OfficialNerdCubed you should do something about that and play the whole thing in one video
@dodgyd67787 жыл бұрын
Ultimate Epic Rick and Morty VR Simulator?
@temporarysam56577 жыл бұрын
It isn't? I must be blind..
@BrightSpark7 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: This is a minigame within Rick and Morty VR!
@Ostermond7 жыл бұрын
Wait a second...
@EmeraldJunkie7 жыл бұрын
"Todays weather: Mostly Sunny with some sun." And the award for most redundant weather report goes to...
@Lucifer_Crowe7 жыл бұрын
Michael Owen.
@Reecer777 жыл бұрын
Ryan Green There's a 60% chance of sun. Watch out for the sun front coming from the north.
@PaulZeroSolis7 жыл бұрын
\[T]/ PRAISE THE SUN! \[T]/
@sirbronze-thighscrusademas88587 жыл бұрын
PRAISE THE SUN! \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/
@barnardsloop017 жыл бұрын
\[T]/
@wendigo81537 жыл бұрын
the story of the one archer would be told to many generations as the dumdass who saved the penguin that was a suicide bomber
@nathanwatson5304 жыл бұрын
Well if he died the bomb would go off anyway
@Daniel-nn8mr3 жыл бұрын
Protecting a suicide bomber? Bin Laden, anyone?
@cloroxbleachiithebleacheni77127 жыл бұрын
Today's Weather: Mostly sunny with some Sun Yes.
@laurasullivan776 жыл бұрын
I dont take reports from bleach
@sjjsjsjsusususususususussu82483 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@SSofIreland7 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. I did my thesis on the political side of the Penguin-Tortoise War of 1878.
@catcrab_7 жыл бұрын
SSofIreland Ooh, you have to be careful on that topic. The chickens are still pretty upset about the devastating tortoise-chicken teleportation complex
@CWINDOWSsystem327 жыл бұрын
+Turtle Kiddo You're clearly a biased tortoise apologist, though.
@SSofIreland7 жыл бұрын
+CWINDOWSsystem32 To be fair, the penguins started the hostilities by firing on a tortoise patrol near the Penguin Kingdom's border. In that sense, you could say that the tortoises were fighting a war of self-defence.
@catcrab_7 жыл бұрын
SSofIreland But you are leaving out the fact that the Tortoise-Chicken war started 3 years prior to the Penguins involvement, all because the tortoises invaded The Great Chicken Coops
@loxyloafcake51847 жыл бұрын
Mr. Catcrab Music They only took The Coops because a mix up at The Hospital led to some of the Tortoise eggs ended up there. Everyone knows that if a chicken incubates a tortoise egg the baby gains the power to turn turn water into flavorless broth with empty calories.
@technoeevee69697 жыл бұрын
MORE MORE OF THIS
@danhinchliffe76227 жыл бұрын
AI Alex ALL! ALL OF THIS!!
@MARCOSHAK1007 жыл бұрын
MOOOOOOOOOOREEEE
@platypuskeytargaming15097 жыл бұрын
noooooo fucking everyone is doing this please no more
@xXFuzzeeXx7 жыл бұрын
MOAR
@lukehamilton82857 жыл бұрын
PLEASE
@evanroegner10387 жыл бұрын
War, war sometimes changes.
@Aluminum.K6 жыл бұрын
War... War changes when it wants to stop rushing him
@danielhaddock15787 жыл бұрын
why is it king penguin? shouldn't it be emperor penguin?
@hughduff54977 жыл бұрын
Daniel Haddock King penguins are also a thing
@Brick97 жыл бұрын
Daniel Haddock I see what you did there
@natgrant13647 жыл бұрын
Obviously a Suicide Bomber Penguin. Can't understand why no one else saw that right away. Pff.
@willherondale63677 жыл бұрын
Daniel Haddock I'll have you know, king penguins are also a perfectly recognised separate species
@IvyMidrVega7 жыл бұрын
I'd rather be ruled by a macaroni penguin, because they're fucking ridiculous.
