Nerd³ Plays... Bridge Project

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Yay! Bridge building simulators! WOOOOO!
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End theme by the incredible Dan Bull:
/ douglby
All other music is in game music. It makes me want to drive a tank over a bridge!

[@alexb3479]

I hope you never delete your old videos this is my ENTIRE childhood. I hope you understand how important you are to so many random 20 year olds

[@stickman3214]

Literally just turned 20 yesterday... same here bro

[@alchemist3661]

Based

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

Ive been watching since I was like 11, learned most of my English here and now I become British when angry. I'm now 22. Nerd³ has *literally* been half of my life

[@jacklostumbo3287]

Right ive been watching since i was 8 and now im 18

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

@jacklostumbo3287 welcome to adulthood, remember to get your daily dose of really old videos so you can forget the pain of existing

[@thebarepimp]

i remember this like it was yesterday. i miss these good old times.

[@okidokiiiii]

I feel you bro

[@gavins4462]

I feel you to

[@jbhoycelts1170]

Yea literally grew up watching his vids

[@wolfietrey2077]

Dec 20th 2021

[@lokitheunknown]

Proof we are getting old

[@CREeperSCRAFTerX10]

These were the days...just me, my phone, and a Nerd³ video.

[@techgamer1597]

binge watching all these random steam games

[@gavins4462]

I miss it

[@virtualplanespotter9192]

An done day this reply will be to.

[@gdryan7035]

*"Shit in a lake"* Such a creative name for a bridge.

[@mietschj]

Aha, but you're wrong. It's *art*, not a bridge.

[@collywoblegubbins7948]

Dikke Taarte ...I umm whatever sorry ^TYPO!!!!

[@tgsachris]

Dikke Taarte That hole there is a bridge good sir.

[@jessenylund9652]

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[@SirCabooseCCCP]

GDRyan703 lol

[@cjmanson5692]

10:27 Krebs: "Mein Fuhrer... Steiner..." Jodl: "Steiner reports that our forces didn't make it through. The bridge collapsed under their weight."

[@SSFhighcommandJOHN]

that was a good one friend it took me back :3

[@gregoryborton6598]

I just Came from Watching His rant, XD.

[@SteamKing2160]

I Can only imagine what the Fuhrer would say... but maybe something similar like this below. Fuhrer: What the fuck? That bridge is so sturdy! So sturdy, it can hold baldy on the bridge! Even all of my SS! Some idiots made the bridge like this I will punish this idiot so severely! Burgdorf: My fuhrer, the bridge was so... Fuhrer: Well find the person who made the bridge! Burgdorf: But then you will throw Fuhrer: the pencil of doom! You cowards! Fuhrer: So many men, have died on these many same bridges! Of all the men in the army, they all died in tanks! If my reasoning was so stupid as this, I would have baldy shoot me down. Jodl: Fuhrer, U know I cant do that Fuhrer: Well why not? Jodl: Your my leader and mentor Fuhrer: How am I your mentor you baldy?! Fuhrer: Building bridges is global more global than your baldy head!

[@muundust4539]

But

[@zedkiller112]

Only one tank made it through yes yes

[@apart690]

7 years ago I woke up at a friends sleep over, he was still asleep and I had my iPad so I opened it up to watch some KZbin. I saw this video, watched it, and then when he woke up we went outside to play with Nerf guns. Times were simpler then. I miss those times.

[@philipbouchev729]

"I don't know why I'm surprised that a game with the initials B.P isn't about accidentally dumping things in the water!" That burn doe!

[@Josh-vl7qd]

Gecko Slash *is

[@bp_cherryblossomtree723]

Surprising

[@IRAMightyPirate]

I watched this video 3 days before my structural engineering license exam. I shall apply the skills I learned here for sure. Great stuff.

[@bakugancrusher01]

i'm scared for my life now.

[@Cam-dn9ed]

Time to buy a helicopter!

[@10lipca]

1. I hope you're american. 2. I live in England so I'm safe. Damn Americans(I don't hate America)

[@LilJbm1]

Samurai Hai If you don't hate America then why do you say "Damn Americans," I am offended and saddened. {=(

[@crylune]

Lol americans... AMERIHCANHS.

