Nerd³ Plays... Dishonored - No Kills

[@DireZyre]

32:28 "Didn't kill everyone" I like how that's an achievement for him, rather than 'Didn't kill anyone"

[@flainYT]

32:28

[@redhotlead242]

This was back when Nerd Cubed played games in a jet engine

[@thebannanamaster]

Oh yeah, It was the that wet itself and died on cristmas

[@officialdinodoestuff]

***** I like the noise :p

[@Maoizi]

***** There's something nostalgic about that noise :P

[@scovelme]

***** It was also back when this joke wasn't getting REALLY OLD!!

[@Tulanir1]

KidsgetMad rlly mad No, that was the one he got afterwards, that _didn't_ sound like a jet engine

[@ethanwyatt9882]

Ahh yes, the old days of NerdCubed where editing made things hilarious, Dan's PC sounded like it was dying and he still had fuzzy hair.

[@jbal6956]

His hair is foofy. That is the only word.

[@ethanwyatt9882]

jbal boy Foofy *Drools*

[@jakewilmot1082]

+jbal695 only foofy

[@elliottmimms9046]

foofton 4 lif3

[@maxk8486]

+Ethan Wyatt lol was that his pc in the background? sounds like a vacuum cleaner

[@Frodudus]

Steamed, Fried... Or Boyled.

[@Arkantolas]

That was a whale of a joke.

[@ivanbiscuit6924]

Devin Venneman Can it with the blubber.

[@jacklloyd4140]

oh for the love of cod...

[@jacklloyd4140]

oh stop being a sea bass

[@Frodudus]

Bass-Turd

[@unoriginalname4426]

“Did a child make that? Because the child should be ashamed” Classic

[@danksyjd6238]

I love both of the Dishonored videos. They came out in 2012 and I find myself coming back and watching them constantly. You know what I'm gonna go and recomplete Dishonored, I'm in the mood to play now

[@Jimmyvdpost]

Did you complete it again?

[@slimmtatey4205]

Haha jet engine Dan is the best Dan

[@platypuskeytargaming1509]

yeeeessss

[@untitled6011]

This is true

[@Wolf-1211]

Anyone else hear it and not really think it was even that bad? Wasn’t really that loud to me

[@benschumacher8326]

something I've noticed about this game the nonlethal things are way worse than being killed

[@Watcherprime_]

while it is true that the none-lethal choices are worse, they are very corrupt people that simply need to learn their lesson and live like the lower class people or realize that life isn't fair. Plus the game requires you to get rid of the targets, like seriously get rid of them, their are no second chances for them

[@CThyran]

@@madformuse the non lethal Pendleton one is like that too, they get worked to death in their own mine.

[@altsadhara]

This specific one is actually surprisingly fine. Dishonoured 2 reveals that Lady Boyle takes control of her life and begins rebuilding her wealth from her new location.

[@kuledinho]

I miss this type of videos from Nerdcubed, the old editing made the videos so much funnier :(

[@itscharlie3518]

I know and the way he used to talk😭

[@giorgioreitano8089]

Ikr I loved Dan before but now he is kinda meh. #BringBackRealDan

[@womp4275]

Gosh, rewatching some of these older Cubed video's is so nostalgic holy heck, used to feel so content with life just watching this guy be happy playing games.

[@TheLucipurr]

when i jumped off the railing to give the guy lady boyle, when she fell, she died

[@Mostly_Childish]

lucipurr___ ;_; RIP

[@The_Doc10]

I guess Lord Brisby must have been pissed

[@cray_2000]

+lucipurr___ i did this xD and then i had to restart it because why not

[@latepage6088]

+lucipurr___ happened to me 2 bro xD

[@Kaiimei]

+lucipurr___ I don't mind jumping off railings. I don't mind targets dying. But when i jump of railings and targets die, i cry. (It didnt work but =P)

[@gametrollerprime1594]

I vote for completes of this game after 2k16

[@dylanbuford6512]

What about a Dishonored 2 completes?

[@gametrollerprime1594]

He doesn't like the second one.

[@dylanbuford6512]

Gametroller Prime Why not? And when did he say that?

[@gametrollerprime1594]

During his E3 Betheda livestream. All of them were like "Nah".

[@dylanbuford6512]

Gametroller Prime Oh thanks

[@Star808_]

The Boyles Party mission was probably my favorite mission in the game... You just blend in with everyone, unless you killed someone in the house like I accidentally did...

