Nerd³ Plays... Gang Beasts - Return Of The Ashens

[@taxmanfelix5189]

"Are you being paid by Big Safety Rail?" NerdCubed line of the year.

[@noahkra]

only now just realised he's parodying the star wars titles with these gang beasts videos...

[@mythicaldust8670]

Ha ha no shit.

[@talesofnoob9015]

I just figured that out that's to you

[@TravelPhotographer]

in before Ashens Awakens

[@ViolacTrough]

Stuart-Wan Kenobi: It's over Danakin, I have the Safety Rail! Danakin: You underestimate my love of LEGOs!

[@jubbie1122]

we need a Dadcubed vs Ashens vs Nerdcubed video

[@brine_909]

yes!

[@Revalopod]

Gang beast-iality.

[@WiseSageBum]

I'm still waiting for Dadcubed meets DaddyBlackery

[@frogsnidget_7345]

Gang Beasteption

[@d1scordia]

and emma too

[@thefiddler1930]

Is this the end of the gang beasts saga or will we get prequels?

[@Phoenix-xk4pw]

And will they be terrible because if so just stop now

[@markmillett6540]

but If we have prequels, then we will get a good sequel after.

[@Phoenix-xk4pw]

+DragonHarrierGaming maybe but still I might not be able to put up with one of them trying to a shite impression of jar jar

[@Phoenix-xk4pw]

+TerraNaut he's already terrible

[@galaxieschild4235]

something about that seems like a virus

[@alexkera47]

"I've got you by the knob good sir!" - Nerdcubed 2016

[@illbebackeventually.9713]

The Phantom Ashens Attack of the Ashens Revenge of the Ashens The Ashens Wars The Ashens Awakens The Ashens Unleashed BattleAshens Ashens of the Old Republic A New Ashens Rogue Ashens: An Ashens Story

[@cringelord9568]

"You wouldn't hit a dinosaur with glasses would you?" Dan Hardcastle - 2016

[@girisrealycool]

I love these videos he does with Ashens, they make such a perfect dynamic together.

[@arturaraujo73]

His return was foretold by so called lunatics. But now - seeing as our God and Savior Ashens has returned - ask yourself: who's the real lunatic now?

[@LightningBlaze100]

Is it sad that the only thing that can make me shed a tear is the amount of laughter that this video has infected me with?

[@thingymatt3993]

Just make a joint channel and just do gang beasts, i could watch these videos forever

[@themk4982]

Same, they work so well together.

[@thingymatt3993]

Lich King MK They sure do

[@ChillinSicilian]

That was like the ending from Return of the Jedi, Dan holds Ashens over the edge and then he takes off the mask.

[@otterno.1128]

All other music is in game music. Makes me want to eat a whole chicken in a can.

[@marcusakerman9786]

C-c-c-combo refrence

[@QuantumManiac160]

+Trumann King what is it really? Because everyone knows thats fake

[@thatonebritishidiot3037]

e them because you get some weird arse shit

[@mrcrumpets2566]

Ahhhh the nostalgia,I miss the good old days

[@CodOfAges]

THANK YOU FOR THIS! I miss those in the description

[@Grimmock]

Ashens-You will notice that my hands are still on the saftey rail! Dan- are you being paid to say this. Me😂😂😂😂

[@markcaswell9669]

Again I'm crying with laughter at Dan and Stuart's characters in this game. Always remember to hold the safety rail :)

[@shayden998]

And this makes me wish Ashens had a gaming channel.

[@pale2457]

We really need a compilation of all the non word sounds Dan and Ashens are making during this video.

[@the_nerd5976]

hhmmmmmm Ashens wars, the Ashens strikes back, return of the Ashens. the reference is strong with this one.

[@coolopo]

This Ashens character is like the common cold, he always comes back.

[@goggleberry26]

It's good that Ashens bring Dan back to the channel every so often for the nostalgia.

