Nerd³ Plays... Ride to Hell: Retribution

[@togmeister8604]

At one point the player has to get past an electric fence. It literally goes for like 10 meters. Instead of cutting it, climbing over using a ladder or something, or going around. The player drives across the road, murders innocent truckers, steals a truck. Kills everyone in a electric plant. Blows up the electric plant. Then drives back and goes over the fence, wow...

[@splashproductions9340]

Togmeister angry joe huh?

[@kevray]

ikr lolol

[@dweebicusmaximus]

+Togmeister he plays it in the hell video

[@daytonaaviation4449]

No not the fence!

[@pvt.jamesramirez6249]

I see you watch angry joey.

[@MalpasDan]

That loading screen art looks like something you'd see on the side of a carnival ride -.-

[@chriswheeler297]

ikr? lol

[@761839]

+megadan2k15 LMAO That's so accurate

[@gingeetheginge6071]

Thing is it’s probably the best thing about the game

[@fuegosonic93]

"Fly off to the right and explode"

[@Nbdestryer]

The only reason I understand the plot is from Angry Joe's review.

[@adamd3464]

lol me too

[@mr.h1212]

i just learnet the secret of the internet ☺ tge secret code of stuff that arent on keyboard suck it noob

[@drifterraikov60]

Hey, at least, in Big Rigs, you can move backwards

[@englebertmagentaschweiger1447]

Interesting fact: In Big Rigs there's actually no speed cap if you're reversing. You just keep accelerating.

[@DBAWESOMESAUCE]

Unto 12.3 undecillion too! Big rigs blows Ride to Hell away in quality!

[@EightThreeEight]

At least Ride To Hell is a game.

[@maxi-nz6jw]

at one point in the game, you are faced with a electric fence. so what does he do? hack the system? clip a few wires? go around? NO. he goes across the street to murder some innocent truckers, steals a truck and drives it half across town while ramming and murdering atleast 27 police officers, then he parks it outside a eletric plant. then he murders everyone inside, only to shoot the tanker from a vantage point from within the plant so that it somehow explodes so that it explodes behind him and he can leap into the water as the explosion barely misses him. that is how he deals with a fence.

[@Adminstraitor]

did you watch the angry joe reveiw?

[@hudsmack]

Adminstraitor 2055 he pretty much typed what Joe said word-for-word.

[@jakeraid23]

True logic about Heroes that will do anything for something important and how Heroes can't die. That's how the explosion barely misses him. (By the way, what does Joe mean that the "Explosion barely misses him"?)

[@AndreB23]

Fly off to the right and explode! Fly off to the right and explode! Fly off to the right and explode! FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLOOOODE!!

[@JumpinJackClash]

Andre B FOR NO REASON!

[@suspectsn0thing]

What if this game becomes EXTREMELY good near the end, but nobody has bothered to play that long so we don't know.

[@chrisrobbins8314]

Angry Joe played this game for 21 hours, so it probably never gets good.

[@suspectsn0thing]

Chris Robbins I was kidding, but anyway, ummm, actually, I don't have anything else to say. Sooooo... Well, this is awkward.

[@maxwellmurray9876]

suspectsn0thing Nice.

[@HOTD108_]

@@chrisrobbins8314 21 hours doesn't necessarily mean he finished the game.

[@tgsachris]

A game about motorcycles where every driving section is basically 06 mach speed sections, cant stop and hitting something resets and or kills you. Great idea :D

[@nolmihc]

It's like Skyrim with bikes 10/10-IGN

[@jordywoody14]

+GAMINATORDAN like COD with sex

[@angrybidoof847]

TopHat I think it's based on IGN comparing games to skyrim allot of the time. not a mark against skyrims quality

[@pandaboy6522]

Umm.. Skyrim is a really good game.

[@frowlinian8175]

@@angrybidoof847 it's a direct quote from Adam Kovic when he worked at Machinima. It was when he was doing an interview with Dan Hay (producer of Far Cry 3) about Far Cry 3. Then Ubisoft decided to put that on advertisements... IGN actually questioned why they were using that quote

[@angrybidoof847]

@@frowlinian8175 the more you know

[@GetScaredGaming]

This is the blood on the dance floor of video games

[@casualcrisis6349]

nah botd has talent

[@FaposaurusRex69]

@@casualcrisis6349 you are objectively wrong

[@HOTD108_]

What's that?

