Nerd³ Plays... Ride to Hell: Retribution

[@togmeister8604]

At one point the player has to get past an electric fence. It literally goes for like 10 meters. Instead of cutting it, climbing over using a ladder or something, or going around. The player drives across the road, murders innocent truckers, steals a truck. Kills everyone in a electric plant. Blows up the electric plant. Then drives back and goes over the fence, wow...

[@splashproductions9340]

Togmeister angry joe huh?

[@kevray]

ikr lolol

[@dweebicusmaximus]

+Togmeister he plays it in the hell video

[@daytonaaviation4449]

No not the fence!

[@pvt.jamesramirez6249]

I see you watch angry joey.

[@MalpasDan]

That loading screen art looks like something you'd see on the side of a carnival ride -.-

[@chriswheeler297]

ikr? lol

[@761839]

+megadan2k15 LMAO That's so accurate

[@gingeetheginge6071]

Thing is it’s probably the best thing about the game

[@fuegosonic93]

"Fly off to the right and explode"

[@maxi-nz6jw]

at one point in the game, you are faced with a electric fence. so what does he do? hack the system? clip a few wires? go around? NO. he goes across the street to murder some innocent truckers, steals a truck and drives it half across town while ramming and murdering atleast 27 police officers, then he parks it outside a eletric plant. then he murders everyone inside, only to shoot the tanker from a vantage point from within the plant so that it somehow explodes so that it explodes behind him and he can leap into the water as the explosion barely misses him. that is how he deals with a fence.

[@Adminstraitor]

did you watch the angry joe reveiw?

[@hudsmack]

Adminstraitor 2055 he pretty much typed what Joe said word-for-word.

[@jakeraid23]

True logic about Heroes that will do anything for something important and how Heroes can't die. That's how the explosion barely misses him. (By the way, what does Joe mean that the "Explosion barely misses him"?)

[@AndreB23]

Fly off to the right and explode! Fly off to the right and explode! Fly off to the right and explode! FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLOOOODE!!

[@JumpinJackClash]

Andre B FOR NO REASON!

[@Nbdestryer]

The only reason I understand the plot is from Angry Joe's review.

[@adamd3464]

lol me too

[@mr.h1212]

i just learnet the secret of the internet ☺ tge secret code of stuff that arent on keyboard suck it noob

[@drifterraikov60]

Hey, at least, in Big Rigs, you can move backwards

[@englebertmagentaschweiger1447]

Interesting fact: In Big Rigs there's actually no speed cap if you're reversing. You just keep accelerating.

[@DBAWESOMESAUCE]

Unto 12.3 undecillion too! Big rigs blows Ride to Hell away in quality!

[@EightThreeEight]

At least Ride To Hell is a game.

[@suspectsn0thing]

What if this game becomes EXTREMELY good near the end, but nobody has bothered to play that long so we don't know.

[@chrisrobbins8314]

Angry Joe played this game for 21 hours, so it probably never gets good.

[@suspectsn0thing]

Chris Robbins I was kidding, but anyway, ummm, actually, I don't have anything else to say. Sooooo... Well, this is awkward.

[@maxwellmurray9876]

suspectsn0thing Nice.

[@HOTD108_]

@@chrisrobbins8314 21 hours doesn't necessarily mean he finished the game.

[@tgsachris]

A game about motorcycles where every driving section is basically 06 mach speed sections, cant stop and hitting something resets and or kills you. Great idea :D

[@nolmihc]

It's like Skyrim with bikes 10/10-IGN

[@jordywoody14]

+GAMINATORDAN like COD with sex

[@angrybidoof847]

TopHat I think it's based on IGN comparing games to skyrim allot of the time. not a mark against skyrims quality

[@pandaboy6522]

Umm.. Skyrim is a really good game.

[@frowlinian8175]

@@angrybidoof847 it's a direct quote from Adam Kovic when he worked at Machinima. It was when he was doing an interview with Dan Hay (producer of Far Cry 3) about Far Cry 3. Then Ubisoft decided to put that on advertisements... IGN actually questioned why they were using that quote

[@angrybidoof847]

@@frowlinian8175 the more you know

[@michaelhrusovsky73]

12:09 'Fly off to the right and explode!'- Angry Joe

[@smithwesson1896]

@@coolrealguy1 Godzilla is approaching the generator!