[@phon6932]

this would be the greatest film ever, not to mention it being the greatest game ever. glad it made it to his totally not poop awards a few years ago!

[@TxnnxrFPS]

phon_11 holy shite it would

[@phon6932]

also going to play this now. again.

[@lostfan10000]

I am looking forward to Dan's review of Dishonored 2.

[@skele3310]

What Dan doesn't realize is that when the guard says "Sick bastard", it's because everyone knows who the royal bodyguard accused of murdering the empress looks like. AKA, Corvo.

[@lewliteki]

Which is why he now wears a mask, im pretty sure he said sick bastard because of the fact that why would anyone want to dress like the assassin murdering everyone.

[@skele3310]

josue naranjo I wrote this before playing the game, I thought that he wore the mask before he was accused, my mistake. Ironically, I'm at this mission in the game.

[@lewliteki]

.

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

Why do you have to say AKA?

[@husl2287]

I comeback to his old videos every year to hear the jet engine

[@puqualmoblasphemy833]

29:14 "OK lady Boyle, you go there." *Looks over* "BWAAAAAAGH!!!"

[@insertname5813]

Does anyone else try to be stealthy until you fuck up?

[@car1090rlong]

Yep. I always fail right at the pivotal moment :(

[@Scaryspirit1]

When I get the game (in about 2 hours) I will probably do a sort of stealth with no kills but when I inevitably mess it up I will go for a kill everything, instead of restarting.

[@grooviliciouss]

I never play any game like that. Detected in Dishonored? restart. Found a way stronger lord party in Mount & Blade? load a recent save. Screw up an attempt at putting a rocket on minmus in Kerbal Space Program? Revert to launch.

[@kotapippen]

***** Devil May Cry is an awesome game, sadly my dad took it away and none of us are allowed to play it :(

[@kade6776]

I love speed running Dishonored. Not in any competitive or professional way, but I like to just load up the game with a new save whenever I'm bored, and just go and try and get as far as possible as quickly as possible. I've never timed myself or anything like that though.

[@dumblydorr_]

OMG OMG OMG. I've put 100 hours into Dishonored, played it through six or seven times, and I FINALLY got the "Emily the Golden Age" ending. Then came straight here and posted. THANK YOU NERCUUUUUUUBED!!!

[@VenseyNess]

Oh, 2012 Dan, he hasn't learned yet to not record while he's doing his wind tunnel experiments.

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

This game was gorgeous for its time and it still is.

[@dusty2080]

If you choose to stylize your game, it can remain timeless in its appearance. If you aim for realism, you will quickly appear dated and uncanny once technology changes

[@bolshevi3187]

The sound of his pc was quite relaxing back in the day

[@Light_Wz]

16:30 Nooooo they killed Jeff :

[@coopy1154]

Did you know you can sign corvos name on the guest list

[@Monteeee3]

When he said "If I get to the point where I start losing health, I'm doing something wrong" I was reminded so much of Thane Krios from Mass Effect 3

[@swiggledorf1088]

Yeaaaa so I watched about 5 minutes and bought it THE GAME IS FUCKING BRILLIANT BUY IT

[@sabotabo7476]

Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?

[@Midnightcleaner]

rrr598 Indeed I believe so

[@teipeu9033]

Ronan Mullan D’you think you’ll get your own squad after what happened last night?

[@Midnightcleaner]

M4rtyr II Abyn Indeed I believe so

[@NerevarOfficialReal]

How old did you say your sister was?

[@jasonq3869]

Good sir. I just want you to know that I laugh out loud at your commentary. You have single handedly swayed my decision to buy Dishonored over Thief. Keep up the good work.

[@pancake847]

Thief was shit anyway, don't even pick it up if it's in the trash

[@jsegaul420]

I miss Dan's T-Rex of a computer screaming in the background. Lol

[@the__wolf5087]

So do I mate

[@jollyroger6466]

Yeah same Lol.

[@seanharmon4005]

Now you pointed that out, I realise it

[@RowanMcGonegal]

I loved it!

[@kratosdescendantgamingchan408]

Computer whine and the "HARLO PROCRASTINATORS"

[@Louis-nz1od]

Dan's ready for takeoff.

[@avahxnley685]

Louis omg I just got it

[@gabrielrutherford4324]

One thing I loved about this game was when you listened to conversations and read books, there was this brilliant backstory, with multiple plot lines and the effects of your actions really showed through

[@adamcummings20]

I failed this mission so many times because i accidentally kept agility jumping on peoples heads

[@conalgriffith-cochrane6029]

I did the exact same thing!

