Your daily reminder that sonic drowns in water but breathes in space.
@rebelswithoutcauses9 жыл бұрын
TheCookiezPlz Don't all hedgehogs?
@TheCookiezPlz9 жыл бұрын
Jumpin' Jazz Unfortunately I can only confirm the former.
@buppington9 жыл бұрын
It was a misunderstanding about hedgehogs that the Devs refuse to acknowledge to this day.
@buppington9 жыл бұрын
BlackXixo Those have to be some sick swimming lessons. Is it only in colors that Sonic can swim?
@smexypasta46829 жыл бұрын
Jumpin' Jazz 1 second Ill go test. NASA!!!
@nosmile77029 жыл бұрын
Sonic just pays Robotnik to do evil shit since races became boring. "Hey Buttnik here's the money I got for saving the world. Go make another dumb plan.", "Why don't I just blow up the planet?", "That's dumb! Why don't you blow up the planet to summon a chthonic creature and use it to create disneyland 2.0 but dub it 'Eggman-land' so we're not sued.", "Whatever you say you fucking sociopath!"
@mydadshowering29789 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh more than the second half of the video.
@PapLoxHD9 жыл бұрын
But that's just a theory, a game theory. Thank you for watching
@blarg24299 жыл бұрын
Sonic. Exe I thought you did. But whatevs.
@blarg24299 жыл бұрын
Sonic. Exe "..."?
@blarg24299 жыл бұрын
Sonic. Exe Oh. I have a different preferred method of getting that across, like so: *sigh* Good to know, though.
@brandonwelsh50907 жыл бұрын
I always thought Robotnik got his funding from all those casino cities he owns, there's always a casino level in sonic and Robotnik owns them all
@VietyV4 жыл бұрын
and the slave labour from all those animals he kidnaps
@pumpkinpie29879 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Sonic's stretchy ability came from when they were doing animation and physics tests and his joints would stretch out 50 feet long, and they were like, "Fuck this, we're keeping this in the game."
@r.k845 Жыл бұрын
Actually it’s consistent with every other dark Gaia spawn having stretchy limbs. Seems to just be an aspect of the entity.
@ronin19xx799 жыл бұрын
The fucking game link...
@staffyman119 жыл бұрын
salem albaker the sound of pure anxiety
@Andy_den9 жыл бұрын
salem albaker The sounds of fear.
@thanossurtugal9 жыл бұрын
salem albaker PTSD triggered
@squidlox54599 жыл бұрын
salem albaker HOW DARE YOU
@showtime707_9 жыл бұрын
@FlakyMusic9 жыл бұрын
"Hey the world exploded, wanna buy an ice cream?" OF COURSE.
@Crankthatsnes9 жыл бұрын
I don't feel it is fair to criticize a kids game plot for being to goofy. Thats like saying a pornos bad because there's too much sex.
@Fadedgogeta9 жыл бұрын
Sonic fans who played since the 16-bit era (like me), expect good things from a long loved franchise
@Crankthatsnes9 жыл бұрын
You mean 16 bit? Sonic debuted on a 16 bit console and was ported to an 8 bit one. Anyways, only 4 sonic games had good plots, and the plots were nonexistent. Past sonic and knuckles, the plots were atrocious, rather pointless like Sonic adventure, to dark like Sonic adventure 2, or just hilariously serious like shadow the hedgehog. sonic unleashed while parts of the gameplay are seriously flawed, it knows its a game about a 3 foot tall blue anthropomorphic hedgehog and treats the story how it should be, goofy and silly. The only other option would have barely any story, which wouldn't fly for a ps3 game from 2008. Sorry about the paragraph^, I get worked up over pointless things.
@thesilverw0lf9 жыл бұрын
Crankthatsnes Maybe. But I don't think "kids games" should think less of their audience simply because they're younger and dumb it down to an insanely slow pace just because they're younger. I mean the moment in Sonic and Knuckles where Knuckles realises he's been betrayed by Robotnik and Sonic was only trying to help and he gives a single nod of understanding and forgiveness is still one of those moments as a kid and now adult I seriously get teary-eyed over. Such simple use of storytelling but it's PERFECT. But yeah, I do agree that the "having a story because next-gen" (at the time lol) was a thing back then and they probably just put it in as an expected standard even if it makes the game worse as a result. And although Dan may have been VERY critical (perhaps unfairly so at times) it was still a funny video :3
@generico3669 жыл бұрын
You know damn well that Sonic team doesn't make these games for kids anymore.
@Necromorph7909 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah. I remember this as a younger kid. I loved this back then.
@darksuperganon8 жыл бұрын
Dan's intro at the beginning makes me realize I want to play a resource management/RTS game where you play as Eggman between games, gathering resources and robotic minions to eventually take over the world.
@laggrenade8638 жыл бұрын
evil genius is the closest I've ever played to that
@Otakupatriot1179 жыл бұрын
I swear, by far the most depressing part of this game is that whenever someone actually shows emotion, or a realistic response to the fact that the world is literally ending, it's because they're possessed by demons and you have to make them stupid and emotionless again.
@RealCaptainPingu9 күн бұрын
The world isn't ending, it's just split apart
@TheAllBlackMan9 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who actually enjoyed Sonic Unleashed in its entirety?
@englishhedgehog79 жыл бұрын
No. Most people do.
@trodeno63059 жыл бұрын
You and the other 7 year olds.
@charizardoreo9 жыл бұрын
englishhedgehog7 i had it for the wii i played about a third of it and sort of liked it
@ChiefChegwin9 жыл бұрын
TheAllBlackMan I enjoyed it until it said I couldn't continue because I didn't have enough medals. How does that add any fun to the game? Just makes it feel like its F2P.
