Nerd³ Plays... Clockwork Empires - Madness

[@l0rf]

If anyone's interested, Hematite is an iron ore. It got that name from being a deep blood red colour. The other prominent iron ores in the world are Limonite, a grayish yellow, and Magnetite, a dark gray and magnetic ore. Dwarf Fortress is great at teaching geology.

[@Justin-sl3sb]

Dan Harmon and Arnold Rimmer were the heroes of that colony

[@nowthatscrazy]

Procrastinators? YES! THAT'S US!

[@muneebahmed2391]

We should colonies mars.

[@josha5933]

Muneeb Ahmed yes, just not right now, maybe a bit later

[@PrinceLeviathan]

@@josha5933 Yeah a bit later

[@sufferingstilton1644]

So anyone go back to watch his Banished video?

[@sufferingstilton1644]

***** Yep XD

[@fredrikhaugland24]

Dan_The_Gamer OMG YES HOW DID YOU KNOW

[@sufferingstilton1644]

Critical The theme of the game and the view angle :p

[@Metallica4Life92]

banished is way nicer to look at and play, I think:3

[@carot41234]

but really both are just dwarf fortress but easier XD

[@arturaraujo73]

2 days married and already playing shit games... I'm with ya Dan

[@arturaraujo73]

***** It's not, it really isn't

[@gajbooks]

Probably pre-recorded.

[@arturaraujo73]

gajbooks You think?

[@arturaraujo73]

WaveGaming You think?

[@WilliamSmith-ni6fm]

whats bad about this?

[@gferrol118]

Only sausages and bread? Another German simulator I guess

[@MusicVideoTrioS1]

Don't you love it when fish people come out of the forest and attack your village forcing you to kill and eat them, it's Um, liberating... I'm not batshit insane, honest my psycologist's head says so

[@LazerusAbenenduli]

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ATE UNCLE H"LKYELEG!

[@LazerusAbenenduli]

MVT Studios ...YOU MONSTER! THEY WERE THREE DAYS FROM RETIREMENT!

[@jacobhenn1504]

"Ah hes probably going to have a piss. Must be 6 AM, when the-" ...The fuck are you on about Dan?

[@koenschaper8821]

Not "when the...", he said "we've all been there".

[@Bogwedgle]

Sausages are high in calories and keep for a long time.

[@Bogwedgle]

Also, just get it over with and play fucking dwarf fortress.

[@yetanother9127]

A properly-prepared chub of salami can keep for _years_ at room temperature (as opposed to the storebought kind that grows fuzz in a couple of weeks even if _refrigerated_).

[@Bogwedgle]

Jonathan Hughes I live in England. We get decent salami if you're willing to pay a little extra.

[@ZeroLlama]

that fuckin' mum joke, now I gotta clean sausage roll of my fucking monitor

[@juanmi2334]

Whoa, Whoa! I know you! You're the one that makes highlights videos of Cyanide!

[@ZeroLlama]

Ayoo :D

[@ZeroLlama]

lmao

[@jackeea_]

3:20 "So he's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer-" I love the RD references!

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

" About three people died, and we're gonna be eating fishpeople for the next six weeks..." Best use for fishpeople.

[@jacquelinesaunders4023]

Dan, you have got to play Rimworld. It's Prison Architect plus playable Dwarf Fortress.

[@tezradmar4012]

The hell do you mean playable Dwarf Fortress?

[@jacquelinesaunders4023]

Frankly, Dwarf Fortress is ASCII hell to 99.9% of people.

[@tezradmar4012]

That's why texture packs are a thing. Problem solved.

[@jacquelinesaunders4023]

He'd still love it!

[@RageSondrayy]

1:48 you shouldn't defrag a non-mechanical drive, much less your brain. A mechanical hard drive uses multiple spinning disks and writes physically to them, like a cd or dvd. NTFS is a pretty primitive filesystem (linux, BSD and the like have wayyy better ones available), so it hardly deals with fragmentation at all, which is why you need to defrag once in a while, this only applies to mechanical hard drives, as the data is written in sequence. The reason a mech drive (holy fuck that's the raddest thing i've said this week) writes in sequence is so that the spinning disks dont have to spin as far to reach required files, which is a good thing, however if you delete a file in the middle of that, suddenly you have a gap. When you defrag a drive it moves files in order to get rid of the gap. This is why it only applies to mechanical drives, as SSDs are not mechanical, meaning they dont have the spinning disks to bottleneck it. You CAN defrag an ssd, but it wouldnt do jack shit other than wear it out. The brain is pretty much a heap of fat capable of sending electric signals i.e not mechanical. Also your memories from my understanding are usually thought of as paths between different neurons or something, idk im not a brain surgeon. When you hypotetically defrag a brain all these paths get moved, you can see how bad this would be? You would become a fucking *vegetable.*

[@RageSondrayy]

Why did i make this?

