Why does with game not have a "Hall Of Meat" mode?
@RegularCody8 жыл бұрын
Every Game Needs A Hall Of Meat Mode.
@aceman00000998 жыл бұрын
Especially Euro truck simulator #toosoon
@Spliffcheeseburger8 жыл бұрын
davis smith it's because "hall of meat" is from thrashers magazine and therefore exclusive to skateboarding
@JoeWuhPuh8 жыл бұрын
There kinda is
@kesslercook61718 жыл бұрын
davis smith it's called bone crusher and it's one of the disciplines
@rasherdk3 жыл бұрын
Boasting about being able to eat cheese at 7:10 really came back to haunt Dan. Don't mess with ghosts.
@BlackSun63938 жыл бұрын
Skiing and snowboarding is what Just Cause 4 needs.
@simonamorim14058 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Stuut rocket skateboards.
@BlackSun63938 жыл бұрын
Rocket everything.
@JeromeSkorzec8 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Stuut JC4 Needs the flying Surfboard from Silver Surfer :D
@pahman30708 жыл бұрын
Jerome Skorzec with a nuke launcher on every side of course
@JeromeSkorzec8 жыл бұрын
Pahman And MG's
@lindgrenmarcus8 жыл бұрын
10:41 A game where the power lines actually exist? What kind of sorcery is this...
@YoloMonstaaa3 жыл бұрын
Those were cables for the ski lift
@danielpaterson26948 жыл бұрын
Online-only DRM? That's just steep. Oh wait.
@MO_OKAYU_GU8 жыл бұрын
fuuuuuucccccckkkkkkk yooooooouuuuu
@happi-entity8 жыл бұрын
l have _snow_ issue with people pirating this one
@happi-entity8 жыл бұрын
i'd pirate it myself but it looks like it'll really _fall_ in the gameplay area, it looks like it'll quickly get _board_ ing.
@gmann2158 жыл бұрын
I should send you to boarding school for that one.
@xxdart246xx38 жыл бұрын
Daniel Paterson I played the beta every possible moment. There's a lot more lines to do and that was just the starter region
@eurodraco8 жыл бұрын
Remember when single player games were single player? But honestly, this game looks pretty smooth and if you're into snowboarding or gliding games, it seems right up your alley. If it wasn't for the bullshit of requiring a constant internet connection, it might actually be worth a shot.
@coen83238 жыл бұрын
eurodraco and if it wasn't 60 fucking euros
@eurodraco8 жыл бұрын
60?! Okay fuck that. At best, I could see myself buying this for 30. 40 if I somehow got a different mountain or skins or something to make me think it was all worthwhile spending top dollar on Skate: Snowboard Edition.
@TheHunterofCreepers8 жыл бұрын
eurodraco I mean it's not a singleplayer game
@Zim35358 жыл бұрын
eurodraco It's actually a pretty large map, with a half dozen or so peaks of the French/Italian/Swiss alps. Very beautiful game, fun gameplay, in a mindless, zone out kind of way. Also, a lot of customization for your own look. It's open world so you make your own goals. It's a AAA game produced by Ubisoft Anncey, a studio based in France at the foot of the alps. I think the developers really put their love of the mountains into the game, and you can kind of feel it. I'd pick it up on a sale if the AAA price tag is high. Take it all with a grain of salt, but I am quite enjoying the game.
@TheMrVengeance8 жыл бұрын
+ModernHylian - The game developer disagrees with you. As it's listed on steam as *Singleplayer* and makes a big point about saying how you can 'play solo' .
@crittermoded8 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this game had the Sniper Elite III injury engine.
@DannyMakesVideosIGuess8 жыл бұрын
Or the Skate 3 one... Or BOTH.
@AnonyMo0ose8 жыл бұрын
Mega Gaming Sniper Elite + Skate 3= Skate 3 Hall of Meat mode
@aceman00000998 жыл бұрын
UFC face deformation
@BROODxBELEG8 жыл бұрын
don't worry Bryan, were all psychotic.. and we all want to see heads explode when someone falls of a skateboard/snowboard/ski/bike/etc
@AnonEyeMouse8 жыл бұрын
No one would want to live at the bottom of that mountain... just a rain of red snow, gristle and bone chips slowly falling on the roof.
