Nerd³ in... I Expect You To Die

[@ValentineC137]

Nerd3 the type of guy to glue a granade together, but not glue the cracks in the window

[@BacadoTheSkoggy]

I was not prepared for all the rapid visual gags in the opening

[@exidon2799]

yes

[@Kurk4soul]

yes

[@BacadoTheSkoggy]

Yes

[@JSPRshots]

Yes

[@scoobythebest57]

Listen up this is not the opening credits he created this is not made by the game devs

[@jaredf9542]

when the spy you hired burns all the books he has in his office, constantly dies but keeps coming back, and gets excited from just managing to balance his lighter on the ceiling fan, get a refund.

[@stickwick]

That's just Johnny English

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

That whole sequence at 15:44 after beating the anti-virus mission was great. The hands being under the table, one of them fucking off through the wall, Dan bumping his face on the desk. It was better than gold!

[@logannilson902]

Did he..... Did he solve the chemical puzzle without using the drawing?

[@pph8440]

Ikr

[@unoriginalname4426]

This video is very good at showing both how smart Dan is and how stupid Dan is.

[@RealCCre]

Yeah, I don’t know how to

[@MoonyWych]

he would

[@dragonmac1234]

I want to see the next Bond film with an intro like this, it was awesome. I'm liking the one video a week thing, it gives me something to look forward to at the weekend :)

[@domini384]

You'd like the movie Spy Hard

[@VenseyNess]

That intro was one of my favorite things you've ever done. You... You've got to peak at some point, right Dan? You can't just keep getting better forever? Right?

[@adrienzombie10]

Thought i was watching a movie for a second.

[@iliveinapuddle986]

I literally thought the exact same thing!!! It's the opening, isn't it

[@rapturedefiance]

Thinking tissues can kill a super virus, Nerd3 was ahead of his time.

[@tenacityxl]

"I don't have hands, they're under the desk!" *one flies into oblivion never to return* "Byyyyee!! Where's the other-" *bangs face on desk as dan realizes he's at his actual desk.* "...ow"

[@josephpaul5435]

I still think this is the best intro to a KZbin video ever

[@nicholasmelo335]

Joseph Paul this is the games original intro music which makes me impressed cuz it sounds like a James Bond movie. And the instrumental is phenomenal for a game. A GAME.

[@Artermysss]

Five years later, and I think this is still one of my favourite videos ever created.

[@Magmafrost13]

Every now and then I come back and rewatch the intro to this video because its just so fucking good

[@the_kraken6549]

I love that you replaced the actual intro with a different one, it was so good i was confused why it was different from the one i’d seen until the starship enterprise appeared.

[@MrAdzie91]

Thanks for the heavy breathing. My parents thought I was watching porn! LOL

[@foggy4687]

TheRandyPanda lol unlucky...

[@goat3799]

Wear headphones haha

[@NeibasThe5th]

It probably didn't help he says "what's this a sex toy"

[@spudthespudgungamer7112]

“I’ve kept the pin for myself. - Doctor Zor.” *Opens access panel* *Sees grenade* *Closes access panel*

[@solarxfury2813]

2 years later and I can confirm that the name of the super virus in Misson 2 was called "Coronavirus" thanks Dan for failing that mission, 1 job...

[@ligeneral3164]

are past was learning as we not learn

[@computethis1533]

that start cut scene you put together was absolutely glorious

[@EightThreeEight]

"Sometimes, being me is f*cking irritating." You and me both, Daniel. You and me both.

[@yaboi9470]

I love how he managed to hit his head on a virtual table

[@imitationcrabmeat9901]

I especially enjoyed the part where Dan effectively brute forced his way through the neurotoxin, instead of doing the cool spy thing where they spray stuff to see the lasers.

[@MisterNohbdy]

A puzzle game at which Dan is quite good. Something is wrong with the world.

[@GreenMask-XRGM-27]

7:21 His reaction is spot on. He is just overthinking it. He just needs to roll down the window with the switch to grab screwdriver and not shoot at it and die to gas.

[@owenjames8575]

You don't say

[@yayes]

*Fire in escape pod* What I would do - FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! SAVE ME!! What Dan did - Oh shit turn the oxygen off turn the oxygen off! Dan is a genius and that’s why we love him.

