Nerd³ Plays... Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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@0_clover740
@0_clover740 4 жыл бұрын
we may have "hello procrastinators" back, but real ones will never forget "all other music is in-game music, it makes me want to"
@nts0n
@nts0n 4 жыл бұрын
All other music is in-game music. It makes me want to club someone over the head.
@aturchomicz821
@aturchomicz821 4 жыл бұрын
what
@RepressedJoker
@RepressedJoker 4 жыл бұрын
@@aturchomicz821 there used to be a running gag in the descriptions of the videos that started with that line
@vitalik38815
@vitalik38815 4 жыл бұрын
Can we also have the jet engine turbine PC back?
@viper2-168
@viper2-168 4 жыл бұрын
God I miss it
@rhysseamus7921
@rhysseamus7921 4 жыл бұрын
FYI there's a secret category with tonnes of units including tree giants, ice giants and velociraptors
@daltonj0501
@daltonj0501 4 жыл бұрын
Raptors.
@zerozeroone4424
@zerozeroone4424 4 жыл бұрын
How do you access those?
@xyzabc198
@xyzabc198 4 жыл бұрын
@@zerozeroone4424 Look it up on youtube, plenty of videos on where you find them
@daltonj0501
@daltonj0501 4 жыл бұрын
@@zerozeroone4424 once you unlock them they show up like every other faction
@ponderouspanda8266
@ponderouspanda8266 4 жыл бұрын
@@zerozeroone4424 You have to look around all the maps with free cam and find hidden objects
@ZyonAytkyn
@ZyonAytkyn 4 жыл бұрын
"We're processing this video. Check back later." What a classic Dan line!
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 4 жыл бұрын
Is that what he said?
@Wolfy3847
@Wolfy3847 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Dan has done a video on this. No one else could quite as accurately commentate the ridiculousness of this game with equal ridiculousness
@bossrob5209
@bossrob5209 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus: Tries to sneak into the house God:Turns on light "You're home late" Jesus:"Uhhhhh, Hi Dad" God: "No more going clubbing, Jesus"
@jumpybananas5249
@jumpybananas5249 4 жыл бұрын
*grudging clap*
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 4 жыл бұрын
God said let there be light
@toast4me568
@toast4me568 4 жыл бұрын
*facepalm*
@monikamorningstarshadlo4129
@monikamorningstarshadlo4129 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, take this medal
@Sarm8
@Sarm8 4 жыл бұрын
"He's been flung into space to give god a high five!" That really got me
@Solowinged
@Solowinged 4 жыл бұрын
I always wait for those beautiful one liners that I know are in every one of Dan's videos XD
@stillnotscaredofspiders
@stillnotscaredofspiders 4 жыл бұрын
"Each leap brings us closer to God." "Catch me, Lord, catch me."
@thewingedporpoise
@thewingedporpoise 4 жыл бұрын
Matt really did the description thing Incredible
@bl4cksp1d3r
@bl4cksp1d3r 4 жыл бұрын
But I believe the bards had lutes, banjos are smth different
@Tyrope
@Tyrope 4 жыл бұрын
They are lutes, because that's the trope bard "weapon". Can't believe Dan hasn't fired Matt yet, geez... /s
@michaelholt9243
@michaelholt9243 4 жыл бұрын
Lutes look different
@euan9711
@euan9711 4 жыл бұрын
When this gets public no one will understand the processing simulator
@valornash8463
@valornash8463 4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, don't understand
@Revan-ek3su
@Revan-ek3su 4 жыл бұрын
the what
@euan9711
@euan9711 4 жыл бұрын
@@Revan-ek3su the processing simulator. You never heard of it
@conormorley6086
@conormorley6086 4 жыл бұрын
Im guessing patreon?
@psdnmstr4609
@psdnmstr4609 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The reason the Monkey King was so Dragon Ball is because Goku was originally based on the Monkey King!
@emperorshaq
@emperorshaq 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t mind being late to a party, that just means less people are gonna be there” Thank you for your words of wisdom Dan I’ll be sure to pass them on to those in need
@sircatsmeow2886
@sircatsmeow2886 4 жыл бұрын
Berty the Mammoth has reached the same Tier of amazement as Jeff the Shark.
