Nerd³ Plays... F1 2012

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Racecar is the same backwards and forwards. That's why I was driving round the track the wrong way Your Honour.
Game link: www.formula1-ga...
Steam Link: store.steampowe...
End theme by the incredible Dan Bull:
/ douglby
All other music is in-game music. It makes me want to fire a blue shell at Schumacher.

[@SethIsMyName1]

His first time playing... -plays Monaco -heavy rain

[@skarloey2653]

-with no assists

[@gijs.22]

SethIsMyName1 also uses controller

[@commentspae]

"Traction control - no idea what that is."

[@evileyes7490]

I love it that he starts with the most difficult track without any previous experiance

[@lilkris3008]

In heavy rain...

[@balzenhazelnut]

14:17 "Aw man Michael Schumacher has a rubbish neck" well Dan, he does now...

[@MrCelroy]

He's recovering

[@balzenhazelnut]

Thankfully

[@LiamCatterson]

+Jacob Eagle (God Of Eagles) Savage

[@Jordankettell]

ffs hehe

[@maxstrugnell8525]

Jacob Eagle true true

[@onceuponaban]

Game : "Caution when rejoining tracks" Nerd³ : "Caution when rejoining tracks, what does that mean?" *bump* Nerd³ : "Oooooooh..."

[@yetanother9127]

The reason Subway can't make you a sandwich in 5.4 seconds is that an F1 pit stop requires a team of highly trained professionals with specialist equipment and a car that's designed to be taken apart and put back together quickly. Whereas Subway has one underpaid high-school student and a sandwich.

[@GeniusLad32]

You're no fun

[@yetanother9127]

***** Sandwiches would get a lot more expensive.

[@mrljones01]

and they have to wait for you to tell them what you want on the sandwich

[@0range666]

its a bit of a late reply, but its hard to compensate for the people that stand there in line staring at the menu for minutes, and still cant decide what they'd like, so they hmmm and haww until they decide to leave and go to McDonald's or something

[@ellawhite5167]

well it slower than a nomel pit becus tha hav to replace the wing it is not hard this game i play 2014 much harder be cus this wus in the v8 time but th is in the v6

[@Kezzeract]

"Gross Jeans" Fucking killed me!

[@melissalayton213]

Me too! I haven't laughed like that in a while

[@TheWarrior949]

"Michael Schumacher has a rubbish neck" FORESHADOWNING

[@MI74_47IM]

:(

[@XPlaneAviation]

TheWarrior949 why? What happened?

[@luckinout2056]

He had a skiing accident and was in a coma for a long time. It's been about 2 years since then and he hasn't recovered completely, but is out of the coma.

[@cloner8o]

Is it me or did Nerd³ just turn F1 racing into a go-kart demolition derby?

[@unfortunately_fortunate2000]

I like how he sets the penalties to "reduced" and in a matter of one and a half laps he gets a black flag...

[@f4rr3r]

All the things he says about Schumacher... They're a bit awkward now, aren't they?

[@21jayface]

Why wut happened? D:

[@f4rr3r]

Johnny Bobby He was in a really bad skiing accident. He's been in a coma for months.

[@f4rr3r]

***** Not really. He's probably sustained massive brain damage. The probability of him being paralysed forever is quite high and it's also possible that he will never speak again.

[@jaydolphin7516]

"he has a rubbish neck" -Nerdcubed 2013 sorry dan.

[@enteifpi9481]

You've got to take it with a pinch of salt, really. At least he's out of the coma now.

[@YabzKabz]

They say Schumacher had his accident skiing but really nerdcubed just rammed him

[@5thOrangeDwarf]

Hahahaha that sounds so wrong

[@supermegacoolish]

That beats my fanfiction

[@h3110legomaster]

supermegacoolish im beatin something else get what im sayin?

[@supermegacoolish]

The Guy Who's Name Was Too Long To Enunciate or Define and He Just Went By K. Oh God...

