in front of the building's enterance. In this case, Malcom caught Nerbit just as he was exiting the building, so as he exited dialogue, desapwned as he was right in his despawn trigger.

[@pol2.078]

Ah yes, you truly do keep these banger videos "rolling" along. Probably for the best to put a "pin" on the New Vegas gameplay mechanics but as usual, these builds are just godly that you make. Puns aside man love your videos.

[@forthemysterians7630]

This was great and very punny in a non-cringey way

[@Nerbit13098]

Thank you, I got a good chuckle form these lol

[@IamaPERSON]

Are you still telling jokes? Cause I want to join, but mine might be crusty.

[@finnianramsey4634]

@@Nerbit13098 Why haven't you pinned it yet?

[@ValentineValteri]

You need to be flattened.

[@Doomrider19651]

Ahh yes, Muriel from Courage had finally had enough of the dog doing all the work, she decided to unleash her inner 1% power. Truly glorious!

[@HenryGreenEngine3]

An old lady powerful enough to rival Grandma Sparkle herself... truly terrifying.

[@G0OSEM0OSE-810]

No one can rival Grandma Sparkle😂

[@sherdest5141]

Damn if Muriel could've done this then courage really didn't need to help her so much. Muriel got her own excalibur.

[@ashwolf2006]

Nerbit should really sometimes becareful with his jokes, cause the viewers will use it as an idea for a can you beat XX run.

[@magicpyroninja]

Or is that what he wants you to think as he's cleverly suggesting the videos he wants to make and you're saying yes make it

[@toe_sucker_4165]

Based and Abraham Lincolnpilled

[@eliezeririzarry247]

I've had this idea for a while now, and im sure youre the perfect one to do it Nerbit: Can you beat *insert FO game* while being a big coward? Basically, find your preferred list of the top 10 phobias people hold and roleplay them being at the heart of your character. Running away from dogs, snakes, and spiders, avoiding needles and climbing down steep heights; I think it coukd make for a great mix-up kind of run!

[@lemongrass5412]

You should turn this into a Grandma run, like, you can only wear the Spring Time Casual Clothes (or whatever they're called), only heal yourself with nibblies you made yourself, and, of course, use only the rolling pin

[@nicolebee3283]

If you’re curious why Malcolm despawned at the outpost it’s because it’s the location he’s programmed to go to despawn. Like after meeting you he walks to that door in the outpost and then poof gone

[@AWESOMEANCHOVIES]

Wassup Looks like grandma is going to bake some cookies with that rolling pin Also: Wifi 4: the failiure

[@AlienFan25]

Uh Courage jokes or references to the show. Uhm "You make me look bad!"

[@AWESOMEANCHOVIES]

I dunno

[@Jaxvidstar]

10:20 Your on a roll with those puns, Nerbit.

[@DanteYewToob]

Imagine being part of a badass techno-mechanical militia and an old lady with a rolling pin hacks your computers, sets off a self destruct sequence, fights dozens of armored soldiers and then outruns your guards… an old lady outran your guards with a brisk power walk. The Brotherhood should be fucking embarrassed…

[@oistyer]

“Crucify me like a Korok” I laughed way too hard at this

[@CordyBrush]

"Can you beat Zelda: ToTK with only Korok weapons? 😂

[@purplehaze2358]

Man, I didn't know Muriel would develop such a bloodlust following the nuclear war.

[@everardoreyes2969]

She’s like John wick, becomes a badass after nuclear war killed courage

[@generalstrategy6952]

I like how Lanius sounded like a couple of dropped empty tin cans everytime the super slam went off

[@MegaPokefan97]

When you do Fallout 4, make it a Muriel Bagge Run. Rolling Pin weapon Kindly, old lady (try to peacefully resolve any situation that can be resolved without violence)

[@XH1927]

For bonus points, turn Dogmeat pink and bring him along

[@drgojira6044]

"THE THINGS I DO FOR LOVE"

[@aardappelgang6335]

You are really making the dough with these videos

[@Sandmandodds]

Missed the chance to name her grandma sparkle and replace the actual one in fallout 3. Love your videos, they help keep me going.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Local well-dressed tribal shoots his granny in the head, who proceeds to punish him and the entire Nevada desert for being a naughty boy.

[@lUseMyBlade]

"Stupid Rex! You made me look bad OOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGAAAA 👺" The king probably

[@tbotalpha8133]

5:30 Malcolm Holmes vanished because he, like many NPCs in New Vegas, has a set location he's ordered to move to after his encounter with the player. Malcolm's location is right in front of the Mojave Outpost building, and as soon as he reaches that spot, he vanishes instantly. Since you were stood at that spot when he caught up with you, he vanished immediately. Many A True Nerd did a video investigating this a long time ago, looking at where a bunch of different New Vegas NPCs go after their interactions with the player are concluded.