@accursedsidor8987
@accursedsidor8987 4 жыл бұрын
Syfy movie of the week there. Mammy Vs Sharky
@ItzNiekoyo
@ItzNiekoyo 4 жыл бұрын
Not as cool as Graham the Horse
@zedbags
@zedbags 4 жыл бұрын
"Can anything take out the vampires?" Idk, hamon I guess
@YerpyMoose
@YerpyMoose 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, that was definitely digimon
@fishpop
@fishpop 3 жыл бұрын
Was that a JoJo's reference!?
@Gsyking
@Gsyking 3 жыл бұрын
@@fishpop nah it’s a dragon ball z reference
@Mireaze
@Mireaze 4 жыл бұрын
What if the video isn't actually processing, and this is just Dan's most meta joke yet?
@ICE_Trance
@ICE_Trance 4 жыл бұрын
This is the longest game of rock, paper, scissors.
@tomhoughton775
@tomhoughton775 4 жыл бұрын
Challenge: Design a battle so that your side wins as many times in a row as possible, but each time you win, your opponent becomes the team you won with.
@GenericEdgyZoomer
@GenericEdgyZoomer 4 жыл бұрын
36:57 Hey Dan! I know a lesson you can take from this! “Quantity has a quality all its own.”
@Sammy-kq4zf
@Sammy-kq4zf 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh Jesus is dead, just give him a few days” ah yes
@ThatBaritoneGuitarGuy
@ThatBaritoneGuitarGuy 4 жыл бұрын
As a war historian, I can confirm. This is totally accurate. This is totally how wars were fought.
@danmack3173
@danmack3173 4 жыл бұрын
How's everyone enjoying the processing party?
@shnoozezzz9752
@shnoozezzz9752 4 жыл бұрын
Having a whale of a time
@aidenstanley7305
@aidenstanley7305 4 жыл бұрын
Processing party, isn't that just a large group in an immigration line?
@Formoka
@Formoka 4 жыл бұрын
“Some Dragon Ball Z shit going on!” Dan, you know that Son Goku was based on the Monkey King Sun Wu Kong right?
@LemurDreamer87
@LemurDreamer87 4 жыл бұрын
Frankly though, I'd say it was more Naruto shit.
@billyrimmer6009
@billyrimmer6009 4 жыл бұрын
It's Sun Wukong. At least in China. In Japan it's Son Goku.
@fishpop
@fishpop 3 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough; a unit that's basically Goku was added with the Legacy faction.
@teaisloveable
@teaisloveable 4 жыл бұрын
"This is a murder!" Oooh I see what you did there, Dan :P
@matthewcharles24
@matthewcharles24 4 жыл бұрын
When the firework archers came out, Dan showed off what he learned during his day as a WWE cameraman
@Frumpbeard
@Frumpbeard 4 жыл бұрын
Death's tentacles remind me of the guy from "The Darkness 2" that uses his sentient tentacles to grab people and rip their hearts out or do various gruesome executions.
@edgewoodclarinet
@edgewoodclarinet 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched this channel in years and hearing hello procrastinators brought back so many memories. Thank you for making life a little bit more bearable during my childhood. Bully and Rollercoaster tycoon 3 were my favorite!
@WujuStyler
@WujuStyler 4 жыл бұрын
We need more TABS, have Dan play around with more varied battles and the Secret units
@DannyMakesVideosIGuess
@DannyMakesVideosIGuess 4 жыл бұрын
"Skull-crushing finale" I understood that reference. Edit: Okay so the sheer amount of wrestling references I heard in this video makes me think Dan's started watching it a lot recently
@ArkhBaegor
@ArkhBaegor 4 жыл бұрын
Recently? Dan has always been a wrestling fan and made tons of references
@DannyMakesVideosIGuess
@DannyMakesVideosIGuess 4 жыл бұрын
@@ArkhBaegor Yeah but a while ago he said he hasn't been caught up as much because of some reason
@ianmiller6040
@ianmiller6040 4 жыл бұрын
I just got this game and love it. I love playing the Old West map and taking control of one of the "quick draw" shooters to have one on one battles in the street, it's so much fun. Oh, and the samurai *can*, in fact, deflect bullets and arrows right back at the enemy (though it does seem to be random chance). I had a bunch of samurai face off against several quick-draw shooters and several of the gunslingers got hit and killed by their own deflected bullets! Very cool. Also, the new Legacy update is awesome. You CAN actually kill the uber-powerful Super Peasant with about 150 Wizards working together, but that's about it. That's what a million HP will do for you.