[@universalgamedesign6104]

I recently realized there is downloadable content..... YAY mor dishonored!

[@puko4700]

You know Dishonored 2 comes out in a few weeks.

[@universalgamedesign6104]

Cat Hugger yah, I'm very exited!

[@puko4700]

Elijah Gordon Same I got limited edition pre ordered :D:D:D

[@Bitchocolate124]

What Dan doesn't seem to notice is that the kitchen and the basement are not a trespassing zone

[@wiskeywolf8496]

i want to point out that that the guy at 19:19 drank through his mask

[@zombielego6]

+Wiskeywolf 2 h1pst0r 4 l0g1c

[@phon6932]

wow you're good at this....

[@alembicsystem]

25:53 "'I shall bed the first man to ask for it.' Let's go and ask for it! Yeeeaah! And then knock her unconscious. Same tactic as usual." Jesus, Dan. I don't know if that was intentional, but man... that was dark of you.

[@kristinlee4505]

when Lady Boyle's neck spazzed out, that's my new screen saver right there.

[@jackcabot721]

Dishonoured two looks sick.

[@michaelmoscrop6031]

Jack Cabot dishonored 2*

[@marcusmarcus4790]

Michael Moscrop #\//\ Two and 2 are the same

[@michaelmoscrop6031]

Marcus Marcus no, they're not. The game is called dishonored 2 not dishonoured two.

[@michaelmoscrop6031]

Marcus Marcus besides I was just making fun of grammar nazis and how pointless their corrections are

[@marcusmarcus4790]

Michael Moscrop #\//\ besides that Vape natiooon,father ethan is proud of you

[@Tedizz]

XD I LOST IT AT 20:03 WHEN HE SAID "Ok maybe lady ass face doesnt have it" XD

[@DeadDancers]

I did the non-lethal option for this mission and regretted it. Better a clean death than kidnapping her to be a sex slave.

[@boitoi.5857]

So that's what happened to her. I would never trust a dude with a mask that fucking creepy

[@manletchief]

DeadDancers well she did help with paying the assassins to murder the empress so its a fair trade when you think about it

[@DeadDancers]

marky mark Nah, I would judge fair to be killing her. She didn't pay for the empress to be enslaved and raped after all.

[@DeadDancers]

marky mark "There are worse things than death". I guess it's all subjective. In her situation, you might prefer to stay alive no matter what - me, I'd pick death.

[@SMJSmoK]

+DeadDancers Well most of the non-lethal options are actually quite evil. My favorite is what happens to Campbell if you decide to let him live :)

[@Aster361]

his voice is so deep in this

[@JJANARCHY1]

he's sick follow him on twitter

[@antsvic1287]

6 years ago, and still one of the best videos

[@THYCR3AT0R]

I loev that fan in the background lol

[@THYCR3AT0R]

I also love my spelling

[@ZeWatcher]

Jake Brady Would be his computers cooling fans then. :P

[@Masterchezze]

SPOILER ALERT bruce willis was a ghost the whole time

[@teipeu9033]

Masterchezze are you Frankie Boyle

[@doodelbopgames]

watching Dan explain everything after playing the game a hundred times: hmmm intresting

[@jauntycube6875]

I hope you can carry more than 10 sleep darts in the next game

[@universalgamedesign6104]

you can carry 20 sleep darts by getting an upgrade ya noob!

[@jauntycube6875]

Elijah Gordon so where do you find the upgrade schematic

[@universalgamedesign6104]

+Jonjo Pymm in Piero's shop, go to upgrades and upgrade the bolt capacity... I realized you can carry ALOT... each upgrade adds 10 darts to your capacity. so yah! Piero is in the hound pits pub btw.

[@jauntycube6875]

Elijah Gordon wow I have never noticed it before

[@universalgamedesign6104]

+Jonjo Pymm actually 15 sleep darts and more normal darts than 15 so yah that's how to upgrade!

[@Careless_Chair_7352]

I need a PC, like, I fucking need one with steam, cos mac sucks when it comes to gaming.

[@car1090rlong]

Yes you do :)

[@Careless_Chair_7352]

Yish

[@Careless_Chair_7352]

wat

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

TheCookieFreezer fezzezz are cool

[@Careless_Chair_7352]

um ok im gonna go over there..