@DoofDaGnomeGoof9 жыл бұрын
Listen, you're not the only one...
@eliguy23448 жыл бұрын
Since the Were in Werehog means man Sonic is technically a WolfHog, I think.
@BlackOps4Tips8 жыл бұрын
Actually a Hogwolf XD
@Delemaroth8 жыл бұрын
wouldn't it be hedgewolf?
@bobblepoo8 жыл бұрын
Were means man it means manhog.
@Klamath20468 жыл бұрын
Good old Yahtzee
@wasoyoutuber29608 жыл бұрын
This game is from my childhood i miss these old days
@3lloGuvner9 жыл бұрын
"remember when you didn't need clairvoyance to play a sonic game?" NO! Take off the rosy glasses Dan. The 2d sonics were awful for that as well. The camera showed you like 2 feet of what was ahead of you because it was so zoomed in, so the moment you built up any speed on a level you hadn't played before it was blind fucking luck if you didn't fly into something that would kill you.
@conenine93779 жыл бұрын
Mad much, calm down bro it's just a video game and nerd isn't that bad he's just angry at Sega for producing shitty games.
@Brystr09 жыл бұрын
'Ello Guv'ner all i have to say is get gud
@3lloGuvner9 жыл бұрын
Quite Possibly, The Best Ever When did i say i struggled? They're do-able, it's just not fun to do it.
@ashley_bl29 жыл бұрын
Quite Possibly, The Best Ever "Millions of infant children had no problem with them" you sure about that? Have you played sonic 2? that game has some insanely stupid shit in the later levels, and the final boss was pretty difficult.
@ashley_bl29 жыл бұрын
Quite Possibly, The Best Ever metropolis zone was notorious for the difficulty spike. most kids never even got to the final boss, or at least got stuck on silver sonic. sure its easy now but when your 6 years old its pretty difficult.
@Evilmonkey3X9 жыл бұрын
Dan: "Remeber when you didn't need clairvoyance to play a Sonic game?" Me: "No."
@jacquelinesaunders40238 жыл бұрын
Wow. After Sonic 06 I watch this and my reaction is 'that looks like a fun game'. This is what Sonic 06 does to you. Ye gods.
@prutata8 жыл бұрын
Thats because this game is good.. Dan goes through 3D sonic games with a bad mindset.. Which is downside of his channel..
@ConnorEllisMusic8 жыл бұрын
Also sometimes he believes a game is only one thing and says its boring when its many other things e.g Elite Dangerous which he calls Space Truck Sim and empty even though look didn't even bother looking for anything such as the shit tonne of combat, smuggling, pirating, mining and more.
@youmeltube8 жыл бұрын
This game is amazing.
@zakethekid13337 жыл бұрын
Creamy___goodnes • The frame rate is garbage, the gameplay is either pointless, slow or incredibly difficult. How can you say this game is good? The story makes no sense, everything he made a point about is valid and this game is completely garbage.
@Anquavaous7 жыл бұрын
Zakethekid how does the story not make sense?
@englishhedgehog79 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you can't really expect to have fun if you go in, acting so cynical :/
@ivantbh9 жыл бұрын
he's not supposed to have fun if its n3 hell
@kenneth71049 жыл бұрын
***** That title's been taken already.
@1TinyTrex9 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Angelo All of us Brits are cynical, its just that only 1 has the actual title and he isn't even close to the most cynical amongst us.
@1TinyTrex9 жыл бұрын
englishhedgehog7 Please take the time to explain why the story arc goes from a legitimate story start in space (given the questionable breathing and other flaws with sonic) to stopping to eat ice-cream... also you cant enjoy a game that involves going fast when they designed all the 3D in flash...
@andrewcochrane27989 жыл бұрын
englishhedgehog7 Just out of curiosity, what'd you think of Sonic 06?
@blobbem9 жыл бұрын
I can never find myself liking Sonic as a character. His personality and attitude makes me want to slap him.
@ThierryRocksTV9 жыл бұрын
blobbem Finally someone who agrees!
@asphaleios61979 жыл бұрын
In all fairness. He's a blue fucking hedgehog. Come to think of it, he's a fucking blue hedgehog who has raked in millions for a company. He's just a BLUE FUCKING HEDGEHOG!
@Spike6Pixel9 жыл бұрын
+TheDannyMan You're too slow! Come on, step it up!
@grimm_plush9 жыл бұрын
CUMON STEPP IT UPP!
@chewie4819 жыл бұрын
blobbem didn't know he had either of those
@blackfiredragonthe13th438 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this. I found it entertaining and fun. Hated chip though, he annoyed the shit out of me.
@BlackOps4Tips8 жыл бұрын
Same , but I liked Chip !
@Requiexat9 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine... cinemasins reviews cutscenes...
@shrekisloveshrekislife39249 жыл бұрын
***** Charii5 in a nutshell. Hell, he even did this game already!
@nile21289 жыл бұрын
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life who's charii5
@shrekisloveshrekislife39249 жыл бұрын
Look him up, dude. Educate yourself.
@christianmac49739 жыл бұрын
+Christian Mac no offense
@shrekisloveshrekislife39249 жыл бұрын
alex ryan Nope. Charii5. Maybe GamingSins does it too, but I did mean Charii5.
@tytotheowl29949 жыл бұрын
When one of your favorite KZbinrs references another one of your favorite KZbinrs.