[@Tris70]

+Sondrayy props to you for useing your time on this. Not that he will ever see this.

[@1999Dman1]

Thank you good sir i will now not defrag my ssd(not that it would need it even if defragging worked as i have only had it for a few months)

[@idamoofus5332]

I enjoyed that until I saw you didn't put a semicolon before the "however" and now you're basically the worst person.

[@Septimus_ii]

This game looks like a great idea that in practise is just frustrating

[@sam-rs8wg]

oh dear god if you're gonna play this game give Rimworld a chance

[@iKentEven]

Dick Cheneh yes please

[@connorbuchanan9508]

He must play it

[@RandomOinker]

He's played it. Check out his No Man's Sky alternatives vid.

[@connorbuchanan9508]

RandomOinker ?!?!?!

[@connorbuchanan9508]

RandomOinker Just re watched the video... and I don't see/hear anything about Rimworld in the video or anything like that.

[@walrusking653]

1:41 Dan.exe has stopped working

[@blitz6202]

2 days married and Dan is still making child-like jokes (eg. your mum) jokes. god damm it we love you dan never change

[@GuanoLad]

I hope in a future game Dan will name a character "Maize Chowder".

[@capedbaldy706]

Actually, a "day" in the Creative period of the Bible most probably would have been millennia at a time. So, Train Simulator load time.

[@OriginalBlackmoore]

This is like a steampunk/Victorian Rimworld I love it.

[@glaex1907]

So basically it's Towns, but not abandoned.

[@Scrial]

Or Gnomoria, but not abandoned. Or rimworld, but somehow more clunky. Or just Dwarf Fortress but shit.

[@glaex1907]

Frankly I find these games frustrating. It's way too hard to get these fuckers to do what you want them to do.

[@cheese_man4952]

Looks more like banished

[@iKentEven]

Play rimworld

[@alexmendelsberg4974]

you mean "timber and stone"?

[@ichigo_nyanko]

If you're in trouble he will save the day He's brave and he's fearless come what may Without him the mission would go astray He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer Without him life would be much grimmer He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer He will never need a zimmer He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer More reliable than a garden trimmer He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer Master of the wit and the repartee His command of space directives is uncanny How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me! Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer He's also a fantastic swimmer And if you play your cards right Then he just might come round for dinner He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer No rhymes left now apart from quimmer He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer Fade out you stupid plimmer

[@multiplio2924]

Why would you spend so long struggling with this when you could just play factorio again?

[@blues1111]

+1

[@AnonEyeMouse]

The Natter Nodge Because factorio is in no way similar to this kind of game...

[@sirmaxeer6909]

As someone who has OCD, I fret the day dan plays rimworld Rimworld takes hours of playtime to actually know how to play PROPERLY, and he would only record like an hour or so in and it wouldn't really be fun for me

[@joshuatheawesome9440]

Dammit Dan! I have things to do today!

[@joshuatheawesome9440]

Oscarolis My day starts late.

[@ErisAlter]

Why so triggered? No need to insult him.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

So, it's basically 'Banished' meets 'The Sims' meets...Cthulhu?

[@inkedthinker4062]

Make Rimworld your next completes series. It's like this but with more mental illness and weird shit.

[@simmerocky2393]

Those giant turtles actually existed (extinct now last one died not so long ago) they were used in back in the time as emergency food, they would bring one on their ship and just let it be there (whitout feeding it) and then eat it if they had too, they were idle because they live like 100 years.

[@DarkDezzick]

Now, I believe Nerd^3 has done at least one (maybe two?) Factorio videos... I want to see the one where he is just dropped into a mid-late game Bob's mods. I think the overwhelming nature of that situation would be frustrating enough to be amusing.