[@Swedish_Gandalf]

“Always respect the safety rail, and the safety rail will respect you!” *This approved message has been from our one and only sponsor, angry Ron Swanson*

[@Taiyomare]

WE WANT SUNDAY NIGHT JELLY SEASON 2! WE NEED IT!

[@theletsplaycurse]

so whats next the phantom ashens attack of the ashens revenge of the ashens a new ashens the ashens awakens

[@ghareebcolt3954]

episode 4 was already parodied.

[@TBFishy]

A new hope was Ashens Wars

[@cynic4459]

No No Ashens: Revengeance

[@umad42]

Ashen Wars: Rogue Ashens?

[@cynic4459]

Ashens: Snake Eater

[@midlifecrisi]

21:29 is actually that fail from the start of Spiderman 3.

[@jamesmchenry4708]

I will never see Safety Rails the same way again.

[@briancho1825]

As one green man dies, another rises from the ashe(n)s.

[@GettinThoseHeadshots]

Sunday Night Jelly Season 2 Confirmed!

[@TheTacticalHipster]

stayed home from school and I am rewarded

[@TheTacticalHipster]

+MarvellousMrMason Im from the states, school started 20 days ago for me

[@markmillett6540]

really? I have a friend in the states and he went back a week ago

[@TheTacticalHipster]

+DragonHarrierGaming It all depends on location, each school district goes in at different times and leaves at different times

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

Idiot, go do your school to get an education, idiot

[@asstolfo9106]

No, he's saying he's an idiot because he'd rather watch this then go to school and get an education.

[@danieladdison8332]

Ashens has the perfect voice for public service announcements

[@chloerogers8841]

Ashen looks like a mix of Julius Caesar and that one guy from work you always see having a hangover

[@Notsuzpicious]

A half hour of Dan and Ashens playing gang beasts...Dan, what did we do to deserve such a gift?

[@whitediamond000]

Remember Kids, Safety Rails.

[@Taiyomare]

Can't wait for The Quest for the Game Child 2, any else exited?

[@ciranogaming4521]

I whant to see it so bad

[@Taiyomare]

+Cieran Paterson Same! I wish I knew when it was out because the original was amazing! Especially for something free in KZbin

[@YPunkWWEWCPWOverWatch]

It will either be the next Casablanca or the next Star Wars Christmas Special.

[@Taiyomare]

+Wrestling God I'm just gonna hope that it's not (shudder) the Star Wars Christmas Special... But let's be honest, nothing is worse than that. Except a Trump presidency.

[@YPunkWWEWCPWOverWatch]

+Dusty Potato True.

[@johnsparacio1211]

I love listening to them FURIOUSLY DESTROYING THEIR CONTROLLERS

[@jamespage1392]

18:56 I WILL NOT DIE IN THIS GRINDER!...I will die in this grinder thank you very much

[@BartyBloopinTheBoneHog]

"Oh no! I let go!" Sounds like oh no! It's all broken and on the floor!

[@AnarchyApple]

'Oh man the level I'm best at!' *proceeds to lose every round in spectacular fashion.*

[@cortana191]

2:02 Children...Always hold the safety rail. Cracked me up xD

[@jizz4jesus96]

I like the thumbnail how the blue guy is like "let go of my face and let me fucking die"

[@ArkhanTheMack]

"In the red corner, weighing far too much... BALD RON SWANSON. And in the other red corner, a fat guy in a dinosaur suit." Me: Arin from Game Grumps?

[@KurosakiYukigo]

All other music is in game music: It makes me want to hold the safety rail.

[@mibdev]

27 Minutes of pure laughter.

[@jahpolley]

*Gets Popcorn* Ashens and Dan in Gang Beasts = funny moments.

[@GrimOakheart]

Dan being on Nerdcubed is like Jon Steward being on the Daily Show

[@QuantumManiac160]

I used to watch N3 every other day. Now he does completes every day so I watch every week or so. This video is a treat.

