MDickie games in general were my childhood. I bought the full versions of all his games back when I was 10 or whatever
@KadesShow642 Жыл бұрын
Nostalgia Medal Earned.
@animegirl0247 Жыл бұрын
Where’s my medal?🤨
@TheMasterMoxxic9 жыл бұрын
"just because a man is carrying a machine gun doesn't mean he intends to use it as a weapon!'
@angeliukas59 жыл бұрын
+TheMasterMoxxic Yeah, no, that's exactly why people carry a machine gun. *BUT HE WAS PROBABLY JUST CHECKING IT OUT AMARITE?*
@zenaidaalejo279 жыл бұрын
Yea he just ment to press "F" If you play the game im talking about props to you
@JRC998 жыл бұрын
+Zenaida Alejo Would you say you'd pay respects to those who get it?
@TheMasterMoxxic8 жыл бұрын
Zenaida Alejo would that game be payday?
@valtteriluoma-aho8 жыл бұрын
Seems legit
@Reddsoldier9 жыл бұрын
"Loosest use of the word 'Simulator' ever"
@PlatinumSpoons8 жыл бұрын
hard time > goat simulator
@Reddsoldier8 жыл бұрын
Hard time > Everything 10/10 Like Skyrim in prison
@leonsmith2068 жыл бұрын
Bo just like Skyrim. You know the Prison in Skyrim
@quantumlolliepop54728 жыл бұрын
I was playing this and the weirdest thing happened. I was arrested and found guilty of planning to use an apple as a deadly weapon...
@thearcheduck87468 жыл бұрын
well they are a year old.
@thedawkturr44817 жыл бұрын
Here I am lobbing bundles TNT into the cafeteria, getting hunted down across the prison for assault with a deadly weapon ... And then being found innocent.
@SadPanda-hr5eb5 жыл бұрын
7 years later and I'm still trying to figure out how he put the gun in his characters name.
@maxgoodman10804 жыл бұрын
Shift plus the key to the left of one = ¬
@AndrewKillerGamer14 жыл бұрын
@@maxgoodman1080 when i do i get ~
@maxgoodman10804 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewKillerGamer1 think it might just be on a UK keyboard
@AndrewKillerGamer14 жыл бұрын
@@maxgoodman1080 Yep its definetly uk exclusive
@LukeDuke014 жыл бұрын
Alt code
@BlindSide6110 жыл бұрын
"Just because he's carrying a machine gun gun doesn't mean he intends to use it as a weapon!" Well, I think this is more of an American Courtroom Simulator XD
@mejohnny8810 жыл бұрын
No
@baldurjokull10 жыл бұрын
Blind Side (A.K.A. Gordy61) I agree. All the american people reading are yelling at you... but it's true what you are saying.
@cwatson4278510 жыл бұрын
Baldur Jökull Ásmundsson can you please say svergan dergan vergan?
@jaytyler27429 жыл бұрын
Blind Side true and i am American
@BlindSide619 жыл бұрын
Justice Morrison I am too
@RobloxianUploader10 жыл бұрын
"Hey warden. I'm bleeding to death. Wanna help me out?" *warden walks away*
@emzedjiklool51110 жыл бұрын
*Getting punched repeatly* "OW..OWW...OW.......Hello!...Yeah i just have been beaten"
@James-ro7rx2 жыл бұрын
10 WHOLE YEARS! damn i remember watching this when i was so young when i really shouldn't have
@silverblazing11582 жыл бұрын
aye honestly same I miss these videos he used to make haha
@SuperToaster2510 жыл бұрын
"Why is everyone licking my face!?" Daniel "Nerdcubed" Hardcastle - 2012
@JohnBaskerville51976 жыл бұрын
Insane Plum Noice
@Duncanated11 жыл бұрын
Yep, this definitely is a an American prison
@freemoncler17117 жыл бұрын
Foreigner. Southtown*
@NerdRoss8 жыл бұрын
2:15 Dan created Rick before Rick and Morty was a thing.
@ThePirateCat789 жыл бұрын
Judge: that may not be a 'long' time, but it will be HARD time! (3:32) Me: Roll credits! **ding**
@grimreaper58609 жыл бұрын
Cinema sins I got it!
