Nerd³ Plays... Giant Machines 2017 - Groß

[@crittermoded]

I appreciate that a simulator is finally simulating a mortal worker who can be killed, but what the hell is with that music on the death screen?!

[@thefirkman7400]

That's something straight out of a horror game, isn't it?

[@skippersthepenguin3591]

No its the actual death music because i saw anouther guy die with the same music

[@MrMindTheGapGaming]

Skippers De penguin n

[@gamingphysics1500]

Nitro_Wolf The music is SCP containment breach with the sound of " The Old Man" in the background.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

the proper name is Bump In The Night.

[@shadowguidr7042]

The narrator, omg. Just imagine: "You are a public enemy." "You are most wanted." "Someone wants to join your posse."

[@georgebowyer5170]

as a construction worker, the way he used that crane made me sad

[@BettaFishTaco]

As someone who has nothing to do with construction, it disturbed me deeply as well.

[@georgebowyer5170]

+Betta Fish xD I'm glad you share in my pain

[@arnerademacker8548]

As someone who enjoys chaos, it delighted me.

[@poilboiler]

What could possibly be wrong with his masterful craning?

[@georgebowyer5170]

+poilboiler it was just all wrong the boom should be up in the air with the hook lowered down on the cable, he was using it like a giant manatoo

[@Krytonite001]

"... the mouse is properly inverted." You just gave me cancer, Dan.

[@sonofpears4691]

Who actually inverts the mouse in games. That kind of movement only works when flying planes in games

[@pulgmaz4564]

@@sonofpears4691 maybe all of the developers wanted to make a plane game but then decuded to make a shitty simulator but disnt bother to inver the mouse back

[@VenseyNess]

That Jim Sterling clip was PERFECT.

[@smegskull]

Dan is secretly a boglin

[@christophercant]

Dan is Chungus

[@saucegodishall2103]

Vensey Ness it took dan to long to play this

[@ayylmaio]

What time was it?Think I missed it

[@zoltanpuskely7320]

I came a little

[@kosmokat111]

Nerdcubed completes Giant Machines 2017

[@kevinambler4931]

yep

[@shindinder]

TO LATE MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@TheNewMaxico]

AW HELL YEAH

[@TinyAlison]

YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

[@WoWandTerrariaManiax]

I would watch every single episode of that. And I don't usually even watch your Complete series.

[@the_big_steezsteez7627]

This in VR, would probably give him a heart attack

[@M.I.D.]

I had the exact same thought! VR! VR! VR!

[@the_big_steezsteez7627]

I know, he would die though so. That's the down side

[@ianwalker6546]

"Contains almost 5 minutes of gameplay, where you chicken our halfway up the bucket wheel excavator"

[@1999Dman1]

Simulators without simulator in the title seems to be competent games.

[@YOM2_UB]

Forestry 2017.

[@SkillfulCorpse]

Euro truck simulator 2 and american truck simulator are great games

[@barryscott9590]

They saw the shit simulator games get and decided to distance themselves from it. Simulator games are almost seen as parodies nowdays anyway.

[@vaguepunkguy]

+YOM2 Nothing more needs to be said.

[@YOM2_UB]

Darek Meller Indeed.

[@5Andysalive]

A simulator with a proper physics engine not a comedy one?

[@Hoddd9000H9K]

AnDay5zlebt What a time to be alive

[@vidcritic8755]

Ets/ ets2, railworks, fsx, p3d, there's a fes

[@vidcritic8755]

+Vid Critic few*

[@XPlaneAviation]

Vid Critic lmao “fsx/p3d” are games

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

This was an excellent use of Jim Sterling.

[@bigschnee7785]

I would be honestly be up for a playthrough of Giant Machines 2017 :|

[@markmillett6540]

I didn't want the video to end because I wanted to see what else the game had

[@Hendlton]

It would be pretty cool but the editing is what made it this good and he doesn't edit the Complete's series so it would be nowhere near as good as this.

[@markmillett6540]

Hendlton you have a good point

[@truemetalsonic]

Dan found a good simulator that he likes... thats a suprise. competent sim devs do exist

[@PaulZeroSolis]

Other than the floating houses and the body of water between (Was it Ireland or Wales?) and Britain being replaced by Antarctica, Train Simulator is a solid sim as well.