[@tyranicalpenguin7886]

I think that statement rings true for a lot of us who're fans of Dan. Especially older fans, I mean those who watched the old videos and such, as we really liked that old Dan. This one isn't really great, but these videos show me they Dan really can do good, humorous and genuinely enjoyable videos still. I just hope he'll begin doing them again and if this becomes the norm I think he will. It's like an awkward puberty.

[@soup3015]

i can translate this into a tldr for everyone "I cant handle change" there you go

[@tyranicalpenguin7886]

+lord prophet Quite funny.

[@QuantumManiac160]

+lord prophet I can handle it fine, I'm just disappointed. Like when I found out Deus Ex had micro transactions. Spider.

[@QuantumManiac160]

Tyranical Penguin Yea man, I hope so too. I wish he would do hates more often.

[@stuchris]

dan, you should really re-visit besiege.

[@Spiderpichi2099]

I agree

[@avsthvtic]

whats been added? ive been thinking about doing a video on it but tbh it was sorta lack luster last time i played?

[@stuchris]

They've added new levels, new blocks, 2new sandboxes, loads of stuff :D

[@stuchris]

+Rhys Henderson see, there's where your wrong. I don't play Pokémon go, so fuck off

[@unnoticeable8452]

+stuChris why do people do this? It doesn't make sense Because it's clearly not gonna fool anyone... Probably stupid 9 year olds though

[@HeWhoIsAlwaysWright]

WWE 2K17 looks great.

[@daramaguiginn7992]

Another 20 minutes...

[@HeWhoIsAlwaysWright]

Dara MagUiginn ..Of jelly wrestling better than the actual WWE

[@sirquifilous6276]

"An Excellent Safety Rail" - Chef Excellence

[@gayflower900]

“This is a sausage factory of treachery!” -Ashens 2016

[@ScottJohnHarrison]

I want a three way match with Dadcubed too with him calling Ashens his real son all the way through it.

[@darktempest7777]

The end was how ashens was sent back to his realm

[@theobrill5161]

Now we need 3 shitty prequels telling us the backstory of Ron Swanson, that guy in a dinosaur onesie and most importantly safety rails.

[@MaximumRabbit]

2:47 I think that was your 2nd most successful Kerbal launch you've ever had, the 1st being you launching your wing mirror into space in BeamNG Drive.

[@lunarlexomancer4906]

Is that how Ashens travels? He gets Dan to hold in out over a rail and lets the next train take him away? Cuz that's rad as fuck.

[@conenine9377]

Make a series of this. Please, one Dan to another. You need to make this a thing.

[@danielpaterson2694]

Always remember to believe in the Safety Rail.

[@unoriginalusername4416]

More Danshens jelly wrestling! Just what I needed. ...that sounds like a fanfic.

[@Rulerofwax24]

"Don't call it a comb back." - Ze Frank, 2011

[@spud6380]

I think my ribcage is broken from laughing XD thank you ashens "clap clap clap clap" thank you dan "clap clap clap clap"

[@Jsfun]

"Only things you can say while unconscious ... we've got £350 million for the NHS!" LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA Brilliant :)

[@SirMangler]

gotta love a Ashens and Nerdcubed video

[@Chan0art]

the grinding room is above the room with the falling sausages

[@aaroneus5479]

The safety rail will save ur life

[@owensmart2514]

Ehhh tueres entiendandes? Tueres asa qué del estación autotrene? Ne, así qué den trenes la general? No, yo no entiendo. LO ESTUDODE ES MAY MAJAGRE POR TI!!!!!!!!!!!! Estúpido!

[@mythicaldust8670]

+Nico Conejo I'm pretty sure this is an English thread, amigo.

[@enzocw6586]

More like Southern rail.

[@TheConeOar]

6:16 the newest edition of Luigi Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing

[@Introverted_Walrus]

I haven't stopped laughing for 27 minutes and 32 seconds.

[@Introverted_Walrus]

I don't know how many times I've had to pause the video to stop myself from dying of laughter.