[@cook4776]

@@HOTD108_ a shitty electronic /crunkcore duo, who made very cringey songs about sex or partying. Also there lead singer has allegedly moslted a ton of underage girls they was basically hated by every band, people saw them for what they was then they never got booked and disappeared pretty much.

[@AutisticHighHeeler]

At least this game never advocated for pedophilia and making the other contract HIV.

[@michaelhrusovsky73]

12:09 'Fly off to the right and explode!'- Angry Joe

[@smithwesson1896]

@@coolrealguy1 Godzilla is approaching the generator!

[@marwanamr97]

12:09 Don't you get it? that's why they called it Ride to hell. if you failed in your driving multiple times, your character will drive to the right and explode and he will continue to RIDE TO HELL in the afterlife. whoever came up with this idea is a genius. XD

[@thomasofastora6588]

+Mr.High Professional Fly off to the right and explooode!

[@marwanamr97]

Thomas Smyth Ffffooollllaaaey uuoofff too dee raaeeigghht uaannnd exeplooouud.

[@Gyrbae]

It's hard to believe that the same guy who voiced Trevor in GTA V (Stephen Ogg) also voiced the lead character in Ride To Hell. Good to have one of the best games of 2013 AND one of the worst games of 2013 (and ever) on your resumee.

[@TheDrOfPwn]

This is not true. The main character Jake Conway was voiced by Joe Assante and he was unaware that the game was ever even commercially released. Look up his name if u don’t believe me!

[@SnickersTS]

Oh man, when that bike exploded @ 12:07 I had just taken a mouth full of coffee. It went everywhere.

[@3liony]

So that's why rainbow is so fast, caffeine.

[@TeamTornadoboy]

3liony I eat you all.

[@SnickersTS]

paahto maisteri That's not nice.

[@mugmanicalmaniac]

Team Tornado Boy ...you better not be thinking of eating me

[@3liony]

paahto maisteri It's a reference.

[@karmascamera5275]

This game is like "Showgirls" I'm sure that it'll have a strong cult following... For all the wrong reasons

[@mr.ravioli2243]

His fists are bigger than my future

[@jonathanwoolridge1089]

You're not funny

[@eiebsrebla]

+Bob Steven well he said he didn't have a very big future so that's quite self-explanatory I guess.

[@ProductionsBAB]

He has those wreck it Ralph hands

[@michaelhrusovsky73]

At 10:35, the way Jake says no, followed up by Nerd's laugh, makes me laugh so hard.

[@EightThreeEight]

19:24 You think that's dumb, Mr Hardcastle? Wait until you see how Jake deals with an electric fence...

[@WeaselLevelDesign]

Was playing Minecraft while watching this and at 10:59 when he said "Nooo", Minecraft cow then made exactly the same sound at the same pitch and all. Wut

[@RobloxianUploader]

Shut your mouth.

[@RobloxianUploader]

***** Actually, I play it.

[@WeaselLevelDesign]

He just trollin

[@TheBedheadman]

DoubleBrick Gaming Productions minecraft is for 11 year olds

[@TheBedheadman]

hina Fiaz Is that supposed to offend me?

[@Liamlucid]

Personally I really like this game... Because it is completely broken has terrible dialogue and countless glitches It's like a parody of a GTA game

[@anarchycastro]

I know what you mean. Games like this bring unintentional laughter, and sometimes that's the funniest kind of humour.

[@dyljaymac]

The only reason I'd buy it Although, speaking of this game and glitches, wasn't it on sale 200% off on Steam?

[@HappyMilesSoftlock]

castro sherwood I don't know what your picture is about but I am scared just by looking at it.

[@anarchycastro]

Happy Miles No worries, just sit back, relax and smoke a cigar.

[@EightThreeEight]

It doesn't even work as a parody, because it's such a pain to get through that you can't get any enjoyment out of how bad it is.

[@AuroDHikoshi]

At least Airport Manager was playable...

[@Shadowtag98]

"you look like a tree person" ~NerdCubed

[@winstongershwin6700]

The worse thing is that this game could have been good. It had potential!

[@tgsachris]

The idea maybe, the "finished" product shows very little potential to be anything more than mediocre at best.

[@novaryx]

I love your picture.

[@tgsachris]

***** Im aware

[@reecyclebin]

Almost every game has potential

[@littlelarvitar667]

Winston Gershwin it... it did?