[@Nexillian_]

Our guy never learns when he tempts us with a good challenge idea lol

[@The_Archer-he2ft]

That scene with hardin at 18:00 is truly terrifying, those eyes stare into my soul

[@kadinromine1553]

"I ran into some of the Legion who thankfully didn't crucify me like a Korok." Probably laughed harder than i should have.

[@joseybryant7577]

That poor Korok just trying to reach its friend 😢

[@skyboygamer424]

Imagine being one of the most feared man in a legion which is know to be very evil and then proceeding to get killed by a old grandma with a rolling pin

[@GorNaKat]

Dumping Agility is actually quite a big miss, i think Agi increases your animation speed in everything and most importantly - in reload and melee attack, so dumping agi, especially in melee build, loses you a LOT of DPS.

[@DanteYewToob]

I love how granny “sheathes” her rolling pin like a sword. Like a badass granmurai warrior! Haha I’m just picturing a badass old lady, like a Helen Mirren type bashing skulls and casually sheathing her pin as she walks away. Like John Wick but old lady. Someone stole the wrong pie! That pie was meant as a tribute to her dead husband and some bastard stole it off the window sill… and now they will pay with blood!

[@runningthemeta5570]

Grandma Roll is the kind of Grandma that doesn’t fall for the trick her grandkids do where they turn her brightness down and say it’s broken.

[@MechaDokk]

5:35 if any one is wondering why he disappeared it's because he goes to the Mojave Outpost Barracks to despawn

[@Felix010B]

Another 20 minutes of my shift has flown by. This has to be my favorite cooking show.

[@TheValiantBob]

Y'know, it makes a lotta sense Granny Rolly would side with Mr. House. The moment she'd see him for the first time her grandma instincts would kick in because he is nothing but skin and bones!

[@SebastianTheSaiyan]

I feel a little embarrassed. I just did a casual playthrough of NV where I did all the same stuff, but with the super sledge instead, and now Nerbit does it with the rolling pin. Great video!

[@entertheunknown3554]

5:43 fun thing most of the star bottle cap related npcs run to the outpost to despawn after talking to you

[@DaddyxDagoth]

Nerbit returns with another banger❤️

[@Nerbit13098]

Thanks man :)

[@HylianKnight02]

3:15 "From here, I say hello to some Legion troops, who THANKFULLY don't crucify me like a Korok.". I see Tears of the Kingdom got to you too.

[@kupokinzyt]

Can you beat Fallout 3 as Grandma Sparkles? You must install 100 mods at random and manage to make it to the end of the game with without crashing. Every time you crash, you must restart from the entrance of Vault 101 (you are allowed to make a hard save here). A shout-out to Mitten Squad if you will, this would probably put a smile on his face.

[@zeusokaylay6799]

That sounds like hell. That's a great idea

[@Feenecks]

In the Benny "fight" you got progress to the "Knocked Up" challenge. That's poetry right there.

[@xtraGeona]

Waking up every friday morning to a new upload, it's what convices me that fridays are the best, keep 'em coming Nerbit! Thank you for the videos!

[@claytonhanson6438]

I had no idea the slide show at the end was just the courier standing in a room in 1st person. I love fallout games so much!! Reminds me of the train part in fo3 dlc where the "train" is just a giant train shaped hat that an npc wears while he runs really really fast. Best thing ever.

[@unlikelysuspect5491]

But can you beat NV using a holdingstill pin? that would be a real challenge

[@marcimarc7602]

“Who don’t crucify me like a Korok” 3:17 . I love this reference so much.

[@arizona-hunter6684]

Feels good to be home on the wastes, watching you mess around in FNV.

[@arizona-hunter6684]

Nerbit can you do a Can You Beat FNV with only the Katana?

[@arizona-hunter6684]

Nerbit why do hate the Omertas?

[@Zamtrios245]

14:00 I don't want to know where the pin would have gone... *shudders*

[@AirboundTheMadlad]

Come on nerbit we knew if you were even gonna mention this run that you would be on a roll from start to finish 👀

[@Rebel3000]

Omerita's stole local bakers chef hat, baker seeks vengange with a rolling pin

[@gabrielledebourg2487]

Video suggestion: Can you beat New Vegas with only unique weapons? While easy on paper… only using unique weapons will present challenges in how to get them, spread out ammo and skills. And mostly because I’d wanna see how Nerbit tackles it!

[@ryantew8116]

Isn’t the Weathered 10mm pistol you start with a unique weapon?

[@Worldlierstar77]

Something fun you can do within the rollin pin run arc is try and cook all the consumables/food in the game. Be a yrue grandma and make sure the wastland is never hungry!