[@truemetalsonic]

Paul Solis yeah he likes that too (and trains in general). I dont play it much because it runs like ass on a laptop.

[@lekoro1]

it was wales and england and it was also a tunnel that goes under a large river

[@markmillett6540]

your forgetting SCS software, they made ETS2 and ATS

[@truemetalsonic]

DragonHarrierGaming i dont know those abriviations.

[@anxietyanddepression5920]

17:28 did anybody else thought that the crane hook was a decorative hanging thing on the wing mirror

[@ellie_shrug]

Nerdcubed completes Giant Machines 2017?

[@arschpanzer6558]

I sooooo want that to happen

[@copium5513]

yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yeas yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes please. you made it to the end. Fuck you

[@ellie_shrug]

Whoa dats a lot of likes.

[@tytotheowl2994]

My god yes

[@Vibevibellama]

That guy in the corner. Yes

[@ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

It breaks me when people refer to silicon as "silicone" they're very different things.

[@kaktotak8267]

What if I refer to it as "sillycone"?

[@ricksanchez8081]

silicon is an element they use to make electronics and silicone or polysiloxanes is that rubbery shit that they make dildos and fleshlights out of

[@oswaldmosley1063]

*very different*

[@dyciefisk2535]

Woah, an actually *good* simulator! 😱

[@John514s]

Because ETS2, ATS, OMSI 1 and 2, FSX, Xplane, Train Sim, Aerofly.. etc, arent good ones :P

[@011y89]

I was with you until you said train sim...

[@dyciefisk2535]

I was being sarcastic, half sarcastic that is🙃

[@ZappityZ]

Don't forget Euro/American Truck Sim

[@Banana-fk8wb]

+ZappityZ Thats what ETS2 (Euro Truck Simulator) and ATS (American Truck Simulator) is

[@tompartridge8024]

9:11 Breaking Bad refrence. The scene where Walt buried his cash in barrels in the desert in a van.

[@Cavog]

That Jim clip bit was just perfect... I really wish now that Dan would do a video with Jim... like a joint simulator game video, it would be brilliant!

[@pirate1234567891]

Lol 2 km/h is about 4 times faster than the real thing can go.

[@SINDRIKARL1]

actually, it goes 1 km/h so it's only twice as fast.

[@pirate1234567891]

For the Bagger 293, I looked at the speed of the Bagger 288 (0.1-0.6 km/h)

[@SINDRIKARL1]

the 293 is faster than the 288, the 293 goes 1 km/h

[@KassiteriteVT]

Why does the mission failure music sound like I'm being hunted down by Slender Man?

[@shady4091]

Yeeeaahhh, his joke was a lot more subtle... Don't try so hard.

[@InfiniteEscuro]

Yeeeaahhh, Dan didn't make any Slender jokes.

[@KomradeSeals]

It's bump in the night from SCP containment breach- not far off the mark.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Well, Kevin MacLeod composed the track. But it is used in SCP: CB.

[@superduper853]

10/10 jimquisition reference

[@indigojay974]

Why am I getting so much déjà vu watching this? Have I finally watched so many shitty simulator videos that they're all blurring together?

[@indigojay974]

And 3:50 is giving me scp containment breach vibes

[@indigojay974]

R136a1 Gaming I don't think they're exactly the same, but very similar

[@Althalus2010]

No, it really IS the fucking 106 music. Hearing it out of context with no warning scared the fucking bejeezus out of me.

[@Althalus2010]

R136a1 Gaming No, man, just... no. That meme is so dead that it's like a zombie, occasionally resurfacing to infect people and make them say it...

[@mikeplaysit]

_"...and why am I wearing high heels?"_ That settles it, I'm buying the game! :D

[@apertureemployee215]

That crane looks like the world's most terrifying grasshopper

[@BooPuLoo]

I love how the wheels of the bucket drill have FUCKING DOORS IN THEM...

[@DiggerPat]

Gotta have access for maintenance somehow.

[@trainguy1792]

that's a new level

[@FlyingJetpack1]

They sell the rooms for efficient usage of space. Downside, apartment might spin in daytime. 800$ a month, comes with furniture nailed to the ground and walls.

[@coyotecody99]

+flyingjetpack1 now please sign our 50 page agreement saying that we are not responsible for any injury or death that may occur due to your living in said apartments. if a worker jumps off the machinery, please see the foreman and we will have a job for you if you so wish

[@boxbombmaster6392]

Imagine driving down a road and that coming at you 9:15

[@DcsealCMB]

Wow. This is like a holiday. Dan has actually found a simulator game that doesn't suck and he likes kinda.