[@gordonfreeman3180]

"That hole there, is a bridge...." -NerdCubed

[@MultiBlueblanket]

And really dramatic and cool collapsing.

[@SuperToaster25]

Why the hell are you talking!?!? Your breaking character!!!

[@exotictrash2234]

Mark E haha nice

[@MultiBlueblanket]

(play sound of when bridge fails) "Aw...bridge failed?" -Nerd

[@Alzerak]

Mark E He's not talking, he's typing

[@ozwhovian2274]

19:26 General Lee car falls down and beeps its horn! (Huge Dukes of Hazard fan)

[@raptorjesus3894]

They should just make Dan head of quality control on steam

[@richgreyno]

Fu

[@richgreyno]

rich greyno fdf

[@raptorjesus3894]

rich greyno what are you even saying?

[@IMWT]

Jayden Holzhauser It's probably a bot

[@IMWT]

Jayden Holzhauser It's probably a bot

[@Dizzynoodlegamer]

Dan: that's fine *entire bridge collapses*

[@AdamKlownzinger]

I thought of you last night out of nowhere, and it’s as if my childhood was just re-unlocked. Your channel was a significant part of my young life.

[@njd834]

"It's an art piece. It's called... Shit in a lake." Nerd 3 just defined modern art.

[@thegoodbee9742]

Next in line... "Shit in a lake 2: Shit in the ocean" "Shit in a lake 3: Shit. In. Space."

[@KazakhV3]

Finley Turner shit in a lake 4 shit on Uranus

[@creeperkillagaming1279]

Shit in a lake 5 shit in a black hole

[@thegoodbee9742]

Lakeception Coming to theaters Spring 2015

[@NonsensicalRambings]

Finley Turner Lakeception 2: A lake... in a lake... IN A LAGOON.

[@Norway604]

The BP joke xD

[@loopyzach7537]

I don't get it

[@leon538gaming]

Zach Loopy bp is a gas company. these days there is a lot of oil in the see

[@loopyzach7537]

sea*

[@leon538gaming]

Zach Loopy oops

[@AceGaming43]

leon538gaming i thought it was about that mum who chucked her son into a well he was called Baby P BP

[@Mercsblog]

Aparrently a boat is coming through....Oh apparrently a boat is coming through!

[@AlexFyrehartDGAFCave]

Holy fucking shit, I laughed so hard I starting crying and coughing! Hilarious video dude.

[@jacobliggett9144]

i do the same thing when he plays aerofly fs when the gliders wings come off

[@trenttaubman9680]

Lol

[@jaredreinemo9934]

When he said "Nothing heavy come over please" at about 20:00, I expected 14 buses, 9 trains and a powerful earthquake to come and test his bridge XD

[@SkipperBath]

When the car goes over the bridge at 19:27 it does the Dukes of Hazzard horn!!

[@friendlyfire2615]

Skipper Bath Dixie horn.

[@Jiffy360]

This video is honestly my favourite on this channel. I just love it because of the jokes, the gameplay, and the 'OH SHIT!' Dan.

[@librariantopokemon]

hey, think you could help me out? I'm looking for a video on this game, but it's on a single map. a really, REALLY big bridge map, ik it has a train that must cross it. I could have SWORN nerd3 did it as a challenge, but I cannot find it anywhere

[@Jiffy360]

Ok, i'll get the game when i can, and i will record the challenge!

[@librariantopokemon]

HASHT#G what i meant was, there should be a video ALREADY MADE that im looking for

[@Jiffy360]

oh... i'll see if i can find a video! i can't guarantee that it will be bridge project, but this is the internet we are talking about.

[@DrKaii]

@@Jiffy360 it's been 3 years, I think it's time to call off the search

[@thebinchilli3271]

I honestly miss this video and it brings a tear to my eye

[@phyto2176]

I remember watching this as a teenager, and I absolutely loved it! Coming back now, it's still as brilliant, and it's aged like a fine wine

[@mazdaroadster-mx5]

Simulators are German because as we all know, they're adverse to fun. You can tell this because in this game their only sense of humour is sending some tanks over the bridge, and even then its very serious.