@ToastedAlmond98
@ToastedAlmond98 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know if anyone else remembers Ooglies, but that's what the eyes on these guys makes me think of...
@jackrabbit5736
@jackrabbit5736 4 жыл бұрын
THE OOGLIES. The kids show with the terrifying slogan "The eyes are watching"
@caydenclark-johnson7854
@caydenclark-johnson7854 4 жыл бұрын
thank you Daniel, for making a 40 minute video on a game people stopped playing 5 years ago more interesting than any other video on the website
@benjaminwildeaudio
@benjaminwildeaudio 4 жыл бұрын
Really loving your content at the moment Dan :) longtime fan here and it really seems like you're enjoying making these, it really shows
@WinterGray8888
@WinterGray8888 4 жыл бұрын
I do like how dan managed to prove that this game is ridiculously well balanced by accident
@sashawallace1916
@sashawallace1916 4 жыл бұрын
I don't care what else you show me in this video, the snake archers are the scariest fuckers ever!
@RB-747
@RB-747 4 жыл бұрын
Can anybody else hear Matt's screams slowly being smothered in the background?
@fishpop
@fishpop 3 жыл бұрын
Bertie is actually a pretty cute name for a mammoth... He almost took out the entire Farmer faction by himself so give a big hand for Bertie!
@spaceman6215
@spaceman6215 3 жыл бұрын
"HELLO PECRASTERNATORS" *single solitary tear runs down my cheek*
@mynameisj9139
@mynameisj9139 4 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see more of this game from Dan
@ianmiller6040
@ianmiller6040 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see Red Death vs. Blue Death. Edit: Never mind, they just kill each other at the same time. Boring.
@asianboooyyy1463
@asianboooyyy1463 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to see more of this, especially if you use the legacy and secret units you can unlock by looking for weapons around the maps, there are some ridiculously strong units. Also the outcome of the battle can vary based on the distance, number of units, and which units go against each other.
@jblakeplays2541
@jblakeplays2541 4 жыл бұрын
"If it bleeds, you can kill it" Deadpool: *laughs in being able to regenerate from a single blood cell* (Check the comic books/google it, it happened)
@zedbags
@zedbags 4 жыл бұрын
So 682
@jblakeplays2541
@jblakeplays2541 4 жыл бұрын
@@zedbags Yes, but no, but kinda
@treyveden539
@treyveden539 4 жыл бұрын
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" is a line from 'Predator: The Musical' a great parody video on KZbin. Look it up, it's hilarious. My favourite line is, "stop shaving, you don't have a beard!"
@CherryBomb_Games
@CherryBomb_Games 4 жыл бұрын
I believe that's when he was cursed by Thanos to never die.
@niss8169
@niss8169 4 жыл бұрын
TreyVedEn I think the phrase is a lot older than that, actually.
@itsbombervr8611
@itsbombervr8611 4 жыл бұрын
Just a little hint, there are secret units in every kind of level! You must find them
@TigerGamer1643
@TigerGamer1643 10 ай бұрын
34:49 Death just Grabbing a miner then quickly dragging him off screen Nearly made me spit out my drink 😂
@fiercestpond4722
@fiercestpond4722 3 жыл бұрын
I sort of love how dan just dropped his dnd knowledge in this video and nobody has wanted him to start a dnd podcast yet
@jacksonmather3305
@jacksonmather3305 4 жыл бұрын
Watching since like 2012. Haven’t watched since 16. Nothings changed, you’re still as funny as I remember. Thanks for making my childhood.
@stormblade2895
@stormblade2895 4 жыл бұрын
A lot changed but he started returning back to normal just recently
@MichaelDuntz
@MichaelDuntz 4 жыл бұрын
"You're treating a symptom, and the disease rages on, consumes the human race. The fish rots from the head, as they say. So my thinking is, why not cut off the head?"
