Nerd³ Challenges! I Predict a Riot! - Prison Architect

[@mikeymartin5519]

"STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE *BANG* I SAID STOP SHOOTI- *BANG* STOP SHOOTING PEOPL- *BANG*.

[@MCST0RMPEGASIS]

Then... Silence

[@thechibiamerican1275]

+MC ST0RMPEGASIS "Shhh....It's the sound of forgiveness." "That's the sound of people bleeding to death!" "I know. That's what forgiveness sounds like :)"

[@ArtyI]

+thechibiamerican Amazing

[@aqua-b7r]

+Endertaniam I DIDNT NEED LLAMAS WITH HATS FEELS RIGHT NOW ;~; MPH THAT SERIES RUINED MY LIFE. STUPID FANS.

[@aqua-b7r]

+Endertaniam JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WE ANGRY NOW

[@NokoFace]

In 20 years, this prison will be a well known haunted facility! Nicely done!

[@InquisitorThomas]

Imagine just exploring the prison when all the sudden you hear over your shoulder "KEYSKEYSKEYSKEYS!" As you turn around you see that nobody is there.

[@Go17Gabe]

Thomas Scally And I'll jingle some spare keys for him.

[@pmhwick]

Thomas Scally I'm laughing so hard imagining Dan screaming KEYSKEYSKEYS in the haunted prison

[@tescolemonbleach2367]

And then you just here STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE

[@ArtyI]

+The Official Nelson Gaming you mean hear, not here, right?

[@KorliWolf]

I coulsjust imagine "Sir are you sur you want us to continue firing?" "YES, they could start another riot at any moment!!" *BANG* "STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE"

[@transturtlegames1212]

MURICA! F*CK YEAH!

[@evillttlimp]

That's gonna be a lot of paperwork...

[@ShimSladyBrand]

Charlotte Cumberbatch There will be more papers than bodies

[@No-lk7qm]

PhenomenalVlogs that's some thicc ass paperwork

[@jianliluo8245]

And A LOT of graves will have to be made

[@kevinthompson4484]

Step 1: Secure the keys Step 2: Ascend from darkness Step 3: Rain fire Step 4: Unleash the horde Step 5: Skewer the winged beast Step 6: Wield a fist of iron Step 7: Raise Hell Step 8: Freedom

[@Tachiiiiii]

Step 9 PROFIT

[@kevinthompson4484]

Cody Turner Step 10: Fill the banks

[@kevinthompson4484]

***** Yes

[@fsafatscout6804]

Step 11: realise you might be doom guy

[@TheLiamster]

Step 12: ?

[@jauntycube6875]

Dan- why are you shooting Riot guard- because it's fun now go away

[@projectkepleren]

question how do i gonna get free fire mode or predict riot?

[@samuelyuan3573]

Hiring armed guards which require guard lockers in an armory will unlock free fire.

[@wayla683]

+mettaton glamour You have to unlock security and armory, and hire at least one armed guard. Then in the bottom-right corner you'll have the option to toggle freefire on / off.

[@vodkice2416]

Look at this dude, He really wants to eat his dinner. He's like "Im having a love-" Oh he's dead. -NerdCubed 2014

[@brendanrisney2449]

I like to imagine Dan just standing there in front of the riot guards like "Stop. Shooting. People." *BANG* "STOP. SHOOTING. PEOPLE. *BANG* "STOP! SHOOTING! PEOPL!"

[@snus724]

"That guys name was Speed" The amount of puns that could have been made... "He wasn't fast enough" "He couldn't outrun my shotgun"

[@sheepy2345]

and the funny thing is the nerd 3 completes has speed I think he looks a bit different from this but you know and he is in solitary for most of it

[@saimGX]

are you serious right neow

[@NotanAlt]

Prisoner: *cleaning plate* *gets shot by shotgun*

[@BigJack-1872]

Not an Alt welcome to America, land of the free and home of the brave

[@pandapotato1617]

Not an Alt the shotgun shot him with a shotgun

[@chriswashingtonbeats]

"Shotguns are kinda deadly" - Dan, 2014

[@paisano0]

8 years after watching this video as a 10 year i realize this was reference a kaiser chiefs song. well done

[@PxGamerHD]

"But on the bright side, bacon for dinner!"

