Nerd³ Plays... BeamNG.drive - Crumple Zone

[@vincenthunter1615]

Richard Hammond : The Game

[@alexisthecarpy44]

Hehehe yes very true

[@easterndomination4093]

LOL

[@potatoesforyou7982]

TRUE

[@MrL0WEL]

Now imagine this: A driving game with the same exact physics and destruction as this *BUT* A Car Mechanic Simulator repair system, where you manually repair the car *every fucking time* you crash the sodding thing.

[@Skyhawk1998]

Ninety percent of the time the cars are totaled and damaged beyond repair, hahah. It would be more sorting through the wreckage for anything usable.

[@a_ncr_ranger]

Uh, sounds like a more realistic My Summer Car...

[@adamchmielewski6162]

And if you get it wrong the car dosnt work

[@afrog2666]

Sounds horrible

[@EvaX3c]

There is a game called redline *something* racing

[@michaelgruszka562]

It's been another 4 years. I think it's time for another video of this.

[@reeeraptor8]

6 years now

[@godzamoongus]

Rejected title ---- Richard Hammond Simulator

[@billnyetherussianspy7505]

@@monkeydoespride or paul walker: the game™

[@DuckGalaxy]

@@billnyetherussianspy7505 oh

[@benjenkins5995]

OOF

[@lycanking22]

Bill Nye The Russian Spy They could make a sequel called Ryan Dunn the game

[@thoppann9040]

Alright guys. One more year until the next Beam NG video

[@FranciumBoron]

Alright, where's the next BeamNG, eh? *_WHERE'D YOU PUT IT!?_*

[@magicman1454]

230 more days

[@darthozlord]

Four years later, he live-streamed it last weekend! Two and half hours!

[@KloTS846]

Four more years now

[@unoriginalname4426]

“Aww I’ve never been more disappointed in a ramp befor-where’d the highway go?” I don’t know why but this line made my lungs burst.

[@matthewhofmann4534]

I still sing "Enter the domain of the Nerdcubed videos dropping from above like bird poop" at the end of every video

[@mateoguarin5425]

Matthew Hofmann I still say "HELLO PROCRASTINATORS!" in my head at the beginning of each episode

[@bigmanmark4334]

Mateo Guarin I do both

[@aturchomicz821]

Isnt it Main?

[@toxo2714]

He says poo not poop

[@joeyscerbo7776]

Toxo 27 I don't think so...

[@Alex-xs7zd]

I've rediscovered this wonderful mad lad. The last time I watched any of his videos was way back when he played spore...

[@basstion4146]

I remember when BeamNG came out I was like MOM CAN I GET IT BEFORE IT COMES OUT mom: I will get it when it comes out 4 years later: oh this game hasn't came out yet?

[@gavin2kara]

No, because it has a rare intelligent developer team that takes time in detail in their games.

[@Fartblanket240]

Devilito I never said they didn't? I was just saying that the game is technically out, it's just not done, I never mentioned anything about the devs

[@Fartblanket240]

Toxic Potato it depends on the community, for all we know once this game gets released the community could start blasting it again and it'd start gaining its traction back, but games with this much physics detail take a ton of time to finish, so you can't entirely blame the devs

[@ZaimAzharZaim21TheCat]

Reminds me of overgrowth

[@Faithy2386]

Toxic Potato kinda like Next Car Game.

[@aboxinspace]

"Where did the highway go?" Dan, that is not the sort of question you want to hear from a driver

[@CyanMatter]

In this game it's advised to not step into stranger's cars. Especially if that stranger is called Busto

[@zafranorbian757]

Bart van der Vaart Busto was just trying to warn about the Blob.

[@sanguillotine]

Bart van der Vaart it depends on which bus to it is

[@thecakeisnotalie5391]

Its been 5 years, you need to revisit the game. Its been improved so much since you last played it

[@j0nk]

It's good to see that this game is safe and fun for everyone now that The Blob is gone

[@hobbitfeet3014]

The Blob is a 50s horror movie about a blob from space, that keeps growing and growing. It was actually a documentary and the blob is now President of the United States of America. Hail the Blob

[@cole1714]

Nick and Griffin sacrificed themselves so that people like NerdCubed could be here today. True heroes.