[@marwanamr97]

12:09 Don't you get it? that's why they called it Ride to hell. if you failed in your driving multiple times, your character will drive to the right and explode and he will continue to RIDE TO HELL in the afterlife. whoever came up with this idea is a genius. XD

[@thomasofastora6588]

+Mr.High Professional Fly off to the right and explooode!

[@marwanamr97]

Thomas Smyth Ffffooollllaaaey uuoofff too dee raaeeigghht uaannnd exeplooouud.

[@GetScaredGaming]

This is the blood on the dance floor of video games

[@casualcrisis6349]

nah botd has talent

[@FaposaurusRex69]

@@casualcrisis6349 you are objectively wrong

[@HOTD108_]

What's that?

[@cook4776]

@@HOTD108_ a shitty electronic /crunkcore duo, who made very cringey songs about sex or partying. Also there lead singer has allegedly moslted a ton of underage girls they was basically hated by every band, people saw them for what they was then they never got booked and disappeared pretty much.

[@AutisticHighHeeler]

At least this game never advocated for pedophilia and making the other contract HIV.

[@Gyrbae]

It's hard to believe that the same guy who voiced Trevor in GTA V (Stephen Ogg) also voiced the lead character in Ride To Hell. Good to have one of the best games of 2013 AND one of the worst games of 2013 (and ever) on your resumee.

[@TheDrOfPwn]

This is not true. The main character Jake Conway was voiced by Joe Assante and he was unaware that the game was ever even commercially released. Look up his name if u don’t believe me!

[@karmascamera5275]

This game is like "Showgirls" I'm sure that it'll have a strong cult following... For all the wrong reasons

[@SnickersTS]

Oh man, when that bike exploded @ 12:07 I had just taken a mouth full of coffee. It went everywhere.

[@3liony]

So that's why rainbow is so fast, caffeine.

[@TeamTornadoboy]

3liony I eat you all.

[@SnickersTS]

paahto maisteri That's not nice.

[@mugmanicalmaniac]

Team Tornado Boy ...you better not be thinking of eating me

[@3liony]

paahto maisteri It's a reference.

[@michaelhrusovsky73]

At 10:35, the way Jake says no, followed up by Nerd's laugh, makes me laugh so hard.

[@mr.ravioli2243]

His fists are bigger than my future

[@jonathanwoolridge1089]

You're not funny

[@eiebsrebla]

+Bob Steven well he said he didn't have a very big future so that's quite self-explanatory I guess.

[@ProductionsBAB]

He has those wreck it Ralph hands

[@EightThreeEight]

19:24 You think that's dumb, Mr Hardcastle? Wait until you see how Jake deals with an electric fence...

[@Liamlucid]

Personally I really like this game... Because it is completely broken has terrible dialogue and countless glitches It's like a parody of a GTA game

[@anarchycastro]

I know what you mean. Games like this bring unintentional laughter, and sometimes that's the funniest kind of humour.

[@dyljaymac]

The only reason I'd buy it Although, speaking of this game and glitches, wasn't it on sale 200% off on Steam?

[@HappyMilesSoftlock]

castro sherwood I don't know what your picture is about but I am scared just by looking at it.

[@anarchycastro]

Happy Miles No worries, just sit back, relax and smoke a cigar.

[@EightThreeEight]

It doesn't even work as a parody, because it's such a pain to get through that you can't get any enjoyment out of how bad it is.

[@noahfrench7412]

Fun fact! On the Wikipedia page for this game, there is no 'plot' section. There is only a 'premise' section. That means that this is so appallingly bad that no one has completed it and worked out the whole plot, not even for research. Simply incredible.

[@WeaselLevelDesign]

Was playing Minecraft while watching this and at 10:59 when he said "Nooo", Minecraft cow then made exactly the same sound at the same pitch and all. Wut

[@RobloxianUploader]

Shut your mouth.

[@RobloxianUploader]

***** Actually, I play it.

[@WeaselLevelDesign]

He just trollin

[@TheBedheadman]

DoubleBrick Gaming Productions minecraft is for 11 year olds

[@TheBedheadman]

hina Fiaz Is that supposed to offend me?

[@AuroDHikoshi]

At least Airport Manager was playable...