[@Crapcom86]

Remember kids: "It's not cheating if you win" - Dan "NerdCubed" Hardcastle 2013 The more you know

[@r92cp49]

This is unrealistic, Maldonado is in front!

[@movieproductionsm8496]

Zack Addison heheheheh

[@joeyreynolds998]

And Grosjean isn't crashing...

[@r92cp49]

And Kimi isn't complaining...

[@MutedMicsOnly]

And rosberg isn't cutting people up...

[@jonahtowe1594]

Zach Addison and Shumacher isn't in a coma...

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Dan, I really see you being the _Star_ in the _Reasonably Priced Car_; I just watched Jack Whitehall's interview and power lap, and according to him, he's only driven a car once, before the Stig taught him...

[@megabo3ed]

If you mean the somethingth gear one,don't you have to be a conventionally famous person? (actor,actrice,something something famous)

[@keeshorror]

he doesn't have his license

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

keeshorror Neither does Jack Whitehall, according to the interview...

[@MasterTrlololol]

keeshorror I guess you don't need one to be the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car because when Johnny Vegas was on Top Gear, I believe he said he didn't have a license.

[@connorappleton1945]

I remember watching this when I was 13 and thought it was the funniest thing ever

[@HereticJon]

You know maybe going into a tight turn on a rainy day in a car that cant drift in a crowded area at 180 MPH is a bad idea.

[@HereticJon]

Did I mention that if you have one of the wings/spoilers damaged that the car can get lift an do a flip and a fatal car accident?

[@GeniusLad32]

Somewhere Tiametmarduk is crying.

[@adriancarden3191]

what that dan has more subs or that he is shit at f1

[@brockgodfrey4785]

+Adrian “liverpoolfc201” Carden shit at f1 haha

[@adriancarden3191]

no what I meant was dan was shit at f1 and ben would be crying because of it

[@GeniusLad32]

+Adrian “liverpoolfc201” Carden I'm making reference to the "Somewhere Scott Manley is crying" joke that gets brought up everytime he plays ksp

[@adriancarden3191]

+GeniusLad32 ik

[@vulpes4310]

'Why do you need all these knobs and buttons? All you need is go and turn'

[@gabe_itch_9119]

17:54 "Rosenberg ahead of me" ... Rosenberg

[@chaoszombie9995]

super_penguini lol

[@Cheerybelle]

"Rosenberg... Rosenberg... Oh, that bonkers ambulance chaser! That guy could defend an innocent man all the way to death row!" - Kent Paul, GTA Vice City

[@Raprada]

Not sure if this is Dan or Maldonado

[@tsukikage3941]

Oh the old days. The best games to watch Dan play back then were the games that he was confident in but very bad at.

[@onlypain.4505]

“I’m playing as Tony Stark” Little does he know...

[@SeamusFries]

What doesn't he know

[@Xenuos]

@@SeamusFries I'm dying to know what he doesn't know

[@Lewis2710]

@@Xenuos we still don’t know lol it’s been a year since he wrote this I’m desperate to know

[@ethanjamesjones7709]

Has anyone ever noticed that nerd cubed puts "gullible" in the bottom of the description?

[@dillonwright6183]

Almost got me........

[@dillonwright6183]

I'm such an idiot

[@ethanjamesjones7709]

+Dillon Wright haha

[@jdswalker8615]

Fml

[@asstolfo9106]

***** please tell me it's sarcasm...

[@esmammahieron4148]

Bro you made me curse so much I probably broke my fast

[@Unknown-bi2pj]

lmao

[@azlune1672]

wow, office simulator happened today. I remembered you said this.

[@IRLMontoya1]

As an F1 fan i'm disappointed That Dan Didn't take part in the CHYNNIS GRON PROK

[@jdswalker8615]

"He is an absolute Gypo" xMattyG 2016

[@Jordankettell]

+James Walker going straight into the wall of gypos

[@Kloooosss]

I like how you've chosen the hardest track for newbies for the first track to race (Monaco) :D

[@aquamarine0899]

Laughed so hard at the part where he went "Chicken! Chicken! OOH EEP!"