[@dawnqwerty]

6r3y that was filmed in my town!

[@pie._.isnotonfire2885]

Jon Kirch I

[@pie._.isnotonfire2885]

Jon Kirch bDM,

[@dylandodich8835]

"Wowser's in my trousers" -NerdCubed, 2017.

[@omgninja9090]

Richard Hammond simulator 2017

[@dylanwakley2553]

omg ninja shit I just typed that and scrolling through saw yours xD

[@slepptheidol5266]

omg ninja Of only there was an electric sports car to complete the homage.

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

Nah, more like Jeremy Clarkson Simulator.

[@neonred6886]

omg ninja I just thought of that joke

[@johnorr8573]

NEONred sure you did,and the original top gear cast is coming back

[@teddydesporte789]

"ive plugged the controller in so i can aim." when has a pc gamer said that?

[@Eddiee757]

Never

[@haetoka3710]

It’s ironic now seeing The fortnite controller player being a meme since now using a controller on fortnite gives you really good aim

[@adamchmielewski6162]

loehex loehex all Fortnite is bad

[@sinisterpenguinlord]

Crunch Wow those descriptions are detailed.

[@LazerLord10]

I wonder if this game will end up like Rigs of Rods, if anyone remembers that.

[@Eddiee757]

No it will end up better as they are the same devs and have learnt new things if you get ne

[@AngryCarMechanic]

I remember the old Rigs of Rods compilations

[@C0Y0T3]

this aged poorly

[@athe0x180]

@Augustine Larry Nice alt account, evidence that it’s a scam

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug185]

@@C0Y0T3 how

[@CrazyConnor2]

Hey Dan if you ever fall into some kind of dimensional rift in the fabric of reality, can you keep an eye out for two dudes and a large soccer ball? I miss those soft boys :(

[@ourbelfastboys7048]

TheGameGuy same here

[@KOT_AMV]

A Person probably the car boys

[@TheOfficialStal]

A little tip for controls to speed up returning to a position: Press Insert to restore vehicle at current position, or hold Insert to reverse time.

[@matthewhudspeth6851]

BoardOfCircuit it's not on xbox

[@hakbak3991]

You don’t get insert and restore on Xbox

[@EatMyYeeties]

Hak Bak Just use left and right d-pad.

[@fatnic388]

...

[@fatnic388]

Shah dumb boi

[@DansBoringChannel]

NICK, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!

[@thomas2521]

car boys 4 life

[@teejgreen6591]

im still sad we have no boys left

[@Serevanth]

Why is everyone saying Nick? I'm confused

[@user-sh6cb7sk6b]

Rob Ellis its a reference from a series on Polygon called Car Boys where they play Beam.ng

[@Serevanth]

brinkle brother Ah danke

[@RealJasonSmall]

"And then we can just slow it back down to the ground" *falls full force at umpteen miles per hour*

[@minscandboo9749]

This is WHEEL-y good! My supply of car puns is almost EXHAUSTED...

[@pale2457]

Then maybe you should hit the road(ent).

[@cnat_sepll]

These jokes are tyreing me

[@maceobower1870]

The suspense-ion

[@Mediocre_Music]

These jokes are driving me crazy

[@altradecull9149]

They're braking me a-part.

[@pearse9116]

This is a weird episode of Car Boys. Nick and Griffin sound very different and sound exactly like each other.

[@devinwarner4034]

Lopt The Treacherous I heard they were having audio problems

[@glumbortango7182]

The NG stands for Nick and Griffin

[@ComradeMercy]

I think Busto 2.0 did it

[@benbloomfield5829]

*Claire de Lune plays softly in the background*

[@Kronax]

Man, four years have gone by so fast! Thank You, Dan, for making this time special.

