Nerd³ Tests... Bad Ass Babes - It Took 8 Hours To Censor This

[@critical2apps]

I now understand dans tweets about censoring things with Theresa May

[@MASTERSHADOWLINX]

I miss Dan censoring things with David Cameron, tbh.

[@mylesfrost335]

I Am Cheesus have you seen manyatruenerds video where he replaces every censor with an intresting fact about hedghogs hilarious AND educational

[@mylesfrost335]

***** sakura swim club Genuinely had me in tears towards the end

[@jaykeir9072]

This is art

[@daleykun]

That's some strong and stable censorship there.

[@jackrobertson9967]

Daley YES

[@diddyread]

I JUST DIED

[@CplConundrum]

Daley This needs pinned

[@teipeu9033]

Daley About as stable as brie in a desert.

[@henmasman]

This really makes me want to vote labour... i wont tho... i shall withstand

[@billysmith6250]

This video features more Theresa May than a Conservative election ad

[@Player7385]

Than a televised debate*

[@Zersetzung]

Billy Smith the opposite really as the Conservative is never mentioned and they only mention Theresa. It's all retarded though because she avoids journalists and actual humans like the plague.

[@jorgeestrada2930]

Billy Smith

[@jodinha4225]

*Rebbeca walks in*

[@potatoe8142]

Walks right back out

[@IvyMidrVega]

Knowing Rebecca from CAH a while back, they'd probably enjoy this.

[@inparasomniac]

no need to worry, i'm sure Dan's pained face was enough to reassure her XD

[@Linosek279]

About 5 of those were spent finding a picture of Theresa May where her horns aren't visible

[@Jamwamee]

Pretty sure censorship is supposed to protect young, impressionable eyes but after this I'm pretty sure Theresa May's face will haunt my nightmares...

[@Toxicbull10]

I much regret opening this at school

[@DebilNo4Mk1]

rip

[@chunkydeadman8169]

Froztarlozt that's just sad

[@Mr.FastZombie]

Froztarlozt I don't think that's normal.

[@Grimlittlefuse]

The video is called "Bad Ass Babes - It Took 8 Hours To Censor This"... Did you think this was a fucking Minecraft video?!

[@Toxicbull10]

Dean Brown I wasn't really paying attention to titles I just kinda clicked because you know nerd3

[@magentanide5984]

You're... A.... 'bout to see Nerd³ and Emma Blacker-y...

[@matthewb3635]

Its the year of DEMMA DEMMA........!!!!

[@magentanide5984]

A necessary addition. Couldn't be bothered to scour the Unicode table at that time.

[@magentanide5984]

Húh. Í thóúght thát ónly wórkéd fór áccéntéd léttérs.

[@magentanide5984]

@"""

[@roxannefoxx7868]

Why do i feel like i could give Emma a rock and she'd be like "wow this is cool!"

[@kyteillingworth]

*Sees NerdCubed video* "Well, time to stop wanking!" *Sees title* "...or I could just, carry on...." EDIT: *Sees Theresa May* "Oh, FUCK NOOOO"

[@vallerieknight198]

Ugh casual you need to stay strong and steady

[@The97gtrs]

Could you? Cuz I sure couldn't... even without Teresa May's face

[@joepreston9167]

Fletcher Illingworth This made me laugh more than it should of😂

[@kyteillingworth]

This made me cum more than it should have

[@fairguinevere666]

Fletcher Illingworth ಠ_ಠ

[@Unorthadox_]

Feminists: "we need more strong women in video games" Game Developers: "no need to worry, we got this one sorted"

[@carternoble1918]

XD

[@HardBoiledGregg]

Danke, Corbyn

[@caffeinatedspider3224]

It even passes the Bechdel test.

[@RYNOCIRATOR_V5]

alternatively... Game Developers: "hold my beer"

[@matrix07012]

Lol

[@mrpersonsir3479]

Anddddd............ Demonetized.

[@DodoTA727]

Not yet...

[@Poggle566]

Demonised then demonetised.

[@Zeldur]

Lol, I got an ad for 50 shades of grey before the video XD.

[@zackl2000]

Charlie Sheen Are you dumb?

[@zackl2000]

Charlie Sheen You sure about that?

[@funkyfugi135]

I think even Jim sterling would be hesitant to touch this

[@matthewb3635]

Oh my god he would love this game

[@owenpowin272]

He did. It's a Jimpression video published last September IIRC.

[@EpicTagger17]

It probably took less then 8 hours for the devs to make this game...

[@Adamnski]

This is GTA V levels of quality compared to most of the satanic puss steam greenlight ejaculates onto the storefront every five minutes...