@tiltedtesseract82107 жыл бұрын
"Can I wingsuit in any direction?" **spontaneous snow-angel making**
@arturaraujo738 жыл бұрын
My expectations for this game sure went steeply downhil
@bernardo41578 жыл бұрын
That was PUNtastic
@nitronrob8 жыл бұрын
It looks really fun to me. I love to snowboarding and this seems pretty realistic.
@arturaraujo738 жыл бұрын
Gets boring really quickly, I played it for 2, maybe 3 hours and never touched it again.
@voodooflux21528 жыл бұрын
I think you can show yourself out
@AlexanderAndreassen1238 жыл бұрын
The game is really fun if you like games like Skate, but the online DRM is bullshit.
@fawncashew8 жыл бұрын
5:08 - I don't care about anything else, not the drm, nothing else, but this moment makes it 2017 game of the year immediately (even if it was released in 2016)
@unoriginalname44266 жыл бұрын
The "No copyright music" is a brilliant decision. Why isn't that covered more? Also Dan, don't lie, you enjoyed this a bit at least.
@funni_noises4 жыл бұрын
Unoriginal Name he only enjoyed the fact he can injure himself by diving into the ground and stuff XD
@MFAN11002 ай бұрын
@@funni_noises He definitely enjoyed it somewhat as a sandboxy type thing, but the always online thing would absolutely lower the enjoyment for basically any game, especially for Dan.
@SightCentralVideos6 жыл бұрын
2:57 Actually, that's not fatal. 122Gs is absolutely survivable, and from the extended area of impact, it would be highly likely that the wingsuiter would've survived.
@AidanTheTurtle248 жыл бұрын
4:59 Pretty much everyone's reaction to finding that out lol
@bartholomewdan3 жыл бұрын
7:50 right before he said it my mind went "gentle jog". Either Dan is watching me through a secret camera and can time travel or my subconscious memory is way better than I think it is (seeing as I've watched this before, but the last time I did was ages ago).
@marshroverv56327 жыл бұрын
"Ow, I think I just broke my uterus."
@stuchris8 жыл бұрын
DAN JC3 MULTIPLAYER IS IN OPEN BETA!!!
@MegaScytheman7 жыл бұрын
stuChris aaaaaand it's cancelled
@starkiller62386 жыл бұрын
AND OMG ITS FUCKING CANCELED!!!
@tywinlannister11258 жыл бұрын
To be fair the sprint is quite reasonable considering how deep the snow is
@josephaughton43475 жыл бұрын
🎶King of the ice King of the snow King of ya ma But ya dad don't know🎶 Nerd3 at his best
@LazerLord108 жыл бұрын
Thant's not a coyote, that's a chickadee, lol.
@danielroach26338 жыл бұрын
King of the ice King of the snow, King of your mum But your dad don't know. I'm dead
@domenkay45148 жыл бұрын
anyone else had the EXACT same reaction when they saw the wingsuit faceplant? XD
@NPW007 Жыл бұрын
Skiing is so bad that it took the almost (I think) life of Michael Schumacher, the true F1 GOAT
@OK-fi4yq8 жыл бұрын
I swear Ubisoft only delivers expectations when fans demand it. For example, Watch Dogs 2.
@shogun55998 жыл бұрын
They only delivered on that because if they fucked up again they'd have been executed in the streets
@xavierh.51028 жыл бұрын
why the fuck would they put effort in a snowboarding game? in fact why would they even make a snowboarding game? the audience is tiny compared to other things they could do.
@OK-fi4yq8 жыл бұрын
+Shogun_ Speaks (Lord Castell) what I meant by fans demanding it
@tescolemonbleach23677 жыл бұрын
The only good Ubisoft game at the moment apart from watchdogs 2 is Rainbow six siege
@JBG-AjaxzeMedia4 жыл бұрын
"King of the ice, King of the snow, King of your mum but your dad don't know!" is my new ringtone. coincidentally it's fathers day today(21/06/20), Happy Fathers Day and god bless people that don't have one to spend today with.
@joelongsurname8 жыл бұрын
look at dan being all slick posting a snow boarding game on the one day it snows in the UK - gg
Ubisoft with the option to turn off copyrighted music... thats a new one...
@jasonb20347 жыл бұрын
"Slapped a squirrels arse there" Dan
@travisoliver22888 жыл бұрын
Was planning on buying Steep, but the DRM breaks it for me.