[@mythicaldust8670]

Woah, calm down. It's no THAT funny.

[@gavinandre7078]

when Dan is stuck in the billboard look at the screen upsidedown, its magic

[@cheddaboyant7817]

I love 4:00pm because of this channel

[@idontknowimlostforwords4715]

If the next instalment in this series isn't called The Ashen's Menace i will be disappointed in you Dan!

[@motta9784]

Hahaha! I laughed so hard I had to pause the video over 9000 times! Good times.

[@hyper9811]

I laughed so hard i got water all over my monitor

[@VenseyNess]

My word guys, get a room.

[@LouisMVE]

Damn you spiral arm galaxy!

[@VenseyNess]

Guys, they found me! I don't know how but they found me! It's the lions! RUN. Also it's an artists rendition of the milky way, so you're in one of those starfields somewhere.

[@SufficientDaikon]

i can see my house from here

[@tomrenard756]

i can see it too! oh look! a starbucks!

[@LouisMVE]

Vensey Ness No, I'm from the Andromeda galaxy which shall crash in to you like an astroid!

[@nomadwhy1166]

I guess you could say... The fire made ashens.

[@JesseK.Robbins]

imagine if these two made a Cow Chop/Game Grumps like channel. Cow Chop, Game Grumps, and these two. The Holy Trinity

[@Albert_YTC]

When the sausages go through the holes they end up in boxes and fall into the incinerator

[@eclips6513]

Can this channel just be entirely devoted to you and Ashen's beating each other senseless? I would pay good money for that. At least six.

[@user-zf3fc9tn5k]

*"SAFETY RAIL!"*

[@Sqworl]

i love this series

[@Vanessa80808]

Nice to see nerdcubed again i miss him

[@chrisdixon892]

Such a simple concept but it works so well

[@themen8212]

I'm looking forward to "Ashens One : A Gang Beasts Story.

[@themen8212]

*"

[@boydbradford2104]

Same

[@jamieemery9086]

Dan: this is my favourite level and one that I'm best at *loses 0-4 to Ashens*

[@jamieemery9086]

I'm talking about the Ferris wheel map

[@chaselistorti2290]

Dan: oh my god you've broken your back leg I'm going to have to put you down *piece of blue fruit roll up flies across the screen and hits him

[@grapeapetape9132]

We need Sunday night jelly V.2: Ashens edition

[@williamclark5566]

Still happy to see Dan back on the channel again.

[@huehue6886]

AAYYYY!

[@zerren4086]

This needs to be a new series called Two British Blokes.

[@ethiom101]

6:13 if you play it at 1/4 speed, Ashens does a dab after throwing him off

[@jessicadurham]

Ashens and the Hardcastle: Revengerence: The Reckonsurgence

[@alexanderilthari9328]

I AM LITERALLY JESUS! ON THE THIRD DAY I RISE! that was incredibly funny

[@SuperToaster25]

This new Nerdcubed guy has been showing up alot on this channel lately.

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

Ashens - esteemed founder of Safety Rail Inc.

[@chipthiefUwU]

Is it just me or does anyone else become really happy when Ashens wins, and really salty when Dan wins?

[@alexandereastwood1]

Today I learn the importance of the safety rail

[@Capelett]

Return of the Safety Rails.

[@computethis1533]

2:03 lady’s and gentlemen this is why we don’t slide down stair rails This happens every single time

[@CeliriaRose]

Next up, Episode 1, the Ashens Menace. Come on Dan make it happen :)

[@SnickersTS]

This HAS to be a new series.

[@pyk8439]

While I'm glad that Dan is working a healthy amount of time and putting out content that he's content (hehe) with and I don't think he should change all that, goddamn I miss one edited video a day.

[@mrzainty]

i cant believe they're referencing star wars with the recent NerdCubed and Ashens play gang beasts titles

[@imbibe9891]

I thought Ashens said "I have a crippling, irrational fear of corgis"