@tytotheowl29949 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins, "Why isn't Cinemasins doing this video?!" He also referenced Cinemasins in his Ni no Kuni video with the "Reading... *ding*"
@OreOllie9 жыл бұрын
Since when did Dan get so cynical for every single element of a game, I understand its a Nerd³'s Hell video but it just ruins it when he is overly cynical. Why is he annoyed that he was asked to create a new autosave file at the start of the game it's really not uncommon. When he actually gets to a part that is Hell'ish such as the bloody awful plot and not so good gameplay it just feels hollow and a continuation on the ranting. TL;DR I dont like listening to Dan constantly rant I'd prefer him to focus on specific elements and create good content from that.
@MorteDeAnge1is9 жыл бұрын
Apologies about my terrible writing. I type faster then I think as a result miss words out.
@Fadedgogeta9 жыл бұрын
How can you create good content from games that makes Dan miserable
@Crash_Knight9 жыл бұрын
OreOllie There are a couple things that it can be criticized for. Example the framerate, lack of logic at times, sometimes having to be a psychic to see upcoming obstacles. But he's complaining about literally EVERYTHING. I jumped off a cliff. Blame the game. They changed the controls a bit and I find the old way to be more logical because opinion. Blame the game. Doesn't even try to play the game the way it was intended and just does the square thing. Starts hating it more. It's a really biased video in my opinion. Keyword opinion. I'm allowed to have one.
@peeledapples41769 жыл бұрын
***** just like Dan's allowed to have an opinion! Opinions are inherently biased! Your argument is nonsensical! Exclamation points!!!
@Crash_Knight9 жыл бұрын
Thomas Gardiner Right... And I am voicing my opinion in saying that his hatrid towards the game comes from nonsensical points.
@vee64608 жыл бұрын
i feel alone in the fact that i like the werehog stages. I like the slower paced stages that focus on combat as well as the fast paced normal stages.
@Itsnobigdeal4207 жыл бұрын
HydraDude / Corgi you're not alone man I loved those stages more
@Anquavaous7 жыл бұрын
Chazz Casper I personally think the day-time levels are overrated.
@grooverchan16004 жыл бұрын
You can like what you like Everyone can have their own opinion
@LuceoX304 жыл бұрын
I only got the Wii version of the game, I think Sonic team did well with motion controls in terms of combat.
@Comandobunny9 жыл бұрын
Imho this game is decent. The only bad parts were the invisible wall, the terrible logic and very slightly bad, the quick time events. The main reason he put this in hell is because he's comparing it to the older games if I'm not mistaken.
@Comandobunny9 жыл бұрын
***** ...Your logic is seemingly flawed, if this was the only sonic game it would be better? That makes no sense.
@Comandobunny9 жыл бұрын
***** Well, just to know, what does this game lack compared to the others; other than momentum? o-o
@darthvader29949 жыл бұрын
u put this game in hell... u put shadow the hedgehog in plays.....
@forhundredsofyearsilaydorm93019 жыл бұрын
+Spike Parker (evilbuttfairy) Shadow the Hedgehog isn't really bad actually, and from what I've seen it's actually pretty damn good, but it's still not as good as Unleashed, so yeah, I'm confused too, little buddy.
@FlakyMusic9 жыл бұрын
+Chuckle Fuckle Plays is for the comedy stuff. A bad game can go in a Plays video if he's doing it for comedy.
@olmateubafest8 жыл бұрын
+Spike Parker (evilbuttfairy) Doesn't mean Shadow's good. Such a bad game makes a really good comedy video.
@darthvader29948 жыл бұрын
i actually enjoyed unleashed but the controls for shadow kinda suck :/ i just prefer unleashed
@forhundredsofyearsilaydorm93018 жыл бұрын
+Doctor Uberfest Again, Shadow the Hedgehog isn't a bad game. It just has a few of those moments where it just isn't as fun. Not to mention, if you don't like the guns, you don't need them.
@seagullsays58319 жыл бұрын
Welp, you know what we need now, ladies and gentlemen. Nerd³ Completes...Sonic Unleashed.
@formerlyukfi70799 жыл бұрын
A hell+completes crossover? Just ask him too quit life damnit.
@seagullsays58319 жыл бұрын
Quite Possibly, The Best Ever Trust me, I know. And I understand exactly why you commented on this, you were voicing your opinion, and there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that. I respect people who call this god forsaken community out, I respect you for voicing your opinion,
@formerlyukfi70799 жыл бұрын
W8 I take that back.
@a.nonymous50048 жыл бұрын
"Remember when you didn't need clairvoyance when you played a sonic game?" No Nobody does
@colliesis2 жыл бұрын
I make a pilgrimage to this video every now and again. It's the funniest playthrough vid Daniel has ever made IMO
@MasterSorez9 жыл бұрын
I actually really liked this game, loved the brawler part, and the running during day was actually pretty fast! Loved it D:
@nathannlatimore78639 жыл бұрын
Okay Dan, I get it...you incredibly dislike this game ...but...you were incredibly harsh on some of the smallest things "Why are his shoes spiky?!"...really? It's one thing critique...and it's another to whine
@Starbula4 жыл бұрын
Honestly it just felt like the whole video he was trying to find a way not to enjoy it
@DragonNexus11 ай бұрын
"I want a game where sonic dies at the start and robotnik wins" Wish granted. That wasn't much good either
@Nexomify9 жыл бұрын
Dan mentioning it made me remember the Sonic comics, they were badass. I seem to specifically remember a storyline where Super Sonic could be triggered by Sonic getting hacked off or scared enough and that's kind of a problem when you had an inexplicably rich mad scientist dictator who put a ridiculous bounty on your head and for some reason you hung out in shady bars.
@VermilionRua9 жыл бұрын
This video was Hellarious!
@trentlyonsyt9 жыл бұрын
Wow... 10/10
@reaper52149 жыл бұрын
Really? ... Really? Fml anyways...