[@Shadowtag98]

"you look like a tree person" ~NerdCubed

[@jessaminehaak8253]

"How did you get a score as high as 16 again?" Never has a more salient question been asked.

[@alexanderayers8139]

Can't wait for the rest of the trilogy

[@winstongershwin6700]

The worse thing is that this game could have been good. It had potential!

[@tgsachris]

The idea maybe, the "finished" product shows very little potential to be anything more than mediocre at best.

[@novaryx]

I love your picture.

[@tgsachris]

***** Im aware

[@reecyclebin]

Almost every game has potential

[@littlelarvitar667]

Winston Gershwin it... it did?

[@MonokhromatiQ]

That moment when you realized that the lead character (Jake, or whatever bollocks his name was) is voiced by the same guy who voiced Trevor Philips from GTA V

[@MonokhromatiQ]

Yeeeeap.

[@harrywhitehead7442]

@A dead channel. Not really, no. Not sure where this rumour came from, but it's a myth. Trevor Phillips is portrayed by Steven Ogg. Jake Conway's voice actor is one Joe Assante.

[@RC_94]

3:51 i love how the bus starts moving before the wheels start turning 👌🏼totally how vehicles work

[@YukiUzumaki78]

I died of laughter at 10:35... xD

[@hd_harold7587]

GTA 5 came out 3 months after this......One of the best games of all time, with such great driving..... This game could probably run on a fucking PS2.

[@hd_harold7587]

***** hahahahaahaha I didn't know that. Thanks!

[@cacomeat7385]

No, but it could definitely run on the OG Xbox from 2001. The PS2 is so weak that using it as an insult is silly (I still love the ps2, but it was a full year behind the Xbox and the Gamecube

[@James-xb1zm]

HD_Harold GTA 5 one of the best games of all time. Great joke.

[@alfiepaxton9503]

+Sneaky Viper It's one of the highest rated games on Metacritic and GameRankings so yeah.

[@markush1003]

+Lazy Unhazy HOW DARE YOU SAY WATCH DOGS!?!?!?!? Its called WATCH_DOGS!!!!!!!!!!

[@SCWIC]

Not saying this game is good in any way, but at the start he was having memories, come on that bit is obvious.

[@rebeccagamble8837]

Okeksu up

[@Makrelacz]

14:17 I like how the shadow can't decide where exactly it should be.

[@Konae]

This is the first time i heard dan say sex

[@pastaranger]

...this information is relevant in what way?

[@OfficalGinat]

Every way

[@ascent7542]

And I just ^_^

[@ascent7542]

Damn phone keypad!

[@Astr0_racc]

The Sarcasm is strong in this one hahah XD

[@seanhicks7179]

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE I MEANT TO CLICK ON A VIDEO ABOVE THIS AND I HAD TO LOOK AT IT AHHHHH

[@TYKUHN2]

This was the day NerdCubed lost his innocent ignorance. It is still remembered, and it shall remain remembered.

[@FarTrek]

How did gamestop give this a 3/5?

[@jarjarrose3935]

Whaaaaa...?

[@aptspire]

Link?

[@generalmidget2379]

They gave it 1/10

[@Xyele]

Because it's Gamestop

[@arbiteras]

That random gamer but they gave Rambo:the videogame 6\10

[@MrRikersBeard]

10:36 Reminds of KHAAAAAAAAAAAANN! except quieter...

[@skilletdude42]

Thumbs up for your name.

[@MrRikersBeard]

Thanks :)

[@adamplanefan]

16:09 onwards... CHILD CORROSION ALERT!!!!

[@regalia8717]

BAD TOUCH!!!

[@hankschrader1772]

The picture of David Cameron made me die laughing.

[@tobymcdaid1061]

I'm in tears after 10:35 and 12:09, his laugh just makes it a million times funnier xD

[@Horror1408]

This game costs real money.

[@Fahrenheart]

Still better than the new console FPSes.

[@noble300000]

You've obviously never played this game before.

[@Fahrenheart]

You've obviously not heard of a joke.

[@noble300000]

Renko Usami Wow... I was kidding too...

[@noble300000]

***** Nope

[@canton-hankow6314]

Nah at least in FPS's its optional to Teabag someone. . . . .

[@Shadowblaz3y]

We should make this game of the year... Just to see their reactions when they realize we did it as a complete joke lol.

