Nerd³ Early Plays... Prison Architect

[@kontor7849]

20:52 "I Always Forget There's Walls... Shut up, Walls Confuse Me. It's Why I'm Allergic To Sausages" -Daniel Hardcastle 2013

[@jakecobovic9091]

This was from 2013.

[@ryttyr14]

One of my favorite underappreciated nerdcubed quotes.

[@Eddiee757]

@@jakecobovic9091 :0 YOU DONT SAY

[@Bored_Zomb]

@@Eddiee757 lmao

[@shadowrosegaming3566]

It confuses me

[@hazzyavery7152]

you know what i really like about this game? the randomness like one time i was watching prisoners go to the showers one guy couldn't get in because both entrances to the showers were crowded and then shower time ended and it was time to eat and this mentioned guy kept complaining how he hasn't showered yet and when eating time was over this guy started a fucking riot he just killed 5 of my fucking guards my accountant 2 of my doctors and 25 prisoners all because he couldn't take a fucking shower

[@halogensarefun8674]

+Alan421 If it would've been a bath, he would be fucking docile as a pug.

[@ebolaegg3183]

**Cue Dan Laugh™

[@magiccowtvn610]

Lol

[@greenstrike0467]

wow

[@MrCorgifan2]

This is why you out showers in your cells

[@Spacecar_driver]

"And as soon as the power goes out everyone just goes fucking mental" this is an accurate description of modern day life, especially because the wifi needs power...

[@battleboy43gaming18]

***** ikr

[@nullwii]

"if this was an EA game all of these prices would be real money" so accurate it hurts

[@Ghost8919]

Nerd3 Completes... Prison Architect

[@joeturner8111]

Alexander Ghostly AKA Ghost8909 yes

[@lopsidedhead]

Nerdcubed Completes: Prison Architect

[@OkOk-gv2vk]

You can't complete this game

[@lopsidedhead]

Sura Cameronn you can fill up the whole map

[@OkOk-gv2vk]

+GeekGamer u need a proper objective except for "filling up the whole map" otherwise it will get boring and he's already made a successful prison anyway so it will be a piece of cake anyways :)

[@lopsidedhead]

Sura Cameronn it won't be a piece of cake to fill the map, and he could have secondary objectives like having 10 maximum security prisoners for example.

[@lukasz1154]

YES

[@blackopsgod817]

These long vids make me want to get me a glass of coke and a Doritos bag and get my iPad and watch in my bed :-)

[@OMagnatinho]

LOL that's what I'm doing

[@blackopsgod817]

+Pablo Valdez you know how how to live the dream!

[@thedkboyz]

That's where fat people come from c:

[@OMagnatinho]

Xelos for your lesson today is where do babies come from haha

[@thedkboyz]

xD

[@TriscyBrone]

Couldn't really watch the whole thing, but I'm glad that you enjoyed the game. I love this game to death as well.

[@TriscyBrone]

Jeez, 96 +1s. Let me rest, will ya? XD

[@simonfransen297]

Make a episode 2! it was so funny to watch ;D

[@officialdinodoestuff]

Challenge: Be the meanest and maximum security prison possible

[@RobloxianUploader]

That took a turn...

[@arkalbin7408]

+FlufferHD Rants and Stuff I made a prison today very low security but I had every single thing to protect 20 prisoners over and over again about 100 guards per prisoner xD and instead of the usual events everyone just became alcoholics xD

[@WarriorGaming4575]

I think that Nerd3 should come back to this game. It has a lot more stuff now. COME BACK TO THIS GAME NERD3... it has ARMED GUARDS :D

[@CANADIANUL1]

Whos Nerd3?

[@BofferBredo]

Jay's Gaming Channel You are the worst kind of human.

[@labluver26]

Hmm, so I think because the person that originally posted the comment said "nerd3" and not "nerdcubed" or put the "3" as a small number in the corner like a proper equation, you got upset (I don't know why you would), so you said "who's nerd3" and people assumed you were a troll that was just dicking around. So when the person said you were an idiot, you got more upset (again...odd) and then decided to post some gibberish comment that tried to explain your point but made you look like an idiot because YOU didn't put the proper cubed symbol there either to MAKE YOUR POINT. ...or ya know, maybe don't post comments that make you look like a complete ass.