[@bp_cherryblossomtree723]

Damn. The nostalgia

[@DabaronDaVinci]

I remember watching this right when he uploaded it. I miss those days so much. I binged all his videos that day.

[@scj6693]

Dabaron Da Fox this video just turned 7 years old only a week ago. that’s weird

[@lordstewpot975]

13:20 "Oh that's fine!" *Bridge immediately collapses*

[@pulgmaz4564]

"Well, it's fine enough"

[@scrubaatividya]

20:17 fucks given by tanks = none

[@scrubaatividya]

***** i know i found it hilarious

[@aaronioshpe4098]

ThePizzaGuy! PIZZASQUAD true

[@MultiBlueblanket]

+Spy Token Games "Well Joe, this bridge just collapsed. We're falling into the water." "Who gives a shit?" "Oh yeah, but how is our tank slowly filling with water?" "I don't know. Keep holding the acceleration pedal."

[@scrubaatividya]

Carlos Vera XD

[@idk-sl7yy]

This is one of my favorite videos!

[@therealgamer6802]

Same

[@desmonddegroot4452]

TheGamingTardis - XanderTGT g

[@leshorts9271]

Mine too!

[@acewolfgang276]

This is a classic

[@HillBillyHell1397]

Dan, I have never laughed so hard throughout an entire video. Every level was a new but if humour. Please please do more.

[@caradog1081]

Ahh the good old days

[@LauraDixon2025]

Totally miss the easy days of not giving a shit and watching nerdcubed :(

[@daltonhammonds5034]

@@LauraDixon2025 me too😭

[@AverageAlien]

Can't believe I've never seen this one, funny ash

[@Sukainuu]

I can't believe this video is 7 years old now. WOW time past fast

[@ryancorson169]

I’m the only one who goes through Dans old videos like tv shows I’m rewatching, ahhhh I miss when this channel was a gaming channel😢I’ll never unsub though and still gonna buy the book

[@taraskywalker453]

I miss these days - before the algorithm’s current form.

[@jishcs]

I crapped myself laughing at.... HOLY SHIT THERE SENDING A TANK OVER!!! hahahahahaha

[@klauspudding1242]

The golden age of KZbin

[@WesleyBranton]

Love the BP joke :)

[@hypercell1016]

*accidentally dumps stuff in water*

[@nealbagai5388]

ACCIDENTALLY

[@liamweaver2944]

Wesley Branton Yes, but I think like the bridge, it was too far. Just like in Arnhem in 1944.

[@MLGGamers101]

"I'm not surprised a game with the initials BP is about accidentally dropping stuff in the water" laughed so hard at that part

[@eloszkaxD]

You're a terrible engineer. And that's why I just subscribed :D

[@nathanvarda7104]

You Have Good Taste, Sir.

[@osarofrivia8350]

Yup

[@creeferplayz9312]

Best logic

[@liamweaver2944]

Tomasz Przeor Well history has shown us that the British don’t exactly have a good relationship with bridges. Like on their Dutch holiday in 1944 with the Germans.

[@FireFlake42]

lol dixie horn 19:25

[@SNAIP]

THANK YOU!

[@FireFlake42]

ur welcome

[@samuelj.taylor8459]

13:19 "No, that's fine!" (Bridge collapses) XD

[@subzerotheiceninga8254]

T H I S I S F I N E

[@ArcticArca]

AAA THE MEMORIES

[@arpdadawg1536]

I remember watching this

[@MulticoloredBacon]

I remember watch this on my old potato laptop. Life came fast and hard.

[@epicdaviii6392]

I remember watching this when I was 6, 7 years ago

[@k-h6969]

This is my first video I have watched of yours. I am subscribing just because you sound so..Happy with your bridges.

[@krisson3750]

Go to his twitter account and you'll see him rant Like every day

[@geray_yt]

polybridge: the prequel

[@justarandomperson6577]

all the memories are coming back

[@VerySpicyMemes]

Over 8 years old? No wonder I'm walking round with a cane.