[@delta6996]

2020 and I still miss jet engine Dan. Jet engine Dan was the golden age.

[@GB-ic9wc]

I miss Nerd's T-Rex PC.

[@cipher2862]

It's actually a jet engine

[@GB-ic9wc]

Why not both?

[@HobLobbington]

Sasha is much better, liquid cewling.

[@GB-ic9wc]

Illuminati?

[@alopez434]

Moosey Games I dont like pewdiepie and thats a refrence

[@LouisPlaysDrums]

do a permadeath of this game!

[@StupidoSpencer]

Would become uninteresting. Trust me you rarely die in this game.

[@tovarishchip]

***** Rarely? You can die even an infinite amount of times depending of what mission it is

[@StupidoSpencer]

Alex Mazaru The only times you would die is when you would fall off the thing you tried to get to, which is easily nothing to worry about because the bloody warping skills. And that is just me thinking of stealth version alone.

[@RowanMcGonegal]

***** Remember "red dead redemption permadeath"? Remember how he died? But I Am Not Supporting Louis Hendrich!

[@trentspecht8608]

I like how this episode with no kills is 30 minutes long, and the kill everything playthrough video is barely 10 minutes.

[@syndicatebiggestfan]

More PLZ

[@RoboticRedstone]

I got this for free with the games for gold.

[@kobeyatherton6363]

Same

[@disinfected12onroblox15]

me too

[@Cook_N]

***** i got it free with psplus

[@Cook_N]

***** he got gold to play online and he gets free games every month 2 so he didnt realy pay for free games

[@brikkinus5715]

I just love this game. Once, I finished it without killing anybody, without being spot, without any upgrades and not even killing the target. It is my favorite game ever.

[@vikass0282]

Aahhhhhh 2012 when dans computer was a jet engine

[@GeorgeMonet]

A game that punishes you for using your powers by using a completely stupid mana system. Way to kill the fun.

[@piropandaTNT]

well you aren't dan so why should i listen to you?

[@bendover1854]

It would be way too easy if you could. Besides, mana pots are in abundance.

[@RadagonTheRed]

***** Ouch, that sentence makes me feel nauseous. Here comes the translation for all non-speakers of ungrammatical gibberish. *Original:* If you didn't need mana you could everyone in like 10 seconds *Correct:* If you didn't need to expend Mana one could _kill/overcome/destroy/beat/beat the crap out of_ everyone in *[delete extraneous LIKE]* approximately 10 seconds.

[@Wintd1]

Oliver Ansell I don't think that was necessary.

[@stevenrobson8831]

If u could blink everywhere it would be way to easy

[@xander1226]

Dan: *explaining the game* Dan's computer: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@MrHaloplayer1]

6 ads I had to go through to watch this thing. I know youtube's income is based upon ads, but jesus Christ, 6 in one video is a tad overkill. They could have at least shown me different ads instead of the same one a bagillion times.

[@Chutzpuh]

I had 7

[@TheFigure71]

KZbin randomly added these to his videos so like 800 videos now have like 7 ads in one video

[@James86134]

TheFigure71 Dan's network randomly**

[@ryanlilly7068]

KZbin income is not determined on ads

[@MrHaloplayer1]

Ryan Lilly You're right! they just play ad for the sheer hell of it! Dude they play ads and the owner of the product within the ad pays KZbin. This is a free site that runs almost entirely on advertisements. Please go to this link if you think i'm wrong. Please educate yourself before you reply to me. uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A0SO8yQaOtNT3nIA3flXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEzcGc3dWs2BHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMwRjb2xvA2dxMQR2dGlkA1NNRTM5OV8x?qid=20080723030414AAUveid

[@stevenrobson8831]

Thanks 4 cheering me up it was my grandmas funeral today I was crying the whole time

[@deadgamer2678]

Man... This is what got me to get this game and has since made me fall in love with this game and had me get the rest of the series

[@foofin25]

Nerd could've cut out least 20 minutes if he had talked to party goer's about Waverly Boyle's attire, and he didn't have to knock her out. If he convinced her, she would meet him in the cellar, where badly made wolf mask guy would take her to a faraway land, and she would soon contract the plague.

[@timotejcajka313]

like

[@elitetrooper1007]

watching this in 2020 has some good flashbacks

[@jacktheripper7735]

I love the drastic time difference in times for the two different videos

[@ZeKyra]

Almost 5 years too late (and I only found Nerd Cubes because of Secret Hitler), but the "I have a problem there´s a wall here!" had me smashing the subscribe button.