[@thegreatslothlord7796]

4:42 Thanks Dan for the heart attack from your mountainous sneeze that could trigger a huge avalanche of death from the top of Mount Everest 10000Kms away.

[@FARBerserker]

It is so nice to see/hear Dan actually enjoying himself ^^

[@SpaceNinjaKing]

I love how Jim sterling just appears and laughs, thought I'd clicked onto a different video for a second

[@goldengameA]

Who else wants Dan to do a VR version of this video

[@darknight938]

"Why am I wearing high heels" Because you have to be fabulous while driving a giant machine

[@ItsTripleAGaming]

May I ask what happened to Little and Cubed? I miss it :(

[@ns6438]

He's said it's up to Martin to get that together.

[@hearing4267]

lol martian, it Martyn

[@ns6438]

Gameblamer​ Oh. Well, shit. I'll just change that.

[@theoneeyedduck1266]

Gameblamer Martyn

[@olivier5173]

not martin, martyn

[@auroravaughan575]

I was just waiting for Rico to wingsuit through the miner and steal the big truck to explode the desert.

[@Fayewylde]

So we're getting NerdCubed Completes... Giant Machines 2017 next, right?

[@mrxkp]

hope so

[@mrxkp]

hope so

[@michaelduncan8531]

ß is the German symbol for two s's: SS. Therefore, the title is Gross, in case you were wondering.

[@seberrino8506]

Groß also just means big

[@heyguysjohnfarder]

Groß means "big" or "large" in German.

[@oliverokeeffe6379]

Cool Rune or you could just say that groß means large.

[@SINDRIKARL1]

Actually it's called the Eszett and is its own letter in german, if you're writing words on a keyboard where the letter isn't available you would replace it with ss or sz. It's like the letter Æ in nordic languages which is replaced with "Ae" if you don't have it on your keyboard.

[@michaelduncan8531]

Okay. Thanks for teaching me German :)

[@nixonlovell]

Nerd cubed completes... giant machines anyone?

[@bavishmanjunath629]

I can't believe its been almost a decade

[@JackWrench]

I would absolutely watch a series on this game... really!

[@MistaSparx]

The sneeze scared the living shit out of me holy crap.

[@mercenary1485]

Needs a nerdcubed completes series

[@tommyhardiman8557]

I wonder how many people screamed "that's the wrong side of the road" at 17:00 me, I just felt the warmest feeling ever haha

[@matthewb3635]

They see me rollin they excavating, they see me mining dirty!

[@hiroshiyakamara7969]

that thing at 9.19 was 100% a breaking bad easter egg. the two chairs walt and jessie sit on, the desert they cook in, the barrels of money in the ground, the hazard suit, and i'm guessing this game didn't have an rv model so they just used a van

[@generousalmond9248]

Is it just me that thinks that excavator would make a great stronghold in a zombie apocalypse?

[@renaigh]

this goes way harder than it should...

[@Sponska]

Oh, that's big!

[@BrightSpark]

...ladies.

[@Maximsus]

lol

[@Vibevibellama]

Sponska like my penis I lied, my penis is tiny. :(

[@BadWebDiver]

That's what she said!

[@markgarr7836]

BadWebDiver Not to you!

[@wrathanet]

For a second, with the dark, rainy night, the trucker's motel, and the sudden injury of a driver, I thought it was going to turn swerve into a horror game. And that would have been awesome

[@derpyturtle3631]

The vehicles in this game make it look like one of those carpet town things that kids play with...😂😂

[@bigchooch4434]

Do want to point out that "silicon" is pronounced "sill ih conn" not "sill ih cone", that would be "silicone". One is a synthetic rubber, the other is a hard and brittle crystalline solid.

[@MultiNightsniper]

How to survive the zombie apocolypse, find one of these.

[@AndreiTache]

Or black friday =D

[@jeremydewilde8166]

Or stop ruining people fun and jokes and just deal with, eh? that's sounds like a jolly good idea

[@AndreiTache]

WT Videos WT Videos Zombies are great! So are sandbox games and shooters, but they are so overused that they become this 'we need to make a game and we have no ideas' heaven for lazy uninspired developers...