@IllegalMemeDealer8 жыл бұрын
Travis Oliver So you don't have Internet? Okay then.
@travisoliver22888 жыл бұрын
No, but I travel. Internet is not always readily available for me to play games with.
@RobertT19998 жыл бұрын
Illegal Meme Dealer If you think DRM is acceptable, you should honestly raise your standards.
@RubyRose1234328 жыл бұрын
Hello Procrastinators!
@seagullmix61848 жыл бұрын
Cortana your old school
@Alan-ds1uc8 жыл бұрын
I wish
@saulvillalobos22038 жыл бұрын
Cortana Remember the good old days
@RubyRose1234328 жыл бұрын
The good old days of Dan's computer that sounded like a jet engine.
@Alan-ds1uc8 жыл бұрын
When montages were at their best
@woodywilliams74178 жыл бұрын
18:21 So kids, that's why you don't play hundred hours of Fallout.
@crittermoded8 жыл бұрын
The part where he wingsuit-bellyflopped onto the snow absolutely killed me.
@brainstorm6237 жыл бұрын
"Can I wingsuit in any direction?" Yes. Including down.
@cringelord95687 жыл бұрын
*chickadee sings* *character says "woohoo"* Dan: don't talk to the coyotes ??????????
@gettingfactsoutthere7 жыл бұрын
As a snowboarder myself the hardest thing to do is stand up when strapped in
@XbenjamificationX8 жыл бұрын
"king of the ice, king of the snow. king of your mum but your dad don't know."
@unoriginalname44265 жыл бұрын
That intro makes you sound like you’ve never heard of EA.
@unoriginalcontent41988 жыл бұрын
nerd cubed is the only KZbin who makes me laugh genuinely
@DevilOnAcid8 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who likes this game?
@minton36478 жыл бұрын
GaMeSSiahRedemptioN nah I love it
@KaptKilo8 жыл бұрын
GaMeSSiahRedemptioN Not at all. I've been playing a fuckton of it
@IWantPeaceAndLove18 жыл бұрын
GaMeSSiahRedemptioN infinite air is ao much better if u want realism
@lalai11138 жыл бұрын
GaMeSSiahRedemptioN I like it
@shogun55998 жыл бұрын
Have fun with your rented game
@SidneyJupiter8 жыл бұрын
14:56 it's called paragliding btw.
@toorandomenvi8 жыл бұрын
ah always online... good i was about to buy it thx for letting me know
@Shazam123_7 жыл бұрын
AgentTasmania it's really boring
@averageguy39028 жыл бұрын
"Mothers Day, Birthday, Tuesday!" bringin back a classic dan line
@JelliThePilot8 жыл бұрын
Actually, fuck what other people say. I love this game. I have yet to play SSX, but from what I've seen, I'd still love Steep.
@Shazam123_7 жыл бұрын
TheFatKidOutRanMe why do you like it so much I know you're entitled to your own opinion but I'm just wondering I personally think it's boring
@unclevernon83578 жыл бұрын
Is that "to build a home" every time you die? I love that song
@THB1928 жыл бұрын
EA, just give us SSX4 for fuck's sake. And don't make it crap like the last one.
@michaelkurimsky63368 жыл бұрын
Josh Barrett EA didn't make steep, Ubisoft did
@THB1928 жыл бұрын
DurriKurri Gaming I know. It doesn't make me want SSX4 any less, though.
@michaelkurimsky63368 жыл бұрын
Josh Barrett Oh I guess I read wrong sorry
@CodedGames8 жыл бұрын
Well SSX On Tour is technically the 4th SSX game. SSX 2012 was the 6th not including the mobile games. Ehh I thought SSX 2012 was a ton of fun, probably my most played game on 360, you just had to use the new controls, classic controls were way worst with the new physics.
@BraedonLytle7 жыл бұрын
SSX 2012 was really good watchu talking bout
@AstroPsych_8 жыл бұрын
"Can ghosts eat cheese?" Dan asking the _real_ questions.
@peytonfaz8 жыл бұрын
YAY STEEP I WANTED TO SEE U DO THIS!
@vololibero83308 жыл бұрын
15:10 it's called a paraglider Dan! Usually very safe and fun to fly especially on a Summer's eve soaring along a ridge.
@tristanholmes13608 жыл бұрын
I have shitty wifi and have. Been playing steep all week
@varnine8898 жыл бұрын
Please stop giving your Internet provider money.