[@lorddashdonalddappington2653]

"I love that my car wheels angle as they turn, don't get that in a normal car" actually, yes you do.

[@Eddiee757]

*camber*

[@VoidSixx]

@@Eddiee757 It's actually Steering Axis Inclination, or King Pin Inclination (KPI) for such vehicles fitted with a king pin.

[@adamchmielewski6162]

It’s a thing for drift cars to make less friction between the wheels and the ground ain’t it?

[@VoidSixx]

@@adamchmielewski6162 Not particularly. It's more just a product of how the steering geometry is designed. They probably do adjust it in motorsports to fine tune the handling, but it's present on pretty much all road cars. Contrary to popular belief, drift cars (particularly higher powered ones) actually want high grip levels, not low grip.

[@Eddiee757]

VoidSixx I mean they still angle but k

[@foolsjester]

4 years later: Please, sir, may we have another?

[@CrazyConnor2]

Wait a minute, where are my sweet soft car boys?

[@sanguillotine]

юрий бочаров of course

[@CrazyConnor2]

No actually it is a reference to the 1931 film "Frankenstein" ;p

[@gadgez_]

The fact that everyone else keeps commenting about Nick and/or Griffin makes me think it's a monster factory reference.

[@gadgez_]

Simon Turner ah yes, right you are.

[@viciousviperr2471]

its alive! its alive!!

[@pieter-jan26]

I love it how Dan is so immersed in the game that he coughs when digital smoke hits his face.

[@HellGamingPlus]

I hope he finds Nick and/or Griffin; I miss them :(

[@ghostpeel]

That ending though

[@ghostpeel]

It's a reference to the Car Boys series, probably the most popular Beamng series on youtube and with good reason, I highly recommend it.

[@ericprice8369]

I haven't heard a laugh that good from Dan since logging simulator

[@l3dcobra120]

I want to die. The Steam Store is having a heart attack because of the user overload... but I want my goddamn games!

[@lamboman]

Steam summer sale just started today. It'll probably be like this for the rest of the day.

[@StephanieJ950]

L3D Cobra I know

[@dantesandstrom4680]

L3D Cobra XD

[@loueallain]

It is literally impossible to buy anything.

[@DeathByAutoscroll]

It's calmed down now...

[@caittastic]

one year till dan checks back in

[@SlyCoopergraff]

See you, space Carboy.

[@UDontTakeMeSeriously]

I'm seriously crying right now because I can't stop thinking about Car Boys.

[@antonrouse1196]

6 years, is it time for a new one yet?

[@doom7850]

Wow literally this year is 4 years. Hope he remembered

[@Ethonoris]

License plate says Nerd. I want that in real life.

[@optimusmoose9171]

Collin Burkhart if i ever see that number plate and irs dan driving iwill go next to hus window take a selfie then suddenty brake and go 5000 light years away from his car to make sure i dont die

[@pahman3070]

Flying Squirrel Dan refuses to drive

[@optimusmoose9171]

Pahman good i can see from this vid that is good

[@Lucky-ui7dh]

Your channel is easy to binge watch. A smart man playing proper video games.

[@XXRxRenesisXX]

Binge watching confirmed, a small 14 hours of nerd3 is great for the mind

[@yume5338]

The fact you're not using a controller is painful.

[@RobertArtus]

Petition for dan to play this again next year

[@Adumb_]

THIS CHANGES EVERY THING!

[@krookedkan]

It's been 5 years it's time for another one

[@normal9672]

BeamNG Permadeath...

[@TheRecession5075]

Mr Toksic that would only be 5 minutes at most.

[@cogwheel5979]

And 4 of those minutes would be in a menu.

[@GrimmXilixion]

There would probably only be like 10 seconds of actual gameplay

[@LachiBoii]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@toyotaprius79]

With a steering wheel however it could be a 15 min vid.

[@Sierra_406]

When the slow-motion reverts to normal speed, it's so satisfying..

[@asthmen]

Nerd³ completes... the big loopy thing in BeamNG.drive.