[@starrynights467]

lel

[@huynhthi3534]

That is a genius solution and he does things in this game that I didn't even know the developers thought of!

[@AshTheKitsune9357]

My man had a panic attack during the self destruct in that capsule

[@navywolf1753]

That intro was two minutes of pure beauty

[@shadowacadamy]

You're damn right it is

[@burgerkingfootlettuce9430]

That’s probably the best intro for any video ever created

[@Joe1038h]

Did I just watch Dan basically have an asthma attack for a solid minute?

[@pops_approved]

I only return to this to watch the intro.... then I watch the rest of the video

[@JamesBond2point0]

"wheres the other one?" *THUMP* "ow."

[@Binxx.]

Anyone else notice at 10:38 , the name on the drawing is Renny. The solution to the puzzle is Re Nn Y. It’s even underlined separately.

[@bleu5596]

That's the point

[@dhasfhadngsdgsdgrwg]

and its incredible how he figured it out himself

[@SquishyMissyMinecraft-SMM]

Of course Operation Squeaky Clean, he works out which chemicals he needs from the other, dangerous reactions, whereas actually the note from the daughter says ReNnY

[@seantaggart7382]

this is why we like him

[@M.I.D.]

I love how most youtubers think they have to do live bs to elevate their videos, but Dan blows them all away with awesome editing and clever commentary. BRAVO!!!

[@ironteacup]

0:00 - 1:52 A Schell Games Game A NerdCubed Productions Production Catering By Findus Best Captain Picard Daniel Hardcastle as Agent +4407 Theresa May as Lady Sexit Daniel Craig as Not in this Brian Blessed as Voice in your ear Bruce Wayne as Saviour Jim Henson as Hand KZbin as Master Thimble as Best Piece Non Existent as Wealth LEGO as Armies Firefly as Cancelled Introduction Song by People far more talented than me Acid Supplier - Dodgy Ken by the bus stop Drill Supplier - Derek's discount drills Hopes killed by Adulthood Laser Inventor - Harold Maiman Saw-Blade Inventor - An 18th century person Shark Inventor - God This guy Probably called Justin and Sir Killalot as The Pope I enjoyed this FAR too much

[@karstenroelofs9216]

Iron Teacup I totally spent way to long pausing the intro all the time to read it. Kudos to you mate

[@Cmoze]

I come back to this video every now and then just for the intro

[@joshrh7088]

why are nerdcubed videos so much higher quality now?

[@mintygeorge16]

Josh Rh I guess because he isn't worried about when he uploads it's more about quality and doing what he wants to make

[@blinx738]

Josh Rh he’s taking much more time to edit and upload quality over quantity

[@itsCh4rl1e]

He gets a full week to work on each one and he's enjoying making them again, it really shows :)

[@Wegster64]

Josh Rh cause he uploads a lot less, but I’m happy cause he’s GREAT !

[@JuliaC-sp5qk]

because he spends more time on them

[@WolfOfLegend]

That intro was amazing. 11/10

[@EatsUsedTP]

I was randomly zoned out thinking about the coolest moment in my video game career because you dropped the lighter on the ceiling fan, and I went back to the time I kicked a baddy of a cliff just to grapple to them and follow them to the ground, it times perfectly to me hitting them and them landing on the ground, and then I hear you say "is this medici" and I got really shook

[@coreypatton6290]

Joe with the flow That was a one in a million chance, and for that you have everyone's respect.

[@ruinfox4108]

im sorry did dan just make the anti virus without actually looking at the kids drawing for the answer? hes a genius !

[@Peztllence]

only a nerd could solve that without the drawing

[@slommy_sandwich]

"where's the other one" *slams head into desk* i couldnt stop laughing

[@InsaneAspect]

NOTTHATFUNOKAY same 😂😂😂

[@beetleknight4661]

I'm sorry if this sounds mean Dan but I absolutely die laughing every time I watch this because of your head hitting the desk

[@allangarry9068]

beetle knight time stamp?

[@beetleknight4661]

15:50

[@allangarry9068]

beetle knight thank you, good sir.

[@monkeydoespride]

That's not mean, it's just hilarious

[@brandonl576]

We're only a few weeks in, but this is hands down the best content Dan has ever been putting out.