@ThePirateCat789 жыл бұрын
Kevin Goodwin c:
@ThePirateCat789 жыл бұрын
***** ayy lmao
@herosquad908 жыл бұрын
+grimdarkpixels Discount cinema sins. *ding!*
@ThePirateCat788 жыл бұрын
SuperNova "Stealing another channels cliche" cliche. [ding]
@NerdCubed12 жыл бұрын
Some news! There should be a new Spore video tomorrow! (Hooray!) After that I actually have another 30 mins or so footage of this game so if you like it let me know and I'll put up a part 2 of this. If not then I'll do something else. :D
@gutoguto08732 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@NerdCubed12 жыл бұрын
This game contained more new ideas then most of the top 10 AAA games of last year though... :p
@gutoguto08732 жыл бұрын
Absolutely.
@Snake_20663 ай бұрын
12 years later and this remains true
@CharlesM23 жыл бұрын
Almost 10 years later, MDickie’s wrestling game came to the switch. If the absurdity of this game came too I would be a happy man.
@rebca_9 жыл бұрын
"Loosest use of the word simulator" And then Goat Simulator was made.
@stardust-reverie9 жыл бұрын
Then, subsequently, Grass Simulator.
@GigglebunsUV9 жыл бұрын
***** At least Airport Simulator /tried/ to be one haha xD
@mugmanicalmaniac9 жыл бұрын
shaun03a At least grass simulator is pretty accurate
@LiamLimeLarm9 жыл бұрын
TheWatermelonMan *slaps face*
@deadchannel98275dhyu9 жыл бұрын
***** Fifteen dollars dollars.
@UltimateGamersNW11 жыл бұрын
Prison Guard: I can hurt you real bad with this gun in just one swift motion...*throws gun* That's right Emma badass cop
@Appelmoes4443 жыл бұрын
Still one of my favorite videos from Nerd3 - EYES is such a lovely prisoner with his cute and innocent machine gun 😂
@lordbluebaron22702 жыл бұрын
No, its "EYES!¬" lol
@KeiranmcewenLP8 жыл бұрын
"That's blatantly Hulk Hogan..." But last time Hulk Hogan was in a court room he was playing heel and not in the crowd...
@edcneku476510 жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2015. Its like escapists was a snes game and this is its n64 sequel
@IMCR8Z10 жыл бұрын
Then [insert the name of another game where you play as a prisoner in a jail where you can run around and do whatever you want here] is the obscure reboot of the series for the GameCube.
@SanicTK210 жыл бұрын
I have like 300 games on Steam, but this is the game I play most. It's even free Really need a remake or something for fixing the bugs and multiplayer. There's a Hard Time: Source project but seems that it's abandoned.
@jomcglashan310810 жыл бұрын
is it even on steam? just wanna know thanks
@SanicTK210 жыл бұрын
jo mcglashan No, i mean I usually play this game even though I have many other games on Steam. Well it is not on Steam, but I hope to see a remake or this to be released on Steam. You can download it at MDickie's website.
@xxnooneimportantxx801710 жыл бұрын
I downloaded it off his website and it doesn't work, seems like you got it working. Does it work on windows 8 even? Says it can't load graphics.
@SanicTK210 жыл бұрын
xXNoOneImportantXx worked here on Windows 7, try compatibility mode Also, when installing this game, do you get a virus warning (adware)?
@xxnooneimportantxx801710 жыл бұрын
alex_aaa789 Yeah, it may not work on Windows 8, a lot of older things don't. No, I don't think I got a warning message. And I didn't let the installer give me any more unwanted programs along with the download of the game, so I think I'm safe. I'll try the compatibility mode and see if that works, thanks for advice.
@Pomlithe11 жыл бұрын
He goes into auto fight mode because... *drumroll* HE WENT INSANE!
@applefacemoron11 жыл бұрын
Actually true he get's so sad he goes insane.
@quantumlolliepop54728 жыл бұрын
5:12 The thing you thought was a happiness level is your sanity meter. When it drops, you go insane for a bit and lose control.