@falcon10297 жыл бұрын
"A giant great big castle in the wall" -Daniel Hardcastle 2k17
@deffdefying48037 жыл бұрын
FalcoN The castle is hard in this one
@zenakuokami73447 жыл бұрын
I hope beyond all things that this becomes a series of some kind, or that we get some more videos of this
@1Lightblade7 жыл бұрын
Zenaku Okami yes please
@Nushnark7 жыл бұрын
I bet Dan wanted the "press N for a nuke" option when he was in that spider room in Bloodborne.
@mlpfanboy17017 жыл бұрын
Nushnark except any spider that would survive would grow to be the size of full story buildings, be faster then sound, can release radioactive hairs, be immune to all hunter weapons, see through solid walls, can phase through space and time, basically would become a spider deity.
@harperfox43597 жыл бұрын
Mlpfanboy Nuuu don't even put that thought in my head! That's terrifying!!!
@astillia60737 жыл бұрын
Mlpfanboy But then some guy with no armour would go in and kill it with his bare hands.
@AccyrsedMMD7 жыл бұрын
You mean to tell me that spiders _don't_ already do that?
@trodeno63057 жыл бұрын
Gorgon from Evolve?
@zzuklaa56997 жыл бұрын
"He cant kill all of them can he?" **5 minutes later** Thousands of corpses and the wind blowing "Well fuck me"
@brianmccormack66757 жыл бұрын
You should definitely do another video of this!
@varnine8897 жыл бұрын
I like how T.A.B.S spawned all of these *insert adjectives* battle simulator games, but nobody is going to remember the people behind the original idea.
@evominati1437 жыл бұрын
yea, it's rather sad
@Empty_Carbon7 жыл бұрын
I mean tabs isn't the origin but it truly is sad
@BelgianProblem7 жыл бұрын
From Twitter: "Rick and Morty isn't going to start tonight because god damn fatigue makes it hard to do VR."
@carlosdavies75247 жыл бұрын
Now we have to wait for monday... *cries in a corner*
@shekelsean6 жыл бұрын
Before this video started I saw an ad for an ad remover. Now I've seen it all.
@Aluminum.K5 жыл бұрын
"You became the very thing you swore to destroy!"
@fraserbarbour44007 жыл бұрын
MUST HAVE MORE !!!!!!!!!!
@justinc27927 жыл бұрын
Fraser Barbour I completely agree
@andrewhunt73287 жыл бұрын
Yes. I love this video from Dan. He should do a battle with vikings vs samurai and cows :)
@bensteinhart92687 жыл бұрын
Wow! Dan figured out the zombies' gimmick faster than THE 40 OR SO OTHER YOU TUBERS WHO PLAYED THIS BEFORE HIM!!!
@dongerp6787 жыл бұрын
War... War never changes...
@coldtv57777 жыл бұрын
LH_legend it changes
@sykessaul1237 жыл бұрын
*it changed
@DropkickedBarracuda7 жыл бұрын
What about the invention of tanks then? Or guns for that matter? Or the people fighting the war?
@dongerp6787 жыл бұрын
James Sheridan it's a saying that no matter what war will have the same basics, fighting pointlessly but in fallout it has been made a joke
@JasoTheRed48F27 жыл бұрын
But War has, changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged guns...
@CynicalSirCastic7 жыл бұрын
Dang Dan, you managed to produce a more evenly matched battle than 99% of other youtubers who have played this game, and it was still friggin epic! Well played
@crystalelf247 жыл бұрын
Let's see if he actually understands how the bloody game works, unlike SOMEBODY *Proceeds to angrily stare at Jon*
@KingFunky7 жыл бұрын
ONCE TOLD ME
@biddera68257 жыл бұрын
Yeah you'd think john would've found out how to make alliances and the nuke button when he was playing but no xD
@ilittlemonster227 жыл бұрын
Dave Who's Jon?
@PeterComputerino7 жыл бұрын
Jon aka Many A True Nerd. Ring any bells?
@eldafint7 жыл бұрын
"Let's see if he actually understands how the bloody game works, unlike SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME..."
@abstrato76857 жыл бұрын
*nukes a random place* "Sorry uh.. I saw a spider." I'm dying xD
@elohel7 жыл бұрын
'Today's weather: mostly sunny with some sun' - top middle left
@NeverLikely7 жыл бұрын
"Who would win in a battle between.." *proceeds to take sides instead of letting the teams fight it out without intervention*
@Jauch097 жыл бұрын
More need moooore
@mattbell44987 жыл бұрын
"The archers haven't yet realised there is a giant great castle in the wall." -Dan 2017
@niidl72454 жыл бұрын
it feels just like yesterday, when i was laid down in my bed with the flu and then this video came out. I distinctly remember the warm cup of tea i made for myself and the conf-ness of that day.