@MagusAgrippa8
@MagusAgrippa8 4 жыл бұрын
Well, you know a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
@nathanholland8812
@nathanholland8812 3 жыл бұрын
...it's not a perfect metaphor...
@same424
@same424 4 жыл бұрын
Thoroughly enjoyed this video, so glad to see you making classic content again. Totally awesome bro, seriously.
@williampaul4265
@williampaul4265 4 жыл бұрын
“Joeled him” made me cry lol
@JamesHanks
@JamesHanks 4 жыл бұрын
I just started watching you recently, and I love how I can watch your older videos and still enjoy them, I’m watching the GTA vids you make 6 years ago and it’s still amazing funny 💙
@caramelldansen2204
@caramelldansen2204 4 жыл бұрын
"Pay-tree-on" has to be my favourite opening sting so far!
@cam75501
@cam75501 4 жыл бұрын
what you learned is that real combat is just rock paper scissors with extra steps.
@randomchannel3609
@randomchannel3609 4 жыл бұрын
Just saying there are secret units in the game maybe you could do a part 2 with all the secret units.
@B2BAction
@B2BAction 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching nerd3 for so many years and still never fails to bring great humour in videos
@Dragula59
@Dragula59 3 жыл бұрын
hearing hello procrastinators gave me war flashbacks
@crackedemerald4930
@crackedemerald4930 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the elements, fire, ice, explosive, snake, skeleton and balloons
@aliceford3692
@aliceford3692 4 жыл бұрын
PA-TRE-ON. It’s in the game! I actually laughed out loud for once 😂😂
@WarhammerWings
@WarhammerWings 4 жыл бұрын
0.25 speed,Dan sounds like a bumbling, guzzling drunkard, lol! And at 10:20, with captions,I lost it. *"He's taken an arrow to the old mystical Souls."* XD
@ToonedMinecraft
@ToonedMinecraft 4 жыл бұрын
34:27 I have heard that validation is a good way to beat Death Itself!
@StandardGoose
@StandardGoose 4 жыл бұрын
It takes a good guy with a gun to beat a bad guy with a scythe.
@karstenroelofs9216
@karstenroelofs9216 4 жыл бұрын
8:20 a group of crows is called a murder isn't it? Clever Dan
@koboldparty4708
@koboldparty4708 4 жыл бұрын
There is at least one noted instance from ancient times of someone (Hannibal Barca, actually) fighting enemy ships by launching venomous snakes at them in pots.
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 4 жыл бұрын
36:08 wait is the end of death canon happening? *Stab* YES IT'S HAPPENING
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 4 жыл бұрын
0:20 Introverts: YAY!!
@jimmorrison3432
@jimmorrison3432 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't even got beyond the appearance of the snake archers and already this is the greatest video ever to appear on the internet
@MadSpacePig
@MadSpacePig 4 жыл бұрын
Your multiple year long transformation into Clarkson is complete. This entire video was narrated in the exact same style he narrated Star in a reasonably priced car.
@CraigUntlNytTym
@CraigUntlNytTym 4 жыл бұрын
TAPS Totally Accurate Processing Simulator
@fightnite12
@fightnite12 4 жыл бұрын
HE BROUGHT BACK THE PROCRASTINATORS. ITS BEEN 2 YEARS SINCE IVE BEEN HERE. IM LOOSING MY MIND.
@altdelet3778
@altdelet3778 4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in a month, more Dan please.
@Lickicker
@Lickicker 4 жыл бұрын
my favorite fight had to be the vampires vs sword casters, because the vampires basically all pounced them as they were shrugging off getting stabbed in the back
@stevegoodson9022
@stevegoodson9022 4 жыл бұрын
So no-one told you this was gonna be a land battle, your weapon's a joke you're broke, your longship's DOA
@benvanderwegen
@benvanderwegen 4 жыл бұрын
No kidding, probably one of the best videos you've done
@ItsTheCLaUD
@ItsTheCLaUD 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: it seems dan doesn’t know about the secret units, of which there are a shit ton, and also many of which are pretty strong.
@synchronizedelbow5702
@synchronizedelbow5702 4 жыл бұрын
Harpooner: "Aha!! I've harpooned yer cannon!!" Cannonballer: "Congrats... you've steadied my aim." Harpooner: "..."