[@troperhghar9898]

Next video "How many different ways can I kill the railroad"

[@arbiter771]

A rolling pin run could be really cool if put with some other challenge. Make it a chef run where you can only heal with cooked foods, no stimpacks, beds, bags, water or anything else. Maybe make it extra challenging and fun and make it so to complete the run you have the beat the game and cook one of every single food in the game, like the skyrim gourmet challenge or something of the sort. Fallout 4 has a big list of cookable stuff, and would be more interesting than just rolling pin alone.

[@thewaterlord27]

Gotta say you are on a *roll* with these challenges. Okay I will leave after that pun.

[@GobPalRosieVT]

I hope this comment gets... pinned.

[@shardgunner4815]

Pausing at 1:22 Okay, I know we all asked for a “rolling pin only run” and didn’t add any other challenge requirements, BUT, how cool would this run be if it was like: rolling pin only, I have to take cannibal, old world gourmet, tribal wisdom, and any and all other food related perks, I can only restore health through eating corpses and preparing food, and I have to be naked until I kill Philippe and take his suit then kill cook cook and take his hat. Just brainstorming, mainly bc I wanna see how many of these ideas Nerbit also had tehehe

[@Furufoo]

4:47 Fun fact, these specific mantises can be killed by just walking on them

[@Malkontent1003]

This applies to all baby mantises, if I recall correctly. And normal babies, actually.

[@The-jy3yq]

Fails the run Nerbit had already (accidentally) done it

[@Prince_Luci]

That might be the most embarrassing death the Legate has ever had.

[@generalred6260]

He's one step away from doing a Gordon Ramsey run in any Fallout game

[@stevengull6703]

Rarely have I seen a more fitting thumbnail for a video. Pure perfection.

[@burge117]

Man I love NV runs! Hope you are doing good man?

[@Nerbit13098]

I am, and thank you :)

[@cheesaliciousable]

Grandmother Whupass... Got so tired of the Powder Gangers tomfoolery she decided to straighten out the whole Mojave.

[@Cakesadamant]

Attempt 4 of requesting Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas as Nerbit?

[@Sebastian_A_Var_Herman]

Suggestion for a character/historical figure run: “Can you beat Fallout New Vegas as general Douglas MacArthur?” A bit of context: MacArthur was a US general who was famously fired during the Korean War after he revealed that his plan to win the war was to launch a massive tactical nuke attack at the border between the Korean Peninsula and China. His idea was to turn the area into a wasteland to prevent troops and aid to make it to the peninsula. Basically this would be a Fat Man focus run. That’s why I suggested New Vegas BTW, as the Gun Runners' Arsenal DLC let’s you buy different types of mini nukes. Hopefully this helps to make the challenge more than a pacifist run with extra steps, plus the variety of explosions might help to make the experience less repetitive, and maybe even tactical as each type of mini nuke have different aspects. Also because this is a character run, you should know that despite his willingness to use nukes MacArthur only carried a .32 semi automatic pocket pistol (apparently for him the solution for most problems was either an scalpel or a chainsaw). The only .32 pistol in New Vegas is the Police Pistol from the Dead Money DLC, the problem is that’s a revolver not a semi automatic pistol, however any other relatively small pistol should do the trick. Whatever the case, the pistol should be useful at the beginning of the run and for killing anything that might have survived a mini nuke. As for the look? The best I can think of is to get general Oliver’s uniform (boots and cap included) and complement it with some massive sunglasses and a smoking pipe, though for that last one anything relatively close to it should do the trick. That being said someone pointed out to me that the Lonesome Road DLC has the “US Army General outfit”, problem is that outfit is dominated by a trench coat (making it very WW1ish), while general Oliver’s clothes more closely resembles what MacArthur used to wear. Someone also mentioned that one of the requirements of the run should be to complete the Lonesome Road DLC, or just detonate all the nukes in it. I would also suggest collecting all 14 of the normal mini nukes that are in the base game, though I feel like that it might be a bit boring compared to everything else on the run. Attempt: 5

[@serPomiz]

I believe a fuller "can you beat nv as a grandma", which means just the dress, the rolling pin, the knife, and exclusivelly using stuff you cook for healing (plus healing snuffles leg because grandma kisses help everything) would be more intense, but I really don't want to unleash that on an unmodded run

[@joseybryant7577]

I like to imagine the courier explaining the run plans to Doc Mitchell. "Maybe you do have some damage from that bullet."

[@levelthreetunt9620]

How about a challenge run where you can only kill someone with their own weapon after knocking it out of their hands?

[@Otterdisappointment]

Watching these videos at the end of the day is indescribably comforting. The really gimmicky runs where you break the game with the limitations you use lose my attention in 3 minutes max. This does not apply to the longer ones I don’t mind the inconsistent upload rate or varying length of videos because it’s still good to see you still playing these games and you always make it fun.