@xxhardforcorexx12316 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. to the brave penguin army that fought a valiant fight to the end.
@andygomez93577 жыл бұрын
part 2?
@d_stashkus7 жыл бұрын
I tried to play it and my cpu didnt really enjoy it...
@Manglet7627 жыл бұрын
Welp, I think that answers my question of wether or not my 2008 laptop can run it.
@KieranReed7297 жыл бұрын
There goes my plan for my pentium pc
@joshuamccutcheon4 жыл бұрын
dammit i was hoping i could play this game on my abacus
@majorphysics36694 жыл бұрын
@@joshuamccutcheon but can it run crysis tho
@joshuamccutcheon4 жыл бұрын
@@majorphysics3669 no, but the guy in the house behind me says his abacus runs it, i'm calling bulls**t on that though
@meatypatte24597 жыл бұрын
more please
@stevegoodson90224 жыл бұрын
That last penguin was like that one in the Werner Herzog documentary, walking off into the wasteland to die a free penguin ☺
@Teshi_Kokoro7 жыл бұрын
No dan it's not "peck peck" it's NOOT NOOT
@Mad-rg9sz7 жыл бұрын
I swear your computer is a beast. ive seen other youtubers who cant even run 5000 vs 5000
@harryemmott85976 жыл бұрын
Yep. Intel i9 CPU (probably overclocked to shit), 128 GB of RAM and two titan X GPUs (I think, there are several models, and he may have upgraded to RTX since).
@operationenderslime7 жыл бұрын
'hey guys how intensive can we make a game' 'lol idk'
@dave.0047 жыл бұрын
Brasscake! this was one dude, so "Hey, I wonder how intensive I can make a game. lol idk"
@X4Alpha4X7 жыл бұрын
WE NEED MORE OF THIS i would honestly watch an hour long video of this
@Kidzspeed6 жыл бұрын
Make a unit called Nerf Elite which is US Army with 1% accuracy, and Nerf Accustrike which has 100% accuracy. 100 Elite vs 1 Accustrike.
@ariesdemiurge7 жыл бұрын
We need more of this in our lives. Shit like that last battle are too glorious for it to stop now.
@LadyTsunade7777 жыл бұрын
If there is an entity for the Sun, we need to finish the argument once and for all: Who would win in a fight: 1 Trillion Lions, or the Sun?
@SSofIreland7 жыл бұрын
Well, if the Sun died, it would become a red giant and consume the Earth, so the Sun wins in either scenario.
@philo_of_alexan7 жыл бұрын
how many lions needed to unscrew a lightbulb? around 3 million
@ConOtron8096 жыл бұрын
Mostly sun with somesun
@cobra_commander22553 жыл бұрын
"Today's Weather: Mostly sunny with some sun."
@batswingbaw41317 жыл бұрын
Chunk Norris has unlimited health
@idkidk70877 жыл бұрын
Batswingbaw actually it’s a TON but he can eventually die
@daedricwarrior75466 жыл бұрын
idk idk he dies but he comes back to life
@theprofessor15545 жыл бұрын
@@idkidk7087 every time he gets to zero it goes back up to 100,000 again instantly and it repeats, so no he cant die
@mlpfanboy17017 жыл бұрын
Chunk Norris is unbeatable Dan, he literally can't die, even when his hp drops to 0 he just fully restores himself.
@devman30537 жыл бұрын
Holy hell that thumbnail is....well......epic!
@Me-wx5ik7 жыл бұрын
Way better than any video that I've seen other KZbinrs make on this game, constant action and not 15 mins of setup menus makes a nice change!
@joshlegacy11017 жыл бұрын
War...war never changes.
@cloaker16195 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris can regenerate health when he's about to die
@chewbacadrunk17 жыл бұрын
"War changed"? But war... war never changes
@cyber_dragon_1237 жыл бұрын
*Nuke goes off in the distance* "Sorry - I saw a spider." *and that was the last we saw of the Bloodborne spiders.*
@chicago49507 жыл бұрын
So this is the perfect video
@chicago49507 жыл бұрын
But it raises a question
@yertmotlah74577 жыл бұрын
Mr. Puckstar who would win?