@dot76019 жыл бұрын
That Blind Guy well hell-o that blind guy that makes bad puns!
@RampagingKnight29 жыл бұрын
That Blind Guy I was ABOUT to criticize you're spelling, 'till i noticed the ATROCIOUS pun.
@FunnyVideosShowPL9 жыл бұрын
***** Your* FOR GOD SAKE
@Nison5459 жыл бұрын
Dan's making a lot of contradictions in this video. You shouldn't go into the game with a mindset that it's going to be a Hell video.
@Nison5459 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Tanner That's not what I'm saying. Of course he knows what video he's making, but he shouldn't go in with a negative and cynical attitude just because it's a Hell video.
@jackmason9529 жыл бұрын
I think he's made a video about a game thinking it was going to be a hell video and then it turned out that he liked the game so turned it into an fw video
@Nison5459 жыл бұрын
***** The sonic stages are good fun.
@insertclevername50689 жыл бұрын
Nison545 I kind of agree it did feel like he was going out of his way to try and make the game look bad (and it is pretty bad) and to not enjoy himself it felt childish on several occasions frankly.
@ChestOfDoom9 жыл бұрын
Nison545 Dont need a negative and cynical attitude to think this game is arse.
@Shadewaltz9 жыл бұрын
This is in Hell? Seriously? The game that's considered to have _ended_ the Dark Age of Sonic? The Day sections are easily on par if not better than anything in Generations and Colors, and the Night sections were decent if not fast. He hates everything because he went in with the sole intention of hating it, there wasn't even the chance of it proving him wrong, because he's going out of his way to nitpick almost literally everything and utterly failing to be entertaining because of it. This isn't even me being a butthurt fanboy, I thought the game was anywhere from poor to meh. But this video was just abysmal. Half an hour of what amounts to complaining this isn't another Sonic 3.
@KorboQ9 жыл бұрын
Shadewaltz I have to agree with you on Dan's attitude in this one, as much as I disagree that the Night sections were "decent". If I wanted to play DMC, I'd play DMC.
@ZobmieRules9 жыл бұрын
Shadewaltz "The game that's considered to have ended the Dark Age of Sonic?" I don't know who YOU'VE been talking to, but Sonic Colors ended the Dark Age of Sonic.
@Slim0thy9 жыл бұрын
Sonic colors ended the dark age. Sonic boom sat it's ass right back in it.
@generico3669 жыл бұрын
Every Sonic game is concidered to have ended the "dark age", mate. It's the same ritual every damn time. A new Sonic game comes out and all the fans yell "Sonic isn't shit anymore!" And then they go quiet for a while until the next game comes out, and then it all repeats.
@cripplingdepression80679 жыл бұрын
This should be called "NerdCubed bitches and moans about everything while never focusing on the good in Sonic games and lets nostalgia rule how he grades the games he plays thinking that Sonic should only be in 2D despite the fact that it would never work with fans due to any good non-indie game almost always have to be 3D or else they're criticized and ridiculed until the developers go bankrupt because of failing sales." or "NerdCubed B.M.A.E.W.N.F.G.S.L.N.R.G.G.P.T.S.S.O.2D.D.F.W.N.W.F.G.N-I.G.A.A.3D.T.C.R.D.B.B.F.S." but that's kind of a mouthful so NerdCubed's Hell works for now.
@leptoon9 жыл бұрын
"My nose has started bleeding but I'll deal with that later, I just think my brain is trying to kill itself." ~Dan
@hunyiu9 жыл бұрын
Gotta say that the spaceship battle cutscene looked pretty darn good. Can't say the same for the rest of the game...
@CowfaicdRealm9 жыл бұрын
When you said 'the game literally before this one', did you mean sonic and the secret rings? People looked shit in that too Dan..
@shrekisloveshrekislife39249 жыл бұрын
Cowfaic'd Realm Secret Rings wasn't really bad. It was OK. Definitely not worth revisiting if you had other options like Black Knight or Riders ZG, but it wasn't terrible.
@CowfaicdRealm9 жыл бұрын
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life Oh wow, thanks for reminding me of Black Knight, that game was amazing :D A 3d sonic game with tight controls? Holy shit yes!
@shrekisloveshrekislife39249 жыл бұрын
Aw yiss bro
@r.k8454 жыл бұрын
"if I play the game like a retard it's bad" Woah...
@tazmanscott44789 жыл бұрын
Sonic: "better not let anyone see me!" Talks to everyone
@elijahmangnall32057 жыл бұрын
"I've got to be careful who sees me like this." Then walks around talking with everybody 😂😂😂
@smg9589 жыл бұрын
I REALLY LOVE NERD CUBED'S HELL!!!!! Sooo funny. Your a really good and funny youtuber Dan!!!!!
@432neptune9 жыл бұрын
CheatsEnabled Good thing you're already in Hell...
@smg9589 жыл бұрын
Sorry I was typing while watching lol
@cheatsenabled16629 жыл бұрын
432neptune They confuse "your" with "you're" in hell? I REPENT.
@derpyfoxnoobyfox68129 жыл бұрын
Zeppelans Online Chatting In A Nutshell
@roblox-cbroandmore77819 жыл бұрын
No need to state the obvious!
@RiotingSpectre8 жыл бұрын
I remember this being part of my childhood
@davidwright73888 жыл бұрын
Me too at the time I loved it
@xezhgf66958 жыл бұрын
Same I played it on my wii
@ima1819938 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha, you're all too young.
@davidwright73888 жыл бұрын
+Ben Drowned lol
@zachanikwano8 жыл бұрын
8 years is quite a while ago.