@nightmaretamernightwolftam67908 жыл бұрын
QuantumLolliepop that's true I've played it before
@NerdCubed12 жыл бұрын
This is why people should follow me on twitter, I answer stuff like this all the time. :D The TARDIS and Minecraft buildy things will return after the 1.3 patch! I just needed a break from MC to stop the series getting stale.
@gutoguto08732 жыл бұрын
Ah, ok.
@scubaman7260 Жыл бұрын
cant wait for the tardis buildy thing!
@Sumuddy4 жыл бұрын
This is the last time I remember being happy
@brandonritchie72103 жыл бұрын
On god 👌
@carwin_nunez3 жыл бұрын
wish I could jump 10 years back
@tjhill01109 жыл бұрын
It's Bulk Bogan, not Hulk Hogan!
@tjhill01109 жыл бұрын
+Thetepigfan 123 Hug Hogan. Ohhh yesss.
@tepigiscute1239 жыл бұрын
+tjhill0110 my Mooskless getting stronger getting bigger
@DanTaurusAtheist568 жыл бұрын
Cause they can't use there names it's copy righ
@The2Trolles8 жыл бұрын
No, it's because of the Joel.
@Cometpluto8 жыл бұрын
MOOSKLES
@maxsta9769 жыл бұрын
Once a warden told me to give him my weapon, so I did then got arrested by a different warden for "trading weapons".
@scotthuntsberry28988 жыл бұрын
how was prison other than that
@swordcraft92108 жыл бұрын
+scott huntsberry he meant in the game
@scotthuntsberry28988 жыл бұрын
No shit
@MegaScytheman8 жыл бұрын
technically you were... and because I cannot possibly not say it - looks like you had a HARD TIME! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@swordcraft92108 жыл бұрын
+scott huntsberry you phrased it like you thought he meant it happened in actual prison
@Jamezontoast11 жыл бұрын
MDickie FTW!
@dthefur860910 жыл бұрын
The mode you can't control your caracter is called insane mode it happens when the smile is at zero of green
@jamessullenger975810 жыл бұрын
you mean character? use spell check idiot
@jr.conroy10 жыл бұрын
James Sullenger He, he is helpful. You though, you are facetious.
@markj30m10 жыл бұрын
John Conroy dick
@jr.conroy10 жыл бұрын
Shinaito Me?!
@DrunkenCoward110 жыл бұрын
John Conroy You're using words with more than two syllables, you're confusing the poor guy, that's why he's insulting you.
@benmcbain328211 жыл бұрын
i love how the warden attacked the other guy then said that he was a personal friend
@LilTufu10 жыл бұрын
My computer can run BF4 ultra on everything but when it comes to Hard Time it just gives up and dies.
@secretperson57955 жыл бұрын
TheTudinh the derp is to strong for it
@twilliamspro10 жыл бұрын
The MDickie wrestling game is pretty fun It's like real wrestling Where a month in during my game Vince mcmahon Hung himself
@MintySpeedbuilds7 жыл бұрын
It happened!
@jonathanbaird81096 жыл бұрын
Hanged*
@theonionsystem77794 жыл бұрын
@babybear kugo hangeth
@sonicecho47774 жыл бұрын
Eight years later and I still love this video
@sonicecho47772 ай бұрын
Four years later my opinion is largely unchanged thanks for asking Kneel at the alter of antiquity Wet-a-whistle at the springs of vigor
@Egzindahouse3 ай бұрын
Well, I had to come back to the OG after watching the new video
@dv_interval423 ай бұрын
Great era, "I'm feeling hungry", he really spoke for the characters, and without a camera, it feels so immersive, like you're in the game world. He's truly a one of a kind creator.
@bloodrunsclear3 жыл бұрын
‘I’M ASIAN?’ I just like the idea EYES! woke up to his own ethnicity in that moment
@jakebutnotfromstatefarm8 жыл бұрын
This video is 4 years old
@theburningphantom18 жыл бұрын
Man I feel old now
@thearcheduck87468 жыл бұрын
4 years isnt old.
@nothank35178 жыл бұрын
yay!