@Ki_Tabris7 жыл бұрын
Between Matt,
@spEAMerNation7 жыл бұрын
Mikatsa ...and a nerf gun
@nuculearpancake177 жыл бұрын
You know the odds are on your side when the forecast for the battle day is "mostly sunny with some sun"
@juneBug4127 жыл бұрын
that's the ultimate question? i thought it was "when the hell are they bringing back the szechuan mcnugget sauce?!"
@drzoidberg97587 жыл бұрын
Sans Bones can't believe how hard we were trolled at the end of season 2 season 3 looks promising
@Empty_Carbon7 жыл бұрын
Dr zoidberg "fuck you zoidberg!!"
@sadge457 жыл бұрын
Your computer must have been crying "Why do you do this to meee" as it renders 15 thousand zombies
@thenotoriousdig6107 жыл бұрын
Bu-but there's a Rick and Morty VR game... And Planet Coaster got a super ultra mega update... I guess huge battles are fine
@rcm616-j5t7 жыл бұрын
amit banai I miss the planet coaster series
@ConnorEllisMusic7 жыл бұрын
LOOK ON FUCKING TWITTER HE HAS NOT PLAYED IT YET. HES GOING TO PLAY THEN DO A VIDEO.
@lumpwurtroot7 жыл бұрын
epic battles, get it right
@thenotoriousdig6107 жыл бұрын
SquaredSpekz OKAY. WHY THE YELLING MATE???
@danielmullins99537 жыл бұрын
+Charlie Chalk I don't he changed his mind every episode, you miss one episode and he demolished half the park or just placed a bunch of lights
@lozg19855 жыл бұрын
Penguin Indy: ‘Jacque! Start the plane Jacque! You’ve only got three hours!’
@Zethy7 жыл бұрын
Finally cubed. Keep up. You will be the best for a vid like this. Upper intelligence but stupidity and the same time. perfect.
@connorbutler41957 жыл бұрын
Zethy "upper intelligence"
@Zethy7 жыл бұрын
Eh?
@DamianCaelenTM6 жыл бұрын
i fucking love how the weather says: ''Today's Weather: Mostly sunny with some Sun'' Brilliant!
@charlesgrimmer64867 жыл бұрын
It's about time someone as awesome as Dan played this game. I hope he plays more, cuz I'm tired of the same boring monotony of the others...
@sike_out7 жыл бұрын
"Today's weather: Mostly sunny with some sun." Weatherman of the year award to that guy!
@robsaunders6236 жыл бұрын
“If they kill the penguin, I’ll consider them victorious” has that sentence ever been uttered before?
@kennyannunziata29037 жыл бұрын
and this is the story they had close club penguin nerdcubed 2017
@nolan26647 жыл бұрын
You haven't passed grade 5 yet have you.
@anumeon6 жыл бұрын
It's penguin versus Tortoise time, it's penguin versus tortoise time, it's penguin versus tortoise time. weya weya. (Doing my best peanut butter jelly time impression)
@confused58757 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris can't die
@mlpfanboy17017 жыл бұрын
Count Dracula Nore can Chunk Norris
@williambutcher74295 жыл бұрын
We all remember the war of the penguins castle. 1048-1053 The penguin kingdom had been enslaving ogres, orcs, and goblins for centuries. The gaiius Republic of the green bloods (name of the kingdom of ogres, orcs, goblins, and giant sword bearing creatures known as gaia) had been trying to save their people for a long time, but the greenbloods were not themselves innocent, for they had poisoned villages of humans, slaughtered innocent people, and destroyed the human capital of emporia. The last battle was a blood bath, but the humans barely came out victorious.
@azombieontheinternet46547 жыл бұрын
"Zombies are stupid ~ Nerdcubed 2017" I am so TRIGGERED!
@highlander56347 жыл бұрын
A Zombie On The Internet name checks out
@phonyshoemaker73797 жыл бұрын
I want more of this. As soon as you want it, Dan.