[@BigJack-1872]

I swear to god this actually happened: ok so I was playing normally with a prison of around 95 people in it right and 4 people are about to be released and then the death tune plays and in the corner it says "DEATHS TODAY: 1" it turns out the four guys who were going to get released that day randomly killed someone for being a "snitch" and the guy who got charged with the murder got 24 years... if he makes it out of prison he'll be 89

[@donvalentino9822]

If you feel, so empty, So used up, So pissed off, You’re not the, Only one, refusing, To go down You’re not the Only one, SO STAND UP! LETS START A RIOT! A RIOT, LETS START A RIOT!

[@The_Fabricator]

I was shouting "Then turn them off free fire mode then!!!" when you was saying stop shooting people

[@katelynrupert5768]

I was laughing...

[@andrewmets866]

Yes that is exactly what I was yelling

[@notevenonion]

luigisghost227 ME TO

[@mr.cup6yearsago211]

ME 2

[@DarkDesiresGaming]

luigisghost227 ikr

[@PoshRaven]

New challenge: Escape your own toughest prison!

[@ninja_dragon44-35]

exscape a suppermax riot

[@Jp_Capybara77]

16:07 Oh my god, they killed Speed. You bastards!

[@stardust-reverie]

*KEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYS*

[@TheBoolinRedneck]

yes keys

[@scoutboy25]

Wait what

[@SMCInsider]

Marcus March 19:19

[@estoniagaming710]

shaun03a *KEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSILOVEKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSLOLKEYSKEYS* find the random words plz

[@CABRALFAN27]

Estonia Gaming I Love

[@killllikGamer]

11:35 This dude really wants to eat his dinner. He's like i'm having a love... Oh he's dead

[@noisyboy900]

Paul Baker must really love keys...

[@Frodudus]

I don't like you.

[@johncarlocagas]

Now kiss. :)

[@elliottmimms9046]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT kiss kiss kiss

[@minejumper.666]

+Elliott Mimms Hello me

[@hullian1113]

10:14 The logic of the Uvalde Police Department.

[@goalgames370]

16:10 was speed holding keys , because we all know that speed is key

[@goalgames370]

rylan miller He doesn't do that many fnaf videos.

[@sans6138]

he does way way too many 1 is far too many

[@FluentLee]

rylan miller Then don't watch it.

[@sans6138]

I can't just not watch it 40% of gaming youtube is fnaf

[@sans6138]

how can ignore it when 4 of my favorite gaming channels have been lost to fnaf I have a score to settle and I won't stop bugging people till scott ends the stupid game its had enough sequels if hes gonna make 4 of the same game over and over again he should at least give it a story other than a man closes doors the end

[@wisdompowerdonut1964]

Heh I thought of something, just imagine many armed guards in harmony, *clears through* 🎼 We want to murduuuuuur, take up your guns! We want to murduuuuur, Kill every,one! We want to murduuuuur, charge through the halls! we want to murduuuuur, and paint the walls with blood! We, want to...murduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!!! *bang*

[@ronelcabrera5191]

LOL'ed so hard on "KEYS! KEYS! KEYS! KEYS! KEYS! KEYS! KEYS! KEYS! KEYS!"

[@Benjavaz]

He survived being shot in the brain and now that's all he can do.

[@bdwk1]

he was really annoyed about those new pokemon

[@ShimSladyBrand]

R.I.P 49 Prisoners 53 Guards

[@Matthew-it2jw]

They didn't want none.

[@davidjames4890]

PhenomenalVlogs PRISONERS WIN.

[@rwall514]

19:17 KEYS

[@brendanrisney2449]

BACON FOR DINNER!!!! THE SILVER LINING HAS SHOWN ITSELF!!!!