[@chiefbeefsupreme860]

I died of laughter when he pronounced "Moab" as "MOUB"

[@jad3rabbit]

NIIIIIICK

[@alidottxt]

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!

[@CrazyConnor2]

DAAAAAN!

[@bambiettabasterbineetheexp1209]

jad3rabbit A fellow Car boy!

[@ghostpeel]

BeamNickGriffin.drive

[@Dee-ub7go]

CAAAAAAAAAAAR BOOOOOOOOOOOYS

[@thevoiduwusback1462]

this filled the emptiness in my heart where Car Boys belonged. thank you.

[@DrJohnZoidberg]

Why would you want to play a game thats just about breaking everything? Just Cause! sorry

[@baggyspaggy]

Not any more apparently Fuck you just cause 4

[@codenametandestroyer]

Dont be sorry

[@snooziii]

@@baggyspaggy *Sad Badass noises*

[@gferrol118]

"What I did there was I tried to fit through that gap, and I caused an accident" pretty much describes like half of car accidents

[@trainsontape6531]

jesus it's been 4 years since the 1st video time flies

[@thischannelhasnocontent8629]

Have you heard of Car Boys?

[@jarthuzad4551]

daniel it's been 4 years, it's time.

[@jasonpeper610]

The magic of 2M subs; 300+ Views in about 50 seconds.

[@Mousetrap1740]

I'm so glad he came back to this. Guilty pleasure, I used to re watch his old video on this game every once in awhile.

[@terrafirma1849]

theres absolutely nothing wrong with the driving model, youre just using a keyboard

[@rooboty7137]

Yeah, who knew a *_realistic soft body physics_* game *_wouldn't_* have arcade driving?

[@TROPtastic]

Alex Champion Even with a controller it's still questionable (coming from someone who's played this game for dozens of hours) but the devs have made impressive improvements throughout development and they have further changes planned

[@terrafirma1849]

TROPtastic coming from someone with a controller it's very similar to dirt rally and that game is praised for it's tire physics. it's just fine, I've played this game for dozens of hours with the controller, just driving around the maps out of boredom. you just need to get used to it and learn each car, it's perfectly fine

[@TROPtastic]

Alex Champion nah, Dirt Rally's handling is miles beyond this game's, especially on tarmac. Don't get me wrong, I like the game and I love the dedication the devs have to it, but if you've ever been on the official forums even the devs say that the handling needs more tweaks before they will be happy with it

[@terrafirma1849]

TROPtastic dirt rally and this game feel incredibly similar, especially with good tires equipped in beamng

[@Jaywhisker37]

I'm just sooo damn happy this game is back! I'd love to see Dan do more with it, get some mods, mess with the police chases, invent Top Gear like challenges... there's so many possibilities.

[@NotArcticHD]

Imagine watching this in 2020

[@SpeedBladeGaming]

I remember watching this when you uploaded it to KZbin. I’ve been a big fan for a long time.

[@gferrol118]

Man, it's been 4 years since I've seen this

[@j0nk]

in that case you should really watch car boys

[@raysore_]

in this case you should stay up to date with the current status of this game :^)

[@stinkogresupreme8165]

gferrol118 Holy shit, it's been 4 years?

[@gferrol118]

Suimo Sparkles didn't you watch the video? Even Dan said it :P

[@thischannelhasnocontent8629]

I second what Jon said, watch Car Boys on KZbin. It just ended a few weeks ago.

[@sorio99]

The dump truck colliding with the floor at a million miles an hour looked like it was falling through the floor, without collision. It turns out, there was a LOT of collision.

[@jakesharer7683]

You need to play the car jump arena map. It is literally the best thing ever.

[@oliverhall12]

Can't believe it was 4 years ago. Feels like 2 at most!!!

[@ryanchapman2795]

"the next testy vehicle"- it'll drive ya nuts

[@scirone]

One of the funnest videos in a long time. Discovering gravity controls was amazing

[@Adumb_]

A serious absence of Clair de Lune in this video!