[@myff]

"That's the kind of scream you'd make when they'd run out of your favourite sandwich at Subway" lol'd

[@peachpower2613]

nerd challenges. play the whole game

[@ddamra1990]

The title is Ride to hell right?Well that means its going to the hell series

[@Grooby__]

12:08 laughing so hard omg :D

[@wildroses2009]

I love how he was so flummoxed by the abrupt sex scene the only witty thing he could come up with was: "Um...okay." I lost it when he said: "Well done game" not long after.

[@paulgames5229]

Still makes no sence

[@brickdestroyer7]

This started Nerd3 Hell

[@legoman42100]

i threw up playing this game....No Joke

[@EightThreeEight]

18:13 That was supposed to be an animation of him stabbing the guy, then cutting him, then stabbing him again, twisting the knife, then standing up to break his neck to finish him off. But apparently they can't even get THAT right.

[@crescentspector8849]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE HIGHEST BUDGETED MOST THOUGHT ABOUT GAME THAT EVER LIVED........this shit

[@fanaticNecrolatrist]

Do you know what asda (which is basically the UK's version of Walmart) said when this game came out) Go to the game section to get Ride To Hell: Retribution an awesome action game filled with an awesome story and exciting battle scenes!!! huuuuu..........

[@novaryx]

I know. It was just false advertising 101.

[@swagscott7865]

Still a better love story than twilight. Couldn't resist, sorry.

[@megaman6944]

everthing`s better then twilight

[@TheAlbumGuy]

13:14 Goddamnit Dan, you’re not at Madam Hooches flying lesson!!

[@elianwilliams]

hi to you if you came back here because there’s a chapter dedicated to this travesty in Fuck Yeah, Video Games

[@joshvalenti9154]

the guy that voices trevor from gta is the same guy who voices jake from this

[@joeyburgess748]

Still an IGN 10/10

[@jackpfister3459]

cant spell ignorance without ign

[@joeyburgess748]

IGN gave CoD ghost a better review than counter strike....... OH HELL NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[@TheCleartiger1]

let us all take are hats off for another youtuber who had to sit through 21 hours of this game amen angryjoeshow amen

[@Nbdestryer]

Did the developers not know about transitions?

[@Hershal721]

I dont know why everyone hates this game is the best 10/10 ign XD

[@hinse2446]

"It's like skyrim, but with bikes" - IGN hahahah

[@kashedgaming]

"Is this the GTA killer? I think yes! 10/10" -IGN

[@Hershal721]

Its a joke. :/

[@K1ngOverseer]

6,666 comments?

[@regalia8717]

What a twist.

[@K1ngOverseer]

HiddenTalent77 lol

[@danielgiovanniello4984]

hmmmmmm... the game is called ride to hell... I wonder...

[@K1ngOverseer]

Daniel Giovanniello You've got a point.

[@LittleWittleKitty]

He's having a flashback in Dolby digital LOOOL

[@KasperMcKay]

This is by no means a good game, but I don't think it's as bad as people make it out to be compared to others that have come out. Just saying it looks like it had potential, and some redeeming concepts. Not worth the money it costs though

[@derpyfoxnoobyfox6812]

I have never Played this should I buy it? to torcher myself but cant find it because its so BAD XD

[@breka3482]

Better torrent a bad game then to support it

[@TheChickenMiner88]

Derpyfox NoobyFox Yes

[@firesnake6435]

Arceus Ketchum Better to not have it on you computer at all :P

[@breka3482]

Zack Shin goof point

[@derpyfoxnoobyfox6812]

TheFailFurry XD but im not a die hard brony

[@NBKVamp]

No, this is worse then Big Rigs.....

[@conormccloskey]

this is my favorite Nerd3 ever! you must do Nerdcubed completes

[@TheGameGuru]

The game is so bad, that it was removed from Steam.

[@echaen1707]

Learn, how to use, commas, correctly, please.

[@TheGameGuru]

I, was on, my phone, so it did, it automatically.

[@littlebigsunset9500]

Samuel Hockley What do you mean? He didn't use commas incorrectly.

[@StarmanPlays]

***** No that's not sarcasm. That's mocking.

[@johnkeeler6235]

It was removed from steam. That must mean they made the game good

[@jamesdaimi2633]

this game is almost as bad as big rigs over the road racing.

