Nerd³ Challenges! Just Cause 3

You're the Firestarters.
Game Link: justcause.com
Just Cause 3 Twitter: / justcause
This is pre-release footage from an unfinished version of Just Cause 3. This video is not sponsored, paid for or any of that crap. The footage was recorded in my own office on a PC brought along by a Square Enix employee. The same employee took the PC away at the end of the day. BASTARD.
End theme by the incredible Dan Bull:
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All other music is in game music. It makes me want to steal the PC back.
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[@justcausegame]

You guys are AMAAAAZING! Thanks so much for the support! :)

[@vooran]

+Just Cause Well, you are more amazing for making this game!!!

[@thelondoner3628]

+Just Cause We are amazing? What does that make you? Hyper-amazing geniuses I guess. Thank you for this great game :D

[@angelusthegoat1018]

This game is so amazing

[@GeoGamesTV]

Backatcha!

[@tonybussoli1676]

YOU'RE AMAZING!

[@LukeDude759]

You can kill the train. Without mods. This game is instantly better than GTA V.

[@Nicistarful]

+LukeDude759 Actually in GTA 5 you could blow the train up in mp.

[@YuumiOTP]

+The Renegade Animator yeah but this is so and not mp plus this is instantly better than gta

[@sparrow9635]

+LukeDude759 And SP. With lots of sticky bombs

[@Nicistarful]

james Blakey "yeah but this is so and not mp" I have no idea what you mean with that. And yes, I agree.

[@badwithnames1467]

+The Renegade Animator uh what does mp mean in this context?

[@PeregrineX7]

Just want to point out how cool it is that Square Enix is letting youtubers play around in the entire world without being sponsored (many have said that they are not sponsored in any way). It is a great marketing ploy, but more importantly, it lets people see the entire game so they know EXACTLY what they are buying.

[@SSofIreland]

Legends say that the plane is still flying pilotless over the Mediterranean to this day.

[@jules-xx7pp]

No dumb

[@lukescott5938]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat no hello procrastinators!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MrNeilo911]

+luke “amazing” scott - he said he wanted to drop it in a citys video, he doesnt want to be all hyper and shouty, but relaxed

[@nonuvurbeeznus795]

+Neil Moore relaxed he's playing Just Cause 3

[@MrNeilo911]

+Nonuv Urbeeznus fair enough, but he said he doesnt want to be extremely energetic like other gaming youtubers (jacksepticeye, markaplier, ect)

[@cloadmcally]

+Neil Moore yes but that WELCOME BACK TO JUST CAUSE 3 was kind of shouty as well :D

[@plebastian2300]

Read his twitter doofus.

[@Blacktimus]

With the terrain destruction, and the brilliant grappling hook mechanics, this honestly looks like it could be the next GTA.

[@luggystykz]

+General Gnardafi Why be a king, when you can be a God?

[@GamingBeckett]

+n 这是什么意思的英文？You dont know it could be or might not.

[@BatmanisBatman]

Hopefully the story isn't a piece of shit this time so I can actually finish the game.

[@cameronmcallister7606]

+LUGGY GAMES Why be a God, when you can be a Titan?

[@GamingBeckett]

100% agree.Batman

[@iKavix]

"Goodbye Bambi!" NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

[@jaydenjayden1308]

Hi Mr.Swanson!!!!

[@cheesepuff327]

Where was the 'HELLO PROCRASTINATORS!!!!' >:(

[@jdoesstufff]

He's going to stop saying it

[@chickendelight1316]

+Jack Rowlands And you know this.. how?

[@jdoesstufff]

+Chicken Delight131 his post on Twitter, and what he said in his penultimate Cities: Skylines episode

[@chickendelight1316]

Jack Rowlands Oh. OK then. R.I.P Procrastinators, hello "back"

[@SlyphYT]

+Lord Cheesepuff All of the youtubers that I watch are changing so much! Like, etalyx completly changed it outro and change it's whole channel base and now nerd3 is changing! D: HP has been a thing for so long....

[@JoeWuhPuh]

Its 51 days 8 hours 59 minutes and 8 seconds till Just Cause 3 releases HYPE!

[@vooran]

+Joe Wilson-Palmer YEEES!!! I NEED IT!!! GETTING VIOLENT BECAUSE OF IT; DON'T WANT TO MURDUR

[@MeroDN]

+Joe Wilson-Palmer not +vooran

[@JoeWuhPuh]

MeroDN yes I sure did, have you kept it open still?