[@ElijahTheWrestler]

6 years ago I’m getting old fast

[@ruinfox4108]

i miss when dan did videos like these, after those heart attacks hes been a lot more laid back streaming more casual games

[@SonicCam04]

References and jokes in the intro: Jeff the shark from Dan’s RCT series; the rolling horse horse in a farming game that caused Dan to lose his shit and its name of findus is a reference to a meat company who was secretly selling horse meat instead of legal ones; Dan being agent +4407 is a portmanteau of the British area code +44 and James bonds agent number 007; there is typically a love interest in James Bond films and with Dan liking political humour made Theresa May that character also making fun of the stupid brexit campaign; Daniel Craig is the current James Bond actor and therefore is way too expensive to be in a KZbin video; Brian blessed is a well known British voice artist; Batman is typically known as Gotham’s saviour; Jim Henson is the creator and puppeteer for the muppets, he would typically use a hand to make all major facial expressions in his main puppet Kermit; KZbin if imagined as an actual job/employer is incredibly hard and borders on slavery but they are the master of whether you get paid or not; in monopoly where you can use pieces to play on the board, there is a thimble which nearly everyone wishes to use as their piece; since being a KZbinr, Dan does not make much money, hence the wealth being “non existent”; Dan likes Lego and so to him it is his army; nerds always dreamed of firefly returning but it was abruptly cancelled; the song in the video is actually the intro to the game that he is playing, Dan is humble and knows the game creators did better visuals to the song than he did; Acid can also refer to a drug which odd people supply; a common jokes made by adults is that the transition from childhood to adulthood killed their hopes and dreams; Theodore Harold Maiman is the person typically associated with the creation of the laser; Saw blades where developed during the industrial revolution which took place in the 18th century; A god is attributed to making all animals on earth including sharks; Dan is a fan of robot wars, the main robot of this show is sir killalot whom is incredibly important in the show, he states ironically that he’s basically the robo pope. You're Welcome

[@invalidcharacter3768]

WHAT ARE YOU, A REFERENCE COMPUTER.

[@wolfmatic399]

SonicCam04 genuinely helpful. I'm glad you dedicated some time to helping people get all of the jokes. Thank you, good sir.

[@icallshotgun4895]

You're*

[@coreypatton6290]

SonicCam04 Have you ever thought of starting one of those Easter egg reference channels like what DYKG does?

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Lyrics for those who want 'em: (For this video's intro, the entire last chorus is skipped, save for the final "I expect you to die") [Verse 1] You got away again You must think you're so clever I promise you agent Can't escape me forever We're playing a game You take from me, I take from you But every game ends And when this one is through [Chorus] I expect you to die (The best of the best, you'll die like the rest) I expect you to die I expect you to die When you finally see the worst side of me We'll finally be eye to eye I expect you to die [Verse 2] That voice in your ear They've no chance to save you A mere puppeteer They only enslave you You're a piece on a board I bet with my wealth my armies and dreams Your every success unveils still greater schemes A lake full of acid, a drill from the sky If you try to fight me, we'll watch your hopes die Lasers and saw blades with sharks on standby You're right where I want you And this is goodbye [Chorus] I expect you to die (The best of the best, you'll die like the rest) I expect you to die I expect you to die When you finally see the worst side of me We'll finally be eye to eye I expect you to die (x5)

[@SirCabooseCCCP]

Thanks?

[@WackoMcGoose]

"You know, I can't help but notice you like to burn things a lot. To be honest, its an unsettling quality..." What is it with men named Daniel, this game, and burninating all the things? (tbf this came out long before RT played IEYTD)

[@BadJellyman100]

That is how you make a two minute intro work.

[@McHeisenburger]

I come back to this video often, especially for that goddamn gorgeous intro.

[@vocalsforever]

Wow this is posted a couple months ago and people are still just watching this. I can't say anything I just came to listen to this intro again

[@thattrainguy]

vocalsforever same

[@Treforce]

Somehow, it didnt show up in my feeds till now.

[@Ra1nperson]

The cameos in the start flood me with nostalgia from you’re old videos

[@shnoozezzz9752]

I like how he shows KZbin as the singer says “they will enslave you” brilliant storytelling.

[@inigmianstudios2771]

Are we going to Medici? Rico: *laughs in stereotypical Mexican* not this time!