@BulbaSaruman9 жыл бұрын
It may not be a game of the century but this doesn't look that bad
@Welshy5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if dan ever hit the disk with a sledgehammer
@edstervedster9 жыл бұрын
15:00 Just like an average day as a tourist; being hassled by street vendors and buying unnecessarily large ice-creams for kids... I feel your pain Dan!
@peachulemon9 жыл бұрын
Sonic unleashed is great accept for the medal collecting thing
@thatcyanblur9 жыл бұрын
Sonic Unleashed is fantastic during day stages. The night time stages...meh.
@soapkiller32399 жыл бұрын
Is it really fantastic or is the fact that that there has been so many awful sonic games you try to find something good about the day sections when it plays itself instead of being a good sonic game
@1toncheese9 жыл бұрын
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Rekt
@squidlox54599 жыл бұрын
MrTrollTroller NO ITS A SHIT GAME
@duckmandrake18599 жыл бұрын
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No. The day sections are pretty good in Unleashed.
@DSonicBoom9 жыл бұрын
OH GOD EGGMANLAND!
@EditEdward8 жыл бұрын
13:12 Great. Now all I see is an Overwatch map, what have these games done to me!
@EditEdward8 жыл бұрын
No worries at all bro - no harm in an honest question :D. I'll break it down by what I like, then what most people moan about. To me at least, what's good in Overwatch is the gameplay, it's really fluid and every player has loads of choices on how to adapt to each situation based on the map, their hero and the heroes the enemy are playing. Most people would moan there aren't enough maps, but in an arena shooter I don't think that's a bad thing, as it gives you opportunity to learn each map in depth, where all the health packs are, shortcuts etc. The other big moan is "oh it's just TF2" but that's just being closed minded. Yes there are elements of TF2, but it takes those and builds on them, expanding the hero / class pool means there's way more choice for the players to approach a situation however they choose. Effectively you've got to hold way more potential situations and counterplays in your head than in something like TF2. The maps also look unique rather than endless variations on "Orange quarry with some buildings, maybe one science facility". In addition, there are more open approaches to each map with way more shortcuts and trickeries to get around which ties neatly into the heroes mostly having movement abilities to make the gameplay more dynamic than "run in and shoot let's hope I win". Next moan, "but CS:GO is better". Far as I'm concerned this point is irrelevant. If you want to go play yet another copy-pasted dudes in camo / bulletproof armor variant modern military shooter that's dominated by snipers - go take your pick. I personally happen to want to play a game with actual personality and life once in a while. I respect CoD / Battlefield / MoH / CS's place, it's just not a universal Jesus game like many think it is. Nor is Overwatch. At the end of the day, the game won't be for everyone; there are people who prefer a majority deathmatch shooter ala CoD / Halo etc, where kill/death means the world to all and sundry; there are people who just won't be able to watch the repeating maps. Heck there are some who just don't like shooters. And all of that is ok. Me, I like it because I've never played the same match twice. The enormous variety of options in map and hero design means everyone is going to treat things differently and you always have to adapt to something. I like that. Even when the enemy goes for a turret and defend strategy, there's always a way through it and that way will be different each time because of the heroes and players on your own team. Lastly, there's just the unabashed fun of everyone playing as the same hero and having some silly mayhem with grenades, or ice walls, or teleports etc just flying in every direction. Yeah you'll lose, but it was damn fun.
@EditEdward8 жыл бұрын
Awh, thank you! Very sweet of you to say so
@theosnelson16398 жыл бұрын
can someone please introduce Dr Robotnik to cheese wire
@theosnelson16398 жыл бұрын
***** exactly
@stephyboo32058 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh more then it should😂
@Anquavaous4 жыл бұрын
14:35 & 26:21 Well what do you expect them to do at this point in time? They don’t know how to put the planet back together. Even if they did somehow, where would they go and how would they get there?
@MMR_LM8 жыл бұрын
'Fuck off with your Dark Gaia, we are Light Gaia' I see Dan has played this before.
@MJuegaES8 жыл бұрын
He said "or" not "we're".
@Adahop9 жыл бұрын
This actually looks fantastic...like actually playable. Granted, my main Sonic exposure for the last 9+ months has been Retsupurae's playthrough of Sonic '06 (which is still going "strong" 38 episodes in).
@KorboQ9 жыл бұрын
Adahop It's enjoyable. Has its moments. The Day stages are often fun, but they're spoiled by the shitty DMC/GoW expy Night stages.
@JonnySpec9 жыл бұрын
Adahop Sonic Generations is kinda like this but with Classic Sonic instead of the werehog.
@JonnySpec9 жыл бұрын
***** Have you played Sonic Generations? There's no werehog in it. Classic Sonic plays like a faster version of Sonic 2, while Modern Sonic plays like the daytime gameplay of Sonic Unleashed.
@toa93299 жыл бұрын
I literally had it with Dan hating on decent games, seriously there are so many videos where you don't give the game a chance...
@TheDumbHero9 жыл бұрын
THEsmallPRO He literally got through half a level by pressing square until he was interrupted by a QTE.
@ThierryRocksTV9 жыл бұрын
THEsmallPRO So I should kill myself because you were getting too sensitive over Dan's video?
@Bugeyedpurpledragon9 жыл бұрын
THEsmallPRO woah calm down there buddy
@toa93299 жыл бұрын
Demon Rantz lol ur stoopid
@ThierryRocksTV9 жыл бұрын
THEsmallPRO You're the stupid one, you can't even fucking spell!
@OrigiName4 жыл бұрын
If there's one thing you can rely on in a sonic game. The soundtrack always slaps
@tiotharius8 жыл бұрын
3:30 The funny thing is, CinemaSins actually did a video on this game!