[@LocalActingWeirdo]

ITS THE HAPANEESE HONG PEE

[@airdiarmuid]

+TheNudeGamr xmattyg reference lel

[@NuketownLA1234]

but no CHINIS GRUND PRUK!!!!!! or MAGYAR NAGIDIJ!!!!!!

[@niveithan9154]

Lol xmattyg

[@Aaronies]

lol

[@sourlemon83]

8:47 "Well, it's not cheating if I win." - Max Verstappen after the 2019 Dutch GP

[@GeniusLad32]

2019 Dutch grand prix?

[@charliemills1673]

And 2021 Abu Dhabi gp 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@randomperson2068]

"Dynamic racing line, that's the thing that helps I don't want that. I can do this by myself"...meanwhile traction control is on full and ABS (Anti-lock braking system) is on...yeah right you can do it yourself...XD

[@randomperson2068]

ABS was banned in 1993 by FIA . It is considered a drivers aid along with active suspension, traction control and launch control. Recently FIA has allowed traction control to creep it's way back into the car's...In my opinion the late 1980's and early 90's were the best years of f1 racing.

[@MrTechmaster1000]

I agree so much looking back at Senna Prost Mansell Piquet

[@1dirosa1]

randomperson2068 SENNNAAAAAA SEENNNNNAAAAAAAA

[@percy616]

I think we know the real reason Michael Schumacher is in a coma...

[@kingofepicness00]

too early, too early

[@percy616]

Naah, its fine...just fiiinnee..

[@kingofepicness00]

XD

[@balzenhazelnut]

Ethan Pullen well he IS fine now

[@percy616]

***** Allegedly.

[@ToggleSwitch13]

Being a real Formula One fan, I literally started crying when you chose Monaco with wet conditions, X'D

[@weejor16]

his fucking gasp makes me crack up

[@user-ji8yb1qm7z]

“It’s not cheating if I win” now we know where max versteppen got his influence from in 2021

[@trgrz123]

the joke in the description "Racecar is the same backwards and forwards. That's why I was driving round the track the wrong way Your Honour" is soo funny

[@Und1234]

14:16 Michael Schumacher has a rubbish neck. XD

[@ChrisTheGregory]

He should have picked Massa instead of Alonso, it would have fit better with his driving style.

[@eliperkins6872]

More like Perez xD

[@berndelignie8002]

Eli Perkins well maldonado is also good

[@Tedizz]

take a shot everytime dan says "SORRY"

[@robbutterill1426]

took dan about 500 attempt to come to the conclusion: brake before the turn and accelerate after the turn😂

[@aidanmurphree3279]

anyone notice doctor who reference at 18:02

[@brianglennon1546]

You killed the stig

[@unoriginalname4426]

The Stig is so interesting. An estimated 350 million people watch Top Gear. 350 million people know them, but they can walk down the street and not be recognized. Hell, they could walk through a crowd of Top Gear superfans, and the crowd would have no idea. Imagine being famous, but no-one knows.

[@ralfsstuff]

Sooo many memorable Quotes in this. We love you, 2013 Dan.😂❤❤❤

[@JpbjosephbutchHD]

"Michael Schumacher has a rubbish neck" 😑

[@landonbando2501]

Still better than irl Maldonado

[@Jordankettell]

yep

[@nobodyknows5007]

Can't argue with that, even though now he's still angry the Magnussen took his spot at Renault

[@robbutterill1426]

10:54 someone nudged me! *proceeds to fuck with Hamilton and spin him right round baby right round*

[@AniGaAG]

Of course you know Michael Schumacher! The one man, the most ridiculously successful and talented F1 driver of all time! The man owning everyone... and who basically made this whole thing exciting to watch in the first place... xD

[@mattoliver6179]

Lol. Why would u do Monaco in the rain? Spoiler alert! BAD IDEA!!!

[@frog9334]

+MATT THE AVIATOR (Matt Oliver) ermahgerd no way!

[@Stefan-xr8lh]

no shit Sherlock

[@EvO24]

OMFG From an f1 expert this is suicide

[@RobloxianUploader]

I feel like you're not an expert since you can't spell.