[@ThyWaffl3]

+Joe Wilson-Palmer Seems like no time at all.

[@MeroDN]

***** yes

[@DasGewkmiXX]

I love how the enemy in the game is called DRM. Just like the real life enemy of gamers

[@caustic279]

Big dong Wong

[@rectaalborween8471]

+DasGewkmiXX whats drm i dont speak english

[@caustic279]

+Vangjo Pula digital rights management

[@DasGewkmiXX]

+Vangjo Pula Basically it forces you to be online to play a game and activate it through the developer/publishers steam clone (at least on PC). A way to "stop" piracy on PC and it doesn't work and just punishes the other legit players who are now forced to have a great internet connection to even play a singleplayer game. Kinda like ubisoft with UPlay. It is just bad.

[@timothymclean]

+DasGewkmiXX Technically, DRM is basically any system to stop piracy. The always-online kind is just the most popular.

[@hebl47]

Damn you, Dan! Just as I was about to climb through a window and escape the hype train, you pull me back in!

[@98765zach]

we all know that if the hype train is in fact a real train, it would obviously be that oriental express in space from doctor who, and if you've seen that episode, exiting through a window is, well, a very bad plan.

[@potatosordfighter666]

"Can you do a conga line of people behind a car" was my request. I am so happy to see that get in. Every part of this video was funny.

[@TheIshikawaRin]

Goodbye "Hello Procrastinators."

[@orbitafc6449]

+Bailey Jones why?

[@TheIshikawaRin]

orbitaFC Because it's gone... Dan got rid of it for the new channel reboot.

[@fluct6289]

+Bailey Jones The "new" channel will be seen on the 31st, not immediately.

[@TheIshikawaRin]

Chad McThatGuy This video was made with his new ideas in mind though. :c

[@dontminchinit2656]

+Bailey Jones Its been a good run

[@SuperReb]

This made me cry

[@xioslth2814]

me 3

[@christopherbjrkeng4918]

Hello :)

[@vooran]

+SuperRebel It made me scream in joy

[@tt_the_blackout7133]

+SuperRebel It's... so... beautiful!

[@jukez7751]

Hahha!

[@brandonbugbee5309]

i have not been greeted nor do i know what i am.

[@BlackSun6393]

Greetings Person who puts off doing things.

[@Thegunumstyle]

HAHAHAHA

[@Darth_Xionn]

+Kim Jong Un Well if it isn't Baboom Bama.

[@shaffirosdi2816]

Wrong picture Kim.

[@Shadow-xe8sd]

+Shaffi Rosdi No its the right one they are the same person, they are each not from America and can't do anything right and shit on there people and lie all the time.

[@toxin6922]

you chose the right channel to play your game enix

[@SirForwyn]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WELCOME BACK

[@donkeldoothedapperdog]

HE'S PLAYED IT BEFORE

[@George_Azeria]

Reboot

[@SirForwyn]

Christian Crowley WHERE ?? D:

[@Marcus-ir8yt]

+Wecu Snow This is he's second Just cause 3 video.

[@corinnoronha7888]

Meaning he already made a video for just cause 3

[@pizzaw0lf489]

I seriously cant wait for this game

[@_sabre_492]

+NintendoTurial i know real cool game

[@mizanmohdhamizannizam4715]

Same

[@blues1111]

whan uts coming ( sorry for the bad English )

[@Voytek1985]

+Niels Gaatjeniksaan December 1st

[@blues1111]

***** thanks captain

[@SuperPewdiepieLover]

You made him kill not one but two trains! You bastards! But i guess this is not the time to derail the main subject. We've really got to get back on track to the main wackyness that is Just Cause 3. TO NARNIA!!!

[@Revalopod]

+Shadow_Kitty dem MULTIPLE puns tho

[@SuperPewdiepieLover]

Thankyou, thankyou, i'll be at my station if you need me.

[@Revalopod]

Shadow_Kitty your train of puns is derailing me

[@thomaslynch4053]

+DeathSwagga or, 'dem COUPLE of puns tho'. Hehehehehehhehehehehehe....

[@Revalopod]

Dina Lynch couple because he killed 2 trains? Well I could say your profile picture has 2 couples of bananas.

[@CharleyTank]

I want to see you fly through 5 tunnels with a jet no retakes no crashes.