[@BofferBredo]

VcurseV - Anthony Is it takes you 5 minutes to write such a small paragraph you have issues, mate.

[@BofferBredo]

VcurseV - Anthony Oh boohoo! I pressed s instead of f in a word! Oh no I am so offended by your statement.

[@murdocniccals2624]

I should be going to sleep soon... *Sees hour long Nerdcubed video* I can sleep in the morning.

[@murdocniccals2624]

I forgot to mention how much I hate this comment system.

[@murdocniccals2624]

Seth Acridge -e-

[@davedavey8094]

As an Australian, I feel privileged to have simply been mentioned for once. Thanks Dan.

[@ArielleLipton]

As a melbournian I am very happy

[@lukasrocks1000]

+Dave Davey he's mentioned your TERRIFYINGLY huge spiders a couple of times

[@ryangarrett9433]

+lukasrocks1000 +Dave Davey and your distance from the sun or lack thereof

[@Benjavaz]

+lukasrocks1000 hi

[@lukasrocks1000]

Benjavaz hey?

[@seanwallace5427]

"Walls confuse me, that's why I'm afraid of sausages." -NerdCubed 2013

[@WaluigiLebron]

Sean Wallace SAUSAGE

[@libtardrekker5158]

I love giving my staff offices personal touches. Like giving the psychologist a couch, the warden a waiting room and filling the security chief's room with security equipment. It doesn't do anything, but it makes me feel good.

[@MSKproductions123456]

"Solitary Canteen" I know that place, it's where I eat.

[@faproductions7655]

as an australlian, I thought that joke was pretty funny. XD

[@faproductions7655]

I don't really care about them kind of things, I mean we offend other countries and all that. :P

[@Dreadpirateflappy]

Riley Gaming How is it offensive? Australia WAS a prison colony...

[@faproductions7655]

yeah...

[@mrmundyyy]

+Riley Gaming Then dont complain if you dont know shit.

[@mrmundyyy]

Riley Games Excuse me my Lordness, I didnt know I need an invitation.

[@Crabicus]

Make this shit a series

[@sacred8321]

wow... I remember watching this video when i was like 10 years old, times have changed.

[@iampoopybutt]

hamburger

[@107jr9]

For real

[@supakuwa]

me too gang

[@FuckFace-ew9yq]

Me too lol

[@NuclearDrone]

Make this awesome Prison Architect content a series!

[@Derf-sr4px]

One can only dream

[@pointclouded]

Challenge. Build a prison that holds ALL THE TYPES of prisoners possible. Low security, Normal, Maximum, Protective Custody and supermax.

[@officialdinodoestuff]

Challenge. Accepted.

[@fannyfist7reportingin]

+Imanol Avila So the poor bastards who wanted low security got a blend of Fort Knox and Alcatraz

[@WorldofSoupS]

This is the video that convinced me to buy prison architect back in 2013 and I'm still playing it today. Thanks Need Cubed :)

[@embraerally2208]

Who's Need Cubed?

[@reesespuff2020]

I miss my childhood

[@Jayburns1990]

I would love to see more of this game, I would have watched this for another few hours. Keep up the great work

[@wavelen9454]

Mom: one more video before sleep! Kid: *starts watching this video*.

[@roadnrubber3698]

Or Desert Bus. ;)

[@mathewvollmer9730]

Oh man, I can't tell you how many times I have this or the desert bus series playing in the background whenever I'm sleeping or doing something.

[@fazeguardian7049]

hahaha

[@kelonekusethegamer4958]

Funny and this is my fav emoji 🐙

[@Oistopthat]

+Kelonekuse The gamer this is mine🔫

[@yotsquidi]

For everyone who is complaining about Dan's Australia joke, it's true... the only reason Australia exists is because England needed somewhere to ship extra prisoners

[@The_Unholy_Nerd]

Technically, there's only people there for that reason. It moved there and formed completely on it's own...

[@readyfishy7881]

Jonathan Rowe actually there were people in Australia before The British

[@THECHAIR.]