@tiotharius8 жыл бұрын
Oh, and they also make pretty much all of the same jokes about the cinematics.
@loopysausage9 жыл бұрын
Complains about framerate, playing it on PS3. :|
@xxmart29 жыл бұрын
loopysausage so? it's still bad framerate
@animorphs9 жыл бұрын
...
@guitarguy57able9 жыл бұрын
Mart Faasse ps3 games never really had the best frame rates thats the thing. Like assassins creed constantly drops frames on ps3 but keeps a solid 60 fps on PC usually. Its really something dan always complains about ever PS3 hell video but the ps3 was never the best at keeping up a steady framerate when too much was on screen
@Cook_N9 жыл бұрын
***** lol and nobody knows why...
@jt3000o9 жыл бұрын
***** it's because game developers sucked at programming games for the ps3 that's why you'd have drops in frame rate
@CAstarman7 жыл бұрын
This was really painfull to sit through. I'm not even a big fan of Unleashed, it's an average game at best. But this guy just complains every time this game tells him to do something simple. He's not even really mocking the game, just reacting to everything with an apathetic, condesending tone. Even if you want to see someone trash this game, it's extremely boring to watch.
@holteender24565 жыл бұрын
The British for you
@donofdeaths4 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video, I've watched Dan trash my favorite games and I love it
@Daniel-nn8mr3 жыл бұрын
You obviously don't understand humour. This game was bland and if a game is bland and asks you to do boring things, you'd complain too.
@r.k845 Жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-nn8mr Dude. You can stop gobbling his cock, I can hardly hear you.
@HappyPotat9 жыл бұрын
Remember when Sonic games were good? Back when it was just a blue hedgehog running in one direction as fast as he could? Before SEGA tried to be smart and make him a different game everytime? Ahh memories...
@nobelz54349 жыл бұрын
TheHappy_P0tat0 *ahem* sonic colours,sonic generations,sonic lost world *ahem*
@HappyPotat9 жыл бұрын
Nobelz Generations too. Such wonderful anomalies...
@nobelz54349 жыл бұрын
i think those are good modern titles
@shrekisloveshrekislife39249 жыл бұрын
TheHappy_P0tat0 Actually, Unleashed, Colors, the Rush games, Black Knight, and the Riders games (except for the Kinect one) were all good as far as I know, and I played all of the ones I listed here (sadly even the kinect riders game)
@chasesmith21879 жыл бұрын
Pepperidge farm rememers
@Arcran559 жыл бұрын
When there's a complaint about how it tells you there's autosave, you know it's gonna be a 30 minute tantrum about every shade that Dan doesn't like in the sky.
@RubyPrice9 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a series where Dan plays all the way through every Sonic game and listen to him eventually lose the will to keep playing on once he's gone past Sonic 3 and they start giving him a story...
@xenopug63909 жыл бұрын
NERD³'s hell is hilarious.
@flair5418 жыл бұрын
I have one positive thing to say about this game, those shadow looking guys would probably be nifty in their own game.
@prutata8 жыл бұрын
You've probably never played it before.. Its pretty enjoyable..
@flair5418 жыл бұрын
Doggo • I did, didn't like it very much
@Frodudus9 жыл бұрын
Nerd³'s Hell... Sonic Unleashed Nerd³'s FW... Sonic R Seems legit.
@sweetmoonpigeon74699 жыл бұрын
Given it was the least broken sonic game until generations or colors. This game actually seemed to have some amount of quality control, people just didn't like how slow the werehog was
@computethis15334 жыл бұрын
14:41 I’m not worried about literally every over inaccuracy But HOW IS THAT ICECREAM NOT ON THE FLOOR
@Eskelater9 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this game ouo Nerdcubed hates this cuz its not what it used to be XD Its a different game. Review the game and not compare it to a game which is different! Seriosly. You want a sprite based sonic with momentum physics? Review that. I know this came from the guy who enjoyed sonic 06 but at least this game was finished and polished. Jeasus! Also your not really playing the freaking game. Your just going "ECH TAP SQUARE SQUARE SQUARE!" You admitted to being bias even at the begining! And then you blame it on the storyline?! That should mean the least to you! You review games not movies!
@admiraljamison96049 жыл бұрын
***** im sorry to say that m8, but this game sux major dik
@Eskelater9 жыл бұрын
Ivan Vladimir How?
@ViviGayming9 жыл бұрын
+Four Strings Re-tuned It seems like a different game that had sonic inserted last minute.
@Eskelater9 жыл бұрын
Ttam2 Fair enough. I guess the whole werehog part was a little gimmicky. But does that mean it still cant be enjoyed? For what it is, it aint half bad. It aint speed yeah but it also aint half bad.
@liambowman52479 жыл бұрын
I quite enjoyed this game to, and I always wonder why people say its so bad.
@guishark099 жыл бұрын
And here is MORE Game Theory proof that gamers don't want innovation. Personally, I love this game. i don't see the big problems with it.
@leon25509 жыл бұрын
sorry, can't say i agree with you. i love this game.
@daemonprince5059 жыл бұрын
Lol 1 like
@Brystr09 жыл бұрын
***** omfg mom get the camera XD
@Leanderbro9 жыл бұрын
***** dude, he managed 31...
@Leanderbro9 жыл бұрын
***** and im saying it's 31 now *facepalm*
@Leanderbro9 жыл бұрын
***** yes...
@thecrusader77513 жыл бұрын
this video was made back in a time where people hated this game the year is 2020, people now look back and praise this game along with its soundtrack Time is a weird and funny thing
@gusazoth4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who complains about "werehog" shouldn't use the word "burger" or a hundred other word parts that have been reanalyzed in English.
@MCrafter123459 жыл бұрын
Sega should make animations instead of shitty games.