[@ThatBaritoneGuitarGuy]

Just you wait. When you are dealing with Fallout 1460, you will be glad you had the Brotherhood of Clockwork.

[@alexmcsandwichface2075]

10:22 "Arnold Rimmer is still chopping down rocks"

[@ericvaughn2617]

Can this be a series? I want to see more of Captain Shovel!

[@mik_ln]

That beaver thing is definitely a capibara. Giant guinea pigs are awesome.

[@aircooledgaming]

The top of the recommended list on this video is a song by Madness. Well done KZbin.

[@aircooledgaming]

Our House

[@LordofChaos595]

This would be an amazing completes series for you!

[@adamhawley1]

DAN!!! You should do another ftl challenge, only use ion weaponry, and maybe some drones, no teleporter either, you personally cannot damage the hull,but your drones can

[@danialgill9302]

I fucking died when I he said "OK I should have brought a psychologist to this place" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌 omg I love you dan

[@Rateus_Johanson]

I do enjoy the Charlie Brooker style your mum jokes with the double punchline. Lovely work.

[@kaildutey3715]

LETS PLAY! LETS PLAY! LETS PLAY!

[@muneebahmed2391]

LETS NOT LETS NOT LETS NOT

[@lukecolvin6969]

As an Australian i can assure you that if we wanted to colonise a place, Sausages and bread would be the ONLY thing we would bring

[@unoriginalusername4416]

"Creating New World. This may take some time" "Take it, it took God seven days" I love this about Dan. He's an atheist but he'll make religious jokes in good taste.

[@livelongcoffee5580]

You are right. I'm christian but he still makes me laugh, I don't just get triggered.

[@tetragrade]

Oh so this is why there are so many clockwork items in Dungeons of Dredmor.

[@dominusstorm6582]

Anyone else getting a 'Rimworld' vibe from this? ... But shit.

[@CurtisRivers]

Well it IS just another unpolished Dwarf Fortress knock-off.

[@GruntsAreWin]

>tfw I followed the development of this game for ages Kill me.

[@DGneoseeker1]

Yes. Sadly I got excited at seeing Cthulhu monsters but it does look... not great.

[@MrDumptyTheDeadman]

This game looks pretty cool, would like to see you play more.

[@rohannjonker7198]

At 1:56, nerd^3 activated my 'OK google'

[@VideoMakerGuy92]

7:49 HE SAID PROCRASTINATORS!!! FINALLY!! ALSO, congratulations Dan, and Rebecca, I'm really happy for you two. :)

[@TRGTACE]

*"Why do only fools and horses work? nananaNANA, nanaNANANA, na na na na na!"*

[@Redacted69]

please do a Let's Play of this series

[@PUREIRISH1916]

2 days married and already back to making videos damn he works fast.

[@skudzer1985]

This game has potential but it's terrible in its current state. The whole overseer thing is awkward and clunky.

[@roachbaitfnv2591]

Fish People huh? C'thulu must be right around the next corner...this can't end well. :)

[@generalwolf007]

Roachbait FNV Why do you think people were going insane the whole time?

[@roachbaitfnv2591]

Seeing how it's Dan running the show...um, that's a bit of a loaded question.

[@generalwolf007]

Roachbait FNV Sooo... Dan is about as likely to turn people crazy as an eldritch god older than the earth itself?

[@roachbaitfnv2591]

I'm guessing you never saw what happens when he gets around "Cookie-Clicker", eh?...Truly, therein madness prevails. :)

[@jesseasher7520]

nerd cubed making yo momma jokes is the best thing ever. xD

[@ragingdonut4301]

This game reminds me of a low quality RimWorld. WHICH YOU MUST PLAY DAN!

[@Downtown81]

The thumbnail looks like a fallout game that takes place in the past xD. THAT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA!!

[@PeterComputerino]

But Fallout is all about an irradiated post-apocalyptic world. How would that play out in the past?

[@nolanwidmer1290]

Oh, wow I've never heard of a game like that? *Cough* Elder Scrolls *Cough*

[@117superdude]

I thought this was a joke until nobody mentioned Arcanum.

[@MattIsBored322]

Please make this a series

[@gothicanimegirl44]

The best part of this game is the Hamilton reference

[@bennyweimer2345]

You should play "Brick Rigs." It's an indie game that just came out on steam, and looks like lego wreckfest.