[@tristanhoppe8866]

Fair enough, at least this work

[@kyleflounder9783]

No, it took them way longer. It took them at least 8 hours to stop having throbbing erections every 5 seconds, apparently, based on the nudity and sexual content in this game.

[@zachleblanc3476]

I expect a uncensored version uploaded to redtube ASAP.

[@jackmanreffitt]

What else would you pay with Emma?

[@hpatel3172]

Tippy Rippy You don't pay with her, you pay her.

[@crackedemerald4930]

g-freaking-g

[@YouTubeExplore777]

I'll watch Emma get an Enema. Enema Dingleberry.

[@kentuckyfryedstalin]

Tippy Rippy foreplay?

[@delanebrandy]

Press F to Pay respect

[@TheSnaveeelPlaysGames]

You taught me something I probably should have known

[@Sorestlor]

wow

[@SAMSONWALLS]

f

[@addo4164]

I like that the tests series lets your play all sorts of games... No matter the content

[@TheSnaveeelPlaysGames]

as much as I get excited when he chose a complete series of a game I like this is much better because if it's a bad choice I only have to wait until tomorrow to see a new game instead of a month!

[@justincruz8050]

and thus, in one fowl swoop, Dan's misconception about porn on steam is hopelessly and effortlessly shattered.

[@justincruz8050]

"There's no nudity on steam, that's not allowed on steam."

[@iLOLZU42]

"It Took 8 Hours To Censor This" I hope this game is awful.

[@TheSnaveeelPlaysGames]

It would be nice if it was a normal game and he still put 8 hours into editing...

[@DrLynch2009]

85 in steam

[@Creen64]

The screen with the 3 girls with the guns like what the fuck i have that nerf gun in my basement

[@rot_studios]

And so Dan had nightmares of uncensored bits for the rest of his days... The End~

[@ZyonAytkyn]

So when's the unedited version coming out?

[@TheSnaveeelPlaysGames]

RedTube?

[@Mattia_98]

You can upload this sorts of videos if you add an age restriction..

[@SSofIreland]

You know what? Why didn't the developers just plaster the word *"TITS"* in huge red letters in place of the story? It's clear that that's the only reason this game was made, and the only real reason anyone would buy it.

[@RuthlessDutchman]

SSofIreland maybe some people are in it for the deep and complex plot

[@noscopeblazingitM]

RuthlessDutchman that "plot" is very good

[@RedRocky54]

But the best porn is the ones with the strange, slightly shitty, and yet complex and mildly interesting plots.

[@AbelDuviant]

Cuz trials in tainted space exists and they don't want to mess with fenoxo

[@AnesidoraAston]

RedRocky54 Also midgets.

[@callumbrown5375]

the amount of theresa mays face in the biker section is actual nightmare fuel

[@taekinuru2]

I love how the art style of the aliens doesn't even mesh slightly with the look of the models.

[@k_smithplays6090]

is it a cutscene or a cuntscene

[@CerealGraph]

K_SmithPlays Yes

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

Sausage.

[@jack6944]

emma was right about this being the peek of the channel but now its peeking again yay

[@aturchomicz821]

good

[@andrewrieger7734]

Did anyone else read this as "Badass Babies"

[@rico5818]

Andrew Rieger YES!

[@TheTimeBomb75]

Yeah, it made the subtitle very confusing and worrying.

[@spacenuts2781]

Andrew Rieger yeah

[@jballardgolf]

Andrew Rieger maybe

[@Toxicbull10]

Andrew Rieger yes twice

[@kieransaul2711]

Not a single half-naked lady in the thumbnail? Dan, you missed out on a perfect clickbait opportunity.

[@Cteklite]

Note to self. Never watch Nerd³ in the vicinity of parents.

[@m3lod1an]

"why don't they use apostrophes" "WHY DON'T THEY USE SHIRTS!?" iconic

[@NarieltheTrue]

oh geez, it's $10.99 too?!?

[@fellowdegenerate6190]

whats worse the fact that you put this video up or the fact that you put the link to the game in the description

[@SnipeyGaming]

Jared Courtright both...

[@JamesFluker]

This is hilarious. What an iconic and well made game!

[@minscandboo9749]

I usually kick evils butt... I'm not sure how I feel about this... *Uncertain squeak*

[@airbusisawesome]

Best censorship ever? Best censorship ever.

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

create Best censorship ever!