@TheFirenze1149 жыл бұрын
Crafter12345 And then Sonic Boom happened
@KorboQ9 жыл бұрын
TheFirenze114 I've heard Sonic Boom (the show) is actually pretty good.
@TheFirenze1149 жыл бұрын
***** I haven't watched it yet, but I've heard the complete opposite.
@KorboQ9 жыл бұрын
TheFirenze114 Different strokes, I suppose.
@adityachandran72809 жыл бұрын
I bet you've never even HEARD of Sonic Colors, and Generations.
@IronicTB9 жыл бұрын
There is such a thing as being too negative in these kind of reviews. In particular, complaining about the parts of the game that most people actually enjoyed, such as the daytime segments, isn't a particularly good idea. Actually playing the game to find out what is bad and what isn't might be a better alternative to just assuming every part of it is bad.
@kooperphillips2689 жыл бұрын
Yes, this game may have a few faults in it but their are still some good things about it. The day stages are amazing, the scenery/design of objects like buildings in the environment are well detailed, they have somewhat good animated cutscenes, decent story, a great soundtrack (don't tell me you don't like the endless possibilities instrumental), and overall a great mechanic to increase gameplay time (collecting the moon and sun medals to advance through the stages). The only bad things about this game are that some of the side missions are impossible/easy as fuck, the night stages were not bad but not that good, EGGMAN LAND (that stage can suck my nuts in hell), the bosses are not that well inspired (they are fucking animals, a beetle, bird, fish, spider, and a moray eel, seriously Sega, you couldn't get a more creative design team. At least Dark Gaia, the Shamar boss, and the Egg Dragoon were somewhat creative), I dashed through 7 continents to power the Chaos Emeralds, WHY NOT GIVE ME SUPER SONIC, like Sonic Colors or Sonic Generations!
@therudestofclouds20079 жыл бұрын
5:30 tentical thing akin to henti and then he makes naughty sounds, i think he summoned that thing for... other reasons then taking over the world
@FlakyMusic9 жыл бұрын
+Wyatt Williams That's a lot of effort for wanting to get fucked by tentacles, but when you're horny you don't really think straight.
@skurneha71639 жыл бұрын
at 24:55 you said, and I quote, "The fucking planet shat- Did none of you read the papers?" I can see it now.....WORLD TAKES HUGE DUMP....
@awesomecat98988 жыл бұрын
The story: 3/10 The graphics, engine and load times: 7/10 (100000000/10 compared to sonic 06 considering they're on the same hardware) The regular sonic gameplay parts: 9/10 The 'werehog' sonic gameplay parts: 1/10
@whataghost15248 жыл бұрын
I get people don 'think like the whole "Sonic turns into a wolfhog (because were for some reason means man!) he gets slower but think about how he looks when he turns into that. He gets a TON of extra fur that slows him down! He wears kleets! have you noticed that!? Ever try running with actual spikes on your shoes? No I think not. Also everyone is saying this game is terrible well I say this game is FANTASTIC but the graphics could use a upgrade in my opinion. I mean that's really the only problem Nerd cubed was just bitching about how you hit a enemy when it's dead it gets back up. Like I almost fell asleep watching this because he had no energy because he was acting like this game was worse than Sonic 06!
@davidwright73888 жыл бұрын
No way are they!
@TCAFTV8 жыл бұрын
+David Wright yes way are they
@princessjuleit8 жыл бұрын
+Jobm8tty's Army the fact that he gets spikes on his shoes doesn't even make sense though
@whataghost15248 жыл бұрын
+iceteaaddict I'll admit I must agree with you on that one...
@emerald36169 жыл бұрын
Nerd I know you grew up with the classics but NOT EVERYONE WANTS 2D!!! I loved sonic generations but you saying the only 2D bits are good and anything 3D is hell is just insulting.
@emerald36169 жыл бұрын
of course not as well but come on! not every 3D sonic game is complete HELL (only most of them...)
@ShadyDoorags8 жыл бұрын
"He just does that because he's angry." ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION!?! The game is clearly showing that Sonic's energy is connected to monster and he's having a reaction. Instead of being ready to complain about everything, maybe actually wait to judge the game. Not gonna pretend like this is the best game ever, but you clearly came in with some bias.
@CriticalCipher8 жыл бұрын
Shady Doorags Because that makes so much sence, that writing there is so bad why would you pay anymind to it since when you do it makes less sence than him just changing because he is angry
@CriticalCipher8 жыл бұрын
I see the clues but the problem isn't the cinamtics the cinamtics are fine, the logic behind this, it raises more question. I knew he was struggling and probably on in a ton of pain but I don't really care he walked right into it, so yhe only character trait I got from him is he isn't really that clever, like at all. And I don't care about the explination since I can't care about this character. The writing is either predictable or boring which is a sign of good writing, not bad writing but could easily have been better and that is the problem I have with all sonic games they scrap everything and start over with ever game instead of refining it and making a great game instead of a okay sonic game. The game is medicore and like a lot of sonic games could be alot better than it is already. Too me wasted talent is worse than a bad game. That cutscene looks really good but the rest of the game doesn't have the same feel and it end up feeling like it goes from competent to incompetent/unrefind alot
@theaether31247 жыл бұрын
He does play with nostalgia goggles, I've gotten tired of the hell series.
@NEligahn9 жыл бұрын
"WOOOO!" .... "YEAH!" .... "WOOOO!" .... "WOOOOO!" ..... "WOOOOO!" ...."YEAH!"..... You know you can record more than two "excited" noises, right Sonic Team? "WOOOO!" I thought my eardrums were going to burst with one more "WOOOOO!" sound.