[@crowza7791]

Charley Tank hey Charley lol

[@fionasmith8350]

Hey what’s up bro

[@truemetalsonic]

a tree you can break down?... you mean... trees arent immortal anymore?

[@Shorty_Hutch]

They have broken the tree-game-logic rules finally

[@truemetalsonic]

EvilMcSheep but... trees... just cause isnt a normal game

[@NoaIzumiEnjoyer]

Press "F" to pay respects

[@PlaneCrazy1999]

ikr? GTA would not approve. Or any other game, really. But really, in GTA, you can get flung literally from Paleto Bay to Los Santos, with minimal damage, but when you crash into something stupid like a tree, you're dead. like wtf

[@darkomihokovic545]

+Luke Aveyard (JustPlaneCrazy1999) you dont must die if you have invicibility cheat on

[@vooran]

Yees!!! You need to do a complete series of this Dan, we demand it. Anyway, this is so awesome!!! I'M GETTING VIOLENT CAUSE OF THE NEED OF JUST CAUSE 3! *Blows up house

[@baileydawson6893]

Don't kill a train, kill stuff WITH the train. A few ideas: 1. Hijack it and do cool stuff with it. 2. Pin someone down on the rails. Sit back and enjoy! 3. Put a crap ton of c4 on it, follow it, and when another train is side by side with it... KABOOOOOM!!! 4. Wrecking train? (Attach one part of the train to big ass helicopter and you have a wrecking train!) 5. Train vs train!! 6. Rocket c4 on bottom of train..... Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!! 7. Drag race between car and train. 8. Conga train.... 9. Conga train with explosive stuff being the congarers. 10. De-rail the train and drive it around on the roads! Hope you got some inspiration!!

[@SMCDisaster]

This is the best video you have made is a very very long time. Outstanding job on this

[@masonlutsch6526]

WAIT... HE HAS STOPPED HELLO POCRASTINATORS!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!

[@jbone206presents]

Dear god.

[@sans6138]

+Mason Lutsch pic goes great with that

[@AnalogueAbsynth]

To be honest the destruction in this is kind of shitty. I was hoping they'd implement something like in Red Faction Guerilla. Now that we're on a new generation they should have enough power for physics based destruction like that.

[@RichManSCTV0]

+Incredible Oyster Why didnt he show grappling from building from building? cus hes hiding something?

[@Emilforpresident]

+Incredible Oyster just cause is not about the destruction but the explosions after the destruction

[@CatCubed]

no, there is not enough power to have a giant open world game that looks beatiful and has such advanced destruction. It worked in red faction cause the map is a lot smaller and had a lot fewer objects. Also, Just Cause is more about explosions than destruction itself

[@PeshOnYoutube]

+Vora bat No. He is correct. Everything runs off an engine. Engines have caps. the RFG engine was built with the destruction in mind,. JC3 was about the explosions.

[@alexandersnape5842]

+Vora bat You never know, he could be, or he just has a wide spread knowledge of the subject. Either way, he doesn't have to be a senior engine programmer to know this stuff.

[@airsoftwarlord281]

3:17 the dude in the teal shirt just enjoying his daily walk when a man armed with a rocket launcher blows up 15 cars Carlos almost did not make it out alive god bless that concrete bridge that safed him

[@changren936]

Please make more of these! You are awesome and the only person I like to watch play this. Thanks! :)

[@quantumlolliepop5472]

8:59 Margorie just became Margarine

[@danieldeighan4329]

Dan please play more just cause 3

[@jodiekyle8540]

bestbeetdj deighy I know I want him to play the sea dlc right

[@dylanwakley2553]

Jodie Kyle he has...

[@gabrielcarter4331]

Dylan Wakley He hasn't...

[@planespottermerijn]

bestbeetdj deighy How about the multiplayer mod?

[@fionasmith8350]

He has

[@RobinToTheBatCave]

Your videos always keep me in a good mood in my breaks writing assignments for uni :D Thanks Dan!

[@lanefaulhaber875]

More of these please! xD I'm just so impatient for Just Cause to finally come out!

[@Dinosbacsi]

Well this is a game I probably will not be able to run on my PC.

[@ammanafzal8528]

OMG OMG OMG!!! More just cause 3. My life cannot get any better right now!!! :)

[@applesaucebandit7188]

"oh I'm sorry is my science in your way!!!!" I almost fell off my chair laughing so hard. freakin great man!