[@elladavis5255]

+Closed. he spelt it all right

[@RobloxianUploader]

Eddy Davis What kind of reasonable "f1 expert" says OMFG, has a channel like Cryptik Howlz, and can't even capitalize the F in their own job title?

[@MegaEdd99]

I love how he called one of his rivals 'enemies'

[@Staples-vt5li]

22:15 Dan foreshadows VR office simulator

[@CooroSnowFox]

Has anyone got a total of how many times Dan says Pricks?

[@EpicPurpleLlama]

8… he said it 8 times.

[@ClayLewis797]

@dacha44 bought me here 4:26

[@baileyalexander7940]

Seeing Dan on TopGear would have been one of the best episodes ever.

[@snowball8940]

I don’t think he knows what track Monaco is.

[@shax232]

10:56 HAHAAHAA

[@deanc5871]

Shaf Hoque hey Scorpion!

[@shax232]

Tarkyn Cook What about him?

[@tonymerc1]

CHANGE YOUR FUCKING TIRES! THATS WHY YOU CANT TURN

[@marcelstefanski4530]

You just shut up,He is having FUN!

[@tonymerc1]

no u

[@AniGaAG]

No one cares.

[@ahoymejitty]

Anti-Matter Douchebag.

[@altatoastedbutter3101]

Tone121 your profile picture explains 2 things; 1) why you cannot spell what-so-ever 2) why you can't tell that that is how Dan does his videos

[@asphere8]

Alpha testing just started two weeks ago. Buying into the alpha on kickstarter was over a year ago, but now people that bought in can play it.

[@25thdrummerboy]

You take your car into Les Shwab to get your tires changed, and they ask you to come back in a couple days. Even if there is no one else having anything fixed. But pit crews can change your rims, tires, fill up the gas tank and even replace parts of the engine in 3.5 to 5.5 seconds.

[@highfructosefun7503]

Hey Dan, have you played F1 2013 yet? :D

[@Shane458b]

There is almost no difference between 2012 and 2013

[@UKDarkPredator]

Shane458b apart from the classic content, different handling, tyre and fuel modeling.

[@KayraFormule1]

hey dan you played f1 2014 yet?

[@xITzAusTin1]

Lol it's grand PREE, not grand PRICKS. Anyway, this guy is hilarious, top notch!

[@teipeu9033]

He called it Pree but made the joke that everyone has made. They are grand (large) pricks.

[@carlzson299]

"Why can't people in Subway make me a fucking sandwich in 5.4 seconds?" I laughed my ass off at that part!

[@vertwheeler9]

If you were wondering why you couldn't stick to the track in wet monico, it's because you need to go to car setup and change the tires to wet tires. Fun fact. You need to setup your car for each race type of weather.

[@camhassan5447]

If you are looking at something else off screen it sounds like you are calling every body pricks

[@muneebahmed2391]

Allonsy alonso

[@eliperkins6872]

This game is outstanding, it's prolly my favorite raceing game. I love seeing how much he struggles considering how easy it is with all the help on, if u want a real challange do the F1 Raceing in Gran Turismo 5, thats the most difficult raceing I've ever come accross

[@99Pipmatt]

M8 2012 is shit compared to all the others.

[@austinkavunga4159]

Nerd3-Michael Schumacher I know you.your the stig Me-M-Schumacher is a 7 TIME WORLD CHAMPION HELLO

[@Hazzawebb94]

Hey Dan how do you get your hair floofie 💯

[@SCWIC]

His hair isn't floofie, it's Foofy

[@zammm]

Wind machine.

[@SCWIC]

OpticGaming1231 If only he always used that, it would be so weird xD

[@Hazzawebb94]

SCWIC yes yes it will

[@SCWIC]

harry webb Yes it WILL? He isn't going to do it...

