Nerd³ Plays... Hitman: Contracts

[@starghezer3602]

Hitman Contracts and Hitman Relaxes

[@deebs12]

Ha

[@CS9_]

+The Lazyneer ha. ha ha.

[@batboy122ninjabat6]

+Aiden Krupp me2

[@lenkamasicova6277]

Satellite Moon

[@loakal3557]

i wh you suck

[@neoman289151]

"Shit the universe!" That sounds horrifyingly painful.

[@Loganc6569]

Victor Viridian ahh my butt just really hurts thinking about shitting the universe

[@HereticJon]

Logan Clarke HURRY LOCK HIM IN THERE! ITS COMING OUT!

[@HereticJon]

Logan Clarke HURRY LOCK HIM IN THERE! ITS COMING OUT!

[@Loganc6569]

PoliceMarksmen Jonathon Tremain AHHHHH ITS COMING OUT OF THE WALLS

[@videodroid3807]

+Victor Viridian I know this is late but... what did you think the big bang was?

[@JamesLewis98]

1:29 "Wuaha uh..Have you heard about Jesus?" Funniest moment of NerdCubed

[@InnocentRain562]

Him saying 'Owww Matron' was amazing too

[@adambouwer]

+James Lewis What about in his Prince of Persia FW when this happens; *Monster noises that are deep and grumbly*Nerd: Mum?

[@ballsackfarter87]

+adam bouwer also from this vid "Well that wasn't me."

[@firetyper6187]

Ever.

[@SolarBlader64]

"MAN, that was a massive shit that guy just did, sounded like a gunshot." ... "And my cover is secured..."

[@chanzeleondreideleon2152]

"This is a game where you play as a bald assassin who likes to murder people and then cosplay as them" describes hitman pretty well

[@Ch4pp13]

4:49 ultimate stealth assasin makes stealthy wscape from SWAT. Disappeared without a trace.

[@Omarock]

Best Hitman game ever. This is what hitman should be, dark and ruthless ice cold killer.

[@guyferi]

*4 years later* Ha Ha fish go incapacitate

[@Shevchenko_DBR9]

Blood Money is the best.

[@LazyPepe2359]

Contracts on blood money engine would be fire.

[@gosteponyourmomslego5053]

2005: The Franchise gets rid of the agency 2016: nvm it was actually the Illuminati the whole time It cannot just be me but the new games are straight trash

[@fuckoff9182]

A Hitman Movie advertisement played before this video for me. I have a feeling that's not a coincidence.

[@aust2354]

+Jake Heffer I got Runescape

[@finnstewart4747]

+Jake Heffer I got AdBlock.

[@stuartpot4930]

+Jake Heffer Call of Duty (hehe, duty) Black Ops lll

[@crazynathan7529]

Lololololololololololoololololollolololololo

[@finnstewart4747]

TheCatOfWar that's nice.

[@poignion6040]

I doubt people will agree with me but Nerd3 Completes (Any without Absolution) Hitman?

[@irvin5294]

BLOOD MONEY PLEASE

[@poignion6040]

Good idea.

[@ZaccoOfficial]

Connor Memeslie but i like absoloution

[@ZaccoOfficial]

Connor Memeslie how about absoloution... without absoloution 😅

[@shadowtriggers5443]

This video is somehow eight years old I remember watching it when it was uploaded

[@bandan83]

'Sturrock is hungry again, eh?' 'Yeah, I better bring him some food'

[@ComradeCheekiBreeki]

"EXCUSE ME! Dragnov, grosnigrad, klashinkov, vodka"

[@Blackpool-no2vt]

I remember playing this on ps2 console brings back so many memories playing this

[@JudgeBane]

Lol, that SWAT cop got completely soaked by 47 stealing that car.

[@Clean_Freak]

Hearing this intro brings back many memories

[@Shevlander]

Johovas witnesses have really stepped up there game

[@heyguysjohnfarder]

Shevlan d Jehova's*

[@yugioh1581]

Xephos Yeta Jehovah's*

[@heyguysjohnfarder]

I knew I had spelled it wrong. Thank you

[@Rob-lw7tx]

Shevlan d *Their

[@dylanhopkins3640]

+Shevlan d Their*

[@physsnake]

Two games left to make videos about, Dan. Silent Assassin and Codename 47.

[@rihardsrozans6920]

+RandomGamingJew 66 Cancer. It is cancer. Better that sniper game on android.

[@thebeastmk2]

Just noticed that the guy telling you to go left is the director from the stuntman game

[@benderrodriguez9166]

The only time I heard him even mention Absolution at all.

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

Well it is the worst entry.

[@Ethonoris]

WHO THE FUCK JUST SHOT ME IN THE CHEST?!

[@SidneyJupiter]

"An assassin who likes to kill people then cosplay as them" nerd3 2014

[@Emily232]

9:10 GOD DAMN IT HOW DID YOU KNOW DAN???!!