[@complexshadows483]

Step 1: SECURE THE KEYS!!!

[@WallChart]

Step 2: Ascend From Darkness

[@Tachiiiiii]

step 3 : profit

[@CatmunistMeownifesto]

Step 3: Rain fire!

[@kevinthompson4484]

You are amazing

[@zacmitchell7203]

+Mr. Meowmix Step 4: Skewer the winged-beast

[@whitebeary6036]

Love you Daniel

[@thegreatcaesar6654]

*prisoner grabs his last lunch before release, gets shot in the back by a guard*

[@WaluigiLebron]

MysticVision R.I.P Frederick

[@BunbunCourier]

Yogscast Simon was a prisoner seen at 9:55 xP

[@BunbunCourier]

19:55*

[@FearlessLeader2001]

Keyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeyskeys!

[@theamazedmaze4826]

I LIKE KEYS! KEYSKEYSKEYS! OH MY GOD KEYSKEYSKEYS! *breathes deeply*

[@theamazedmaze4826]

I LIKE KEYS! KEYSKEYSKEYS! OH MY GOD KEYSKEYSKEYS! *breathes deeply*

[@debugempty]

KEYSKEYSKEYS????!!??!!!????

[@bruh-di4ku]

I come back to this video biannually

[@Narmatonia]

You can actually build one-square showers off of prisoners' cells, saving any need for shower blocks at all

[@aidenmcclelland6774]

i got a phonecall at the exact same time you got one, NO JOKE, ILLUMINATI HAS POSSESSED MY FRIEKING LIFE

[@melissamurray3759]

dan: STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE me as guard: but he was mocking you [fires gun again] dan :STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE me as guard: but he had a gun pointed at another guard

[@WaspVik]

nerd cubed: STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE me: ummm free fire is still on

[@alexalmond6862]

Imagine when the full game comes out! So much hype

[@Razticz]

I thought of a brilliant game 2 game idea: People build prisons in prison architect and they get transferred to the escapists and try to break out

[@nonuvurbeeznus795]

there's an escape mode in prison architect

[@namavoid3266]

+Nonuv Urbeeznus swap it for the escapists

[@Razticz]

Nonuv Urbeeznus I know but there is most advanced escaping in the escapists with the crafting etc

[@Jacob-hs6py]

Best 1000th. Video of any channel on KZbin

[@joshuaburrell7091]

the entire time I watched this all I heard was pumped up kicks in my head

[@DJGumm3yG4t0r]

wat da school architect

[@ignorepls]

"STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE" me: "uh Dan... Freefire mode is on..."

[@jackakers9217]

I'd love a video of him just trying to recover from this.

[@joshuamiranda7158]

I’m watching this while riots are happing in my city

[@RicardoD957]

Dan: Riot is done! *Gunfire continues* Dan: Stop shooting people! *Gunfire continues* Well this got dark pretty quickly

[@Adventure_Man]

16:10 his name is speed! And now he's dead.

[@The--Illusion]

This video sounded like something DMX would think up... Bang, Bang, Bang

[@Sethexer16]

I'm so dead rn. The guards just kept shooting it was hilarious

[@CalCapone3]

I'm actually really jealous, even though his prison is pretty basic it looks amazing.

[@goodyzetsu]

Ahhh i missed you so much, after this years i didnt watch and now, best day ever.

[@greggriffith685]

*intake oxygen* KEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYS

[@Weevilyre]

And even now some people hear where paul baker died "KEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYS"

[@-TheFacelessGamer-]

There is a video on this game of a riot that got 500 people dead. But anyways, this game should have multiplayer. What I have in mind for that is that someone makes a prison and the prisoners or actually controlled by people. The person that made the prison has to control everyone.

[@dubbersgaming7516]

When the guards kept shooting people I dying from laughter

[@Benjavaz]

19:19 LMAO

[@thelunaticcultist5157]

I... got... KEYS MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAA KEEEEEEEEEEEEEYS!!!!!!