[@DarkKnightwing75]

Inigmian Studios I could guess what he'd say about jumping the car off the plane: "Perfect parking space."

[@inigmianstudios2771]

Dark Knightwing *shoots and kills taxi driver* I realy should stop doing that

[@chrisdixon892]

I like how Matn plays games properly but with humour while Dan.....this is a good example of his playstyle.

[@HyperDust11]

this fucking madman did the submarine level without turning the water leak off

[@Jan_Iedema]

HyperDust hahaha

[@LoganMarshall6822]

If he did this video would be a lot shorter and less funny if he did.

[@Una_Ridlow]

I think he thought he needed it on for ballast

[@watch_foxFX]

Nerd3 is having an *literary actual* asthma attack at the end

[@koenvdv6520]

When he bangs his head on the table i just start laughing and dying

[@odysseus4203]

22:30 Cubedgasm

[@Rowcan]

*GASP* "I'm involved in this.....ssssomehow.....I don't know how.....fuck it." So Dan is involved in a conspiracy that spans the globe and has might have corrupted the highest offices of government, but he can't be bothered to give a damn about it. He continues life making videos and playing with Lego, all while dodging attempts on his life by secret police using his natural abilities of confusion and luck. I would watch this movie.

[@TylerYoshi]

>Schell Games >Hol up >*Googles* >Holy crud it's the same Jesse Schell who made Toontown

[@jakecastellano389]

The old nerd used videos are great, granted the new videos are great but the old ones just hit different. I grew up watching all of these videos and series and I love coming back to them

[@-shlonk-5899]

same here i remember stumbling upon his old gta 4 videos, carmegedon still kills me to this day and the Henderson challenge, i still love nerd cubed stuff but these old ones do have a different feel

[@cranblazed5036]

Shlonk exactly same story here

[@LucasCleghorn6]

dude i thought i was the only one that felt this

[@verhexenpinguin741]

Same

[@soulvagabond9655]

Been having a crap start to the year so figured I'd rewatch one of my favorite vids from Dan.

[@thatguy3421]

The best intro he made!

[@iangalt6899]

Hope it got better buddy =)

[@rubblerage1101]

THE ENDING: I think I get the ending where it says "Nerd³ will return in Actually, the world will do." "Actually, the world will do" Is a nod the the James Bond film "The world is not enough". It goes like: "The world is not enough. Actually, the world will do."

[@meamjustme]

You sir, deserve a like.

[@hansel8303]

The whole bioweapon level hits different now.

[@joesefrich3408]

😬🤫

[@jaredf9542]

Dan's a lot smarter than we give him credit for. He used logic to find out what the cure was when the answer was already there.

[@ninjapig0484]

how was the answer already there?

[@ninjapig0484]

cool

[@jaredf9542]

Yummy Plushies, you are correct.

[@McHeisenburger]

Damn that opening was the stuff of legends.

[@s.i.d4778]

"Okay, we got park, reverse, neutral,... and Dave." Seems legit

[@Go17Gabe]

Look at how far Dan has come. The production value is through the roof with these new videos.

[@Tom-se1em]

The intro was arguably the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

[@innovativefish8336]

The Red Wolf it reminds me of the ashes and the game child intro

[@mat_tea]

And secrets of the night (also from ashens)

[@deadAdzy]

I was impressed when he turned off the oxygen as soon as the fire came on, I would not have thought that fast!

[@meamjustme]

He probably died about 5 times before he got to that. ;)

[@JavInDaUSA]

meamjustme or the amount of FTL he’s played ;)

[@computethis1533]

6:16 - 6:30 My entire spy career if I ever somehow become one

[@brianholmes1812]

I count the beginning of this as the best bond opening

[@unoriginalname4426]

Has anyone heard? I Expect You to Die 2 is coming out this summer!

[@TheDKGamerz0208]

Yes! On the 24th of August.

[@bartholomewdan]

I expect him to die in this one too.

[@beetleknight4661]

Wait hold up what, they making number 2

[@TheDKGamerz0208]

@@beetleknight4661 it's been out for over a month

[@beetleknight4661]

@@TheDKGamerz0208 IT HAS. Ight I have my day set out

[@henkilepsilon6396]

If you told me someone's last words were "Shit I dropped the grenade", I honestly don't think I'd guess that they died of drowning.