[@Emily232]

AnteSa Um, how does that make me ten exactly?

[@Emily232]

AnteSa So, playing Minecraft means you're ten? Okay. I think I've realised who's the ten year old here.

[@Emily232]

AnteSa Not true. I know many other adults who use their Minecraft face as their profile picture.

[@Emily232]

AnteSa By the way, congratulations. On having the maturity of a five year old.

[@Emily232]

AnteSa Good point :)

[@squidwardtentacles9910]

I clicked on this video at 12:47. Hue hue because 47 and that's the main character

[@WitherHakkou]

Long haitus of about 8 years from this game, but out of the 4 to 5 years i have played the Hitman games, i have NEVER passed the butcher level!

[@WaqasK-Khan55]

11.08 'Don't get in there he shat himself' loool

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

11:08

[@ikovader]

Still a better love story than twilight.

[@KommandoKenny]

Still better than absolution

[@guyneilson7762]

Am I the only one who thinks absolution wasn't too bad

[@guyneilson7762]

It has quite a few problems but it wasn't bad

[@KommandoKenny]

Guy Neilson Yes it was

[@KommandoKenny]

***** Fuck off

[@guyneilson7762]

Did I start a war???

[@DarkKnight6six6]

Bald, kill, cosplay, repeat. That's hitman in a nutshell and it's absolutely brilliant (except for Absolution, that disgrace of a game.)

[@carcinogenetricist2993]

+DarkKnight6six6 I think it's a great game

[@nukenier-4836]

@@g80gzt No, he has an opinion on the internet.

[@Timartin11]

0:27 Instantly thought of Dean Ambrose.

[@shade994777]

That entrance twirl though 3:52

[@shil4720]

So, to fit the part of an asylum patient he asked them if they heard about Jesus? Never change, Dan.

[@fuckoff9182]

Minato284 LOL

[@r01ds0z2]

The SWAT guys look like metal Gear Solid 2 gaurds

[@AudieHolland]

Hitman is basically James Bond.

[@Wizardfanclub]

"Have you heard about Jesus!" He says

[@TheMeepArmy]

I know this video is old but man that fucking asylum part pissed me off. I was dressed as a swat for an hour trying to find ways out til I realized you could just dress as a crazy person

[@swagger177]

my fav game! Love the stealth kils!

[@aryhollifield8876]

Nerdcube didn't you make a video about one hitman game that had the biggest(or largest) amount of people in any hitman game, and killed them all as a challenge(or something like that) because I remember seeing it, but I can't find it anymore can you tell me what happen to it or whats the video title.

[@peireniko]

It was on one of the free games friday, just search for free games friday hitman blood money and it should be there, i dont know if its the video you meant but atleast its the one where he plays Murder of Crows in hitman blood money ☺

[@aryhollifield8876]

Chuck Norris I think I got it wrong I thought it was him but its not but maybe he will do it in the future.

[@chrishero8968]

it was by many a true nerd called : "Hitman blood money kill everything"

[@TechLikeABoss]

Am I only one who noticed that he said he was transferred from freaking GROZNYJ GRAD? Because he just made a metal gear reference

[@KitchenSinkSoup]

Second best Hitman game.

[@eddierecio987]

What are you playing on ps2 ps3 or PC

[@phillipatchley8457]

I played this game when i was like 7...

[@cannonfodder8907]

uh arah ha have you heard about jeezus CRACKS ME UP EVERY FEKIN TIME

[@dingleberryliespewer5394]

you can literally massacre everyone in every level on this game easily. like idk what nerd was thinking

[@harrygoodin7946]

If you do that you get a bad rating

[@dingleberryliespewer5394]

+Harry G yes I'm well aware, mass murderer rank on a game called hitman is pretty awful. but nerd had said it was impossible in the older hitman games, which is a lie. it's almost easier in codename and silent assassin

[@Sleigee_Plays_Games]

space people are magic, how do u think we got to the moon with rockets HA we got there we a very large top hat and a few people in diver suits

[@laurentboom8862]

Do you actualy buy all these games?

[@laurentboom8862]

yea but not that much.

[@laurentboom8862]

whell yea bu he isnt you and he isnt buying all of them over the course of his life time its like daly

[@aidan6231]

yes he buys all of these game if not he is given them

[@laurentboom8862]

okay then thanks

[@laurentboom8862]

yes but (not real name) runned for ages + he is rich.

[@loakal3557]

remove the syringe from the chicken

[@ryanharris3420]

Ganggang style...

[@RoundenBrown]

lol, ganggang means rape in Korean.

[@minecast1214]

1:33 then you reilse dan is mad

[@poignion6040]

You on,y just realized XD?

[@johna837]

is the start hitman hq?

[@lillyput5377]

Do a completion of hitman 2, this or blood money plz.