[@noahfrench7412]

Fun fact! On the Wikipedia page for this game, there is no 'plot' section. There is only a 'premise' section. That means that this is so appallingly bad that no one has completed it and worked out the whole plot, not even for research. Simply incredible.

[@MonokhromatiQ]

That moment when you realized that the lead character (Jake, or whatever bollocks his name was) is voiced by the same guy who voiced Trevor Philips from GTA V

[@MonokhromatiQ]

Yeeeeap.

[@harrywhitehead7442]

@A dead channel. Not really, no. Not sure where this rumour came from, but it's a myth. Trevor Phillips is portrayed by Steven Ogg. Jake Conway's voice actor is one Joe Assante.

[@alexanderayers8139]

Can't wait for the rest of the trilogy

[@hd_harold7587]

GTA 5 came out 3 months after this......One of the best games of all time, with such great driving..... This game could probably run on a fucking PS2.

[@hd_harold7587]

***** hahahahaahaha I didn't know that. Thanks!

[@cacomeat7385]

No, but it could definitely run on the OG Xbox from 2001. The PS2 is so weak that using it as an insult is silly (I still love the ps2, but it was a full year behind the Xbox and the Gamecube

[@James-xb1zm]

HD_Harold GTA 5 one of the best games of all time. Great joke.

[@alfiepaxton9503]

+Sneaky Viper It's one of the highest rated games on Metacritic and GameRankings so yeah.

[@markush1003]

+Lazy Unhazy HOW DARE YOU SAY WATCH DOGS!?!?!?!? Its called WATCH_DOGS!!!!!!!!!!

[@jessaminehaak8253]

"How did you get a score as high as 16 again?" Never has a more salient question been asked.

[@SCWIC]

Not saying this game is good in any way, but at the start he was having memories, come on that bit is obvious.

[@rebeccagamble8837]

Okeksu up

[@Konae]

This is the first time i heard dan say sex

[@pastaranger]

...this information is relevant in what way?

[@OfficalGinat]

Every way

[@ascent7542]

And I just ^_^

[@ascent7542]

Damn phone keypad!

[@FarTrek]

How did gamestop give this a 3/5?

[@jarjarrose3935]

Whaaaaa...?

[@aptspire]

Link?

[@generalmidget2379]

They gave it 1/10

[@Xyele]

Because it's Gamestop

[@arbiteras]

That random gamer but they gave Rambo:the videogame 6\10

[@RC_94]

3:51 i love how the bus starts moving before the wheels start turning 👌🏼totally how vehicles work

[@MrRikersBeard]

10:36 Reminds of KHAAAAAAAAAAAANN! except quieter...

[@skilletdude42]

Thumbs up for your name.

[@MrRikersBeard]

Thanks :)

[@Astr0_racc]

The Sarcasm is strong in this one hahah XD

[@Horror1408]

This game costs real money.

[@Makrelacz]

14:17 I like how the shadow can't decide where exactly it should be.

[@YukiUzumaki78]

I died of laughter at 10:35... xD

[@Fahrenheart]

Still better than the new console FPSes.

[@noble300000]

You've obviously never played this game before.

[@Fahrenheart]

You've obviously not heard of a joke.

[@noble300000]

Renko Usami Wow... I was kidding too...

[@noble300000]

***** Nope

[@canton-hankow6314]

Nah at least in FPS's its optional to Teabag someone. . . . .

[@legoman42100]

i threw up playing this game....No Joke

[@TYKUHN2]

This was the day NerdCubed lost his innocent ignorance. It is still remembered, and it shall remain remembered.

[@seanhicks7179]

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE I MEANT TO CLICK ON A VIDEO ABOVE THIS AND I HAD TO LOOK AT IT AHHHHH

[@adamplanefan]

16:09 onwards... CHILD CORROSION ALERT!!!!

[@regalia8717]

BAD TOUCH!!!

[@hankschrader1772]

The picture of David Cameron made me die laughing.

[@joshvalenti9154]

the guy that voices trevor from gta is the same guy who voices jake from this

[@spectro742]

Ps2 games may have not got shadows or high res but I think they are actually are finished so you can play them

[@ddamra1990]

The title is Ride to hell right?Well that means its going to the hell series

[@Shadowblaz3y]

We should make this game of the year... Just to see their reactions when they realize we did it as a complete joke lol.