@killeranime35918 жыл бұрын
I was 10 years old when this video release
@cinesanctuary8 жыл бұрын
l h
@TuggSpeedman-eh9ls Жыл бұрын
I remember this one getting uploaded! 11 years, that’s mental 😂 see you in another 11
@owendorion8808 Жыл бұрын
The way these videos made some of our childhoods were next level only if we had a nice blue phone box to go back when they came out 😢
@soyboydivision8 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the most corrupt prisons I've ever seen, holy shit
@thisanacondaisbiggerthanth46958 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@soapegg8 жыл бұрын
you haven't seen the gmod jailbreak games
@adbusby20493 жыл бұрын
why is this a core memory
@Wh9teRose2 жыл бұрын
bro trust me
@sonicsega63 ай бұрын
Who else is coming back to this after the new Hard Time III video
@christopherpaulson52167 жыл бұрын
“Right so you can ... WHAT THE HELL... okay, so the derp is strong in these I will tell you that” definitely the best line I’ve ever heard
@rossjames327011 жыл бұрын
He goes mad when someone takes his health and happiness down and then auto fight goes on I know from experience cause in this got me in for 127 days lol
@sawaxv71369 жыл бұрын
Can you just imagine that? Someone is ill, a man/woman assists in aiding you. You randomly hit the man/woman in the face and get him/her into a headlock. You throw them to the ground and still feel ill.
@psydocthepsyduck83829 жыл бұрын
It's called the life of a paramedic and nurse!
@PatrickMullenDrums4 жыл бұрын
I miss this nerdcubed, hard time, the ship, fallout 4....
@DJKrispyK10 жыл бұрын
I got this game on my phone and its honestly the most entertaining thing I have ever played. I got all my friends addicted to it and now all we do is play this and exchange crazy stories about the weird shit that happens in this game. 10/10 for sure
@blaisebarnett7555 Жыл бұрын
Wow I remember the feeling of watching these vids
@Razzlewolfflight10 жыл бұрын
The first prison where the guards start the fights for you.
@tomthebomb61998 жыл бұрын
just because a man is holding a machine gun dosent mean he intends to hurt someone words to live by
@SeneticRewinDzzZ8 жыл бұрын
to die by*
@tomthebomb61998 жыл бұрын
exactly
@tree4275 жыл бұрын
America
@KilljoyGamer10 жыл бұрын
15:15 When your happiness level runs out, you cannot control your character and it will attack anyone in the vicinity, and reply negatively to all conversations. The happiness level is the bar with the face in the top left. You can keep the happiness level up by watching TV or going to bed.
@edwardp22twitch364 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who keeps coming back to this?
@santannaLz4 жыл бұрын
Nope so do I
@mattixgold19 жыл бұрын
Will this work on my apple? 1 stem 1 skin much juicy 2 mold spots
@WanderingKumquat9 жыл бұрын
mattixgold1 Nope Sorry We dont like apples in this town >:|
@ulrich6169 жыл бұрын
Dude, you really need to upgrade your stem!
@jordan27389 жыл бұрын
mattixgold1 It ran on my potato, it does have 8 mold spots though
@timothybulson999 жыл бұрын
mattixgold1 dude it ran on my bannana and it dosent have a stem so you should be fine
@jianhoffman9 жыл бұрын
mattixgold1 I have a expert apple and better stem and two skins and TONS OF JUICE and no mold but yea, It ran pretty good
@Brutalette9 жыл бұрын
I've always wondered if Nerdcubed was meant to be Nerd to the Third.
@swordcraft92108 жыл бұрын
I mean it means the same thing
@swordcraft92108 жыл бұрын
I mean it means the same thing
@swordcraft92108 жыл бұрын
I mean it means the same thing
@Brutalette8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but that one rhymes. Yeah, but that one rhymes. Yeah, but that one rhymes.
@Azeria8 жыл бұрын
nerd^⅓ = ∛nerd != nerd^3 = nerd*nerd*nerd
@sleeming8811 жыл бұрын
His reaction to the creepy close-up at 6:00 just kills me every time.