[@jc_8119]

9:13 XD

[@sirmacguffin8371]

1:30

[@sirmacguffin8371]

thank me later

[@ARB1452]

Eh I played Absolution on Purist and it was a pretty fantastic hitman game when you play it that way. Also contracts mode was amazing I made a contract with all of the bonus conditions that was so deviously hard that it took me hours to make but no one ever beat my score on it.

[@ditroy1974]

Your voice reminds me of TheGamingLemon.

[@RobloxianUploader]

Then your mind is all frazzled up.

[@batboy122ninjabat6]

Yep.Voice similar to him gaming lemon youtuber

[@batboy122ninjabat6]

right they r youtube friends tho

[@ditroy1974]

***** That's not why and also a year and a half late, but I still appreciate the reply.

[@kev7campbell148]

good show

[@jesseflames2672]

play hitman 2 it's in steam

[@dipperpinesmarcusgamesandv6368]

I can probably make a bit of a remix of the Nerdcubed outro E-E-Enter the D-D-D-Domain Of the N-N-Nerdcubed! Videos d-d-dropping from above like bird poop! E-E-E-Enter the domain of the N-N-Nerdcubed! V-V-Videos dropping from above like bird p-p-poop! P-p-poop! Bird poop! Videos dropping from above like bird poop! What ya think?

[@michaelmyers9497]

No.

[@dipperpinesmarcusgamesandv6368]

Michael Myers SHUT UP MICHAEL! You're horror movie is too good! DAMNIT YOU DIDN'T MAKE JASON AND FREDDY LOOK STRONG!

[@michaelmyers9497]

The Official Balloon Boy chill the fuck out

[@dipperpinesmarcusgamesandv6368]

Michael Myers K.

[@elliotwilding1281]

u got a stammer?

[@nelmarikloppers8821]

prototype 2

[@jasperpulleine9655]

I agree dan. bald

[@FallenCypherDA]

Nerd your my favourite KZbinr and make me wanna become one.

[@orvali]

Daily Life Of An Aussie I'M AUSSIE WOO

[@FallenCypherDA]

woohoo

[@FallenCypherDA]

You know those are jokes right?..... Like that's what the base of his channels is...jokes.

[@FallenCypherDA]

If i remember correctly that was mercury.

[@FallenCypherDA]

Yes in a game....have you ever heard him say that he actually hates australia besides jokes?

[@zombieslayers9603]

Can you get it on ps4

[@devenhattabaugh]

No

[@dictatorducky7586]

Deven Hattabaugh ya fear was a good game they should make a 4th

[@RobloxianUploader]

Does this even look remotely like a PS4 game?

[@PopularBeast965]

You can't buy it on ps4 but you can buy it on xbox one with the Hitman HD trilogy

[@chwexie3542]

N00B

[@Gablekolb]

I beat that whole game with just as u say absolution style I just take the shotguns from police officers.

[@Gablekolb]

every other level I just Sprint around and murder everyone.

[@relatedzombie]

+killer kolb You should stop playing Hitman.

[@Gablekolb]

yea i'm really bad at it. But it works.

[@officialdinodoestuff]

+Sir. Hemingsworth I like to do a stealthy run, and then once I'm finished try to run and gun, I could do both in Absolution haha.

[@Gablekolb]

I find it so much more fun run and gun than trying to stealth

[@torgrnas4556]

#nope

[@IchibansBeefBowl]

wuaha uh... have you heard about Jesus?

[@torgrnas4556]

Yes.

[@prezentgurung9892]

Hitman contracts is good but I would say absolution is too much matrixy

[@stevengraff5912]

more please o please

[@anankidboy520]

I have PC Hitman game the big game get download its free

[@andrewterry1345]

get english its free

[@noahturner9914]

have u heard about jesus

[@justinandrews7]

i miss old nerd🥺

[@shanikapringle1775]

what

[@syianrye5252]

You

[@sqoops8613]

Me

[@sqoops8613]

Penis

[@hatujemeletsplayeryheskyce6460]

play hitman 2

[@absolknightspaul25]

2018 bb

[@stevenmckendry19]

I'm downloading hitman 1 2 3 and 4 Idk about absolution I didn't like it

[@tescolemonbleach2367]

No one liked it

[@stevenmckendry19]

+The Official Nelson Gaming true

[@poignion6040]

I loved the originals, but the only reason to get Absolution (which is now obsolete due to the new, better Hitman having it) ia the Contracts mode.

[@justtrash4792]

play call of duty black ops 1

[@smallmangaming8884]

Or he could play a good game

[@robotman3440]

+Smallmangaming it is good it just and too futuristic after that and ruined it for everybody

[@travisgunter571]

Play warframe

[@codebreaker5824]

He doesn't play piles of shit like that

[@redlizard396]

Bass brony I've played Warframe and it's not that bad if my 700 hours on steam says anything...

[@aidanbrown2056]

Bass brony you say that and ignore the entire hell series

[@miget3]

i fucking hated this game

[@heyguysjohnfarder]

clock dock Well it fucking hates you.