[@MultiNightsniper]

WT Videos I like zombies. And youre a very very negative person.

[@Tustin2121]

15:02 - Dan, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to avoid the roads, considering that machines that big will _literally destroy the road instantly by driving over them!_ There's a special road for the space shuttle crawler _specifically_ for that reason...

[@mr.banana7494]

i played portal 2 recently and i keep thinking "oh you can put a portal up there so do it" i think my mind is broken

[@onemetalhat]

No, you're just thinking with portals.

[@Herbertti3]

You just broke my brain. Thank you very much :D

[@rijschooldiazoni9515]

Only Dan can make watching a giant spinning bucket wheel interesting, thank you for this, I feel whole now!

[@Tmanstomp100]

What is that GORGEOUS character at the end of your title?

[@mattVmatt12]

It's called an eszet or something like that it's German and is basically a double s... kinda

[@ZaunpfahlsSpieleVideos]

It's an "Eszett" or "sharp s" in german. Indicates that the vowel before it is a long one when spoken.

[@mattVmatt12]

Web42 Yeah, what he said. Also, you stole my thunder.

[@Tmanstomp100]

Web42 Well it's gorgeous. And im gonna use it as a B

[@daxtron2]

It would confuse the hell out of any german speaker as it has the sound of 'ss' more or less

[@ulyssesdacop]

I love how the machine broke with physics and not just freeze and say "Machine is broken!". That really is some okay simulator there.

[@jackbrady666]

more please I need to see the end of this.

[@pulgmaz4564]

The end of the game is, dissapointing to say the least :P

[@Introverted_Walrus]

21:37 Rick and Morty reference there, I think it's my duty to spot all Rick and Morty references, of which there are many.

[@MrDaredevil747]

Gee, human engineering sure is nifty.

[@mr.nerd3.142]

How did Dan not play this sooner?

[@samuelmumby7982]

This game honestly is giving me firewatch vibes, maybe they should've gone down a linear narrative route and not made it a simulator.

[@samuelmumby7982]

walking around doing tasks, dialogue with a supervisor over walkie talkie, cool environments, new job. there's similarities that could easily transfer into a narrative.

[@fluffyfluff3806]

"leather and asbestos" Grand quote from Dan 2016

[@jesuschrist194]

Hey NerdCubed! :)

[@gadrill4285]

JESUS CHRIST!

[@tescolemonbleach2367]

ITS JASON BOURNE

[@cgu-tbennious7929]

the ending was the best

[@cgu-tbennious7929]

the ending was the best. i watched the whoele thing

[@copium5513]

Hey Jesus hows that programing job with kerbal space prograhm

[@SidneyJupiter]

When a vehicle has a full set of stairs, you know it’s huge

[@09readyw]

think you should get the lego version of the bucket wheel excavator, not sure where it would go in your town but it would look fucking cool

[@jenniferskye3230]

in the start of the video he mentions that he put one of those together

[@09readyw]

joe b i should really pay more attention

[@jenniferskye3230]

no worries, it happens to the best of us

[@Lightchao0]

the lego one is actually tiny when put into comparison with the one in this game

[@terryflopycow2231]

That small edit in the beginning was just.....Beautiful :')

[@thenotoriousdig610]

1:46 The fuck was that?

[@ns6438]

Umm... Jim Fucking Sterling, Son! Thank God for him.

[@Tustin2121]

Jim Sterling giggling at "Giant Fucking Machines", a joke which hinges on how the word "fucking" can be used as both an adjective and a verb. :P

[@MartyTheGamer]

Great logic there mate. Directing people to the moment after what you are asking about. I applaud you.

[@NorwegianVikingSon]

which one of the sky wizards are you referring to?

[@ns6438]

NorwegianViking Son All or any of them. Jim doesn't care. It could be your mum as long as her name is god.

[@biasmushroom6311]

To answer your question Dan; this game is the best simulator to ever simulate something. I can't believe I actually want to buy this

[@McHeisenburger]

Yep. Yep, I came.

[@pulgmaz4564]

In what way?

[@NotPork]

this is my new favorite NerdCubed Plays.

[@Disheveledboar]

NEXT COMPLETES PLEASE

[@unlockthemilk5751]

I love your videos and smart humor you use. I have been watching you for around 3-4 years now and I still watch you regularly.