@StansStuff
@StansStuff 4 жыл бұрын
One of my fave videos in the last few months. Love it :)
@Croatilillious
@Croatilillious 4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like your videos are too short and I want them to go on forever. This is one of those times.
@whatifkarlmarxbutbad3660
@whatifkarlmarxbutbad3660 3 жыл бұрын
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took literally hundreds of arrows to the bits and pieces." If there's an Elder Scrolls set after Skyrim...
@farshnuke
@farshnuke 7 ай бұрын
Dan I'd appreciate more videos on this. It's a good one for your humor.
@easyboarder
@easyboarder 4 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is the Nerd³ humor I got addicted to! Keep it up you beautiful bastard :D
@gummyfizzle1595
@gummyfizzle1595 4 жыл бұрын
This video helped me understand one very important thing and that’s quantity always beats quality in war
@ValhemasaurusRex
@ValhemasaurusRex 4 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting you to possess one of the units at some point and I thought you'd know about the secret category!
@minuspi8372
@minuspi8372 3 жыл бұрын
Jarls are MASSIVELY powerful. Ice Archers are one of the few units that even pose a threat to them with matched points.
@thekosmickollector7748
@thekosmickollector7748 4 жыл бұрын
this felt like a classic NerdCubed video and i really enjoyed it thank you
@batchiej
@batchiej 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loving these regular uploads!
@LazyGuyCoyote
@LazyGuyCoyote 4 жыл бұрын
Not only is the game getting a big update soon for creating your own units but you can also possess units which I find to be fun.
@aligallaton3978
@aligallaton3978 3 жыл бұрын
I love the Jonathan Pearce, Robot Wars-style commentary, very, very nice
@ratmancrimes
@ratmancrimes 4 жыл бұрын
27:53 - accurate representation of the American revolution
@pedroscoponi4905
@pedroscoponi4905 4 жыл бұрын
Monks beating up samurai is both historically accurate and quite enjoyable!
@sharpe5209
@sharpe5209 4 жыл бұрын
All I can say is I love your videos and just everything about you and your videos that make them special and different
@tm4609
@tm4609 4 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this video, I haven't laughed this hard for ages.
@mikewaymouth
@mikewaymouth 4 жыл бұрын
Probs just me but coz I’ve watched the vids with his dad so much every time he does his intro I expect a ‘WooHoo’ as well Hahahaha love u DAN!!!!
@pop5678eye
@pop5678eye 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone ever wondered why 'musketeer' (literally, a soldier wielding a musket) became synonymous with someone only fighting with a sword and perhaps a pistol but never an actual musket?
@sammylvr7912
@sammylvr7912 4 жыл бұрын
"It was a fucking Banjo - Matt" i love this channel.
@GrandiaKnight
@GrandiaKnight 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like this would make a good stream game with Matt or Jon.
@thevinaigretteboy
@thevinaigretteboy 4 жыл бұрын
now ya gotta do it with the Secret Units. also if u had done a couple more clubber tests, the odds are pretty close, no need for point bias
@misslexie5796
@misslexie5796 4 жыл бұрын
It was a feast for those crows
@WillLevick
@WillLevick 4 жыл бұрын
The fact my smaller than usual Lhasa Apso is called Bertie makes this video 100x funnier to me
@flashbacker8935
@flashbacker8935 4 жыл бұрын
Wish he used the Slowmo button lmao. You should do a series or smthin on the campaign missions, they're actually really cool and it'd be fun to see you try and beat them.
@paulstomach5176
@paulstomach5176 4 жыл бұрын
More of this please, I love ur commentation!
@joeymarrey9077
@joeymarrey9077 4 жыл бұрын
We all forgot what we were missing until you started popping back our recommended
@nothing6036
@nothing6036 4 жыл бұрын
So many quotable lines are in this video This is already a top ten nerdcubed video
@dan-el6015
@dan-el6015 4 жыл бұрын
13:14 You sir, are brilliant XD Also fucking snake archers made me laugh so much it hurt XD
@boooooooga
@boooooooga 4 жыл бұрын
From someone who has been with tabs from the start and its the best strategic battle simulator
@ethankly12
@ethankly12 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness I don't think he realizes that he can manually control them...I DEMAND ANOTHER VIDEO!
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