Readyfishy who tf thought

[@beef5able]

Kitty's quick tips: (r.i.p) 1. Placing the power station one block away from any wall will allow for it to be surrounded by capacitors. 2. Making the room with water pump/ power station the storage, makes things very space efficient, and saves the need for making a new foundation in the future. 3. (Obvious) Right- clicking on a jail/solitary door open briefly, without the need of a guard's assistance

[@goodtime4345]

playing the game scince the day it came out, never new the third one...

[@beef5able]

That's what Quick Tips are for!

[@goodtime4345]

i guess x)

[@insomnomaniac2878]

I watched that one prisoner escape XD I can't belive the guard just opened the door for him.

[@simyoong4499]

he was released

[@insomnomaniac2878]

Oh... well then XD

[@gaslitgames]

***** Released so that the warden could hunt him for sport

[@ChronicalVisual]

_I SHALL ESCAPE! *Guard* Okay, go right ahead sir.

[@Michael11009]

under valuation there was $0 penalty for escapies

[@MrPandaGaming100]

MAKE NERD³ COMPLETES Prison Architect!!!!!!!!

[@battleboy43gaming18]

it has no end!

[@TheTripleAce3]

Battleboy43 Gaming Part 1- Riot. Part 2- EVERYTHING GOES TITS UP!

[@battleboy43gaming18]

Ok maybe that would work!

[@SuperCocopopo]

Part 3- killing the prisoners because they wouldn't eat CAKE

[@battleboy43gaming18]

lol

[@TheElement255]

I laughed my ass off at that joke. I feel like a bad Australian.

[@Insertfunnycomment]

Nerd3 completes (or month of, whichever you feel like,) Prison Architect!

[@Insertfunnycomment]

Tell that to his "Nerd3 Completes: The Simpsons Hit And Run"

[@superfalconpunch2]

Nerd3 Challenges-Hard prisoners

[@TheOmnicastProd]

DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINKS IN THE COMMENT SECTION but if you must follow these steps 1) Mute your volume 2)Have the link scanned for viruses and malware (Look up "Is a site safe" and use Norton) 3)Don't just click on it! Right click and click open link in new tab but don't go on it yet 4) If the link has ANNE.JPG in it just forget even doing this and don't click on it EVER. 5) If it says in the new tab "Go to sleep!" CLOSE IT WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT and don't click on it again! 6) Some people like to be sneaky and make it look like a link is a "Expand this comment >>". To be safe, right click on it and if it says "open link in new tab" then it's a link. If it says things like "Back" "forward" or "Print" Then it's genuine. 7) If all else fails just boycott using KZbin comments or KZbin altogether. 8) To spread awareness copy and paste this on all videos you watch until KZbin returns to normal 9) mouse over it and click on the circle with an upside down triangle and click report spam or abuse

[@imighthavedysentery8359]

Watching this waiting for the next completes episode

[@CS_____]

Same.

[@emmilyw]

When I'm rewatching his videos I find myself like telling him he's wrong when he's not putting things where I remember he did, and then smiling when he finally puts it where it ends up. Even thought he video never changes I still do it.

[@RobloxianUploader]

I don't even live in Australia. Literally 0% of my very being is Australian. And yet I know more than a lot of people in this section. AUSTRALIA WAS A BRITISH COLONY WHERE PRISONERS WERE SENT. PLEASE FIND THINGS OUT BEFORE YOU YELL AT SOMEONE FOR INSULTING YOU. Don't blame him, blame your ancestors.

[@Avajatar]

DoubleBrick Gaming Productions South Australia wasn't a convict settlement ;_;

[@RobloxianUploader]

I'm not understanding why you think that you versus hundreds of others makes you right

[@Avajatar]

DoubleBrick Gaming Productions I never said I was right. I said, I may be very wrong.

[@JGD714]

+αvαjαtαr Wikipedia told me that South Australia was a convict free region. Not that it matters though.

[@Avajatar]

Iosif I Knew it :P Thanks for the clarification!