[@lisaplaza8708]

pls play more of this pls pls pls pls

[@Laogeodritt]

"And then... very carefully... and SLICE IT!" [machine explodes]

[@KurosakiYukigo]

Okay, so I know Dan was driving like a twat the whole vid, but why did the log cutter go fuck itself? Hydraulic line explosion?

[@Tydud3]

Most likely, it also looked like he didn't align the shears correctly either.

[@YorkshireFox1009]

Ohhhhhh, I thought it were hit by lightning. Your idea seems more likely.

[@shirasho]

All I can say is that I'm impressed. I won't be buying it since it isn't my cup of tea, but I am genuinely impressed. It looks like some actual effort went into making this.

[@lolsassyvloggames3136]

When Dan inverts the mouse is it actually so that when you push up, it goes down? Because that sounds intolerable to me.

[@thegreatslothlord7796]

Pretty much since inverted basically means the opposite of something like north becoming south and south becoming north or up being down and down being up.

[@pale2457]

As soon as I saw this game pop up on steam I expected Dan to make a video within the week. I was not disappointed.

[@S1K_Stunna]

Die groß Maschine is sehr dick und groß

[@hullian1113]

Is papa und penis.

[@kurtkoben4662]

Ich speek nicht Tysk

[@lawrencebradshaw5146]

Du bist ein phocke

[@hullian1113]

KLICKEN SIE ENTER

[@TheridMegu]

Ich spreche nicht deutsch. Wie sprechst du nicht english?

[@thunderstorm83]

"What the fuck is this game? The NerdCubed" 10/10 smooth video ending Dan

[@streetshaman6034]

More?

[@HappyMaskGamer]

I could've watched Dan play this game for hours. So good

[@georgemarshall8168]

DO ANOTHER EPISODE

[@MISTERLOLCRACKERS]

Please let this be the next Complete series.

[@KiesandNoob]

Did.... did a simulator game just be right? Wtf?

[@canis39]

I love that instead of paying Liebherr for the license to use their actual vehicles, they just ripped them off and called them "Lehbeer". That's awesome.

[@nickr5118]

aerofly fs 2 flight sim, play it please it's vr, I wanna see a vr flight sim

[@computer5272]

He has already made a video on it a long time ago.

[@shindinder]

TELL HIM ON TWITTER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont have one

[@austinclark2378]

so i get off work from a copper mine, driving these haul trucks, come home and watch someone do what i wish we could do.

[@MF_Henri]

Completes plsplspls

[@topherglatastryuser]

Oh I was waiting for Dan to build the Lego bucket wheel excavator. Dan we need this on the toy channel with the slowest intro ever, of it just driving in frame, under its own power. That would be true entertainment.

[@KempoYoutubeChannel]

its jacktimesjack here, just a new name n stuff. Better than my actual old name

[@ba-loo-loo7676]

Kempo cool

[@TheRaceAcer]

you're acting as if everybody knows you

[@HonoraryAperture]

Right, Jacktimesjack. Jacktimesjack... Jacktimesjack?

[@ThyWaffl3]

ur new name is kappa or keepo or whatever

[@originalname8123]

Who the fuck are you?

[@VonSketcher]

How to give your supervisor a heart-attack... employ this guy...

[@jamieharrison5260]

Who else likes eating fresh spider sacks?

[@naransolongoboldbayer8030]

Darkfirelord52 you serious?

[@jamieharrison5260]

Sometimes in life you must ask yourself one question...

[@jamieharrison5260]

Nope big ol' juicy spider sacks

[@Vibevibellama]

Darkfirelord52 dip them in some acid mmmmm

[@dinodare1605]

Spiders have sacks? Wouldn't those be microscopic?

[@wiktor.]

It's just me, *Dan* & my *limited* edition "NerdCubed Flight School" mug.

[@smsnassau7258]

Imagine how kickass this would be in VR

[@Retr0Whiskey]

And he only just showed us the excavator he built. 1 year Dan. 1 bloomin year.

[@biscuit715]

"get into the cabin and fully spread it" uum what?

[@themrfj]

An actually decent simulator? _Oh my god..._ *Takes off sunglasses

[@NostalgicFor90s]

More of this!! Please!! This is the best simulator you have played in ages.

[@CaramelColored]

Being CCO certified his use and setup of the crane was painful yet delightfully hilarious!