[@tadhgkeaveney4507]

8 years ago….. what happened

[@pulgmaz4564]

He grew up We grew up But the memories stay the same

[@MrCommanderhunt]

the truck at 13:34 is where I lost it at I almost shat myself xD

[@siva2727]

The WOO! bit always cracks me up

[@benfinity3602]

12:56 Dan: Do I need to support there? Bridge: collapses Dan:YUP!!!

[@sprinterofficial8457]

Literally no one Motorbikes down my street at 3am: 16:14

[@MapleSyruphox]

07:52 FUS RO DAH!!

[@Mikeanglo]

During WWII, allied forces would bravely poorly design bridges that would immediately crumple into dust, crippling German panzer divisions' ability to cross bridges. True story.

[@ThePurpleAnon]

i remember years and years ago, this video made me really want this game, not recognizing just how shit it looked to this day, it sits in my steam library, barely played and collecting dust

[@Vanity_Val]

THE GENERAL LEE AT 19:35

[@miksmash3231]

Really wish you'd bring comments back on your videos, the videos you post are absolutely hilarious!

[@Duncan_Idaho_Potato]

"The underwater actually starts above the underwater." I'm still trying to parse this out. I'm stuck in an endless loop.

[@benquinnobi6461]

So. . . This video from 2013 is apparently featuring Fallout 4. The game which even KZbin acknowledges came out in 2015. Good system you made there.

[@MEDIC-pc8pg]

Doom:oh that's fine.*bridge breaks*

[@leonsmith206]

Doom?

[@MEDIC-pc8pg]

yea doom49

[@insidemechanics]

Derper The derpiest the fuck?

[@mikkelbruhn1546]

Not just a boat, ITS A DANISH BOAT :D

[@benjamingjesing2182]

GO DENMARK

[@priyags927]

So u danish

[@lukepatrlja1392]

"Well! It's fine!" *Bridge falls apart* "Well, it's fine enough."

[@LawffleCopter]

You did it. You created a bridge that exclusively craps out on buses only. Good work.

[@Channel-ij5px]

I can’t be the only one who noticed that the train models are the same models from Trainz Simulator

[@pulgmaz4564]

I feel like there's just one studio but puts different names on each game and reuses assets from every simulator they've ever made lol

[@garrettpresley2403]

best youtuber ever

[@tmnttiny]

haha no

[@joelbns]

tmnttiny haha yes

[@renatamizerova2070]

hi is the best youtuber you idiot

[@Forest1538]

That is purely an opinion, and people should be able to express their opinions without it becoming a fight.

[@ianweston310]

Forest1538 It's when people express their opinions as absolute fact that fights erupt. So the fights are kinda... just based on both parties being absolute children. A person is smart, but people are dumb.

[@milky8073]

19:38 When you squeeze your hamster to death and your in denial that you killed it

[@subzerotheiceninga8254]

9:50 Dan: Look at this, It's just Baby Play!!! *Bridge nearly explodes*

[@corruptgunslinger]

I think I had this game on my phone

[@playmoshi124]

Nope thats another bridge builder "game"

[@ztoxicman]

Your the only person who I can tell by your voice how old a video is.

[@anagramgamaran744]

For a game that was made on a budget of 5 dollars by someone whose parents were clearly killed by the conceptual personification of UI design, this is remarkably decent. For one thing, unlike 90% of simulators, it has gameplay.

[@peeawee2410]

Recently bought this after watching. This game is much fun you could spend hours on it - or at least until you break your mouse from becoming too frustrated.

[@DolanDuking]

Hang on? A comment section?

[@Avilnetro]

Welcome to KZbin, you must be new here.

[@halowraith1]

Avilnetro X Welcome to Nerd³. You must be new here.

[@huntermcintosh8173]

halowraith1 welcome to his old vids, you must be new here

[@DolanDuking]

Disabling replies because this thread has turned into a shitty grammar debate

[@bluemooshroomgames6678]

"i suck at enginering (how ever you spell it" -nerdcubed 20--...er whats the date on this...oh...2013...well who cares...2015!