[@wilberator9608]

Prison architect has an escape mode and the escapists has a map editor. They're both practically the same game now.

[@wilberator9608]

+Wilberator Apart from the fact you can't see your escapists prison function.

[@pretsel5132]

This was the best thing ever

[@josephmacri1278]

NerdCubed For Life!

[@emuannihilator5774]

"I'm gonna set everything to dinner." but it was 9am

[@calebbaker5771]

I haven't watched nerd's videos in a long time I got distracted from one video that was in the inventory

[@crittermoded]

Man, I wanted to see what happened when the military rolled in

[@MeridianDance]

14:47 - 14:50 my favourite part

[@notimeforps4s936]

KEYS, KEYS, KEYS, I LOVE KEYS XD

[@ethanlynch908]

the second he said it...BAM!

[@mikestermind4476]

I saw a prisoner named ellison... WHAT IS THIS MADNESS????

[@bz1mm]

Holy crap that was also the old end song!

[@Literallykatanaman]

love this game

[@barkbarkbarkbark8]

Janitors: zero fucks given

[@ajaxengineco]

Janitors: not our problem continues sweeping dead bodies and whistling nonchalantly.

[@mrsutiandhisbudynotharrypo258]

This game needs a riot mode, u either have to be a prisoner and escape by riot or ur warden and u Gota control a riot without spending ages making people angry

[@CassidyCope]

Not noticing a literal flashing button... Is Jon infecting Dan with -1 perception?

[@MobiusRosa]

The video was bloody and disturbing but why did I keep laughing why

[@sethskinner1897]

this is so weird after see the completes

[@tylerscott5316]

awesome vid brah i think you should do a lets play of this though

[@singingsun04]

This could be a movie climax

[@yarbaborba6866]

Armed guards looked like dementors when they were summoned.

[@nazberg445]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THE ADORABLE DOGS!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[@adamfberglund]

Did Speed come back to life for the completes series?

[@bz1mm]

Holy crap he said HELLO PROCRASTINATORS

[@RelevantTeen]

The full version is here! Play it!

[@blueberry1c2]

you did in fact kill 50 prisoners! you started out with 189 and went under 139 189 - 139 = 50!

[@fpz3491]

If that was real you would probably lose your prison...

[@AudieHolland]

Yes, and the governor would give you a slap on the wrists and tell you not to do that again.

[@valll39]

Mate you just won a subscriber because of this video it was hilarious :)

[@mackenzieclarke7944]

He should do more Prison Architect.

[@Halcyon_Daysed]

"We want to murder" I was dying

[@officalwolfrevolution7766]

My closed captions are on and I'm now laughing out how it says the intro is. instead of "Hello procrastinators" it reads "Hello fuck rest inators" I really wish I could make that shit up, but it is real.

[@maevelorelei1056]

i find that the khan was not running around murdering everyone kinda funny knowing what the khans did

[@Giuseppe7707]

Can you use prisons made in prison architect in the escapists bc that would be cool

[@kyrieeleison9599]

I'm years late But I love this game And All those those prisons made by some creative people OH and I fucked me own prison up

[@Goddessllias]

Man the news is gonna love this one... Extreme force used without prejudice, 40~ prisoners killed, 90~ wounded... Side Story, are the guards incompetent? Where are your tax dollars going today?

[@Swedish_Gandalf]

*KEYS*

[@dan27032]

Pls do more of these

[@birdbot9017]

Yay "Bacon" for dinner!

[@daniloobrero1307]

oh my god death left right and center

[@NYCTMTA]

every single prisoner when the Government calls in the Calvary... HOLY SHIT! WTF is going on?

[@kellyryan4963]

We've killed some sort of pornstar Jesus!

[@deadaccount6017]

KEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYSKEYS *deep breath*

[@Lumin8Gaming]

8:07 I'm going to pretend you displayed that for me, Bae

[@mt.dew_sweg_master_720crap2]

N3 there's a new mode where you play as the prisoner. I want to see you escape your own prison

[@DarkChamberBand]

beautiful!