@BallisticJEANS10 жыл бұрын
I can deal with ads. I can deal with buffering But when ads buffer, I suffer
@gamer-gs8yo9 жыл бұрын
Please donate to the 'Stop Ads Buffering Foundation' You will save lives call at 1800-Not-Real
@NotJustSomeGuy9 жыл бұрын
I cant deal with the ads, I cant deal with the buffer, but when the ads suffer I buffer
@exokuroyt6 жыл бұрын
BallisticJEANS well said
@ewancooper64987 жыл бұрын
Man this month is gonna be a hardtime
@youlooklikeagoodjoe7 жыл бұрын
"Havin' a good time, havin' a good time!"
@N3XUS_T4RG3T Жыл бұрын
Ahh, they don’t make ‘em like this anymore. Prime KZbin content right here
@beantoast43362 жыл бұрын
core memory unlocked
@SouthernedgeExtreme10 жыл бұрын
Also, The Crowd Are From His Old 2D Games from 2000-2003 (Yes, He Made Games In 2000. You Need An Emulator To Play Them Though.)
@Hokki55510 жыл бұрын
For what platform?
@SouthernedgeExtreme10 жыл бұрын
Hokki PC, Go on MDickie's Website, Into History, scroll down And Click 2000 Or 2001 and You'll find some. (Then Go Watch His KZbin Channel.)
@brookepony11 жыл бұрын
god damn it dan i was eting a slice of cake while watching this and i almost choked to death from laughter!!!
@brookepony11 жыл бұрын
and I have now peed myself......Imma go to the toilet...
@MitsPriv10 жыл бұрын
I love watching the old videos. I get very nostalgic after being subscribed since Dan had 200,000 subscribers.
@Kaiimei10 жыл бұрын
It's a "Don't drop the rock" Simulator xD
@robbhart862310 жыл бұрын
John cena has lost already
@Sul_Opreym5 жыл бұрын
Jesus fuck...7 years ago.. ffs iv been watching nerd since I was 8 or 9 damn
@BainPlays5 жыл бұрын
Ikr me too
@JomasterTheSecond3 жыл бұрын
*_everything is gonna be alright_*
@Nothing-ch3dw3 жыл бұрын
WOAHHHHH woahhhhh WOAHHHH AYYY
@nathan58065 жыл бұрын
I watched this 6 years omg, oml do it again
@notthalis954510 жыл бұрын
Same guys who made The You Testament. The FUCKING YOU TESTAMENT.
@Nettacki10 жыл бұрын
And all the Wrestling MPire games.
@sleeping_giant062010 жыл бұрын
You mean same guy.
@lukejalove11879 жыл бұрын
And Popcorn. And Wrecked.
@sleeping_giant06209 жыл бұрын
J. Badger Don't forget Wrestling Revolution 3D,his most popular game yet.
@mikeplaysit9 жыл бұрын
Its an "indie prison" simulator. Thats why. lol
@creamslapfartpie864211 жыл бұрын
"This pool cue is up for grabs!" "No, thanks" *Throws cue across room* ???
@TheGamerCreeper3999 жыл бұрын
McDickie is the best developer of weird simulators
@sircobra79699 жыл бұрын
+TheGamerCreeper399 MDickie*
@swordcraft92108 жыл бұрын
+vampiremoose no it's mcdickie if you look at the credits on his other games
@sandman.38 Жыл бұрын
This was finally recommended to me, I missed these days.
@thenotoriousdig6107 жыл бұрын
Any procrastinator here after the Wrestling Revolution 3D video?
@6shooter5018 жыл бұрын
This is also a free iOS game that is actually good and doesn't use micro transactions! ITS A MIRACLE
@samuelcalline91008 жыл бұрын
Yes it does
@leonsmith2068 жыл бұрын
It does, but only obe and that's the extended version
@darkability13936 жыл бұрын
It doesn't have microtransactions lol, a dlc/expansion pack(Which is basically what it is) is not a microtransaction,
@frankipool80982 ай бұрын
Who’s watching in 2024 ❤. Have a blessed lifetime
@Sl1f3rDrag0n4 жыл бұрын
Dan playing this genuinely made me laugh so much. Thank you for that
@lilaccreeper20053 ай бұрын
Come to watch this again, after watching the newest one 😂
@VenomousCr0w10 жыл бұрын
Play The You Testement, Nerdcubed.