[@paulgames5229]

Still makes no sence

[@kaylacasagood]

i'm going to college to become a game developer and i always come back to this video, the hell video, and the air control hell video to regain confidence in myself that i will develop a good game, or at least i won't develop something shittier than those bc that's impossible

[@peachpower2613]

nerd challenges. play the whole game

[@swagscott7865]

Still a better love story than twilight. Couldn't resist, sorry.

[@megaman6944]

everthing`s better then twilight

[@elianwilliams]

hi to you if you came back here because there’s a chapter dedicated to this travesty in Fuck Yeah, Video Games

[@LittleWittleKitty]

He's having a flashback in Dolby digital LOOOL

[@brickdestroyer7]

This started Nerd3 Hell

[@fanaticNecrolatrist]

Do you know what asda (which is basically the UK's version of Walmart) said when this game came out) Go to the game section to get Ride To Hell: Retribution an awesome action game filled with an awesome story and exciting battle scenes!!! huuuuu..........

[@novaryx]

I know. It was just false advertising 101.

[@crescentspector8849]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE HIGHEST BUDGETED MOST THOUGHT ABOUT GAME THAT EVER LIVED........this shit

[@wildroses2009]

I love how he was so flummoxed by the abrupt sex scene the only witty thing he could come up with was: "Um...okay." I lost it when he said: "Well done game" not long after.

[@Nbdestryer]

Did the developers not know about transitions?

[@joeyburgess748]

Still an IGN 10/10

[@jackpfister3459]

cant spell ignorance without ign

[@joeyburgess748]

IGN gave CoD ghost a better review than counter strike....... OH HELL NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[@NBKVamp]

No, this is worse then Big Rigs.....

[@myff]

"That's the kind of scream you'd make when they'd run out of your favourite sandwich at Subway" lol'd

[@KasperMcKay]

This is by no means a good game, but I don't think it's as bad as people make it out to be compared to others that have come out. Just saying it looks like it had potential, and some redeeming concepts. Not worth the money it costs though

[@K1ngOverseer]

6,666 comments?

[@regalia8717]

What a twist.

[@K1ngOverseer]

HiddenTalent77 lol

[@danielgiovanniello4984]

hmmmmmm... the game is called ride to hell... I wonder...

[@K1ngOverseer]

Daniel Giovanniello You've got a point.

[@Grooby__]

12:08 laughing so hard omg :D

[@TheAlbumGuy]

13:14 Goddamnit Dan, you’re not at Madam Hooches flying lesson!!

[@derpyfoxnoobyfox6812]

I have never Played this should I buy it? to torcher myself but cant find it because its so BAD XD

[@breka3482]

Better torrent a bad game then to support it

[@TheChickenMiner88]

Derpyfox NoobyFox Yes

[@firesnake6435]

Arceus Ketchum Better to not have it on you computer at all :P

[@breka3482]

Zack Shin goof point

[@derpyfoxnoobyfox6812]

TheFailFurry XD but im not a die hard brony

[@Hershal721]

I dont know why everyone hates this game is the best 10/10 ign XD

[@hinse2446]

"It's like skyrim, but with bikes" - IGN hahahah

[@kashedgaming]

"Is this the GTA killer? I think yes! 10/10" -IGN

[@Hershal721]

Its a joke. :/

[@TheGameGuru]

The game is so bad, that it was removed from Steam.

[@echaen1707]

Learn, how to use, commas, correctly, please.

[@TheGameGuru]

I, was on, my phone, so it did, it automatically.

[@littlebigsunset9500]

Samuel Hockley What do you mean? He didn't use commas incorrectly.

[@StarmanPlays]

***** No that's not sarcasm. That's mocking.

[@johnkeeler6235]

It was removed from steam. That must mean they made the game good

[@tobymcdaid1061]

I'm in tears after 10:35 and 12:09, his laugh just makes it a million times funnier xD

[@jamesdaimi2633]

this game is almost as bad as big rigs over the road racing.

[@AuroDHikoshi]

Its apparently the 2nd worst behind that one

[@ncc9610]

This is definitely the worst game ever, look at IGN's rating, just 11/10!!!!!!