[@trentspecht8608]

This game brings a whole new meaning to the saying "Oh, RATS"

[@GonzoAppreciator]

I did a mix of both and got to that mission in 9 hours

[@mgsPWlover]

I LOVED this level just because it is so similar to Thief 2, one of my favorite games of all time.

[@TheYankeedon]

We need two playthroughs of this... One being No kills and undetected, and another of which he kills anything that moves.

[@BlazinGamer12]

29:12 Oh my God, this is why I love physics engines in games.

[@warncaw4667]

Nerd Cubed got me to buy this game... I am so glad he did because this is one of the best games I have ever played. Thanks Nerd Cubed.

[@The-Beach_Crow]

Best gaming philosophy ever - "If it comes to a point where I'm losing health I'm clearly doing it wrong."

[@Unreasonable_Gaming]

I love the old computer sounds in the background and mic. Same with the old editing style

[@swordsmancs]

I’ve always read Nerd^3 as Nerd to the Third instead of Nerd Cubed, because it rhymes

[@teipeu9033]

swordsmancs -ird, -erd. Bird and herd don’t rhyme. Third and nerd don’t rhyme.

[@Philadoxical]

There was this whole Hustle style setup to get the key without anyone noticing. Then you remember you had the stop time XD Made me laugh my ass off.

[@Kicoxyz]

What he means to say is that dishonored is his favorite game, and nerd uploaded it on his birthday. even though he uploads everyday the fact he uploaded at all on his birthday has nothing to do with it.

[@herbin45]

omg his voice is so different in the old videos than the new ones the new microphone was a really good investment :D

[@runforitman]

this video was the reason I played no kills

[@tinafreeman1000]

Have we learned nothing from handsome jack? Strangling is when you break the said person's windpipe, CHOCKING is when the person eats to quickly.

[@elijazfrazelsassafraz3100]

back in the good old days when he put gullible in the description

[@bartsimpson9287]

It's not there

[@elijazfrazelsassafraz3100]

+Ur mom ur gullible

[@bartsimpson9287]

+Elijazfraz Elsassafraz I'm not. I already knew it wasn't there. I knew at the time that you did that to make people look.

[@teipeu9033]

Elijazfraz Elsassafraz I’m sure there’s at least one video where it actually is there. I just can’t remember which one.

[@circleoflight2]

he isn't choking them, he's cutting off blood flow through the jugular, which puts people to sleep.

[@Formoka]

Nerdcubed Completes! Please! There are so few stealth playthroughs of this game and I want to see it done stealthy!

[@DeathCoreGuitar]

Challenge! Find every coin in mission, and dont kill anybody

[@chanzeleondreideleon2152]

Ah the time when this video released I was a baby And Nerd³ Was in a jet engine

[@archiemurray8246]

dan "you can choke them out to make no noise" *sees weepers* "shit i think they heard it"

[@AidanMcGirr]

"Smell of deathsticks"? My Lord Voldemort, would you require another cigar?

[@Kaiimei]

After frantic pause-unpausing, when he finds out the woman says "It's exactly like the wanted posters!". A good 5 minutes well spent! xD

[@watchmewhipbruh1095]

You need to go to the town, where your bed will be, after your current mission, you will meet a engineer who will create upgrades for your mask.

[@whyareyoulookingatmyname4931]

Lady Boyle fell like she did for you, but then it said she died, so I had to restart the entire mission, because I don't save by myself.

[@TonyGaming1984]

assisting the sort of no specific power needed to win with multiple ways, theres an achievement where you have to beat the game only getting the blink powerup

[@idontunderstandgoogleplus9442]

WHAT A DAY. WHAT A LOVELY DAY! You have no idea how many times I've seen that trailer.

[@mostlyghostlydeadman]

Devouring swarm and blink are the best powers,devouring swarm distracts and eats the whole corpse and blink can be use for a fast assassination

[@husl2287]

Back to the old dan computer just screaming in pain

[@deadpool8517]

I just saw the title and grinned, saying, "Let the games begin."

[@rebeccaboyes1265]

These are seriously the best comments i've ever seen! Nerd3, you have fantastic subscribers :D

[@782cheese]

You can sign the guest book as Corvo Attano on this mission, it doesn't do anything (no achievements or detection or anything) but you can do it

[@papagiuseppe3563]

I just preordered Dishonoured 2 and this is downloading right now