[@MrSapperb3]

NerdCubed challenges: Build a massive prison with high risk prisoners only

[@Tuneman-iy8og]

"Why would you ever quote me on anything?" - Nerd3

[@madeline1815]

At 1:16:25 (Look near Dan's prison entrance) it says that the prisoner has been released. So, they didn't escape, they just served the time they needed to serve.

[@TheMagemaster99]

Is it just me that has watched It more than an insane amount of times

[@Buttony357]

Nope.

[@callofdeadly3]

I come back to it each time I forget ;D

[@edibob2494]

Call Of Deadly 3 ha noob

[@deimantemacenskaite4748]

i love this vid so i watched this so mutch times and i want ep 2 !!!!!! :(

[@tzvioz97]

this is how metal detecters work in this game- EVIL+spoon=METAL detected

[@SamanthaSpeakz]

I love the long videos!!

[@mikeroscopic861]

Will Ketz Dude are you serious? Funny, but not cool. No.

[@edibob2494]

Will Ketz ha funny joke

[@SamanthaSpeakz]

Will Ketz A+ use of dick joke, too bad its so unoriginal.

[@williamharrison5062]

you my friend are very very pretty

[@babyjesus5787]

Will Ketz Thats not how you do it

[@Jame5man]

I still play this game. This video is why I do. I still build prisons the way Dan started this one.

[@LukeTheBoo]

at 1:16:35 the prisoner breaks out!

[@123Atomizer]

If there's a word that means the same thing as MORE/MOAR but is more than more/moar, then please use this word of yours. Until then MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@123Atomizer]

19 Likes? I feel so loved! :D

[@MyPlaceOnYT]

MORE! And also thoughs guys reminded me of cartmen from South Park.

[@chrisvisser-fee2631]

Please do another one of these. Seriously, this is one of my favorite videos of yours. I would definitely watch your videos if you did longer LP's.

[@DiscountWig]

I KEEP BUYING GAMES YOU RECOMMEND. Please stop, my wallet can't handle this anymore...

[@DiscountWig]

TotallyNotSquirrelGirl guess who just played this game for 5 hours...

[@ghareebcolt3954]

TotallyNotSquirrelGirl totally not squirrel girl

[@DiscountWig]

sidus ang yes

[@lukebaron6522]

TotallyNotSquirrelGirl Are you an actual girl?

[@DiscountWig]

Luke Baron Partially. I am also a squirrel

[@AstroGamerSteve]

I understand what the mechanics of a game are, but what is the polish? And what if a man from Poland made a game about shoe shining? Would he have to add polish to the Polish polish?

[@LorddirtGaming]

47:35 is when Day 2 finally starts. You really need to fast forward the game time.

[@FuckFace-ew9yq]

This video is 6 years old.....

[@lennerdlennard1326]

One of your prisoners was officially released at 1:16:19. You can see him going out the front.

[@128joel]

I'm just curious, how many understood the Austrailia joke?

[@BillAngell]

Me!

[@128joel]

Good, good

[@PissoffCunt]

Every Australian ever That includes me

[@128joel]

Definitely not Australian aha? Well that's good for you then, i hope you have a great day in australia then!

[@camerontrivett3808]

Every commonwealth country I guess They all find soldiers in the fact that Australia was the criminals colony

[@dibdob118]

make a series plz d

[@dakodiangamer6591]

Do a part 2 or even do nerd3's month of prison archetect!

[@comicbstudios]

that series no longer exists

[@syahmikadira6832]

Comic B Studios Well he still do Nerd Completes so maybe he will do it someday

[@crispynugget3616]

Love rewatching his videos, and every time i notice another funny comment, or joke that i didnt notice before and it makes the time worth while

[@ass1337ful]

Put the video at 0.5 speed... He sounds like he had one too many beers.

[@stanleymitchell9881]

How?? Im on ipad lol

[@1008sat]

Thanks for that 10 minutes of laughter

[@stellam956]

Haha! he sounds so freakin drunk! Cx thats hilarious! lol

[@TheDrummerManiac]

haha!

[@harambedabxd123]

u should have included chrome only

[@mas_3330]

What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt? Given time, a yoghurt will develop a culture.

[@temporarysam5657]

+Sam _ Australia is a Continent and huge. Meanwhile a Yogurt is just a piece of food and is smaller then a dot in the Universe.