@Auxro7 жыл бұрын
The response to this was hardly negative, the fact that this is a hell video gave it unnecessary bias
@jonihallivuori9 жыл бұрын
This is still better than 06...
@shrekisloveshrekislife39249 жыл бұрын
|Fever| H-GAMES Dude seriously damn near everything is better than 06, except Boom. Actually, those are the two bad games. And maybe Generations 3DS, but that is just my opinion.
@jonihallivuori9 жыл бұрын
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life I almost completed Unleashed, but couldn't bother with the last few Werehog stages..
@shrekisloveshrekislife39249 жыл бұрын
Really? Cos I thought most of the Werehog stages were better than the Hedgehog stages.
@jonihallivuori9 жыл бұрын
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life I hated the balancing shit and yeah... They were okay I guess..
@shrekisloveshrekislife39249 жыл бұрын
But a few of the day stages were fairly badass.
@HJW0129 жыл бұрын
Dan would be excellent at CinemaSins!
@Brystr09 жыл бұрын
***** kinda Dan Isnt as much of a smart ass as cinemasin's but dan's hella' funny
@boblon81509 жыл бұрын
This was worse then that ign review of this game
@bobinbox12397 жыл бұрын
Bob Lon no fanboy
@carter53239 жыл бұрын
That game isnt that bad... could've been worse *cough cough* 06 *cough cough*
@Daniel-nn8mr3 жыл бұрын
You okay there? You seem to have a bad cough talking about an abomination of a game. That's happened to me before.
@gunman84527 жыл бұрын
Talks about frame-rate,hasn't played jungle joyride 10/10
@MrFleen9 жыл бұрын
When there's a Nerd3 Hell video that's over 30 minutes it's like a nice long movie that I can watch curled up with a blanket.
@officialkirbyfan68992 жыл бұрын
Awh
@patrickbone59938 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one that likes this game?
@patrickbone59938 жыл бұрын
:(
@betaCarrotYT8 жыл бұрын
No your not :)
@_Maddex_8 жыл бұрын
I kinda like it
@RaithSienar8 жыл бұрын
The Sonic bits are really good. The werehog bits are...there.
@betaCarrotYT8 жыл бұрын
RaithSienar I actually quite liked the werehog bits
@Kris4518 жыл бұрын
I like Sonic Unleashed... On the PS2
@victurbulent73928 жыл бұрын
same
@Fast_and_Cool8 жыл бұрын
I like both versions...
@ikagura8 жыл бұрын
+RGB done it on emulator
@Kris4518 жыл бұрын
+Charles BOAG Why?
@alecmackintosh27348 жыл бұрын
+RGB because the ps3 and x360 was better
@AndyEdwards179 жыл бұрын
oh come on Dan... The game isn't that bad.
@unoriginalname44264 жыл бұрын
10:55 is when the gameplay starts. And that’s with editing. This games opening takes over 11 minutes
@theforce9919 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while at Dan's gameplay
@leosmola6759 жыл бұрын
nerdcubed completes??? xD
@kyledion13469 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm one of the only people who actually likes this game
@SieraExtincion9 жыл бұрын
lol i check if the save symbol isnt somewhere when i turn my games or consoles of becuse i actuallly lost a safe file in Farcry2 that way ._.
@therandomer62619 жыл бұрын
dan, all you do in old sonics is hold down one button and occasionally tap another
@rhombagonVA9 жыл бұрын
I have never questioned Dan's opinion of a game, until now. Daytime Stages: Good Nighttime Stages: Suffers from "Like God of War, but" Syndrome Plot: Questionable at times, but this features a 3-ft tall hedgehog running at supersonic fuckin' speeds to defeat an evil Theodore Roosevelt look-a-like, so why the fuck are we complaining about the plot?
@michaelevans70279 жыл бұрын
sonic unleashed is pretty good!
@M8ingSeason9 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@M8ingSeason9 жыл бұрын
And the only reason why you didn't have fun is because all you did was tap square!
@frozenfeet45349 жыл бұрын
***** He could, but he doesn't want to, and you have no right to be ordering your peers around. js
@dipshitmcirishpants628 жыл бұрын
"just do the 2D bits from generations", you clearly don't understand that you don't stand for an entire fanbase! I fucking love the boost formula because... thats sonic to me. if I want to play a 2D platformer I'll play a mario game, the boost formula is unique, it doesn't matter if you don't like it, you shouldn't be telling a developing studio to be like every other 2d platformer, sonic isnt the only game series out there
@dipshitmcirishpants628 жыл бұрын
nah, I'm not really in the mood to kill myself, but thanks for the suggestion bud!
@dipshitmcirishpants628 жыл бұрын
Dumbass Computer and I'll look forward to every second of their rage xD
@dipshitmcirishpants628 жыл бұрын
Dumbass Computer xD
@dipshitmcirishpants628 жыл бұрын
Dumbass Computer 14... so yea, you be right. I'm a bit more mature than other teenagers you way find though
@dipshitmcirishpants628 жыл бұрын
Dumbass Computer thx :)
@MagisterMalleus9 жыл бұрын
Actors were paid to make those cutscenes. With money.
@GiantMoth9 жыл бұрын
Badatstuff The mere thought scares me. Then again, the people who voice acted the original Resident Evil were paid, too... *shudder*
@egacide9 жыл бұрын
CREATORS MIND: "hey hey hey people, You know what you guys love? Sonic being Sonic and fast! Well, we're gonna make a sonic game in which sonic doesn't go fast!"
@jasoncoetzee9799 жыл бұрын
Just remember with the whole "Why doesn't Dr Robotnik just make a force field to vaporise Sonic" is that the hunter is nothing without the hunt.