@tristanholmes13608 жыл бұрын
its not a bad provider i just live on a tiny scottish island
@Biczeschlappe8 жыл бұрын
Crashes into roof at 200 mph, dies instantly. "Point of interest unlocked"
@nickjonker5038 жыл бұрын
Didn't know Just Cause 3 got a new DLC
@jameslennonftw8 жыл бұрын
5:00 Well. I'm adding that to my list of favourite NerdCubed moments. Jesus Christ on a bicycle, I am crying with laughter.
@RobertWarrenGilmore8 жыл бұрын
Dude, try sprinting in knee-deep snow. You will dream-jog. :P
@whatifkarlmarxbutbad36607 жыл бұрын
"I didn't even see that fucking tree. I was too busy dodging a lamp post." Please please please let that be my epitaph!
@juneBug4128 жыл бұрын
pros: wacky physics. cons: fucking drm BULLSHIT.
@TheZizikia8 жыл бұрын
I CANT STOP REWATCHING THE FACEPLANTS I CANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING TOO HARD
@aljowen8 жыл бұрын
I played the open beta of this game and really enjoyed it.
@lukewal996 жыл бұрын
4:59 I WAS DRINKING WHEN I WATCHED THAT.
@dylanwakley25538 жыл бұрын
Dan needs to play farming simulator 17
@stinkysqueak98507 жыл бұрын
"Only from wingsuiting can we go down to something less dangerous being skiing." Ever heard of Banzai skydiving? I'm pretty sure that's above wingsuiting.
@MaciucGaming8 жыл бұрын
Skate Cause -3!
@Taiyomare8 жыл бұрын
Skate Cause 3: The Skate Causening!
@studefishernikal8 жыл бұрын
-3°?
@GentlemanJackabee8 жыл бұрын
4:58 - 5:20 The funniest 20 seconds of KZbin.. (apart from maybe the glider wing fail)
@AarhgYouTube8 жыл бұрын
Come on, EA, please make Skate 4 soon.
@awkwardsauceart8 жыл бұрын
British, not afraid to swear to his heart's content, and still fucking hilarious. Well done man, proud to be born in the same country/speck of dust in the expanse of the universe as you.
@thedoctorgeneric50078 жыл бұрын
Nerd Cubed is at his finest when he isn't forcing unfunny comedy at his throat - that's why his complete series' are so good in comparison to his Plays videos. I prefer Dan's personality over his forced comedy.
@namavoid32668 жыл бұрын
theDoctorGeneric i prefer what he thinks is comedy VS what he uses as comedy in his videos. Completes is great recently, wd2 is great, pc was bad, mgs2 was okay, s06 was bad, fallout was great. Overall, ok.
@lemonminus15898 жыл бұрын
i love planet coaster.
@aerohydra38498 жыл бұрын
Planet Coaster was less of a comedy Completes and more of a serious, yet enjoyable in a different way, completes. Watch Dogs 2 is a great example of a more casual comedic Completes series.
@namavoid32668 жыл бұрын
AeroHydra yeah, fallouts later episodes were the best tho.
@SmellyUndiesLUL8 жыл бұрын
Exactly, like c'mon he starts the video with a dick joke. Guess he really has to grease up his 12 year old demographic in his Plays video's now...
@aerrow98218 жыл бұрын
I love this game. It's a nice way to relax on my own and just play around in the snow on a break from playing RPGs and FPS games with my friends. I get your points though, Dan.
@Kyle-yn5hy8 жыл бұрын
Luckily I have a good internet connection. And I'm thoroughly enjoying this game.
@ToastedAlmond985 жыл бұрын
4:57 Dan tries out his ingenious snow-measuring tactic...
@patsbiggesfanstandjenrulep50437 жыл бұрын
Mommy how did did die mom:he's an idiot 😂I laughed so hard I pissed myself 😂that was funny
@ianmitchell59797 жыл бұрын
I will admit, as someone with experience of years in skiing, the physics and animations in this game are VERY impressive!
@shadowfragment8 жыл бұрын
Always online? Not buying this anymore. Thanks for the warning.