[@teahunting]

This was hilarious, I do hope there will be more of this. Maybe you can take it in turns to edit (censor) it? Also I love how despite this basically just being a tits-and-ass vehicle, there is actual gameplay and dialogue and some attempt at characterisation and plot. This took a lot of dedication!

[@lukehamilton8285]

"Oh fuck emma"

[@OneJazzyBoye]

Nope.avi

[@MASTERSHADOWLINX]

"Will that joke ever get old? I don't think so!" -- Dan, 15th of October, 2013. How could you let the David Cameron joke die, Dan?! How could you?!

[@PintOfJinnes]

Have him play 'Project X: Love Potion Disaster'.

[@MidgetandFriends]

so far i haven't found anyone talking about this but OH MY GOD Time crisis was my childhood, loved those games including Crisis zone (and the weird mobile phone ones), someone needs to remake those games before Time crisis 5 comes out of Japan

[@vraisairs9201]

SERIES! SERIES! SERIES!

[@wolfieeeee256]

WOO-HOO!

[@Captain.Scarlet]

I demand a play through series of this "game" with demand!

[@nicholasyeto]

I thought Emma died, glad she is still alive!

[@minerlogo]

Cummins Turbo Diesel! She has been uploading on her own channel alot more recently along with a live demma series.

[@adamjohnson8305]

Cummins Turbo Diesel! She legit had a music video trending like 2 weeks ago.

[@osb6144]

I love how dan edited all the nudity with tereasa may

[@tomato6728]

Someone should make time crysis for VR

[@CH-bd6jg]

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

[@olimccarthy9121]

Plz censor your censorship with something that dose need extra censorship using a censor Thanks

[@SyBaR_]

Pause at any point during the vehicle sequence, I dare you xD

[@ianwright3195]

Emma needs to be on nerd cubed more often

[@crashboxnat545]

I was a bit confused when I saw this video in my subscription box. But then I clicked the video and heard Emma's voice and now it makes perfect sense.

[@sillys0cks]

Demma completes?

[@unicorns1584]

The fact dan knows about rupauls drag race has made my day 😂🙌🏻

[@GamingWolfGod]

I love Emma. She's just absolutely hilarious.

[@Conquistador629]

Did anyone else notice that the centre biker girl is wielding a painted nerf havok fire, I only noticed cause of the rounded cone thing used to load the bloody thing xD

[@nerdyhound]

14 dislikes must mean that 14 people were offended by the dans censoring.

[@stipsyn3291]

Dan... im so sorry you have to do this for us...

[@AriaNL]

Why Theresa May? *WHY?!*

[@MutedMicsOnly]

Mitsuha to take away any possible boners. its a good favour to anyone in public

[@arcticthefenfriend2179]

Osachuu if it was to prevent possible boners it failed

[@terryflopycow2231]

Because the previous Prime Minister David Cameron randomly said he was going to ban porn in the UK, but never did. So to mock him Dan used his face to cover any explicit images, but then Dave kinda got butthurt over brexit and resigned, then the next two people in line weren't available so it came to Theresa, so I guess he swapped to her face. What the hell is politics now.

[@carternoble1918]

Mitsuha POLITICS

[@metallsnubben]

Also, extra fitting since the devs are apparently called "thatcher productions"

[@redgreen1052]

I love how unenthusiastic Dan sounded when he said:"I like breasts aswell."

[@seabe2345]

I wonder how rebecca feels about this...

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

*Nerd tests* "meh why not" *hears Emma* "I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A DEMMA"

[@Doyoufearthereaper13]

Emma should start a lets play series of her very enthusiastically playing weird sex games. I would watch every episode

[@etielaga]

tbh, i think this is one of the most enjoyable videos in a while

[@lmcf_gtr]

Why Theresa May as a sensor 😂

[@emmastrange5557]

Theresa May is very pro censorship

[@winkinggerbil]

also a strong woman in power... Or because dan is a champagne socialist that Hates her :)

[@Grort]

Probably more a joke, due to her trying to pass censorship of porn in the UK. That and the fact she's the PM, and a pretty unpopular one at that. As for a strong leader... she's ran away from debates and heavily screened her meetings with the public, which kind of suggests either weakness or not trusting in ones own platform.

[@mattbell4498]

Grort Yeah. Well. Look at her competition. Shes gonna win.

[@emmastrange5557]

She's going to win because of her party, I doubt anyone could actually defend her specifically.

[@rasmusNorby]

Dan was so unhappy during this :D And Emma and I loved it :D

[@vidiia]

is it just me or is this artstyle really fucking cool?

[@racercowan]

I kinda want to see this unscensored. Like, the face is just everywhere, how did they even manage to fit in that much graphic content.