[@AuroDHikoshi]

Its apparently the 2nd worst behind that one

[@Yohsfan]

Big rigs is the best game ever Well pewdie said that

[@TheFrenkenator]

REVERSE DRIVING EXTREME SPEED POWERY THING & STUFF POWER ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@VanguardFencer]

"MY GOD YOUR JAW IS BIGGER THAN THE REST OF YOUR FACE!" There's even NO lip syncing. Just the jaw flapping up & down.

[@ncc9610]

This is definitely the worst game ever, look at IGN's rating, just 11/10!!!!!!

[@SkylaneMusic]

Please talk non-stop and comment about every grain of sand you see every second of the game. Oh a bird flew by, you must've missed it because you didn't say anything about it

[@bahbahkapooyah4527]

this game is almost as bad as cod halo and destiny

[@CJL6_XBL]

How dare you mention halo with such negativity! Quim...

[@bahbahkapooyah4527]

Chris Leek well it's shit that's my iopinion i don't care about yours

[@rosenrot6871]

Bah Bah Kapooyah "this game is almost as bad as cod halo and destiny". Whilst I do care to respect one other's opinion, what games do you think are not "shit"?

[@bahbahkapooyah4527]

Taylor Harvey borderlands,bioshock,team fortress 2,mario 3D world and especially pokemon

[@CJL6_XBL]

Although pokemon is IMO best game ever made

[@kaylacasagood]

i'm going to college to become a game developer and i always come back to this video, the hell video, and the air control hell video to regain confidence in myself that i will develop a good game, or at least i won't develop something shittier than those bc that's impossible

[@ShockBrotherStudios]

I think that was the most civil argument I have ever seen anywhere. I tip my hat to both involved parties. Well played Sirs :D

[@raincitygraffiti]

"Well, we have no reverse, and you can't really turn left/right more than 45 degrees, so you might as well just reset" - 12:10 tho LOL

[@loopysausage]

16:08, xD The childhood corrosion alert with David Cameron in the back. Aww man. lol

[@spectro742]

Ps2 games may have not got shadows or high res but I think they are actually are finished so you can play them

[@snugasapugonarug]

"You look like a tree person" sent me into a massive giggling fit

[@Fuzon-S]

11:39 Yeah, okay. 12:00 Yeah, okay... 12:08 YEAH OKAY.

[@Sl1f3rDrag0n]

I like how innocently Dan think this might be a fun game, then proceeded to be one of most hellish games in Nerdcubed's Hell

[@firecannon20]

10:40 there was a subway commercial playing next to me when you said that

[@ellogovna6223]

dan started out so optimistic: o bless his little heart

[@OmnomTheDevourer]

"Well, I was hesitant to place it even on a worst games list, 'cos it's not a game, it's congealed failure. I speak no hyperbole when I say that releasing every box with no disc inside would have been less of a mistake." - Yahtzee

[@EightThreeEight]

13:21 Using key indicators when it would be much easier to use words instead... WE GOT A GREAT PC PORT HERE, GUYS!

[@lewcot99]

The intro is him driving down the road thinking about what hes recently done in his life...

[@w.d.gaster5070]

"This might be fun!" -NerdCubed heh

[@t.weston331]

When the bike exploded i giggled-when he laughed I DIED

[@minecrafter7654]

"You look like a tree person" I died

[@TotallyToonsTV]

Loving the David Cameron pun 16:17. As a fellow brit I can empathise

[@SuperDi_]

Fly off to the right and explode! *starts dancing* Fly off to the right and explode! *slow-mo" Fly ooooffff to the riight and explooode!

[@Forgelineage]

You made me cough up the water I was drinking with the power sliding.

[@TheOli123440]

12:10 The best laugh in the history of the universe....

[@ArtificialDjDAGX]

that moment when nerdcubed doesnt know what the fucking shift key looks like.

[@4oggie]

I cant wait untill christmas to get this game. My mum says i can have it if i do well in school for the rest of the year. It looks really good

[@mikeaylwardjr]

Lady: Look's like you nee some oiling Dan: you look like a tree person hahahaha

[@AuroDHikoshi]

6:00 is this level, later used and you just go THE OTHER DIRECTION?

[@cristinamaiapm]

So if you collide into a car nothing happens, but if you run into a fence you explode?? Great logic.