@lamarlockhart-smith81916 жыл бұрын
Tom Cadogan they have an offline mode now
@BigHenFor7 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest nerdcube video I watched so far
@tpreddy87748 жыл бұрын
This looks really fun but I have shitty Internet :(
@nobodyknows50078 жыл бұрын
Wing suiting into the ground, definitely best of nercubed material
@Grzyb0326 жыл бұрын
Hi Imgur
@Happywheelz1328 жыл бұрын
THESE are the types of videos that subbed me to this channel! I LOVE THEM
@theinsomniac-93598 жыл бұрын
DAN!!! PLAY HAPPY ROOM!!! YOU'LL LOVE IT!!!!!!
@theinsomniac-93598 жыл бұрын
Also,love your watch dogs 2 let's play
@studefishernikal8 жыл бұрын
its a clone of a free flash game.
@hannaraine20058 жыл бұрын
Which one, Happy Room, or Watch Dogs 2? Cause if it was Watch Dogs 2, DAMN, I want that flash game!
@goldenjet968 жыл бұрын
its taken me this long.. but I think I'm actually starting to like the outro now. I FEEL LIKE A TRAITOR
@adamchmielewski61627 жыл бұрын
Mommy how did daddy die? HE WAS AN IDIOT!!!
@RhombusJohnathan8 жыл бұрын
This should be in the best of nerd playlist
@waymundbean8 жыл бұрын
The case of the game says the game needs constant internet connection
@leavy8 жыл бұрын
Ray Dehn what's a case?
@tylermustardloooser3867 жыл бұрын
he bought the game digitally through Steam
@orleansangel92304 жыл бұрын
Can ghosts eat cheese? Well in the year 2020 during the advent calendar, the ghost of Dan eats cheese. So to answer the question, yes. Ghosts can eat cheese.
@v1shiba8 жыл бұрын
HALLO PROCRASTONATORS!!!
@martinhamre56898 жыл бұрын
Or as Emma would say it: Hello Promasturbators!!
@randombrothers54368 жыл бұрын
I've been watching nerdcubed since 5000 subs he keeps getting better and better!!
@NamePend8 жыл бұрын
seriously where's skate can ubisoft just make one? how hard can it be?
@scootland19968 жыл бұрын
Dominic.turner I'm pretty sure Ubisoft hasn't made a skate game
@drewvonawesome88518 жыл бұрын
They did make Shaun White Skateboarding.... though that was like Skate and Tony Hawk had a weird ugly deform baby that makes you sad through sheer proximity to it.
@NamePend8 жыл бұрын
They can still make a skate game doesn't seem like ea is going to make one anytime soon even though it would boost their sales quite substantially
@THEonlyAEON8 жыл бұрын
yeah, I miss the skate games
@drewvonawesome88518 жыл бұрын
Another issue is Black Box, who made the Skate games, got closed by EA. I'm sure the engine is still available somewhere, but that probably isn't helping.
@teddy89567 жыл бұрын
Watch a nerdcubed review before buying any games. The only honest reviewer who's also comedic and relatable
@panagiotissachinis438 жыл бұрын
90 likes and the video hasn't even hit 2 minutes... :D
@PatheIan8 жыл бұрын
Panagiotis Sachinis What did you expect for a channel with 2.5m subs?
@panagiotissachinis438 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha yeah you're right!
@Gamingbroofbrogaming8 жыл бұрын
5:03 Dat awkward moment when you run out of nutella Mmmm...Delicious Nutella.
@zausberg5758 жыл бұрын
This game is a game
@LeeJ25128 жыл бұрын
I love how Dan uses the same swear words I use when I screw up. "Fuck a duck", "Shit the bed" etc.
@LightningBlaze1008 жыл бұрын
A game that is tagged as "Single Player" but can't be played offline is a pretty shitty game if you ask me. It's also false advertisement!
@owengeorge37187 жыл бұрын
I love it because it says "dodgy internet connection" then the video buffers
@JoeWuhPuh8 жыл бұрын
Seeing how little Dan knows about this game makes me cringe a little...I think I have played this too much
@pontusasterback-sevelin4457 жыл бұрын
"I am the king of wingsuiting!" That came back to bite ya, didn't it?
@Jessimo2238 жыл бұрын
I want to see Dan play the game "SNOW", which is a F2P Snowboarding/skiing game on steam that *IN MY OPINION* is way better than Steep.
@lokei34778 жыл бұрын
The controls are aids
@cats-hv2lm7 жыл бұрын
watching this is easily one of the best sources of slapstick lmao