[@MisterNohbdy]

I have never seen Dan anywhere near this entertained by a game. This is the happiest he's been in any video I can recall. We'd probably be getting a Completes of this campaign if it were longer and not in alpha.

[@hollyboyle1136]

dan is the blob confirmed

[@knockrotter9372]

I BELIEVE IN SPEED, AND POWER!-Daniel Hardcastle, star of BBC's Top Gear 2K17

[@giraffes19]

Its 4 years this year!

[@wormthusiast]

it is time.

[@JRC99]

FINALLY! I've been waiting YEARS for Dan to revisit this game! Also, as with most driving games, it's better with a controller.

[@WordsHere]

I keep expecting to hear Claire de Lune during the slo-mo bits.

[@terry1529]

Lol

[@fiadhearthpony6177]

or Avie Maria

[@smokybros1267]

Watched the full 3 minute long ad in front of this video. Totally worth it. Great work Dan! Gravity. You will never beat gravity.

[@joshuamccutcheonoldchannel4769]

"Stop flapping at me!" I'm dead 😂

[@Whooooooops]

No way another BeamNG drive video? This made me so incredibly happy, the original video for this from like 2013 is one of my favorite videos ever

[@M0bileSprout]

i just finished watching the final episode of car boys and now you release this

[@TheoHiggins]

WAIT A SEC, WHAT I cannot believe that the original video was 4 years ago.

[@andrezibner9444]

Car gets utterly destroyed under loop Dan: "Well it's a convertible now!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mawllly]

Literally just started watching Car Boys, good timing

[@CapnJigglypuff]

*Clair de Lune plays in the background*

[@nitelast]

Excited to see if we get another one of these, with the improved driving and tyre models, and some mods maybe.

[@MK.5198]

I was constantly waiting for Clair de lune to start playing.

[@fanwithnoname]

"Wowzers in my trousers" - I feel the same way when a new Nerd video appears.

[@toscaroang9294]

*SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE SUMMER SALE*

[@mrguy4755]

Toscar Oang CAN'T BUY GAME CAN'T BUY GAME

[@PhilDoctor]

Toscar Oang *HAVE NO MONEY HAVE NO MONEY*

[@joshuamccutcheonoldchannel4769]

Toscar Oang GIVE ME YOUR WALLET GIVE ME YOUR WALLET GIVE ME YOUR WALLET - Steam

[@HSuper_Lee]

Dan has once again proven my old physics teacher right. "The difference between science and messing around is writing down the results."

[@liammacdonald1515]

30:02 You better.

[@umad42]

It's ALMOST TIME for the 4 year revisit folks

[@angrybidoof847]

So the New Car Bous cannon. Nick and Griffion's souls fused together in the affter life and formed Dan.

[@nickolasharding6631]

Seriously? 0% triggered to 100% triggered because of one word. Get a life.

[@harryemmott8597]

Please put this in the best of Nerd³ playlist! Best. Sequel. Ever.

[@leoboccella5726]

This is definintley one of the funniest nerd cubed vidoes

[@Qplyy]

Isn't the same without Clair de Lune

[@budderdtoast8458]

that was the best description of this game iv ever herd BeamNG.drive is a game about doing this

[@d1scordia]

another car boy!

[@80ki68]

There's nothing better than Dan smashing up cars.

[@juneBug412]

damn, i shoulda made a car boys joke when the video was uploaded. now all these peeps who took that opportunity have a couple hundred likes lmao.

[@theglitchcounter264]

Sans Bones you really shouldn't though . It is unrelated to Dan. It is the equivalent of a channel releasing fidget spinner videos once it became a trend. Sad

[@d-wing6171]

I swear, Dan's laugh can cure cancer.

[@MinusPi-p9c]

dylan wing For Jay's sake, I hope so!

[@lucaj00]

This video made me realise that I have been watching you for more than 4 years thats crazy...

[@nobel11]

I just want to thank you, Dan, for introducing me to BeamNG.Drive 4 years ago. It's so much fun!

[@antoniorojas8624]

MORE BEAMNG.DRIVE!!!