[@BacadoTheSkoggy]

Omigosh HAMILTON REFERENCE this is now my favourite game

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

Dwarf Fortress for Elves, then.

[@liquidrelaxation9075]

2:36 I verbally shouted "Ohhhh" and suddenly felt like a 3rd grader..

[@LiarraSniffles_X3]

...Did um.. Did one of those supply crates do damage to the lady it landed on?

[@ro_thing]

"I am the very model of a modern major general". Is Dan a venerated Virginian veteran?

[@TheIbney00]

25:47 that Hamilton reference doe

[@Killbot224]

So, this is how you spend your honeymoon.

[@rizqiimani]

6 years ago.. I wonder how this game progresses and I really wish Dan would make another video or stream this

[@santosgessy70]

Do you like fish sticks? And also are fish people, crab people's cousins?

[@devilonyourshoulder4732]

Fresh water. From the sea. M'kay.

[@chuckufarly5]

actually enjoyed this more than i thoguht i would, was one of the funnier videos he has made...been a while since there was a funny video...

[@shecoda]

Anyone want a full play of this? That would be awesome

[@KosmicKat.9391]

Next VR game you should do is ModBox. It is a sandbox game.

[@MarshalAPayne]

Captain Hammer... you mean Jeremy Clarkson?

[@leohjames]

Today marks 10 years exactly since sonic '06

[@stolenmemesforstolendreams8922]

No wonder the British hated the colonist, they were infuriating.

[@Requiexat]

So when's the Completes series for Dwarf Fortress?

[@LeeLemon008]

Tortoise, Dan. Tortoise.

[@GFTAidan]

Nice madness reference in the description.

[@MagicalMike2]

12:33 Captain Hammer? I think Sergeant Bash has a better ring to it.

[@tib1639]

At 24:21 did no one notice Captain Rocks in the kitchen?!

[@jamesmalpas]

Your commentary is actually hilarious I hope u see urself as a professional comedian man cuz ur good

[@9darkspells]

Someone really just needs to tell him about dwarf fortress at this point.

[@georgeporter3631]

Hes running to te wilderness because hes despaired. No one except dan has ever seen this part as i write this

[@Downtown81]

george porter I saw it! I saw it!

[@Downtown81]

george porter I saw it! I saw it!

[@ashmon16]

after everything that happened dan has finally gone mad.

[@thehomiesrule123]

Why does DAN get so little views, I get so triggered. 2.5M, and so little views. Still love you Dan!!

[@Alatha_]

Different seasons bring different amounts of views, at least for let's players.

[@OfficialPlistra]

It may also be because Dan doesn't attempt to change his style at all. Like for real, look back a few years and look at all the change... nada.

[@TheGreatestComebacks]

Jesus christ! that keyboard sound when he changed the name of the character it sounded like a type writer

[@sledgehammersssssquad3624]

"Oh my god I think Sausage McEater's cocked it!" #VideoGamesOutOfContext

[@melissaiscool4174]

puting windows on buildings gives the people more people and then there will be less mad

[@KMAssets]

some of those fish people look like slitheen

[@tyleralberico9340]

Clockwork Empires ≠ A Clockwork Orange

[@williamhalley1017]

You need to play rimworld, its a way better colony city builder than this and it's a mix of prison architect and dwarf fortress

[@antiMatterDynamit]

that moment you know what tutorial they used to make the level

[@randsaw666]

I am the very model of a scientist salarian, I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian.

[@Borus101]

I REALLY want a plays of this

[@flynchristov3190]

Dan I'm also surprised that u still have ur math skills ... Impressive

[@codeymiller5954]

Did anyone else think the beginning reminded them of Zoombinies, or am I going mad?

[@iamnuff1992]

Should have assigned more people to the barracks.

[@skrunklebrunk374]

DAAAAAN DISHONORED 2 CAME OUT LAST WEEK. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THE ORIGINAL.

[@4llg00dth1ng5]

oh hey, it's another version of dwarf fortress

[@luke-vb7he]

2:30 savage cubed

[@oli_onion]

Shit Dan referred to us as procrastinators again

[@mrendwa7149]

Maybe I'm just in a strange mood, but a lot of the aspects of this game remind me of Dwarf Fortress.