[@FuckFace-ew9yq]

I use to love these old Nerd videos. Thanks for the memories

[@theboneheads4801]

God this brings me back to when I was in middle school and was watching Sims all the time and ran into nerd3

[@pulgmaz4564]

Wait, you ran into Dan? Like irl?

[@theboneheads4801]

@@pulgmaz4564 sorry, I wish, nah I was bored as shit and ran across his video and created an addiction. Would be fucking awesome if I truly did run into him.

[@pulgmaz4564]

@@theboneheads4801 yeah, it would be a dream come true

[@landzhark4157]

This is apparently set in Denmark

[@chrisoakland8036]

MOAR

[@gregordowns7205]

As a bridge project challenge, make a bridge that has a slight crack in it. Small enough that cars can barely make it across, but strong enough so a train can go across.

[@krispykermy4638]

To this day, the joke about BP and deepwater horizon is still funny

[@teadrinker1105]

God time flys by fast

[@SirElyk]

I miss this

[@bpollitt3491]

Well that’s fine! _entire bridge collapses into the river_

[@Gebura578]

Thank you got being witter than the other lets play people. The "let's send a car over it just to make sure it's Not a bridge" was hilarious

[@nyseknight]

DAN WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE ARMOIDILLO RUN?!

[@heyguysjohnfarder]

Good for you, you don't have to like everything.

[@jwalcheski]

DINKEY DO YOU KNOW WHAT JOKE MEANS?

[@edwardheaney3641]

He has done a vid on it

[@ArtyI]

Warren Gallagher Then you are wrong.

[@CodyDashGaming]

at 23:16 LOL!

[@derincattelane43]

I think I finally realized why the bridge at 19:28 ish didn't work with the cables. The cables were anchored to the bridge at the bottom instead of the connection points on the road. That is probably why the cables didn't help support the bridge at all.

[@cy5nsp8der49]

When I moved in with my mother in 2012 you were the 1st KZbin channel i discovered and I loved your videos and still do. Much love

[@theamazingpancake2489]

At 20:45 there's a helicopter flying backward for no reason and I don't understand that logic

[@fall4all501]

Wait, lemme go pee. Ok so what were you saying?

[@notConga]

Bruh you so MLG you must smoke all the weddings

[@natewec]

+Oscar de How do you smoke a wedding? what would taste like? Cake I presume.

[@kalazakan]

wedding haha.

[@notConga]

Nate Wec like weed... weeding... wedding... its kinda like a pun...

[@lamoo3936]

Bruh 1v1 me.

[@dragonflymoonraven]

Dan: **uploads video in 2013 about bridge project** yotube at least two years later: "this is a fallout 4 video!"

[@TomRevill]

"I suck at engineering" Awesome line !

[@TheRandomhobo123]

This game doesn't actually look that bad

[@dovewing6552]

What is it that Dan has with buses?

[@hawk7466]

Watch his OMSI videos.

[@rainlbb]

Toby Hannigan Specially OMSI 2

[@kaseymarvel730]

And euro truck simulator

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

"I don't know why I'm surprised that a game with the initials BP is about accidentally dumping stuff in the water" That joke made me laugh so hard, even though this video is 5 years old and that disaster happened 3 years before this video. That proves that is a really good joke, not just funny at the time.

[@tracyl8939]

20:22 the “PERFECT” Bridge

[@wessondoorman]

Why does it say the game is called "Fallout 4?" Just asking why it says that in the description >.>

[@Scrubworks]

Fallover 4.

[@squiddy906]

I'm getting this game tomorrow

[@soup3015]

I hope you didnt it is in all respects a horrid game

[@thegeneralissimo470]

No, it's actually pretty good.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

+The Generalissimo The pointer is really inaccurate though.

[@zebraslegendold1]

+Meme Lord you can't even spell m8, m8. And you call yourself the name Lord m8

[@zebraslegendold1]

+Meme Lord meme*

[@taintman5731]

"No Thats fine" *Bridge collapses into horrible death* "Well fine enough"

[@thatoneguy3058]

to this day, the bit that still annoys me is "look how much those cables are helping". He didn't connect them to the right spots.