[@DieWorm]

+Team Rocket's Meowth I feel like there should be a prison for people with literally no sense of humor or sense of satirical jokes.

[@admiralpiett3128]

Fuck and you

[@temporarysam5657]

MrZacbot It's not important what Australia is.

[@officialdinodoestuff]

What the fuck is a "Yoghurt"?

[@VinnieTheHeadSifter]

Nerd³ Challenges! Survive a Prison with nothing but High Risk Prisoners!

[@cimexopsis]

1:16:21 You can see the prisoner leave the canteen with the word release above his head, which I assume mean he got released and didn't escape.

[@izzywilliams1820]

oh and #DownWithGooglePlus

[@brodiewilson6985]

98arsenije #hashtag

[@orimaoz99]

98arsenije but they work now :(

[@ZOXgamingchannel]

98arsenije Oh are you F***ing srs? Hashtags on youtube? And this reply system?!?!? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KZbin is slowly dying :(

[@FTGISGaming]

Everyone #DownWithGooglePlus

[@_Professor_Oak]

*#DownWithGooglePlus*

[@BedrockMiner123]

Am I the only one that thinks dan should try to recreate the escapists prison in prison architect?

[@Guydudebroman69]

1:16:39 you can see the guard let the prisoner out

[@h.ouseofheaven]

"Shaddup walls confuse me that's why I'm allergic to sausages" -NerdCubed

[@MinecraftMineturtle]

Please do more Nerd! Hahaha! That was epic! :D If you would like a challenge, or plan to do a shorter timed series, you can try turning up the speed on the game and make your choices quicker perhaps? :D

[@bimbimbom]

WHY WAS THIS FUN TO WATCH? I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK IT'S SO FUNNY!!!

[@matteo2297]

make moooooooooooooore

[@davidevans9716]

I never thought I would be watching videos of other people playing single player games but you make it fun!

[@nmi5]

they should make a multiplayer game that combines the escapists and prison architect it would be so fun

[@nmi5]

my ideas are ruined why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@BeastBatler]

NERD!!!! Do you think you could make a series on this at some point when the game is more "polished", and see how far you can get? (If you want this, like or repost!)

[@calumharrison3261]

on a note actually about the vid and not the shitty new comments section....... *cough* MOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

[@calumharrison3261]

wait I cant use symbols to represent an action.....those bastards! *swear*

[@calumharrison3261]

Calum Harrison ffs you cannot use * anymore

[@ukxdeadlyzz]

www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-comment-section-back-to-the-way-it-was#share Sign the petition, save the comments- PS Share dat shit around

[@karankahlon9368]

Calum Harrison LOL

[@joshrh7088]

When I was young, I would draw prisons and ask my friends if they thought they could escape it, so this seems like the perfect game for me.

[@KarRuptAssassin]

TOO MANY COOKS, TOO MANY COOKS, TOO TOO TOO TOO MANY COOKS

[@RobloxianUploader]

IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW WITH HIM AND HER AND THE BABY TOOOOO

[@maximilianv8813]

THATsideOfKZbin u fokken wish m8

[@Bronyfan20178]

Too many cooks may spoil the broth, but they fill our hearts with so much, so much looooooove!

[@IAMNICK47]

#fuckgoogleplus

[@projectxvii3766]

do more of this game!!!!..its so awesome!!

[@ih8theantichrist]

Oh, please make this a series, this game looks amazing

[@zee_hobbyyt]

I don't know why, but i think nerd3 could be a GREAT voice for Wheatley in portal 2!

[@nathanvarda7104]

Hmm, that's a good idea, but it would have to be in portal 4 (technically portal 3 but called portal 4 because Gaben Newell.)

[@nathanvarda7104]

IDK, gotta have faith though.