[@VofTheSkysEnd]

I guess that does answer if we can beat a Fallout game as a chef, given Nerbit's ability to make any cooking tool a homicide charge.

[@guardian5274]

Fun challenge and I love the Courage the Cowardly dog reference in that thumbnail. And I want to humbly suggest the Can you beat Skyrim as Minecraft Steve? Rules are you must collect materials and craft your own gear, food and potions. Your allowed to pick up a pickaxe because there is no way to craft one. You must also train blacksmithing and get better gear like in Minecraft. Additional tidbit is that any trading if you decide to do that must be done with emeralds. Also the level of smithing skill you gain is tied to the items cost, so the more expensive the item you craft the more skill you gain.

[@daultonhusmann1365]

Not sure if its been said but the teaser for your "Abe Lincoln in Skyrim" idea popped in my head the other day while playing and a Battleaxe and crossbow build would fit with the vampire hunter aspect of the character Love your videos, always a great watch

[@daveworkman2013]

My grandma’s bludgeoning weapon of choice was in fact a cast iron skillet that was handed for generations.

[@Darkwolfe73]

"I'm just here to do the talking, and the occasional bonking." Aren't we all Nerb, aren't we all.

[@scarletcrusader5431]

4:24 "I need a few more levels under my belt and percs in my system" True

[@xxJagMasterGxx]

Great video. In Fallout 76 (I know, but I enjoy it) my main character is a grandma that uses kitchen tools like the rolling pin, and gives other players food. Its a fun RP experience.

[@lenoxavalon3051]

I didn't look at the realise date of the video so I wasn't prepared for 3:18 's "Crucify me like a korak." XD

[@anubiscerberus4348]

2:41 There is a Rolling Pin in GoodSprings, at the summit of the Gecko Hideout where you are asked to "save" an imaginary wife.

[@shuckeegaming]

3:15 "who thankfully don't crucify me like a Korok" 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheLastArbiter]

2:18 there can only be one murderous granny in Freeside 😂

[@regalia5486]

I was just running through the Blue Paradise Vacation Rentals in F:NV, found 2 rolling pins inside, and thought, "Hey! Didn't Nerbit say something about this??"" Oh and btw great videos!! Keep it up man!!

[@Werewolf_Korra]

Can you beat Skyrim as a Chef? Have to dress the part and use the fork and knife weapons, and can only heal with food (bonus points if you make it yourself). Also completing the chef-y sidequests like helping get spiced wine, delivering fishing ingredients, and making soup for the emperor.

[@gunprojects5398]

A lot of the time you can find rolling pins in the mailboxes around Goodsprings. Also, you can also steal the thrust control modules from Old Lady Gibson if you have high enough lockpicking. However, I'm not sure if this is always an option, as the last time I went to buy them from her, she was no where to be found, and the quest marker pointed to a container in her garage.

[@brodyklein38]

Abraham Lincoln -“ahh finally, a worthy challenger, our battle will be legendary” Grandma Roll -“take your best shot dearie”

[@Itsunobaby]

Ah yes. The Maud’s muggers run. I’ve been waiting for this one!

[@madmanmortonyt4890]

"Oooh, that Mr. White is such a nice, young man. He's just so adorable with his tight grip on power, and his killer robot army." -Grandma Rolli

[@OmegaMercenary]

“Crucify me like a korok” killed me

[@specialshera]

You missed the chance to make Cooking Mama, but the mental image of an old woman menacing people w/a rolling pin is incredible. The ending glitches actually made me laugh out loud. Bless this entire mess. :D

[@LAZERAK47V2]

Ants: "She's dodging every hit! We can't lay a finger on her! What kind of incredible mental discipline has this woman gone through?" Grandma Nerbit: "Patty cake, patty cake, baker's MAN! Bake me a cake as fast as you CAN!"

[@haydes1285]

I’d imagine that 3 will be the hardest, since 4 has weapon mods and the potential for legendary pins, and 3 doesn’t have amazing melee perks like nv

[@frogtank4407]

10:20 OI! that pun ain't gonna escape me.

[@texasguy-]

The knockdown effect is the Lights Out Perk, activated when melee weapons is at least 50. The super slam perk is comparable.

[@JustYetAnotherHuman]

"hey these caps are dangerous to collect but grant you treasure, oh and i dont have any" *fades from reality the instant granny pulls out her rolling pin*

[@aregulargamer4144]

3:19 love the zelda totk korok crucification joke

[@robertmagill6005]

Was never big on melee only gameplay in Fallout until Nerbits videos. Now after trying a run of it in Fallout 4 I realized a huge upside I some how missed. Ammo in a melee run is an endless supply of free caps.