[@Jomsvikingen]

I lost it when he said ''Flashback? I'd be like driving and go GASP KOREA'' XD

[@amaantahir2701]

for an f1 fan i'd just be embarrassed if I knew this much about f1

[@happykilmore94]

"It's so eery and quiet.....BALLS BALLS BALLS BUGGER BALLS"

[@creepytheft]

He has a combination of simple humour, perfect timing, slapstick and some intelligent humour. Like a pro he edits anything boring out, so you never get a chance to get bored. I don't look at this channel to see games played well.. (except maybe for the completes series). I mostly come here like others would go to a comedy club: to be entertained! If he's not for you he's not for you, but he's the only one who played a metro simulator and kept me interested and laughing all the way.

[@alexiasmith2208]

8:05 "HA! Buttons disappeared!" I couldn't cope! haha

[@erty95]

In the F1 series games, you have to slow down completely from 180-197, or whatever speed, to around 80 and then take the corner as far on the inside as possible.

[@HeatProofTex]

When he focuses on actually paying attention to the game, he dies multiple times. When he doesn't pay attention just casually talking, he wins.

[@junienet]

"PETRONAS! Aw(yeah) I can summon a Patronus!"

[@scj6693]

10:55 i have never heard him laugh like that lmao

[@robbutterill1426]

5:42 Perez got completely fucked over and dan just went straight over through a chicane and 2 corners😂😂

[@jdramirezelmo]

True fact: Monaco Circuit was so hard to tackle, even in great weather. That track was not designed for F1 cars to race on.

[@cloveruty]

Hey Dan! Do the Last Man Standing Challenge in F1 2012! What you have to do is to take out every racer to force them to retire while keeping your car healthy as well! (You can make it so you don't get a penalty for taking out racers by setting the rules and flags to "Corner Cutting Only". ) Hope you do the challenge! :3

[@jokrproductions224]

At once when he started changing all the settings, I thought: "He is screwed." Dan: "Driving line? NO! That i just something that helps!" Dan: "Pit assist? NO! I can do this myself!" Dan: "Car damage? YES! PUT IT ON FULL!" Me: "Fuck."

[@alexbutler3702]

The grand pre in Britain is probably the hottest day Britains had

[@JacobDejarnett]

Dan's patronas is a band directer "One more time" Sorry one more, and another, one for good measure, one for the road, we have to do a victory run, Just one more

[@dyllanalford5276]

*Grabs Radio* "Airstrike requested in Sector 21, Alpha 42." *Drops Radio* "Sorry. It had to be done..."

[@Bowmertron]

The laughs at 05:45 are genius hahaha

[@TheGibsonracing]

Dude, i have to say, i have many hours invested in this game, and im a racer myself. I was cheering you on the whole way!! Gotta say though, you picked 3 of the hardest circuits in Monaco, Japan and Singapore! But well done!!

[@bacon.cheesecake]

you fly better in this game then in kerbal space program.

[@allyaphroditethe]

Omg, please can someone do a mashup of all is squeaks, gasps and sounds? I laugh so hard every time he makes those noises.

[@mkeat18]

It's race time! It's the Monaco Grand Prix!

[@mankiller106]

ha love the stuck in the middle with you reference XD

[@TrickyMario7654]

13:45 That made me Laugh! #RightThereRubbish!

[@kivsa85]

Checking this out in 2017, and it looks freaking gorgoues

[@Andrew_Norton]

At the beginning of every race there is 24 people... By the end of one of them there is 18, well played Dan

[@Mikemonster311]

I love how he randomly squeaks when he gets a fright, so funny.

[@ohlookasquirrel4942]

Don't brake and turn at the same time ! Do all your braking in a straight line and then accelerate around the turn .

[@donofdeaths]

Holy shit, it's 2020 and Schumacher is still having trouble remaining conscious and communicating. Absolutely horrible

[@Pvt_PandaPear]

I think you're hardcore Dan... jesus, never played this game and then you do Monaco, hardest track on earth, in heavy rain without assists xD really good

[@rijden-nu]

Mr. Random Voice Man was the true star of this video.

[@kunalsanwalka]

"I can summon my patronus" LOL