[@yologameing9040]

he was like i want a drill

[@mikeyproctor5670]

is it expensive

[@neeeeerdinc.7977]

I think it’s like $20

[@thatblackboy5670]

It's August 2014, and I still want part 2

[@JSPRshots]

Lol, I wouldn't named one of the prisoners Michael Scofield or Lincoln Burrows... or Fernando Sucre... or Theodore Bagwell, Ben Miles, John Abruzzi, Charles Westmoreland, and David Apolskis. But if we included Sona then I would also add Alex Mahoney, Brad Bellick, James Whistler, and Norman St. John. And if there are female prisoners I would like to add Sara Tancredi, and Gretchen Morgan. Ya I really like Prison Break lol.

[@nsdfnsdf]

this game looks grate

[@hannesh1860]

Make this a series!

[@eveandromeda]

When I saw that this was made back when the game only had 21 room types, I actually laughed a bit. I love seeing how far this game has come.

[@owenthomas6160]

1:17:04 is the time one prisoner escaped

[@aidenmoore263]

*Released

[@officialdinodoestuff]

Challenge: Be the nicest prison possible

[@joe-tr6te]

I miss the old outro

[@AA-on7vx]

same

[@ashershort7741]

Audrey Andea zzz gym in bhnbvfgg

[@crescentspector8849]

I really do like how Dan makes hour long videos quite frequently

[@GlowingAlien]

New comment system is weird. This whole + shit is awful. You can have stupidly long comments (VERY BAD) AND ONLY SOME COMMENTS HAVE THE POSSIBILITY OF UPVOTE? (Le fuck?) BUT Convos are clearer, you can sort the comments in a logical way and you can edit them!

[@PwnedYou444]

You are speaking English, why the hell did you type "le"?

[@Personwhorox]

Swedish Walrus Because he can?

[@_Professor_Oak]

Swedish Walrus Because he thinks hes *cool.*

[@Personwhorox]

TelevisedChaos I hate the word "cool" with a passion XD Cool people are boring! That's why I hang out with the nerds of the grade! :D

[@TheZFactorGaming]

***** fonz is that you i didn't know you turned into a pokemon

[@theCODgameplay1]

When He said "The worlds biggest prison.... That isint Australia" I feel like it should of been America...

[@jacobklinkert3702]

True

[@obeseperson]

You really don't get the joke

[@VincentWernerK]

Yeah. That wasn't the point of the joke.

[@jsegaul420]

The joke was that Australia was an island that was used as a prison by Britain.

[@LookVideoblu]

And, also, possibly, Australia has huge spiders, and Dan hates spiders.

[@thepiebeam9248]

nerdcubed completes prison architect!... I need to go elsewhere for this don't I.

[@etherealkraken2662]

I agree, I would love to see the nerd do this game! Maybe when he's done Saints Row 2

[@Vikingsquirrle]

then plaint coaster will be out

[@thepiebeam9248]

and after plaint coaster comes out there we will have no videos for a month.

[@Vikingsquirrle]

still be doing plays

[@xaviergopalan]

seriously whilst reading this he uploaded prison architect completes - 1

[@DuaneWingett1973]

Quote: "I have never seen any one survive a good prison fight" made me chuckle...

[@sufferingstilton1644]

Anyone else come back to watch this video since this came out on console to compare the versions? (I'm not sure if it's on xbox >_>)

[@sup3rsc1ttl3s6]

It's out on Xbox I've got it its sooooo good

[@sufferingstilton1644]

Cool.

[@jackgardere8458]

Sup3r Sc1ttl3s Why would you ever get something on the Xbone?

[@tycosyco]

Anyone else piss themselves laughing at 36:05???????

[@stokeyrhys]

#NEWKZbinCOMMENTSSUCK

[@harryellott5435]

NERDCUBED COMPLETES PRISON ARCHITECT I NEED!

[@jeremiahmcrae4051]

Wait, how in the HELL did u know I was procrastinating?!?

[@northstarstatepolitics1652]

why else would u watch a 30 year old man play video games and talk about random things instead of being useful?

[@Crapcom86]

Look out Dan. Steven Russel is known for escaping jail. I wonder who got that reference.

[@cooperm6101]

Actually guys, Dan disabled the comments because the new comment system was horrible. Spammers are everywhere and it cannot be stopped but now that the comments have been improved, they are back.

[@newcrazyguy526]

This will still be one of my favorite videos

[@ProgrammedPersona]

I hate this new comment section!