[@theokayestbassist]

Henkil Epsilon I cant stop laughing at this xD

[@dogemajor3532]

I was truly crying from laughter in the sub mission

[@killergameplay7750]

The end of the video is just heavy breathing

[@intergalacticcoffee6744]

I feel like ever since Dan came back from that month hiatus, his content has improved dramatically. I feel like we’re in another Golden Age of Nerd^3. Like a renaissance.

[@wastelander8623]

The Golden age hasnt been here since before COD ghosts and after The Ship

[@WeAreMali]

The names Cubed... NerdCubed... (Sips from random martini)

[@ZirroTerrito]

(Spits out martini in disgust)

[@hetecks1385]

(Random person gets hit by the spit)

[@MeisterFlieger4677]

CuBEd Is dEaD

[@callofduty4lm]

My parents thought I was watching porn when he was panting so loud at the end 😂😂😂😂

[@alchemyrecords657]

15:52 People aren't talking about this enough

[@graysonbourbonnais1857]

Best intro to anything ever

[@EM.6979]

Yo, now that is production value right there. This alone was worth the month long absence. Fucking outstanding Dan

[@JonTheGeek]

I vote for a nerdcubed bond movie. Anyone else?? Like it's Daniel being silly and a cool spy instead of being totally slick and awesome 100% of the time.

[@DanKirkwoodTV]

Teenage Gamer he's the next Jonny English

[@Vashtanerada477]

Dan you're an absolute gem, thank you for sticking with KZbin for the time being. This is probably top ten of your videos. Keep at it, I speak for most of us when I say how much I love it

[@modulus365]

Holy crap, I just noticed that Dan added whispered lyrics at the start of the song. That is so creepy and awesome! The amount of detail man!

[@moonbootsgaming2328]

No, the song was already like that.

[@scp--xm7eo]

modulus365 Think again

[@nightcorninjaa]

That intro was so semi-profesional that I'm still contemplating if it was legit or not

[@akari4718]

It wasnt. He edited it.

[@nightcorninjaa]

Yeah I found out after watching some other videos, no wonder it was so good lol

[@Frounkie]

I’ve watched the intro alone about 6 times

[@AshlandLives]

Dan saving that sub is what I expect flying the TARDIS would be like.

[@James27161]

that intro was so fucking good

[@DragonNightcores]

The bang of the table is too good

[@calebmcdairmant7459]

Your content has always been top tier. Quarantine really got the nostalgia going with episodes like these.

[@Septimus_ii]

You (Matt?) took one of the best intro sequences in gaming and made it even better. Oh and attached a superb video onto the end of it too

[@flyingunicorn3979]

I need people to know that I occasionally come back to this video just for the song and this weird shadow puppet shit. It is entertainment.

[@bryan0x05]

The song is the real intro to the game which has an animation that goes along with it. The puppet show is nerd's doing

[@tlalocmartinez6664]

If you hear it at 0.75x speed, it sounds more "beautiful". (at least in my opinion.)👌

[@euanferguson3790]

Did he just smash his head off his desk 😂😂 never fails to make me cry out laughing 😂

[@theswissmiss69]

I just played the new level of "I expect you to Die" today.😄 And that's an amazing intro.😂

[@theswissmiss69]

ahahah which one?!?😏

[@theswissmiss69]

@@boneboi nah. Very necessary.

[@theexpert07]

This is the best James Bond movie I’ve ever fucking seen

[@thediethrower1803]

By the way to anybody who doesn't know, this amazing musical tract is from the game's actual opening.

[@seantaggart7382]

TheDieThrower I know

[@TheMalaphor]

That intro was fucking genius. I salute you sir!

[@jeroldproductions6367]

The Lone Squanderer nerd007

[@Kirk12321]

It was pretty awesome

[@waffleman906]

the intro is why i still love nerd cubed to this day

[@tolbeanqueen1174]

see i've played the game and know for a fact dan didn't need to do all that pumping and that just makes it more entertaining

[@stefnik2904]

That intro is genius

[@loganboi]

From the intro I thought this was gonna be like an actual series like Sherlock

[@discospider4120]

loganboi yeah except Sherlock is trash