[@Byhythloh]

I'd just like to say....the SECOND you slingshot bambi and then casually added "Oh and I put some rockets on it" you earned my immediate sub...Bravo Sir....Bravo!

[@thepyrotechnician]

Chugga chugga choooo chooo... hype Train coming Througghh yeaaah *Kabooommm* Rico Blows us all to smitherines!

[@Therellar]

Dan, stop making your poor innocent fan-base jealous that they don't have the game yet ;-;

[@ellisriding9411]

It has BAD GRAPHICS.

[@Therellar]

+Ellis Riding Ye k

[@odedaone]

+Ellis Riding define "bad graphics"

[@Dream-su8jm]

It has bett graphics than gta and its even pre release NOT final

[@svenzo1199]

+Ellis Riding who gives a fuck about graphics the graphics are descent the gamplay is what matters

[@stefan.710]

just watching your videos is so awesome... i recently broke my wrist and can't really play pc but i watched your just cause 3 vids and bought it.

[@seanrogers3389]

I love it how when he sends the guy off with the explosive barrel to get air support, it plummets back to the ground.

[@XGames-94]

14:08 Rockstar games is watching this in disbelief.

[@NightfallStation]

when you realize....that this game is almost 2 years old...

[@lucrio4088]

when you realize...that this game is almost 5 years old...

[@NightfallStation]

@@lucrio4088 Oh god what have you done

[@Mukerman]

We NEED MORE OF THIS NOW!!

[@SSofIreland]

Happiness is... checking NerdCubed's channel and seeing another video on JC3.

[@elvinaskazakauskas5337]

do more of just cause 3

[@astro_che]

great vid and i think i speak for a lot of people but please do more JC3.... plz...

[@harryshaw8728]

This video is amazing plz do more

[@phobos7076]

Please do many, many more of these

[@north9305]

I'm gonna get this game, Just Cause.

[@aceman0000099]

thats a shit attempt at a shit, obvious joke

[@ordessasam]

aceman0000099 just like you

[@Derpinator01]

+Twisted Energy I'll have fun crashing jets into bases, Just Cause... 2.

[@aceman0000099]

ordessasam what?

[@NoaIzumiEnjoyer]

Press "F" to pay respects to Hello Procrastinators

[@Hhhiii2233]

F

[@croissant7796]

A. No respect.

[@theultimateavergamer]

F

[@caramelgore]

I desperately want more of these.

[@CaptScapegoat]

I like how much more colourful this one is and how much more variety to the levels there is. I think we can already tell this is a definite upgrade on 2, assuming they QA test the game properly..

[@finntomasso7826]

Michael Bay should play this

[@cambarker3540]

DO A NERD3 COMPLETES

[@cambarker3540]

+Cam Barker OF THIS

[@cambarker3540]

+Cam Barker also umm starwars battlefront is out in beta form now

[@cambarker3540]

why is nerd quitting?

[@cambarker3540]

well fuck them nerds a good youtuber and he should just ignore him

[@roryrmd1]

congratu fucking lations

[@tehdoctorz3937]

More just cause 3 videos please, yours are awesome

[@knubbelidoo]

Just placed my preorder for the Collector's Edition. Dec 1 can't come soon enough! Especially after seeing what you were up to again. Mayhem and shenanigans, fueled by the insane mind of Rico Rodriguez.

[@DrFlesh-xs7th]

i want this game. why?, you ask? idk just cause.

[@Fridge_Fiend]

is dan just aloud to play this when he wants?

[@finnstewart4747]

no.

[@finnstewart4747]

***** it says in the description that someone from square enix brought a pc to his house, and the same person took it away at the end of the day.

[@Nicistarful]

Finn Stewart Oh my god you really don't understand humor, do you? Like Dan would leave a description without at least one joke. No company carries a PC to your home so you can play it and take it away again. Please use common sense.

[@Rithorn]

+Jetzido he may be allowed to play the games he wants aloud on youtube but I don't think he can just play any not-released game he likes.

[@Nicistarful]

***** You understood it wrong. We are talking about THIS game, not any pre-alpha game. And of course he can play any normal game and upload it to KZbin.

[@mariosonicboom123]

the mystery video is beautiful... it portrays the most beautiful aspects of life itself

[@The_Doc10]

Dan you said that at the perfect moment for I am getting just cause 3 for Christmas

[@vpie647]

memes are funny

[@CaptainMonocle07]

Just Cause 3, the floor is lava....