[@nathanokane8954]

So, um does anyone, um know where I can get this game?

[@angrybidoof847]

Princenat That shady guy in the trench coat behind the asda

[@macallan3933]

Princenat dicription

[@nathanokane8954]

Macallan it's a joke, you do know that right?

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

For research purposes, I'm assuming?

[@Hayernator]

That endless stream of Theresa may made me laugh so hard

[@johnwhittington2998]

Best game ever

[@BlakLite15]

The sad part is that Dan's done a better job photoshopping this video than the developers did photoshopping their supposed professional product.

[@afdalfadfasdfasf]

want to play a game? find the spot Dan missed while editing

[@insanityfilter2060]

Only eight hours? Shit Dan, that's some good editing.

[@BigHappysPlace]

You can just hear the pain in Dan's voice. Classic. The one time I didn't say. Thats a problem for editing Dan!

[@micahcaudle8981]

Lmfaoooo I literally looked at the description at the perfect time " it sounded like power puff girls." " it really did"

[@TGC40401]

As someone who edited a video once... this would be a nightmare... you are a hero... kind of.

[@Jayyemi]

Yay, unexpected demma. Also the neon nerdcubed logo on the thumbnail looks sexy as hell

[@BaronofFate]

This is actual youtube gold. It will go down in history as the greatest video of all time.

[@Andre-pl1wh]

In the year 20XX everybody plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection.

[@senpaislayeruwu6526]

Shopkeeper Appears.... Dan: Screams Emma: Cheers

[@Kitsula]

Dan missed a golden opportunity to use Margret Thatcher along with May - It's Co-op and the game is made by Thatcher productions.

[@obnoxiouspriest]

That was incredible. I'd watch another 18 minutes of that.

[@Hazzdark1]

I almost spat out my tea when the "So I did" appeared on the screen.

[@liammcclish4291]

Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi Sora kara futte kita mitai Tokubetsu na kisetsu no iro ga tokimeki wo miseru yo Hajimete deatta toki kara Yokan ni sawagu kokoro no Melody Tomerarenai tomaranai na - ze Todokete Setsunasa ni wa namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation" Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou Binetsu no naka tamerattemo dame da ne Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start!! Oto mo naku kehai mo naku Shizuka ni unmei wa kawaru Kore kara no mirai ni mune no kodou ga hayaku naru Tatoeba komatta toki ni wa Sugu kaketsukete dakishimetakute Doko ni itemo doko demo Fly high Isoide Itsunomanika ookiku nari sugita "True emotion" Yume dake miteru you ja tsurai yo Koibito wa kimi tte iitai Yasashii me ga tomadotteru iya da yo Kono mama ikki ni aijou azukete Please!! Todokete Setsunasa ni wa namae wo tsukeyou ka "Snow halation" Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou Binetsu no naka tamerattemo dame da ne Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start!!

[@3tears1000]

nozomi best gril

[@SleepSoul]

The greatest use of FMV in the history of gaming.

[@ditzyrose700]

I would've seen boobs if I looked down my shirt, but they got flagged and removed by most of humanity a long time ago.. sorry about that.

[@mrjencorevef]

Hands down the funniest video I've seen on KZbin for a very long time! 😂

[@MM-vs2et]

because is the only PG video on youtube

[@joegreenhalgh43]

I'm glad Dan thinks of us by putting a link to this spectacular game

[@jobillybob9689]

15:07 the girl in the middle is holding a Vulcan EBF 25 nerf gun

[@SupaWaluigi]

Missed opportunity by the devs to not call it Brilliantly Obscure Offline Babe Simulator....(It took me at least 15 minutes to think up this one joke)

[@casualonion]

This should win an award for best use of Theresa May's face.

[@ReaperStrain006]

When I heard Emma's voice seven seconds into the video, I know I'm in for one helluva show. And my pizza's ready, too!

[@speedbass707]

I swear Chika's bra comes off half way through her attack animation and then comes back magically

[@SammiSummer]

Thank you for putting hours of labor into this beautiful masterpiece

[@movingbook]

I'm not sure which was better, Dan's clear inability to get past the idea of all the editing that would be required, or the stream of Mays during the motorcycle section.

[@deadmememachine9530]

A wanna see more of this because of dan's reaction

[@saymynamesecond421]

I feel physical pain everytime I see a theresa may

[@karmascamera5275]

Dammit, you two didn't get to the giant c-! Uhh...Nevermind

[@TF2Fanvids]

Dan censors everything BUT the portrait of a woman getting rogered by one of the squids from half-life.