@george16897 жыл бұрын
i thought this was rick and morty vr
@conenine93777 жыл бұрын
He hasnt played it yet
@tomjaem7 жыл бұрын
YourNemisis "Rick and Morty isn't going to start tonight because god damn fatigue makes it hard to do VR."
@george16897 жыл бұрын
Ok
@badshot3707 жыл бұрын
YourNemisis nice profile picture
@george16897 жыл бұрын
BadShotGaming YT love yours too mate
@kennethkennethson42897 жыл бұрын
"the archers don't realize the bloody great castle in the wall" -Daniel Hardcastle 2017
@T-minus-infinite5 жыл бұрын
And thats the true story of why they had to close club penguin
@evilutionltd7 жыл бұрын
"Who will win between 1 Chuck Norris and 20,000 Spartans", "well, he can kill all of them". Jump cut to 20,000 dead Spartans.
@MrBump-fi9rz7 жыл бұрын
Go chickens
@crashedfighterproductions7 жыл бұрын
If only Dan knew that the Chuck Norris unit was immortal. That's probably why he won against 20,000 Spartans.
@emmettjenkins42447 жыл бұрын
MOOOREEEE
@raylenemills97594 жыл бұрын
i never thought i ever wanted to see a man sports commentate over a wargame of chickens, tortoise's and penguins
@DGGB--7 жыл бұрын
When he plays as the spartan it looks like the best moshpit ever
@that_deadman_gamer7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is invincible, as soon as he hits 0 hp, he instantly gets full health.
@alexg99967 жыл бұрын
Archers in the front, knights in the back. Archers get slaughtered in melee. Strategy genius.
@KuraIthys7 жыл бұрын
Today's weather: Mostly sunny, with some sun. ...Have you been drinking again, weather guy?
@Monst3rP3nguin7 жыл бұрын
Ah, The Battle of Shells and Beaks...what a horrific day for penguin kind. If only we had a penguin Chuck Norris, maybe we could have won. A machinegun would have been nice as well.
@flint97597 жыл бұрын
war never changes also, chuck norris instantly refills his health after death
@mttkl7 жыл бұрын
_Today's Weather: Mostly sunny with some sun_...
@brendaneades55947 жыл бұрын
PLEASE make a series out of this. Like a battle bots type thing!
@asperRader7 жыл бұрын
Ah, I'll never forget the Legendary Siege of Fort Brenthos.
@the__wolf50877 жыл бұрын
I really want to see this as a series now
@crislittle79827 жыл бұрын
i like how the weather is "Sunny with some sun"
@k-h69697 жыл бұрын
Today's Weather: Mostly sunny with some sun. Makes sense.
@radyslaw40147 жыл бұрын
If not for the archer, penguin would be dead. Archer is honoured
@fnafboy65377 жыл бұрын
When the penguin killed him self the loud sound after made me scream and it was midnight
@GeniusLad327 жыл бұрын
Dan's pc is so good that it can render 20001 character models and still run at 20fps
@MonsterWatchHQ7 жыл бұрын
The weather in the big orc vs penguin battle was "mostly sunny with some sun".
@swiggitymcswooty1417 жыл бұрын
Today's Weather: Mostly Sunny with some sun
@brokenenginemount14767 жыл бұрын
i really want more of this it doesnt need to be a series but i just want more of this.
@fortysevensfortysevens17447 жыл бұрын
"Todays Weather: Mostly Sunny With Some Sun"
@josephhendricks49767 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is actually imortal, you can't kill him. he loses his health then it instantly regenerates back to full.
@TheHalo3vidmaker7 жыл бұрын
Today's Weather: Mostly Sunny With Some Sun
@ThatGuyOrby7 жыл бұрын
you know the defenders have a disadvantage because they stand still so the ones in the back do nothing while the enemies spread out and all attack so the castle battle was highly unbalanced which is funny cuz the defenders won
@Whoop-De-Doo7 жыл бұрын
This must turn into a tournament-based series of some kind!!
@KrispyKrabby7 жыл бұрын
"Today's weather: Mostly sunny with some sun." Wow. Thanks game.
@chrismallas107 жыл бұрын
Please make this a series, just a versus series or something fun and casual like that
@cory91527 жыл бұрын
Today's Weather: Mostly Sunny With Some Sun... Genius