@yetanother912710 жыл бұрын
Dan is an atheist. Just so you know.
@VenomousCr0w10 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Hughes I'm an atheist as well (not one of those 'all religion is terrible' atheists) but still. It's be pretty funny.
@yetanother912710 жыл бұрын
Well, it probably would, but The You Testament is even glitchier than Hard Time.
@VenomousCr0w10 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Hughes That's the point!
@yetanother91274 жыл бұрын
@proud hufflepuff I know, I just thought suggesting Dan play it was kind of funny.
@codfish20108 жыл бұрын
Next complete series anyone?
@kiryulives08898 жыл бұрын
"Maybe someone else will appreciate this pool cue.." *Throws the pool cue*
@LunarMusician10 жыл бұрын
My pc isnt fast enough to run this game. Still looks cool though.
@GamingSometimesButNotAlways10 жыл бұрын
really? wow I'm able to play it on Windows 8 :l
@LunarMusician10 жыл бұрын
My processor is too slow (1.8GHz Dual core that acts like a 2.6GHz Single core) on a Windows 8.1 Laptop. The game recomends or requires 3GHz. The lag for me was too much for me to bare.
@larvashwe10 жыл бұрын
coolmarshall Huh, that's funny. My processor is 2.2GHz 4 core and it runs fine. Maybe it's because of the four cores instead of two.
@Genericzombie459610 жыл бұрын
yay im not the only one with a shit pc :D
@LunarMusician10 жыл бұрын
It's because I didn't think and got an ordinary laptop for a gaming PC.
@maxflash20011 жыл бұрын
Dan dropped the soap...
@Crbn4610 жыл бұрын
this game was made by 1 guy over 3 months
@juggernaut135657 жыл бұрын
Cannot believe it has been five years old. I remember when it was only 4 weeks. I might be exaggerating by 2 weeks but man this is old
@timmy9336 жыл бұрын
Remember when this came out, time fly’s🤧
@JudgementPlays8 жыл бұрын
Looks like Rick from Rick and Morty
@WolfOfLegend10 жыл бұрын
DAN! PLEASE PLAY GOAT SIMULATOR! I BEG OF YOU
@InterfaceYT10 жыл бұрын
No. That game is freaking horrible.
@WolfOfLegend10 жыл бұрын
He loves simulators and it's hilarious... if you don't want to watch it then that's your choice
@crazysmith0110 жыл бұрын
WolfOfLegend I belive he said he agrees with Totalbiscuit. And totalbiscuit said he hated it.
@WolfOfLegend10 жыл бұрын
crazysmith01 That was in one of the latest episodes, way after i posted this
@mackbuscus10 жыл бұрын
His laptop cant handle it
@aexg83176 жыл бұрын
i remember watching this mini series when i was sick around 4 years ago, best sick day of my life
@luke795910 жыл бұрын
Anyone else come from Jack? :)
@TheRazerBlazer10 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aarondunne336110 жыл бұрын
Yep if u mean THE BOSS Jacksepticeye
@yeeteryotbeep798810 жыл бұрын
eh new about this game before jack played it plyed on tblet
@russellplaysmc755510 жыл бұрын
Me
@deathman428010 жыл бұрын
me do
@gremlindan82 ай бұрын
Watching after nerd mentioned it in the latest one
@maverick56407 жыл бұрын
I love the way the judge is thinking."this man gunned down a group of people with a machine gun, he must be innocent.
@phntmn92443 жыл бұрын
i watch this video every year it just makes me happy thanks dan!!!
@TheZombie1187110 жыл бұрын
"My ass is not sorry my ass has done nothing wrong except for being fabulous." LOL
@fahadjoudeh11 жыл бұрын
You made a Denny Crane reference! You're my new favorite youtuber.
@ThatOneShortieHo2 жыл бұрын
It'd be really funny if the opening trial had a tiny chance of finding you innocent and you just win the game
@LightSpeedDriver11 жыл бұрын
I can't drink my damn coffee because I was laughing too fucking much
@ButterShutterModels11 жыл бұрын
When a man comes back from court without getting arrested there's only one explanation. FAIRY GODPARENTS!