[@Yohsfan]

Big rigs is the best game ever Well pewdie said that

[@TheFrenkenator]

REVERSE DRIVING EXTREME SPEED POWERY THING & STUFF POWER ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@raincitygraffiti]

"Well, we have no reverse, and you can't really turn left/right more than 45 degrees, so you might as well just reset" - 12:10 tho LOL

[@SkylaneMusic]

Please talk non-stop and comment about every grain of sand you see every second of the game. Oh a bird flew by, you must've missed it because you didn't say anything about it

[@bahbahkapooyah4527]

this game is almost as bad as cod halo and destiny

[@CJL6_XBL]

How dare you mention halo with such negativity! Quim...

[@bahbahkapooyah4527]

Chris Leek well it's shit that's my iopinion i don't care about yours

[@rosenrot6871]

Bah Bah Kapooyah "this game is almost as bad as cod halo and destiny". Whilst I do care to respect one other's opinion, what games do you think are not "shit"?

[@bahbahkapooyah4527]

Taylor Harvey borderlands,bioshock,team fortress 2,mario 3D world and especially pokemon

[@CJL6_XBL]

Although pokemon is IMO best game ever made

[@conormccloskey]

this is my favorite Nerd3 ever! you must do Nerdcubed completes

[@starghezer3602]

funny thing that happened to me in this game I was in one of the later levels, there was a guy behind some glass, I shot the glass and it broke. I kept shooting him, point blanc, and nothing happened. Just so happened to be that while the glass had visually broke the physics of the glass still intact, there were bullet holes floating in mid air

[@ToastyMozart]

Yes, but they don't usually put it in the middle of an image of a square key. They either use the arrow alone or placed on a rectangular key.

[@OmnomTheDevourer]

"Well, I was hesitant to place it even on a worst games list, 'cos it's not a game, it's congealed failure. I speak no hyperbole when I say that releasing every box with no disc inside would have been less of a mistake." - Yahtzee

[@ArtificialDjDAGX]

that moment when nerdcubed doesnt know what the fucking shift key looks like.

[@Sl1f3rDrag0n]

I like how innocently Dan think this might be a fun game, then proceeded to be one of most hellish games in Nerdcubed's Hell

[@GOODGUYNOODLE]

The intro is him driving down the road thinking about what hes recently done in his life...

[@XJadeXGazettE]

Because he superglued the trousers to his legs...

[@firecannon20]

10:40 there was a subway commercial playing next to me when you said that

[@w.d.gaster5070]

"This might be fun!" -NerdCubed heh

[@MatiProbably]

The voice actor for "Santa" is Urdnot Wrex from Mass Effect. I'm sure of it. :)

[@EightThreeEight]

13:21 Using key indicators when it would be much easier to use words instead... WE GOT A GREAT PC PORT HERE, GUYS!

[@ellogovna6223]

dan started out so optimistic: o bless his little heart

[@mosullivan15]

This was origonally called desert bike.

[@CuteLiIKitty]

One hand driving a motorcycle at a low speed. Aint no way. Jumping what looks like a Harley and landing perfect, there is no way. It did get turning relatively right, you really don't turn the wheel, you lean to turn(on most occasion). I had to point atleast a few good things about it. Its a pile of poop, yes, but.....never mind, its hopeless.

[@Sarah-li5ub]

I feel like a bad person for laughing at Mikey's death.......but then again I laughed so hard I cryed so idk

[@TheCleartiger1]

let us all take are hats off for another youtuber who had to sit through 21 hours of this game amen angryjoeshow amen

[@cristinamaiapm]

So if you collide into a car nothing happens, but if you run into a fence you explode?? Great logic.

[@VanguardFencer]

"MY GOD YOUR JAW IS BIGGER THAN THE REST OF YOUR FACE!" There's even NO lip syncing. Just the jaw flapping up & down.

[@CheerfulSmilingEd]

you can travel at an unlimited speed in reverse in big rigs that makes it amazing

[@turgturg4479]

They have to re teach you the controls every time you do a bike section because people kept repressing the memories of the last bike section.

[@TotallyToonsTV]

Loving the David Cameron pun 16:17. As a fellow brit I can empathise

[@t.weston331]

When the bike exploded i giggled-when he laughed I DIED

[@4oggie]

I cant wait untill christmas to get this game. My mum says i can have it if i do well in school for the rest of the year. It looks really good

[@Mr92094]

Anyone notice that Nappa is leading the other biker gang?

[@loopysausage]

16:08, xD The childhood corrosion alert with David Cameron in the back. Aww man. lol