[@randem_6503]

CaptainMonocle07 been there, done that

[@rebeccaliar9873]

I loved how the plane has aerodynamics and obeyed the laws of physics when you set it free.

[@adrianflecker]

Whenever i hear this guy's voice, it just brightens my day

[@AdamGlory]

This was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen.

[@nicholotopacio7334]

1 month, 2 weeks, 1 day and 0 hours before release SO HYPED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@guardingdark2860]

That was no innocent train. It was a descendant of the Ghost Train from the Red Dead Redemption video. You have done the world a great service today, Dan.

[@JURRE43]

PLEASE NERD, GIVE ME MORE OF THIS

[@MIIVI006]

That sphere explosion was massive. I cannot wait for this to release.

[@jacksongreenaway6986]

WE NEED 1 HOUR LONG EPISODES OF THIS!!!!

[@mariaurena5323]

Thanks for making another just cause vid

[@605jik]

And a single tear was cried for no more procrastinating. Time to start doing things in the real world now. No more procrastinating

[@TheSpyChecker]

There's a nuke launcher. You can grapple around like Spider-Man. Takes a press of a button to cancel the grapple, so you can reapply it mid-air, and you end up in a hover animation. The mortar is heaps of fun. But the grenade launcher that fires 6 nades at a time is still the most satisfying,most destructive beast. Also, he doesn't have tether strength II and the 6 tethers mod. Makes it heaps better, takes 10 minutes to unlock.

[@StargazerAeons]

Say goodbye to "Hello procrastinators" :( But good vid overall Dan! I won't leave just because the intro changed! As long as you stay your incredibly hilarious and dorky self I'm here to stay!

[@camelcase9225]

Epic video. So entertaining. I can't wait to get this game.

[@camelcase9225]

+camelCase Entertainment Also, this is quite macabre hahahaha

[@griogairross6884]

This video made me smile

[@jasoncurtis8825]

CAN'T WAIT FOR FULL GAME. Every you tuber will be recording it!!!!!!! YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@keetonfoust]

Watching this made me redownload JC3 and it was the best decision ever made.

[@thedrunkmonk8386]

This was nice. I liked this.

[@1moarblockz]

more of this, please

[@FinbarGallagher]

You should've done this: Get a big car (or truck) into the cargo plane, fly over an enemy military base, remember to cover the truck in C4, get in the truck, tether it to the plane, jump out of the truck, grapple up to the plane again, release the tether and then fly down with it as it falls. see what happens

[@TheLiamster]

Thank you for completing my challenge Dan.

[@Grabnok]

Remember. Dan plays with inverted camera controls. Everytime he looks down? He's pointing the analog stick up.

[@griffinfickling7709]

Please make more of these

[@Dr23rippa]

The scale of the map! Its about time just cause 3 came out!!!

[@chubchubsmash6235]

when Dan laughs, I laugh about 3 times as hard

[@salmonguy661]

4:43 "IS MY SCIENCE IN YOUR WAY?!!" Who knew slingshotting a dead bambi would count as science.

[@TheChronocider]

Holy crap, I keep forgetting Just Cause 3 is a thing... Whelp, I'm in debt this Christmas (Fallout 4, MHX, and JC3)

[@Dynamomatic]

NEED MORE!!!!!!!!! OF THIS

[@TheItalianSpy007]

I like how it says the visuals are not final yet it looks amazing. hopefully they don't downgrade them

[@abelzatyko1513]

I love how the bad guys' jeeps say "DRM" on the side. it might be a little wink from the devs

[@CanadianBacon16]

finally more Just Cause 3!

[@alexbutera2140]

This game looks amazing! Mercenaries esque meeting GTA and Saints Row! Must purchase after seeing this.

[@obscure.reference]

"Pre release footage Visuals not final" BUT IT'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

[@jasonlivingston4669]

Nerd cubed's Everything Just Cause Channel. I'd subscribe to that.

[@ishaanb]

this is pure fun

[@someweeb3650]

5:51 into the concrete!

[@jj19n11]

Just cause 3 the ideal game for Christmas

[@Waskomsause]

At the end of this video, one man has a sudden flashback, hes playing GTA: SA, and in his final moments all he can hear is. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!!!

[@blitz6202]

"the ideal game for Christmas, or even better Easter" oh dan your offenive (to some people) but absolutely fucking amazing humour makes me cry. also WHERE THA FUK was the "hellllloooooooo procrastinators!!!!!!" WTF